Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 20th October 2026
00:00from the ZM Podcast Network.This is...Fleshwoman and Haley's Big Pod.Thanks to animates,making happy happen for pets.Hi, sweetie Hans.Hi, sweetie Hans.Well, the days keep coming and they don't stop coming.
00:13Man, I struggle to get out of bed this morning.I just get looking at the clock being like,how long until I'm taking the piss?Big couple of weeks for the sprawl.Well, for all of us.But here we are.Coming up on the show, 7 o'clock,you may have seen this announcement yesterday,
00:29or heard the announcement, Kings of Leon,performing a couple of days before Electric Ave in Aucklandat the Domain on the Wednesday.We are big fans.Big, huge fans.24th of February, Wednesday, live at the Domain.Auckland Domain, special guests, Ocellingale,7 o'clock this morning, a double pass to give away to Kings of Leon.
00:52So before they even go on sale.When are tickets on sale?Tickets go on sale.Live Nation pre-sailers are not...This Friday, oh sorry, this Friday and midday.And then general tickets are Tuesday.So a week today at 1 o'clock.All those details.
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01:30Yeah.Love them love.So good.So 7 o'clockThat will pass up for grabs.Your chance to go in the droid to get to South America.Thanks to Latam Airlines.8 o'clock this morning.
01:41Has my mum made the suggestion for silly little pole?Do you squeegee your shower?I think every boom of age mumwho probably grew up with a not clear glass shower.Yeah, they were sort of thick and green.Our first shower growing up was yellow glass with circles on.Oh my God.amazing.
01:59Yeah.Well, I've got a squeegee in my shower, but I don't bother.No, nobody does.That is today's silly little poll.You've got the top six coming up for.Yeah, look, heading into this election, I'll say,enrolled to vote and vote.Don't care who you vote for, just do it.
02:14Just vote?Well, it looks like we might have a hung parliament on our hands.We'll be lucky to have a coalition.The smaller parties are going to be what they call the kingmakers.Yeah, on election night, we might not know for a little while.Yeah, we might not know for a little while.So I've got the top six ways that decide a hung parliamentcoming up in the top six.
02:31I just go old school on it, I reckon.Next on the show, dirty, dirty Australians.Yes.Filthy bastards.We'll leave it at that for now.Play ZM's Fleshhorn and Haley.A new survey out of Australia has revealedsome disturbing, what they're calling,
02:49disturbing results.Disturbing.A lot of Australians are not washing their handsafter going to the toilet and they say that...I feel like we had this last year, too.Dirty bars.Well, no, but they're saying New Zealand is unlikely to differ.And from what I've seen in just our bathroom at work alone, I'd say 100%.
03:07And I'd like to speak on behalf of women, same goes.Really?You can be either at the urinal or washing your hands at the toiletand see or hear people behind you leave the cubicle where they've just been doing a number two or a number one.Oh, not a number two.Yeah, number one where you literally use your hands to pick up your sort of day junk.Touch the seat.Touch the seat.
03:29Touch the door.The accessibility, the accessibilitytoilets here at work.They've got their own sinkand I use that one exclusively.Yeah, I'll never...So I'd like to just go on record.I'll never judge someone that's left the accessibility
03:41because...Because you presume they've washed them in here.Yeah.Well, the food safety information councilran this and of coursethey're the people that deal with the peoplethat deal with our food.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:54God damn it.After a P, 277.percent of men, 19%of women said that they didn't wash their hands.Of greater concern,after a number two,13% of men and 10% of women.You put your hand in the general vicinity of your
04:11post-poo bumhole.They did not wash their hands after a poo.Not a post-pooh bumhole.Yes, your hands are withincooey of your post-poo bum hole.And you're telling me that you're like, oh, I didn't touch it.Now, on top of that,45% of men and 35% of women
04:28also said they didn't watch their handsbefore preparing food.I'm constantly washing my handswhile preparing food.Like just back and forth little...Yeah, because you get juices on your hand.You're like, I've got to wash my hands again.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:43You know, I'll have an allocated teetail during cookingthat's just for hands.I often tuck it in my waistband.Do you always find it weird when you go to a cafe or a baror a restaurant and you go to the use of bathroomand there's a sign that saysemployees must wash their hands.Before returning to work.
04:59Crazy we've got to remember that.Crazy you need a sign for that, but okay.There will be sometimes where you're like,you've been going about your day and you're like, right,we've got to cook dinner.Right, and get the ingredients out,you're chopping and stuff, then you're like,oh, I didn't wash my hands, my day hands.
05:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.At the last time I've washed like peeve,but since then I've touched like a thousand surfaces.Yourself included.Myself, on end, on end, on end, on end, on end.You've got to wash your hands,But I honestly, even though in these numbers you just read out, women are slightly lower.No.
05:29No.We're just lying because we're too proud.If we're going from work toilet incidences alone.With a woman who are in here, shit on the floor.Do you remember a woman chat on the floor at this workplace?Like literally three or four months ago.And we've just let that slide, haven't we?We just never.
05:46We did.Yeah, we have let that slide.Like on the floor, not in the toilet.A podcast investigation.Yeah, there should have been.Who's shout on the floor?This follow-up to that podcast.I will say that because we're on the ground floor here at work.
05:59So public can come in and use the bathrooms.But I will say a lot of people that work on level one and two.Also pop down.That's an age-old tradition at this company.I've seen them.ZB, old ZB host.He used to famously pop down before his morning showand do a dump on the floor that wasn't ZB's floor.
06:18Because he was embarrassed about it.He didn't want the post thing to be up there.Oh, I'm sorry, I read, I heard that as he used to come down,intentionally take a shit on the floor.Oh, no, no, no, no.Use the toilets.On the ground floor.On the ground floor.
06:31But I see people do it all the time and then they'll scurry up the little door.Yeah.Just use your own floor.Are we the poo level?I think we are, yeah.That's so mortifying that we are on the poo level.I demand to move up.Well, you can go up to like ZB's level.
06:45I'm going to use Mike Hosking's toilet today.I'm going to take a big...Mike Hosking gives big, doesn't poo anywhere other than home energy.He does.He does. He does. He gives a rush home in the Maserati to do a poo's there.Yes, yeah, that thing flaws it as well.He's got a bidet. He's got, you know, all that.He can talk to Kateway while he's there, you know?
07:04This is going so well.Play Z-N's Fleshhorn and Haley.From your local community Facebook page, this is the Top Six.Coalition of my Christmas, don't bet on it.Only a few weeks. What is it? What is it?end of this week, any next week,you're three weekstill the election.
07:25You've got to make sure you're enrolled to vote.The amount, I have had twoprevious owners of my house'selectoral roll letters cometo my house.Right. So they're just not voting.And what were they?They can still vote.
07:36Why? They're registered to my house.Oh, they're registered to otheraddresses. Yeah, they're not enrolled to voteif that's their address. Oh, that's terrible.Is that a thing?Yeah. You've got to change your address.Yeah, you've got to change your addressbecause they'll check on the day, right?
07:48And the youth numbers,were, what did I see someone post like 60% of 18 to 24?It's never good.If someone can convince the youth to vote,we'll be looking at a completely different country,but you're not going to be able to convince them.It's their future.But then you look around the world and like,
08:05there's the cockroach movement in India and in the France.Sorry, just drop it like that's something that we know.Oh, you know, the well-known cockroach.Oh.Do you not know that?No.The Prime Minister called them cockroaches.No.
08:18The youth that were protesting, and now it's become this giant movement.And then there's all the protests in France at the moment.I've seen in France.All around the world, like South America, Europe and like in New Zealand, everyone's like, oh, I can't be.What will it take?Like, it's insane.The rule is if you don't vote, that's fine, but just shut up.You can't whinge about it.
08:38You can't whinge about a single thing.And you know, it's quite fun.Winching?Yeah, it's fun to vote.It's all.Winging, voting.I like to do it on the day.Fletch, you always vote early.
08:48I got on the day, mate, it's the party of it all.Make it have a thing out of it.Well, no, because we've got...Would you like to go for a Guinness post-vote?I'd love to, depending on...Oh, no, well, I'm...Excuse me.I was thinking voting for Winston.
08:59We've got Dr. Shawnee's birthday party on election day.Yeah, I know, but that's where we're going to kick things off.Okay.We're going to vote.We're going to have a little Guinness, and then we're going to celebrate Dr. Shawnee.Dr. Shawnee and his...He'll be 15 to 20 minutes late for the party, no doubt.Doctors and all.
09:16I'm just going to scribble in his birthday card.Hey, this isn't the top six gags to make on your friend's birthday who's a doctor.No.This is the top six ways to decide a hung parliament because they're saying voting's very, very close.There's going to be some kingmakers.Winston's usually in that role, but the opportunity party's looking pretty...I hope he doesn't get in and they can just retire.Sicker that man.
09:36Yeah.He's like grumpy old prick.Have you seen that old pretty old print?The old footage in like the 70s when he was like a younger politician is like doing...He's talking about losing our culture and everything.quarter of multicultural is and the language and everythingand now he's like gone complete 180 and he's just some grumpy old put it.And he's just always like, oh we'll do this and we'll do this.
09:56It's like, dude, you've literally been in every government for the last 20 years.Yeah, and you've done it right.Yeah.Yeah.Anyway, we like to keep things quite apolitical.Yeah, as you can tell, we're not neutral.We're really neutral.You could never guess where we vote.
10:09Top six ways to decide a hung parliament number six on the list, the game of Bull Rush.Oh, yeah.Oh, fun.Good.Kingmaker has to go in the middle first.Yeah.That's the hardest one.Great.
10:20When you're in the middle by yourself.It's not going to have a good time there.There's a broken hit way.You can't move like you used to in the 80s.No, you just can't.Number five on the list of the top six ways to decide a hung parliament.I reckon chuck it on a coin toss.Yes, okay.
10:33Big balls.All red and black at the Cassie.Yeah, why not?Why not?Or red and blue.Oh, yeah, would be red and blue.Number four on the list of the top six ways to decide a hung parliament,game of musical chairs.
10:45but it's with the parliament shares.So they've got the parliament shares, but what...We take away one every time until there's one and then they get to decide.Again, not a good game for Winston.We'll get some of the oldies out of there.Yeah, pretty quick.Number three on the list of the top six ways to decide a hung parliament,paintball game.
11:05But everybody's playing with their political parties color paintballs.Oh, yeah.So like the redder there are, then it's a Labor government.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.All the eliminated people stand in there,and then you've got like Seymour,and he's been shot by Winnie,and Winnie's like, yeah, they love coming.
11:20They love guns, so it's probably their game.Everyone will be covered in pink.Yeah, the Greens will be like, I don't want to do this.Nah.Green, yeah, they're like, pacifist.Yeah.It's not going to get your parliament.They're like protesting, just getting hit with blue.
11:34Number two on the list of the top six waysthat decide are hung parliament?I say we hunger games.The Hunger Games movie comes out.We'll probably still be deciding on who's in chargewhen the Hunger Games movie comes out next month.Yeah, right.And we the voters are watching from above.
11:46Yeah, we're going to full Pan Am out.In the gallery.And then, like, rich people could, like, drop little care packages to Chloe if they, like, the Greens or, like, a clear care package.But rich people don't...Don't vote for the Greens.They tend to vote for the Greens, do they?No.Because they're like, eat the rich.
12:00Yeah.And they're like, no.Chloe does have a catnus energy.She does.She does.She does.And number one in the list of the top six ways to decide a hung parliament.Last, this is the radio in me coming out.
12:13last person with their hand on the beehive wins.Yeah, good.If they fall asleep.Again, Winnie's just not going to last his eyes.He'll be like, he'll light a smoke and he'll be like,take his hand off to put the smoke in his mouth.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.It'll be eliminated.
12:30Can't have a whiskey and a smoke in one hand and have one hand on the hive.Oh, off.Yeah, yeah, yeah.He'll be able to do it.He'll be a fekin.Anyone can do it.He can do it.That's the day's top six.
12:41Play.That ends.Flesh for an inhaler.Do you guys know David's bridle?No.It's like, I don't think it's on, you know, say yes to the dress or anything like that,but it's a very famous online and, you know, American bridal shop.Okay.
13:01That has often been on Project Runway and all these kind of things.If you know it, yet when you know you know it.They have just released a puppy collection.Oh, Jesus.Well, that's silly.So you and your bridegroom or whatever can...Okay, that's pretty cute.Can match your wedding dress of choice.
13:25There's a little white dress number.There's a little soft pink, flowy numberthat each kind of like correlate to a human dress or tuxedo.It's their puppy collection.Okay, puppies in a tuxedo pretty cute.Like, I just couldn't.They did a full runway show.There's veils, tuxedo.
13:43It is theExcuse me a littleThroat GurgleJust push its way throughYeah very cutePuppie collectionBut I because I know thatYou know animates does it's
13:54Well I'm just looking now to see if animates have aA little jackets and stuff of the winterEspecially with Halloween coming upGet your dog in a little pumpkinI love the ones where they look likeThey've got legs in their holding a boxYou knowYes those are cute
14:09Oh my God you put a dog and it looks like two menYeahOh my God you can get a little life jacketfrom anima.Yeah, but do you rememberour friends Alice and Brad had theboxer that nearly drowned and he hadto get a life jacket and go on to know swimming in the
14:21Wymat?Guys, look at the wedding, the bridal collectionof David's Bridal though. Okay, that's pretty, some of these arepretty cute. How much are thoseThere's a corgi and a pink bridal dress?How much is a corgi pink bridal dress?It's, I... 40 USdollars. Oh. Is that all? Yeah.
14:37Okay, I thought you were going to say $4,200.No, no, no, no. It givesthat that's what people would do, right?Seeing a corgi and a pink bridal dressLook at this, look at this dogAnd I really encourage you todayIf you're at work and you're just likeWhy am I here?
14:53Like I'm really, you know, it's nearlyThey're just going to get to ChristmasGoogle David's Bridal Puppy CollectionIt's just going to bring you so much joyI will say thatI'm not seeing a lot of Halloween stuffOn the Animates websiteBut there is a full Santa Christmas costumes
15:06For your dogsOh cuteYeah this is cuteI mean I honestlyI'm not a dog owner or really a dog person.You're not a dog.And I'm not a dog.I'm not a dog. I'm not a dog. I'm a human.
15:19I'm a human. But if I had a dog...That's exactly what a dog would say if it was trying to disguise itself as a human though.Guys, I'm not a dog. Guys, I'm not a rock.Oh my God, it came out. Don't tell anyone my secret.If it was your wedding day, this would be super cute.If I had a dog and I was getting married, or if I had a dog in general, that thing would wear clothes every day.Like, it would be the joy of my life to dress this up.work.
15:42ZM's Fletchpoint and Haley.Fletchfought and Haley, silly little poe.Oh silly, silly, silly that's silly.Sill little pole today is do you squeegee your shower glass?No, I've got one hanging in there.I've got a massive shower glass, but no.Can't be bothered.You can get the coating once it's clear and clean.
16:15You can put a coating on it.Yeah, I've got a coating on it.You still kind of have to do it, but not as often.Yeah.What's that stuff?Shower Witch?Or Tiger's Port.or there's all sorts of treats.
16:25There's loads of shower dome.No mice, no mold, no condensation.You get the buffer out once every couple of yearsin clean it.Put a droplety.So do you squidgey shower glasses today?Silly little pole.Yes, always. Only when I'm cleaning or no.
16:45Right.The lowest at 24% is only when I'm cleaning.Oh, okay.Then yet.Only when I'm cleaning.Yes, always.at 31%, but the highest is45% of people saying no.
16:56Yes, always is higher than I thought.It's stressful when you're flatting and youmove out and you've got to clean the showerglass and it won't clean. The limescale. Yeah, and you're just like, uh-oh.Definitely when I first got my new showerwith the new shower glass everytime, I was very vigilant.
17:13It's just soembarrassing. Even though no oneno one's watching you,but you're just squatting naked and you're gettingcold, it's yuck. And then you'reto flick the water off and there's a little bit of coldbounce back to your undercarriage.Oh, no, it's a no.
17:28Lee messaged saying, I had a wet bath mat,so I do it before I hop out to stop the waterdripping on the bath mat when I've got the open shower door.Oh.So they do a squeegee down to the bottom,flick it off and bath mat stays a little dry.Meg, I deep clean and then tell myselfI use it every time, then my ADHD laughs maniacally.
17:47Yeah.That doesn't happen.Deep clean. So it's only ever when I'm doing a deep clean.Megan said, I was so bad at squeegeing, I had to make it my New Year's resolution two years in a rowand I failed on my husband even robbed me for it in his wedding vows.Oh, wow.Ribbed you.Ribbed you.
18:03She said robbed.Ribbed you.I'd say ribbed you.If he robbed you during your wedding vows.You've been robbed.You've been robbed.Catherine said no, but only because it's curved.I'm sorry, you've got a curved.
18:17Maybe it's one of those shower doors.Those doors like, who.It'll be a corner unit.A corner unit.And it's rounded.You always feel like you're like really got a bit of space.I lived in a rental that had one of those.I was like, shoop.
18:28In the middle.I like, you're in a space pod or something.You've got to really sell it though.The little gap, the water will get out.Carl said, Weez is great for cleaning them down.He's pissing on a shower screen.Oh, please.Kiss him.
18:43Because then you've got to wash the piss off.Do you know I have?No, you know what?That's podcast only.Good work.I was going to say something that I just remembered.Remember when you guys told me you don't have to share everything?So we remember Haley.
18:58What have you announced?Haley, right, underneath that, Haley podcast, shower piss.Yeah, thank you.Does that'll spark it?Did you listen to the podcast, Fletch, when you were away that.No, I didn't.How did that go?Well, you, I wouldn't.
19:14I wouldn't listen.I wouldn't.I mean, for the listeners, that would listen.I'd say listen if you're a listener, but I wouldn't.I listened to your flesh.I listened yesterday and I was like,I reckon we should have started again.The whole time we're doing the podcast,
19:25we kept saying,let's start again, let's start again,but we never started again.God, Christaweller, well, I'm here now.You are really the keeper of standards here.Yeah, thank you.Lisa said 10 seconds of squeegeeing saves mehours of scrubbing water drop marks.
19:39Yeah, it's good.If we could all, like that, that's life.I reckon she's a good human.She's hanging up her clothes rather than putting them on the ground.Yeah.If you got like the full on paste and the proper pads,or a buffer on an electric drill or something.And you did that once a year.
19:55How much time would that take versus squeegeeing for one minute?If you're only doing it once a year, that's not enough.It's not looking good though every day.No, no.Yeah, true.I'm actually clean my shower today for that.If your parents did or do, then kids automatically will also, it's passed down to us.No, it's not.
20:11It's always like, did you squeege you the shower?And I'm like, no, I'll go back.Julie said no, because I have a shower over a bath.But I always appreciate it.A sharp.A sharp.What are you rocking, Julia?A curtain.
20:22One of those half glass things.Sometimes that's all the places can fit, though.Yeah, and if you want a bath and you can't have a bath and shower.Yeah, Courtney said, tell me you're over 50 without telling me you're over 50.Yeah, beer.I do when I go home to my mum, said Sarah, because everyone knows the wrath of a boomer mumand forcing the use of the shower squeegee.Yeah, I know that too well.
20:43Selling little polars do you, your shower glass?And 45% of you said no.Play ZM's Fleshbourne and Haley.Now, let's talk about fizzling.Fizzling is, you sort of think of a relationship fizzling is kind of like, oh, it's sort of fizzled out.Fizzled out.But actually it's a little bit, it's a little bit of an insulting way to end a relationship.They say it's cowardly, especially if the fizzling is led by one person.
21:10It's like gradually fading away with communication effort and affection, which essentially, it's like a non-committal breakup.It's because you, it's because you, what, you just don't have.You don't have the guts to just be like, you know what, hey, this isn't working for me.So I'm breaking up with you.And you hope they do it.Which, and it's because you're going, I don't want to hurt them, but this is far more painful for someone to be like, they're just like pulling away over an extended period of time.This sucks.Yeah.
