t hear what you're saying now no you were too busy going Chodney Sparoff in your head or whatever it is

Sparoff in your head or whatever it is Chodney Sparoff in my head yeah he is he is always in my head he

it was quite sober Alright but you still Let me have one Chodney per segment You all are going to have to negotiate that

to negotiate that because you've already expunged your Chodney quotient Right So we're going to be doing Off-Brand Brand

of the podcast. Paul, you know, we all say Chodney, Boros, Forage, Boros, Chodney sometimes. We do say that sometimes. And it

It can't. It can be done. What is a chodney? Tell me what a chodney is. Chodney is whatever the believer feels. It doesn

meaning. It's not a concrete thing. Of course chodney is... Define chodney. How do you use it a concrete meaning. It's not a

meaning. It's not a concrete thing. Of course Chodney's. Define Chodney. How do you use it in a sentence? Define it. Can I go

Define it. Can I go for a Chodney? No. Did I get hit by a Chodney? No. Yes. Could be. Did I order a

No. Yes. Could be. Did I order a Chodney? You could order a Chodney. Yeah. Could I make this podcast? Stop

of a picture in your head like me. I can. I think of a Chodney boy. I think of a Chod I can. I think of a

a Chod I can. I think of a Chodney boy. I think of a Chodney man. I think of a Chodney man. With monocle and hat and

With monocle and hat and cane. I like this. This is the Chodney man. This is a new character. A regal man, the

man. This is a new character. A regal man, the Chodney man. Now, there's a chunk of episodes. Chunk of

man. Now, there's a chunk of episodes. Chunk of Chodney. There's a huge chunk since 2299. Yeah. What number are we

I post are followed by people saying Chodney. Chodney has got out of control. Chodney has gotten well out of control. There's a

control. There's a period of Cheap Show before Chodney. I can't leave Chodney now. You're going to have to leave

now. You're going to have to leave Chodney. Cutting your children off wouldn't it? You know what I

shirt no more no try saying chodney chodney bar off bar off chodney bar off is my name chodney bar off is my game where did

you bought it where has it gone it's gone up your bum it's chodney Right. Right. If you just crack on with this off-brand

Right. Hello. I know that you were chock full of chodneys when we did last week. And, you know, it was a reasonably

So I thought at the beginning of this, let's get all your chodneys out. I don't perform for you like a seal. Like a fucking

my madness your madness is going to be described as a Chodney Boroff moment from this point on. I am not having a choice

got to be... You could have said, like, Chodney Robinson. I could have said Chodney. That's the name of my have said

have said Chodney Robinson. I could have said Chodney. That's the name of my autobiography. Chodney. I didn't say Chodney. It's like

to the News on Cheap Show Radio with me, Henry McGivins. Chodney sighting in Loughborough. He's been seen going round

He's been seen going round, coming round. If you see Chodney anywhere round the Borough or round here or even in a spod

the Borough or round here or even in a spod off, take your Chodney helmet and get your poultices all tightly, all bound up

you're right. You don't do any jokes ever. You just say Chodney or Boroff or Chutney or Pultis. Chutney's a good one. Or

us back to the mainstream? I? You are, yeah. I, Eli Chodney Silverman Borough. Is that going to be on your gravestone

Negative, aren't you? Alright, I'll just do a song about Chodney Boroff. You've asked for it. I didn't ask for it. Go on

You've asked for it. I didn't ask for it. Go on, then. Chodney Boroff is his name. He came over here. He came round. He

his name. He came over here. He came round. He came down. Chodney Boroff here. He came round. All your songs are about

orienteering. He came round, went north, up round there. Chodney Boroff here. He came round. All your songs are about

orienteering. He came round, went north, up round there. Chodney Boroff has a map, he goes over there. Where is that, he

you. Squash tomatoes and stew. Batman shat his back off. Chodney spoff off. It's not happy spoff day

day. Chodney spoff doff and doff. Chodney spoff day to you. Chodney spoff day to you. Chodney spoff day to you. Chodney spoff day. Chodney spoff

I am not having this podcast be a source of fake news. Chodney what's pop, John? Listen, you have a huff on those. What

Boruck. I've smoth tail. This is it. This is lost it. I am Chodney Boruck and I am looking very pale. I am

Boruck and I am looking very pale. I am Chodney Boruck. I've just moth my chod right off. I come round here

when you have nothing else to say. Just go, swap it out, chodney, bar off. I haven't said either of those words. Chungus

Right, let's go on. Oh, hi, Eli. Fancy meeting you at the Chodney Mall. Great improvisation, Silverman. Oh meeting you at the

Great improvisation, Silverman. Oh meeting you at the Chodney Mall. Oh. Great improvisation, Silverman. Oh, yes, the

the Chodney Mall. What do they have here? Do they have Chodneys? Do they have Boroughs? What's over there? It's a Klaxony

bored of this. Can I buy some chodneys here, sir? That's two pound of chodneys to the ounce. Okay, I would like

the sheep for our live show? Uh, no. And I spanked my chodney up right here in a fucking... in a Barbara Millicent

See you in a bit. Bye. That was an inappropriate use of Chodney there. Yeah, I thought it was an erroneous

there. Yeah, I thought it was an erroneous Chodney. Erroneous Chodney. Yeah? Please welcome on stage our next auditionee

is a big deal because we've been told to look after St Chodney's charity shop. They do a lot of good work. Yeah, they have

people coming in and buying stuff to save St Chodney. Yes. Oh, St Chodney. I didn't think it was religious. Oh. No. I've

I spoke that high. Hello everyone, I'm Eli Silverman. Uh, Chodney, Chodney Borough. Don't do, don't, no. Chod. It's not a night for

Borough. Don't do, don't, no. Chod. It's not a night for Chodneys or Boroughs. There's no nub nubs, there's no

There's no nub nubs, there's no Chodneys. Kissy kissy nub nubs. There's no Chodneys. Kissy kissy nub nub. There's no

Chodney. It's not the Chodney. It award the cheapo Chodney it's not the Chodney it's not the fucking Chodney a bar

chat room right now is gonna have people say actually the Chodney is a great name let's call them a nub nub no pick one I'll

improvisation on the theme, on the theme of the words Chodney and or Boroff. And Boroff, not and or. You get both. You

not and or. You get both. You have 30 seconds to give me a Chodney-Boroff symphony starting now. Oh, Chod to give me a

Boroff symphony starting now. Oh, Chod to give me a Chodney Baroff symphony starting now. Oh, Chodders. Oh, Chodders

comes in his socks. He is Eli, Eli Silverman. He's full of Chodney Boroffstan. He's a minke. I've lost all interest in my own

only safe space that they're allowed with. He was a Chodney, a Chodney Borough. He was a Teddy, and now he's covered in Eli

give me the time to do it, and then you can do all the chodney-rodney, bar-off-car-off, arty-jarky-modernist. No, I'm not

as you're in the toilet warming up mentally I can hear the Chodney's coming you're sitting there pissing going

s coming you're sitting there pissing going Chodney I was not I was not and I knew the minute you walked into

Police. Yeah. It's like if I had a record like, you know, Chodney Sporoff and my name, and the name's

Sporoff and my name, and the name's Chodney. There was 10 songs on the album called 1-800 Are You