ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Overtime Podcast - 19th January 2023

Episode Date: February 18, 2023

Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley pull some Overtime, and have a roll of the dice!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Hello, welcome to the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley Overtime Podcast. It's thanks to McCafe. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee by redeeming your MyMaccas rewards. What is your issue with remembering the name of our Overtime Podcast? Every single time we go to do this, he goes once a quarter again? We do it once a week and

you're not talking about this. Bourne just said I've got something for the overtime podcast and have you seen what he's got? Roll those two. He's got out his nerd dice. How many sides do they have? Well, that's both tens sided

but ones are tens and ones are ones. So that's going to give us a number between 1 and 100. Oh, okay. And then what happens? I will read from a list I found of topic conversation starters for anyone. I thought that we were going to have to take off that many items of clothes. Oh, my God. Let's do strip roll.

Strip roll, yeah. Strip roll. Okay, ready? Here we go. It is a 0, 0, and a 0. No shit. You wrote a 100. Yeah. Is that a 100? No, it's 0. Not 1.

But you can't be 0. It's got to be on there. The dice. The dice. You wrote a 100. That's fantastic. I'm pretty cool. I'm going to scroll down to 100. In the D&D world.

Lots of cool. I mean, it's cool, man. There's a 10 there. That's a great display that time. There's a 10 there, Vaughn. There's a 10 there There's a 10 there Vaughn There's a 10 and a 00 Yeah but that's No no But the 10 is for

Between 10 and 20 So you go 10 Plus that These guys are on the piss But the 0 Oh the 00 might be But you went 000 And there's no

So that is 100 Well I don't have to answer And I don't have to Take off any clothes If you woke up One morning And all of your problems Were solved What would you do For the day You're talking to a man I don't have to take off any clothes. If you woke up one morning and all of your problems were solved,

what would you do for the day? You're talking to a man with very few problems. I know. I was going to say I don't have a lot of problems. I don't know. Go to the gym. Go to work. But what if one of your problems was money and you don't need it anymore?

Or go shopping. You don't need to go anymore because you've got the perfect body. You've got the perfect you've got a rock star metabolism. A perfect wardrobe. You don't need to buy. Right.

What are you going shopping for? You're just outlining things I don't have now which is making me sad. Yeah because you thought you had no problems.

I thought I had no problems. And now you've just told me I'm not perfect. Yeah you're not perfect. What would you go shopping for? Pants. But is not having pants a problem? Because that's taking care of perfect. What would you go shopping for? Pants.

Have you not having pants a problem? Because that's taking care of it. No, because I've already got pants. Pants. Oh, pants. Sorry for popping on my P's there. What about a beautiful meal?

Yeah. And some self-pleasure? I mean, that's what I'd do. It's not a problem. It's just a little bit of fun. What do you mean? Like one time's in a wank. One time's in a wank.

You were saying you could do anything and just stay at home and have a maz. Absolutely. But that's what I was thinking. It's the only thing I can think of. Yeah. All of your problems are taken care of. But you can have a maz any other time with problems. Yeah, but I'd have a maz and a marionette pizza.

Yeah, but you've got nothing to do. Right. Okay. Might as well. We'll stop there. This is a weird. Might clear the mind and allow you to think more clearly on what you would do. Okay, you're going to roll the dice.

I get a number between one and a hundred. I've got a three, a 30 and a zero. A 30 and a zero, okay. Is that 30? Yep, that's 30. What do you look for and need in your friendships? Touch. Time.

Tequila. The three Ts. They didn't have to start with T. Look for my friends. We don't touch you at all. I know. We never hug you. That's why our friendship is currently plateauing.

Oh, wow. It's plateauing. I've worked out the friends that I'm touchy with. It's the ones I hardly ever see. And for two reasons. You don't see them very often. So you don't have to touch them. But then also when you do see them, you might seem like a really affectionate person without

actually having to be an affectionate person. Yeah. I saw someone at the wedding last weekend that I haven't seen for years. And I gave her a big hug. And that was the first time I'd seen her in years. I didn't get a big hug. But her born to hug ratio is 100%. So she's really like, that guy is so friendly and affectionate.

