saying go walk down the street to get i walk down the street and get shit all the time yeah i go to the deli right by my apartment and i get food but they're they don't they don't have good food no and i hate

I hate him. The worst. I hate Sirianni. He's a thug. Where do you want to go outside of the United States? Is there anywhere you're dying to visit? Patagonia? I want to go to Patagonia really bad.

And then there are the barracuda in the sort of rivers in like South America. Yeah. That I am more, those are piranhas. Piranhas. I'm more afraid of piranhas than I am of barracuda. That's for sure.

thinking seriously about having them killed or killing them no ever like not even close to be honest really yeah never even close even just a flash my parents when i was like 10 oh that's sad i fucking hate

To the best of my knowledge, this was not covered in driver's ed now i took driver's ed i was 16 35 19 years ago yeah my guess is that the country of the united states of america at that time did not have

Probably one of the worst places to go to college in America. Why? It is so far away in the middle of fucking nowhere. There is nothing for miles.

Weak men hate eggs.

But what is it in America? It's just 50-50 on the dot. So if that's true, then I was way off.

You're just going to the coolest places in America? What the fuck? That's not fair. All right. We'll see you guys on Thursday. ¶¶ ¶¶ So I looked older till you came around.

I don't think any of them hate each other. The women? Yeah, no one gives a fuck. You don't think a bunch of women don't actually like each other?

I hate briefs. You got like Nat Geo tits, but balls. Yeah. I would probably skip it with them. We'd all just fucking jump over them. Have you ever measured the inches? Of my balls? Yes. No.

I hate that. What? When people are fucking with you. I can remember. It's not funny. When I was in my senior year of college, I asked this guy, this running back on the football team.

something was up at the fireplace so everyone would like go to like some some dudes were just there as i think admirers and then other people were there on the end of tour of dudes yeah the dudes that hate

walking around and he was like holy shit and then like at the end of it there's just things like no cameras nothing i have a child's mind yeah but i mean you people will be curious about that chicks hate

from that i don't need assistance that's where you need to be that that's where you expose yourself those are the reels use the smith machines yeah we leave our ego at the door dumbbell lateral raise hate

down to fucking brazil and fish i know because you'll be the only guy out there with your i never understand places where it's just wild fish do they not run out of fish because that's a big thing in america

She was like, I hate Russians. I hate Putin. I wish death on him. If I ever saw Putin, I'd kill him myself. Really? She was so mad.

Just because she couldn't even fucking bear the sight of a Russian in America. Damn. That's kind of how we were when Japan bombed Pearl Harbor. Right. Put them in internment camps. Yeah.

Because I think the cool thing now is to hate Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah, but this is 2000, literally 2006 or 7. This is fucking, you, Jerry Seinfeld.

Because I think the cool thing now is to hate Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah, but this is literally 2006 or 2007. You weren't even born yet. Well, I was. I was probably six or seven.

I hate to hear that. It's sad because Quiggs is out at fucking pop punk, fucking raging. I know. What the hell is he doing out there? Quiggs is supposed to be the backbone of darts. Same with Max.

It just scared the shit out of all the scientists and even a lot of the weapons producers in America. It's pretty spooky. It is scary.

Boy, do they hate margarine. Romeo and Juliet, Bennett's family, they own. I can't believe it's not butter. Yeah.

you don't not at all but which you wouldn't be the life you've chosen wouldn't be like more happy not doing it whoa i love doing comedy yeah he hates traveling so would you rather just dread it you hate

No, no. to say the least are you talking about are you you're not meaning conch no no well they do have uh delicious conch fritters there or a nice conch salad and i hate to say the word me too it makes

And I hate to say this because I hate them boys. That's a dub easily. Vikings, dub. Titans, dub easily. Vikings, dub. Titans, dub. Packers, dub. Texans. Packers? Where is the Packers game?

I mean, dude, the Chiefs, they're a mess right now. They'll be lucky if they have any players by the beginning of the season. How are they a mess? What are you talking about?

It's kind of crazy that we have that in America. Yeah. Sea to shining sea. What other places are on the... I guess Greece, maybe.

The Chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl. You should bet on their wins over. Yeah, if you can already bet. Oh, the schedule comes out today. Patriots has been out for a couple days. I saw that.

You hate to see a black man believe in his son. Yeah, pretty much. That's what it comes down to. Yeah. That's how you've always felt about things. You hate to see a black man get paid. Yeah.

that movie really I really hate it I loved it I never watched it I started it twice and was like it just made me feel like I mean I I would think you would hate it because I don't like movies like that

I hate when my dad has unkempt pubes. It literally infuriates me. I had to call my dad the other day because I was pre-ordering his gift. And I called him and I said, how's that bush doing? Yeah.

Speeches now though, it's just you just go up and you go, good evening, people of America. And then you go back, you listen to I Had a Dream and he's like- MLK was quivering.

peek i'm not gonna take a peek but you are in a sweet spot like once you get way bigger, once your special comes out and everything, and tires comes out, then you will get an avalanche of unwarranted hate

you don't have to get a beer I don't need it that badly Now Francis needs his beer I guess Golly 11am Let's get Francis a beer It certainly isn't 11am I know it's like 1 You don't like a pork loin i hate

They did Rediscovering America, and Nick was wearing all black, and they went to a bar, and these guys cornered him and pulled a knife on him and asked if he was Antifa. Come on. Yeah.

You hate nature. Oh, yeah. Everything I eat is a science experiment.

And I hate myself for it. I can't help it. I've gotten in accidents sacrificing for this.

people were like hack hack festival there was some pretty big like good comedians in that photo chapelle's in the photo what are you talking about yeah chapelle john stewart people just want something to hate

I hate the worst flight in America is New, at least that I've done is New York to Phoenix. Yeah, that's a long one. Because you think it's going to be halfway across the country.

soy replacement meat yes yeah i used to drive that thing had a panic attack in it twice brutal panic attack too almost crashed it while having a panic attack and uh yeah and then i kind of started to hate