It starts off as a robbery, but it ends up like, I'll give you some food if you can prove to me that God exists, right? Yeah. So he follows, and they're like, no, we'll show you a God.

Oh, God, got it. Listeners at home, Eli is doing physical shenanigans.

John Travolta gets stabbed in the neck with the god stone. He still got that.

Yeah, thank God they cut and changed camera, they need to cut. All right. Yeah, thank God they cut and changed camera angles to get that botched shot. That was really important.

Oh my God, are you kidding me? You're not. Of course you're not.

Oh my God. Payable to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Oh God. Oh, and then there's this great moment.

Oh my God. A bonus for someone else, yeah. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

So we cut to tartan charity in the woods together for having the most boring god damn relationship in the history of cinema. Oh my god.

Because you're like, oh my god, this movie's so boring. Okay, we get it. They hung up flyers together and then it just goes on. Oh my god.

And if your God wouldn't forgive you, he's not your God. That's a shit God. He's pretty shitty God. Yeah. You need a better God. You deserve a better God.

Yeah, this is where the Lord wants them to go to Ohio. And I'm like, no, loving God would ever send anyone to Ohio. This is bullshit. This is great moment.

What God said. So we got to Kirkland, Ohio or as it was known at the time out west. This is where Sydney Rigden enters the picture. Yeah.

God awful. Movie. Movie. Movie.

He's telling God what the Bible says in case God forgot I guess yes, right Yeah, yeah in case God forgot how his own book opened He's like I would just want to remind you it was your word that started

I became a Christian momentarily, it was like, thank God. There is a God, he cut the audio finally. Yeah.

But also, aren't they under the control of God now? Isn't that the movie is telling? So God couldn't just like supply oxygen to the cabin at this point.

Even when God is doing it, God is bringing, so God is up there being like, how long before they get to our spot, it's right, yes, it goes slow because of what? Heaven is so far away.

I'm God. I think he's reading them in like a fishing me I can't zoop them right now. I'm God. I think he's reading them in like a fishing thing and he's worried about breaking the line.

She's like, God sure has rescued us a lot. And he's like, yep, he never forsakes us through the entire movie. And that's the end of the scene. Oh God.

Angerly just teaching to God.

I'm God, I sent you a sign. It's just the physical arm goes the way.

God awful. Movie. Movie. Movie. Movie.

If God is real and Eli goes to hell, he's in the cast of this show forever. God damn night mayor for one straight hour. Oh, it really is.

God created it, because God creates everything, and then Satan stole it from God. It was his idea. First. Yes.

We return for the generic Ray Comfort video wrap up conclusion of evolution versus God. Hey, God, you wanted to see me?

Oh god.

And they're like, yeah, man, for the rest of my god damn life. Oh God. Is this why he says like, yeah, have you thought about this stuff?

Oh my god. Oh my god. Like all the way. This is full of Christianity. Have they always been this Christian? No. No, they've been building to it. Okay. No, they feature this cross throughout.

Oh my God, Scar. Scar's get, what Jafar's not gay? Really? I'm gonna need Jafar. they've been here coding our villain. Scarred. Oh my God. Scar. Scar's get what? Jeffars not gay. Really?

Oh my God. What? And I know it. So I think it's a reference to the transporter. No. No. An homage to that other Jason state.

With no context, by the way, they're just like, God is dead. Boo. They always offer that Nietzsche quote out of context, like Nietzsche found God dead in an amongest game.

God no. A lot out there. Yeah. Definitely check out that website. What that is going to do it for psychiat on mid-journey? Oh God no! A lot out there. Yeah. Yeah. We'll only check out that website.

What is this have to do with God awful movies? There's God in it. They wear religious. There's a crazy fucking Vin Diesel. Shut up. You made a dog gay today. Carol, what do you know?

Hey, how many bowls of blood will God pour out? Do you think they're a specific Number of bowls of blood that God are gonna pour out? So and then she says and I love this so god damn much.

No, the god came and cleaned all that. Oh, okay.

Everybody that is except for the guy who just turned his life over to Jesus and therefore has armor of God powers. Oh, yeah. He's got the Magneto helmet of God that blocks the mind control.

Yeah, we've doxed God. Yeah, we doxed God. He's on the maroon. Let's go get him. Let's ride. Yeah, let's go with the magic school bus kids and kill God.

fights God damn dragon just like in Sumerian.

And I'm like, no, cause they had a god that was the sun. That was Utu. That was the Sumerian sun god. You're just wrong.

There's this great moment where the daughter's like, God, I wanted a better castle. Are you serious, Mom, a seven bedroom, Arathian, God? No one's going to want to come to my parties here.

And then as though the movie isn't already broken, he's like, you only do what you do because God allows that. And the demons like, yeah, that's weird, right? Why wouldn't God stop it?

I wasn't going to, you know, I loved God too much. And Russell Crowe's like, doesn't seem like you loved God too much. Also, you snifter panties.

Yeah, he even says I'm gonna open a can of wrath of God and I'm like, oh, because he can't say whoop ass But then he says I'm gonna open a can of wrath of God all over your sorry ass And I'm like, oh

Oh God, who cares about?

He's like, I ain't all eating, I'm a dog, but I'm not loving this. Yeah, he's like, oh, God, that was fucking miracle, whip. God, dammit. Yeah, the dog is struggling. Yeah. Like legit.