Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 19th October 2026
00:00From the ZM Podcast Network.This is Fleshwinning Haley's Big Pod.Brought to you by Chemist Warehouse.The biggest brands are the lowest prices.Back in studio, the tour is finished.The tour, the worldwide tour.Thank you very much.To everybody who came in Christchurch,
00:17to sell out 2,000 crowd at the Christchurch town hall.Absolutely wild.That was insanity.Wild scenes.What a night, what a weekend.Bizarre.I kept being...You guys stayed in Christchurch.
00:28Anything further to report?Nah.Roger.We went, oh, we had a fifth street.Yeah, we had a lovely dinner, didn't we?Oh, lovely.Haley took us to a secret bar that you needed a code work to get in.Yep.
00:41It was awesome.It was super easy.Pants optional?Yeah, a little dark speakeasy spot called the Austin Club.It was amazing.Yeah, that was cute.Yeah, that was lovely.That's cool.
00:50Yeah, yeah.Had some cocky ta-lays.Lovely.But tired today, but we're all right.We'll punch through.We'll get through it.Because entertainment is our passion.Now, your chance to win a trip to one of my favorite places in the whole world.
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02:23See your chance to call through at 8 o'clock if you want to win a trip.Thanks to Latam to South America.The top six, born?What have you got for us?The top six times you might need to use the new Tesla Rodesters features.Oh, my God, this is the wildest thing.I was showing the producer girlies at the airport when we were flying back on Saturday from Christchurch.And they laughed at me and said, you idiot, that's AI.
02:45And I said...The moment I got shown, I was like, that's AI dips.Yeah, I thought it was fake, too.They laughed so much.I thought it was going to be one of those situations where someone led out a bit of wheezebecause they were uncontrollably laughing and laughing at me.Well, who's laughing now?I feel like they should owe you an apology too.
03:00I think we just this.Huge on air apology.No, no, no, it's not next.It's the top six.Way, way, way, away.But it's got some features that I've got the top six times you'd actually need to use them.Next on the show, though, phone boots.A classic.
03:14A classic.Talk about them next.Play ZM's.Flash, One, and Haley.We're actually going to talk a bit of some, we've got a celebrity roundup in general.Big waking for the C-Labs.Well, now I want to talk about from the C-Labs to the phone booths.The only way in depth.
03:28Not even a...Only way out of the Matrix, though, if we ever get caught in there.What?Phone booths.Remember that was how they got out of the Matrix?I haven't seen The Matrix in years.Keanu Reeves is one of the least actors.No, but it's one of the most comical...
03:40Don't...Listen, Keanu Reeves is a great guy.He's a lovely man.He's an interesting fella.He's John Wick.He is a shocking actor.He's John Wick.They killed his dog.
03:50Yeah, for Matrix.And he would have been like, oh God, my dog is dead.He, that's what he did.The pain in my heart is so strong.And then he went.killed everybody that wronged him.I'm going to kill everybody, yeah.Well, the phone booths, you might still see them around every now and then.
04:04Most of them had the phones ripped out of them, either by servicemen or rampant teenagerstearing the phones out of them.Homeless people public toilets after that.Yeah, that's a little bit of a urine stain on the concrete.Well, the plan was that Spark, who still own them, I wanted to convert them intosort of booths where there was free Wi-Fi.I remember they did have a Wi-Fi.They did.
04:26Free Wi-Fi if you were a Spark customer.them are withinwithin Qui.Phone charging,free calls and Wi-Fibecause apparentlythat's what London and New Yorkdid with old phone booths.
04:38You just don't need it now, do you?But then that's been, yeah.The London ones were cute.Yeah.Ours were just like glass,telecom boxes.Our ones are yuck.They're just sort of yuck.
04:50The red ones were in London, eh?Yeah, the famous London.And then the blue ones were for the police.And Doctor Who.Specific police and that's Doctor Who's TARDISwas one of them, yes, correct.We don't say that anymore.The retardis.
05:04Get in the retardis.We don't say that.Look at that guy, he's a bit Tardis.We don't say that.We don't say that anymore.We don't say that at all.That was like you sent an email about it.Of course, it was about three Tartis.
05:16Yeah, yeah, R.E.Tartis.Colan. Tartis.We just say special box.Yeah, yeah, that's right.The special blue box.Right.Well, in their peak, there were 2,500.
05:28phone booths around New Zealand.I recently had to explain to my daughters thatwe used to go to Hamilton to see the movies.We'd catch the bus.The only way our parents could contact,they couldn't contact us.No, no, no.I'm willing to nearly in the world.
05:41Yeah.And you had to have coins.You have a big 50 cent coin or a 20 cent.Or a phone card.We had the phone cards.We had to call them up to put money on it.Yeah, jabber.Yabba cards.
05:52You'd take those overseas.Yeah, you'd take those overseas.But around you just go into the dairy and you'd be like,can I please have a $5 phone card?They'd be like, yeah, here you go.You'd ring your mom,Mom, we've missed the 430 bus.The next bus back tomorrow is.
06:04$2.5.Money's run out.And should be like, God damn it.You said you'd be back by the blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.And then you'd be like, bye, mom.And hang up.You were just out there in the world night to explain to them.They didn't know where you were.
06:17Yeah.They didn't know who you were with.No.Uncontactable.Maybe they should experience a bit of this.Might make them less anxious.Yeah, get the phones off them and just be like, get out there.Well, no, they can't because the phone booths are all gone.
06:30Oh, yeah.So there's 212 throughout the country that apparently still work.What?I know.I thought they were all gone.Every time I pass one, they're either ripped out or pissed on.But there's the...Ripped out or pissed out.
06:43Does that include the emergency side of highway ones?No, no, no, no.The tunnels and all that kind of stuff?Those are different.Yeah, yeah.So 90% of the booths have been disconnected because Chorus is retiring its copper network.and between27 and 2028 they're going to be physically removed
07:00the remaining phone boothsand there will be no moreand Spark has stopped selling phone cardssurprise surpriseImagine going into a dairy nowand asking for a telecomYaba phone cardYeah can I have
07:14Those were actually two differentYABA was different to SparkOh was it?YeahI don't know exactly how the economics of YABA workedNoBut you could use those overseas as wellWell.
07:26Oh, wow.So they're going to be, yeah, they're going to be gone.R-I-P.Mine's blowing.Glass phone boots.It's going to say what it would be worth.It's not like collecting, you know, people collect the old English phone boxes becausethey're cute.
07:40You put one in your backyard with a little, like, beer tap in it or something, you know.Or make them into little libraries, you know, like your community.Oh, yeah, little booksharing, book things.Not many of them had the full closing door on them.No.Most of them were just want to open one side, eh?Yeah.Because it was to deter people from sleeping in them.
07:55Yeah, yeah.or pissing in them, which never work.Because, God, you get in there for a quick pissy phone call as well.Stale, hot in the beaten sun.Oh, R-I-P, the phone booth.And they'll be gone.Where are the cool girlies going for all their cool little thingsthat people are going to go, oh my God, I love that.
08:13Where did you get it from?Bunnings.So Bunnings have...What, for a piece of 4B2?No, no, it's not the 4B2.It's, um, God, you...I don't want to get sued.their mystery box shoe charms
08:27that you would stick into a crockaka jibbitsnow we know ourselvesyou can't just make gibbets and call them jibbetsnah because they'll be like heywe made gibbets didn't wefamously zem got a cease into sister from crocsdidn't we're our zm jibbits that are now
08:45collectors items because we weren't allowed to give them awayanymore we did give some to jack blackdidn't we when he was in studiowhere Jibbitt is, yeah, Jack Black's crox with Zem Jibbutz.So these ones are a mystery box.They're two bucks at the aisles, you know, when you're leaving at the end.Kind of like Kmart.Or like Mecca, when you leave and they put all these fun little treats at the aisles,
09:06you're like, oh, maybe I won't know.It's a gauntlet of test, isn't it?It's a gauntlet of strength.Oh, yeah, it's Willpower.Well-power test.I had to go get a fresh foundation for our show on Friday, and I went into Mecca,and I was like, you know, you know the shade, the brand.Don't get distracted.
09:21and it's just like, even my boyfriend Mike was like, holy shit, it's like dopamine in here.All the branding and stuff.And I was like, look forward.The supermarket's the same.Yeah.Or any of those stores and you go through the little chican line to get to the checkout.I know.Chocolate.
09:38Chocolate.Lollies.Don't need some batteries and mints.Maybe a packet of pink smokers.So these are, I'll say it, to die for.Their little bunnings, I'm going to say gibbits.They've got the little logos and stuff.but one of them they have a hot dog.
09:54A bunning sausage is all.They're so cool.And then we were talking about this this morningand I was like, do you know what I've been noticing at Bunnings?Is they've got so many cool things like Ryobi,you know, the kind of cheap green power tools that I use them.They do minisiers.Oh, miniatures.
10:14And they do like little keychain,like tiny little mouse sander on a keychain.Really?drill on a keen shard.And I'm like, God, if Ryobi wasn't one of the most embarrassing brands to use, that sounds so cute.You know what?It gets the screw into the wood.You know, I'm not building a house with this.
10:29It gets the screw into the wood.It gets the screw into the wood.Like, they've got the cutest little mini-chers.And then I went then, you know, the famous big green Bunnings buckets.They do a miniots here.Oh, yeah, I got some mit of 10 mini buckets.And, you know, I'm a mit of ten man through and through.You are, yeah.
10:44I'm a slut, actually.I'll go between two.You are a hardware slut.You're a hammered hardware,Buy hardware slot.Yeah, yeah, yeah.I placemakers even.Get in there.
10:54Put a placemakers in your mouth.Do you know once, and I don't, I went to a hammer hardware.Yeah, man, get it.Yeah, I love those little hammer hardwheres.How I'll pop into an ITM.Yeah.Yeah, man.Once actually went to the $1,23 store and, um.
11:07No, draw the line actually.Oh, really?That's disgusting.Yeah.You're a hardware whore.Yeah.I'm actually a hardware.You're actually not.
11:14You're not.You're not.You're cheap, man.You're cheap.I'm hardcore.You're cheap and nays.Na-ass, you're nasty boy.Slays, that ends, Flesh, Vaughan and Haley.
11:26Don't.Get it together. Get it together.We're just going to wash over the fact.He just said, come on the radio.Yeah. I didn't know that they keep you coming.I said calm.You said calm, but you really hit like a, you like just dropped.Vaughn, you need to grow up.
11:41You need to grow up.Animates everything you need to keep you calm.What do you mean?Don't give it away.Don't give it away.Keep it.Everyone just be professional.Some of those dog toys maybe
11:52Those congs, I'm just sayingWhat do those beads do?Bopo boopo pop boopopAnywayThat's a free one for animatesYeah yeahWould redo another one I reckonNow ironically
12:09Worn you are going to teach usYesHow to win an argumentCarwin producer Carwin's going to teach usHow to win an argumentOh okayI've got a way to win an argumentAnd I said my limited time in therapy was that you're not supposed to try to win arguments.
12:23We talked about this last week.Strong couples, yeah, he said come.Strong couples are on the same team.I'm crying, I'm sorry.We're playing a match, we're not playing tennis.I'll stop aside.Chiefest.Yeah, okay.
12:38I don't know.Listen, I don't have a whole lot of arguments currently in my own age.Currently, good to acknowledge that it's on the horizon.Look, I'm a child of divorce.I'm, you know, I'm aware.We have the couples argue.Yeah.But this is one that I saw online.
12:55And honestly, I think I was going to try it out with you guys, but I haven't had a chance to do so.But when you're in a...We're not annoyed you enough lately.Nah, not yet.We're happy to step that up.Feel free.Happy too.So there is this theory online that when you're in an argument with your partner, you know, that portion of the argument where you both just like go silent and you just ignore each other for a few seconds.
13:16And you kind of just like, well, you're in an argument.Or months.Days, days or weeks.In that time, you should take a photo of your partner.And then a few minutes later...I would burn the house to the ground.Take a photo.If I was having an argument with my boyfriend
13:33and I just get to that seething point where I'm silent,he just goes, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-o.I'd be like, excuse.And then he goes,I just found this photo of you as a baby.No.I don't assume you mean the argument's going to endbecause someone gets killed?
13:49Yeah, do you want to die?You want to be murdered today?You finish the argument, you win because you're deadand they're bar in jail for murdering you.Wow, if somebody turned around and said,I just found this photo of you as a babyand it's me 10 seconds ago.Like it with a stroppy face on.
14:04Because I know my facewhen I'm stroppyand I'll go to the bathroom if I'm being stroppyand I'll catch it and I'll be like, ooh.That's so untradict.You know what I mean? Like, ooh, grow up.Come on. Use your words.See, I think it would be funny.
14:17I think if my partner did that to me, it would just make me laugh.And then the argument's over.We've got different temperaments.We've got completely different temperaments.Do you really think that?What day this is I could have a hundred percent work on me?It was a silly little, silly, silly, silly argument, but not if it's like...Yeah, I mean, I've never had a big argument, though, really.
14:37You said as a child of divorce, as a man of divorce.I can tell you, this would not work.Shit, no.Oh my God, this is terrible advice.Please don't listen to this.We've given some shocking advice on this show in the past.That is got to be, that's some of the worst.I wouldn't recommend that at all.
15:00Oh, my God.This would grate me so bad.I mean, feel free, dear listener to try this in the next week or two.And feedback.Feedback would be appreciated, but I mean, I dare not.Yeah.Yeah, I do feel like it works best if the woman is the one taking the photo of theman.
15:18Why is it okay for her to do themnot to do it to her?It's toxic behaviour.It's slightly more stable emotionally.Yeah, there's no period cycle in the mix.Do you want to, your next therapy sessionjust use five minutes to ask Virginia if this would work?Wednesday, 1130.
15:38Okay. Two minutes of your time?Could you ask Virginia watching?I'm happy to dedicate two minutes on Wednesday to ask my licensed therapist Virginia.If this would be a great,idea. Hey, I'm feeling, you know, maybeif I'm going to have an argument, I want to getbetter at arguing. Do you think this will work?While we're arguing, we
15:55take a photo of each other and be like, hey, do you want to see aphoto of a baby? I think nota big serious argument, but just if you'relike bickering over dinner or something.No, I wouldn't recommend this at all.9-6-96. Give it a go if you have an argument with yourpartner today and report back. Someone said, I don'thave a partner. I did this to my 14-year-old son
16:13at the weekend. It actually was really goodfor breaking the mood between, like,You reckon.Generational.Oh, okay, yeah.Like a scoppy teenage meltdown.Okay, but then imagine if we'd done that as a teenager to our parents when we were tango.Oh, God, we would have got hidings.
16:26Hey, mum, do you want to see a photo of a baby?And it's...The ZDM Podcast Network.ZDM's Fletchhorn and Haley.From the Fletchforn and Haley group chat, this is the top six.Well, the new Tesla Roadster video was all a buzz at the weekend.It was unveiled all the thingsthat's going to be able to do, including
16:51the thrusters and flyingcapability. And I showed thegirls at the airport on the way backon Saturday. And they werevery mean to me. They were laughing. Now you neverOh, born an apology, producer girlies.It was because we were talking and hesaid, look, it's got sucker mode. And then we all
17:09started laughing. I thought the whole thingwas a bit. And I was like, oh, dad,it's AI. Someone's talking aboutsucker mode on a car. And it's a joke.And so we start cry laughing in the kudu and he's like, guys, shush, it's real.Yeah.With the 180 ramp that were.And then it like floats itself down.
17:28It did look ridiculous when it went.Suckabode, suck a mode, suck a mode.And he said it was AI too.I apologize.It can basically fly like a rocket.It can do rolls.Carwin.Look, the only reason.
17:40No, an apology doesn't start with your comma.Fine.I'm sorry, Vaughn.Thank you.That was heartfelt.That was heartfelt.Well, yeah, it can do roles.The only problem is it's Tesla and Elon Musk.
17:55Did you see him?One of the biggest pieces of shits in the world right ago.He is such a penis.He also stood there with his ill-fitting t-shirt and pants and awful shoes and sat there.Like the most riseless.What's the opposite of a bono?You know, like he just, he gave me an in-e.Watching that video.
18:15He's so chuffed with him.and you're like, who needed this?We don't, we didn't need a robot car.Like, even if these cars,he wants to start selling them in a few years,what?What roads could do this?What, you're in traffic,
18:28you're just going to be like,I don't want to certain this Auckland traffic anymore.Or there's a line to get into the car parking building,so you just fly to the roof.This is today's top six, come on.Oh, sorry, what are you doing?What are you doing?Top six, let's keep riffing.
18:40I love when we do this.Features.Number six on the list.If you're asked to star in the Furious 13 and Vin Diesel,at the top of a skyscraper and you need to get up there.Engage Sucky mode.In Suckeymodo mode.Wouldn't it be the most ridiculous thing in a Fast and the Furious movie of late?
18:56No. Remember, ludicrous went in space.And he waved. That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.And he had to go and see that movie.Yeah, we had to go see that so we could interview.I haven't seen it and I won't.God awful. Yeah.God awful.Five on the list of the top six times you'd need the new Tesla Roadsters features when you had roadworks.
19:15All those.guy there, stop, go, don't worry boss.Don't worry about it.Up.Go over the road works.Go over the road works.But imagine did you see the amount of air that was being forced out of it to stop it?Because I watched the engineering of that thing that's 10,000 PSI that's just basically just like ready to blow up and tear.
19:37Shreds should have exploded.So everyone underneath you is just going to be like, like when a helicopter goes but times 100.Yeah.Well, like Delorean and the back to the first.future. A fake car.Yeah.Number four on the list of the top six times you'd need the new TeslaRhodes' as features. When the orange
19:53when the light turns orange, because you cango zero to 100.8 seconds.So, I mean, but you're going so fast, you're going back in timethat light's still green. Yeah.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Well, you'd floor it through the lights, you'd smashinto the person in front of you. Yeah.Again, who needs this?
20:10Number three on the list of the top six times, you'dneed the new Tesla Rhodes' this features.This one's for the dads.a road trip fromAuckland to Wellingtonand it's got roughly 500 kilometres of rangeon the batterywhich would get you as far as bulls
20:24so you can run out of batteryand bulls and be like the battery isab sono he's ab's bloatly flatoh shit that's the worst thing you've ever saidjust say bullshitto say this battery's bullshitthe battery's abs bloatly flat
20:40yeahoh stop nowyou know when I've done this beforeall the time of this time I writedown. I'm like, that's how that said, and I never say it out loud.Did you think because there was a B and a U and an L in absolutely?Yeah, that bulls would just...Ab-Bulls-solutely would fit in there.
20:55Oh, no.Bullshit was just sitting there reddy and ripe.Ah, we're out of battery, that's bullshit.Yeah.Number two on the list of the top six times you need the new Tesla Roads and speeches.If you've got kids and they're like, I need a wee, but you're not close to thepunch it.Zero to 100 and under a second that you'll be able to toilet in a minute.
21:14That, or they'll shit themselves when you like punch it.This could actually be quite good.You could just zip up over the trees into some paddock to go for a wee.Well, you're busing in a week and then zip back.And then zip back over.Get your place in the line.Fly back onto the road.Yeah.
21:29Great idea.Sucker mode and just go up the side of a building and go wheeze on the roof.Yeah.Like, why aren't we prioritising just putting a toilet in a sort of, you know?In a car.In a car.There has been a car with a toilet in a day.Yeah, there has.
21:41We've talked about this.Yeah.The smell.Yeah.Because you think you're only going to do wheeze in it.Yeah.The 1947 Cadillac Fleetwood, engineer Louis Matar modified as Cadillac with a built-in chemical toilet.And in 1954, Rolls-Royce Silver Raith limousine had a passenger seat toilet.
22:03It was a toilet or a champagne cooling box.Now, per road trip, I'd pay.It can't be both.Those aren't interchangeable.You know shit in the champas bucket.No, no, no.So exactly.It's got to be both.
22:15It's got to be one of the other.It can't be both.And number one on the list of the top six times,you'd need the new Tesla Rosa's features.Christmas week shopping with them all.Yeah.Yes.You think someone's going to leave your hover over the car.
22:26Let's see someone steal your car parkwhen you're literally going to park on top of them if they do.Great idea.They would ab-bulls, salute,not stand a chance.Nah, especially not in bulls.That's the next top six.The ZDM podcast network.
22:41What's going on?ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Haley.We had a big weekend, didn't we, in Christchurch,and met so many of our lovely listeners Friday nightafter at the after parties,and had so many girls coming up to me and saying,like, oh my God, I've been single for this amount of time,or I went through a breakup,
23:00and it's bloody bleak out there, it's terrible,and the apps are horrible, and Christchurch is the piss.I was like, whoa, it's rough, it's guts.So from a dating expert who obviously studies these apps,and it's like, we know,We know what's on themhas put togethersix easy little tips
23:19six nice easy little tipson how to make the dating appsfeel less pressuredless arduous, less horrendousokay first of allyou've got to rememberthey're ridiculousyou've got to remember
23:30you can't take it too seriouslymanaged one's expectationsyeah yeah you're gonna stopthey say stop treating every matchlike a nationwide spouse huntlike we're just we're justwe're just there to meet new peopleyou know and these are the
23:43This is a silly modern way to do it.We know nothing about these.Don't worry about it.We've got to like lower the stakes.That's what they say, lower the stakes.Number two, get a little crazy.Act a little unhinged.Get weird with it.
23:57So when you're writing your bio, just be a bit odd.Again, it's like about introducing silliness,lowering the stakes, making it a bit calmer.Maybe when you're messaging someone like,just be silly.Be of silly.Revele a bit of your madness early on.Don't jump in there with, when are we having kids?
24:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.When do you see yourself having kids?Yeah, yeah.What debt do you have?Declare it now.Yeah.If we were to apply for a mortgage,what would you be available?
24:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.Just be a silly billy.Number three, send one of a kind compliments.Oh, hyper-specific opener stick.But spoke compliments.Okay, so say you saw a photo of Vaughn, Haley.So one of the writers on this article said that the favorite thing was she was toldshe looked like a hot pizza delivery girl in a red body suit.
24:43hat because it was her photo. It looked like a hot pizza delivery girl.You're like, okay?It wasn't the red bodysuit and hat. She looked like she had a pizza heart association.She just had this outfit on and that was the thing. And she was like, that really stuck withme rather than like eyes. I don't know. She's like, I look hot in this. You look like a pizzadelivery person. That's not. But then, do you know what? Like if she takes that badly,then she's not that fun. Then you've done a fun test. Yeah, you've done a fun test.So you've Vaughn pops up on me Tinder or whatever. Maybe I'd hit him with being like,
25:13You look like a smelly fisherman.Despite the face.Yeah, despite the face, I reckon you'd catch a fish or two.Right.Is that just because I'm wearing this t-shirt that I got given?Even though I don't go fishing.Just another fisherman.Just another fisherman.
25:24Yes, another fisherman.A good fishing.I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.Nass, thanks, mate.I'd say, um, I'd say, is there a reason there's a bit of ginger in your bed?Fingers crossed.Oh, yeah.You know what I mean?
25:39We're having fun.I'm being fleeting.I'm being overt.Yeah, yeah, you are.saying, I like a man with a beard.Yeah.Being like, nice beard. Is there a reason there's a kiss of ginger in there?Despite the face, are you okay in bed?
25:49Yeah, is that bed hiding a shocking jawline?Way to be so nice.I'll go back.I'll go back to be like the man, you know.Four, skip a small talk.So this kind of feels the opposite.Say what you want up front.But not the like, do you have debt, do you want kids?
26:08But being like, hey, dinner Friday?Like, let's get out of this app.If they're hot, sure.Hey.Yeah.I'm free Friday.You better be 6pm.Like I would be so like, oh, yes.
26:21Oh my God.So why it's someone taking control.Yeah, a little bit.Or just not being like, hey, how you're finding it on the apps?Wasn't it a cold weekend?Yeah, yeah, yeah.So what is your, what do you do?Just someone being like, I swiped,
26:34we swiped yes on each other for a reason.Yep.Let's get the hell into a cafe and have a coffee.Number five was send them your number.And I remember when I was like going hard on the apps.the sooner you're out of there, the better the conversation gets.Yeah, 100%.The moment you're like, cool, we've had a nice little chat.
26:49Here's my number.Let's go.And number six was Embracer 3P theory,which we talked about ages ago.Pizza, pineapple.No, it's potential practice or plot.What are the reasons, like,are you going to get one of those out of this date?
27:05Potential? Is this going to be your person?Practice?I'm just going on a date and get better at dating.Or plot, a good yarn on Monday.It's all about not taking it so seriously.I liked these tists.We got quite a few peas, good plots and stories from your dates, didn't we?Exactly.
27:20And sometimes you're like, when the worst, the better,I'd be in the Uber home, like, notes app open being like brr-r-r-r-r.The Z-M Podcast Network.Play Z-M's Flashawn and Haley.Olivia Dean, Saturday night.$45,000, was it?Yeah.Wow.
27:36She said last time she was here was Laneway at the start of last year,25, and she played to 90 people.I think it would have been a few more than 90.No, but it was really early in like a small stage.Was it at Laneway?Yeah, 2 o'clock in the afternoon.The year before.The year before.
27:50The year before.The year.Not the laneway I went to.With Chapel.Yeah.No.The one.That was the start of this year, 26.
27:57It started coming up two years.Wow.So she played at Laneway in Auckland and to a tiny crowd.And now she played to 45,000 people outside at Western Spring.Considering the year she's had with the, like, banger after banger after hit after hit afterhit, you sort of were like,what were you thinking booking Spark?Yeah.
28:18You know, we should have got ahead of this.Yeah.When it was fixed, three sparks.We were the last show on her tour.I think she could have banged out three sparks.Yeah, if she wanted to.Well, you were looking forward to a sparkbecause you're a old man with a bad bag.
28:30I like to sit down.I like to know where the toilets are.I don't have to fight through a crowd to get a drink.The weather's neutral inside.Yeah, exactly.We're in a climate-controlled area.Yeah, yeah, yeah.And so when Olivia Dean's tickets went on sale at Spark, purchased them,
28:45was just like, this is going to be great.Lovely, lovely little night.And then it got changed to the outdoors.And I said to everybody, I said, you people who bought that,you better hope it's not raining.So you're going to be dealing with a grumpy vaughn smith otherwise.But there was three songs in a 40 minute gap.The guy came, she was like, I'm chit.
29:01We're just going to go reset this and she went off stage.And then 10 minutes later, a guy comes on, five minutes to reset this.And I turned to the people all around us.And I said, it's not going to be five minutes.No, nothing's five minutes.Nothing's five minutes.It's like no one's six foot tall.Yeah.
29:14No.No, six foot tall and nothing's five minutes.No.I heard that a sound, a mixing desk fried, got fried.Yeah, because she couldn't get the monitors.She said she couldn't hear herself.Yeah, that's hard.Which I guess is, I've never performed on stage musically.
29:29So I don't know about the importance of.If you don't, if you can't hear yourself back, it's truly like you could, the track could be here or the band could be here and you could be in a completely different key.Yeah.Because it's all going out to them.So you need to have it fed right into you.I'm totally down to see.You wouldn't be able to do it.In that gap, I was like, what's going on up on that hill?
29:46On the side of Western Springs amongst all the trees,you could see like lights and stuff in there.And then I've seen videos since of teenagers running down through the treesto get in for free and jump in the fence.So the security guards were doing a sweep.Saw them dragging a couple of people out.Yeah, they got them out.I saw that.
29:59Amateurs though, you've got to go in like days before and dig a hole.And live in the hole.And live in the hole.Yes.And then pop out when soil yourself.When it's dark.Yeah, yeah.You're coming out, you're going to stink.
30:10Well, you take snacks.But you'll be at the concert of your dreams.You will be.Yeah.I saw so, I mean, yeah, it was the talk of the night, right?Like, my phone was going up and everything, and people were being like, 40 minute delay, 40 minute delay.But everyone was saying she was incredible.She was spectacular.
30:26Like, as a performer, she looks amazing.Oh, my God.She sounds, it sounded like, you know, in a studio.Yeah.She's so good live.She was amazing live.And her full band, it was a, like, a classy thing.She had a horn section and two back.
30:39singers. She was in a clam?The whole stage was like a clam.Yeah. Yeah.I will say some people that went throughtheir money away because all they did was taught the entiretime. And thepushing. Get your drink.Here we go, Grandad. Here we go, Grandad.
30:57You sound like me going to the movies. Get your drinkand stand still. Find your spot. Stand still. If you'regoing to leave, oh yeah. Oh, excuse me,my mates around here somewhere. I couldn't give ashit. Piss off. Get out of.of it.You left them, you're on your own now.You don't need to be back with them.
31:14My daughter was her first outdoors.She kind of went away a little bit.You know, kids, they are with their freedom.She went away and will be sitting next to their old man at a concert.When he's bitching a mona about people pushing past.I said there was people around us and they had also had tickets for when it was a spark.And we made a bit of a camaraderie circle so we couldn't get barged.Oh, I love that when you sort of,
31:36we were kind of like pushed together.I said, this wouldn't be happening at Spark.And they were like, darling, this wouldn't be happening in the spark.And there was a lady and she was real short and she was like,oh.And I said that wouldn't be happening in the spot.You mean, you text us because you were having a late night, obviously.But I do love that she came out and said, like, we're not cutting anything.
31:54They went past the 11 o'clock curfew, so I don't know if there's going to be a fine.Fine or something.But all those people that live around Western Springs, got a free concert,don't tell me the people up who have literally erected decking.So they can sit on their decking to get free shows would be that upset.Oh, yeah.It's not like it's, you know, death metal or something.And they're like, oh, I'm not into this.
32:14And my daughter witnessed the full breakup, the people behind her.The couple had a fight and broke up.Love, love, love, love, love.So her, she came back.I was like, how was the show?She was like, I was so good.I loved it.She was so beautiful and sung really well.
32:25You want to hear the drama?Yes.And there's breakup.Some couple broke up at the concert.Had a drink?No, the girl was jealous because other girls in the crowd were, like,touching her boyfriend.Yeah, brilliant.
32:38Oh, great.But he's like, I'm just standing here, people are pushing past.She's like, you're enjoying it.Yeah.Women are crazy.We mean, crazy.And he said it was just like, and then she left,and then he started having heaps of fun.
32:51Like, he was just like free and easy.And he had someone on his shoulders and he was having a drink.And then she came back and his mood dropped again.That's what life's about?Yeah.Well, it's very...So there was a whole lot.Very cool.
33:03It was the biggest concert of the tour, right?So that's her biggest...That's what she said.I couldn't believe that.she's playing like massive stadiums.Yeah, it's her biggest show ever.Wow.Go us.
33:13Very cool.But next time you want to get a little seat and sit inside.If she could do three, someone said,I agree the amount of jacked up Gen Z boys who were loud and obnoxious and not even watching.They weren't watching.Felicity's right.They were facing away and having a channel on their phone.It got to the point where I think so many people were going.
33:34It just became an event that you had to go to.Yeah, yeah.Not a music.Passion for the Mee.Yeah.Well, we've got passion for Olivia Dane.Listen to her.She's brilliant.
33:44She's, gosh, she's easy on the eye too.My, there it is.There it is.There it is.There it is.There it is.Passion for the music, is it?For the music.
33:54The music and just, her smile was electric.Jesus.Okay.Was your girlfriend next year?Yeah.She agreed.She agreed wholeheartedly.Huh?
34:04There's a dream.There's a vision.Oh, my Lord.Put that on your very.vision board.I might say to Pinterest.The ZM Podcast NetworkPlay ZM's
34:16Fleshhorn and Haley.Now about the things are you, justannoy you about touriststhat visit New Zealand. Now,in a lighthearted way, obviously.Because there are a fewstories popping up at the moment oftowns that are getting overrun because of
34:32Instagram travel, because of TikTok andInstagram. Because we're so beautiful.But this is overseasas well. There's avillage inthe UK and I forgetif it was made famous by aNetflix show or a movie
34:48but people were... Tourists werejust walking down these cute little streetsand putting their hands and you know how they have the letterboxes in the frontdoor? I saw that. And putting their phones through and filminginside people's houses. Yeah to be like oh my god thesehouses are so lovely and quaint and cute in English. It's not a movieset like that's someone's house. I'm in hereYou're sticking your phone in.
35:09I'm unlikely to be wearing all of the clothes.And now there's also a whole town in Vermont because it's, I mean, look at this photo.Oh, that's beautiful.It's Halloween and pumpkin season.That's gorgeous.And it's autumn.Yeah.And it's just, it's fall.
35:25It's fall.It's fall.Sorry, yeah, that's how they said.Yeah, they see fall.And apparently this town just gets absolutely overwhelmed.They've actually tried to ban together to ban tourists, but it has a word.It's such a catch thing too, though, because when I remember, I remember, I,I did a big tourism campaign after COVID
35:40encouraging Kiwis to go out and be tourists in your own countrybecause like we need it.Especially country like ours.We need tourists.Well yeah, you know what happens when they don't come.We get no money.We've got no money.We're screwed.
35:50But then when they do come, you're like...But when they do come, this text...8.10s in the middle of a main...Oh yeah, that's a beauty.What is that account we've just started following?Cherries of Queenstown.I love it.I've recommended this to so many people.
36:02Yeah.This is my...I agree with this text 529.Tourists don't know to keep left when walking.It's like it's just the same as the roads.Yeah.There was a guy.When we're walking, I think Kiwis do it too.
36:14And walking towards each other and like, I'm like, stick left, bit.There was a guy the other month swimming on the right hand side.I was like, because do they not swim?We just do it all on the same.Do they do everything on the other way around?I think they must do that way because I said, oh, and then I was like,oh, hey, you're swimming on the wrong side.And they started speaking American.
36:36I was like, oh, that'd be why.That would be why.Even though there's signs and, but I don't know, maybe Americans swim anti-clockwise.Do Americans walk on the right?They do.And you know, and you notice it.They do it just the same as the road.But then you notice that when you go overseas, you start walking on the left.
36:52Like in Europe, if you're in a train station.Yes.And you've got to stick to the right.And then people overtake on the left if you're on a travellator or something.Whereas we stand on the left of the escalator.And so people can overtake.Yeah, Americans swim, everything's on the right.So the swimming, the walking on the footpath, everything.
37:10It's crazy.You're in New Zealand now.Yeah.So you're swimming on the left.You drive on the left.Well, this is what we want to know this morning.0,800 dials at him.Maybe you've had a run-in with some tourists.
37:20Yeah, go on.I'm sure our Queensland list is this morning.We'd love to add to this.I'll say, good morning to our American listeners this morning.But I fear you're not going to weather well in this one.No, probably not.Maybe there was some differences.Yeah.
37:33Maybe you live in a...Some rudeness.Near a tourist attraction.And you've encountered.you encounter this.0,800,000and I'd love to take your call now.You can text through
37:419-696.What do you just hate about tourists?Well, in the UK, touristspoking their phones through people's letter boxesin a cute villagetaking photos.To see the inside of their houses.That is actually insane.
37:58Yeah, a town in Vermonttrying to ban touristsbecause it's just so Instagram pretty, but it's not working.Yeah. So we want to know this morning,as we are, a touristMecca? We are. What? What? We made Hobbit films.Didn't we? We did. We did. Yeah. People come all the way bloody down here to check them out.Yeah. There it is.
38:16What, is there something that annoys you about all the tourists that we get. This is, someone, a few peoplemessages then. Stop touching things that say no touching. Yeah.Stop touching it. But normally.You've got to get your fingers on it. Sometimes you just want to feel what it feels like.Do you know, I've noticed as well, I'm a toucher. You know, because I'm a,I love antiques and stuff,so I'll go in and I'll often be like,and I want to feel for quality, weight, that kind of stuff.
38:42And you're like, if I was a shopkeeper being like, do you mind?It's 100 years old.And I'm like, stop.Stitching things.When they do videos about how stupid things are in New Zealandcompared to the US, things are different.Stupid here?They are different.
38:59But then we go to America and do the same.It's like, oh my God.When groups of tourists stand six abreast,you know when they're like standing white?in supermarkets, on the streets.That's not just a tourist thing.Some people have just got zero spatial awareness.I know.
39:14As someone that walks down Queen Street most days.To the side.I'm constantly like moving.My daughter's like, don't stop here.Sometimes I'm just walking too.If there's like a group of four or five friends abreastand they're not making room for anyone,I just walk straight into them.
39:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.Same.Well, where do you expect me to walk?I'm sorry, I don't, do you want, is this your footpath?Is this your footpath?Is this your footpath?Would you like me to walk in with the,cars as a human being.
39:40Somebody said when you're doing a tourist activity and they're talking at the start,the people who are taking you maybe about like why we've got to be quiet.Safety.Respect.And people are just yep, yep, yep, yep.Or getting up and walking around, yep, yep.And during the, you don't want to see the Hobart hole quick.No, I know.
39:57But we're probably doing a quick little cut of gear.Do you know, I mean, shut up?Shut up.I think you've just got to shut up.You can't love the hucker but not listen to the cut of gear at Hobarton.Someone said the loud ones, I won't give the specific notion, but they're quite loud.In Japan where everything is so quiet.Oh my God.
40:14So what's a flat white?You're like, oh, you're going to be soon.My car.Someone said, I'm a bad tourist.I'm always on my phone walking around, not watching where I'm going.Oh, yeah.My big toe got stuck on a travel later a month ago on an airport in Turkey because I was on my phone and went on the left travel later.I think it was like New Zealand.
40:35but that's the other way aroundso it went crump and scraped my toeand it started bleeding in the airport.Oh my God, but you get on the whole wrong way.Yeah, and I was wearing jandles, so you know,that's another man.Do you know, we've had a couple of shoutouts for Lempton Keyhot off the back of a cruise ship.
40:49Oh, okay.Because a lot of people come off the cruise shipand they want to go up the cable car to Calvin.Yep.And Lampton Key is already chaotic, right?Like it's not wide enough, it's not...And do you know what?I reckon Wellington is the best city in New Zealand
41:03for people left and right on the footpath.You reckon?I reckon.We do it well.Wellingtonians do it so well.Do they?Yeah.I've noticed it.
41:13I've noticed it.Yeah.Right.Maybe it's all the government workers.Yeah.I work in healthcare and a tourist will hurt themselves and come in and moan about the system and the wait times and everything and say it's much better back home.I'm like, well, you're not getting a bill though, are you?Nah.
41:26Or if you are, you know.Yeah.Significantly less.Did you see, did you read this American one on the East scooter?No.I got knocked off my bike.when an American on an e-scooter, like a lonescoot or whatever,came around the corner on the right into the lane of a footbridge on the Wellington waterfront,
41:43and they yelled at me, your council needs to put arrows so people know where to go.And I said, just keep left.Yeah, no responsibility there.Just keep left.Okay, I don't know if this is particularly a tourist thing,but somebody said I was on a guided bus store from Queensland to the Milford Sounds on a day trip on the bay.Back it was dark, and the tourists in front of me was watching porn on his time.phone the whole time back.
42:08No, headphones on, just turn down alive.Right.Is that where you're from, are we doing that?I don't think of any country.It's not a tourist thing.I think that's just pervert things.Flet's you're quite well-travelled.Is there a country that encourages porn on the bus?
42:20No, I don't believe so, no.Footprints on toilet seats, despite there being signs,saying please don't use the toilet like this.Yeah, because a lot of countries will squat, won't they?Yeah, they're going to a squat.Oh, Bex was saying, you know, when, like,you're a local of somewhere and something becomes a hot place.to go and eat and you've got to wait behind 20 people.
42:38Oh yeah.She's from Christchut.She was like, I just want an ice cream from Rollican.Yeah, now, yeah.And now, you know, like Queenstowners,they'll just want a food burger.Oh, yeah.Yeah.
42:48And then you're there being like,again, phone order.Why does no one phone order?Tell the people again.Tell the people again.You can ring up.I live on part of the Tehradoroa Trail,which is the walking from top to the bottom.
42:59Oh, wow.Okay.The huge percentage of touriststhat just expect to be able to walk the length of New Zealandfor no cost at all.They can camp wherever they want for free.They can take whatever they want from your trees.They said it's pretty wild.
43:11That's not on.What about tourists going into likesort of like trainedtrained hiking trailsin jandals and jeans?Remember those guys had to get pulled out?Was it Toledo?Yeah.
43:24Oh, that's a German classic.Yeah.That's a German classic going on a hike and jeansand some sandals.Yeah, some sandals. You're like, no, no, no, this is likeI wouldn't do it.Yeah.I live here.
43:33Somebody said,I work in roading and the amount of timesyou'll just come across a rental car stopped in the middle of the roadbecause they wanted to take a picture.Just stop.Stop at the desert highway to get Rua Pahoon.Yeah, that is a beautiful shot.It's a beautiful shot.
43:46But park on the side of the road.Yeah, I don't get on the side of the road.The Zemmast Network.Now, huge pop weekend, I'd say.We had Olivia Rodrigo here.Justin Bieber.No, Olivia Dean.Sorry, Olivia Dean.
43:58I can see what you did there.It needs to be Liv Rodriguez.You know, Liv Dean.Olivia Rodriguez.It's two Olivia's just killing it at the moment.Olivia Dean was here.Olivia Rodriguez was doing something.Brought out Chapel Rhone at one of her concerts.
44:12That was amazing.It looked so good.Chaperin looked incredible.I'm like, come on, Chapel.Give us some new music.Justin Bieber's in the country.I can't remember why.Well, he's purchased a house,
44:25hasn't he?From that Harcourt's real estate.He just got said, someone's like,is this iron?I don't think it was like,yes, yes, hon.It is.Yeah, it is.
44:32Yeah, it's something real estate agent being like, sold to my house all he was here.I'm like, this doesn't make you look trustworthy.So he's here, he's been playing golf.Apparently he traveled along with the founder of Afterpay and his pastor.So a priest, what was that?Annair.No pastour.Oh, Pasture.
44:47Oh, Barst Wall.Oh, God.Okay, right.So like a little lads God weekend.Yeah, golf with lots of cigars, clay bird shooting, poured bikes and a chartered a helicopter.That's what God always says to me too.He's like, Vaughn.It's me, God.
44:59What I want you to do is get with the boys.light some cigars, play some golfto do some fishing boy, you deserve it.Relax, I'm God, I'm telling you.Yeah, and then Miley Cyrus playedthe sellout Hollywood Bowlafter she dropped her new albumand then was saying, you know, I just don't want
45:15a tour, it does not serve me well, I don't likeit. She was like, I'm going to put on thishuge concert at the Hollywood Bowland people will come to me and she was right, it's sold out,looked amazing, she sounds betterthan ever, I love her voice,but the feedback from it wasshe obviously, she did a lovely tribute
45:32sung Jolene and talked about Dollybut everyone was like, her likeaura felt a little bit off, she felt a bit...Is she still in mourning?Yeah, maybe. It's really soon.And she said she doesn'tlove performing. She doesn't love touringbecause she's away from home. So this was
45:48as close as it was going to get. Yeah, the pressureof performing, I think. Everyone was likeoh, yeah, they just felt it a bit.I mean, she sounded amazing. The concert looked supergreat. There was one bit she was walking down,entering, she's saying, we can't stop.And then just some chick,school, lifts up her boobies, shaking them on the big screen. Oh, wow. Okay. I was like,
46:05I got some boobies on the big screen. We've got boobies on the big screen. Nice, jiggly boobies.Anyway, the third bit of little, or third, fourth bit of little pop news, Harry Stiles, who's beenconcerting up in absolute storm in his tiny little shorthy shorts is reportedly making a concertdocumentary, sharing, you know, this huge concert that he's been doing, is making a documentarywith a guy called John Wilson.Okay.Apparently a very famous filmmaker.He's been doing that.
46:37That's coming out very soon for his Together Together tour that he's been doing.Absolutely amazing and everyone's all excited about it.Yeah.His concert have been absolutely incredible and this is a new song that he debuted.About...Who's it about?It's been two years, Haley, yes.Oh, sorry, yes.
47:00Lest we forget, she forgot.I forgot.He released a new song and not a dry eye in the house.And he was saying, I lost a very dear friend of mine.And this was Liam Payne's little lovely song.Everyone was like, do more disco.Do more disco, man.Yeah, it was Liam Payne.
47:20And not long to wait if you've got your tickets for Australia.You're going on.Yes, he's not too far away.When's he blowing in Australia?Next month.Yeah, end of November.November.In Melbourne and then Sydney.
47:31His concerts, like everyone's just doing these amazing.concert at concerts at the moment. His concert looks amazing. But yeah, lovely new song. That'll getcrying, Fletch. You're a huge... Famously, famously, I'm a huge player.Famously, he's a weper. Yeah. Anyway, big pop news. We're loving it. Play Z-M's, Flesh, Fawnan,Haley. Did your relationship start with an affair? That's what we want to know. Oh, 800 DalsZM or give us a little texting, 9-6, 9-6. I don't know if people are going to go on record.You can totally do it anonymously. Share with us anonymously.there's a couple of
48:06morning TVhosts Amy Roeback andT.J. Himes, I don't know who they are, but AmericanTV. Andthey had a scandalwhich was four yearsago and it all came out that theseco-workers were actually
48:21sleeping together and cheating on theirrespective spouses.Everyone was like, Jesus,like how's this going to go? Well, they justgot married over the weekend.Wow. Yeah, they just got married. Oh, did theyjust get their marriage license.No, no, no, they got married.
48:37Yeah, announced their engagement at the end of last year,just got married now.And everyone was like,we're just going public with us now.We just...And it all started with an affair.It all started with an affair.Somebody just, like, came out.
48:49Someone messaged in saying,I can see where this phone on top of it's going.I hope my husband calls him.Makes husband calls him.I mean, you can share it.I mean, you can share your story.5.04, for free to drop the dates.Yeah.
49:01So, like, it was just this scam.that was like, oh my God, how embarrassing for their partnersand it's all public because they work in the public eyeand da-da-da-da-da-da.Wasn't this a friends?Didn't this happen on Friends, an episode of Friends?They started the relationship as someone got into a relationship.Honica and Chandler.
49:19It was built.Were they cheating on some?No, there's no cheating with Monica and Chandler.No, no, no, no.It was somebody else then.Was it Friends?And they said that they, and then it came up that you couldn't trust the personbecause they got into relationship with you cheating
49:32and could they do it to you again?That's a question.But you're both cheating.If you've both started a relationship cheating,then, yeah.I mean, your whole relationship's what?Built on a foundation of cheating.So she was married to an actor who was on Melrose Place at the time of the affair.
49:46What was you acted from Melrose Place?I loved Melrose Place.Andrew Shoe.Andrew Shoe and I'm a birthday.Why do her?I can't really do this to a fellow Pisarian cusp.And he, the guy, was married to,sorry, this just took a twist.
50:07What? What?So, okay, so she was married to a Melrose Place actor.Yeah.He was married to another, a woman called Marily Fainberg or something.I don't know what she does, but she must work in the arts.The two that we're talking about now had an affair.They're exes.You hear about that all the time?
50:29That's a phone and topic in itself.What, has your exes hooked up?who now coincidentallyWhy would that happen?No, it happens all the time.It happens all the time.Trouble bonding.Surely not.
50:44Do you know anyone?Happens all the time.Yeah, some people I grew up with.Their parents did the swap.Sorry, this should be.And then they just, they find solace in the fact thatand then they find themselves in a similar situation.Yeah, yeah, they got done dirty and they've got,
51:01and then they, yeah.That's crazy.It's weird.It was Kathy and Chandler.Someone messaged in, Vaughn, you're dead right.It happened on friends.Everything's happened on friends.Anything in life has happened on friends.
51:13This is as always as a judgment-free zone.Like, did your relationship start from an affair?If you're happy now and you've wrote, you know, like,sometimes love, love, love, love.Exactly.That's the thing people find their people or their person.When they're like, holy moly.Yeah.
51:28Where do we stand on someone who's messaged into the showbut then it starts the message with,do not read this out on air?But you've messaged in.We won't call you.We get a lot of texts and say,don't call me, I won't answer, but here's my story.Yeah, well, I think we should respect that.
51:43Do not read out on air, they say.Oh, okay, wow.But then everyone at home's going to be like, tell me that juicy about story.Let's discuss in a song.Let's discuss in a song.And then we could read, we'll just involve it in other ones.And people won't know that that's the one that wasn't supposed to be read out.Okay, well, we want you to text in now.
51:599-696.Give us a call.0800 dials at M.Oh my God.your relationship start with an affair?It's, I'll tell you.It's juicy.It's juicy.
52:09So many people are being like,my ex needs to text in.There's so many.Cool, cool, cool.So they're still with the person, I guess.Where do we even start with this morning?Now, so many people are messaging on Shania Twain,Shania Twain, Shania Twain, I thought that they were messaging
52:23in requests.No.Shania Twain married the ex of the lady,her ex-husband cheated on her with.Shania Twain married...Shania Twain's ex.didn't stay with the woman that he cheated on her with, did he?She stayed with the woman's ex.
52:38Yes.Man, I felt like a woman.It happens.It happens.Okay, where do you want to start?My mother-in-law had an affair.By the way, cold reading.Okay.
52:49So here we just go.You know the family trees get very confusing.Yeah.Yeah.My mother-in-law had an affair with another married man while married to my...Shit.Okay.My mother-in-law, so my partner's...
53:04mom. Had interfere with another married man while married to my partner's dad. So married to his dad.Him and his dad used to drive past a work and see his car outside. That was 17 years ago.They've been married for 10 years and they're actually a great match. So we're not that mad.Oh, wow. It was just meant to be. Found that person. Yeah.My dad cheated on my mum, left my mum for the woman he'd cheated on my mum with. Then cheated on the woman that he cheated on my mum with.Wait, wait. And then married that one as well. We need pet and paper.Wait, what about Charles and Camilla?That would be the most famous one.
53:35Hell yeah.The relationship, the start was an affair.The three of us in this relationship, so it was quite crowded.That's my, that's my Diana.That's a good Diana.That's a really good Diana.One of the most beautiful couples I know started as an affair.I happened to be there the night it all started.
53:47While I don't condone cheating, I absolutely believe these two people were meant to be together.Yeah.At the wedding, do you just like, do you just miss that?There's...Like in the speeches?Well, it started and everyone's like...And now we're here.And now we're here.
54:0616 years ago, I had an affair with a woman when I was with a man at the time.I left him.I turned gay 16 years ago.We're still together.Also, she thought he was gay and I was just being a beard at the time.So I put the moves on and I reciprocated.Right.Anonymous.
54:22What started?Turn your radio down, please.Turn your radio down.Breaking radio rules.Anonymous.Good morning.What started as an affair?is it safe? Is it
54:34it's nice? Yeah, can you turn your radiooff, please God. Yeah, sorry.We do not want to tell you anonymous. You asked to be anonymous.We're giving you anonymous.Long time, listen to our first time call us.Hang on. Good.Get the Balvorn.I don't know how the radio does it like that, how it feedback, but I don't know.
54:49How it feedback.Out feedback.Well, we're broadcasting on it. The ever so slight delay.So that's why we can hear it coming.Yeah, it's ever so slight delay, depending on where in the country you are.I was told live on air.Live on air, slight, like literally, as you heard.Less than a second.
55:03Now, Anonymous, your auntie did this.It started as an affair.It started, no, it was her husband.So her husband had an affair with the neighbours.Okay.The neighbours, and then they partner swapped.So my auntie ended up with the husband.Oh, they did that?
55:19Now, do you have to hire a trailer to move?Chuck it over the fence.Or just go over the fence.Yeah.Literally.And are they still together now?My auntie, yes.They're all still together.
55:32My auntie still lives in the original house that she was inand then her ex-husband and the neighbour ended up moving away.Okay, probably for the best, I remember.You don't want to see that every day.And are they still friendly?No.No.Isn't that insane?
55:48And now they're together.Yeah, and like they had kids and stuff.So, like, their kids knew each other because they were, like, neighbors for years.Take the fence down.Take the fence down, playtime.What a mess.Yeah, you'd think they'd just stay next door.I know.
56:03It's so confusing.It's leaky.That Morgan would call it.It's bloody leaky.My dad was married to my,oh, thank you, Anonymous.Thank you, Anonymous.I'll tell you what,
56:13you're really made up for thatfeedback at the start with the great story.Great story, great first time on the show.Yeah.Thank you, Anonymous.My dad was married to my mum'solder sister,cheated on my mom's
56:27older sister with my momand then he married my mom.Oh, okay.Good God.Started with an affair, got pregnant with twins.He was also seeing a third party.I've raised said twins solo since birth, never to be seen again.Oh, so that's not really even fitting of the...
56:47You're not with the relationship from the start as an affair.But it started as an affair and then they got pregnant, so that was definitely a relationship.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Okay.There's so many.My ex-miss has got with Mr. A, her brother.got with Mrs. A.So the child belonging to family A
57:06had both parents at allnew family functions.Right.Absolute mess.Now we've been hit with a neckminton.Small towns? Yeah.My old flatmate was the other woman,neckminner, pregnant, got married,
57:22stayed together five years, then he went and did the samething to her. Oh.Once a, always a...Yeah, that's true. Gemma joins us.Gemma, what happened?Um, my brother-in-law, his mother and father are currently together.But, and they used to be childhood sweethearts.Right.
57:42When, um, so my brother-in-law's father, let's call him Bob.Okay.So Bob got with Trace's sister.Okay.And they had an affair.Yeah.Then later on had relations, had children together.But while that was happening, he was still.
58:01seeing his childhood sweetheartTracy's sister.Okay.Yeah.Vaughn's drawing a diagram.Wait, so who is he with Tracy,but he was still seeing Tracy's sister?Correct, yes.
58:16So, and amongst all of this,there was lots of children born.So Bob's a breeder.He's a breeder.He's a person.He really knows.Can he impregnate it?He, so now,
58:28present day, my brother-in-law,his half-sisters and brothers are also his cousins.No.We're staying too close to home.I think if you longed into Ancestry.com or just error?Yeah, this is going to be big, like, royal family.You know, they just stay too close.Jim, and that's a mess.
58:47It is a mess.Thankfully, it didn't happen in this country,and I'm no longer a part of it.I was going to say, and you're only connected to these people through a marriage.This isn't a blood situation.No, not a blood situation.Yeah, right.Okay, well, that's a good thing.
59:00Gemma, thank you.Some messages.Did it start with an affair?Did it start with an affair?A 35-year-old female hair been with Hobby for 12 years.13, if you'll count the affair year.Four kids together, still going strong.I like to think my kidney failure is now the universe reverse punishing me for this.
59:17Oh, okay, a bit of karma.I'm sorry to hear about your kidney family.Yeah, that's terrible.Oh, sorry.Do you want to give her a kidney?I've only got one.So that would be death.Might have cooked.
59:26Fletch.Fletch, you probably got the best body of us all.I think I've got good kidneys.You got great kidneys.But I'm sorry, using both.Are you?Yeah.Abusing both.
59:36I met an amazing 85-year-old man.Let's call him Archie.Archie.85-year-old.His wife got sick and was going to die after a few drinks.I said, sorry about your wife.And he winked and said, you know she's a twin, right?Archie.
59:50Wait, you know she's a twin?Also, he's with the twin.He's implying that he's also engaged with the twin.He's just got a sort of exchange for a fresh one.Again, I don't get why people cheat on exactly someone that looks like their girlfriend or wife.No, you've got to go, like, shopping around, taste the rainbow.Yeah, exactly.Get out there.
01:00:08It's a big world.My now stepmom and dad were having an affair while my brother and her daughter were dating.Oh, okay.So that's no longer dating, but their parents met and hooked up.I would say this was one of the most confusing phoners.There are so many messages that I'll be like, I'll share this one.And then I get halfway through, I'm like, hang on.How does that even work?
01:00:29And but how many people's ex-partners are getting together?That's surprising.My half-sister is two months younger than me and my mum and dad are still together.So dad.Wow.Dad.Mom forgot.Dad had two print.
01:00:44And the kids on the same.The Z&P Podcast Network.Play ZM's Flashhorn and Haley.Fact of the day, day, day, day, day.And do do do do do to do do do do do do do do do do do do do.And fact of the day is what are you by St.No.Eight pieces of.
01:01:13No.No.Chicken.Sats sushi the day.There's it.I'm sorry, Vaughn the sponsorship hands concluded.It's concluded on Friday.Did they pull out?
01:01:23No, they didn't pull out.It was always agreed that that would be the whatever, how many months it was.That's a shame because it was the cleanest and the sort of quickest he's gotten into it.He remembered, I know.And here we are.Don't need to do it.You got to let it go now.Why did they leave me?
01:01:36I don't know if they left you.Today's back of the day.Do they're not proud of me?I don't know.I don't think they really knew what to do with you.Okay.Well, you're free now.Are you packing a sad?
01:01:50Always packed a sad.I know, I'm confused.I finally was getting used to a new routine and now the routine's been pulled from under me.I might misbehave.What if he has to learn a difference if it's,If another sponsor comes on for Factor of the Day,has to learn a complete different thing.Today's Factor of the Day was brought to you by, you know,
01:02:05Susan's laundromat,get Susan's Soapy Sud special for 745 every Wednesday.And then you're going to be like...Why is Susan charging $7.45?Because that's what it costs.I will say.I had an issue with it being $8.40.Really?
01:02:18I will say.The 40?Make it 9?No, make it 8 or 8.50.Well, no, because it's just the number it is.Inflation.We don't.Do they 840?
01:02:27It's no 8.50.I'd rather pay around 8.50.Wait, but what if they come back as a sponsor next week?You're going to be okay with 840?I will suck it.For them.I mean, I mean I'll suck it up.Yeah.
01:02:39Well, anyway, we don't need to worry anymore for now.Well, I can't help but worry now.I know.This weird little brain of minds become used to a habit.Now, the habits have to change, and I don't know what to do with myself.He's spiraling.It's facial hair week here at Factor Today.We're going to be looking into facts about facial hair.
01:02:54And today we're talking about Alexander the Great.Oh, yeah.Now apparently in 331 BC, 331 before Christ, just before the Battle of Guagamela.I'm sure that's how it said.It is.It's what is now Northern Iraq.I love whenever something he was happening ages ago, someone's like, modern day Iraq.It's always Mesopotamia.
01:03:18Yeah.Gorgonzola or something.This one was Guwagamela.And now was northern Iraq.apparently AlexanderBut this was his attempt to take the Persian EmpireOne of his officers said, is there anything further to do?He said, shave the Macedonians.
01:03:35Shave them.Shave the Macedonians.Macedonians grew big beards.The man were the bigger your beard.Oh, okay.You've seen 300 in that sort of area of time.The beard was a big thing, but he said,get rid of the beds because in close combat,
01:03:49they can grab the bed.Oh, yeah.Pull you on your horse.It's like chicks on your Courtney Place.What?You may get a handful of hair extensions.I rip them out.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:04:00Oh, yeah.You can't have anything waving around.It's just a flap to grab them.The beard, that makes sense.Yeah, so apparently he was a big fan of Plutarch's life of theosthasius.Plutarch.Yeah, Plutarch, the guy that did the games and the Hunger Games, not him.Plutarch's passage about cutting your hair short so enemies couldn't grab it.
01:04:23Okay.So he's like shaved the Macedonians.Right.So he banned facial hair in his battles with the boys of the big beardsbecause he wanted it, he wanted the beards gone.Okay.Right.So they couldn't be grabbed.
01:04:38So other times the beards were banned in Russia, Peter the Great,personally shaved his nobles.Personally.I'll shave my nobles.It's one of those showers when you're going to have a long shower and you're going to shave everything.You don't, yeah, don't ignore the nobles.Shave my nobles and I'll shave my Peter the Great as well.Might as well
01:04:55It would be weird if there was still hair on PeterThe great if the nobles had been shavedYeah, it would be.So he said there was going to be a beard taxSo you justBut the peasants and the priestsWere permitted to keep themBut the nobles had to be shaved
01:05:07RightIn Japan there was the Edo periodBetween in the 1600sThey had to shave their beardsAnd all facial hair in whiskersAnd they had the front of their head shavedAnd they were only allowedThe samurai top knot there
01:05:22Oh.Communist Albania also banned the beard.Dictator Envid Hotsha said men's hair was never allowed to be longer than four centimetersand they weren't allowed any beds.The medieval church.Also modern Central Asia, apparently.In Tajikistan, no, I'm not saying that right.Help me out here.
01:05:40I've said too many places names.I'm still stuck on Gogol.Gorgonzola.Gagamal.Gagamal.In northern Iraq, he hunted that he just wanted to eat the smurfs.Yeah.Okay.
01:05:51The smurfs do look.Yum.I'd eat a smurf.I'd have a smurf cab.I think that'd be like dry.Dry lollies.Dry lollies that have been in a dairy for two years.Yeah.
01:06:03You know what to get it?Really?Yeah.Kind of get that white pull on it?Oh yeah.You didn't that be gummy?Yeah.Hard, yeah.
01:06:10Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.But dry and substanceless.Like a big dry wine gum.A big giant dry giant wine gum.A big giant, dry giant wine gum.You'd suck. You'd suck a smurf rather than bite the smurf.
01:06:20No, I wouldn't even do that.I wouldn't even.Just go for a sour coke bottle, to be honest.Yeah, I have a fizzy Coke bottle.I reckon I'd go smurf tapis and I'd have them all on skewers.You reckon?A little smurf tapis going on.So today's fact of the day is, initially,
01:06:33it was Alexander the Great that said shave the Macedonians.And your nobles and your Peter the Great,so we're going to get rid of these beds before battle.Fact of the day, day, day, day, day.Do do do do do do do doDo do doDo do doPlay ZEMs
01:06:58Flash for an inhalerBut I do want toI'll issue an apologyNow I won't take full responsibilityOkayObviously we had a couple of wines on stageAnd then afterwardsWe get to the Duck Central Bar for our after party
01:07:11It's a huge lineWe're so excited to have our photos with everyonePeople get buying our shotsI won't apologiseFor a Jose Queer voteNow you might beMake too muchI'm a tequila snob.
01:07:23I'm a tequila snob.That's, and you just, yeah, I could tell.It all tastes like, Jeff field to me.Yeah, drink it.No, thank you.Everyone was coming up and they kept saying,they said, oh, you must be so over this.And we were like, no, we're all good, we're going.
01:07:35But everyone would arrive with a drink for us.For record, I'm a vodka cruiser shot guy.Just saying.Shots of vodka me.Raspberry cruiser.Yeah.I love fireball.The Jose Cuervo was rough as gut.
01:07:48And I reckon it was towards the end.when we had to wrap it up.We weren't going to get through everyone.And then we sort of get into the partyand we're joining the party with everyone.And the Jose Cuervo's hitting.And it was a little bit of a swamp moment.And a listener came up
01:08:06and was really adamant to show me a dog.Okay.And I just wanted to go and not look at a dog.Okay.And I want to apologize because in the momentshe showed me the dogand I said that is the ugliest dog I've ever seen.Hey, Lay.
01:08:22I love when you do that to people.Isn't this so cute?No.It's not.It's an abomination.You just meant to lie and say, oh, that's cute.It's like, no, I don't want to see your dog.I don't want to see your dog.
01:08:34Look at this dog.Look at my dog.And I said, that is the ugliest dog I've ever seen.And listen, that's not me.That's not of my heart.And I know, you know, I'm sure the dog was cute.I just was, I think I was done.Can I rewind?
01:08:47Can I rewind back to the Christchurch life?show. Two things.There was an empty seat right at the centerat the front. Who didn't turn up?Center front. I guess someonehad other play. Maybe they went to Olivia Dean.It was a nemesis.Who put that there. It was one when 50 cent
01:09:03bought Jar Rules tickets. Yes.Be like, yeah, you sold out 2000.Apart from this front and center. Secondquestion. Now, I've got no problem.I've always said, I don't believe the showhas a demographic. It's a psychographic. We're notspecific to age. We're here to have a good time.Yeah. Don't punch down, punch up.
01:09:19punch each other have a good time.There were some older ladiesat the front right-hand sideif you were in the crowd in the front rowand there was three of them and they weresometimes they looked shocked and appalled at the content.How did they end up there?I always think there's some shows, eh.
01:09:35Are you okay? Like you can leave if you wantyou, there's...Because you've had this with your live showsand people are like, oh, I'll just give this girl a chanceshe's on the lovely baking show on Lily.Yeah, I've had it before. I think the worst one was inAustralia and same thing, there's a woman in the front rowevery reference, and this was the show
01:09:52I made about smut. And everyreference, you could sayyou're going like that. And I did,I paused and I said, listen, I thinkthis isn't for you. And I thinkgo, you know, like I'm not offended.No, she stayed around for a bit, but Ithink just made it worse. You know what I mean?
01:10:10I was like, oh. Yeah, I don't know. I would haveafterwards, when I went back out, they were gonebut I wanted to say, I'm really sorry, I don't know who drewyou into this, but, and you know,You probably just came along to the town hall thinking this is a lovely, classy establishment.Yeah, the aven.Because they probably thought it would be a symphony orchestra or something.They probably did.
01:10:27Fletch won't and Haley.They probably thought, well, they're three tenors.Yeah.Well, what a blast.We're exhausted, but well worth it.It's so nice to connect with everyone.And I hear you guys met striking Minge Scar.Oh, my God.
01:10:38We did.We did.We did.We did.I'm sitting there and Fletch, you were just about to come around the same corner as me.And there was a chick anderick, so you keep looking.I was like, okay.what's going on here having a purve at my crumpets.
01:10:52And then she just stood up and she said,Haley, I'm so sorry.I'm striking Minge scar.And her husband was like hands over his face.So mortified.I was like, oh my God.And then I wheel my suitcase up.She's like, Fletch!
01:11:05Fletch is striking Minge scar.Did you see it?No, because we were literally at Child Sister.We're at the cafe on the street outside.It wasn't appropriate.I wouldn't have, I wouldn't have,personally, just because I don't.Minge.
01:11:20You personally,personally,I don't,I don't Jose Quever,he doesn't minge.We've all got our preferences.The ZM Podcast NetworkPlay ZM's Flesh,
01:11:32Fawn and Haley.So I think a lot of peoplewould have come up against us.You get to a venue,an arena,a stadium or something,and you've got your handbagand they're like,
01:11:40that doesn't fit.There's strict handbag policies.I, you see like towersor piles of water bottles.Water bottles?Like everybodyEverybody brings their fillable bottleAluminium bottle
01:11:52At the weekendIt was A4 size bagsNo bags bigger than A4No umbrellasNo nothingsNothingA4But in what dimension
01:12:00LikeCould it go as deep as you wantA4On the sideBut then it goesA sleeping bagWhat does that have to beA4
01:12:06Well then you're taking a boxAren't youYeahCould you take a boxAnd be likeYou said A4Yeah like a filing boxYou know
01:12:13Like you'd stackLike you'd stashImportant filesWith the hat's got ahandle too.Yeah.That's A4.Come at me.
01:12:21It's literally made for A4.So there's a huge trendonline of people who have gottenthere and realize that their bags are too big.So they've stashed them in bushes,stairwells, you know, under trees or something.And that can be expensive.It's that or get turned away.
01:12:37Yeah.And if the concert venue is out of town or far away,then what are you going to do?A Beyonce fan shoved to a Saint-Laure bagunder a porta potty to get in.Oh, no.You know, one of the, that was at the gate, and when she came back, it was gone.And Ariana Grande fan left a shakamas bag outside the Barclays center
01:12:56and watched a stranger take it away when she got through the gate.There it goes.So the hack that people have been sharing online, I mean, it kind of is subjective to where you are,unfortunately.She was lucky enough to have a six-foot-five.The first person who shared this had a six-foot-five husband,and he was able to reach into a concrete wall,and there was a crevice, like a crack,
01:13:18and he thumbed this bag in there.And, like, so it was so tall that no one would be able to get it.So now people have been copying.Girls get there and they're like, oh, you know,I can't take my bag in.Jump on each other's shoulders and find a really high,I don't know, structure or a wall or a bit of scaffoldingwhere someone on the ground's not going to be able to find it.
01:13:40And so the higher you can get, people are just stashing bags and sacks of things.The bag hack is still hide your bag,and hope no one steals it.Oh, the bag has hide your bag,but you've got to hide it high.Yeah, right.So instead of stashing it under something in a bush,under a tree, the girls are going,
01:13:54how high can you get your handbag?What are us guys going to put our things in?If you get your bags.Your damn blessed pockets that you've been blessed with,that we weren't blessed with.Yeah, okay.And what are you bringing in it?Nothing stopping the ladies from getting a nice pair of carkey cargos.
01:14:08You all remember the fish fest.That'd be great.Yeah, yeah.Oh, the pockets have a travel hat.Could be a concert hack.Yeah.Lip balm.Self.
01:14:16phone, battery charger?They were patting down people on Saturday night.Yeah, they always do.But they didn't pat down my daughter because they said to her how old are you and she said14 and they just waved her through.You can't pat down a 14 year old.Okay, so let's put bottles of booze in a 14 year old's pockets.Yeah.
01:14:30Great idea.Sort of use them as a big new.Next time have Indy, like, clink, cling, cling.We've only got a few months.She's going to be 15.She's 14, don't you touch her.The ZM Podcast Network.Play ZM's Flash forun and Haley.
01:14:46Now, we want to talk now about the things that you've got, I've got to give this to me.I've got to give this to so-and-so.And you've got it sitting somewhere or sitting aside?Oh, my God.I actually have a router, an old router at my house.You've got to give that to him, our friend Mike.And it's just every time.But you see Mike all the time.
01:15:02I know, I see Mike all the time.I've got to give him the router.Yeah.And I said to him, can I just throw this out?He's like, no, I need that.He needs it.And he's been to my house so many times.And it's, I keep forgetting.
01:15:11Because he collects routers.It's out. It's on the floor.and I'm going to see him this week.I'm going to give it to him to take to the Hillary Duff concert.Yeah.Do they let you bring a router into Spark Arena?No, I don't.Because then I'm, I think I'm the only chick coming with our group,
01:15:24and I'm not handbagging that.With the handbag in the router.We just talked about that.It's a little router.It's no router.And there's a couple of chords.I've got to give it to Mike.I hate that.
01:15:33Hang over you, eh?I ticked one off.I had a photo of our friend Alice's granddadbecause her grandparents and my grandparents were friends.Right.Cute.And my dad had this photo and he's like, oh, this is Alice's granddad.I was like, that's such a cool photo.
01:15:47It's like an old Polaroid style photo of just this old mate sitting there mid yarn.Yeah, nice.And I said to Dad, do you need that?He's like, no.I'll give it to Alice.Now, I've had that for months and months, months, months, months, months, months.Alice lives in Christchurch.I obviously don't.
01:16:02So, and I didn't want to post it.Because it costs $8,500 dollars.Because last time I tried to post something to a friend, it got all the way to the UK.They went through the US and then came back to New Zealand.Oh, God, that's right.$5,000.And do you know what New Zealand posted to me the other day?What?
01:16:14If you've still got the receipt, we can do this again.Who, who, who, why would I have the receipt?Why would I have a receipt?Why would I have a receipt?Why would I have that?Um, so I was like, I'll give it to her in person and we've crossed paths a few timesand I've always forgotten to give it to her.Ticked it off the weekend and it felt good.
01:16:28Oh, finally.Take that.That's off.Done.I've got my, my friends who I married three years ago.I've still got their, the hard copy of their paperwork, their marriage certificate.Oh, see, that's a month.You must get that back to them.
01:16:40It's just in this folder.and my friend Jordan keeps being like, you've got it, eh?I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've got it, I've got to get it.They might need that when they absolve their marriage.Yeah.Nah.I like when it's big things, though.I must give that, like, it's a giant lawnmower or something.
01:16:53I've still got your bicycle in my head.Don't get rid of that.Your father wants that back.Yeah.And you're just like...Then your father needs to come and get it.Yeah, I can't have that.So, this is what we want to know this morning.
01:17:03Oh, 800 dollars at M. text through 9-696.What have you got that you need to give to someone?Maybe it's in the back of your car.Maybe every time someone gets in the back of a car,you're like, oh, and I'll just put it in the boot,and then it's out of sight, out of money you completely forget.What's it got on you that you need to get back?Take some room you're always meaning to give it to them.
01:17:22Yeah.And then even when you see them, you forget.Or it's like, shit, I'm seeing that person today,but it doesn't make sense to bring it.You know, we're going to be out at a restaurant or something.That's the thing I'm going to see them the rear time I'm seeing them,and you're like, oh, I'll bring that thing,and they're like, oh, no, because we're Uberring in.
01:17:37Yeah.Well, I don't care.We didn't have a car to put it in.I'm giving Mike his router at Hillary Duff concert.No, no, that's a nightmare.Can you just check Spark Arena?Are you allowed to bring a router?Okay, Sparkorina, FAC, that'll be under the FACUs.
01:17:51It's quite a tall one.I'd say it's like...No, you're not bringing that in a sport.It's almost a foot tall.It's a big daddy one.Could it be used on the Spark?Well, maybe.We can make a little mini Wi-Fi.
01:18:02It would be wild if we can stream our Hillary Duff.Because when it was Vector, you were allowed to take a multi-bulb.box? You're allowed to take your power lines as well.Yeah, you're allowed to take a power line. So it depends onthe sponsorship of the arena.SparkREN. Can I takemy modem? It is a Spark one.Is it a router? It's a router. What's the
01:18:21difference in a router on a modem? Same thing?I don't know. I don't know. It's got a heaps of plugson it. No, you cannot bring a modem into Spark Arena.No. Of course you do. Laptops, tablets,general video or recording equipment,prohibited. Unbelievable.Bag size restrictions, 30 centemboes by30 centimeters.
01:18:36Shurish emits.Two, shish emits. You know shirtis.You watch me.I'll do it.Some messages in.What are you trying to get back to someone that you've been meaning to?I borrow my friend's VCR player.I still need to give that back.
01:18:51It's been years.Yeah, I don't think they want that back.No, but no, because what if they have some stuff on VHS?Oh, like family movies?Yeah.Because you can buy a plug to chucking your computer rate to convert it.Yeah.That's something boomers always wish they could.
01:19:05I would need to convert this.It's like, yeah.Yeah.Someone said you should just post it to Mike.No, have you seen how much postage is?Oh, postage is insane.Yeah, plus they see him weekly.Sign.
01:19:17Yeah, I know, but yet you still have it.You know, like obviously that thing's not working.Someone said Tupperware container?Classic.Yeah.Classic.How many containers at your house weren't actually yours and origin.And then you're like, I didn't give you your bloody tea towel and your tupperware.
01:19:34I'm sorry, but they'll get it next time you're over and you just don't.You just end up with people's crap.Someone said, I've got a hoodie of my exes.I need to get back to them.They've written that off.They message about, no, they don't.They message about it.And I say, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:19:45Well, that's on then.Just leave it in the letter box.I'll pick it up.Say that.I saw my friend's dress that I borrowed for a school disco.We're 24 now.Okay.Probably not.
01:19:56I mean, dear I say, you might not fit it anymore.Oh, no.Because you say, I saw the same size I was when I was 12.I was going to say disco is very primary school.Yeah, disco.School dance is high school.Yeah.Did library books count?
01:20:10Yep.Not really got to get that library book back.Wellington did the amnesty.Yes, they did.You're all good. Everyone had late fees, fines.They all got white.They just wiped.So do you reckon if you've got a library book
01:20:21and they're fining you wait for the next amnesty?Do you mean when Netflix was DVDs that arrived in the post?I used to keep them all for time and be like,oh, I got lost in the mail.I borrowed a friend's baby capsule.For my baby.They were like, here, my baby's finished with this capsule.you use the baby.
01:20:38This is the seat that they go on in the car.Oh, yeah.But then if that person didn't have another baby,they wouldn't need it.Probably just like who cares.And they do have an expiry date on them.Do they?Yeah, they like milk.
01:20:48I don't think you're like milk.They go lumpy.They're like yoga.They go lumpy.Yeah, right.Oh, someone said, I've actually got my mate's trailer.Except now he doesn't have a car with a towball.So it's like, you hold onto the trailer.
01:21:01I think you got yourself a free trailer.I think you got a free trailer.I'd love a free trailer.I'd love a trailer.Now, this blows people's minds.I don't know.You don't have a trailer.No.
01:21:09I give trailer energy.Look at me.You do.You've got a tow bar too.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.There's just nowhere to put a trailer.I've got the Ute.I've got lots of places to put a trailer.
01:21:17No, I don't have a place.Most people don't have places.Oh, I don't put the trailer.Well, if you buy a trailer owner can live at my house.Well, thank you.And then you sort of like, I need the trailer.We've got joint ownership of a trailer.No, we've got joint ownership already of a bloody ninja slushy.
01:21:32Oh, no.Someone said I borrowed my nana's cake tin.And I said Nana will bring it.her back to her and she said yep and then she'sdied and now I'm like I've inherited theCakedin but I really want to give it back to Nanawe've a friend's log splitterI asked my partner if we should take it back and he said no
01:21:49mate wants us to have it a little bit longer so he doesn't have to splitwood in the weekendsthat just means every weekend we're doingon the wood splitter yeah he's got you therehe's actually a fair pointplay ZDM's flesh for one andHaleyLet's fight it's so silly silly silly
01:22:09silly that's sillysilly little pollas where's your favourite spotrelax slash rough.The options, bed, couch, outside or other.I reckon I'm couch.Oh, in summer though, how good's like a, I don't know, a hammock or a outside furniture,lounger, yeah, on the glass.I voted outside and then was quickly told I actually can't sit still when I go outside
01:22:40because I'll always just see something that needs to be done and then just potter around.But that's my way of relaxing.I'm an active relaxer.Yeah.I'm couch and TV.Beds for schnoosin and sexing.Couch is for relaxing.Oh, don't.
01:22:53It's part of the human experience.I mean, it depends.If you're in a flat, though, kind of...The bed might be the where you watch your TV as well.Yeah, my house is my house.Yeah, totally, totally, totally.Love a couch.I thought you were saying if you're in a flat
01:23:05because about the sex and in the bed on the couch,that's risky.Oh, yeah, not on the couch.But do you remember flatting, though,and being, like, just having the quietest,lame as like, plumb of the walls.Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.Yeah, no.
01:23:16Well, the most popular one at 49% is the couch.Bed in second place at 41%.Okay.Outside at 10%.And other, it says zero, but I can see the slettest little line there.So someone voted for other.Right.Some feedback police.
01:23:33Yeah.I just sit at the kitchen bench and doomscroll looking at the benches that the other half hasn't done, says Rachel.Yeah, I kind of like that.Sometimes I'll stand.Toilet.Oh, yeah.Oh, my gosh.This lady's name is Raphaela.
01:23:48Oh, Raphaela.The couch, the bed is too far away from the pantry.Rafael.She wrote anton Abenaros from the pantry.Beck said, always on the bed, but never an outside clothes.Oh, okay, so you got to lie on the bed and outside clothes.You've got to change into your jammies.Or your sweeties.
01:24:08Big fat shorts, you know, yeah.Or from a bex with a B-E-C-K-S to a Bex with a B-E-X,this beck says, Sparpool.I take up the whole thing floating on my pool hammock with a book.Yes.The recent sunshine has made it top-notch.Do you do a bit of rotting in your spa?Yeah, I will.
01:24:25Until you get, you're like, oh, I'm sweating now.Or you're just wrinkly.Yeah, really hot.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Alicia said, currently couch, but historically bed,it's way easy to watch the kids from the sofa,so it's more of a logistic preference than a comfort one.Right.
01:24:40Mason said, couch.It was either buy a new bed or a new couch,and since I do all my best napping on the couch,I had no problem dropping $5,000 on my electric reclining couch.electric or like one of those fancy movie couches.Oh my God.And the movie cinemas.Love.
01:24:56An electric glazier said,somewhere cozy and warm and in the sun.It sounds like it might be outsider in front of the ranch light on the floor like a cat.Ash, bed is for sleeping, couches for rotting.Tanya says, in the morning sun in the conservatory.Oh, yeah.Tanya might also be a cat.That's giving a bad cat energy.
01:25:14Sir said depends if snacks are involved.Couch if I'm having a treat, be it if there's no treats.Can I vote for all of the above, said Marie.Yeah, good.Yeah, I just want to rot.Today, it's a shame because it might be a nice day.It's giving a big rot.Yeah, yesterday after our live shows was a rock day.
01:25:29Yeah, rot.I just had no energy to do anything.I had lawns day yesterday. It was beautiful.Yeah, I actually did quite a bit. I went out.Yeah, yeah, yeah.You went out drinking. I was like wild.No, I had, goodness, in the sun, because it was beautiful in Auckland, went and saw a band.Yeah, love.
01:25:42Where is your favourite spot to relax and rot?49% of you?Say in the couch.Play.Zatems, Fletch, Vaughn and Haley.Okay, so Kema, we love when Kemadrops like a viral product that you're like,oh, goodness.
01:25:57You're going to be like, what's, it's the end of the show,we're falling apart, Vaughn's gone for a wee.Was there a technical issue?What happened?Did I drive through an out of reach zone?No, there was a hot, a hot, fella getting a coffee behind us.We've got to get these windows black out.I'm a professional, I'm trying to work here.
01:26:15I know, you can't be distracted by hot men.Heather Deplicey Allen would never behave like this.No.You know, she's here for the broadcasting.I'm back.So we love when Kmart does a viral item that everyone needs.Now, don't run because it's Australia only at the moment.It's a credit or debit card wand.
01:26:33So it's like a card holder with like a fairy wandthat you would slot your card into.And when you pay for things, you're like, ala-azam.Shazam, take my money and you just tap it.You know how it gnarled?Sometimes they've got the...wand on their F-plus machinesyou don't have to reach?
01:26:50You know when you're at thedrive-thru at McDonald's, you're like,oh, I'm going to have to, like, wind the windowand really stretch here.And then they bring in the stick ATM machine.You're just like, who invented that?It's brilliant.Thank you so much.
01:27:02Thank you so much.It was literally putting a stick on the ATM machinewith a curly cord.But imagine if you stick their stick.Oh my God, I just saw in the commentsbecause I'm reading this on Facebook at the moment.Hotel key card.Oh, yeah.
01:27:16You're not losing it.We go out for a night out.We've had dinner.We're coming back.Alikazam, it's in there.You find the wand in your handbag.The wand in your handbag.You know you've put that in there.
01:27:26This is so good.Apparently you can get like different versions of these already on Sheehan and whatnot.Do you think it's bad though because then it's going to make you feel like you'renot really spending money.It's magic wish spending.It's making parting with money fun.Yes.And that's dangerous.
01:27:42For sure.Especially if you're buying rounds at a bar.You're like, oh, pay.Yeah.Get the wand.Get the wand.and you're like, wait, did anyone else get around the whole night?Or did I just have my wand out?
01:27:51Yeah, it was you.So in Australia, or you can get them on all like the cheap,like Timo, Sheen's got them and stuff.It's surely coming to Kmart here, though.Surely.Oh, another podcast in the bag.The plastic bag.Are they back?
01:28:05No, no, still banned.Okay.They never left.That's where you come in with the Lion's born.Boy, man, if you enjoyed that.Okay.Oh, and if you enjoyed it,give us a rating and a review and be sure to tell.
01:28:17of your friends. God, I need some sleep.Play ZIMs, Fletchhorn and Haley.
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