And then I died and I burst out of the stomach of a broccoli stalk. Well, you've ruined it now, haven't you? I eat broccoli, it makes my shit turn green.
And the wave, a big white frothy wave, flotsam and jetsam, Paul, that they're emerging from, looks like cauliflower or something, or broccoli. It's weird. It's like the actual disposability of art.
Broccoli. Flavoured broccoli. With sprinkles on it. Wait, broccoli flavoured things or flavoured broccoli? No, broccoli, right, get this, yeah?
Broccoli with flavoured sprinkles. Sherbet sprinkles. Sherbet broccoli. Mark my word. Sherbet broccoli. Mark my word. Broccoli, you don't see that much these days, do you?
Oh, broccoli. So we've got to J. Silverman. Ooh, broccoli. So we've got to come up with a conspiracy theory for broccoli. Yeah? Yeah, you go first.
And this Brom Brom Homiston, he had some broccoli lying about his desk to the eel he was in charge of our broccoli division of our bio veg and you saw some splotches on the broccoli which I was assured
And now it's time for Eli's conspiracy on broccoli. No, it's not about broccoli. It is. We have to do the same topic. No, we don't. All right, I will let you choose to change the topic.
I'll give you a broccoli bellow. Cauliflower cheese cock. What about a broccoli bellow? Cauliflower cheese! Cabbage arse. Just get on with it. Get on with it. Right.
If you had nothing else in the cupboard and you had a carrot and some broccoli and you threw it in, it wouldn't be great. Spring onion. Spring onion. That's the first thing you go to.
Broccoli, carrots, celery. Maybe it's more of a sort of... A dipping thing. More of a dippy sort of sauce. Well, that's an even more interesting selection for a bottle. I really don't know.
The cloud reminded me of some broccoli. And I thought, oh, I've got a grumble on. I need something to eat. What time is it? I took out my oversized clock. Right. Is it magical?
And it was all green and it came in, seeped in through the edges of the windows and then it turned to be a bit of broccoli and landed on the plate and I had my dinner after all at 12.20. Fuck.
I'm sorry is my little adventure of a duck trying to return a ladder and meeting wacky characters on the way worse than your story about a man who rides a bike, goes home, sees a cloud, turns into broccoli
Say you're going to boil some cabbage or some broccoli. You mentioned that, and funny enough, I'm doing that very thing tonight. What should I do with this boiled stuff? Well, you boil your cabbage.
You've got vegetable water you've got cabbage water it's full of nutrients it's not it's just lovely lovely cabbage water or broccoli water spinach water carrot it's just water flavoured water it's vegetable
Not to the same extent of having an actual smoothie made of nothing but pure broccoli or whatever. Yes, but you're paying four pounds a litre for that smoothie. And what are you paying for my hack?
Robin did not want to eat broccoli, but her grandmother told her she had to. Robin felt like ignoring her grandmother and feeding the broccoli to the dog. To the dog. To the dog. To the dog.
Eat your broccoli. I don't want to eat broccoli. I don't like it. It's green. I don't like green things. Eat your broccoli or else I'll beat you. Hang on. Calm down.
Eat your broccoli, please. No. All right, then. All right, then. All right, then. Here. Here. Here, doggy. Are you feeding that broccoli to the dog, Robin? No. Yes, you are. I'll feed you to the dog.
Yeah, you don't know what if there was a ghost vegetable, like a spooky broccoli, or a cauliflower from beyond the grave. A beetroot. Damn it, why is everyone being funny?
I spunk it to broccoli and take it back to the shop. Do you? That's the best you could come up with right then. I'm just going with what appears in my mind.