Right, but you're not. Whereas I see you guys every day, and you're like, he doesn't hug. He's cold. He's a cold-hearted man. He is. I struggle. I struggle with both of your lack of physical. You're more physical, Fletcher, the more drinks you have.

I've literally been wrapped around you on a scooter. Yeah. Well, no, but that's because we had to share the scooter. been wrapped around you on a scooter. Yeah. Well, no, but that's because we had to share the scooter. We were double teaming. Yeah. Yeah. And you were at the back just to avoid boners. I didn't want to feel the boner.

I didn't want to feel the boner. Because I knew it was there. And I couldn't feel it. Well, you could have. You were in that. You could have just held a little bit lower. No, I kept my hands high. Good girl.

Do you want to roll a topic? Yeah. I think I need the dice. Hang on. Do you want to roll a topic? Yeah. I think I need the dice. Hang on. Because I don't have a team. We'll just roll for them. Oh, no. I've got a team.

Look at all your nerd dice. Oh, yeah. I can do it on these ones. I can do it on the blue ones. All right. So I got 69. Nice. What's the question?

What's the favorite memory? 69. What's the favorite? Do you like to 69? What's the favourite memory you have of us together? Oh, beautiful. Beautiful, what is it? Say it on three. One, two, three. The Wiggles. Oh, I said Yum Cha.

The Wiggles was so great. The Wiggles was pretty great. That was a great night out. That was a great night out. Yeah, that was a great night out. Now let's be really sincere. Come on. Come on, drop in. Now let's be really sincere. Come on. Come on, drop in. I know it makes you uncomfortable.

Well, I don't have to answer. I'm not very good at these questions. No, you've got to drop into sincerity. I'd say the wiggles. Or that time we went to Yum Cha. Yeah, that was good too. It was yum. What time were we at Yum Cha? Lunch. All of us went. See, he can't even remember. Well, it wasn't as important to you as it was. But I go to Yum Cha all Lunch. All of us went. See, he can't even remember. Wow. Well, it wasn't as important

to you as it was. But I go to Yamcha all the time. Okay. Yeah. And I'm never there for the company. I'm there for the

pork shumai. Oh, yum, yum, yum. I'm also there for the whatever, you're there to flirt with the ladies. They fucking love you. They do love Big Daddy. When he orders for the

Daddy orders for the table. That, that, that. Bring that wagon over. That, that. Okay, Yamcha's pretty great. That, that, that. Bring that wagon over. That, that. Okay, Yumtrap's pretty great. Wiggles was really good. And then the night we had in Wellington where it all got well out of hand was quite good.

Like after you shot off for a costume change, and we went to karaoke. Great night. Great night. It was a great night, actually night What was that after? Our pub Bangers Bingo Yeah that got out of hand

That was pretty good Can I think of a time where alcohol wasn't involved? No I can't What does that say? There you go Remember when we went to Palmerston North and we went to the pub and we had a nice beer and we were just having a nice, like, casual beer and then we were like, oh, we'll go back and quickly get changed

and then we'll meet up for dinner. What good friends, what good friends. And I quickly took a COVID test and I had COVID. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah. I remember that. It was good fun. It was great times.

You had been testing every day, twice a day. Every day. And then we finally get somewhere and you got it. And then you drove all the way home like a true hero. Yeah, I did. High on cold influx. Whee! Whee!

No, that wasn't the case, but good stuff. Well, I'll put these away. For another day. And bookmark that page. Yes. Should we have a cuddle to end? No, I'm okay. I'm okay.

I'm okay. Oh, okay. I'm okay. Oh, another one in the bag. It's a Versace bag as well. If you enjoyed that, give us a rating and review and be sure

to tell your mates. You don't sound sincere there, boy. I'm just reading what's written here. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley.