ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 2nd August 2024

Episode Date: August 1, 2024

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Fleshborn and Hayley's Little Bitter Pod Great things are brewing at McCafe The perfect start to every day Welcome to A Little Bit of Porn Yesterday I had one of those, oh yeah, getting old moments Because I went to the physio therapist I believe it said And I booked in 4.45, the last appointment of the day And as I was waiting, waiting good friend and you know him

Simon yeah who's two years younger than me came out and he was limping and I was like what's wrong with you he's like

oh my back and he's like what's wrong with you and I'm like oh my shoulder oh no the old boys we just had a little moment

where we were like yeah we're breaking down with those injuries you get when you start getting into your late 30s and 40s. It's the injuries you get as well. I mean, I'm not in my late 30s yet. Give it literally two months.

Yeah. But they don't go away. That's the difference. You just learn to, like my back thing, I deal with that and manage that. But my shoulder, I think it's my AC. Oh. Your air conditioning. My AC unit.

Yeah, so apparently you have a little air conditioning unit yeah in your shoulder yeah and if that's not good they'll have to operate oh really well if it doesn't go down but it's been niggly all year like this is kind of the point where i'm like i went to lift the jug and i couldn't it was real painful and i couldn't lift it maybe just a little weak bitch you need to lift and i well initially i was like well i'm just a little weak bitch yeah and then it kept happening so i was like i think i'm a little bit fun yeah i sort of yeah it's very confronting this funny moment where we're like oh yeah shit we're getting old getting old man getting old yeah for sure yeah yeah the other day um i was

getting out of bed and i made this noise like, are you doing the old person noise? The girls thought I was vomiting. Oh my God, daddy, you okay? I was like, you know, I was just like, were you being sick? I was like, no, it's just out of bed. What age do you think you get to? Is it like early forties where you start making a noise? No, I'm already making noises and I'm 34.

What noise do you make when you get up from the couch just getting up like that yeah and everyone's like oh that makes me really uncomfortable I was like

I'm in pain like that yeah yeah it was like last week and they were like staff meeting's over and you were like okay cool we'll leave

and you pushed yourself out of the chair and you went I know and everyone was like oh my god it's really inappropriate there's a lot of young people

that work for this company I was like I've just got to get out of this chair we all make noises baby and I was like oh my god it's really inappropriate there's a lot of young people that work for this company I was like I've just got to get out of this chair we all make noises baby and it was bite my bottom lip to get through the pain yeah

what is the actual noise you make when you get up yeah yeah like that I just heard it I'll be like if it's front it depends how low

like from this chair I'm on here our wheelie chairs they're quite high off the ground Jesus Christ You gotta roll You sit on the floor

I'll put the mic down Just over on Hayley's mic I'm gonna go down there On the floor I'm already tucking to my side Oh yeah That was good And that's 34

I'm 10 years younger than you Don't you forget it And I'm already grunting. Yeah, I don't think it's an age thing. It's just that you just start doing it. Do you, just because your kids thought you were vomiting, are you that dad? Brushing your teeth?

Oh my God, my dad, every morning. When we always had to do the rat test, and they were like, do it on the throat. Every time Coming over like Oh my god It's so bad That was my dad

Every morning I get this thing Called the weekend And I only ever get it On the weekend I call it the weekend coughs And I'll just start coughing And it's just like

I can't stop And then it turns into that Why are you doing that? That doesn't That doesn't sound good. I don't know. It doesn't happen on the weekdays. Okay. Maybe it's a slightly later start to the day.

Yeah. It doesn't start with like immediately like getting in there and getting the day started. Maybe you're allergic to your family. Maybe. Something I'll consider. This could be true. I was going to say, God, lucky Sade. Coming from every corner of the house.

Now I've thought about it too much and I want to do it. Don't do it because you all fuck. It's so bad, Vaughan. Don't.