ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Overtime Podcast - 29th January 2023
Episode Date: January 28, 2023Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley pull some Overtime, and ponder what they're doing while you're listening to this episode!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Fleachbourne and Hayley's Overtime Podcast.
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For the record, and this will be no surprise if you're a long-time listener to the show or podcast,
I was against doing two extra podcasts a week.
Oh, yeah.
So, yeah.
You guys rolled over.
Ross came in and he's like, the summer podcasts were great.
They were short.
You guys, it was easy for you to do them.
I was like, well, how the fuck would you know?
You witnessed zero of them.
And he's like, it was easy, blah, blah, blah.
January is going to be a great month for downloads.
So we'll just do them every day this year,
including the weekends and when you're away.
And I was just like, what?
I was about to be like, absolutely not.
New tour.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Easy.
Yeah, easy.
65 Podcast will do it.
Hayley and I have a great work ethic.
Yeah, we do.
I don't know why we do this work.
We're company people.
We realize who pays us.
Yeah.
I also have a whopping mortgage and I'm new here.
So you're scared to tell them no? Absolutely.
Whereas Vaughn borks
at... Borks? Borks.
Borks. What's that word?
B-A-U-L-K-S.
Borks. You borks at extra
work. Is that it? You borks?
You borks at extra work.
I bork at extra work.
So here we are. Yeah, but here we are
and then people are loving it.
This is the first Sunday
This is rolling out on Sunday
Yes
We didn't record it on a Sunday
Don't be fucking mad
We're not here on a Sunday
No
We're not here on a Sunday
What do you think you're doing right now
While this is playing
This is what I was going to say
Oh really
What do you think
Because if you were listening to it
On the day that it comes out
And I'm
Not everybody
Some people are Mondays
And Tuesdays
Wednesdays
Thursdays
Whatever
It's the beauty of podcasts Thanks for explaining How on demand podcasts work This is Terrestrial Radio to it on the day that it comes out and I'm not everybody there's some people on Mondays and Tuesdays Wednesdays whatever it's a
beauty of podcast
thanks for explaining
how on demand
podcast works
versus terrestrial
radio you know
it's different from
live yeah you'll
miss it if you
listen to it live
and it's gone but
that's what I was
like what are we
actually be doing
on the Sunday
what are people
be doing what are
their Sunday
traditions
then I asked you
both to my house
on Sunday
you asked me to go
to the folk festival on Sunday no I asked you guys to both come to my house on Sunday. You asked me to go to the folk festival on Sunday.
It's a trap, though.
No, I asked you guys to both come to my house on Sunday.
Heavy things need lifting, do they?
There is some demolition work to be done.
I love demolition.
But I thought you might want to come and check out the kitchen.
And then I saw my dad text me and he said, are you checking out?
My dad loves a bit of folk music.
Are you checking out the folk festival in Kewmew?
I'm just up the road from me.
And so then I looked and I thought,
wouldn't it be cute if we all went to the folk festival?
And I text you and I said, are you down to folk?
I thought that was quite clever.
Yeah, and then you said it was a bit expensive.
Well, I remember.
And that you might be going somewhere else.
And I was like, but hang on, I've already invited you to my house.
But that was the thing that I had to go to
because I don't know what I'm doing at any given time,
but I'm pretty good at knowing if I have to be doing something. Which is when I say to Fletch, don't know what I'm doing at any given time but I'm pretty good
at knowing if I have
to be doing something
which is when I say
to Fletch
do we have something
on that day
and if it's not you
Sade will know
so when I said to you
do you want to go
to the folk festival
you said I can't
I've already got
something on on Sunday
it was going to your house
so I imagine right now
while you're listening
to this
Fletch, Fawn and Hayley
are sitting with a
with a beer
on a grassy lawn listening to some folk music.
Okay.
Could be.
Fletch, I didn't pass the folk music idea because I was sort of going to spring it on you.
Yeah, does it?
Yeah, because it's not really my...
It's pretty cool, but last time we went to go and just go for the day and it was so expensive on the gate, we just sat around the corner and listened from outside.
No, but I'm not there for the music.
I'm there for the food.
You're like someone
that just goes and sits
on the road
when there's a concert
at Western Springs.
I listen from up top.
And I'm hungover too.
This is me on Sunday
because I went out
and John last night,
Saturday.
Oh, because I'm going
Friday.
Saturday.
Saturday.
Saturday.
Why aren't you going
Saturday?
Because he's going to sing Saturday night. Well, I didn't think about that. And then you're going to be going Friday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Why aren't you going Saturday? Because he's going to sing Saturday night.
Well, I didn't think about that.
And then you're going to be like, Friday.
When are you going Friday?
I'm going Friday because last time I went, he only did half a concert and then the other
ones got cancelled.
Because he died halfway through.
Because he died halfway through.
Yeah, he cried.
So I just want to go straight away.
No, you're getting the dress rehearsal.
I'm getting the real thing.
Right.
Getting the real deal.
Well, he is in Australia at the moment, isn't he?
Is he doing all right?
Playing his like 200 and something show in Australia. Yeah, i've heard it i've heard he's amazing he's just
playing all the hits yeah great i'm like the red chili peppers i can't so i heard people say the
red hot chili peppers were rubbish and i was like they played like four of their hits like i think
there was six or seven out of like 15 or 16 songs that you would have known yeah if you were the
average fan if you're like i like the chili the average fan. If you're like, I like the Chili Peppers.
Yeah.
By the way,
I'd like to,
you know,
that kind of stuff.
How do bands do that?
Well,
we're going to play
a lot of our new stuff.
Well,
you can't be a band for,
they've been a band
since like the 80s.
I know.
The 80s.
Yeah.
You're right.
It's like,
I went to ACDC years ago
and same thing,
they just released a new album.
This is like 2009.
And I was like,
put that trash away.
Just play Thunderstrike
Over and over again
Thunderstrike
Yeah that's it
Dirty Deeds
Done Dirt Cheap
Back in Black
And then go home
And smoke some crack
I don't know
Do they still do that?
I don't think they smoke crack
Are they off the crack?
Yeah they're off the crack
Well happy Sunday
It was really fun
Going to the folk festival
With you guys
Oh my gosh
Can't wait to bail on that one
What a laugh
Can't wait to say
Something's come up
But now I know
That something is already me
Oh one of Vaughn's kids
Is sick again
Oh the bloody
Snoddy nose little shits
Oh just you and me then Fletch
You
My cat's sick
You don't
Have a partner
You don't
Have other
Jobs
You don't have kids
When mum said
When does Fletch get back
From his summer holidays
Like the day before
We go back to work.
She's like, oh, he's going to struggle to adjust.
I'm like, no, because he doesn't have to do anything outside work.
He has zero obligations outside of work.
He doesn't have a partner.
He doesn't have children.
He doesn't have, you know, anything to maintain.
You've got a home maintenance post.
He's probably going to go home because he's got mints in the fridge as well.
So that's going to go off.
He can't go to the festival.
There's mints in the fridge.
This is the first week
back after
binging
in central
and south america
no I can't
can't eat that
can't do that
I can't
I can't do that
I've had a blowout
I need a detox
we're having a little
detox
I've got mints in the fridge
chicken at home
and mints in the fridge
well stay tuned
podcast listeners
to see if I
are minced in the fridge
or went to a
folk festival you're minced in the fridge now is that before Alton John on Friday you're going to to see if I minced in the fridge or went to a folk festival.
You minced in the fridge.
Now, is that before Alton John on Friday?
You're going to go for a mince in the fridge.
Hey, remember how you just gave that Uber driver five stars because you wanted five stars back?
Yes.
Let's do that with this podcast.
Oh, yeah.
Review it five stars, tell your friends, and we'll do the same for you if you ever need a review for anything.
But where are you giving me my five stars?
Well, I don't know.
Do you own a restaurant
or something?
Yes.
If you give us five stars
on this podcast,
tell us where you would
like your review
and we'll review.
We won't even go.
We'll just review your thing.
I don't want people to know
where my restaurant is.
I'm doing one of those
secret restaurants.
Oh, I was going to say
because that's exactly
the opposite of how
restaurants work.
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