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Found 72 episodes containing keywords Mark Rylance
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Teachers

Episode Date: April 19, 2023

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I still feel bad about supply teacher Mark. To this day, only three of us know where he was buried.

Special Effort Award went to Ed Wilkins and Mark Linton for their carrot-themed Batadecola flamenco robes, which was then withdrawn by Sean Bean, who felt the robes to be dangerously provocative.

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Dentists

Episode Date: April 12, 2023

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Or maybe that's Mark Commode. So can you get to his house in an hour from where you are? Oh, I tell you where I could get to. I'm going to be driving through the New Forest ladies today.

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The Arctic

Episode Date: March 8, 2023

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Mark Franklin brought that bloke who played Shane Ramsey from Neighbours and Louis Moore, Doe Eowyn, Lisa Harris and Mark Curtis all left early and disgust as there was no sign of that bloke who played

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Snappy Little Non-Episode Announcement

Episode Date: February 1, 2023

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Mark, come on, give it five stars. That's like the opposite of the other film that can't be mentioned, isn't it? You've decided to go all the way to the other end of the spectrum.

And he said, it's Mark with a C. Just because that's what he's used to saying. And the person just looked at him, slightly confused. And when he got given his cup, it was addressed to... Clark.

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Dogs

Episode Date: January 4, 2023

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Yeah, basically, the noise Mark Knopfler makes when he gets up off a sofa is better than their entire band catalogue. Do you know what I mean? Well, I think you're both being outrageous.

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Crisps

Episode Date: December 28, 2022

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Christine Smythe muddied the headspace waters further by claiming that 21 was Mark Knopfler's aide when he formed his first band, The Silver Heels.

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Glass

Episode Date: October 26, 2022

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That's Mark Lawson wearing a nappy. Reading the necromicon. They're grabbing himself to my sandwiches.

This one we're going to play today is from Mark from not Bremen, but Manchester. He writes, Hello Beans, I Come Bearing a Gift, The Gift of Song.

Mark, not from Bremen, but Manchester. Thank you very much. Very good. Thank you, Mark.

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Mail

Episode Date: October 19, 2022

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So that's an order of magnitude, Mark. We're not even comparing like with like. Um, okay, two things to say to that. One is no algorithm or human here can distinguish between our voices.

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Hats

Episode Date: September 14, 2022

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And Mark Spencer. He's got a lot. So, this is essentially, this is Mike's stagewear that we see. And apparently, fairly mundane t-shirt. Just thrown together. Just thrown on. Some trousers.

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Teeth

Episode Date: September 7, 2022

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And mark my words. We will get to the... Was it Russell Crowe? Don't worry, mate. Yeah. Just going to prop open your mouth with this panini. Sorry, Henry. I cut off your...

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Swords

Episode Date: July 27, 2022

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's double-touch layup, which was power-hooked off the royal backboard and threw the hoop by Mark Evans, 1645-style. All hail the Lord Protector, Sean B. OK, well, that's the end of that episode.

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Sitcoms

Episode Date: July 6, 2022

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Dear Beans, this is from Mark. For over 10 years, this is a bollocking for Mike. Oh dear. Go to alright, Mark. I'm ready.

And he wants, he wants it as Mark Petzold, and not Carl or Carrie or... He wants to be called Mark Petzold and not Mark Petzold. He wants to be called by his actual name, you mean? Yes.

I can make that right, Mark. Bollocking accepted. Bollocking accepted.

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Tubes

Episode Date: June 22, 2022

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I think what I wanted to do really was maybe mark 100 years since the start of World War I, subconsciously. Yeah, yeah, that's a nice way to do it.

Jessica Gunn's revenge of the least favourite sibling beasted Mark Constable's Imaginer Pig with a rifle in the ditch and pitch, and the evening drew to a dramatic close as Lucky Quirk was braced for the