I had a tradesman at the house and I left and I said to the tradie, if the Woolies order comes in, gets here and you see it, can you let him in and tell him to put it on the bench? What?
But you're getting a different tradie to like intervene with the other thing that you just. Where are you going? Why are you leaving tradies at your house? I mean, Bron go for a walk.
Why don't you just ask your tradie mate to fucking whip you up a sandwich?
Thank um tradie chat tradie chat i've got tradie dramas um my house is a bit like a revolving door of tradies at the moment and all kind of unrelated to each other like it's not like i've got one big project
have be left in the most capable hands with the tradie.
They need a tradie. They need a tradie. They need a tradie. Well, actually they don't because he did it himself. Oh, Ethan!
Would you like to be brought into the language and the time zone of the tradie? The time zone of the tradie? Yep.
I actually did get acquainted with the time zone of the tradie because today I went to Bunnings before 9am. Yeah, haven't we heard about it? And it's a fucking other world down there. Yeah.
What self-respecting tradie or carpet layer has gone, I will do this for you? Any self-respecting tradie will take the cash.
And I actually believe we've got tradie chat coming up on the podcast in the next few days. Tony doesn't get tradie chat. I don't. I don't get it.
Because a tradie, you tell them what to do and they go, done. They don't give editorials or opinions. You say lay the carpet. They say, fuck yeah. They go, okay. They say, how high?
Called to get a window replaced and the the tradie goes oh just thursday work and stacy said instead of saying hold on a minute or give me a second i said oh can you hold me for a minute oh that's actually
It's an old tradie energy. Yeah, it is. It's an Aussie battler chat. Yeah. It's like if you were working in a pub or something, they went, oh, what do you do for a crust?
I did see this tradie dad at a park down the road taking, he's got a staffie named Harvey or Hardy or something like that. Him and Bron, they're good mates. What's the dad's name? Couldn't tell you.
But he was like in his tradie, like high of his work year. He obviously just got home and gone, I'm going to take the dog out. Yeah.
And a bit of tradie energy. Yeah. Ladsie, local neighbour. Right. And so he parks his landscaping truck like across the road. Yeah. And then walks through the house. Yeah.
the same sink And it's like, the fuck is a couple hundred bucks And it was my job to A, find the sink Which I did, because I broke it, fair enough And then it was my job yesterday morning to get the tradie
So Phil's dad, tradie dad, suburban dad, straight man, stock suburban dad. Yep. And isn't there just something about an old-fashioned straight suburban dad saying how proud he is of his gay son?
So we just got a week before the next one, we just had a window cleaner, like a tradie guy, came in for an hour, $100. So it's not like, dirty window, get out.
like, no, like, we'll fix, like didn't even have fucking hot water and this guy was like no like we'll fix like you will have whatever you need and like the last thing you do is deal with a fucking tradie
or if it's whatever yeah um how's your grass looking mate and jay goes oh you're not great and he goes let me have a look for you oh like i know the area let me fucking give it a gander and a bit of tradie
There was a guy who was like a tradie and he goes, oh, look, if you can take it off our rent, we'd love to do the bathroom up. Because they're like, we're having a baby. We want a bath.
If you're a tradie in Richmond, Melbourne, who's available next week when Tony's in Perth. Okay, thank you so much for listening.