ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Podcast - 11th January 2023

Episode Date: January 10, 2023

Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley play another round of Word Association!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Hello, welcome to the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley podcast. It's thanks to McCafe. Try barista made iced coffees available now at your local McCafe. We're back again with another episode of Word Association. Can I just say, listener, if you've listened to these before,

you may think, God, Vaughan's so wonderful. He just comes up with a word on the spot. He's so quick and so fast. And he's good with his hands. I'll give you a little peek behind the scenes, an explicit peek behind the scenes. He's a fucking cheater. I'm not.

I never claimed that I was coming up with these words from nowhere. I went randomwordgenerator.com. I've spent the last wee while thinking you're just absolutely talented at coming up with words for word association. You're using a computer. Number of words. Fifty. Word type. Nouns, verbs, adjective, extended, non-English.

Which ones would you guys like? Did you do that thing at primary school or was it high school where you'd get a little booklet and there'd be blanks and it would say verb, adjective, and you'd fill them in and make a story? That was funny. Dude, if that was at high school, you were in the fucking dumb class. No, it was primary school. It was primary school.

Shame. He's six foot four. Put the words in the gaps. I'll make a story. Yeah. Do you want nouns, verbs, adjectives? Or adjectives. Adjectives, okay.

Words sized by syllables or letters. Or we can leave that blank. Just give us a thing word. Okay, here we go. Here's the first word. Fierce. Sasha. Sasha Fierce Oh yeah you're fierce

Tiger I was going to say lion Yeah fierce tiger Yeah The most ferocious The king of the jungle Three big cats Beyonce

A tiger and a lion Yeah Walk into a bar And Beyonce said Oh Michelle and Kelly How are ya Hey Because she gave such little thought to the other members of

Destiny's Child Destiny's Church She gives them very little Thought as well You know how Beyonce's Overrated God I was not going to say that

There was one good album Which was a good album There was one good album. Which was a good album? There was one good album. The rest. One was Halo and. Yeah, it's a fucking snorkel. Put a ring on it. Wow.

I mean, I couldn't do better. I remain silent. I don't know why. She'll be gutted to here. I'm no Queen Bee. Oh, she probably won't sleep tonight knowing that I think she's overrated. It's so nasty. But you know how she has like an alter ego that helps her to perform?

What would you call your alter ego? Because I would say that people don't know this often about Vaughn maybe that he's quite introverted. An extroverted introvert. Is that where you sleep with both?

It's like a bisexual. Right, okay. I think that's another word for bisexual. Right, okay. But you know that all of us in some ways, maybe less so me, but, you know, like to sort of pull back and be a bit chill during the day and then we get on air or on telly, right, and we're like full energy.

You go silly. Who's that character? What's their name? Who's Naughty Morning Vaughn? Naughty Morning Vaughn. Silly Early Fletch. Silly early Fletch. Silly early Fletch. We are a bit like that though, aren't we?

Yeah, I don't know if I'd need an alter ego though. But then, is naming your alter ego like naming your adult movie star name? Oh yeah, mine's Ruffy Marama. That's my porn star name. First pet, first mine's Ruffy Marama. That's my porn star name. First pet, first street.

Ruffy Marama. Right. I quite like it. Ruffy Marama. I like it. Ruffy. Ruffy. Ruffy Marama.

Ruffy. Ruffy Marama. So, first pet, first street name? Woodstock, my cat. What do you mean? That's trash. Why is that trash? You named it after the worst bourbon.

It was named after the music festival. I thought it was named after the small yellow bird from Snoopy. No, no, it wasn't. It was named after the music festival and Trafalgar. Woodstock Trafalgar, that's great. Great porn name. Probably Sooty Kiwatahi. Sooty Kiwatahi. Sooty Kiwatahi.

Yeah. Wow. Actually, Kiwatahi Road was the, and my parents still live there. Although the first road I ever lived on was another one, but I don't know the name of it. I'd have to find it on a map. But Sooty was named, I can see you. I can see you.

Yes, they were rural farmers in In the 80s But it's not It was named after The bear Sooty and Sweep Yeah right Apparently there was a sweep But Sweep Went early

And then Sooty hung around For a while But then Sooty Just disappeared one day As well We didn't have a lot of luck With cats on the farm

Yeah right Some got run over So Sooty Kiwatahi Sooty Kiwatahi Sooty Kiwatahi Fluffy Ruffy Marama And Woodstock Trafalgar. Karwen and Jared and the producers both actually raising a very good question,

a very good point right now while we chat about this, our first street name and first pet name. Aye. Are you not just giving out the answers to security questions? Okay, let me just log on to ANZ. Oh, I'm just going to hang on standby. That is anz.co.nz. Well, actually, I've just found out my actual name.

Yeah. Sooty Old Te Arawa Road. So Sooty Old Te Arawa doesn't flow as well. Sooty Old Te Arawa, no. Doesn't flow as well. No. No. The Sooty Tower, because that's the road,

that's the same road, but there's an intersection, I believe. Well, those can be out. Do you know why the first road I lived on was right by the Kaimai Air Crash Memorial? We've got to go, we've got to hike into there one day. You know, in the Kaimais, you can hike to an old plane wreckage. Fun. The DC-8 that crashed into the side of the thing.

Hold me back. Oh, my God, my boots are on. I'm ready to go. Would you not find that amazing? She's on board. Didn't you hear that enthusiasm? Oh, man, I've got the walking poles in my hand. Let's go.

Quick stop past Captain M. I've got an emergency flare. I've got a GPS navigator. God, it's true. Away we go. You lot know how to have fun. I counted 79 all rights today, Fletch. I believe that's a new personal record.

Oh, f*** off. How many of those did you count? 79 of those too. All right. Well, if you enjoyed today's podcast, give us a rate and review. Oh, f*** off. ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley.