ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 11th September 2025

Episode Date: September 11, 2025

The most profound and scientific chat we may have ever had in the history of the Bree & Clint Show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm having a party A party for two Hi everybody, welcome to the Brean Clint show. Does anyone... Oh no, it's not the Brean Clint show. This is the after party, isn't it? Yeah, very different. Christ.

Don't put that label on this. Brain off vibes on. Yeah. Claudia's going to write that into a promo. Brain off vibes on. Three to seven weekdays. What? The mainclint.

most interesting thought that all of you have had recently what is the most interesting thought that you have had independently okay let me think I've had one it's gone wait why am I on the last to fuck up list because you fucked up Clint I'm so we have a thing in our studio by the way sorry to um stop talking about Bree's ideas straight away um we have a thing in our studio. This is way more interesting. Let's do this. I didn't have anything for that.

So Clint just moves on. But also, so we have a thing on the board, it's a new initiative where the last person to fuck up gets named and shamed on the whiteboard. I've been put up there because I chat GPTed the pasta recipe. I don't think that, who put that up there and what was it to remove? Yeah, whose handwriting is that? I want to say it was Ella. It was Ella and it was into.

to remove one of her own fuck-ups. It wasn't me. Because there's a new rule, there's a new rule on the last of fuck-up board where the new fuck-up has to be bigger than the previous fuck-up. No, we floated that idea. Because nothing was bigger than what you did. What I do? You took the radio off here.

What about when you spilled water all over the desk? And then you just spilled water in the desk. Yeah, your fuck-ups have been bad. Oh, okay. All of those are better than the chat GPT thing. The water on the desk is definitely a warranted one. That's a big no-no in radio land How many fucking water bottles do you own?

I left one of my water bottles at the gym So now I'm using one of my wife's water bottles I do have a water bottle problem Honestly I think you guys are doing more harm to the environment With how many bloody water bottles you have Do you want one? Yes I have I'm having Can I have one?

Yes, do you want one? Will you use it? Yes! I reckon I'm sitting on 35 reusable water bottles Can I have a double-walled one? Yes. Holy shit, this is the best thing ever. But I'm sick of giving them to the Salvation Army because I don't recommend people will buy secondhand drink bottles.

I don't think I would, to be honest. Can you point one that you think would match up? You know, to be honest, out of all the water bottles that I've had over the years, which I haven't had all that many, to be honest. I feel like I have literally, how long have I had this one? That's your longest running. I ran, do you remember when we did that experiment, I had a systemer, which is just one you get from the supermarket.

Like not an expensive one Just, you know, your basic one I'm not shitting you I put ice cubes in this water bottle With water And it, the ice cubes was still in it 24 hours later Do you remember that?

I've got one of those at the moment It's not a systemic one But I've got one that does that It was insane Insane in the membrane I've probably got to like a bougie Frank Green that you guys can have And it won't be new

No, that's fine I don't care But it'll be clean. Mine's definitely got mould in it. Oh, yuck. Anyway, back to the most interesting thought you've had. Go on, Clint, you start us. No.

You kick us off, Clint. No, no. Why you go, Clint? No, I'm spent, guys. I'm really spent. Me too, I'm spent. I'm mentally checked out. How much does Clint earn?

That's the most interesting thought you've had recently. Well, I'd love to know. No, I genuinely don't know. I feel like I had a profound thought recently, but it's gone. My first ever profound thought. Could we actually live on a different planet? Oh, I mean, that's a great. It's an actual, that's an actual interesting question.

Like, I just wonder if Earth becomes unlivable, unenhabitable, could we do it somewhere? I don't think we deserve to. No, probably not. We should just die out. The movie The Martin is one of my favorite. Potatoes. And interstellar. No, interstellar not as much, because that's a little bit more woo-woo.

Whereas the Martian isn't, I mean, it is to a certain point. Yeah, no, it's not a wooey. But, yeah, I love that movie. I agree. The potatoes is awesome. Here's my question then. Go for it. Let's say it's 20 years time and the earth is failing.

Uh-huh. They don't know when. They don't know how bad, but it's happening. It's happening. I mean, it is happening, right? Climate change. And they say, do you, and then they figured out how we're going to live on Mars, do you go? Is it easy?

You get the opportunity. Yeah. You get given the opportunity, you're the first lot of people. Like there's lots of people going. Let's say there's 100,000 people going. It depends on what the quality of life would be. Yeah, if you're going to set everything up and it's not a guarantee that it'll even work. Like the people who did the Oregon Trail and, like,

America to set up the Midwest. That was fucking awful in the New Land. But I've heard a couple of things about this because there's Musk's rockets to Mars and stuff like that. We're not going. Even if they colonize Mars, we're not going. They'll take a very select group of people to repopulate a new planet.

Take all that whole people. What are you saying that we're not at the top of our human game? No. That we're not, why? Because we're not smart people. We're not good looking enough. Because you can't relocate. the population of

that take like astronauts or people at NASA or whatever. We're not even the best radio show. No, we're not. They'll take elite athletes. They'll take people with fantastic genes from the blue zones. So can you imagine

all the people on that planet are going to be the elite of the elite? Yeah, you don't want to be there. That's part of the risk, yeah. Is it the societal elites that go? Or is it the genetic elites that you see? Or is it both? Bit of both.

Because if you have the ability to start a new population of people who aren't affected by certain diseases, then surely that's ethically right. Do you guys think it is ethically okay that if, because they have the technology technically now, I'm pretty sure, where they can take out certain parts of an embryo if you've got a hereditary family disease? Yeah, yeah.

Do you think it's? is ethically okay to do that. To gene edit in the womb? Yes. Yeah, what's the argument that that's not okay? Because that's not selective breeding.

That's going, there's a conceived person who we know has... There has been conversations around... Is it playing God, if you believe in God? Oh! Oh, right. Wow, yeah, okay. I don't know.

I don't know. If you could travel to space, would you? If it was free, cheap, easy, fun. Nah, safe. Oh no, I don't like roller-posts. There's no guarantee that it's safe. I've even been to Japan yet. Yeah.

It's like those people that... You know, I don't have a baby. Those people that wouldn't go into the submarine down to the bottom. I'm like, I find more scary than space. Yeah, me too, to be honest. But that's the billionaires problem, isn't it? Because you've got so much money that nothing is exciting anymore. Yeah, nothing ever gives you that feeling.

What country are you? you're going to travel to next London Fiji Probably Australia When I go home for Christmas What's next Where would I like to go

Yeah What's at the top of your list right now Your ass To be like travel Actually shut up You've already been there Uranus Probably Japan

I'll probably hopefully Try and go to Japan next year Because it's quite cheap Yeah it is actually which is very desirable for me right now. I want to go to Yosemite again, but America's was scary. Bray told us yesterday it's Yosemite. It's actually Yosemite.

Seriously? Is it? No, it's Yosemite. National Park. It's gorgeous. Yeah, I'd go there again. The Yosemites. The Yossamites.

The Yosemite National Park. Yeah. You're so wrong. Yosemite. No. Isn't it the Yosemite? Like Yosemite Sam from Loonie Chins. Oh, God, I've embarrassed myself in multiple groups.

You nerd. Hold on, hold on. Where is this? How do I press this? Oh, no, I've embarrassed myself badly. I wasn't confident enough to go in hard on you, though. I was just like 80% sure I was right. Damn, I can't believe I was the one that did that to you.

Crushed it. No, it wasn't you. Yeah, I told, I said Yosemite. No, this happened on the show yesterday. No, but just now. Just now, though, bringing it up. Guys, we're talking about fucking nothing. Yeah, we're waiting for you to wrap up a fucking podcast.

Oh, okay, sweet, I don't know we're waiting for me. Far out. Yeah, let's fucking go. Bree's going to dinner. See you guys later. Bye. I'm having a party. A party for two.

I can't believe it's fucking Yosemite. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Instagram Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM