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We got co-host cam back in the studio
Does this does this make you think I'm a little boy?
I was just about to say you dress like a kindergartner.
I'm dressed like a child, but I kind of like it.
I need to let the lower ankle breathe.
Dude, the ankle socks are a slept on feet.
They really are.
They really are.
I don't think you own a single pair.
I'm not going to lie.
Not anymore, but in high school that was my go to.
No socks at all or low socks.
Then if I wanted to get a little sexy,
I would steal the ballet socks from dance hall.
Oh my, I swear to you, those little nasty little ones.
I have one pair.
Yeah.
It jumps over your toe and it like clips
the bottom of your ankle and it looks like no shows,
but you still got some warmth down there.
Doesn't it make you feel like Princess Diana
without the paparazzi?
Here we go.
Welcome back to the You Should Know podcast.
We got co-host camp back in the studio
Now princess Diana, right? Yes. God bless your recipes now, but what was the cause of the paparazzi?
She was running from them in a car. I believe and got in a an accident
She was she was valid though. She was great
Accident. Accident, yeah.
She was valid though.
She was great.
She would've passed.
Face card never declined.
No, she did pass.
No, it wasn't would've.
She did pass.
No, not like to eternal rest.
No, no, I mean in the culture.
Oh.
This is rough, huh?
Wait, she was like, I mean I know.
Oh, she was accepted in the culture.
Oh, she got, damn.
Is that the Diana and MJ song?
Aye.
She's dirty.
Speculation.
She's dirty.
There's a video of Michael Jackson and Diana
and she's hanky panky talking to him.
I thought you said she was hanky panky in him.
No, no, she was hanky panky talking.
But y'all don't know this about good old Mike Jack.
Give me that hip hop, that lore, that history.
Mike Jack, that boy had riz.
Oh my God.
That boy had ultimate aura. He had unspoken Riz. Yeah.
Michael Jackson put that little shoe right in that nail, leaned over at a 45. And a little
bit of t, hit a little bit of that tee hee. Tee hee. Did you know his voice was deep? In the
beginning, right? No, no, no, no. His voice is always deep. No. Yes. No, I don't believe, I don't believe those people. I don't believe the Michael Jacksons, the DDGs, or, no, no, his voice is always deep. No. Yes, that- No, see, I don't believe, I don't believe those people.
I don't believe that Michael Jackson's the DDG's,
or my voice is really like this, that, that,
but this is my stage, no.
Let me make it very clear,
don't ever put DDG and Michael Jackson
in the same conversation.
That is offensible.
Yeah.
That's crap.
No, but apparently, a lot of celebrities say,
yeah, we'd go to Mike's house,
and he'd be on the phone, and he'd be like,
yeah, what's up? but this stage voice but that that
doesn't seem too far for me because he was such a performer like he was like
I was he was like you know how the weekend goes into this character that's
whenever he's I think Michael Jackson was just doing that no way he was
sounding like this on the phone I pull up no dude you know who he is like before
all the things happen you know Michael freaking Jackson. You know who he is like before all the things happen. You know Michael
Freaking Jackson. Yeah is I mean he is arguably the biggest like the biggest celebrity ever
Yeah, and I don't think I really don't think it's that much an argument. Yeah, that's that is nut
He's a hundred percent up there the most famous person
Of all time you hear that Mike bring it back. Yeah. So how's your week been, Bob? Oh my god
My week was it was good. We actually went I went to a lake house for with family for Memorial Day weekend
That's so what? It was fun. It was good, but
That sounds fun though. How was it? What'd you do?
But you're not allowed to say the only reason you say that is because you can't swim. That's defensive. Oh
Wow, he can't swim
Have you seen me try yeah, it's like a puppy you throw him into the deep end you're like
I'm like stand up. You're in four feet of water
It's bad dude, okay. I have a question about your trip you went out to the lake with your family, right?
Yes, and we were white yes, and so you took Malachi, your son.
We did, yes.
Now, Liv texted me a picture of your son on the lake
and he was wearing the biggest life jacket
I've ever seen in my life.
And that's the smallest life jacket
that any manufacturer makes.
It's the smallest one.
Yes, so your son's a very small man.
Very small man, tiny little fella.
Now, and now I hope this isn't offensive.
It might be, but that's all right.
That's what we're here for.
Because I remember about, before Malachi was born, I think this was a personal conversation
we had.
Like before, like not even on camera.
Did you throw him in the lake?
No.
No.
No, no, no.
He is four months old.
Those will be swimming lessons that you do in a pool with an instructor, clean water.
Okay. I'm not throwing him with sand, bass bass and twigs in the middle of a lake because going a do good, buddy
Yeah, get back on the boat. You want it?
No, I would never do that never that's what I remember you telling me years ago. You're like yeah
That's also way too young okay
But I didn't know but I remember you telling me like a criminally young age
And I was like I don't know if that's okay to do. Basically what Cam was saying is when he has a kid,
he was like, he's not going to be like Peyton.
He's going to throw,
literally grab his kid and just throw it in a body of water. And they said,
he said, I was like, Cam, like, are you going to be in there? And he goes, no,
babies are buoyant. They will figure their way up.
They really do. And that's crazy.
It blows my mind that a 26-year-old tall man can't do it.
But if I tossed my little nugget son into the pool,
he'd be able to figure it out.
Yeah, but is that like FDA approved
or is that just like a street method?
No, it's called, I think it's called IRS,
infant rescue swimming.
If you put them in, they basically, I don't know how,
but they know to get to their back
and then they continue to cry
while they're just like floating on
their back towards someone else an adult can just
Go in after them and save them. They go they were like
I'm like take the hot dog. I'm like
And I just dive in I'm going into three feet of water break my arms and I could have just grabbed this
Yeah, yeah, whenever you told me that I definitely saw you a little different I was like this is given little Netflix
documentary no no I definitely I think it's I think it's a close household
thing for all the whites but I don't know outside of outside of the white and
then I remember you telling me who your favorite wrestler in 2007 was and I was like ah it's all kind of coming
in.
She goes how's the studio today?
I go shut up.
This is obligatory.
This is something.
It's a comedy pod.
Oh my god.
What's up?
Are you ready to go on a world win real quick? Yeah take me there daddy. This is, this is something. It's a comedy pod. Oh my God.
What's up?
Are you ready to go on a whirlwind real quick?
Yeah, take me there daddy.
So this weekend, right?
Yeah.
We're at a lake, lot of sun.
Okay, so Liv, one night, I think the second night,
she goes, let me do a skincare routine on you.
I go, absolutely.
Does it come with, just kidding.
You can do this.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding. Hey'm kidding, I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
Hey, hey, right?
I'm kidding.
It's undefeated.
It's on bread, it's on bread.
It's a joke, we're getting giggles.
But she goes.
Okay, so you have a classroom with me.
No, that's, that is, that's a different time.
It's a Patreon joke, it's a Patreon joke.
That is so, god, that was so wrong of y'all.
Go ahead, go ahead, you had a skincare routine with your wife.
She goes, babe, your white, your crow feet's
starting to creep in, let me do a skincare routine.
No, don't do that.
You just saw him, six feet.
I'm like, don't do that.
She goes, let me do a skincare routine.
I'm like, bet, I'm game.
She starts putting it on, right?
Now I'm gonna transform you into my body,
and you're gonna, I hope to God,
you hear and experience the same thing.
Wow, a lot harder to walk.
Oh wow, a lot more straight to though
Now when is it a draw a line when you're making fun of my disabilities you make fun of my lumps and humps every
Week it's not a disability that you're broken back. I thought you were freaking you grew too tall
It's not a disability couldn't control a back brace Michelangelo do and the thing about the back brace I think y'all y'all don't understand it wasn't just like a
back brace
Had wires on it and I'd have to go
And I'd pull tight. I was wearing a corset in my developmental years like a old English baddie. Yes
My eye going
It was like from an a cup to a D cup My shit laying over there and the dudes would go like this
in the hallway with me.
Oh no.
And I couldn't defend myself
because I was constrained.
You'd let other puberty bound men play with you
and you couldn't defend yourself.
Some of them were bullying,
some were trying to figure theirself out.
So I was game for everything.
I was like...
They're like, dude, it's about the same.
He treats me better anyway.
All right. Skincare skincare. Sorry.
So I now want you to become me in this story. So close your eyes. Right.
So I don't know. I'm not going to touch you. I'm not going to touch you.
You touch me. The game's over. It's all auditory. Okay.
You touch me. The game's over before you close your eyes.
Actually look to put your fist down before you close your eyes. She's like,
all right. She puts a headband on me. I go, babe, I don't have hair anymore.
Don't know why, but she's like, it's a part of it. I go, no it's not.
She starts, she gets all the s***, she goes, alright, here we go.
I bet. First off, the angle I'm sitting at is horrendous and my lower back was hurting two minutes in.
She starts putting stuff on. This one's a cleanser.
Close your eyes.
So this first one's a multinatural cleanser comes from the streets of Peru. I go,
all right, sure. Feels good. That's awfully cold. It starts
rubbing right. I'm gonna touch your knee, not your face. Okay.
She's rubbing about this soft on my face rubbing it. A little
aggressive. But really, yeah, you got my callous hand. Yeah,
you got weird fingers. White man hands. Anyway, next one. This
is the milky toner. Okay, it's gonna clear your imbalances
It's gonna make everything the same shade. Oh god. This is nice. She learned all this before she dropped out
I yes, she did. Yes in tick-tock university. Here we go. So hey babe
Can I have 12 grand to go to SSTS school for one week?
Bang bang bang bang!
I'm gonna give 30 grand to this guy in Brooklyn
Hell They said they wanted our bank information, so I gave it to them.
Oh my god.
Malachi's college can be funded by her mistakes.
Anyway, here we go.
I'm kidding. I love you Liv. I love you Liv.
So I swear, what I'm about to say to you...
Oh, I'll deal with that when I get home.
What I'm about to say to you is a hundred percent real close your eyes
Yeah, and you have to understand all I can do is hear and feel her hands, right?
So this is the milky toner. It's it's correcting all your imbalances. Oh god. That feels good. All right
This next one is um this next one is for multiple reasons, but it's salmon semen. Here we go. We're gonna put it on
What salmon
salmon, semen, and she put it on my face. And I literally am not making this up.
In the exact moment she goes, so this one's salmon, semen, starts putting it on my face,
and I go, what the f*** did you say?
What did you just say?
There's no way.
We went on a 30 minute argument slash rabbit hole it is salmon semen for its its
Regenerative properties, and she smeared it on my black circles under my eyes
You do look a little more clear. Yeah, I look better
No, it's kind of like I mean it
Let's backtrack here. What are you about to say? I was gonna go down a patreon hole. I can't say that's gotta stay but
My question is you know I hear a lot of crazy skin care
My question is who's the first person who's the little freak out in the lake?
It's like trying to get lunch for his family, and then he's like oh
What do you know?
He goes I feel a little brighter and better he's like, whoa, what do you know? He goes, I feel a little brighter and
better. Who's that? That needs to be in handcuffs in solitary confinement. He's like, that one's
a little pretty. Like you sick freak. That guy needs to be, no. But she was serious.
I literally took the bottle, read the ingredients, and there's a compound that comes from the semen of salmon
that helps your skin.
To your point, I ask the exact same thing.
Who the fuck found this out?
Who is testing this?
And they all deserve to never speak again.
Look at that muzzle.
My second question is, how are we mass producing
this skincare now?
Yeah, what are we, we're gathering thousands of salmon.
We're violating sea creatures so we can have pretty skin.
Imagine the life of a salmon.
Just imagine.
You're just floating around one day,
hanging out with your little school,
your little colony people.
All of a sudden, boom, you're in a big net, right?
Then you get finished, and then you get finished.
They're all relaxed.
Then you get real relaxed, and then you get slaughtered. And all of a sudden in the middle of a sushi. Yeah, now
You're an eddy V's. Yeah my god poor fish. Okay, it's not what they were designed for
I promise you they were not designed for that. How much resources do we have? Oh
Human mankind. No, I'm just saying like and this goes to my egg point, my chicken point, fish is up there too, bro.
I know the ocean is vast.
I know it's big as hell.
Very big, so many fish.
We can't even comprehend.
Are you saying there's not one genetically modified fish
that we've eaten?
There's not one, think how much sushi there is in this world.
Dude, we're making, there's sushi in the middle of Wyoming.
Like there's sushi in places
that they're nowhere near a body of water.
We're going to Oklahoma City in a couple days.
That place has fish, dog.
Like they have high-end salmon.
They're in the middle of the country with red dirt.
There's no fucking salmon in the Red River.
Oh my god.
And they put on a box truck driven by a 42-year-old
alcoholic that sleeps the four hours a week.
And that guy's getting my crab meat to this sushi place where then they make it. Get it.
It honestly makes no sense.
And out of here, it's just, it's just so much of it.
And right now I'll probably get picked on for having this thought, right?
But six months, somebody else will post it on tick tock like them saying, and
then it's like, wow, it's the most riveting thought ever.
It's your Nostradamusist you see things before others you feel it before others and then others
bite your style and then they they get the praise. Exactly you know I'll take the brunt of it. You
really did you called the alien you called the underwater you called all of it. I call it majority
of things. We need to study you maybe. I didn't even know fish could like have like I didn't know fish like
The climax by the way, I thought I thought fish were asexual
No, I've seen a see they're there. They might be asexual, but they are they are very sexual
I've seen a seahorse get after it now a seahorse will clear the sea. Oh my god
It's like it's like you know when the little fog hits the hits the the highway and you can't see when you're driving?
That's like the fish fog when a seahorse gets active.
You leave your front door and it's a mist.
You can't see anything.
Oh wow.
Oh god, that's a seahorse?
You've seen it?
No.
Yeah, and they're a little backwards.
Where have you seen a seahorse?
You've never seen a seahorse bust one out?
I've never physically seen a seahorse.
I've held a seahorse.
There's no way, I don't believe that.
There's no way you've held a seahorse. You can 100% hold I don't believe that. There's no way you've held a seahorse.
You can 100% hold seahorses. Where are you going to do this? You were born in Pflugerville.
Where are you holding seahorses? No, this is when I was at St. Francis.
What? I went to a private school.
Y'all didn't know that? No, oh we knew that. Oh, yeah.
I didn't know they had to hold a seahorse day. Did they take you to the Pacific?
No, I think because it was in Austin. In Austin you do anything you want right? Oh, it's crazy, dude
Austin's yeah, they're my saw some things as a kid. I shouldn't have seen there's a guy named Leslie Google them, dude
Leslie chased me up a rock climbing wall one time
It was a man
He's about the same amount of hair as me
But he didn't wear a shirt. And he would wear a little purple red dog.
He was allowed in the rock climbing team?
He was allowed everywhere.
He was an Austin legend.
Leslie passed away sadly.
That is sad.
Yeah, and so he passed away sadly, right?
But apparently this lore about him, like he was an Austin legend.
Like if you walk down the streets of Austin you saw Leslie like it was a
Big deal. That's Leslie. How active was he to be all over all he was everywhere
He was always down like always on 6th Street always Barton Spring like he was everywhere
Apparently he was filthy
Rich. Oh
Love a good curveball. Love a good plot twist, but
but
Unfortunately a hate crime happened to him and he was oh
But unfortunately a hate crime happened to him and he was oh yes taken away from us and now he has a huge plaque in the middle of six trees.
Holy shit.
I'm telling you this is a real deal legend.
Yes but I remember I probably told this story before I was like eight years old right
I had my long hair and I was like doing rock climbing in the middle of Austin
and I looked down and I see him and my mom would always tell me about Leslie
and so it's like seeing like the foot.
The foot? Big big foot what the
Finder I was gonna say the foot in this monster like the Loch Ness monster in the foot job. What's it called?
Not a foot job
Not that one. We're locking this month. Yeah, it's like the Loch Ness monster
I looked down and I was like all the even like oh, it's a real person and then he was looking at me and my mom
Loved him
Come here baby. Yeah, and oh no, not that she stay away. I mom loved him. Oh, I can see your mom loved him. Leslie, come here, baby. Oh, no, not that.
She stay away.
I don't know if you smell the freshest.
Love from a distance.
Love me from a distance.
I think that's very important.
It's very important to love people from a distance.
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There's this trend going around on TikTok, right?
I don't know if you've seen it,
but it's guys calling all their male best friends, right?
I was gonna do it to you.
Oh no, I've seen it.
I was going to do it to you and multiple other people.
God, that is, that's fire.
That's funny.
So there's this trend, if you haven't seen it on Tik Tok, where guys call their guy best friends and their
friend group and they just call him randomly to say, Hey, just calling you to say good night.
And they record the reactions. It's the funniest thing in the world. It's so I love it.
But when I'm watching it, everybody, like the guy friends are like man. Why are you telling me that? Yeah? Why you?
You all right, bro, right, but then I got to thinking about us
Why don't we do that? I feel like you don't love me and if I were to do that to you
I feel like you would make fun of me
You you genuinely believe that that is the role you would take in this yes
Yes, you'd literally say shut up and hang up the phone
and it'd be that quick.
You're kidding me.
No, it is exactly what you just said reversed.
I would be open arms.
Oh, he's calling me, telling me goodnight, that's sick.
Right now he's normally just probably making fun of me
or something.
No, that's not true.
Oh, what's up buddy, what's up?
That's not true.
If I called you and I said goodnight
before this was known, before you knew about this trend,
there's no way in hell that one,
you would entertain the conversation,
two, you'd be there for me,
and three, you'd say anything nice.
Kim. No shot.
No, I would love that.
The reason it doesn't happen is because you don't make it
a welcoming environment to do that for you.
What?
You do not make me feel like I can do that.
You can call me anytime.
That's not true because I became second fiddle once you had that little kid that looks just
like you.
I'll call you at night and you say I'm putting him down.
Put me down.
Why don't you put me down?
Peyton, before a son was ever here, you never put me down.
You never call at night.
You're a calloused, hateful soul.
That's not true.
No, that's not true.
No, it's not true. To me, and that's your form of love. That's not true! No, it's not true! And that's your form of love!
That's not true!
You love me more than anything, but you hate me because you love me!
Okay, but the thing is, it got me thinking more.
I want to do more than that.
Would you think it's weird if I texted you and said like, good morning?
No!
Okay.
I think that'd be great!
You're a liar, Cam!
You don't make it a welcoming environment for that!
If you texted me good morning, the first time I'd be like, what did I mess up on?
I would honestly be like, what did I do wrong now if that was a steady thing if I wake up
Knowing I'm getting a smooch from the wife a cry from the kid in a good morning from you
Yeah, no one can defeat me. I got all three of y'all. I got God on my side
I'm undefeated first of all those two things would never happen on the same
Those things never those things never cry for me my leave the room. She's snoring. He'd be like hey hurry up
Those things that never happen. It would be a cry from him, I leave the room,
she's snoring and he'd be like, hey hurry up.
That would be it.
But okay, say I did text you good morning every morning,
right?
That'd be lit.
Exactly, but do you understand how selfish you are?
Not one time are you just saying that,
would you text me first saying good morning?
Pay me.
You're just like the girls I deal with.
You never, I need, I need, I need.
Okay, now that's a different problem.
If I texted you good morning, let's be honest.
Right, I'm honest.
If I texted you good morning,
you would literally not respond,
send something hateful back, tell me to shut up.
There's no way in a middle.
And why would I do that for somebody
that views me in this way?
That's not true. Oh my God, you master of words.
It's exactly, you put these allegations and fabrications and titles on me.
You are twisting it. Oh my god, I wish there was a floating GoPro just 24-7 over us. Jesus Christ.
If I texted you good morning, hey bro, good morning, just woke up with like hella energy, just want you to have a great day.
What would your response be? Let's hear what you say and then I'll tell you what you'd actually say.
I'd say, oh bro, you too, appreciate that man. It's exactly what I'd say. It's exactly what you say and then I'll tell you what you'd actually say. I'd say I was over you too appreciate that man It's exactly what I'd say
It's exactly what I would say
Say lol go back to sleep you hobbit say something like that
Did you shut up moron don't don't hit my line, bro. This is so gay at all lowercase. This is gaslighting
This is me. This is a cry for help. I'm doing
Is I wanted to talk to you more and you don't talk to me.
I don't talk to you, I call you!
You know. I call you more.
And what do you say? Who calls you more?
Can you send me this?
Who calls you more? When are we doing this?
No, no, no, oh no, no, no, every time, oh my God.
I used to call you more before you had a kid
and then you put me to second, wrongly,
because you know me longer than that little.
No, that is a gaslighting from you.
If you used to call me more before I had a kid,
I didn't change, I had a kid, I did not change.
You stopped calling me as much, you just said it.
Because why do I always be on,
You said false allegations.
No, you should, why am I always on the giving side?
I wanna receive sometimes, I need love too.
It's not just about you, I need love.
Daddy needs reassurance too, Cameron, it's not about you.
I kiss you, I coddle you, I feed you, I do everything.
I cough and rot. Maybe hold you. I coddle you. I feed you. I do everything I rough
Maybe hold me after maybe hold me. No, I got a shower and get out exactly you slap me
Good work
Okay, and last thing
This is all this is crazy And the thing that I did literally yesterday,
I almost did this to you yesterday.
I was thinking about you.
Oh, didn't act on it?
Nope.
Oh, I had to, that was a last second buzzer beater
catching that one.
You were thinking about me, what were you thinking about?
I was thinking about you and I literally did this.
I was in my bed in my robe, butt naked, right?
And I was like this at the edge of my bed. Why are you? And I was thinking about you, I literally did this. I was in my bed in my robe, butt naked, right? And I was like this at the edge of my bed.
And I was thinking about you, shut up dude, shut up.
I was thinking about you, I was like,
Cameron, Cameron, Cameron, I hope he's doing well.
Oh!
And then I said, I typed out in our messages,
hey Cam, have you ate today?
Question mark, I've typed that out.
What about your pet?
Exactly, and exactly.
You see how he acts?
Have I ate today?
I'm checking on you.
Did you?
You know I've eaten today.
I'm massive.
I can't go a day without eating.
Have I ate today?
No, but I remember, and see, I listen whenever you talk
to me, when you vent to me.
You said, there's been several times when you're holding
Malachi in the lull, screaming.
Hey!
You want it!
Unacceptable, inappropriate, HR, Now! And he'll be screaming
and you'll be like, you'll be like, oh f***, dude I haven't even eaten today. I haven't
eaten since 1pm. I have said that. Yes. But you know what? And so that's why I'm checking
on you. Why are you thinking about me f***ing naked in a robe on the edge of your bed? And
exactly. See, this proves my point. Thank you so much. That does not prove your point.
That does not prove your point. There's been, every time I call you,
I call and I start the, no matter what
we actually are talking about, I start the conversation,
hey buddy, what are you doing?
You go, does that concern you?
I go, all right.
I go, hey bro, how's Monday Night Raw?
Shut up, bro, you don't like it.
Okay.
Hurt people hurt people.
Hey, okay, but I, no.
Hurt people hurt people.
I'm hurt and I hurt.
I'm not gonna lie, I could do better.
You put me into therapy. You put me back into therapy gonna lie. I could do better Yeah, you put me in the therapy you put me back in the day. Yeah, you did
I went when we first started the podcast. I thought we were on a good thing. You put me back in there
Oh my god, what happened? Okay. My mind works in mysterious ways. So does God like Christ? Yeah
But I just had an epiphany about a thought about a memory that happened bear with me
I almost just had a factory reset after that sentence. You said, we were talking about calls. The fact I've never
said this is unbelievable. What? Back in Russellville, okay it was it was one of those nights we just had
like the team was over at my house we were watching Deontay Wilder versus Tyson Fury. Nice.
Surprisingly, I wasn't invited. You were living in wherever the hell that school was.
That you had what's his name as your roommate?
Amir.
Ohhhh.
Shout out to Prince.
Shout out Prince.
Anyway, where was that?
Coastal Bend?
Yeah, hey man.
Feds dawg.
We say Simmon all the time, this is school.
It's different.
Yeah, that is different.
But anyway, you were way far away.
But we were watching Wilder Fury, surprisingly all the brothers were going for Wilder.
And it was like me, CJ and Kaden going for Tyson.
You're like, come on, keep it pure.
Keep boxing pure.
I go, dude, hold your balls up, Tyson.
Hold them up, Tyson.
Dude, he's a dirty fighter on the other end.
The rest of the team's like, man, stop.
I was like, oh, OK.
But so it becomes like, holy, I just remember this whole thing. It's like
12 31 o'clock and our friend Kevin he calls and he's trying to get Lucas and
Brennan to go to this football party. Me, Calvin, a couple others give like ten
reasons why you shouldn't go. Bro it's one o'clock we have practice tomorrow
they're probably like they don't go. So they end up one o'clock in the morning?
It's one o'clock in the morning. They end up going to this party. He's laughing. He knows what I'm saying. They end up going to this party
Yeah night ends whatever everybody get out. It was fun. Appreciate y'all come and go to sleep wake up
I get a call at 7 a.m. From my coach right for my assistant coach
Yeah, coach. What's up?
Hey cam, uh, we're some guys over at your house last night
Hey Cam, were some guys over at your house last night? Uh, yeah, I mean, yeah, is everything alright?
He was like, okay, I thought so.
Did you know about anything about people going anywhere afterwards?
So at this point I'm playing it cool. I'm not a rat.
So I'm like, ARGH!
And then we're just like, ARGH!
Yours is like, f***ing strange. Yours is like a dog getting like its tail stepped on. Oh
There's like a dog get like its tail stepped on
Anyway anyway, I go I mean no pretty much everyone like
Everyone cleared my pad at like 1230. I'm not that I'm not that guy that's weird my bad is nasty word dude I said no code I mean everyone just left I don't know what
happened after it's here okay well there was a cam there's a football party last
night yeah right 7 a.m. I'm like this dude I go okay he goes Kevin Brennan
Lucas all went and I go oh okay I now that you said it, they might have said something about that, yeah.
Cam, there was an accident.
And I go.
That's terrifying to hear.
No, it's seven o'clock in the morning.
Your heart drops.
Heart, it's sunk.
It's about to be pooped out with my morning cleanse.
Remind me to say something about that after this story.
I will.
There was an accident.
I go, oh my God, what happened?
He goes, Lucas and Brennan were driving home. He hasn't changed, he hasn't
fluctuated. No, no. 7am, this man's not awake at 7. First of all, you never wake up at 7.
You're calling me, you're talking like you're whispering. Yes. Lucas and Brendan were driving
home. Yes. Big sigh like that. At this point in literally, you need to speak right now and you need to
speak very clear. I am like almost crying. There's tears in my eyes. They were just in
my house, eating my food, petting my crooked dog. He goes, Cam, I don't know what we're
going to do. It's sold to me at this point he goes they were arrested
and I literally go you son of a I go go bail him out Nate! I go what do we do? I thought they were dying! I thought they were dead!
Why the f*** did you ever think that was okay? He goes man they're drinking. We're going to run this all later at 12. Bye.
I said, you sick mutt.
I was, bro, on the verge of crying.
And then he goes, they were arrested.
I go, what the fuck is wrong with you?
I never heard this story.
I just remembered it.
Because I don't know what clicked.
You said about calling and we were talking about college
basketball.
Bro, that's I'll never forget. Bro, I told that in the locker room. Bro, that s***. I'll never forget, bro.
I told that s*** in the locker room.
We got there that day and they ran us for it.
Oh, 100%.
Two idiots drink when we told them not to and now all of us are running.
It's teamwork.
One for all for one, one for all for all.
Let me work on my corner three.
Yeah, it's honestly s***.
Yeah.
It's so stupid.
But yeah, you were going to say something about it.
I was going to say something.
I genuinely, it is my biggest pet peeve and you do this.
Oh my God. When you're telling me something on the phone
Tell it to me. Do not if you're gonna give me information
If you're giving me information
You cannot start and you do this. You can't go bro. I do that bad
And then I go I go what what what can't will really go, no way. Wow. This is great. No way.
I'm I have crippling anxiety.
I think somebody broke into my parents house and Malcolm.
Like, that's what I that's what I think of all people.
You're worried about Malcolm getting first before Preston, your mom and your dad.
That's sad. I hope your family hears this is scs you. And so, oh, something happened with them.
It was so funny.
But that is my biggest maybe even,
I don't know why you do that.
And I think it's a manipulation tactic
and it's borderline evil.
That is an evil thing to do.
No, I think, I really think my brain is firing
at such a rapid and impressive rate
that I can't slow my own thought process down
to communicate well.
I get so high, because it'll literally be like LeBron signed with the Lakers. I go,
no! Everyone else thinks, I don't know. Something just happened. Yeah, George Strait fell off
a tractor or something. And I'm like, weird poll, mythical, but it's just LeBron.
Yeah, and bro, and so I'll be like, Cam, what? And you can hear me. I know you hear me asking.
And you've known me for a decade and you know how my mind is that is I go to a
dark place
Just tell him I'll be there for the funeral yeah, no now wait a second you know I just dropped something dude
No, they dropped the dropping a new iPhone. Yes my god first off speaking on a phone something that you do and
Now I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt. I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt right but at certain points
It's unacceptable.
And let's just be honest.
I would say nine out of 10 phone calls that this man takes
are on speakerphone.
Whether it be regular speaker or FaceTime,
stop doing that.
That's racist.
That's racist.
How do I hold the phone?
And how do I walk?
He's like, he's like, what's up man?
No, he said, he said, yeah, we're at the stew right now.
He said, nah, I ain't doing s***, what are you doing?
He said, what are you doing?
Yeah, alright.
Yeah, no, we're about to record, yeah.
Nah, I'll hit you later for sure
I do not answer the phone on speaker. Holy
Every one of your conversations is for the world in the second
I try to jump in because I'm a good man with a big heart you go shut up big hits every time
I try to be a friend because I typically know who's on the other line, right? So I'd be like dude. What's up?
He's like get the yeah your call because you're invasive dude. You don't know boundaries I try to be a friend, because I typically know who's on the other line. Right. So I'd be like, dude, what's up?
He's like, get the fuck out of here.
Yeah.
Because you're invasive, dude.
You don't know boundaries.
You're giving it to the public.
That's not true.
Are you working on a car?
Do you have a wrench in one hand and a flashlight in the other?
No, you're standing in a quiet room and you're just like this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, bro, shut.
I'm on the fucking phone.
Shut up.
I can't even listen to my...
Yes or no?
Has there been times you're on speaker? I try to talk, you shut me down. I can't even listen to my... Yes or no, has there been times you're on speaker?
I try to talk, you shut me down.
So then I go back to my phone.
I play my videos and you get mad at me
that I'm interrupting your call
that you can give to the public.
Cause I was there, I'm priority if I'm on the phone first.
Your priority?
If I'm on the phone first.
Your priority.
Exactly, yourself, is you adhere to me.
No. Adhere to me. I was on the phone first, that's your priority. Exactly, yourself, as you adhere to me. No, say it.
I was on the phone first.
That's like walking into a room
and seeing somebody's watching TV,
and then you're like, unplug it, unplug it in my Xbox.
I was here first, I'm priority.
No, no, no, no, no.
If they're watching TV, that is a shared TV
they have on their first.
No, it's not shared.
That's a personal mobile device in your hand.
Hey, put it to your brain.
No. Use it as it was intended. No, okay. There's no need to talk device in your hand. Hey, put it to your brain. No.
Use it as it was intended.
No, okay.
There's no need to talk to people like this.
Yeah, yeah.
F*** you, man.
Yeah, no, I feel you. I feel you.
No, I don't even know what the f*** that means.
I don't know what he's supposed to do.
You f***ing failed.
Yes or no, am I one of the most productive people you've ever met?
Yes or no?
Yes or no?
Yes.
Okay.
That has nothing to do with it! Yes, it does. No, my God, you. Oh my God. Because if I'm like this, my whole right side of the body is occupied.
I can go like this and move. I can do multiple things. So then how do you explain this one?
That's not me. You hold the phone like this. No, I'm like, bro, it's on your ear!
You might as well have a regular phone call.
No, bro.
No, speakerphone in public is a title that you abuse.
And then you make people adhere to you.
I was here first. This is my space.
Respect my boundaries in my space.
And listen, and that's how I know you're a fabricator and a lie.
Because I'm a what?
A fabricator and a lie. I don'm a what a fabricator and a lie.
I don't fabricate on like fabrics.
I like fabric.
This is how I know you're a fabricator and a lie. Right.
Listen, you listen, dude, is I know
I'm on FaceTime.
I said at the very beginning, I said whether it be act
let's not act like you don't take regular calls on speaker often.
No, and I said, no, I don't. I calls on speaker often. No. And I said.
No, I don't.
I said.
I can pull through my call log right now.
I literally said, it's regular calls on speaker
or predominantly FaceTime.
I said that, it's both.
FaceTime, that's understand.
But if I know the person, you're claiming I'm self,
selfish should be me going, hmm, videos, blah, blah, blah.
I come in with a bubbly attitude and a big gut
and I walk up to your phone and I go,
hey, it's me, silly white man, and you go move
Cuz you're not respectful. That's the thing and I will get off this but you're not respectful. This is what you do
You come in and you don't I could be literally planning like the most important deal of all time
I could be doing something very important
I could be talking to a loved one that is in dire need of care and we're talking about something sad. Cam will be like, hey what up
boy? Hey who's talking to you? Hey what up? What up? How you doing?
She'll be like, my dog just died Cam. And then you'll be like, oh. And that's what you do.
That's exactly what you do. And then you'll go over there and play basketball out over here.
You think you're trying to be bubbly.
You are just a noose.
You're a net that we can't get away from.
And I love you.
But it's like a fight.
It's like a wide.
Sorry.
All right.
It was last night.
Fun.
My dog just died.
I go hang it up.
You go, Oh, I'm not involved in this.
You're like, hey, P's big though, right?
You do. That's what you do.
Yes or no is that nobody does.
Oh my God. No, that's not. Yes or no?
You have never told the girl that?
I say that no. I've never said P's big.
No, I have not. No.
I said no. Get away from me. Get away get away from me get away make sure you get away
How many times you see
I said... No, it was like this.
It was like this.
It looked like a grandpa just cut his
lawn. He said...
Oh, like the meme?
That meme?
What's the meme?
Oh my god!
We can double meme it!
So it's the meme of the...you know the meme.
You sent it before in a text message.
James, can you please make a graphic of my face so it's that is that mean right yeah he's dead
you know that he's dead from what well that's what's wrong with you the reason
of death matters a camp protest at Harambe's death. No, no I didn't know
And I don't know why that brought to my brain
Yeah, we weren't talking about primates we were talking about that guy but double me Yeah, don't mean me edge of the bed like this. Yeah
And then I left the bathroom. I looked and you hit the Shrek you said
The Shrek
And then I said I was taking a six-hour shower
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The You Should Know podcast.
Okay, I saw. Holy hell.
I saw, there's a news article that came out, right?
Oh God, dude, no. Just wait, there's a news article that came out, right? Oh God, dude no.
Just wait, honestly, 30 second timeout.
News?
Who are you?
Who are you?
I'm a 27.
No you're not, that's wrong.
Eh, failed, you're 26.
At what age do you stop counting?
30, 100%.
Really?
30's young, and people are like,
dude 30's the new like 15.
I go, you're just sad, and you wanna be young, but. 30's. 30 is. But honestly, past 30, it's like 15. I go you're just sad and you want to be young but 30 is
But honestly past 30 it's like you're never like you don't you know you don't say your age past 30
I feel like when you're past 30 don't asks you for your age. Do you know how to do the hell you you know?
You're you're meeting friends like a ballpark, bro. What grade are you in 30 your grown up?
Three kids we talk about you don't even know age. You have three kids at 30?
You rushed the timeline, huh?
At this rate, maybe.
It could happen.
It could happen. God, believe.
That would, yeah.
Bam!
That would, that'd be, that'd be something.
Dude, I don't, I really don't want kids
until I'm like 38, genuinely.
I mean, that's not.
Cause that's whenever I'm gonna,
those are my wind down times,
like that's when I'm gonna start winding down being an adult.
Like 30, I'm still young, bro.
You're still young, you're a beat-oido tiger you're like a puma in the dark at
night yeah oh my god he's waiting in the tree just pounce on a little gazelle
with a limp oh my god oh she has a limp what's it a sheet oh he pounce it you
know it's hard to get him going no No, but I'm just saying, God, imagine that.
No, no.
What was I talking about?
Oh, I saw a news article, right?
That's crazy.
Where?
You don't watch the news.
Twitter.
OK.
Twitter.
OK.
Gen Z news.
I saw a news article, and it said,
the United States is done making pennies.
Did you see that?
What?
They're not making any more pennies.
Pennies are gone.
Good. Exactly. And everybody was like, that makes sense because it costs more to make
a penny than what a penny is worth. That, yeah, that's stupid. Right. I think, and this
might be, and I'm so sorry if this comes off as elitist or something. Oh. And maybe we,
maybe we see it differently. I think they should get rid of change. I think change is so is so outdated. You tucked in white dress shirt. That does not make me
that. If I see a quarter in a literal pile of dog poop, I will grab the quarter.
I can't remember the last time I've touched change. Like I genuinely can't
remember that. Like I because even if I pay for cash and they give me something
back and change, I'm like keep that. Like I don't I'm not't remember that like I because even if I pay for cash and they give me something back and change
I'm I'm like keep that like I don't I'm not gonna use that because one where do I keep it in your car?
No, no in a jar the values the I can't oh
My god, I go in coins in your car devalue. No if I'm going on
I'm gonna I'm a single man
I go on dates if I'm going on a date with like
I'm going on I'm going I'm a single man. I go on dates if I'm going on a date with like
Vogue supermodel and she's trying to put her drink in the cup holder and there's just pennies everywhere And you know what in the cup holder you loose change?
What do I put in a console in the middle console okay?
But I open it up you just tuck it back in there little mason jar okay?
But then honestly be dead honest camp be dead honest. How long is that sitting in there? You never go back to visit?
I'm a beauty of it. It's like you're at a collector level zero. Once you fill the coin up, you fill the jar up, you go do it.
You got like 40 bucks. But it's almost pointless to have because you're not using it. You ever go through an old-school car wash?
You don't drive through old cities though. No. But like go to an old car wash, you pop in three quarters, power wash. You don't do that.
Okay, but Cam listen to me. You called me a leadist and all this
because I don't use it, right?
Because I'm like, I'm not gonna use that.
You're not using it either.
You're just putting it as trash in the bottom of your car.
It's not, it has value.
It's not trash.
I collect it.
You're not collecting it.
I can't do it.
Because what are you gonna do with it?
You're gonna forget about it
and then the only time you're gonna touch it
is when you sell your car
and you're gonna get everything out of it.
No shot in hell.
You're dumb.
No shot, I literally used change the other day.
I used change the other day, I stopped at a gas station.
They said card reader down, cash only.
I went and grabbed like eight quarters
and I got a pack of gum.
That is strange.
Yeah, it sucks that your reader is down
but I literally used the change that I keep
that you're too good to touch, Mr. Ooh Clean Hands.
No, it's not that, it's just like I don't-
Can't scratch my wall.
No, I'm saying I just have not physically
touched change in a long
time. I feel like if you are below the age of 58, you shouldn't use change
still. People above the age of 58 still have those plastic Coke bottles that
they fill up with coins. Exactly. I always love one time I watched a guy
do that at Walmart. I physically watched him do I was done with much my
grocery trip and I sat there and watched him just to see how many coins like
his total value. Yes, I used to do that too. When I was 12 with my grocery trip and I sat there and watched him just to see how many coins like his total value
Yes, I used to do that too when I was 12
You either have to be below the age of 13 or above the age of 58 to still use coins and call me what you want
Coins are pointless get rid of all of them. You're that is that is utter
Nonsense coins can be a coin
Think about finding a dollar fifty on the road that could make someone's day that could make somebody's day I think there's no difference from a dollar and a dollar fifty on the road, that could make someone's day. That could make somebody's day.
I think there's no difference from a dollar and a dollar fifty.
There's not.
There's nothing you can buy for a dollar fifty that you can't get for a dollar.
That is the furthest from the truth.
Name one thing.
Anything that's 99 cents, you can't buy it with a dollar.
Because we live in a place where...
Tax exists.
Not if you live in New York.
Yeah.
Do ya?
Been there. What? No you don't. You don't live there. You've been there. There's a lot of places that you live in New York. Yeah. Do ya? Been there.
No you don't. You don't live there. You've been there.
There's a lot of places that you don't have tax like that.
Like New York.
Name four.
I don't even know the other states.
Name four. Name four.
Washington DC.
Is that a fact?
Or are you just pulling that one right out of your little hairy little-
Boston. Manhattan. Manhattan.
You're naming cities in New York. You just named Manhattan.
New Jersey. One-fifty's bigger than a dollar and coins can save people.
I don't think, okay.
Hey, get off your shiny medallion based big horse.
Let's play this game real quick.
Come sit with us regular folk.
Let's play this game real quick.
Anybody, I will give you a hundred dollars if you can give me a coin out of your pocket right now.
Out of my pocket?
Yeah.
I don't keep it in my pocket.
I don't want to sound like your ankle
when I walk around.
$100, $100.
$100 for anybody to give me a coin.
Watch this.
He's talking.
Watch this.
What do you know, he has a stack of hundreds was that a flex
wasn't a little bit he did not have to do it he literally like this he said he
said that means off here that means it's time for y'all to hit me with my music go ahead
there's so much surface area. No. Go, Peta. Go, Peta. Go, Peta.
That was disgusting.
Three things we can take away from that.
You live on a high horse.
K-Rob wanted to do a subtle flex, and Pierce is, in fact, a collector of change.
But Pierce, he meets the demographic under age of 13
that is true that is true he's very much
in the fifth grade that's very true so
oh I forgot how sweaty I was to put my
shirt back on oh dude oh my god okay I
just thought of this too Jesus this week
bro uh you said cars theme car my dad
was at my house the other day and he
went he got in the car with me to go get food.
And when he sat down, and my God,
you know my dad, you know my family,
when my dad sat in my car,
I'm gonna just make the noises he made.
He sits down, he goes, ow!
Ow!
It was so aggressive, he went, ow, ow!
What the?
Ah!
Oh God, son of a b***h. And he was just going on a rage.
Why? Like roid rage. Why? And he goes, was Payton's long s*** in here? He was getting mad. He said, was Payton's long s*** in here?
Who the f*** was leaning back so far? And I go, I was crying laughing. And I go, you need to relax? What the
hell happened? He goes, the seatbelt thing pants to me he said you ever been
pants by metal he goes God long-legged he was going crazy I wish I could
record you so Mike has something in him so funny Mike has something honestly if
we were to nah that wouldn't be fair. What?
I was gonna say like, like Avengers,
like your family versus mine and like a war, who would win?
Your family would clean dog walk.
That's why I was like, it wouldn't be fair.
Your mom would go, sorry Lisa.
Look.
Pshh, pssh.
Pshh.
Pshh.
Pshh.
And my mom's on the ground bleeding out.
It's okay, Arlita.
I know you had to.
She goes, I would never wanna do back to you.
It's okay, it's okay. Just watch over my baby. I know. It's okay, don't know to do back to you it's okay it's okay just
watch over my baby I know it's a don't know don't say anything
Arne don't cry don't cry don't cry it's alright it's alright he goes and then
all of a sudden the very end this is morbid my god I'm so sorry at the very
end she goes oh hey Dusty
did he just say that's so Mormon you said so Mormon what's the deal with that? Oh?
Yeah, you can be very misled stack of hundos oh
There I was like I don't know no Jackson's, but I know Ben Frank. He said let me look for the quarter Don't mind my thousand and cash. Yeah
Let me look for the quarter. Don't mind my thousand in cash.
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What's the worst? I'm still on this anxiety thing because you bring up that
phone call earlier. Is he still giving me anxiety? That's how bad it is for me.
My God. Let's rank. What are the worst texts to get? Like what are the texts that
you randomly receive that cause the most anxiety? Someone says your government name when they
don't call you that on the 95 and there's a period following it. Did I, did I cheat?
Did I lie? Did I steal? Dude. Dude. Someone goes, Cameron, I'm immediately like this. Yeah, I hit the pierce. Oh
My car
Yeah, it's honestly that or hey, can you talk oh
Can you talk can you talk is menacing? I will call you before that text even is fully sent. Oh yeah. It goes whoosh.
It goes whoosh. Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, I didn't do it.
I didn't do it. I didn't do it.
Oh my God. Hey, can you talk?
Government name or a...
Oh my God. That time was classic.
Are you alone?
Aye!
Aye, aye, poppy.
Oh, because eight times aye, aye, poppy
is the aye! Oh, no eight times I pop it. Is that I? Oh, no.
I was trying to get sex like I was trying to get a sexy dance in my hips.
But I was on the seat.
You thought Peso Pluma was a wrestler.
I thought I thought Peso Pluma was a baseball player.
For being honest with you, I thought for the for about four months,
I really genuinely thought Peso
Pluma was Bad Bunny.
Like every time I saw a video of him, like obviously I knew it wasn't Bad Bunny but I
was like, yeah.
I was like, yeah.
Yeah, I'm glad the truth is coming to light, Bubba.
The truth always comes to light.
The truth always comes to light.
The truth always comes to light.
Oh, I was about to give you a mean joke.
Me?
Yeah. Why? Yeah.
Why?
Oh my god, but the are you alones before we dip on that?
Yeah.
Are you alone?
Are you alone is f***ing horrible.
Eight out of ten times you're gonna tell me something
that I now have to bear
Yeah.
and I did not ask for.
Yeah.
That's illegal.
That is not fair or funny.
Yeah.
God, the are you alone suck.
What's another one?
What is some other ones?
Are you alone?
Hey, can you talk? Government name. There's gotta be some... alone suck what's another one what is some other ones are you alone hey can
you talk government name there's gotta be some oh I mean it's another it's
another variation hey you up oh hey you up I got a pocket rocket after that okay
okay you got you go I'm a ball nah I'm, I got Spider-Man playing already. Here we go!
You know what I mean?
You have a minute. Oh, shit, you have a minute?
Yeah.
First off, that call is about to be 60 minutes.
It's not gonna be a minute.
Oh.
Oh, I did say that, yeah, I did say that.
Dude, and depending on what you did
about two to three weeks before oh
Whoa hey we need to talk. Oh we need to talk. I'll be like no
You go god I knew it
I'm a weak man
I knew I'm a weak man alright
You start crying. Oh my god
You know there's a German spongebob
There's literally German dubbed spongebob. He's like 999
Like it is some fake inside it is German spongebob dude I
Don't I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I saw that. I saw that yesterday actually.
Darf itch alf's clow.
Now what is that?
Darf itch alf's clow.
I'm having a... I'm really trying to say something.
Darf itch alf's clow.
Your teeth looked like they moved.
That last sentence. Your teeth looked like...
Darf itch alf's clow.
A dark itch on your clothes.
No, darf itch... darf... darf...
No, no. Darf itch al Darf, Darf. No, no.
Darf itch, Alf's clow.
Can I play a game and try to guess what you're saying?
Yeah.
Okay, just tell me the first word.
Darf.
I don't know.
What is Darf?
What the hell's Darf?
Darf itch, Alf's clow.
I know the sentence.
Darf itch, Alf's clow.
You got it?
Did anybody else catch that?
Darf itch, Alf's clow. I go, hey, what does Darf mean? No, I don't know. He says again? Darf itch off's clove.
Hey, what does Darf mean? I don't know.
He says again, Darf itch off's clove.
I know what the whole sentence is though.
So what's the first part? What's the beginning?
It's kind of like dirty Spanish.
That's Spanish?
You'd be the f***ing whirlwind.
You go to Guadalajara and someone's like
Darf itch off's clove. I'm like what a f***ing whirlwind. You go to Guadalajara and someone's like, Darf itch alf clove. I'm like, what the f***?
I go, just two tacos. That's all I wanted.
Oh f***! No, that's bad.
That... Mexican food's my favorite.
It is.
Mexican food's my favorite. That's all I'm saying.
I love free tacos.
Darf itch alf clove.
What are you saying? Tell me the first part.
Just know I had to... You have to raise your hand to do it.
Whoa. No, you don't. Can I go to the bathroom? Can I go to part. Just know I had to you have to raise your hand to do it
Can I go to the bathroom may I use the bathroom
darthus
It's German. I said you have to raise your hand to say I didn't mean it like that
No, no, no. Hey. Hey.
Settle down, Elon.
You turn back around
and it cuts me off like
Oh, shh.
Stop saying that. I feel like
you're creating like a seance.
Like a trance. Can I go to the bathroom?
Can I go to the bathroom? Can I go to the bathroom?
That's the only thing I learned in Germany
because I used to leave the class early
and make out with a girl in the B hall,
back hallway under the-
What was the prime real estate
to make out in your high school?
It was definitely specific hallways,
but people knew, like it wasn't like, everybody did it.
