ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 15th June 2024

Episode Date: June 14, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Shannon has a Q.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod Now I believe producer Shannon has a question for us Is this one of her silly internet questions? Yes So we haven't had one of your hacks this week

I've run dry Five star max for Shannon's hacks Manny McClane can get his own fucking segment Yeah he said it wasn't a good hack. And I said, wait. That's why I like them, because they're all terrible. They're truly the worst. Never bring us a good hack.

I'll be disappointed. No, I know. Well, yeah, I haven't found any hacks, but I do have a question for you. Okay. It's hypothetical. So imagine you're starving right now. It's not hard to imagine. I've had nothing but an omelette

two kiwi fruit and a slice of apple yeah so you're starving right yeah like stomach's hurting now imagine you've made 10 toasties yeah like 10 whatever fillings you want now i want a toast like a ruben i make toasties for a lot the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, let's imagine they're Reubens then. You know those hydraulic presses? Yes. Stay with me. Imagine you get those 10 Reuben sandwiches. I've seen people do this. Hydraulic press them down into one bite-sized square.

Yeah. If you ate that, would you be full? Because you're calorically extremely dense at that point. But it's small and so it looks like it's small. And like your stomach is i've seen people do this before have you seen the videos where people get like cheeseburgers and they'll like stack them up and they go boom and they just eat it like that and they eat like five cheeseburgers in one go that is would it make you full wouldn't it squirt squirt out the side or

you're just saying some way imagine it yeah Imagine it down to one bite. Not a super, imagine not a super wet burger. Yes. Or a super wet thing. Very dense and dry. I don't think it would. Because that's the thing, when you squish it, all the juice would come out. That'd be the first thing to exit. Yeah. The air and the juice, that'd be dry. But the calories don't change, so you would be full, yeah.

Because it would slowly re-expand. Like instantly full though, because your stomach is still empty. Yeah, because you're going faster. You're eating fast. Yeah. You're eating a lot fast. Are these the kind of things you wonder just in your spare time?

Yeah, constantly. Maybe we need to... Are you still doing your crocheting and stuff? Because that seemed to keep you quite busy. Yeah, I've got a business now. Yeah. I make AirPod cases. I saw this. I saw that you were doing this. Yeah. So I'm a business now. Yeah. I make AirPod cases. Ta-da. I saw this.

I saw that you were doing this. Yeah, so I'm going to start selling them. But yeah, otherwise my brain does go a bit fast. Yeah, it goes a million miles an hour. Yeah. I don't know. I'd have to get, I mean, two cheese toasties is enough cheese toasties for me. Yeah, or even just a big Reuben is satisfying enough.

I'm just talking about Your normal sandwich bread Cheese Cheese Yeah I'll probably go two And then I'm done I do love seeing Those hydraulic press videos

The best Yeah Love them Yeah I love it when they Smash a glass And it just goes I like the crayons

I like the skittles And like crayons and stuff And they go like Whoa Like a big spaghetti Yeah yeah Lollies do that too And the machine Always squirts out the gaps Yeah Yeah Good stuff the skittles and like crayons and stuff and they go like whoa like a big spaghetti yeah yeah lollies do that too and the machine it always squirts out the gaps yeah yeah well i reckon um read a book

i don't know how to we need to get you a book and um keep up the crocheting and don't and don't worry your your lovely mind of these nonsensical questions of hydraulic presses and how many toasties we could put in it. I might just keep scrolling TikTok, to be honest. Yeah, that's the other option. Yeah, cool.