the world. I just retweeted a guy who made a drawing of my face in South Korea today. He periscoped it, and then it

money for a 19-year-old. That's like the chores and mowing the lawn, right? She's standing by her hamburger phone waiting

going so I am Mexican and I actually do mow lawns for a living I really do mow lawns for a living. I really do. That's not

going and what keeps me actually mowing lawns is my dad's motto. He goes, look, mijo, mow lawns, mow money. And I'm just like, whoa. If

It would have been pretty blown. It's a good thing you mow lawns for a living and don't fix mic stands. Because you were

fucking Monday night of their lives? Huh? Yeah, baby. Oh my goodness. Mama, we made it. You are here. You guys did it

this show, two of the funniest guests in the world, two of my favorite comedians, legends of New York, here quite often

♪ Joe DeRosa! Oh, yeah, baby. 226 sign-ups and two of my favorite guests of all time. What's up, Chris? Hello. How

that. Hallelujah. Hell yeah. And you sleep on a Stevie Ray lawn. Okay. George Kritchick. Fun times. It was your first set

just drive me lowrider to the scaffolding location. Mow the lawn on my way in. Mira, senor, yo necesito hablar una cosa

the most unique goods every single month. I have some of my favorite box of awesome gifts that I've been given. The

you love when you're separated. I gave one of these to my 75-year-old mother. I swear to God, she's so confused. She

about this amazing technology. Oh, yeah. I gave one to my mom. It's so great because it looks just like a regular

happens, right here. Brian motherfucking Simpson, welcome my friend. The man, the myth, the legend, I just did the

tried. Hey, if you're available Thursday, I'd like you to mow my lawn. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Red Band, Red Band, Red Band. It's

from the Comedy M night of their lives tonight, huh? Oh my goodness. We made it. Make some noise for Brian Red Band

here. Joe. Joe, no. Joe, over here. Wow. Oh my God. Unbelievable. This? My fellow Americans. I wanna thank you for

lot of butt hole pictures. All right. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, here we go. How are we? America, we feel good? How

of the United States. I'll give it to my wife. You know my wife, Jill? Love her, yeah. She's one of the

like I was on meth. I came in, I ran a 5K of blue jeans, I mowed my lawn, I even did all 12 steps of AA. Now I was feeding when I

in here, Mark. We're gonna have fun here tonight. Three of my favorite human beings. Welcome back to the show, guys. What

He's on tour. MarkNorman.com. Oh, yeah. Check out my OnlyFans. That's right. Yeah. Fiddle-ddle-ddle-ddle-ddle. I

Hello, Austin, Texas. How are we? Yes, I'll tell you about my dream. I want an American passport. And I need help with

you flying too? Oh, man. Can I get a double gin and tonic? My wife and I are going on vacation. So you're a comedian, huh

don't work anymore. What does that mean, mowing your own lawn? I've seen my wife mow it, three times there in the day, you

rhabelsis? Actually, I'm seeing my doctor later today. Did you say Rebelsis? My dad's been talking about Rebelsis

private insurance plans? Well, I'll definitely be asking my doctor if Rebelsis is right for me. Rebelsis. Ask your

for guests that I'm not allowed to announce. Hey, he was my friend. Shut the fuck up. Can't groan

friend. Shut the fuck up. Can't groan my jokes about my own dead friend. All right. September 20th, Lansing

only Mexican every other weekend or whenever my dad came to mow the lawn which is fine. I'm new to stand-up comedy. Rita

writers and performers in Austin, Texas. And there he is, my best friend and arch-nemesis, David Lucas. For those of you

black guy walks towards me and instinctively I grabbed my purse even though logically I know he's not for sale

Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause He did steal my wallet though. And now we're back. All right, Christina

Enrique, everybody. Aah! Vulcan, what the fuck's up? Whoo! My girlfriend, she froze her eggs recently for family planning

is cross-country. Because I'm Mexican, my mom taught me how to mow a lawn before she taught me about safe sex. That

in there. It's like three inches thick. Now I have it in my front pocket. It's so slick and smooth. I'm never going to

I'm never going to have another wallet for the rest of my life. I agree. Don't be a buffoon. Get 10% off today with

me. Every time I feel happiness. My friend says a lot of dumb stuff. My friend was like, dude, America is

just joking. All right. I'm black from the waist down. Oh my God, I love it. Hans, how do you feel about this making out

yard work? Yeah, mow the lawn. I used to have to mow the lawn in me. I ain't making my kids do none of

and gentlemen, that is indeed D-Madness on the base. Oh, my goodness. Everything is in its place. The crew is golden

get started, here's a little bit more fun. on the base. Oh my goodness. Everything is in its place. The crew is golden

tonight's fucking show, huh? Ladies and gentlemen, two of my favorite comedians, two of the best guests in the history

t really listen or watch anybody's podcast, including all my best friends. But these two run a show, Are You Garbage

to you talk about Jesus. And they did. And they mowed the lawn, and they cleaned out the garage and they came back

write a new chapter, one in which you have hair you know my dad goes to sam's club he he's like one of the last people

a happy new year and I mean that from the bottom of my well I don't have a heart but and I wanna I hope all your

get up nine times. I'm working 12 hours a day in Chicago mowing lawns, trying to get up at least nine times a week. Let's go to

What do you do for work? Wall burgers, right? Mowing lawns in Chicago. You mow lawns in Chicago. The Guatemalans, man, hold up the

work. It's very stimulating. Unbelievable. Not only do you mow lawns, you also dig yourself into massive holes. Working on it

a while. They are great. I find myself just having one in my mouth the whole time. I don't even know that I am getting

all that tall grass. So make sure you're downstairs lawn is mowed. Get yourself feeling as sweet as candy by going to

Inside this ball care bunny basket, you'll find their lawn mower 4.0 trimmer, weed wacker 2.0, ear and nose hair

bag to hold your goodies. Red ban. Yeah, it's amazing. The lawn mower 4.0 trimmer is an elite electric trimmer. It has

that is designed to trim hair on loose skin. The lawn mower 4.0 is also waterproof. It's equipped with an LED

Hi, everybody. Welcome back to this planet. These are my friends from Australia. Give it up for the Australians in

this one No, I didn't need to This one I needed to laugh my ass off. I really needed a good laugh, and I needed to do

I can move. I can't see. All right. You're stepping on my lines, Iron Patriot. Just relax. Take a breath through that

are you helping the gays with? Moving? Shopping? Mowing the lawn? What do you mean, help the gays? I don't know. Yeah

you, I am amazed with how much money people spend on their lawns. Like, you know how people in LA spend a lot of money, like

that we've seen before that we absolutely love. They're my favorite thing in all the comedy, truly two of

favorite thing in all the comedy, truly two of my funniest friends. And it's such an honor to always get to

and Joel Bird, Joel Jimenez. Let's see Whoa! Wow! Oh my God! Vampires! For the first time ever! No? That you guys

time ever! No? That you guys have been on before? Wow! My goodness, I didn't even know that. Am I correct? You are

riding lawnmower? I don't think he mows. He doesn't mow the lawn. He doesn't mow the lawn at all? He has a, he has a Vladimir

Violence, including what Brian Redbottom do, which is my podcast. And so don't forget, you can just do that

no different. Two of the best at this show, two of my favorite comedians, two of the funniest human beings on the

Two of the best at this show, two of my favorite comedians, two of my favorite human beings. Put your hands together

I just wanted to show you that I care. And I was like, oh my god. You don't have to spend money on me to show me that

she got better grades, and then she got better at mowing the lawn, and then she got better at basketball. This shit is

sweater parties, and how do I maximize my time, savoring holiday moments, and minimize my time shopping for gifts. Fear not, weary

that features shirts, vests, pajama pants and more, my chilly winter days are behind me using innovative

are, almost a one year anniversary of me living here with my pal, the great Ron White is here, everybody. Thank you

just to get laid nowadays. It's like, here's my press packet. Someone touched my dick already. All right, thank you guys. Hans

cook dinner, I identify as male. When it's time to mow the lawn, I identify as female. And then this final joke, I