the Lord wants them to go to Ohio. And I'm like, no, loving God would ever send anyone to Ohio. This is bullshit. This is

so far as like, are you sure God wants me to go to Ohio? I was really hoping the God would want me to stay right

bat. You don't get shotgun anymore. What God said. So we got to Kirkland, Ohio or as it was known at the time out west

where he goes, only Joseph Smith is a prophet, Joseph loves God, is something that happens during an argument. So they were

women, dude. What can I say? Is that God's will, man? Yeah. And I love that he threatens him here with being

weird visions when I was 13 to and I also I love that Jesus and God appeared to him and Jesus just goes, I am Jesus

a molasses don't worry about it Just get Get off me you're loving my life and we we're in so love we love it. It's great You

like nerd give me your lunch So all right, but so curlin Ohio grew really fast Yeah, you got to have somewhere for all of

vision. Alvin gets to go to heaven after all plus God totally loves my church And then just just to be super clear about

now, yeah, we even have a little montage of Joey only loving Emma with it. They have leaf fights. They play on swings

but we we learn at the end of this scene that Ohio, the border to Ohio is protected by drones, right? It's so good

because they set it up as, okay, we know the border of Ohio, that infamously terrible border state is patrolled by

by deadly drones. Yes. So what do they do? They go to the Ohio border and lo and behold there are drones there and then

you know there's there's drones that'll shoot at you in Ohio and the next scene is Nate and JJ going into

and the next scene is Nate and JJ going into Ohio going like fuck, there are drugs that shoot at us. Oh, why

getting to ask Eli how bad was this movie? Well, if you love God's Not Dead, but you wish it took on the hard hitting issues

Emma Saxon. That's where's Bob's and Dugnut. Oh God, I love that meme. I saw that meme like 15 years ago. You

the bully wants to have a word with his Jesus loving bastard ears. Oh my God. But the best part is, right, so again, this is

And I wrote my notes. So that's why I didn't like American gods. I was always wondering because you know Really dug that

up seven. Like what are you fucking talking about? He goes Ohio is climbing there goes, Florida. It's Those are the actual

in your head. You did. Uh-huh. And episode six, only God could love a fuck up like you. I don't think we should have fuck

this. So if you could just say it's awful skibbity in this Ohio at some point during the episode, just if you can work it

real controversy on an episode people we're getting to Ohio that was your chance Fuck Amateurs have them on our show

Fellow AO3 survivor, everybody. Yes. Amen. Pretty skibbity Ohio up in here, isn't it? So... Free frame. Cecilia, we free

selling ass bleach for autism. Cecilia, say Skivity, Ohio. Skivity, Ohio. Skivity, Ohio. Yeah! All right, Morgan, you have no fucking idea

metaphor. And he's like, there's also a dinosaur. Right. God awful. Movie. Movie. Movie. Movie movie movie Welcome back

This is how they present the problem of evil. Why would a loving God allow Barack Obama to be elected president? But the answer

jumps into explain that his anti-semitism comes from loving Jews too much. He's like, he's looped around to anti

states, but it's like double stamps in some states. Like Ohio. I can't bully, I'm surprised you even voted. Yeah, given

s a real thing that happened. Roger Waters sued the ever-loving shit out of the producers of this movie, and now has the

wants to fucking apple pie? There's an apple pie counts God awful movie

We feel and wait for it. The big apple core. Toledo Ohio. The big apple of the Midwestern part of

apple of the Midwestern part of Ohio. They're basically the Dayton of Northwest Ohio. And we're not just throwing that

dungeon farm? What was going to? Yeah What I love Tim like I never loved your mother. Anyways, you can't go to the party

Taft concert. If they were in, say, I don't know, Toledo, Ohio, and Fort Wayne, you know, one of the big metropolitan

stars. So, hear me out. I'm at a truck stop in Dayton, Ohio and just whatever comes through the hole, I'm sucking at

I don't. What? Hey, there. Inward lover. You've been out loving some inwards. I'm sorry. What? Oh, you know what I mean. I

the moment he realized like these men of God are essentially speaking gods wisdom or gods words about me To me now in this moment

was terrified of her vagina, but turns out I love the pussy. I've loved it the whole time. Just didn't realize it until

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for loving and setting me free. Thank you for giving your life just

racist you will love this movie. 50% blind side, 50% loving the bad man, it's loving the white man. I don't

free shipping by going to blueaprin.com slash God awful. You will love how good it feels and tastes to create

out kind of plan. You know what I'm saying? He end up in Ohio. It doesn't matter if you're going to

It doesn't matter if you're going to Ohio, you end up in Ohio. So let me head back to the school where we

until it gets revealed she enforces that theory and I was loving this. Okay. There's some minor changes that could really

What I love, so he goes back into Apologice and we just, we learn just

fucking couch. That was weird. You know how they have love seats? This is a hate seat

way that isn't boring wordplay. Well, yeah. You will love this movie. You'll tolerate it. Okay. So what's pretty

hyal. Don't do a hyal. That. How many times did I say hi, Ohio? Starts to see him. Yeah, so she's sitting around awful

providing stuff Get you more hours at TGI Fridays. He's a loving God. Fuck off. Yeah. Right. Exactly. And let's credit where

Antifa biker gang of the world took over a Walmart in Ohio and the world plunged into anarchy. Nope. Yeah, you know

re storming the strategic location of our town in rural Ohio. Yeah, it's gonna, it's gonna be a big takeover of the

thing because so because he's like, you know, why would a loving God do all of this and Sophie's answer? Of course, because she

because she's because he's like, you know, why would a loving God do all of this? And so if he's answer, of course, is

to tyranny. Yeah. As long as this one little town in rural Ohio is still around, America has changed. That's what they're

loose as a plate? Why Seth doesn't talk to us anymore. God awful. Movie. Movie. Movie. movie Welcome back to the

Mormon guy. And Eli, how bad was this movie? Well, if you love people quietly reading, but you wish you'd have the sound

of discovering the lost treasure of Shangri-la, you will love this movie. This entire movie, by the way, this entire

a pistolmologist searching for truth in old time, the Ohio. But yeah, his brother shows up and he starts explaining to

so he's preaching out of the book and Mormon, everybody's loving it, but now he's gotta go see the bosses and the bosses

might be able to support your suburban life in Bayon, Ohio, wherever the fuck you live. So, you know, I went house

getting thrown into all of us by a demon. And I will be loving this movie. Right. Sadly, no. It's like, that's on you

more of the popes Exorcist Hey podcast listener, do you love God awful movies? Were you open a grab some platinum night

moment there. He's like, trust me, a mother's love is just like God's love. And I wrote my notes. I mean, personally, my

to, I wasn't going to. I wasn't going to, you know, I loved God too much. And Russell Crowe's like, doesn't seem like you

to put them out again. Like a vending machine. Feet! God awful. Movie. Who will be who will be who will be who will

off from the confessional portion of the show. Awesome. I love it. We usually save that for the middle. All right, so he'd

Jimmy get shot and dies and dies, but first he has the the gods not dead. I don't want to go to hell right Yeah, exactly

a gas station keychain rack with all the names on it. In loving memory of Jamie, they ran out of James. They ran out of

of jail she like goes to Columbia I just want to point out Ohio is only one state away bro we could get that go fund me up

here. Yeah, okay. I talked to my dad. All right. It's fine God awful movie movies OOBE OOBE OOBE OOBE OOBE OOBE OOBE OOBE

All right. So Eli, how bad was this movie? Well, if you love hearing about other people's work drama, but they use too

great protagonist. He says they called him Wolf Hunts in Ohio, Missouri, Illinois. And then it's like, the question is

into it, but you should absolutely Google wolf hunts in Ohio, Missouri, and Illinois. It is the strangest, most

up Tom Barringer's chest on the lake shore. Oh my god, I love this scene. All you needed to sell me on this movie