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Ep 16: You Are Wiping Your Ass Wrong

Episode Date: December 10, 2020

Today, this is what’s important:Parents listening to this the podcast, Adam almost murdering someone, game consoles, The Foot Fist Way, Sinbad, underw...

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and he was like, I'll tell you what, that gets, I think it's my pecker hard. And I was like, dad, what? He said, he said

we start? Yeah, let's start saying pecker. That gets my pecker hard. Peckers are important. For some reason, pecker sounds really nasty to me. I don't know

sounds really nasty to me. I don't know. Peckers a weird ass word for a ding dong. Yeah. For a shawing. It's

Would you do the listeners a favor? Kyle, I know I'd get their peckers hard. All the salad eaters out there. Yeah, what's the

out there. Yeah, what's the arugaloids? Arugaloids. Peckers would get hard if you and Blake would maybe with using your memory

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Ep 27: Have You Bought Our Merch Yet?

Episode Date: February 23, 2021

Today, this is what's important:The Super Bowl, Bruno Mars, party music, Affliction, fashion looks coming back, ASMR, merch, carnival games, repping c...

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Yeah. You know, it'll get your pecker hard. That's for damn sure. That would get my pecker hard. My pecker is hard a lot of the time, but that

you're going to parties, but at my parties, we're playing Black Street, so get out. Dude, well, obviously you mix

since the sack, dude. That's it. That gets me swimming. I was up in my daddy's nuts, just fucking jamming the

dark she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god, I gotta get out of the house. He's gonna find out that I've

it was a response to like, man, I'm trying to get into my adolescent head. I thought it was just like, no

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We're On Strike So Here Is The Best Of Episodes 16-20

Episode Date: October 19, 2021

The best of This Is Important from episodes 16 through 20. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com...

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And he was like, I'll tell you what, that gets, I think it's my pecker hard. And I was like, Dad, what? What? He said, he

we start? Yeah, let's start saying pecker. That gets my pecker hard. Peckers are important. For some reason, pecker sounds really nasty to me. I don't know

That's really nice. It's just announced itself. That gets my pecker hard. If you're lucky at this age, Jesus. I've been eating pasta

Would you do the listeners a favor? Kyle, I know I'd get their peckers hard. All the salad eaters out there. Yeah, what's up? The

there. Yeah, what's up? The arugaloids. Arugaloids. Peckers would get hard if you and Blake would maybe, with using your memory

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Ep 22: A Message Specifically For Taylor Swift

Episode Date: January 19, 2021

Today, this is what's important:Yelling 'let's go,' Adam's ass winning a twitter poll, biking gear, the Mandela Effect, the Oculus Rift, Taylor Swift...

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about that. So I'm hard. Rock hard. That's amazing. You got a hard pecker now. Peckers are hard. As hard as it gets these days. Is that

that what your dad said, Kyle? You got a hard pecker? Yeah, he said that makes my pecker hard. Yeah, didn't your dad ask you if you had

I distinctly remember it saying stoffers. How hard is your pecker? Oh, my dad was just talking about tools and said like

hair on your head, brother. Let's go. Let's go. Jesus gets my pecker hard. On the third day, he rose again, much like my pecker. Let

There's a whole untapped resource of youth money. That gets my pecker hard. Yeah, he cashed in. He did it right. I mean, that's a

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It’s A Best Of Eps (26 to 30) But We’re Back Next Week!

Episode Date: April 12, 2022

The best of This Is Important from episodes 26 through 30.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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He knows every hair on your head, brother. Let's go. Jesus gets my pecker hard on the third day. He rose again, much like my pecker. Let's

that. So I'm, I'm hard rock hard. That's amazing. You got a hard pecker now. Peckers are hard. As hard as it gets these days. Is that

that what your dad said, Cal? You got a hard pecker? Yeah. I said, that makes my pecker. Yeah. Didn't your dad ask you if you had

so I'm like, okay, shameful. Kyle, that episode did not get my pecker hard. I knew you were too vibro on that trip. Dude, son, I need

back in. I have some pills that I thought were going to get my pecker hard. But yeah, she say, sweetheart, I know at dinner last night

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The Guys Are All In The Hospital Getting Their Stomachs Pumped. Have A Happy Thanksgiving. Here Is A Best Of.

Episode Date: November 23, 2021

The best of This Is Important from episodes 21 through 25. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com...

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hair on your head, brother. Let's go. Let's go. Jesus gets my pecker hard on the third day. He rose again, much like my pecker. Let's

that. So I'm hard. Rock hard. Peckers hard. That's amazing. You got a hard pecker now. Peckers are hard. Yeah, as hard as it gets these days. Is

that what your dad said, Cal? You got a hard pecker? Yeah, he said that makes my pecker hard. Yeah. Didn't your dad ask you if you had

so I'm like, OK. Shame point. Kyle, that episode did not get my pecker hard. I knew you were too vibro on that trip on that trip, dude

back in. I have some pills that I thought were going to get my pecker hard. But yeah, she say, sweetheart, I know at dinner last night

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Ep 24: The Dudes Consider Doing a Steroid Challenge

Episode Date: February 2, 2021

Today, this is what's important:Mexico, pain pills, drugs, production during covid, puzzles, childhood home decor, birds, owls, smoking real weed whil...

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so I'm like, okay. Shameful. Kyle, that episode did not get my pecker hard. I knew you were too Vibro on that, on that trip. Dude, son

back in. I have some pills that I thought were going to get my pecker hard. But she say, sweetheart, I know at dinner last night, you

Bro, are you, are you hard right now? I've been hard all weekend. Something has made my pecker heart. It's hurting. It won't

I'm like, this is a lot. And she's like, well, no, there's hardly any pieces. Was she like, it's a bit, you fucking idiot. It

He probably needed the pills. His pecker is too hard. He needs something to soften his pecker. Vibroing at a high level. This

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Best Of: The Guys Have Baggage

Episode Date: January 24, 2023

The best of luggage talk!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Shove it up your ass. I'm going to get, I might shove some of it up my ass. No, no, no. Some of it is

nerds. I would, yeah, for sure. For sure at my school, you're getting pumped. I don't know if you would get full on

so I'm like, OK. Game point. Kyle, that episode did not get my pecker hard. I knew you were too vibro on that trip on that trip. Dude

back in. I have some pills that I thought were going to get my pecker hard. But yeah, she say, sweetheart, I know at dinner last night

Everything. Bro, are you hard right now? I've been hard all weekend. Something has made my pecker hard. It's hurting. It won't go

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Ep 223: Smile For Daddies

Episode Date: November 12, 2024

Today, this is what's important: The election, jeopardy, working out, vaccines, Halloween, NBA team owners, billionaires, Nebraska, the hunt, pizza, &...

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other day because you were like, yeah, I biked so hard that like my muscles, but then I was like, do cyclists get the

it. I'm never thinking about anything. Hardly ever. Say it! Hardly ever in my thinking. Same, yeah. Like, that's what I

s going on there? So my... Big ass nuts. My middle, well, so I'll get to that. Okay. My middle kid wanted to be

And you were the face of it. Oh my god. But I was able to get four tickets courtside which was very

would love to do it. I know you would. I don't... It's not getting my pecker hard, but I mean... Finally. It might be pretty fun. It would be

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Ep 252: Scorching Hawt Nap Talk

Episode Date: June 10, 2025

Today, this is what's important: Male friendships, camping, baseball, Workaholics, napping, jerking off, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Pee-wee Herman, & m...

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okay, we'll give it, sure, sure. Yes, points! I get asked by my homies to go on a guy's trip at least twice a year

How we love our family. I've spent a lifetime trying to get my mother to love me, but the price is too high. And how we

goblers, but I told you guys that my neighbor directly across the street used to get butt naked in her window. And she

20 feet apart or however far and she'd get butt naked yeah and me and my friends would pop popcorn and watch the

dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Coming down like. Got me hard, got my pecker hard. I wanna see the, what is it, MI8? I'm excited about

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The Best There Is, The Best There Was & The Best Of Eps 46-50

Episode Date: August 27, 2024

The best of This Is Important from episodes 46 through 50.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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the teenage soul. And like, I feel like my church was like, you gotta get this brother. Dude, it was all the souls

up it's gonna come up tomorrow I know hard-boiled dog. Okay, when I get back in the corner I yell and I realize

it for sure. Harry and his Hendersons. That'd make my pecker hard. Yeah, get off, King. I'd watch it. I'd watch it for sure. Harry

Harry and his Henderson's. Hey, that'd make my pecker hard. Yeah, get off, King. Get off, King. I love, I love like everyone's

that was late 90s because that was like can't hardly wait the party was getting busted Everyone had this good at all perfect

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Ep 35: Which One Of Y'all Kick'd Me?

Episode Date: April 20, 2021

Today, this is what's important:Hump day, the baby making positions, judging a book by the cover, LSD, behind the scenes of the Karl's wedding episode...

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you. That is very important stuff. Yeah, for real. That gets my pecker hard. Yeah, man. Mine was nine months ago. So you know, like

I don't think my mother was violent to my father. I think my dad was like, honey, let me get into our

dark she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god, I got to get out of the house. He's going to find out that I

all before that. We're getting a zoo. It was, we're getting a zoo. He really wanted to get a zoo. Oh, that movie's

too long ago. Your kids are on LSD? Yes. Get over it. Oh my god, bro. Oh my god. Rush Hour 2. Oh, Rush Hour, Rush

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Ep 17: The Dudes Get A Little Drunk

Episode Date: December 15, 2020

Today, this is what’s important:Working on set during covid, Thanksgiving, Amish folk, a break down of who is winning the Grammy's Best Song category,...

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we saying? That made my pecker grow or whatever. Oh, yeah, pecker. That made my pecker hard. I was thinking about that. My dad definitely is the

If this is the Thanksgiving episode, I'm getting the turkey bazoombas on my plate, baby. Give them. Oh, dang, turkey

I do feel that Anders weight, like my weight goes to my I get chin fat, I get a fat head. Right. And then

Right. And then secondly, like I just my dunker just bottoms out. Yeah, I get a trump bod. Thank God. But Dersey, it

We own such a small part of the company. It's hard for us to even get six baskets. There's going to be a can in my

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Ep 48: Sorry Cancer, You’re Off the Project (Adam’s Dad Is The Project)

Episode Date: August 3, 2021

Today, this is what's important:The community, Dennis Devine's cancer update, crying, bro families, Nick At Nite, movies that star animals, being call...

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that. Yeah, that's what it was for me. My wife and I were trying to get pregnant for a long time. And then

dark she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god, I got to get out of the house. He's going to find out that I

sure. Harry and his Henderson's. That'd make my pecker hard. Yeah, get off, king. Get off, king. I love, I love like everyone's

she feared for her life. She was like, Oh my God, I got to get out of the house. He's going to find out that I

so. Go off, King. So this is me thinking I was getting big times so hard in a way that like I just couldn't imagine. So

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Ep 65: A Very Horny Holiday Episode

Episode Date: December 21, 2021

Today, this is what's important:Eyeliner, sexy sponsors, strip clubs, Hits From The Streets, BET Uncut, the sexiest videos, Urban Outfitters, The Frea...

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I have eyeliner and shit on for it. It's so fucking hard to get eyeliner off, dude. What do you mean you have

eggs come at us. Yes. Yeah, we're not getting any, like, hey, AstroGlide, excited to get, I'm excited to use the product more. It

don't know if he's seen it. I know why it got my frick fricking rock hard, dude. It's because it was like a

It's because it was like a hard. Oh, that's right. My bad. Yeah. Sorry. Got your pecker hard. It was like a it was like a

you're a nerd. Wait a second. And can I get my key out of my pocket? Barely. Yeah. You go in. You kind of