ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 25th July 2024

Episode Date: July 24, 2024

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch has something to remember...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bitter Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe, the perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bitter Pod Guys, I've had a credit card long enough that it's being renewed And not because it was like replaced because of a scam Oh my god, me too This has never happened before I was literally, because I've got one too that's expiring in December, getting renewed.

Yep. And I was like, I cannot believe I've held on to this for 10 years. I know. What is it? It's been a long time. I don't know how many years. So the new card came in the mail. It's exactly the same number, which is amazing.

Oh, that's good. Oh, thank God. Except the number on the back, you know, the CV. CVC number. It changes every time, that's good. Oh, thank God. Except the number on the back, you know, the CV. CVC number. It changes every time. That's different. And so now, because that's the only number, when you save your credit card details.

I'll help you come up with a way of remembering it. I'm not telling you what. Well, tell us off Mike what it is. Oh, no, because then we can't. No, because then I'm breaking my bank's rules as well if I get scammed. You're not telling us your number. We're not going to scam you. No, I'm not going to tell you my number.

I'll tell you mine. The CVC? Yeah. Do you want to know mine? But that's it. My last one was so good because it was like all the three numbers

were next to each other on the keypad. Yeah, yeah. One of mine's that. Oh, yeah, I had that. I think I had a 567. Yeah, it was perfect. Oh, 567.

Boom, boom, boom. Oh, my God, that's perfect. I had a 678. Yeah. Nice. Yeah, mine's changed. I had a 6, 7, 8. Yeah. Nice. Yeah, mine's changed, but I've got a way of remembering it. But now it's real far away on the keyboard. All the numbers are like, yeah.

It's not as nice. I'm like almost tempted to ring the bank to say, can I have another one? Can I have a new CVC? Can we workshop this? Can we workshop this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So maybe, I don't know, it's three of the same.

You could just keep saying your card's been lost until they send you one with an agreeable CVC. No, but then you're going to have to get a new number. And that's the shit, though. I don't mind about the new number, because that's always saved in my cards online, so I don't need

to worry about the number. So you can't tell us the three digits on the back, even though we don't know the rest of your number, but you have yours saved on a cloud yeah so the entire internet is allowed to know but your two most spectacular friends I want to come up with a story to help you

remember a number let's do an example on a fake one and you tell me how you would remember it let's say my CVC is 993 um I got 99 problems Say my CVC is 993. Nines. What are nines like? I got 99 problems, but a three ain't one.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Perfect. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Okay, that's good. You've done it. Yeah. Okay, what about-

You've got 99 problems and a bitch is three of them. Oh, Vaughn, don't- What the fuck? Well, you've got three bitches. No, no, no. It's singular bitch, multiple problems. Oh, right. Oh, right.

I've got 99 problems problems One bitch is bringing three But you can't say one bitch because then you'll think it's 9913 Yeah, yeah, yeah Okay, what if it was 295 Working 295 She's good at this, she's very good at this Working 925

No, not 925 No, because it's not 925, it's 295 Working 925 No not 925 No because it's not 925 It's 295 Working 925 No working 295 Okay I'll forget that Okay 710 Oil upside down Oh that's good

Shit that's good That's good Upside down oil Oil upside down Wild that the sentence Oil upside down Is easier to remember than 710. But it's that story, right?

You've got to give it a story because your brain remembers stories better than it just remembers blunt facts. Okay, what about 8... Why are you singing oil upside down? It doesn't need a song. Oil upside down. What a way to remember my number. Okay, what about 892? 892.

Let me have a look. 89, Taylor Swift. Because she's the 1989. Two of those. You've been twice to Taylor Swift. Yeah, you've been twice to the 89. 892. Eight.

Eight. I ate. I ate 92 I ate I ate I ate I ate I ate

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For one nine only. For one nine only. You can have me for one nine only. You can have me. Fuck, you're good at this. I am good at this. You're really good at this. Thank you.

Yeah, that's great. Okay, let's do one more. 5-6-0. You're really good at this. You're really good at this. Thank you. Yeah, that's great. Okay, let's do one more. Five, six, zero. 560. 560s. 560. 560. Do you like 660?

No, I prefer the earlier stuff. 560. Five hours? You could remember like that? Oh, yeah, five hours. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Five hours. Yeah could remember like that for 60 minutes. Oh, yeah, five hours. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Five hours.

Yeah. Sixty five. Five sexos. Five sexos. Sixos. Sexos. Five sexos. Yeah, five sexos.

Yeah. Okay, love that. Just imagine you had five sexy people. Yeah. I'm thinking of five sexos. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That works.

That works too. Oh, great.