someone's tagged us, someone just got a tattoo that says, okay, dyke. What? Yes. What? Someone just got a tattoo on their tattoo

What? Someone just got a tattoo on their tattoo that says, okay, Dyke. What? Yes. What? Someone just got a tattoo on their thigh

What? Someone just got a tattoo on their thigh that says, okay, Dyke. That's weird. Can you send me that? I can't wait to show

be very curious. It is a form of acceptance, right? Yeah. Okay, Dyke. Oh yeah, yeah, cause when Stephanie rejected me. That was

t, I didn't, I couldn't. I had to just step back and say, okay, Dyke. But yeah, it is, that is a funny, that is a funny full

yeah yeah and then i just pressed reply and only wrote okay dyke and then press send and i just laughed so hard on my end

it immediately after I read her email and I just wrote okay dyke and um and she said she laughed so hard and and she said

you down and like ending things and you're just like okay dyke ending things that didn't even we weren't even together you

gave me quite the chuckle so i appreciate it okay everybody like that now okay dyke yeah well i thought of like having uh t-shirts

made and things like that like because if you see you know okay dyke and you're familiar with us then a million percent we're

me. He's really good. Is that what he's saying? Mm-hmm. Okay. He is. I tried to... I've cut my own hair with clippers

own hair with clippers and I think there's saying? Mm-hmm. Okay. He is. I tried to, I've cut my own hair with clippers and

has beautiful hands. You've got great hands. Do I they're okay? No one's ever confident. Well cuz they're okay No, you can

do have long fingers. Of course people know what you mean. Okay, Dykes. Last night I did- They know what you mean, those

Last night I did- They know what you mean, those Dykes out there. Oh, they know. I did like an immersive

are really, really slowly exhaling as slowly as possible. Okay, I'm gonna try that next time. Yeah, so you're having

wanted to relax. You just described my personality to a T. Okay, so Fortune and May are a real YouTube dream right now. A

if the person tries to grab it. Oh, I already said this, okay. Well, I didn't know that you were really gearing up for a

that I didn't have like- Like in your younger, in your dyke days, when you had the, remember the, your

days, when you had the, remember the, your okay dyke picture? Yeah, you're saying I could have been jacked up on

nickname. And then Hank Jr.'s son is Hank Three. Stop. Okay, you gotta be Take Three. Yeah. Hank Three. Yeah. What up

call called by her real name they just called her bug oh okay yeah but you were thinking like bugs bunny yeah and like on

yeah not a dry eye in the house you guys. Fortune, are you okay? I'm nervous. I'm nervous. Pretty Little Thing? Or what did

and say happy birthday great grandma I love you she's like okay she gets up and she describes like standing at the mic and

the gutters out and like painting her fence. Okay, dyke. I don't know. Dyking out hardcore. Yeah. I'm not handy, but in the

looking at me going is that a man or a woman and i'm like okay and then turning to us as well is that a man or a woman and

it wait why don't we morning announcement how they get it okay hi everybody this is your morning announcements we are very

for a suit actually for her sister's wedding yesterday okay the majority of my life i am met with hello sir how can i

classic. White roses is the little card that says, okay, Dyke. Yeah. On our anniversary a couple of years ago, I sent her

an actual song can you can you send it to me can i try yes okay i would love to try this yeah that does seem like something

what are you trying to be what are you putting in there okay i was hoping you'd ask it is steel cut oats

i was hoping you'd ask it is steel cut oats okay okay chia seeds hemp seeds flax seeds raspberries wild

sauce on it what's it called dust. No, dyke dust is specifically for savory. Oh, okay. Whereas this overnight oats that I make

more on the sweeter side, but it's like natural sweet. Oh, okay. You know, like I don't add sugar. I don't add honey or

and then I'll sprinkle dyke dust on there. I like calling it dyke sauce. Yeah. You got that dyke sauce on that

Well, yeah, you just double the first number there. Yeah. Okay, it's still like even as you're talking about it and I know

you had to pay though? Yeah, I wanted to take him out. Oh, okay. He told me- And you had to pay though? Yeah, I wanted to

you had to pay though? Yeah, I wanted to take him out. Oh, okay. You know, I wanted to wine and dine him. And so I think it

though. Thank you, Fortune. You didn't sprinkle some dyke dust on the popcorn? No, no, just shoveling

dust on the popcorn? No, no, just shoveling dyke dust in without anything else. Have you? Oh, I was gonna

i've come up with and i i challenge you fortune though okay to tread water in an unheated pool oh my gosh you do that

tread water in a cold pool, my whole day I'm amped. Yeah. Okay, maybe I'll heat it a little, but not as much. No. No, take

t imagine getting in there for an hour in a cold-ass pool. Okay, let me be honest. Let me be totally honest. Thank you. I

chilly pool yeah well in the summertime in the morning okay that version of a chilly pool once it warms up i challenge

attire. Oh, my God. Holy shit. You look like such a dyke. Can you send that to us? Yeah yeah can we get that on our

s so boring and no one cares. We care. We want you to be okay, but we do appreciate you not getting us sick. Right? Yeah

for asking. So when'd you get back? Like two days ago. Okay, cool. I'll be kind of popping in and out of North Carolina

it's can stop, won't stop. That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Can stop, don't wanna stop. That's right. What about you

Can you explain it again? Please. One more joke. Dick Van Dyke is he's always, you know, he wears, oh, in Chitty Chitty

down. No, that's a good reference. So, because of Dick Van Dyke, I've got wanna be. Oh my God, also. What'd you call me

in a tiny town. I was in a tiny town too, you go first. Okay, all right, I was in a tiny town, somebody yelled, yeah

Lesbians always do. They always get fresh. Sprinkled his dyke dust. And the vegetables were like my favorite part. I was

grain bowl at a restaurant that will go forever unnamed. Okay. I could not believe how there was no taste. It was just

my boss came in and he said, Joe, are you busy? I said no. Okay, go ahead. Sorry. Shout out, Joe. Shout out, Joe. So I like

not trying to eat a dog? I didn't know they didn't eat me. Okay, then why are you spreading fake news? It was clearly

answer? What if it turns out it's your grandpa or Dick Van Dyke or some other beloved? What if you find out Dick Van

or some other beloved? What if you find out Dick Van Dyke is your grandpa? Yeah. After all the research. Yeah, you

At the Emmys, Thomas and I sat right behind Dick Van Dyke. I saw the photo of just Thomas leaning in, trying to

leaning in, trying to secretly get a photo with Dick Van Dyke. God, he's amazing. I was secretly doing it. Also a big

And I was like, now's my chance. It fell out of Dick Van Dyke's pocket. Oh my God. Yeah. I leaned forward and he was

and you're trying to get to 10. Is this fun to listen to? Okay, let's try it. Ready? One. Two. Three. Wait, what's

how to play the guitar for you? Yeah, she never played. Okay, if you guys were playing someone in a biopic, who would

Like, people talk about her a ton on TikTok and stuff. Oh, okay. She was the kid performer that was huge who wore the big

been in. Yeah, you talking about your motorcycles, your dyke days. Yeah. I'd be nervous to, well, yeah, I can't even

rock hard? What year was that? 1990? 1991? Just all the dykes just rolling down the hill trying to get in her poncies. I

Honestly, I didn't know that was the answer. I guess. Okay. That's where our age differences come in. I'm like, guys

like, yeah, yeah. So then the character does that, right? Okay, yeah. Do you have to like get naked? There's some nudity

character, how often is this character nude? a whole lot okay but it's gonna be interesting the character has a very

cult. Let's go to the woods, Dykes. That's true. Yeah. OK, Dykes. That's my cult. OK, Dykes is your cult. Yeah. All right

but I feel it. Anybody want to join my cult? Come on, Dykes, let's go. We're going in the woods. Hey, guys, sit down

s dark for some reason, I don't know. I watched Dick Van Dyke watch Mary Poppins. What? You did? That would bring it to

was seated kind of diagonal across the aisle from Dick Van Dyke, and I watched him watch himself singing the songs. I mean

out of the movie, because they've seen it, but Dick Van Dyke was. It's hard to watch. It was just

was. It's hard to watch. It was just Dyke and Dyke. Dyke squint. Dyke over there, Dyke over here. Imagine if he said that to you. Like

funny if you say it weird. Look at us, a couple of Dykes. Couple of Dykes. I did use that one before, I will come clean. He was