next one. I got a text this morning from my dear friend, Tommy Red. We met, uh, the day before first grade started outside of

started outside of his dad's house. And I got a text from Tommy this morning, my dear oldest friend in the world

this morning, my dear oldest friend in the world, Tommy Red. Well, not my oldest because he's here anyway. Got a text

not my oldest because he's here anyway. Got a text from Tommy Red today that said, got back from Texas today to find my

And girthwise. He's got a giant penis. He's huge. And, but Tommy, Tommy Red says that, uh, meundies are no joke. And I'm here to tell

82 holy shit travis macaroy 87 points with its attractive red fruit flavors this is a light perfumed wine travis just got

ship of of this child right because i used to mow um tommy red's dad's lawn for money that i could spend on hero clicks

day. Oh my God, he said the thing about cheese. The, the Red Power Ranger came to my elementary school. And he did a

uh, no. Fuck you. Oh, sorry. He became the white ranger. Tommy was the green ranger. Dragon sword. Austin St. John. Guys

have a kid. Put up a bunch of signs. Signs that says like Tommy's Briss is a home run and stuff like that. Oh, that's nice

Cut the tip off your bat. Get that, get the cork out. Tommy. I don't think that's a thing. I don't think you know how

know how Briss is worth. Cut the end of your penis off, Tommy. Tip your dick's got it. The tip of your dick has to Jose

It's a combo pack of the board game that had the weird red bubble on it that you had to slide the cards into and then

It's not like the movie magic. It's just like a weird red pattern that gets decoded. There's no elephants coming out

of these pictures, he's wearing a cool red leather jacket, a lot of red plaids and scarves. He's from York

Hats off to Christmas. When did it just turn into like a Tommy's of Mayors? That's not real. Finding Christmas. Christmas

poison. They are not good. They are not good for Trav Tommy. Trav, that's important. This is now a PSA for you, my boy

Yeah, it would have been. It is called to Tommy was completely impromptu. Yes, Tommy knew that we might call him but did not know

man. He has a big, powerful body. The intimidation of Tommy is only like half half joke here. I mean, it's you guys

just going beat by beat through what happened. I love Tommy. I had a whole thing about feeling like Teen Wolf and like

Wolf and like looking like Teen Wolf made me pretty happy. Tommy had some other bits that he brought in. I remember he had

s very, very good. And it got me because I've been over to Tommy's house so many times and except a beer from Tommy. By the

to come. Travis, do we have any other messages? We do for Tommy S. It's from Claire S. It's a special birthday wish. I'm

S. How about this? Claire's. No, it's four Tommy. No, it's four Tommy. Shit. No, but call him Claire. How about that

Shit. No, but call him Claire. How about that? What about Tommy's? King baby maker. Uh huh. What about Prince? Prince is

Tom, Tom. No. Rummy, tummy, Tom, Tom is very good. Tommy gun. Tommy gun. Like the porn star? Yeah. I think

Yeah. I think Tommy gun's a boss. Tommy touch a lot. Tommy toucher. Tommy toucher. Touchable Tom. Tom. Ricky Ticky Tommy. Earl Ray Tomlin

I was like, oh, okay, cool. Thinking like, here we go, Red Rider BB gun. It's a Nintendo 64. There's something little

just saying it makes me so happy. Yowza. Okay, next one. Tommy McBlunder and his Marvelous Wonder, Willie McBean and his

your brother's heart somewhere. I think it, say the names. Tommy McBlunder and his- But look in my eye, take your sunglasses

Just regular glasses, I can't read it. I can't read it. Tommy McBlunder and his Marvelous Wonder. Put it back on, put it

Pablo. We are all Pablo stuff. Breathe in that monkey's red juice. Okay, here's the last one. The Godzilla show, the

came, you know, in this one because mine was the, mine was Red Boy who teamed up with Iron Man, which was a little bit

bit disappointing. But I loved, I was surprised to see Red Boy in there. He had such a limited run in image comics

I'm still mad at you from the first time. I'm Red Boy. Just kidding. Red Boy dies in the first one. Kitty Catman eats

Mo Mo Mojito. Mo Mojito. Mojito Mo Mo. Here we go. I got Tommy Hilfiger trunks. All right. But my real quandary is what to

That would be it's me red boy. Well, fuck, I can't punch red boy like a punch red boy. We're fast friends

into that pie, right? You did a little bit of the little red hen who will help me plant the wheat Who will help me

this point, you gotta say Mary and Tommy. I think everyone Mary and Tommy's house Tommy you gotta try this pumpkin cake

gets the time he gets the little guy pies, you know, Tommy does Tommy gets the little guy. He's a big guy. He goes to

and the answer is yes, of course He does And he loves the red socks now stab my butt. My butt's been stabbed. I that's a

He tried to warn us It was a prophecy And they love the red sucks Buddy but never is a documentary I keep telling