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#561 Hack Man

Episode Date: July 9, 2024

Joe's in Salt Lake City and getting cut at Starbucks! Mark's in New Haven and he sees the behind the scenes of Frank Pepe's! The boys are...

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up to you fatty. Oh Now what are you guys watching this Chipotle debacle? I mean about it this is swept the nation change

one single thing about this. What are we talking? I eat Chipotle every day. I'll break it down for you. Oh my God, I'm

This is what they do. Oh God. So one guy noticed that the Chipotle prices were going up and the portions were going down

he goes, hey folks, if you wanna get your good amount of Chipotle, film it. So now everybody and their aunt Sally is filming

So now everybody and their aunt Sally is filming all the Chipotles and now people have camera crews and they're doing like a

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#231 Bukookie

Episode Date: February 6, 2018

It's another great Tuesdays as Mark & Joe lament the closing of two iconic NYC movie theaters before getting into what three words Mark used to offend...

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thriving, and all the young comics know us, they give them Chipotle cars, they're buying drinks, and it was crazy, because they

card from him. Oh, thank you, Reesh. Yeah, gave him some Chipotle anal, and boom, you get home, you get to the, uh... Cards

Reesh'll come see us in Moontown, he'll give us a whole Chipotle franchise. Well, I want a Magnolia when I come to Austin

something. So I go, I got some brand new spanking shiny Chipotle cards. Thank you, Josh. So I'm on the highway and I change

up my, or Rish. I change up my destination to the nearest Chipotle. Destination unknown. Destination now. Roomy, roomy, roomy

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#230 Burrito Bitch

Episode Date: January 30, 2018

It’s a huge Tuesday’s as Mark & Joe try and figure out if dogs can have missionary sex (the jury is still out) before recapping their huge trip to Den...

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is that the next night? What's the big hat? You know. Oh, Chipotle. I didn't want to ruin it. That happened the next night

to illegal Pete's, which is better than Chipotle. You better pick up your game, Chipotle. Easy, Johnson. A legal Pete's was

com slash Tuesdays. You can get a Tuesdays with stories Chipotle-esque coffee mug. We got mugs. There's mugs. Oh. Mugs and

show. I can't wait. You know what? I'm going to yell at Chipotle. Uh-huh. And we go, ah, go nuts. So he yells

Uh-huh. And we go, ah, go nuts. So he yells Chipotle. Chipotle is started in Denver. The hub is in Den. Den hub. So they

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#280 Devil's Stew

Episode Date: January 15, 2019

We've get a corker of an ep as Joe gets mocked by TSA agents and IHOP waitresses on his way through Naples, Florida and Mark gets though a tougher aud...

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gotta get a lift in an Uber and like I we were going to Chipotle we were going to seafood restaurants we were cruising

re at I want to go to I hop yesterday and we do a lot of Chipotle because I got the gift card but Sarah doesn't love

because I got the gift card but Sarah doesn't love Chipotle she doesn't love it doesn't love it oh that's a kick in the

that doesn't mind it but doesn't love it now I can eat Chipotle nine times a day same same I'm meeting it right now but my

appreciate it I feel a love I feel a connection with the Chipotle I love it I think it's pretty healthy it's quick and it's

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#287 Thrice On Thrush

Episode Date: March 5, 2019

We've got a medical emergency on this weeks Tuesdays With Stories! as Joe runs all over the city trying to find out what wrong with his f*cked up thro...

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uh-huh I'm a new man how so diet has flipped I'm out with Chipotle I'm out with pizza I don't believe it I haven't had a coke

t had a cock in three weeks wait you're out with Chipotle well Chipotle I gotta give it time I got a diagnosis I don't even

she's louise now i got an hour to kill i go fucking eat chipotle ironically then i go over to the dentist i got uh i gotta

to get a another filling you go dent before you go chipotle before dent well you have to eat before the dentist because

diet uh here we go and i went well i eat a hundred percent chipotle extra hot sauce here's what causes it hot sauce does it

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#258 Cubed & Crushed

Episode Date: August 14, 2018

It's a crazy Tuesday as Mark see's a bachelorette get hit by a car and Joe witnesses a crazy guy battle traffic before he's harassed by a hotel fire a...

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this problem well you know what's interesting is every I chipotle 14 times a day just came from there yeah I went there

yeah I went there earlier and I don't know why but after a chipotle maybe it's the guac I'm a big guac cunt yeah but I always

back of my esophagus yes and I'm always and I went and got Chipotle then got a haircut and I had a weird moment so I'm getting

my gosh you're super nice I farted yeah it smells rotten Chipotle man oh my god it smells like horrific the garbage at

man oh my god it smells like horrific the garbage at Chipotle and fucking you know Kalamazoo Denmark yeah so I I get shit

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#271 Taint Mullet

Episode Date: November 6, 2018

Joe has trouble with every bodily function imaginable while Mark upsets a crowd in Winnipeg before they do the big Hollywood Improv live pod Joe see'...

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a long ways away but get ready a lot of Tuesdays a lot of Chipotle really did it up just a great town great club the whole

couple we had each got a hundred dollar gift card from Chipotle oh you got that right yeah that was exciting thank you to

that we're oh we gotta talk about what happened at Chipotle just now oh let's suck each other's dicks what the hell

oh let's suck each other's dicks what the hell happened at Chipotle oh right right oh god this is bad bro I knew it too I could

too I could feel it I felt it coming so me and Joe are at Chipotle doing our you know lunching it up and we're trashing some

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#250 Big Purple Ball

Episode Date: June 19, 2018

It's a piping hot Tuesday's (literally, it's 90 degrees out) as Joe heads to Denver with Sarah Tollemache and gets get kicked out of a Ryan Adams soun...

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I'll find it here. Truly love what you and Mark do. Fuck Chipotle. Enjoy some good Denver moments of joy. There you go. And

an extra Coke. And then after the show, I go and get a Chipotle. And then Denver, I was eating illegal pizza like it's like

it's like it's your, like it's your father. Right, right. Chipotle by day, illegal pizza by night. And I was really woofin' it

And I was really woofin' it. Well, you're cheatin' on Chipotle with that Pete. Well, I love both, of course. But legal

it without even asking. Anyway, you guys can, because at Chipotle, you gotta be like, could you possibly mix it? They roll

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#563 Corky Pig

Episode Date: July 23, 2024

Mark and Joe are BACK in the studio after a month apart! And they're right back into their ollllllllld tricks! Chipotle meet ups, diarrhea - it&#3...

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Well, Marcus and I reunited at our old Chipotle. Sixth Avenue. Sixth Avenue, best Chipotle. Easily. I agree. They have a security

No, thank you. So I go, I'll hold onto it. I'll go to Chipotle. I hit you up. You say, let's go

I hit you up. You say, let's go Chipotle. I go, all right, sounds great. So I walk over. Now I'm

walk over. Now I'm walking across the city with I'll go to Chipotle. I hit you up. You say let's go

I hit you up. You say let's go Chipotle. I go. All right, sounds great So I walk over now. I'm

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#556 Mental AIDS

Episode Date: May 28, 2024

It's Tuesdays everybody and we're coming off a GREAT hang with Markus, Jojo, and Mister Louis CK! Mark's rods and cones are all screwed up...

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Speaking of eating, some good eating there. Went to Chipotle, the best Chipotle in the city, Sixth Avenue and Eighth Street. I forgot

city, Sixth Avenue and Eighth Street. I forgot about that Chipotle. We used to go after every single episode. You used to live

there. I bumped into you and I was like, where's there a Chipotle? And I totally forgot. It's like we were talking about, oh

All right, well, it's quite a nugget, but yeah, best Chipotle. And I go in, I'm eating mine and my own beeswax, got the

So this guy strolls in he goes in towards the line of the Chipotle I see a guy walking after him another guy another guy They

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#585 Squishy Chick

Episode Date: December 24, 2024

Oh boy, ladies and gentlemen - Papa Joe has the norovirus! Mark heads to Austin to do Protect Our Parks while Joe does the Regz' Christmas Show live i...

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so I feel a little gurgs. And then I had chipotle. And while I was eating chipotle, I said, this chicken tastes a little

tastes a little Gurgs and then I had Chipotle and while I was eating Chipotle I said this chicken tastes a little funky

went, ah, I'm sure it's fine. I ate the whole thing. I eat Chipotle every day. I think at this point, you could put fucking

I think at this point, you could put fucking heroin in Chipotle. We eat so much of it, we'd just be immune to it. Yes

re immune because it's everywhere. Exactly, so I ate the Chipotle, then hours passed, I'm getting hungry again, we order some

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#569 Yelp Me Rhonda

Episode Date: September 3, 2024

Joe heads back to the foot doctor and then gets checked out in the steamroom. Ari Shaffir forgets about his date with Joe, while Mark gets harassed by...

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factory. Yes, yes, that is fun, or the gym right to Chipotle. I did that also. Aha! So, to me

I did that also. Aha! So, to me, Chipotle's still healthy, by the way. I agree. That's the healthiest

in there. Yeah, this tomato, this cheese, cheese to me, Chipotle's still healthy, by the way. I agree. That's the healthiest

took a nice shower, headed down, did the reg, hit you up a Chipotle. Yeah, you made up something. Gay Zoom. Ate a burrito, then

eating for lunch? And I said, no, I'm still going to go to Chipotle. Yes. And he said, but now you if you could gain 30% Over

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#237 Over and Out

Episode Date: March 20, 2018

It's another hot Tuesdays as Joe gets into dealing with a jerk at the Big East Tournament with Stavros Halkias and his nightmare trip in the NYC snows...

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Charlotte Comedy Zone all together. Fun time. Got a lot of Chipotle cards. I got one for you there. Fat man. And, uh, yes. Then

You know, it's nice to be reminded. We appreciate the Chipotle gift cards. Last night I did a show and a woman gave me a

gift cards. Last night I did a show and a woman gave me a Chipotle gift card and she was so sweet and we took a photo and you

night. Thank you to all the Tuesdays. Thank you for the Chipotle gift cards. Thanks for the kind tweet. And then I want to

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#263 Bad Cover

Episode Date: September 18, 2018

Hot damn, it's a suspenseful Tuesday as Mark carpools with six hefty gals before visiting the worlds most expensive zoo while Joe races to put on pant...

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us together we fucked the first time we met true the Chipotle was messy my parents raped each other anyways hey good to

night had some drinks after Tuesdays came out got some chipotle cards want to say thanks Tuesdays Tuesdays uh and uh Friday

like I still had the day in the city yeah worked out ate chipotle packed got all my shit done get out to Newark had a great

tennis but I get stressed for these chapel over matches chipotle so I'm sitting there now it's getting closer to 240 it's

ll get a gay photo with you yeah we're desperate and the Chipotle gift cards are so touching and they really do help I've

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#344 Pico Cough

Episode Date: April 7, 2020

We're still here folks as Mark see's some bum fights and get's a flat tire while Joe keeps fighting his apartment mouse before telling a tragic tale f...

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of normalcy some old familiar faces some nice flavors Chipotle you got it fatty wow open for business yeah you can do you

yesterday Sarah and I and I saw a big chipotle like a huge shopping bag chipotle bag and we were down by the water in

fucking 11 miles away so it's clearly someone drove to Chipotle bought a bag for their family and just whipped the bag out

let me take a stroll I look down my pants are covered in chipotle juice like I was jizzed on by a burrito and I was like ah