Damn it. So he's like, I'll give it to you, but you have to let all the humans go and take the next thing off of my girlfriend. And he's like, well, that would diffuse all the tension in the film.

well built it was like the the guy trying to rip the anti-fussine And be like it's really hard to get it started to rip it.

But the plan was to make a sequel out of the second half of it.

She likes it. So a quick answer to the true story back when I was Mormon, I was starting to believe some of the things and I went and I talked to my bishop about it.

They have to put on the top of her head. Oh, wait, just oil up there. Yeah, to be fair, the movie skips the oil to the words. I get it. I get it. The movie skips. So you guys in catching it.

I paid $2.99 to not have to watch the ad, but looking back, it would have been nice to have that break. We could have tried the beers. That was a good expenditure. The next really worth it.

And he's like, yeah, it is. And I really wanted his boner to start to like push the old guy. He's just, while he's talking to him, it's just like he's tilting.

So I've decided to store it a 50%. So he's he hands the message to the old slushy guys like give this to to charities, like sure will. And then he drives off.

And well, that's going to do it for our review of Baptist and our barbecue. That's not going to do it for the episode just yet, because we still need to step into the same panel next week.

It's good to have the actual like knowledge about it. Yeah, it's actually because like I'm not the, I hate the fucking Bible. I read it like I hate read the Bible. Right.

Oh, but I got to say before that, I started to go back in time a little bit, but before that, the prosecutor asks Lucy, isn't it your devious plan to get the court to force Joseph Smith to produce the

And it came to pass that it came to pass that those who had seen the coming to pass of coming to pass had come to pass and the come to passing, which had came to pass, had come. Sorry, Joseph.

I had it as mango nectar because I was trying to be nice about it. But yeah, it looks like. Trying to tease me. I just assumed given the, given the non pissing fetish thing that it was pee. Yeah.

It happened really fast. Does it have anything to do with the fact that the devil is played by the same actor as the guy in the in the shrines? We don't talk about the devil.

And they don't know it yet. So he's like going to sneak attack them. And that's going to be the climax of the movie. But no, it was just continuity.

So, uh, what if the plane, what have it got like, uh, uh, uh, abducted by aliens? Tell them put it to the future.

to Washington DC to settle down close to the soil and To God See it counts totally counts for the Man release here So he's like yeah, it's fine.

They figure if they can get to the plane, they're going to be fine. But the plane disappears as they get close to it.

And then okay, so they're driving to the park together. The family is it we are going to be treated along the way to the least artful montage of nature shots in history.

And again, like if you want to play on I, the thing that you're supposed to do is actually break it open and measure it, you know, measure the thickness of it. He doesn't do anything like that.

And we're going to rejoin the action with David heading out the next morning for another hard day of montage. I got it. Never end. Quick stop it. Don's first. And then he's going to go the first.

You got to slow it back down, dude. Yeah. They they cut the part where he was like, is that the performance you're going to give? Fuck yeah, it is a little jitter to porn.

But the main refrain of the song is look up the trains up in the sky. And I'm like, no, it isn't. I don't, I don't know where it is, but it is a bag to the future of three.

And it's the word. And it's like if it tells you to talk back to your parents, spirit of the anti-cracks. Yeah, yeah.

And now to be clear to the audience, there are multiple versions of this on YouTube. We went with the longest one because fuck us. But it would be clear why when we get to the review.

you don't get to see it before the blanket goes over.

Yeah, right cuz it'd be the worst time to fuck it up to cuz I'm doing the centcaster And I will all it most always forget To download the ship before everybody jumps off Right, I'll try and remember to

The movie won't acknowledge it. It's like, okay, the only way I could say it is like, you ever watch a couple get into a big messy fight and then everyone decides to go to the movie anyway.

They didn't use AI to try to switch the camera angle. It is just screenshots from the previous films. Like, yes. Absolutely.

It reminded me of the scene in Aladdin, not to bring it back to Aladdin, but It reminded me of the scene in Aladdin, not to bring it back to Aladdin, but it reminded me of the scene in Aladdin where Jafar

And to be clear, the the the rabid socialist Andrew Carnegie, the steel rubber bearing. Yeah. Okay. Got it.

Yeah, and that's the thing, like, like drugs have side effects. When you take a pill, it doesn't just go to the place you want it to go.

It goes into your whole body and it binds to all the receptors that it fits on. Some of those are the receptors you're trying to reach and some of them are other receptors you don't want it to reach.

No, this one's got a lot going to it. But so here's the thing we also have to warn you about right off the bat.

I was like, they're going to do it. They're going to take it all the way.

Well, I guess that's going to do it for a review of left behind rise of the Antichrist, but that's not going to do it for the episode yet because we still need to paint another ax on the pavement for next

This movie started the way return to the king ended, you know, like it never, like it never, it just kept going. It kept going.

So you're going to have to come to me with all the rest of this nonsense. Whoo. And they're like, okay, so but to connect it to the Bible, we have to now turn to the Babylonian creation epic.

It took 300 years to hand us off from the one son to...

Like, look, if you want to make it scared by someone just walking into the bathroom because you did the weird thing with the music and the sound effects, you could do it, but you should have to pay like

Like trying to be an action montage with fake magic reading. It's pretty funny. Yeah. Right. Push it to the limit playing in Latin and the background.

The New York Times actually changing over either there's a tool you can use to get back your old thing. If you go to the thing, set it up. You got to be honest about it.

And then they were too embarrassed on the shoot day to say it. Yeah. So and the big question is, do the filmmakers not know what are the filmmakers not trust their audience to get it?

If you think about it, right? No more, no more diapers. Probably doesn't have to listen to the Elmo CD anymore. Can you just slam it? Can you just slam it? Not have to listen to the Elmo CD anymore.

And I guess that's going to do it for our review of the second chance, but that's not going to do it for the episode just yet because we still need to pay the bills next month too.