I'm currently icing my groin. So I'm not currently living my. Adam is pulling his cock out and it's in a bag. He has his cock in a bag for some reason. No, I'm currently icing my groin.

Oh my God. I'm going to tell Jeff Fahey. No, but I am willing to say that ballet is extremely fucking hard. It's crazy. It's an insane thing to put the human body through.

That's a hard name. Oh my god. Judge Miller. Congratulations. You got it. That's a cool name. Looks like a good guy. And this was another episode of Judge Miller. Congratulations, Judge Miller.

I was thinking of my pencil and how tiny it gets in a cold plunge. You got a car wash? Wait. Wait, what? Cold plunge. What's up with your ink? You got a problem with it? You got one?

It gets really tiny in my cold plunge. At least you have one. Good name. A cold plunge or a dick? What were you going to talk about? Which one did you get the white, the coffin one?

I feel like my dick gets so small. And dude, it's small for like hours. Yeah, that makes sense. Hey, same here, if not years. Dude, Chloe wanted to have sex like within an hour after.

It's unreal how they, you're like, oh my God, it's like, it gets me. Real hard. What, the sharp? Who cares? Gets me hard when I slice into the meat man. It's truly an unreal experience.

And that gets you hard for real? No joke? That gets you hard? I'm like so excited to eat the steak. And a lot of it has to do with the cutting of, and I kind of slice it into tiny little slivers.

I still keep my eyes closed. Try not to think of anything because then if the mind gets racing, then you can come back to bed. Right, right, right, right. No, I get that.

Right there, just like, oh my god. Oh my god. Hitting my toes with its nose. Oh my god. That's funny. And it was scary as fuck. That's as close as I've ever been, and it was fucking scary.

I get it all out of my system. Okay. Now we're talking. And I go to Derzes. He fucking puts me through the camp, gets me shredded, makes me eat raisins for every meal. Okay.

Oh, my God. Guys. Oh, man. Dude, I didn't know we were going to go this hard.

Yeah, just from if my foot gets anywhere near it, my knees will just click. My knees are chunking. My knees just exploded. My knees are chunking. Pop up. Hip tonight.

My nets are fully stretched out, like a foot and a half. Your nets? OK. I don't know. Did you say nets? And you guys are like, oh, my god. And you think it's going to rip my balls.

You're going to like my answer. I'm going to get you sucka. It was my first rated R movie and that is a good one. That's right. We were talking about that. Oh wow. That was a good one. Oh my god.

My body's fine. Some quicker than others. My body's fine. I'm losing my mind. Oh, shit. Blake's laughing so hard. It's science. I'm losing my mind. Yeah, I'm not sure what's real.

My back's... My back's mouth. Did you put the bottle up your ass? You fucking ate them with your back mouth. I don't... I just gobbled up my back mouth.

You know I'm hard chilling. Oh, my God. Oh, I like your life right now. Yeah, it sits nice. My little opioid boy. It's super cozy. There's all these warnings all over the bottle.

I'm glad you like my tongue over Adam's. I love it. I'm pumped that mine beat out Adam's and Anders. Adam left the chat. Okay, so who's got the best palate? Um, yeah. That's really hard.

That's really hard. I feel like you guys. My tongue's the best. All just eat like fast food and shit. Well, I don't. He's angling. Adam's campaigning already. You're so hard. Goodbye.

I don't fuck with U2 that hard, but any time I hear a U2 song, I'm usually like, yeah, this is a good song. Yeah. But I don't go out of my way to listen to U2. It's a beautiful day.

Nobody told me to fucking shave my shaft, and they used scalpels and nobody taped my dick at all. Buckle up. I'm on to you, my liege. Fire away, my liege. Just chilling. What about you guys?

Yeah, sometimes it's hard to actually say my real feelings. Be your friend. Oh, guys.

By the way, he's trying hard, but I appreciate that. Note of that song. All right. I'm hard. I'm hard. Trying to get hard. I'm hard just listening. All right. Great up. God damn.

Fuck, you got me so hard with that, bro. You got me so hard with that. Oh my god. And it was right there. Oh, time out, time out. Sorry bro, let's restart the pod. Let's restart the pod.

I think I tweaked my back. I think I tweaked my back. Wait, did you really? You sneezed and threw your back out? Everybody's got a bad back. I think my back's fucked.

It gets me wiggling. Gets my butt wiggling. Is there no lyrics? Is there no lyrics? This is how we should... That's the vibes we should be bringing to every episode. I'm gonna vote for that.

From because I had to my left side of my back from bending over because I had these guys handing me beads. But there are three steps down.

He saw my best friend. So the reason I even knew about mom's ball is like I got a few DMs that are like, dude, you need to pull up the mom's ball because it's like fucking gets weird. And I'm like.

I guess we don't have to celebrate my birthday, bitch. I'm a man. That's fine. That's fine. I wasn't hungry anyway. Well, get your dick hard for once, bitch. Bitch.

I said my dear Buttson. Oh, my dear Buttson. That's pretty good. That's fun. All right. That's fun. It's a bagel. It's a bagel, my dear bagel.

My garage. It's the bin. Yeah. My garage where I keep. It's where he keeps his cats and his combs. Yeah. Yes, points. Yes, points. Yes, points. I was digging through my cat. My cat.

Yeah, I bet Blake was leaning in a little too hard at that point. I had pizza stains on my shirt. It was bad. Really? I love it. You rolled the diplomas with pizza stains on your shirt?

Yeah, you would be my favorite. You'd be my favorite. Because right now you're not my favorite podcaster, but you are my favorite actor. I'm a dude. You get braces and you have to talk through them.

I try hard. Okay, yeah. Yeah, I try hard. And my boat that doesn't work says, says that that's cool. Yeah. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart.

And then, my God, the TII nation fans in the comments were lighting me up. Yeah, they're going to do that. Yeah, it's good. Which I appreciated. Man, I was laughing so hard.

This is my apology and my take back. This is my apology and take back, Adam, I've listened to every episode of the pod. This is from them.

Yeah, so they're saying my back pain is that, and then the hip and groin pain is my torn limb bar in my hip. All right. So that's, hey, we got to the bottom of my issues. Now it's time to get better.

This is my whole life that I collected CDs. I have nine bins. Yeah. My life, my life, my life. Throw them all away. Right? Throw them all away. Nine bins? Throw everything away. Okay. They're...

It's hard for you. It is. It's hard for anybody. I'm sure it's very easy for them.

I do think it's weird when people get so fucking upset about people eating on my like, who gets, nothing bothers me, nothing bothers me. It's unflappable. Nothing bothers me. You can do anything.

No, my dad is. She gets out and like pulls her shirt up as a pistol. My dad is like, you fucking dumb fucks. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Roadway. Well, yeah, we know. We know your dad's speaking his mind. Yeah.

I feel like WrestleMania is a hard ticket to get, though. It's a hard ticket to get. It's not $1,600, though. No way.

It was just like, hello, my name is. Fuck it. Hello, my name is. I think it's for new members. Right. You hope to not wear one every time. My name is. Did you write Slim Shady? Yeah.

I don't know anything about it because my mom was the teacher. We didn't learn anything. And Barry McCockiner, I just picked my name is Jonas from that Weezer song. My name is Jonas. Right.