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#428 - The Big Announcement

Episode Date: December 11, 2023

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is just like the... It's cars. I don't people are horny for cars. parapheralia is the experience of

know how there's people who are like horny for cars? Do you think a car accident is like, oh, that's like an orgy? Oh

crash. Yeah. Not like a, but maybe it's fun for the cars. They get new butts. Yeah. Like when they got a BBL and a fucking

a check to get a new car? No, no, no, they give you a new butt. Joey if you're Totally a car. They're fucking

Let's do a trick. Yeah's do a trick. Sure. Let's see two cars head on collision. And let's ask a person to board it. Why

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#297 - I Hate The Internet

Episode Date: June 7, 2021

Joe goes on a rant about what is wrong about social media and the internet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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think you would drive, because I think a car, like a car in New York City is understandable, but it's not a

a shit, yeah, well, I mean, why would he, he's just towing cars, I'd hate my life too, wouldn't you, yeah, I mean, I don't

I mean, you're going to people's places and you're taking cars from, like from their hands, and you're basically like

explain how little Frankie knows about cars because I'm not a car person, I don't really know, I gotta be

I'm just gonna say this, I don't know anything about cars like that, literally when I was talking to this guy, he was

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#354 - The Politicians Have Lost Their Minds

Episode Date: July 11, 2022

Joe and Frank discuss the wild actions and thoughts some politicians have! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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off a hat I've ever seen in my entire life new hat. What is that? New hat. I don't want a gray underbrim. I don't

was cited as because people are it takes too long in their cars On the way to their vacation destinations Well, clearly

saturated in piss. We've actually beckon. I've been new car shopping and I don't tell her this But a part I mean she'll

I mean she'll find out now a part of me looking at our new cars is like how comfortable would it be to pee in this car

regard as I do Ford explorers make pretty nice cars. Those are good piss cars. Cheap plug Don't want them to send me any

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The Return Of Danny

Episode Date: June 11, 2018

On this episode, @DannyLopriore & I discuss mental health, shotgun rules, & more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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on Yeah You went to look at cars yesterday. I went to a look at cars yesterday because my car got totaled I don't know if I

they're cheap as shit. Nice cars though It's still a nice car as the Mexican car. They do like if you're gonna

They do like if you're gonna go cheap cars Like my car like in total was like $19,000. Yeah, like if you're

you talking about mr. Miyagi? A new sometimes I feel like a new car could bring new energy Yeah, it makes you more

bmw Oh, I've never had like a nice car Here's my one thing about nice cars They're nice. Yeah But I feel like

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#290 - Let's Go To A Rave

Episode Date: April 19, 2021

Frank & Joe discuss what it would be like to go to their first rave and then violently fight about early 00's R&B Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...

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lease is up soon on my car. Okay So I went to go look at cars with my with my I'm being attentive and listen. You're like

I hate people like that but no, so I went to go look at cars um, and uh, oh man I I miss this Because you walk into a

and my mom was looking at the bronco the new bronco that they have next car Bro, we walk in and it was so funny. So

Ferrari dealership and With a lease they don't lease their cars at least not to my knowledge I don't think but maybe they

was my car. That's the reason why I had to get the new car because my car got totaled I was parked and someone stole a taxi and

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Are Robots Gonna Kill Us?

Episode Date: June 18, 2018

On this episode, I'm joined by @DannyLopriore & @JoeyGatto to talk about artificial intelligence & other things that aren't as cool as that. Learn mor...

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seriously like having that because I recently had to get a new car and then I went now seeing like these big Trucks and shit

is definitely more reliable. You know, have you seen his new car? I saw pictures fire. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna go get pies

with elan is that um When somebody is selling self-driving cars. I think it's really good for his brand to come out and say

the year 2000 Everyone was like, we're gonna have flying cars And like the next day I was like, oh, I'm my dad's super

like, oh, I'm my dad's super This car sucks. We were supposed to have flying cars in like 2001. Yeah, they were like

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#482 - We're Going To Space Camp

Episode Date: December 23, 2024

One small step for Frank, one giant leap for Frank kind. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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use these. Yeah, so they have the old phrase and then the new phrase that they want you to use. Oh, yes. Yeah, so. Give

give me that. I'm gonna let you come up with something new maybe. Maybe you line up. Oh, give me that, yeah, okay. And

just give me the- I'm gonna let you come up with something new, maybe. Maybe you line up. Oh, give me the, yeah, okay. And

to this place, and it was so far, but because there's no cars on the island. And I was like, bro, I just like, whatever

happened. I don't pee in my car anymore, Joey. I tell you this. New car, new rules. All alleged. New car, new rules, no piss. Okay. It has

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#460 - How Vanilla Are You?

Episode Date: July 22, 2024

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is a lovely hat you had on. Thank you so much. It's those new Santa Gata Studios brunch club hats, baby, that are

available now at shop.santagatastudios.com as well as our new brunch club t-shirts. Wow, look at you, you're plugging

they don't know. You'd walk to the corner and go, and a car would stop and take you wherever you want. And you'd haggle

I had come to find out they were just walking to get their car, cause they were the DD, they drove. And I saw them walking

I'm just willy nilly pissing all over my car, I told you I have a new car. I do not do that anymore. Yeah. I'll go

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#251 - A Record Setting Ass

Episode Date: July 20, 2020

Danny sets a world record...with his ass, Joe saves a child from certain death & much, much, more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit mega...

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But then I got excited and I got her key jerky and all the cars fell off my ass When I tell you that I could not breathe

it's under review, but it'll clear of the most hot wheels cars Stacked on your ass and to accomplish this he needed to

to this like, you know show it off to the Sun and Stack cars on it and he beat the record, which was 10. I believe you

water and the shit I don't know if I it's like a asshole car wash with the fuck. Yeah, and it's a hundred dollars Which

ago, you shouldn't be able to drive that car Yeah, dude, maybe get a new car like you shouldn't be able to be a

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#439 - The Brand Wars

Episode Date: February 26, 2024

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red. I wore a yellow shirt one time and I went, this is a new color and then I went, I don't love it. Really? Yeah, I don

pumped. If you got your fucking rocks off and a brand new highway, at the drop of a dime. Oh. You know what I'm

re driving and all of a sudden you're like this is a brand new street oh I love you're like oh my god it's still like

I get hard it's like nice paint you're like oh it's so new but then I get pissed when I'm driving your tires when I'm

Jeep, I would fucking, I'm getting a new car. I'm gonna forget a car. I'm blowing up wherever we are that

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#382 - The Great Gum Debate

Episode Date: January 23, 2023

Joe and Frank debagte about gum....of course Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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yard Frank. Congratulations. I'm here. Yes. He's a new dad. Well, you're no dad with a

dad. Well, you're no dad with a new Reason to be a car. It's like you have you've had your license

like you have you've had your license, but like you get a new car. You know what I'm saying No, you're not good at No, it's

my newborn daughter to a vehicle to a dad. Yes to a car's license. Yeah. Well, no I'm the driver's license Okay

here and I will admit that I lost that one. You got a new baby. What's her name? I did get a new baby. It was handed

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#380 - How To Become An Alpha Male

Episode Date: January 9, 2023

Frank & Joe finally reveal how to become true alpha males.. because they are so alpha and strong and get girls & cars. Learn more about your ad choice...

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and it snowed like an insane amount And I remember seeing cars in the middle of my street just parked. I Remember go I was

and then pretend that I was shooting missiles at other cars and just killing people That's nice. I'll just be blowing

in traffic That's not a crowd of people. It's a crowd of cars fair enough It's a different thing when I'm in traffic I

if I had mine powers and I sometimes use my hand and pick cars up and get them out of my way so I can drive Why don't we

Legitimately said out loud to people you included that the cars that I made in need for speed underground too We're going

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#377 - The First Time I Drank Pee

Episode Date: December 19, 2022

Joe and Frank discuss the fantastic activity of drinking.......yea know Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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you found in your car. Yeah a new low, baby. You hit a new low. I hit a new low Which honestly let

swimmer That's great You're gonna have to dodge all the cars and buildings that have been bro. It's water How fast is

s the best way to support us directly. Listen Joey has 14 cars and two Rolexes. He wouldn't be able to get there if it

are true. All right. Sorry. He has two cars and two Rolex I have one car One watch But we tell you guys about the

car My parents weren't hit by cars. My both my parents were hit by cars. Your mom got hit by a car.

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#489 - We Have A Bloody Mary Brunch

Episode Date: February 10, 2025

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triggered by pointing. So cut it the fuck out. This is the new studio, so you're looking at it now. It's very lovely

does. Frank, what the fuck are you doing? These are brand new desks. Frank has already gotten salt pepper and a tube of

this is the episode baby yeah all right welcome to the new studio that echoed but he woke me up so he's got diet do

know how people like a nuke like when their friend gets a new car or something they throw like Spare change on the floor or

That's what he that's the dog's way of christening this new place the Greeks do that shit The Greeks love that they tie

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#218 - What's That Smell?

Episode Date: December 2, 2019

On this episode, Danny & Joe discuss their Top 5 favorite smells of all time, their dads falling down & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

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drives away with the thing still plugged into their car. Yeah Since fuck it snort that right up. That's what I'm

little bit But yeah, man tennis ball smell. That was good new And it had that air release you Also, wait, hold on why are

Yeah, and he's in the middle of a parking lot There's cars and shit So thomas is like dude, you got to get up and like

Oh, yeah, you didn't get to that new shoe New shoe. I like new car. Yeah, but how many new cars are you in? That's what I'm saying

like Clat people from like the trees Cool, man. Yeah Shoot cars with them I've went paintballing a couple times Keith lit