Now my gutter gang, they would go outside,
they would go to the sewers.
I think I've told this before.
I think I would beat you.
I would.
I would physically harm you
if I was told that my daughter had coitus
with a young man from school that's a part of the gutter gang
and he took her to a sewer.
I don't think you was, they were actually making koi this people did that behind the vending machines
y'all are
Nasty, dude. Yeah, Henderson was lit. Shout outs all my Hawks Hawk Nation. I already fly than fat. Come on now
Everybody do the Lobo rumble everybody
Okay, okay, that's dude, y'all were gross.
Yeah, no, and I remember one day Malcolm got loose in my car.
Like, because he used to, whenever we first got him,
he was a little puppy, so he would drop us off
at school, like high school.
And he would get so sad when we would come out of the car.
He was a little athletic spry.
Like, that's when he was prime killer, right?
And he just wanted to eat anything.
Just give him that leg.
So he missed us.
So he got sad when we got out of the car. And so he jumped out the window, and he just wanted to eat anything just give me that leg so he missed us so he got sad We got out of the car and so he jumped out the window and he chased a bunch of kids around the school
He was on a permanent restraining order from Kelly Lane Middle School Henderson High School
Malcolm's pictures up in the cat
Yeah, dude beware of dog speaking, right? I have a question for you.
Oh, let's hear it.
Right, and I saw this on Reddit, I believe.
Oh, God. 50-50?
No.
Thank God.
They banned that.
Thank God. Oh, you can find it if you search hard enough.
Right? That's the question. And I genuinely want to know your answer.
Let's see.
On an average day, how many pigeons do you think you can hold in one hand?
What?
What did you just say?
It's a psychological question too, depending on your answer.
On an average day, how many pigeons do I think I can hold in one hand?
And depending on your answer, it tells you something about the person's psyche.
Oh, God.
Genuinely, on an average day, how many pigeons do you think you can hold in one hand?
I would say zero.
Oh, I broke your little f***ing scale, didn't I?
You don't think you can hold, that's not even a good answer.
I can go grab you one pigeon you can hold.
I bet everything I've ever earned in my life that you can't grab a pigeon.
No you're not going to catch them.
They're flying down and telling love stories? No're I'm just saying you're holding the pigeons
They just say you can hold pigeons
In one hand I'd say I can hold no like this
Well, that's too. Did you even read your own question?
I did not say one. You said one hand this whole time. I didn't say one. He didn't say one hand. I
Said on average day, how many pages can you hold your hand?
On an average day, this is the question independent on your answer
It tells you something about the person psyche on an average day. How many pigeons can you hold in your hands?
Okay, I didn't say that the first time I just realized I did not say that in my hands. I think I can house
I just realized it's saying out loud. I did not say that in my hands. I think I can house
I don't know how big a pigeon is I'm gonna go six hmm, okay
Yeah, you can barely hold four goldfish
No, I'm saying six well, that's interesting
What does that tell will read me my psyche? I didn't just pay for you to talk about pigeons you weird little creep. I didn't
get that far. I didn't see what, like I didn't, I didn't hold the experiment. I just saw
that the answer tells you something about a person's psyche. And so I asked you. I don't
do the study. So you don't know the concept of this question?
You can't give it to me.
You just have me talking about I can hold six pigeons in my hand on a Thursday.
You didn't finish it?
Now that I'm saying it, it's pretty dumb, isn't it?
That's pretty bad, right?
That's just not good, right?
Hey man, how many goblins do you think each scrambled eggs? Wait, what? Don't know! And you leave
You can't even tell me my answer was 12. You have to hook you're not holding 12 birds. You can't hold 12 Pharaoh
You're not holding 12 foul. No shot. City pigeons or regular pigeons? Regular pigeons. Bigger with the guts. No, that's city. City pigeons are bigger
We'll go city pigeons.
It doesn't even matter, you're not holding 12.
If they're... Hold your hands out.
If they're sitting... You're holding 12 gut,
streets of New York fed pigeons.
Pigeons are about the size of an iPhone, right?
Absolutely not. Their base?
The base of a pigeon's not the size of an iPhone?
The stock model of a pigeon's bigger than an iPhone.
It's a pigeon.
Gin one?
Yes, bigger than iPhone. No. What are you? I think you're thinking of dove
No, doves are wider. They have a bigger wing capacity. How big is a pigeon about yay?
Okay, okay the mic this is a picture
I can stack I can stack them to 12
We just Cup challenge with the pigeon? Six and six, definitely.
And then you get a little wrist support in there,
you can definitely hold 12 pigeons.
You're not holding a dozen pigeons.
Oh yeah.
First, okay.
What's the record pigeon hold?
You saw that New York was tongue-fucking them pigeons.
He was all in them.
He's ass-wagged.
Woo!
Dude, our New York show,
We're gonna twang.
Our New York show, I'm bringing them.
I'm bringing them on stage.
They're going to be foul.
Hey, good luck.
I'm bringing that pigeon guy in there.
Oh.
Yeah.
I'll be like, watch him make out with his feathers.
No, no.
I'm saying, how quickly did they close down that portal thing where that woman showed
her rack?
Oh, pretty quick. I think that about a month.
Wouldn't that be cool?
I would hit the ice by his butt naked in front of that thing.
Somebody in Ireland would have a show.
They'd be like, God, Terry.
If you did that, bro, I don't even think you'd make it.
You're like, bloody hell, these Americans.
I can't like that thing.
Is that a woman or a man?
It's a hairy woman,
she's got fat cheeks though. Yeah I would definitely put on a show in front of that portal. What would
you do though? Like let's imagine they have like X Factor but you had to perform for the judges in
the crowd that's over there but your fellow New York residents can see you. Oh. In front of the portal.
I don't have much talent. That's not true.
That's one thing I've learned about myself. I don't have talent.
No, you don't have expendable talent. You have like internal talent.
Like what? Like people can't outsource you for your talent.
But it's like internal.
Like no one's like, bro, look at Payton do this trick.
You literally like, you just sit there.
Yeah, I have nothing. All your shit is inside.
It's all hidden. It's good. No, but it's not.
No, but like you can't like, you don't juggle. That's why I'm nothing. All your shit is inside, which is good. It's good. No, but it's not. No, but you can't like, you don't juggle and shit.
That's why I'm like.
You got a fat tongue, but that's about it.
That's why it's hard for me to hang out with new people.
It's because people are like, let's go play darts.
Let's go roller skate.
Let's go.
Yeah.
It's like I have.
The guy's like, he's setting the board up.
He drops.
Dude, I genuinely have no fucking talent.
That's it, man. I can't bowl. I Julie have no talent
Camp bowl I can't I can't get what they call the bowling skis your fingers Yeah, you got you your his fingers like this. I want the next time someone shakes his hand really examine his flame
Okay, but like let's go down a list of things you can't I can't do like okay like that swim
So you can't so any beach for exactly any water activity pains not going like that's all like we went to Cain Brown's
house he had so many activities I'm not good at one of them I'm not like you
can't try it you can't do a f1 simulator you can't bowl can't golf can't golf
you're trying ping-pong out yeah play pickleball or regular tennis you refuse
to play basketball anymore no one regulates football yeah you don't go for
runs or jogs you don't play chess checkers or quidditch.
Yes, and I'm not knowledgeable on anything.
Like I'm not-
That's not true.
No, no, no.
Like in a regular conversation, like just boys being dogs hanging out, I'm not too knowledgeable
on much.
So if you're having a casual conversation, like you and a random dude, right, or a group
of people, you can jump in on any conversation and provide value
If I jump in people are teaching me what they're talking about and it's not fun anymore
You know, is that is that top three most embarrassing things dog being a 26 year old man being taught with the cover?
Yes, they go do okay
So the puck right you try to get the puck in the net and I'm like like fucking fucking nothing
I always like You're so lost.
It's like this has been a deep insecurity of mine for a long time.
I I'm not cool to hang out with.
Like I know you're yes, you are.
That's why I thrive around women.
It's like I can flirt my off.
Like I'm great at that.
But like I'm not like cool to hang out with.
I don't have new ideas or tricks. That's not true. I'm going to work with like I'm not like cool to hang out with. I don't have new ideas or tricks.
That's not true.
I'm cool to work with like I can bring some cool ideas and I'm cool to flirt and
record.
That's all I can do.
And you mix them three together and you have a wicked night.
No, no, no.
You go, hey, hey, sweetheart, you ever taste good?
Let's put this tripod right here.
I don't do that.
I don't do that.
I don't do that.
I don't do that.
I don't do that.
I don't do that. I don't do that. I don't do that. I don't do that. I don't do that. No, no, no. You're going, hey, hey, sweetheart, you ever taste good? Let's put this tripod right here.
And you go.
And you go.
I don't do that.
I don't do that.
I don't do that.
I don't do that.
I don't do that.
Don't put that on me.
You recorded me one time.
No, no, I did not.
No, I did not.
Oh, no, I did not.
No, I did not.
Jump up there.
How about you fall out of the window? No, I did not jump up there. How about you fall out of the window? I know I
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Crazy crazy transition we just had to be honest to get to yes, but that's first off Don't talk about yourself and think about yourself in that light. I'm sure you're a good man. I know okay. Oh, yeah
I know I'm all right with a calm down you
But no you have you have like you have mental skills and stuff inside like you're good at words
I'm good at marketing and like talking. Yeah, you're good at word like Europe. Honestly, you're too good at words
You're way too good. I got I have high diction and syntax. Okay riddle me this you
Riddle me this. All right nerd riddle me this who talks like that. Are you in the 30s? Hey riddle me this
Hey, Johnny, I heard they got a black person on the baseball team now
His name is Jackie Robinson, he's not gonna make it in this league. Oh, he's fast Wow
Riddle me they actually to hell with you. That was funny. I'm not gonna say I was gonna say you
Talking making fun of me saying room with this. I'm struggling you're talking making fun of me saying riddle me this. How about you do some riddles? Let's do riddles. Let's do it
Let's do it. I've been actually practicing. I took I download an app riddle app. It's called the riddler app. I don't know
Let's go read them. You downloaded an app. I didn't I was about to say I did Duolingo for a little bit
You know Duolingo has chess now. No, I did Rosetta Stone for a little bit. Okay
Immediately riddle here we go. Let's go
The more you take out of me the bigger I become what am I?
Mmm, I can name a couple of them. I
Got a wild I got a wicked pass. oh man the more you take more you take
this is a this is not a suggestive question wait the more you take out of
me the bigger I become what am I a vacuum
I
Immediately gray said a vacuum
For more you take out of me let's first off the answer for that one
Wrong the more you take give me a hint the more you take out of me is the bigger I become
What am I the more you take out of me the bigger I become?
The more you take out of me the bigger I become the more you take out of me the bigger I become
a text mm-hmm
No, no, you're thinking like you're thinking think think very literal the more you take out of me the bigger I become do your hands again the more you take out of me the bigger I become
Sure the more you take out of me the bigger I legless well
I'm taking something out of the thing now. It's becoming bigger
I can't really think of something that again hold your hands low the more you take out of me the bigger I become
Dynamite what does dynamite do explosions? What does it make roads?
What does dynamite do? Explosions?
What does it make?
Roads?
Roads?
Yeah.
The more you take out of me, the bigger I become.
A road.
Oh.
What was the first thing you thought of?
A hole.
Yeah!
A hole, let's go!
I was thinking about it.
Dynamite?
Explosions?
Roads?
Well, that was my initial thought, but I was thinking of the person with the hole.
Okay, next one. Here we go. Yeah. I've done
I go and dry and come out wet the longer I stay in the stronger my surroundings get
That's a prime Peyton Arden right there
You know that's 21 year old me a fish a
Fish I Got trout trout A fish. A fish.
Like a trout. Trout, trout.
I go in dry, winter fish dry.
When you catch them,
and you throw them back in the water, they're dry.
Oh, so then they come out wet?
Wait, no, yeah, so you go in dry,
you throw a fish in dry, you pull it out,
that bitch is wet.
And it'd be-
The longer I stay in.
The stronger they become, because they need water to survive come on oh my god oh my think I
go in dry I come out wet the longer I stay the stronger my surroundings get
don't like that extra syllable oh those toys as a kid the little those little dinosaur nuggets
They were thrown to the bathtub and they would grow and they got a full dinosaur your answers are honestly good
I would argue that could be right. What was like an eraser or something a teabag I
Go enjoy come out wet and the stronger I become
They get little limpy things. Have you ever seen a teabag? I've done using seats hung up wet It's like it's like a solid mucus. Oh, yeah, but it's things. Have you ever seen a tea bag? I've done using seats hung up wet
It's like it's like a solid mucus. Oh, yeah, but it's gross. That's not a good one
It's gross come with a better one, but it's a tea bag the stronger surroundings get yes the water becomes tea
I'm not alive, but I grow don't have lungs, but I need a
Can't process information like that. I'm not alive, but I go on
I can't process information like that. I'm not alive, but I go on
Next one I am NOT alive, but I grow I don't have lungs, but I need air you didn't go any slower by the way What am I just said in the different inflection? I said it so
I'm not alive
But I grow okay
Don't have long
But I need air.
What am I?
Oh!
I'm not alive, but I grow.
I don't have lungs, but I breathe air.
Need air.
But I need air, that changes it.
Now plants are alive, correct?
Technically.
Correct.
Yeah, and the correct answer is plant.
And beans as well.
Those are plants.
Beans?
My first meeting at home went to Jack and his beanstalk.
Jack and his beanstalk.
Good answer!
Was this a family feud? Good answer! Good! Jack and the beanstalk. Good answer. Good answer. Thank you. What is this, family feud?
Good answer.
Good.
What is the live?
Jack and the Beanstalk, Steve.
They would boot you off that show.
Oh, I'm not alive, but I'm barely breathing.
I pray to a God that I don't believe in.
Cam's got time and Cam's got freedom.
It's a fire.
All right!
All right!
That was right here.
That was right here.
How the hell did singing that make you have an epiphany
and get the answer?
Dude, I used to have to sing my math problems out in class.
Like, Ms. Winkler, she taught me songs from my learning.
I had a learning disability.
I had a severe learning disability.
I was reading numbers as letters.
I was f**ked up.
Okay, here we go.
Here we go, here we go.
What is brown, has no legs, has a head and a tail?
A turd.
Me after Chipotle, boy boy I like that toilet up.
Boy.
Um.
Wait, say it again?
It's brown, has a head, no legs, and a tail.
Do I need to like point five myself?
It's brown.
Okay, it's brown.
Yes.
It has no legs.
Yes.
It has a tail. Yes. It has a tail. Yes
And a head
What's the thing the little chipmunk is crazy about?
Nut
No, it's a specific nut. It's a it's a
Almond not an almond
An acorn an acorn acorn
No, it's not a corn
That's a good answer. It's brown. It's got no legs. It's got a tail stems or tails
Doesn't have a head. Yes. It does a head of an acorns. It's got like the little coda
Jason Terry that might be partial.
Here we go.
Has a head, is brown.
And he said, who's Jason Terry?
NBA legend.
All right, here we go.
Head, brown, tail, no legs.
Oh, one of them arms of the angels dogs
Oh no I've seen a couple of those commercials you described that one perfectly. I almost donated to him
I said at what point do we give up?
Do you know what I mean? At what point are we like?
Quality of life, you know what I mean?
Comedy pod you can't get mad if it's comedy, you can't.
You saw a dog with not a single leg?
Ooh, it was like a 4x4. It was like a Ford 4x4. It was like a lifted kit.
They put hydraulics on him he's going to eat the owner has to hit the back leg
it's like it sits him down right okay it's enough a dog one more one more what
was the answer to that one a penny? You know I don't believe in those
God
Forward I am heavy but backward am
You ding ding ding right you
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am NOT a wheelbarrow what good answer
That's not a good answer you ever got a forward with a wheelbarrow a lot? Good answer. That's not a good answer
You ever gone up forward with a wheelbarrow a lot harder than going backwards?
Not true. I'd literally push the wheelbarrow. I literally argue pulling things is easier than pushing
Maybe nine out of ten times not you've never had a hard day at work You never had to move Oh cuz you're out there overalls moving the wheelbarrow
No, I was in a no you were slapping alpacas on skin spit on
Or what was it? What no from the alpaca? What was it emu's?
Chased you chased by an email didn't spit but so it's easy going. What is it?
I got lock in yeah forward. I am heavy backward. I am NOT forward. I am heavy backward
I am NOT forward. I am heavy backward. I am NOT forward I am heavy backward I am NOT forward I am heavy backward I am NOT
Is this a utensil
Weird pull, but no no what you y'all got it right? No, they're all confused
Forward I am heavy backwards. I am NOT
I'm gonna say it again and pay attention. Yes forward. I am heavy backwards. I am not. I'm gonna say it again and pay attention. Forward I am heavy, backwards I am not.
Tug of war.
No.
Well you said listen and you emphasized not
and remember you'd pull forward and back on the not.
On what?
Y'all didn't even play it?
I got there.
I mean I got there but y'all had a cheated version.
They used to make me get in the-
Y'all had an easy version. They used to make you got an easy version
They made me get in the front
You were a front tug-of-war. Oh my god. I was an anchor. I was in the very back. I said he
Row you maggots, right? Oh my god. What was it?
One more time listen listen wait just say they told cam to sit out
Listen, yeah forward. I'm They told Cam to sit down.
Listen, forward I'm heavy, listen to what I emphasize.
Backwards, I am not.
Not.
Not.
Boy scout.
No one told you that, not.
Not, like I'm not or like I'm not.
Backwards, I am not.
So if something of you go backwards,
it'll go into a not.
Backwards, I'm not!
Forward, I'm heavy.
Backwards, it's not saying it's not heavy,
it's just saying it's not.
Oh, hurt me.
It only goes forward.
Backwards, I am not.
Heavy.
Motherfucker.
Backwards, I am not. Okay, we're gonna clean, clean clean wipe mr.. Eraser. Okay. There's nothing in your mind
Shut up
There's nothing in your mind. There's a lot of no. There's nothing right now. It is. Oh, it's empty feel all right here
we go backwards I
Stop moving
No one told you to shuffle backwards. I am NOT
Ford I am heavy. No don't even
put that in your head. Backwards I am not. It doesn't go backwards. Son of a b****. What?
Hey shush it down there bad whispers. Backwards I, say, matter of fact say it with me. Backwards
I am not. Not what? That's a question for you. I am not backwards what that's question for you I am NOT backwards but
what are you backwards backwards you are not there you go
forwards you're heavy what's the question I'm now starting to get lost
backwards backwards I am NOTwards you're really heavy
Someone say very heavy
What's very heavy going forward?
Take out motion and listen to semantics. You're the king of little mouth wizard
Backwards what are you not?
You're not backwards so forward what you are oh it's not with me you're
the answer is a not
anybody else had a panic attack?
I know you're struggling, we're not leaving this.
No we have to.
Oh no we're not leaving this.
This is gold.
Backwards!
You all three get it.
They all have it!
They all have it!
Everyone has it!
Backwards, I'm sweating!
Do you all have it?
Yes, everyone has it.
Oh my god, everyone at home watching this has it.
Backwards!
Matter of fact, I'm going to give you every clue that I was thinking.
Backwards, I am NOT
the interest in not like finally dropped the K and
everyone said this What the fuck? What the fuck?
What? Light?
Like light?
You think the answer is light
when the first thing is four words I'm heavy?
What?
I'm about to, I'm about to, dude, I'm! What? I'm bout to I'm bout to
I'm bout to add something to my medical history
Explain something, explain it differently
I don't f***ing know if I can
explain it one more time without
giving it away
You need to lock in and be a grown
man and tuck that little jerry
girl to the side, tuck that little peck to the other side
you idiot!
Oh, oh!
Okay, bear with me.
Forwards, I'm heavy.
Backwards.
You stop talking.
You know what, I'm done.
Forwards, I'm heavy.
Yep.
Backwards, I'm not heavy.
Backwards, because it's not K-N-O-T, it's N-O-T.
Not heavy is forward.
Heavy, I am forward
Heavy I am forward
Let the people work with you
Is it really easy oh it's about this is you ready look at me. It's about that easy
Well, they didn't get it until K-Rug. I saw K-Rug over there and tell them. Oh, but once they- they didn't get it on their own.
But you want to know their reaction once they did? Oh, I'm dumb!
Yeah, but they didn't get it on their own. So wait, I'm gonna type it out. Forward
forward
Typing I am- it's a good marker- heavy
Comma backwards Backwards.
I'm not. I'm not.
Oh boy.
Not I'm back, heavy am I forward?
What are you, Yoda?
Back I'm not, forward I am heavy.
Back I'm not, oh, it's your back.
Oh, it's your back.
I'm gonna have to go to a psychiatrist after this.
Forward I am heavy. Back.
Forward I am heavy.
Backwards I might not be.
I'm not forward.
Yeah, put the comment forward.
All caps not. So the answer is not
I'm gonna strike you you have one more time to say the answer is not not back
Listen go not forward. It's not forward heavy
Words oh, oh wait back the back is heavy
Come on back is heavy. on back is heavy hallelujah board is not
What just reword the riddle
Yeah, he's giving it to you and you're not doing it don't help do not help stop CJ
I just like on Jesus Christ
Reading it for it. Nobody do not cheat! I'm reading it forward I am heavy! Do not cheat!
Do not cheat! Stop cheating!
Forward I am heavy!
Okay?
Look at me! You've done this to me!
Don't look there!
That's my no-no square!
Forward I am heavy!
Backwards I am not! I'm about to f*** myself.
Like, this is getting bad. This is getting bad. I am, oh Jesus Christ, I am perplexed.
Brother. Okay, this can't be real. No, no, this is the thing y'all did to me last time. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's time! No it's not! Stop breaking me! No it's not! It's not working anymore!
No you're breaking me!
It's the same bit from last year!
No we're not!
This is an actual riddle that had no clue, there's no text sent!
It's not the same thing from last year!
Am I bleeding on that?
Forward I am heavy.
Oh, okay.
Backwards I am not.
Backwards I...
Okay, backwards.
Say it with me!
Backwards I!
No, I am, not I'm.
I am.
Am I back?
I am. Am I back backwards I am am I back I'm not listen I need you
oh you are I need you to emphasize the same way I am doing okay we're going to
break this down to a Adam like level and no back. No, no. Oh, no. I got a person. I'm genuinely not
I can tell he's dead serious. I'm not I don't get this
We're gonna say two words two of them. We're gonna say three words three words and you're gonna get it
And if you don't I lose hope okay deal
Say it just how I do. Wait, so what am I doing? We're gonna say three words. Okay to solve this
Backwards backwards, that's two words.
No, you have to say it exactly, that's one word first off, you moron.
You have to say it exactly like me.
Backwards.
Backwards!
Not!
Not!
Forward!
Backward, not forward.
I didn't say combine it!
Backwards!
Backward!
There's an S.
Backwards!
Backwards! Backward. It's an S. Backwards. Backwards.
Not. Not.
Forwards. Sideways.
I'm giving it every thing I got, dude.
I'm diving on the floor for loose balls right now.
Every 50-50 ball is mine. I'm trying so hard.
Backwards. Not. Forward. So backwards. balls right now every 50-50 ball is mine I'm trying so hard backwards not
forward so backwards dude standing still standing still stop don't help
it's standing still standing still backwards not forwards so you too Robbie
I didn't go to school I mean did you know Bob I just have to tell you I don't know
another way to say it yeah what is it I can give you like clues that'll guarantee
it but again give have a clue!
Four words heavy, heavy, two thousand!
Like a rock band? Like heavy two thousand?
John!
Two thousand.
Oh, it's a big word. Oh!
Oh!
Four time heavy, thousand two!
Shave me!
End it! Take the word not and flip it. I'm heavy thousand to me end it
Take the word not and flip it
Turn it's a ton
Forward you're heavy backwards you're not
Forwards it's heavy
Backwards it's not I don't get it. I don't get it
No, it's a ton spelled backwards
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Sire, permission to start. Here we go. Dear Dr. P.
Hello.
I'm in college, and ever since I started, women have been on me. Here we go. Dear Dr. P. Hello. I'm in college and ever since I
started women have been on me. That a boy. Don't know why. Don't know why. However, two
girls struck my interest. Nice. One of them is my age but has a severe monster drinking problem and quote unquote
Sometimes still hits the vape if she sees it
End quote sounds bad, right?
But she has a great personality and I think I can fix her the other girl is a year younger than me is
prettier nice, but is like a crazy
Southern belle sometimes and also has a great personality. His favorite, the racist.
Should I date them both and cut ties once I figure out which one I like better or should
I pick one and stick with her from the jump?
Please help love peasant.
Pupil one, speed and efficiency. Pupil two, wake the f*** up, stone head!
Wake up! You haven't won in weeks!
He beats you every f***ing case study.
Every single one, he beats you.
Wake up!
Pupil one, go.
What's this s*** with all the presidents on it?
Mount Rushmore.
That's where you look like you're from.
Right there. I knew you were from somewhere.
You stone-headed f***.
Pupil one.
Permission to speak.
Yes.
Okay. So, this study here, I believe that if you like both of them, why go for just one?
Why only pick one? Why don't you go for both of them? And even if you like one more than the other, right?
Keep the other one on the low, right?
Just keep her there as a backup plan.
End of synopsis.
Okay, people too.
Two, may I speak?
Yes.
So my synopsis is, what's all this?
Are you a dolphin?
Are you coming up for air?
What's all this?
Stop moving so much!
I know it's heavy.
Strong neck, you got the neck of this kid.
Here.
Stop doing that.
You just did it again.
Stop moving your chest.
Still.
The mouth is a hole.
Close your fucking eyes.
Close them.
If it dips one more time, I swear to God, it will be with me.
My synopsis is, find out which one's better in bed? No! No!
Did I do it again?
Sire! Yes you f***ing did!
Would you like me to- you don't need to exercise your own body.
Your body is a gr- go for it lord.
Pupil one, you're doing an awful lot of moving, and your tongue seems to be leaving your mouth more than it should.
Thank you. Thank you.
Keep saying it. be leaving your mouth more than it should. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. People 1. I like the synopsis if... I like the synopsis if you would have listened to the question because he already said what
you said you just repeated what he said you didn't give him any clarity you just repeated
what he said.
Pupil 2.
I hate you.
You know that.
I hate you.
Your life is a span a little piece of sand in the galaxy of importance to me.
Means it means nothing.
You heard him.
Sorry.
That was a fantastic synopsis.
One of your best.
You provide nothing in this world, but that was good.
You understand me?
Stop moving your head before I take it off and shove it up my secretary's ass
and it's a big ass he has.
Well, now, um...
Don't move your head!
You heard him!
Don't move it!
That's my pit bull.
Show him.
My pit, show him.
One more time. Pit people need some water you got a water bowl mine I was
degrading in severity I was losing fierceness suck it up
Suck it up. Here.
Did you French inhale my burp?
A little bit.
It was a little ghost wind.
Now, pupil one.
I give you a 6.7.
Pupil two, 8.1.
Good job, all around scores.
My synopsis, 10 out of 10.
Look, you got a drunk, belligerent, vaping, trailer trash, nasty sh** that you like, right?
That might be your bag.
Or you got this southern belle.
What's wrong with her?
She got a stigmatism or something?
She's prettier?
Who the f**k was that?
She's pretty, huh? She's pretty huh? She's pretty huh? But it's crazy, a crazy
southern belle. But she also has a good personality. So he didn't really put any-
Okay so the other one is-
Maybe just too southern.
Shut the f*** up dude. Sit on your pants and bite your lip
The little lip you have
now The southern belle you like a little racist you got a little racist growing you got an alcoholic
That's really two evils, right? I say you bring them all together
You don't try to sneak them you introduce them to each other. Hey
Alcoholic hey racist. Let's blend together and make pupil one.
That's what you do. You make a you make a nice racist,
alcoholic soup. It's like jambalaya of hate. It's like
jambalaya of vitriol. And you go ahead and drink that soup. Add
a little bit of vape in there. Add a little bit of hatred. Add a little bit of alcohol. Bush light. You got
Jeffrey Dahmer. That's why synopsis. Beautiful. Beautiful
synopsis. Lord. Thank you. Um quick quick asking of
permission to stop biting my own skin. I think I'm gonna bleed.
Permission granted. Thank you.
Brilliant.
Honestly, I would love to go to the second one.
I don't have arms.
I can't telepathically make the-
Pick up your phone without your hands.
Anything for you, Lord.
And I want y'all to clap for him as he does it.
Anything for you, Lord. Ready? want you all to clap for him as he does it. Anything for you, Lord.
Ready?
One, two, three, go.
Look at the little dumb little seal you are doing tricks.
Hey Stevie, stop clapping.
You may read.
Permission to use my nose to try to appropriately get to where I need to be.
Ready?
Clap! I'm gonna go get some water.
Stevie!
Hey, Ray Chorros!
Take a break!
Hey, uh, pupil, which one is he, the glasses?
One.
Pupil one, if you can name three Ray Charles songs, I'll give you my job.
Exactly, shut the f*** up.
Alright, here we go.
Oh, you thought you had something?
Yeah, Georgia on my mind.
Was it Texas on my thought?
Shut the f*** up next. Okay. Yeah. Dr. P, can you do that? Oh, you thought you had something yeah, George on my mind was it Texas on my thoughts shut the next
Yeah, dr. P. Can you do that?
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Stand up.
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Bend over!
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