ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Podcast - Lewis Capaldi Uncut!

Episode Date: September 8, 2022

Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley had a chat with Lewis Capaldi! Here's the Uncut Interview!They covered Lewis' new single 'Forget Me", and had an in-depth discussion around Ryan Phillipe...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Very excited, the new single is out today and we're joined by the man himself, Lewis Capaldi. Hello. Hello, how are you all doing? Really good. Is that your hotel room that you're in? I am in my hotel room.

I'm just lounging, just vibing out my hotel room. It'd be a bit weird if that was his home with a sort of sign on the door and an exit, you know? I really don't want my mum coming in. Is it an exercise bike or a treadmill? It is, it's a Peloton. I'm trying to be less of a fat bastard these days. I invested in Peloton on the share market

and then HBO killed off Mr. Big on Sex and City by a heart attack on a Peloton and it crashed. Maybe you could single-handedly try to get me some Peloton back. Listen, guys, it's Peloton. I mean, I don't think an overweight guy in his mid-20s is going to really boost the sales. I think you're going to need someone a bit more athletically gifted. But I appreciate that you think I can revive Peloton on the stock market.

Now, the new single out today, I saw an article, an interview recently where you said you're too lazy to do a new album. Is there a new album or is it just a single? So it's a single. There is an album. There's an album finished. Whether or not I release it has a lot to do with how well this single does. Because if the single bombs, I'll be like, do you know what?

I don't need to do it. I'm out of here. I don't need the embarrassment. Is that because the new single you reckon is the best song on the album? So if we don't like the new song, then the rest of the album is going to be shite? Yeah, if you don't like this, you won't like it. Listen, if you don't like the last album, you're not going to like this album.

I've done the exact same thing again. Very much straight down the middle. We've done the same thing. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. I'm not reinventing the wheel. There's no time changes. But I love it. I love what I've made and I'm happy about it but yeah I said that

too lazy thing on stage and at a festival as a joke and then I had to cancel a couple of gigs last week because I was vomiting and I had diarrhoea and people took that and were like see he's too lazy that's why he's not playing the gig and I was like no

I'm firing out at both ends of my body. Molten hot vomit and molten hot shit. Because I often wonder when you're on stage for a long time, like you can't just go to the toilet, can you? Well, some artists have. Remember Fergie? She just went for it. Did she?

Yeah. I mean, years ago, she said, when you're on stage, they don't give you a little toilet break. And she was busting and then it came out. First class up in the sky. That one. Yeah. She's soiling herself.

Yeah. That's huge. I think there's a video of it too, isn't there? Like, at the time, it was quite big news. Oh, look, she wants to forget it. Yeah. Poor Fergie. Let's let her.

Speaking of passing herself, have you googled Liam Neeson passing himself? There are so many pictures of that guy coming out of nightclubs

and there's like pee on him. Liam Neeson, the actor. Google it. I'm telling you, Liam Neeson. I'm googling it now.

Did he not shake enough, do you think? Oh, he has. He's pissed himself, isn't he? You've heard the Liam Neeson rumour, though, right, that he's absolutely packing. Hung like a damn horse. Yeah.

Hung like a hungry horse. Well, it's clearly pushing too close to the jeans. Yeah, flying too close to the cock. Oh, my God. There's so many photos in and every one of them he looks quite boozed. So I'm wondering, has he just had a little... Wow. Should we do an exchange?

You tell us about Liam Neeson pissing himself in photos. We'll give you Ryan Phillippe's intimate photo. You can look that up. Oh yeah, please. Please. Oh yeah, absolutely. That's Googleable. All of these things. This interview is just a list of things we're all going to Google later. Please. Oh, yeah, absolutely. That's Googleable. All of these things.

This interview is just a list of things we're all going to Google later. Yeah. So you're playing quite a few festivals at the moment. Do you enjoy the festivals or your own shows? Sorry, I'm just looking at Ryan Phillips' penis. It's quite impressive, isn't it? Jesus, it's scary that there are men out there like that.

It's aesthetically near perfect. That's outrageous. Imagine you find the woman of your dreams and you're like, oh, I love you so much. You're the perfect woman. You're such a beautiful, delicate flower. I'll just cradle you in my arms forever. What's your body count? She says, well, I've only slept with one person. And you're like, I'll just cradle you in my arms forever. By the way, what's your body count?

And she says, well, I've only slept with one person. And you're like, oh my God, you innocent little thing. And she says, and I say, who was it, perchance may I ask? And she says, Ryan Felipe. He'd be absolutely,

he'd be gawking. How about a sordid? I can't. I can't. I feel like that's your afternoon sorter just trying to figure that thing out.

Yeah. Oh, man. I can't get my head around it. I'm sure a lot of people can see that. Rude. So bloody rude.

So festivals or solo shows or we can talk about Ryan Phillips. Festivals are nice just because there's less pressure, I feel like. It's like people have kind of rocked up and they might want to watch you.

They probably don't. They probably hate you. So it's like, I feel like when you're playing a headline show, people have paid those tickets. They want to see you and they want to see you perform. And you can make or break someone's night. Whereas at a festival, don't worry about it because, you know, Zedd or someone will be on after you and they'll smash it

and it'll be great. Yeah. Who's the night? We talked to you a couple of years ago and a lot's happened since then, pandemics and such. Who have you met since then that has surprised you with how lovely they were? I don't know if anyone's surprised with how lovely they are,

but I wrote a couple of songs with Matty Healy from the 1975 yeah on this on this record I mean they didn't make it onto the album but he was a legend I really enjoyed working with him he was a great guy I'm a big fan of theirs so yeah that was like a really cool thing I'm trying to think who else I haven't really I haven't really been out and about enough to meet people, to be honest with you. No one has, have they? Any bastards?

This is the first conversation I've had in three years. I haven't left this room. You're doing well. It looks tidy, being your cave for three years. Don't bring up my size, please. Wouldn't dream of it. So it's all dependent on people liking the single, whether or not the album you made gets released

or chucked in the recycling bin. Yeah, it's either I release the album if it goes well or if it goes really well, I'd take a picture like Ryan Felipe. Yeah. Okay, how many units, how many streams have to happen for that? If we do a million week one,

you can see my member. Alright, well, put it on loop all day and maybe you'll get to see it. I don't know. What more incentive do you need to listen to the track? Yeah, Lewis Capaldi, always fun. Thank you so much for chatting to us this morning.

This was an interesting one, Vannick. Good morning, New Zealand. We got somewhat distracted in there. A little bit. You would, wouldn't you? Look at the size of the thing. Oh, my God. It's outrageous.

It's unbelievable. Good for him. Yeah, good for him. That's the right, that's a positive attitude to have. Good for him. He's going to feel happy for the guy. Yeah, yeah, him. That's the right, that's a positive attitude to have. Good for him. He's going to feel happy for the guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not dragging him down.

He's dragging us. See you, mate. All right, cheers, mate. See you. Thanks, bud. Cheers, guys. See you. Take it easy.

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