21:35As opposed to being just like straight and communicative with them.Anyway, so talking about that, I was reading about this article about how terrible it is to fizzle out on someone.I want people to call us 0800 dial Z at M or text us 966 to admit.here and now how badly you ended a relationship.Oh yeah, great.Maybe it was a shitty little text, you know?Oh yeah, maybe it was a text.Maybe you just, you're in a relationship and you had something planned and you just didn't show up, you know?
22:05Oh, you just ghosted?You just ghosted them.Do you think, though, would you rather have a text than someone fizzle out on you for months and months?Yep.Just a blunt text.Let me for it.Like, just let me go.Yeah, yeah.
22:18Yeah, just a blunt text.I mean, it's horrible, but I'd rather have that than someone fizzling out.Which is extended horrible until you realize the relationship's done and then you've still been dumped.So then you've still going to do that.No, no, I'd rather short and sharpen to the point.Okay.Well, maybe it was, yeah, maybe, I guess maybe you were younger as well.But a bad behavior.
22:37Maybe you just recognized now that wasn't the way to dump someone.Yeah, I remember when I was, did we talk about this?When I donned a disguise?I'm sure we brought this.Oh, it does ring a bell.You put out a disguise.When I was 14 and I had a boyfriend and I wanted to break up with him.And so I put in different coloured contacts and pretended.
23:03What, like a twin or something.You're absolutely batshit crazy.Yeah, you know this.Why do you mean you pretend?He was just like, Haley.Haley.And I was like, these broad blue contacts.I was with my friends and I was like, Haley's not here.
23:18Oh, my God.I'm so embarrassed.I was bad.You're a lot, eh? You're a lot.So much. But wait, you didn't even pretend to be a twin or something?No, no, no, no. And I was just like, as myself.Anyway, listen.Okay.
23:30I think as adults as well, like, we think that we're so, like, mature and communicative.And then when it comes to doing something difficult, like ending a relationship, we do.We just get all, like, stupid.Maybe you left a little note under their door.Oh, yeah, okay.We asked this on Instagram and got some responses.Yeah.Someone said, like, a bad country song on a Walmart parking lot while in his truck.
23:49Oh yeah, that's like some kind of movie or TV show.It's like some real cliche.Demanding a divorce then getting COVID lockdown together a few days laterwasn't a great way to end.Yeah.And someone said, I took a picture of her during an argument and I said,look, I found a baby photo of you.Oh, we talked about that, didn't we?
24:05It's a good one.Callback.Really good, actually.Great, cool to be listening to the whole week because there's callbacks throughout.Well, we want to know now, oh, 800 dials at him, call us, text us, 9-696.Just admit how badly did you end the relationship?Well, fizzling is the seemingly harmless, but actually quite harmful way of breaking up with someone or ending a relationship.Fizzle out.
24:27Just pulling out.Just pulling back from the relationship.There you go.Thank you.Without warning, slowly but painfully.And we want to, we want you to admit how badly you ended a relationship or how badly someone did it to you.A lot of these stories are coming from people's younger days.Yeah, of course.
24:46And they look back and they're like, okay, that wasn't a way to break up with someone.mature, it's fine.Jessica, what happened?So I had checked out for a whileand faked a bit of a mental breakdownjust to kind of, you know, set things.I'm going to do one of those next months.We weaponised the MENTTP.
25:05Hey, man, he was used to me having them.Yeah, exactly.Just you know us women, we have these, you know.And I was like, well, can I take you on a bus back to your hometownto spend the week with your mum so I can get a break?Okay.Because he didn't drive.Okay.
25:19And...Ding ding, ding.Oh, many red flags.And then he was like, oh, you know, he come and pick me up.And I was like, actually, I can't afford to come get you?And he's like, oh, well, can you give me some money?Because, you know, also didn't have a job.Ding, ding, ding, ding.
25:37And I mean, can we get...30 seconds you've told us two glaringly huge red flags.Hey, I was very young and, yeah, we'll just put it down to life experience.experience. And so I was like, you know, I don't want to be with you anymore. And then he's like,how can you do this? And I was like, well, because I can. And then, yeah, about a week later,he's like, so are you going to come get me? And I was like, no. No, you did that. Not my responsibility.You do that thing that people do when they have chickens and they stop laying, but they don't want tothe chicken. So they drive it into the country and leave them there. And that's why roosters live in the
26:16Bush. You droveyour ex to the countryto just leave him there. He took himto a farm. Brilliant, Jessica.Thank you. Lily, how didyou badly break up with anex? Soat the time we were
26:32staying out in the country.So aboutlike 20 minute drive out of town.Okay. AndI decided we hadnothing in common, so I was like,we're over. And you need to leave.I love that you use the words.
26:48I decided we had nothing in common.Yeah.So he didn't drive, didn't have a car.Ding, ding, ding.And so I made him walk back to town.Oh, my God.How long would the walk take?Like an hour?
27:06Probably slowly longer.You said 20 minutes.I assume 20 minutes by car.Yeah.Yeah.Oh, okay.And that was that.It was over.
27:15Yeah, he tried to get me back a couple of times, but I was like, no, no, no.Okay.I wouldn't have wanted to be back with that walk.I was 17.You're right.You're right.He was, like, in his early 20s, so.Yeah, yeah, you're okay.
27:36Don't worry about it.You're okay.Lily, thank you.Taylor, how did you badly break up with an ex?Good morning.Good morning.I, when I was a teenager like 14 years old, maybe, I logged on to MSN back in those days,but you know how you could like log in, but be offline still?
27:55Yes.So I did that and I just took him out of my status and changed it to a different guy who, to be fair, was full of red flags.The original guy was not.And I just logged back out and let him see it.So you went from a flagless man to a flaggy man.A big red flagger.Yeah, yeah.But that move was probably a red flag on my part, too.
28:21Yeah.So he found out he was broken up with in your status on MSN Messenger.Said yet.That's not somebody messaged, and they changed their Facebook relationship status.And it was actually the person's grandmother that saw it first and messaged her and said, what's happened here?Oh, no.It's over.Taylor, thank you.
28:39Some messages.Oh, gosh.There's a lot.A few things.A few fizzlers.Someone said I knew it was happeningand I just let it fizzle outand then just ghosted
28:50in the end of things.Just fizzled it to the point of ghosting.Made myself wildly unappealing to be with.Yeah.Someone said,I broke out with my girlfriendthrough her sisterbecause I was too scared to do it myself.
29:02Oh,that was such a child,like a teenage thing.Yeah, like you can do it.Together for seven years,Sidwood fly to Auckland for her birthday.All her family and friends were going to be there.I said I had to work
29:13and I'll fill her up the next day.As soon as she left, I packed up the house and left her.No words were said.And I ignore her.We still live in the same town.I'm 45.This happened last year.Oh!
29:22Oh, my.How long were you together?They were together seven years.Oh, my God.That's wild.That is insane.I just packed up the house and left.I am.
29:33You always see that in a movie or a TV show.The person comes home and all this stuff's gone.I know.That's never happened in my life.Never hear of it actually happening.What are the legal side?If you were together for seven years,Like, did you leave half of it behind?
29:47Yeah, I don't know.You were just allowed to decide by yourself what 50% you take of things.He moved to Australia and started seeing somebody else and never officially got together or broke up.My ex-husband ended our marriage via text.No reason he just didn't want to do it anymore.Oh.Text?At least didn't fizzle out.
30:08But marriage via text is rough.Somebody said, I just broke off the mate, so I just left town.I let him find out for himself.It hadn't been a good relationship looking back.It was full of red flags.Oh my God.I dumped a boy at high school over Snapchat and I used the filter with the dog ears on.Looking back, pretty bad behavior.
30:29Yeah, but cute.Yeah.Like a little dog and you're like, you're a shit boyfriend.Clean up the skin, eh?Yeah, and there's no acne.Yeah.Looking nice.but I'm going to miss that skin.
30:43I broke up with him via voice memo.I just started talking and then when I sent it,it was 11 minutes long.Two minutes later, he replied with a thumbs up,so he didn't even listen to the whole list.I love that.You send someone a five-minute reel or something on Instagramand they respond straight away.
30:59Ha-ha-ha. Love it. They didn't watch the whole thing.Yeah.They've either seen it before. A five-minute thing, and they respondwithin three minutes. Yeah.You didn't finish my story.I reckon they've ever seen it before.Yeah. And I'd rather have a premature thumbs up or a ha-ha-ha-harather than seen it.
31:11Seen it hurts.Yeah, seen it hurts.Seen it really hurts.Just thumbs up it.The ZM Podcast Network.Play ZDM's Fletch, Ron and Haley.Very excited to be joined by Alice Osmond,who was the creator of the original,
31:27what do you call it, a web comic series?Yes, correct.Of Heart Stopper, welcome.Thank you.Thank you so much for coming in.Now, comics.Wimsyical drawings.drawings of a whimsical nature.
31:42Yes, very whimsical.But I mean, this is very, I'm going to say this is an antiquated take,but a lot of people would think of comics and they'd go immediately to superheroes.If they're not in the world of comics, they would think old school superhero comic books.But there's a whole other world that people might not know of web comics.How did you even get into it?I mean, being a teenager on the internet is how I got into it.And there was suddenly a whole world of comics, which were not about,
32:10superheroes. They were about real teenagers going through friendships and relationships and drama and things that are actually relevant to my life.Yeah. And then, because, can I ask how old you are? I'm 32. 32. Because I got into a little bit of, I was a bit emoy, gotty vibes. I'm 37.Sorry, it's new. It was like a couple of ways go. But I got into comics a little bit in the same way, like little strip comics that were like, you don't understand.understand me.This is my teenage experience.And then, so were you an artist before this, before, like, making them yourself?And you went, oh, this is where I'm going to put my art.Yeah, because I was drawing, since I was a tiny child, you know, I was always drawing cartoons.
32:54I loved Pokemon.I was a big Pokemon kid and was just like...Who is your favorite?Rightchu is my favorite.Really?Who's R-A-I-C-H-U?How do you spell R-A-I-C-H-U?It's the evolution of Pikachu.
33:06Why, Pikachu?A-P-U-P-T-T-T-T-T-E-C-C-C-E.It's like Curly Pikachu.Of course he does.I'm just learning Fletch so we can get in on this chair.Why Ritechoo over Pikachu?Because as a child, I felt that Ritechew is the only one who could defeat Pikachu.And so Ritechew is my fave.
33:20Right.You wanted Ash's Pikachu taken down.Lily.He's actually hijacked the conversation here and this often happens.No.It's Pikachu or trains.Pikachu or trains.Imagine a train powered by Pikachu.
33:34Yeah.So you start this comic, which has now had 124 millionviews, the webcomic itself,and then Netflix is like,can we have it? Yeah.What was that process? How did Netflixreach out? Well, it wasn'tNetflix reaching out initially. It was the
33:52other production company who are mainlyresponsible for making Harts Stofer's Seaw films. And theyreached out to me when Harts Stoblewas first being published and they were like,you know, we love Harts Stouper, let's makea TV show. And then I workedwith them for probably about a year and a halfjust developing Harts Dauper as a TV
34:09show figuring outthe tone and what it would lookand feel like and then I started writingthe scripts as well and thenit's so visual right so you'relike already like you want to havean essence of that in the TV showyeah exactly we wanted it to feel
34:25really like the comicsand then but once we felt really goodabout it at that point we pitchedit to Netflix and they werethe first people we went to because we were likeyou know this is kind ofthe place for teen TVand like they would be able to get it all over the world.
34:42Yeah.And they liked it.They loved it.It went ahead.So.And has everything changed since then?Is it just been like a whirlwind?Oh yeah.
34:50100%.It's been insane.Yeah.I don't even know how it would just,I don't even know how you would keep up with it.It's like so big and everyone like Fletcher.You raved about this show.Yes, it's so beautiful.
35:02And then like you also Olivia Coleman was the mom.I know.How did that happen?It's just beautiful.You got one of the biggest actors in the one.world.I know.One of the most incredible actors too.
35:12Her performance, it's like, it's beautiful.Yeah.I really couldn't believe that happened.And obviously, we were thinking like, oh, it'd be really nice to have a sort of bigBritish actress being Nick's mum.And we came up with a list.And obviously, Olivia Coleman was on it.And I was like, I mean, just ask her.
35:29Obviously, she's not going to do it.But just ask her.And then she did want to do it.You always frame it as like an Olivia Coleman type.You know, and you'd be like, someone like Olivia Coleman, knowing you.your heart you won't get them and then you're like oh no we'll just have her yeah yeah and joe and kitwho started in the tv show i like now massive yeah they're both got their parts on like the marvelcinematic universe and they were right there when were you happy like did you play a part in the
35:55casting you said olivia colma but these did you meet these guys and were like yeah yeah i was veryinvolved in the casting and we casted the show during covid so it was mostly on zoom whichmakes casting quite difficult.That would probably be one.I haven't been getting any jobs.It was through the Zoom lens.I went to drama school and I just haven't got a lot of acting work.Right, right.
36:20I think it was COVID in the Zoom lens.Thank you.That's actually shared something up for mewhy these jobs carry on.So you were very involved through the means.Yes, yes.So we had a lot of Zoom calls with themand they even did like a chemistry read on Zoom
36:34and then the very last thing we didwas a real in-person auditionand they were just perfect.Just perfect.So you're in New Zealand,you're doing two shows while you're here,one of which is hosted by at Carwin-Rates,our very own at Carwin-Rades.
36:53Amazing.Yeah, she's been getting nice and ready.Have you been to New Zealand before?Never.Never?Yeah.Yeah, we're all right.You're doing it right.
37:01I looked out the window to seebecause we always get really embarrassedwhen people just come to Aucklandand it's like grey and kind of miserable and crapAre you travelling around?So in AucklandYou've got Christ churchYeah but that's it
37:13And then you're goingWell you must come thereYou're busy busyAnd can I ask youBecause you know this has all gone so bigAnd you start off these comicsDo you still just dooddle and drawAnd is that like still your main passion?
37:27Yeah I doYeah not as much as I used toI think I've been so busywith Hot Stuff for in the past few years.It's sort of taken over my life a little bit.Again, that's what I'm not doing as much actingbecause I'm busy with the radio.Right, right, right.
37:42I can relax.Well, what we love to do when we have talent like yourself come inis we try to connect with you through your skills.So we've ourselves drawn a comic each or a little drawing.Okay.Again, just to sort of we're not drawing.My talent is not drawing.I'll say that right now.
38:00Yeah, my talent is not drawing.Okay.I'm not actually sure.I'm not going to say whether my talent is drawing or not,because I'll be the judge.So we're going to give you three drawings,and you've got to tell us which one is the best.Which one's the best?
38:13And who did, which one?And which one is most likely you thinkto get turned into a global sensation webcomicand then a Netflix deal?I'm just going to, I don't know which one I'll go first.This one.Okay.Here's the first drawing on now.
38:30Okay.So that's, that's the first one now.For the listeners, just Fletch Fawn and Haley,barely enhanced physically.Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.I gave you guys like six packs.Okay.And I gave me an itty-bitty waist and quite nice knockers.
38:44Okay.Alice, any feedback on that?Well, I love the style.I think they're very cutesy, cartoony drawings.Love the text as well, a bit of typography going on.Interesting, there could be points for typography.Very expressive.I think, um,
39:02Not saying that I drew this, but for Fletch, I don't know why the drawer had him in his speed hose.I think I sort of misread it.So with Vaughan, I put him in a crop top and made a little dress.Just got a bit more conservative.All right.Well, that's...Yeah, that's number one.That's number one.
39:21Sit on that, just have, you know, let that muse about.We'll go that one.Oh, the other way.No, other way up.There you go.Oh, there you go.Oh, okay.Train.
39:31A train driver.There's no depth to that train, though.There's no shading.It doesn't seem to be 3D.And it's sort of side on.There's no carriage.I mean, what's the story here?The driver.
39:43Look at them.You can't just say what's the story, the driver.He's happy, so I'm imagining it's all going swimmingly.Sure.For now.He's happy.He doesn't.I just up.
39:55Train tracks out.He's going to have to jump at.He's going to jump at.He's been quite a few years since you've drawn stick figures.It has been.Yes.Yes.Any tips on how to flesh out an arm?
40:04Because on the other one, the first one,everyone's got ripped muscles and six packs.Right, okay.And there's typography.Yeah.Any arm drawing tips?Well, not, I mean, using more than one line is a good start, I'd say.He's actually painfully thin.
40:21More than one line.Despite how much he tries to put on weight.Right, okay.Lots of protein.It certainly sounds like whoever drew the train,it's not in the lead right now.It's not in the lead.The guy who wished that drew the train,
40:30just wish he'd drawn some Pokemon.Now we didn't know we had a Pokemon fan on our hands.It's actually sort of embarrassinghanding our drawings to one of the most successful webcomers.But anyway, here you go, Ellis, that's the third one.Believe that has a real story to it.Okay, yeah, this has a story.So it's a cat.
40:47It's not original though, is it?Like, it's not an original story.It's not like cats are always chasing mice and cartoons.It's, you know.Yeah.I mean, kind of Tom and Jerry scenario.Very referential, isn't it?Yeah.
41:01Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.100 kage weight.Was Tom the cat or the mouse?Tom was the cat.Tom was the cat.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:08And he's holding a weighthe's going to drop it on the mousewhen it comes out of its whole.Yeah, it's a classic, isn't it?It's a great story there.Which one would you see, Alice?One is the best drawing,well, I think we'll do a point for that,
41:19and one is the most likelyto be turned into a successful showlike you've done.Okay, well, best drawing, I think, has to go to this one.So, Haley, that's me.That's my.Heyley's drawing the first one,okay, great.
41:33I mean, do you know what I mean?It's cute.It's cute.It's the expressive, they've got personality.Are you taking on an intern for your next project?I mean, maybe.Maybe.Don't.
41:44She'll just piss you about getting apart.She'll keep pushing this.Maybe there's this woman in her late 30s.She's sort of like got it together, but it's also falling apart.You know what I mean?Okay, and what would make the best show?Three sort of fun, strong, hot friends,train driver who's dangerously thin and under nutrient.
42:03Maybe there is a story there.Maybe there is.Or a cat waiting to crush a mouse.Well, I'm going to go with the cat, I think.Because there is a story there.And I want to know what's going to happen to this poor mouse.Wow.There you go.
42:17Thank you so much.Well, we're lovely to have you in the country and well done on all of your success.It's honestly just so great.And you're going to be with our very own carwin tonight in Auckland.That's a ticket master.Christchurch on Thursday.And that's wordchristchrach.com to NZ for tickets for that.Alice, thank you so much.
42:35Thank you.Play ZM's FlashWorn and Haley.Now, I've been approached twice by respected media news sources for comment.And, you know, it's nice to know that, and I said no comment.Yeah.I said no comment.Please do not contact me.How did you get this email, I said?
42:53Yeah.And they said, Haley, we work for the same building.It's the NZ Herald.But they wanted me to comment on the first.fact that overnight, news broke,Jason Mamoyhas bought a $15 millionslice of Queensdown.
43:09He has bought a4.92 hectarelifestyle property in Dalford last week.It was Sam Neal's old place.Sam Neal's ex's old place. She got it in thedivorce. Oh, okay. I don't know.Sam Neal had an ex. The divorce.Oh, look that up. I was told
43:27by these new sources.Sam Neal's ex-owned it.Okay, he's had two ex-partners.Yeah, and the last marriage ended in 2017.So it got 3.5 mil above its rated value.That's just not happening in the moment.No.And he's bought it.
43:44It's a huge property.I don't know anything else about the...But why did they come to you to comment?This is your reputation, Haley.I am New Zealand's Jason Mamoa, a dedicated commenter.I make comments on things.So it's the second biggest sale in Queensland this year.There was a $16.5 million trophy lodge property that was sold.
44:06But Mo Mo, he's putting down roots.And I think he already owns our place up here.And I think in Auckland he owns a place.Right.I've never been.Never been invited?Not privy to it, okay?But somehow you're being asked to comment on this man that you've only met a couple of times.
44:26Two things that I've been sent this week saying,Show Haley this.Show Haley. Show Haley.Marmowabuying the Queensland propertyand that Sydney designerthat was puttingtaxidermid rats on the outside of underpants.
44:38Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.See, she's seen them.Stop sending them, I've seen them, I've seen them.To pass on to her, I'm not her PA.My comment on this is I will be respecting his privacyand I will not beflying to Queensland to huntout this place. Why would I do that?
44:52That's insanity.Play Zatems, Fletch, Vaughn andHaley.Victoria's Secret.Fashion show was, or happened yesterday.And some big moments from it.Do you know that they're calling it the moment of the night,Nicole Kidman was there.
45:08And Adela's song, Nicole Kidman, came on.Yeah.And there's a great shot of Nicole Kimman front rowlistening to the lyrics and just crack them up.Like, loving it, having a good laugh.That's good.There were lots of OG angels that came back,Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima.
45:28who I know you're a big fan of.I just respect the craft, you know.Yeah.Oh, like the modeling technique.The walk, do you mean?Yeah, right.The walk.So it's not about how she looks.
45:38It's just how she...I actually don't even know how she looks.Right.Because I take my glasses off and I just watch the gate.Okay.The type of walk.Right.Barbara Palvin do it and she only just had a baby like six weeks ago?
45:51I don't know.Yeah.I was just...I was just having a look to see if my high school friend was in the show this year.She was in last years.Now, just remind me, you went to high school with the Victoria.The Victoria's secret model, Stella Maxwell.You both got approached by an agent, but you were busy.
46:07So we were out together, thank you.We were out together.And she's like my height, half my width.Beautiful striking features, Pontia Blue Eyes.Beautiful.And we were at Westfields in Wellington.We were at Westfield.Queensback Westfield.
46:23And we got approached.And the guy said, excuse me.And I said, I've been well.waiting for this day my whole life and he was a bit confused.And he starts talking to Stella and he was like,I'm a Victoria's Secret, um, scouch.So I don't think of Westfield and lower heart,if a man comes up to any teenage girls,
46:40but I'm a scound for Victoria's Secretare.I don't reckon they should go with them.I don't think they are?No.No.Well, the whole thing was embarrassing because she was like,oh my God.And I was like, oh my God.
46:50And I think she thought it was for them.And he felt bad obviously.So he took her and I was like, I'm sorry.Yeah.I'm going to Twif Carding News on Drama School.I'm going to become a famous actor.I don't do modelling.This face is used to emote, to convey story.
47:05Right.And so she went on to quite big things then.So she went off, became Victoria's Secret models,you know, modelled for all the top brands.What could have been?I'm on FVHCM.So the big headline,the massive story from this,
47:19is Kylie Jenner wore the bra.So every year there's the, you know,$55 million diamond encrusted.Yeah, it's silly.Fantasy Brass.It's always called and it's like, who's going to get to wear it?Doong, dong, dong.It's Kylie Jenna.
47:33She looks incredible.She rocks it.You know, it's all smiles and fun and everything.But there was a $50 million US bra.And at the end, I saw a backstage thing.She picks up her kid.And it's like, touching his legs rubbing against the diamonds.I was like, mm.
47:47Put that down.And also Timothy Shalalalal la la la la la la la la la la la la.I was front row being like, oh, yeah.I actually think it was quite a fun show.You know they're way more diverse these years.Why was it?It got cancelled for a while, eh?Okay, hold on.
48:01It was officially cancelled in November 2019.Carolyn, do you know?Due to a combination of plummeting TV ratings, declining sales and mounting cultural backlash.Yeah, because there was lots of, like, they don't use any diversity.Yeah, like famously the guy who is kind of in charge said that they don't have any plus-size modelsand they don't have any trans women walk the runway because that's not what people fantasize about.Yes, that's right.He was like no one wants to see that basically.
48:27So it got shut down.And I will say, the model sizes weren't crazy ranged this year either.No.Yeah.There was a couple of professional sports.Yeah, but they're still extremely fit.Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.Yeah.
48:41And no glitter runway, which it's like the whole thing.Yeah.Tate McCray performed, Cats and I performed.Lots of people performed.But yeah, definitely the two big moments,Nicole had been laughing at herself in the front row and Kylie Jenner.And the fact that, you know, I was against.Stella wasn't here.
48:57Stella wasn't here.I just saw a list.No Stella.Both of us are modelling careers plummeting.Play ZN.Fletch for him.We want to know right now, I think we've done this before,and it's absolutely such a laugh.
49:11What is your hookups nickname?You've got to have a nickname.I talked about this in my show.I had a series of nicknames on the go,and it's in order to talk about this person to your friends.Yes.And let them know a little something about them.Yeah.
49:23We had FIFO veneers, one of my most famous.nicknames.Footballer.Because he's going to footballer.Because you can't remember all of these people's names.No.And it's easier to remember them when they're attached to a story.My boyfriend, Mike, for such a long time and still to some people, is Batman.
49:39Because he likes Batman stuff.He really loves Batman.So we bring this up because my friend Lucy, who's been out on the dating scene for quitesometime. Now, she doesn't have a boyfriend, but she's been like casually seeing someoneconsistently for a while.Yeah.Now Lucy saw her name.on his phone, save, like he was going through messages.
49:58Yeah.And saw what he assumes is her nickname.It's Lucy.Yeah.But spout L-O-O-O-S-E-Y.Oh, like Lucy Goosey.Yeah.She's a loose unit.
50:10Yeah, but she's gotten into her head as women want to dothat is referring perhaps to the poitness.Right, she's not tight.She's loose.Yeah, okay.When she brought it up, which, of course, this is very her,to go like, excuse me.you, what's that?
50:27I've got to have a better nickname.Legs McGee or something.He meant, no, no, no, no, no, no.It's, you know, like you're a loose unit.She's a party girl, which she is.But she is so convinced.And now she's like, well, she's got the Kegel apps.She's, you know, getting the devices.
50:42Give it a point in.That's not the worst that people are going to be saved in phones as.No, like there are some horrific ones.Oh my God, someone just messaged in, hairy mole.She had a hairy ass mole.Hairy ass mole, sorry.Oh, right, okay.Right on her chin.
50:59Well, I'm sorry, Texer.That is the sign as a woman who actually has a cluster of hairy moles on my chin.That is a sign of a healthy mole.The amount of times I nearly sucked it when making out.Suck it on the mole.Suck on my moly.Oh, so she was saved as hairy mole.I love that.
51:18That's going to be hard to explain if she sees it.So share yours that you have saved for your hookups, but also if you found out your own one.Yes.And also, even if you're now not single,but you do have people still savedor back in the day you had them saved?What?8-96.
51:35We simply must know more about Alpha C-O-Sing.Alpha chicken.Okay.Alpha rooster.Yeah.We must know more about Alpha rooster.Can you tell us, text in 9-6969-6,or give us a call, O-Han-D-M?
51:49Tell us the nickname, but also tell us why.Yes.You know, as subtly as you can.Yes.Anonymous.Is that me?Yes, it is.That's you.
51:58Anonymous.Hello.Hello.Yep.Anonymous.We're going to hang up on you.Go ahead.Go ahead.
52:03Go ahead.Go ahead.Subway.That's you.Subway.Okay, so no, the nickname was his nickname.Okay.Okay.
52:12Yeah, Subway sandwich.He was actually a foot taller than me.Oh, I did not.Damn it, my head went.Extra meat.Not where I thought that was going, to be honest.Yeah.Foot long is where I went.
52:22Yeah, foot long, extra meat.Yeah, yeah.Footlong, extra meat.Anonymous, thank you.Would extra meat be unscumcumpled?Holly, was this your nickname or a hookup?'s nickname?I hook up's nickname.
52:38Okay.What was it?His name was payways because he did the old tap and go.That's really good.That's really good.Did you ever hear from him again, paywave?No.Did he not?
52:53No, I also worked in a bank, so it was a little bit more funny.Yeah.So he didn't insert card.Oh, Vaughn.He obviously tapped on top.But he just whacked it on it.He whacked it on it.I think you've broken down the
53:05analogy too far.I always insert and go savings andWarns on a saving money.No, I'm going to do it.I'm going to work out at the end of the end of thehow much money I save when not paying thesurcharge.I'd really suck the sex out of this one, Holly.
53:25Thanks, Holly.I want to know if he popped up again,would you let him pay a wave again?Was it worth it?Absolutely not.No.Usually a gap of nose.It's because it's a 2% surrogens.
53:35charge. Yeah, she can't afford it. No,everything on set. Thanks, Holly.Boo-boo. Someone who's saved as boo-boo.Oh, yeah. That'sso good. Braille. He was great with hishands.Read the lumps and bumps with the hands,the freaky giant,
53:53very tall and big girl with an absolutefreak in the bedroom. Oh, okay.Oh, wow. Okay. Thanks for messaging it. Nice to hearfrom you again. Found out mynickname was Turbo Hand.And I replied saying, are you male or female?Because I feel like it's a different.Yeah.
54:11What did they say?They haven't replied.Yeah.Yeah.We've had Subway sandwich, 30 seconds Sam.There's another one.A 30 second hookup.We called him Spray and walk away.
54:23Oh.That's pretty good.She's female.Turboh.She's female.Turboh.She's female.Man.
54:33Wow.Ashley.My name's Ashley.but he refers to my buttwhen we first met.Ah, he really liked it.So I'm still saving his phone as Astley.That's funny.
54:44Somebody said I call any guy I'm hooking upwhether I call it my bench.So if they impress me, they're in the starting lineup.Oh, okay.Currently, we have Canadian bench and regular bench on the go.Oh, that's a classic as justplace, country of origin.Yeah.
54:58Yes.Yeah.Or just the emoji flag.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Scott Irish flag.I hooked up a good.the guy in his name was Benjaminand he was saved in my phone as Benjamin Button
55:09not because he looked youngbecause that was the size of hisOhit was button size, no bigger than a buttonImpossibleOh noImpossibleGoodness
55:17Well he better be good with his handsMy mate was saved his sheep dogIn people's phonesBecause when we're at the pubHe'd disappear and round up all the ladiesThat's goodTwo minute noodlesOh yeah
55:28Because it's two minutes and noodle likeYeahOhThat's not allYesUmI'm sorry, we're just siving through the completely inappropriate one.My current took up name is the British flag
55:40because he's got a very British sounding name.Right.So he's just saved as the British flag.And then sometimes he's saved in your phone and you can't,don't actually know their real name.It's just British flag.Yeah.Can we even dive into this girls group chat one?
55:55Yes, please.Creamy John?Creamy John, I need just know a little bit more about Creamy John.What time is it?Jesus.No.Yeah, no.Red knob, Jackhammer,
56:09Donna Cabab.Donna Cabin.Hunchback Cassandra.Hunchback Cassandra.She loves Taylor Swift.Red knob, yeah.No further questioning plays, they said.Okay, that's fine.
56:22Somebody said I was savedand someone's phone as crusty flaps.Okay.That's very nice, isn't it?It's terrible.That's haunting, actually.That's something you'll never forget.Yeah.
56:34Yeah.There was a girl called Amberwho got incredibly drunk,came onto my flatmate unexpectedly,took him by surprise,got naked, then passed out in his room,full push on display.She was saved him the phone as ambush.
56:48That's so good.That's really funny.My best friend,my best friend nicknamed a guy$100 hollerbecause every time he wanted her to come overfor gears,he'd have to pay for her taxi,
57:00which was $100 for a return trip.Oh, wow.Okay.That's her $100.Holla.Yeah.I like that.E.T.
57:07because she alwayswanted to go on.That's good.He was saved in my phone as turkeybecause he was a real gobbler.Excuse you.This is good stuff.Yeah.
57:22Funny times.You should see the faces on my teenage boys listening to this segmentin the car.Sorry.That's all right.They are loving this.They are loving this.Oh, wow.
57:34I love the ones.where it's like where his nickname was succulent,but ended up married 20 years later.You know, they still use that nickname.He was saved in my phone as Coke canbecause it was there.Cocaine!My husband's name is Big Daddy because he's big
57:53and when I met him, he had three kids.Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Technically that was correct, yeah, yeah, yeah.Sifting through a lot of thesethat we can't read on me, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Beef jerkyBecause when we first looked upHe wanted to play with himself more than he wanted to play with me
58:13It's good stuffGood stuffI think that's all we can read outI think that's all thereYeah a lot of inappropriate onesOh my GodKatie messaged in saying I was saved in someone's phoneAs cavernous Kate
58:30Because she liked cavingShe had a big heartShe had a big heartShe had a big heartHer heart was a big cavernousCavan of loveRightAnd also there are tools that you can use.
58:45Okay, yeah.My now fiancé,was first saved on my phone as Minute Man.Did we say that one?No.Well, down to the Minute Man.Yeah.For nab and one.
58:54Unless he comes good keys or...No, no, no, I think the first hookup.He could have worked at Mr. Minute.Could have worked at Mr. Minute.Take it as a compliment.The ZN Podcast Network.Play ZM's flesh phone and Haley.the day, day, day, day, day.
59:14And Fact of the Day to-to-day-to-to-to-do-to-do-to-do-do do-to-do.Do do-do do do do.And Fact of the Day Today is brought to you by no one.Yeah, that's right.Me, all this week.It's Facial Hair Week here at Factor today.Today we're going to talk about perhaps one of the most famous beds in history.Salvador Dali on a mustache.
59:41No, that's a mustache.Presidential beard.Abraham Lincoln.Abraham Lincoln didn't have a beard his entire life until he received a letter from Grace Beedlewho was aged 11 at the time of writing in 1860.She's dead now.I don't want to.Happy Heavenly Birthday birthday.
01:00:01Happy Heavenly birthday of Grace Beddell.There he is there with no beard without his famous long.What do they call it?A pipe stove hat.Yeah.Pipe stove hat.Grace wrote him a letter.Three weeks before the election, she had four brothers, and they promised if they,
01:00:17she had four brothers and promised if he grew whiskers, she'd get them all to vote for him.Right.And she said, ladies love the whiskers, Mr. Lincoln.Right.They would tease their husbands into voting for a man with a strong beard.And she said, please answer me right away.He wrote back four days later.He said, I've never had a beard.
01:00:36And people might call it a silly, a person.piece of silly affectation.But you know what? He said to grow in them anyway.And by mid-January, 1861,when he had been elected president,he was bearded and showed off his new faceon the trip to Washington for his inauguration.He stopped off in Westfield,
01:00:53and he said there was a young lady who lived here.Which one?St. Luke's.St. Luke's, yeah. And when he was there,actually, someone came up to him and said,I'm a recruit for Victoria's Secret.Throwback.So it was the 16th February 1861, it stopped at Westfield
01:01:11and he said to the crowd,and there's a young lady here who told me I should grow whiskers.I believe her name was Miss Barley.And someone said, no, this little boy said, no, it was Grace.And so he's like, where is Grace?And so she came out.And he was like, thank you for your advice.I believe you're the reason I won the presidency.
01:01:26Oh, my gosh.He gave her, you know, if you ever had,when you're a kid or your granddad or someone with a beerto give you a kiss and a scratch.Yeah, yeah, yeah.On the side of the face.and everyone was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.Everything's all historically kept.
01:01:42Grace's letter to Abraham Lincolnis in the Detroit Public Library.That's so cool.And there's statues of in Westfield.Where did I say the Westfield was from?Westfield, New York.In Westfield, New York, there's a statue of Grace and Abraham Lincoln.Oh, wow.
01:01:59So then I looked into other beards that were grown.And David Letterman's kind of popped into my.Oh my God, it's so wild, how unrecognisable he is.He said that he had to shave every single day for 33 yearswhile he was doing the David Letterman show.And so he said, well, the first thing I dowhen I stop doing my TV show is I'm going to stop shaving as well.And he said, everybody hates it.
01:02:21He said, but I like it.Yeah, fair enough.Yeah.There hasn't been a lot of presidents that have had beards.It's all sort of that clean, shaven, you know, tidy look.But, um, I don't.I just had an image of Trump with a beard.It would be such a fluff patch.
01:02:39It would be like, I don't think he can grow one.And then Tom Hanks grew the actual beard for Castaway.Yes, that's right.He grew with a beard and he kept it onbecause then he went and shot another film called What Lies Beneath.Right, and it had a beard.And that had a beard as well.And he carried on the beard through.
01:02:56So today's respect to the day,for people who grew beards,for roles or to fulfill,not wanting to shave after 33 years of shaving,or indeed on the advice of an 11-year-old girland then you go on to become the presidents of the United States.The president of the United States.Fact of the day, day, day, day, day, day.
01:03:18Do do to do do do do.Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.The ZDAM podcast network.Yes, it's a massive week.We need to discuss our, I would say we booked a lotthings are not anticipating the tirednesswe would feel after the live shows.I'm exiled. I am a plum tuck it out.
01:03:41Yeah, I know. Anyway, we'll dive into that next.But I need to talk about a moment that happened yesterday.I had an MRI.Wow, wow, la.I was it that you go inside the tube?Yeah, yeah, yeah, right in the tube.I'll talk, I mean, it's fine, I'll talk about that later.But it's, when you're in the MRI, it's very loud.
01:04:01It was listening to music and everything,and they asked me what station I want.wanted and I said ZM.ZM.Today's at music.That's what I'll always choose.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Old songs and new ones and your favourites or something, whatever we say.
01:04:12Can I also say, I mean, it's quite early.But if you're in an MRI machine right now...Good morning.Good morning?You're doing well.I find it so stressful because you have to say so still.Yeah.You have to stay still.
01:04:25Let's just take it down a notch for those in the MRI.I reckon we just...No, no, no, no, no, because they're getting like...Ar-ar-or-or-or-at the moment.Right.Anyway, so there were so many people.at the radiology centre waiting for this at the moment.And I was sitting in the waiting room, pure silence.
01:04:40It's just one of those waiting rooms.We're just waiting silence, don't we?They didn't even have music playing in the office there.It was just silence.And that is why it was so abrupt when a man led out the fattest burp I've ever heard in my life.And not like one of these, when you're like, oh, pardon me.I do apologize.Open mouth, release.
01:05:02Like, bleh.And they just went, sorry,she just went back to normal.That's wild timing because there was a post on Reddit yesterdaywhere someone who has lived all around the world,but originally came from north-eastern Europe.Okay.They said, what is it with New Zealand?
01:05:21There's two things I've noticed.First is the burping.The loud, like the loud burping,and a lot of the time is bad for this.I beg your pardons afterwards.Just a big fat, as you said, a projecting big fat burp.But I'll only have a burping.burp around, I'm not super burpy, I'm a farty person.
01:05:37Yeah.But I would only burp loudly and unapologetically in front of my like closest friends.It's a sign of, yeah, it's a sign of, I feel safe.Burping is gross.Burping is disgusting.So he just rich, I would call that a belch.It was a belch.It was more than a burp's a, oh, pardon me.
01:05:57Belch is a, bleh.He just like, and he didn't even think to kind of like, you know, you know, sometimesyou put in your elbow or something.He was like, released it.And then I turned around, because I was facing the way,I turned around to be like,what piece of trash is behind me?And it was just like a very well put together man in a shirt,
01:06:16like he'd just, like he'd come from the office to get his MRI.Okay.We're so out of character.It might be wise getting an MRI, the belching, the burping.Could be something digestive, perhaps.Yeah.So random just to like unapologetically in public in a silent waiting room,surrounded my majority of like middle-aged to later-aged women,
01:06:37just wrap a burp and then just basically not say anything.The other thing this person said we do is stare at people.Really?Staring at people.To be clear, I'm not talking about that normal quick glance.You give someone where I grow up,people don't usually greet random strangers.So I'm not expecting anyone to say hello,
01:06:52but I've noticed people here will sometimes look at me for what feels like quite a long time.They must be hot.Northeastern.As a fellow hot person, it's because we're hot.People stare at me all the time.That was a burr.No, that was a little air release.That's a burp would have been like, you would have heard a little,
01:07:09I just went.My belt, I think I think he took him to a burpy belchie.We do we stare though, don't we?Yeah, I stare, we stare, for sure.Do we stare?Do we stare?And I feel steered at sometimes.Really?
01:07:21But again, you're haunt.Yeah, yeah, yeah.No, I stare because I just love being like, what are you, you know?Right.What's your story?It puts a lot of people off, apparently.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Making a whole backstown in your hairs.
01:07:34Yeah, and even the receptionist, like,one of the receptionists got the giggles,and the other one was just like,like her face was like, ugh, disgusted.We cover our burps.Okay, yeah.In public, let's have a bit more decorum.There are complaints about our behaviour.
01:07:50Decorum, please.The ZDM Podcast Network.What's going on?ZDM's Fletch, Vaughn and Haley.The Duffster is tonight.Hillary Duff, great set list.Lily Allen is tomorrow.We're going to be there and we're taking some of our listeners.
01:08:06Saturday is five sauce.Sorry.Sorry, missing out.Friday.Sevenfold on Friday.You know?There's literally concert every night at Spark Arena,apart from what Thursday?
01:08:17Yeah, Friday.Zara Larson, Sunday Monday.Holy moly.Huge week.So Leroux is opening for the Duffster tonight.at Spark Arena, which I'm not a huge fan, but you know who they are.I know, a couple of songs.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:08:36She had a couple of big songs, like Bulletproof is her biggest song.It's the Lucky Me Tour, wake up so yesterday.Like, what dreams are made of is going to be insane.Yeah, there's going to be a lot of nostalgia tonight.We literally bought these tickets almost a year.Like, it was just as soon as it was announced.A long time ago.Yeah, yeah.
01:08:55And then like the gaggle kind of went off.It was like, who's in.And we were like, yeah, let's go.and now it's here, we forgot.We had tickets.We had to ask our friend Matt.We're like, do we have tickets?He was like, yes.
01:09:05See you above.Very passag.Very passing.So it's a 90 minute concert.Now, bravo, Hillary.Hey.Well, as in for timing-wise.90-minute, we don't need more.
01:09:18Yeah, I mean, all the hits are in there.I just saw, I've seen the set list.Yeah, yeah.For her last show at the O2, which is the big show in September.And then speaking to keeping it short, we've got Lily Allen, who'sperforming Westing girl who are like,it's on a flawless album about being cheated on by David Harbour.And we, like, you know,
01:09:37everyone wants smile and F you and all that kind of stuff.And she was like, no, this is kind of its own standalone concert.And I've been seeing clips of this, I cannot wait.Yeah.She's got the, it's like art, you know.She's got all these sort of references to the affair and whatnot.And that's really short as well.It's a 14-track album.
01:09:55But she does,yeah, but she does a medley of all of her big hits.The big hits with a bandTo kind ofTo, you know, kick things offThat's tomorrow nightSo if you go to Hilary Duff tonightYeah, have fun
01:10:09And if you're going to Lily Ellen tomorrowHave fun, we'll see you thereThe ZM Podcast NetworkPlay ZM's Flashfallen and HaleyAnd we've agreed it as a show, right?The three of us at leastThat you never assume that a woman is pregnantUntil she literally has half of a human being
01:10:27Hanging out of her vagina or stomachYou never say to her, oh, are you pregnant?I'd never say that to anyone.Never.Even when I know they are, I don't say it.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Because I'm just not interested.Because you sort of wish it wasn't happening.
01:10:41No, but producer Shannon,outrageously, this happened to you yesterday.Yeah, and I will say it was in a sweet circumstance.Okay.But this is the first time this has ever happened to me firsthand.It's bizarre.Like, there was circumstances.So I had a specialist appointment yesterday,
01:10:58and I don't own a car, so I have to Uber.So I call my Uber and to make sure I got directly to my specialist,I just put the name of the specialist building,which happened to be birthing centre.Oh, right.Contextually clues, I get to the Uber.I don't really think about it because I knew I wasn't giving birth.Yes.
01:11:17And he pulls up quite frantically, and he's like, are you all good?I was like, yeah, I'm great.Of course, because some people that didn't have cars would have to Uber in labour.But like I'm visible, I would say visibly not crowning.Yeah.96.96 if you're an Uber driver that's had someone's water's break in the back seat.Yeah, true.Yeah.
01:11:35Or, yeah, have you had to pay an Uber soilage fee for breaking your water?Breaking your water in there.Yeah, yeah.But so he just says, are you all good?And I just said yes.I, again, hadn't really clocked.That's why.Yeah, like, yeah, I'm fine, dude.
01:11:47Yeah, I'm like, let's just go to my birthing center.And so we go and, like, he just cranks the music quite loud.And I was like, all good, like, no drama.we pull up and he said, do you need help getting out of the car?Oh, what a nice guy, five stars, $5 tip.And then so I was like, do I tell him I'm not pregnant or I just,and so I said, thanks, I'm early on.It's all good.
01:12:06Oh, shit.I didn't want to be like, no, I'm not pregnant, but you're being nice.So I just said, yeah, thanks, I'm early on, I'm okay.You just broke, you just took it.What if he knew me?What if he's like, is that the girl who does the hacks?Yeah.She's actually revealed to me a secret, but I can't tell anyone.
01:12:23Well, we do have a Shannon's hat coming up, so standby to us not all tune out.But yet, whoa.I'm pregnant.How do you?You can't talk to a pregnant woman like that?How dare you?No, to clarify, definitely not pregnant.I was just going to a normal gyno appointment.
01:12:38Haley and I had matching gyno appointments yesterday.Yeah, we did.We love.Minge Monday.Gino.Oh, four.Because it's for the vagina.No, it's pronounced vagina, you idiot.
01:12:48I knew I had one of them right.Yeah.So, no, my sweet Uber driver thought I was pregnant.offered me help.And I just admitted my pregnancy, which is not real.Well, I think we need to take some cause of when you were assumed pregnant.Because...Oh, it's embarrassing.
01:13:03It's so embarrassing.It's happened to me before...I mean, I'm a weight fluctuated from way back, and I tried on a skirt once at a shop,and she said, like, it's perfect for growing bodies like you.And I was like...Like, just...I mean, it was growing.It just wasn't babies.
01:13:18It was just cababs.It was growing on burgers.Oh, it's...So dangerous. I've witnessed this happen.I've witnessed my older friend saying like, oh, congratulations.And you're like, stop.Stop. Why did people do this?Okay, we want to know your stories.
01:13:340,800 dials at MSN number.Text us 9-696.When did someone wrongfully assume that you were pregnant?Brooke, what happened?Well, it was low-key embarrassing, but I had my baby in October.Yeah.And then I had a staff work due in December.Yeah.
01:13:51And I was talking to my deputy principal who had, bear in mind, had already met sick baby who was born in October.Great.And he goes, oh, my goodness.How far through are you?Like, how long do you have left?Oh.And I was like, looking at him like, you're joking, right?Negative three months.
01:14:10And he's like, oh, my goodness.And I see, yeah, you've already met him.He's like, oh, I'm so sorry.And he felt bad.But then I ended up feeling bad.And I felt like I had to justify it and make him feel better.So the guy's losing is mineAs well
01:14:26Yeah, yeah, you'veYou've offended meBut also go to the doctorYou have met the child that came out of themYeah, let's get someOmega 3sI think we need some fish oilI just don't like the burbs
01:14:38Yeah, the fish oilI know, salmonYeah, frayThank you BrockLet's go to Marts, MatsWhen were you assumed pregnant?Hi, I'm a long time listenerFirst Time caller
01:14:49Yay, welcome, MarkWelcome to the show, Mars.Hey now, don't be a stranger.You come back again.I text me all the time.I'm the March always texting.Do you also contribute to silly little pole quite often?Yes.
01:15:01Yeah, boy.Gotcha.So your first time call I bet you've really contributed to the show quite a bit.Yes, I have.Thank you.Does someone assume you were pregnant, Marts?Yes, so I've had two kids, and they're a little bit older now.They're both in school.
01:15:13But I played a gag in, like, July of 2024, and it was the first gig I played in probably 10 years because of my kids.What do you do?What do you play?I'm a singer-songwriter, you know, guitar.Oh, lovely.Yeah.So I was playing this gig and it went really well.And because it was the first time I'd done in a while,
01:15:30people were like really happy for me and, you know,give me compliments and stuff.And then this older guy who I'd kind of met a few times came over to meand was like, oh, so I hear that congratulations are in order.And I thought he met the gig.But then he like pointed to my stomach.Don't point it.We don't point.
01:15:44We don't point.Yeah, he pointed.He like gestured to my stomach and I'll bring this little dress and I thought I looked cute.but turns out I look pregnant.No, Mart's.I'm not pregnant.I just, sorry.Not pregnant, just, you know, living life.
01:15:59Yeah.Oh, man.This is why we never ask or assumebecause we don't put ourselvesin this position.Exactly.Even if you are the persondelivering the baby, we don't even,
01:16:12we don't even assume.We don't say anything.We don't know.That's what somebody literally messaged in.Thanks, Martz.Someone messaged in saying they're a midwifeand they don't,assume that someone is actually pregnant until they see it
01:16:23because we had a few people over the yearspretending to be in labour who don't even havethe right equipment to do it.Oh, what? Like pretending.Got a Willie. Oh, goodness. Okay. Catherine, good morning.When were you assumed pregnant?When I was teaching.So the students thought one of them
01:16:40came over and started rubbing my tummyand saying baby.Cool. No.Cool.Maybe. She was all excited and I had to tell her,No, no, sorry, it's a food, baby.I'm just taking too much food.How old was the kid?
01:16:58About six.Oh, yeah.We can't, you know, like, they don't.Yeah, they don't know.I still would have given it a detention.Yeah, and they're straight to the point.Yeah, they are.They say they don't muck around, do they kids?
01:17:11Yeah, say it like it is.Catherine.Definitely get honesty.Yes.Catherine, thank you.Some messages.And when were you ashamed pregnant?joined a gym and they said as I was joining
01:17:21we do have a personal trainer that specialises in pregnancy trainingNo, wasn't pregnantWhat are you doing?Stop talking!Don't do that.A woman told me she liked my dress, I thanked her,she then told me she had one like that when she was pregnant too.I told her that's nice.
01:17:36Then she said, I assume you're pregnant and I was in fact not pregnantand would have not been pregnant unless by immaculate conception.I was actually heavily pregnant and shopping in the nursery section of a linen store.Right?Another woman was shopping in the sectionand she said to me, oh, it's so hard finding nice things for boys, isn't it?I said, yeah, there's so much pretty stuff for girls.What are you having?
01:17:58She said, I had my baby three years ago.Oh.But if you're shopping for the linens for the thingand she starts the conversation, you know,maybe there's an assumption that could be made as part of small talks.You never assume.I just don't think we ever say words out loud to people ever.I think we still.
01:18:16You know?I previously worked for a business.We had an office in AustraliaI met one of my counterparts in Australiaand she was wearing a baby doll dress.Oh, yeah.Oh, yeah.Next time she visited the New Zealand office in the HR room
01:18:27because I wrote in HR, because I worked in HR.I said, oh, you've lost your baby weight very quickly.She said, what baby weight?I've never had a baby.I pretended it was morning sicknesswhen I was hung over vomiting into a planter outside the train stationon my way to work in London when a security guard said what's going on here.I said it's morning sickness and they let it totally off.
01:18:47So there's another one.Yeah.Yeah.And my friend's 40th, her uncle said,oh my gosh, you were pregnant the last time I saw you too.No.No, just, yeah, no.My own mother, narcissist, I don't have a lot to do with,
01:19:01asked me if I was pregnant in front of all of our family.And she said it's because you look like you've put on a lot of weightand I assumed it was pregnant.Oh, no.Yeah, no.Did you read Phoebe's message?I don't think so.Went for an ultrasound with...
01:19:13Went for an ultrasound, for an issue with my hand when I was 16,got on the table, the technicianstarts lifting up my shirtwithout even clarifyingwhat I'm there for, just presumingthat it's for the baby.And they squirt the liquidon your stomach, you're like, no, no, no, no,
01:19:34it's my hand. I had tocorrect their course pretty promptlyas we left my mum was like, I hope it's twins.The Z&M Podcast Network.If you see,paint it's side at theside of the road that says 15 miles to a Shannon's Hat.Long leader.
01:19:59Shannon's Hat, Baby.Well, Shannon's Hack, if you're new to the show, well, you've missed it before Shannon.Our producer gives us hacks.And on our live shows, she received in Hamilton, Wellington, 1, 0.And in Christchurch, a five-star hack.We're sitting back, I was sitting back being like, let's go.Let's go. Let's rip this sweet little shreds.And then she comes in with a hack that was like hanging a t-shirt upside down,
01:20:29dropping the coat hanger in and boom.It was amazing.It was incredible.So I guess she's on a high.What have you got for us today, Shannon?Well, it's a butter-themed hack.Butter.You don't have a good run with this because you remember that time you wanted to go running with a,
01:20:46like a running butter churner.It turned into cream.But my only other five-star hack was.churning butter through a mason jar to save money.So I've got peaks and troughs,peaks and troughs and troths and troths and troths and troughs.My hack today, I'm a fridge butter user.I keep my own in the fridge.
01:21:06I don't have one of those bell things.So hard.Well, that's the issue.It's too hard.But I don't go through butter quick enough to justify having it in a cowbell.I've got the nicest butter bell from the QMU markets.Oh, really?And I get my butter and I slice it in half, put half in the fridge.
01:21:24Yeah, I do that too. Yeah, I'm going to do a jar on.But I leave one in the fridge as well because I don't use it for spreading.It's just cooking.Yeah, sometimes.Yeah, yeah, yeah.But that's the thing, right.When it's cold, it's impossible to spread.You'll shred up your toast trying to get a chunk of butter.
01:21:37Oh, God.It's horrible.You couldn't.And then you go, you're like, I'll just in the microwave and you pull it out 10 seconds,it's melted.And you're like, oh, God.Well, and, you know, I accidentally air fried a block of butter a few weeks ago.Yes, that's horrible.
01:21:48It's a lot.To clean up.So my hack today is when you get your butter out of the fridgeand you want to spread it on somethingwithout shreding up your toastis to grab a sieve from your pantryand I want you to sieve along the topthis will almost like grate it a little bit
01:22:03Oh like a microplaneYes yes you're going to microplane your butterThis now in the sieve will collect little shards of butterthat you can now spread without shreding up your soupNo you got a messy you're going to mess you're going to missy sieveYou've got a gunky sieveAnd it's wasting the butterYeah, you'll be throwing out a sieve each time you make times.
01:22:22You've got a dishwasher.Why wouldn't you just use a grater?You know what?She landed in the moment.Because I was like, this is a microplane.You just get the little thin one.Or a cheese slice.Because I've got a cheese slice would go hard.
01:22:37Hey, start the intro again.No, no, you have to stand by your original offer, thank you.Yeah, a cheese slice.It would still be too thick.It would be a lot of butter.It would be a lot of them.But you can get the, I've got a mini, yeah, I've got a mini,My gravy.
01:22:49I recently purchased their little hand zester.They're so good.They're great.You're good for garlic, good for parmesan.But still, you're getting a lot of butter.Like, at least cheese will go all, you know, it'll all fall through, the greater.Whereas the butter's going to stick, it's going to melt.Yeah.
01:23:05You're going to waste.It's expensive.Do you don't know that stung saying?Yeah.That one's stuck.I just hadn't heard it for a long time.Oh, my Patsy loves shit to a blanket.Does she?
01:23:15Yeah.I don't think that's the saying, is it?Yes, it is it?Stuck like shit to a blanket.Yeah.I just haven't heard of an agent.Have you ever tried to get shit out of a blanket?That stuff's stuck.
01:23:24Isn't there something about a shoe?Shit on your shoe or something?No, no.You're treating me like shit on your shoe.Right.That's a different saying.Okay, okay.Shoes on the other foot.
01:23:32Yeah.Matthew has texted a vegetable repealer would work.Visual repealer would go.Because you could go on the side there.Man, these other offers are way better than the original one of a freaking sieve.Yeah, the original hack from me is getting zero stars.No, for me it's a two.Because if you didn't have this greater on hand,
01:23:51sure, eventually you would get enough in there.Could we just deviate slightly?Our family always said stuck like shit on a wet blanket.A wet blanket would not hold on to the shit as much as a dry blanket.It's not right for me the saying.It is.Shit on a blanket.Stuck like shit on a blanket.
01:24:07It just gets stuck to the inside.Yeah, like shit to a blanket.It was always great.Better for the scones.Yeah, yeah, yeah.It's a zero from me.It's a two from that.Yeah.
01:24:18I'd go like one or two.So two was the average, I know.Zero, one and two.The average is one.What about the mean median in mode?No, no.We're not doing mean median mode.Go back to high school.
01:24:31All right.So I said, fill a glass or mug with hot water from the tap,and leave it in there for a little bit,and then empty it out, then put the butter in and it softens it beautifully.To the person that says the saying is shit on a sheep.Shit on a sheep is its own saying.That's not a saying.It's not a saying.
01:24:47Shit on a sheep.Hopefully the sheep's own shit around the day.Don't text in my show and tell me the saying it's stuck like shit to a blanket.I've said it for years.What's the saying?You get one star by the way.I'm just googling this saying.Does she get her jingle now because of the fine stars, no.
01:25:06It's a vulgar British and Commonwealth.Vulgar!Idi am used to describe something of someone that is extremely tenacious, clingy or very difficult to get rid of.Yeah.God, she's here.Bloody's stuck like shit to a blanket.Oh my God.Fletcher's here again.
01:25:22He's like, shit to a blanket.Stuck to her like shit to a blanket.You can't get rid of the guys.It's a flatmate's new partnerthat's over again.All the time using all the whole.Those two are stuck together like shit to a blanket.All right.
01:25:33One star?One star.Frank the theme to you.Sorry Shandog.A fall from grace.Yeah.If you see a faded signat the side of the road
01:25:44that says one starMax forShand hisOne Star BabyThe ZRAM Podcast NetworkI don't I only just see thisYou know Harry Stiles isYou know Harry Stiles, the artist?
01:26:00Familiar.Familiar with his name.So Harry Stiles is touring at the momentLooks like an amazing concert.You're going to be there next month?Yeah, I mean, yeah, we don't have long to wait for Melbourneand Sydney.Yeah, no New Zealand, shunned.
01:26:12But he's Madison,Madison Square Garden over.the weekend. So he's doinglike a month-long residency. Yeah, like a hugeor a 30 date. Yeah, yeah, something like that.And he wassharing a story, you know, and he's yarning inbetween songs about his experience
01:26:29with a hypnotherapist.I was hypnotized.And then my wife I went out.You could call him on.And he was trying to call me back.And I washypnotized.And I woke up hours later.
01:26:46He's a heart of things.The love man calls.Hypnotherapy would recommend.So he just like fell asleep.Under the hypnotism cloud.Yeah.I've tried to be hypnotized once.I know.
01:27:04It didn't work on me.We were both.Yeah.You have to be open and you have to want to do it.Yes.You have to be, you're to lean into it.And susceptible.Yeah.
01:27:14But he was out deep.And the.person just like couldn't do it. Imagine if you woke up and they couldn't undo you're a chicken,you know, they'd done like a little magical one to you. They'd done a chicken game. But he was onZoom? He was on Zoom. Yeah, yeah. So he was on Zoom and the Wi-Fi cuts out. And so the person's liketrying to call back, but he's under like that. You need a good solid connection. Yeah.Someone's going to do that via Zoom. Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. I mean, I'll try hypnotism againonly in person
01:27:46but I'm like you can't play my mind.I don't want to do entertainmenthypnotism. I want to dothe stage shows. No no I don'twant to do the helpful one. Or like get skinny.I did it for my phobia.Yeah I did it for my phobiabecause I didn't want to do the
01:27:58exposure therapy. Right.And I didn't work at all. Terrified.Apparently you have a really good night's sleepthough if you do get put under.But that's just like meditation right.It's relaxing.Emptying the brain.Or crying.
01:28:13Always have a good night.good snows after a good cry.Yeah, when your eyes are bleeding a little bit.Yeah, well, you know, who knows?Maybe one day this hypnotist will come out and they'll like, look at a concert and Harry Stiles will just do something outrageous.He'd be like, got you.Oh, I just realized I did the whole show with my headphones on backwards.Well, that means the shows backwards then, isn't it?
01:28:34We're going to have to play this in reverse.Well, should we speak in reverse and hopefully they'll work out the other way?Serer-Dis.ZM's Fletchhorn and Haley.
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