you know i could be saying that directly to you i don't want to relitigate the way i could be directing that to you rather than my phone but you did say like oh there was truth in the groomer comment

So, you know, I maybe. I like that. Yeah. So maybe this is a time where you and I can, you know, together explore, you know, outside our comfort zone and grow closer. I like that. Okay. Perfect.

you go first of all put that down oh fine thank you for for stepping up to the plate today being the man that your kids want you to be and know who you are don't know if i did all that but thank you and

You can have that wagon, but you can't fap here. I know that I love Review Review. I know that I love Review Review. I know that I love Review Review. Review. Closing time.

What if we did that? This sucks. Closing time. Disappear into the mist and get you a one-star review. I know that I loved Review Review. I know that I loved Review Review.

Then what did you do differently with that fish that you didn't do with that monster velocity? I do not know. Je ne sais pas. Je suis fini avec toi. Avec vous. Sorry? We are not friends.

Hey, listeners, did you think that we'd forgotten? I know it's December at the time of release. Do you think we'd forgotten?

So, you know, I maybe. I like that. Yeah. So maybe this is a time where you and I can, you know, together explore, you know, outside our comfort zone and grow closer. I like that. Okay. Perfect.

Why did you say that? Why would you say that, Alan God. What does that mean? I hope it's me. That's really scary. Oh, it could be any one of us. Why did you say that? Why would you say that, Alan?

cookies as a boy and we would have the same uh like metal one you know the metal ones i sure do you know what like a cookie cutter i hate that i hate what i found what did you do cutter shark what did

res like what was what did you think we were gonna do with that that was that was the rich vein of improv because i also like the kids who you know uh there's one yeah i know man i really like that part

now i have to worry that you can hear it in person uh did you know that 4k just stands for four-year-old kindergarten why would i have known?

It is because of the hedonistic slice of Americana that you get from it. It's like... Now, where did Americana that you get from it. It's like- Now, where did you read that? He wrote it.

And so, you know, part of the reason I wanted to take you guys out tonight is, you know, just to acknowledge the work you guys did and how much. Did. Not do.

You know, Anthony Bourdain came here. Did he? I must have missed that episode.

What are you doing with my daughter? Why did you say daughter? Oh, did I forget to tell you you kinky boy that this is also my dad? Also her dad?

I found that that part was kind of boring of like me searching. And so that's a really helpful note because I didn't know how really to punch that up. So did you find it or?

Shut up I genuinely don't know what that is You don't know what Baby Reindeer is? No I don't know what that is You don't know what Baby Reindeer is? Okay this is gaslighting No Baby Reindeer is?

You know what I mean? I get that. And I get that.

I know where you live, motherfucker. I know what you did, and I know where you live.

go as you go deeper in the water you begin to sink which i didn't know did you guys know this i actually didn't know that in the water you float right up until about like i think it's like 50 feet.

Were you in trouble a lot? A lot, yeah. Yeah. A lot. What do you think that is? Attention. Yeah. Attention and no outlet for, you know, I was obsessed with Saturday Night Live and stuff very young.

shut up yeah yeah you know.

They're like, you know, you know, that like that need to like perform or get a rise out of people. And I see as soon as it happens, like the conversation is so different.

I can tell you every step of what they did and how they did it and how it's right. But I know that aerosolized seaweed, buckwheat. Can't do it. You know? Yeah.

it where did he even get that where and i asked him i asked him i said where did you I said, where did you get that?

Well, you know what I'm wondering? Where did that even come from?

Yeah, and, you know, they can, you know, if there was even a single clutch of eggs, you know, now that they've hatched, they can. I know. With each other. I know. And so other. I know. And so it's...

That sucks, man gross it does suck um what do you think about this um what do you think about those those ones you put in the wall that beep i'm sorry you know about that you know about this for the cockroaches

know i want you to show me that i don't even think he should know because if i can you know i can't be trusted with that the age filter on there maybe i'll let you have it i and i honestly don't even

So if you find any that you like you know hey just just don't don't say they're from me you know don't don't say oh i got the idea from susan you don't want me to say that no i don't want people to know

You know, I'm starting to feel that. But, you know, you're 16, right? Yeah. So two years left.

I can type out like, oh my God, bazooms, you know, and then I can like back it out. Because it's like, you can't say that, right? You can't do that. You can't do that. And I know you can't.

The it factor, that charisma, right? The it factor. And if you're lucky enough, which, you know, I'll grant you, you are. See what I did there?

You know, okay. Don't look at me like that.

I wouldn't even need to French you like the the girls in cabin seven did to know that so do with that what you will I hope you have a great rest of your summer and trust me you'll love Where the Red Fern

Like if you want to be one of like, you know, if you want to do the Ren Faire in a horny way, right? You can do that.

You know, the stretchy ones you put over your textbooks that you get when you're in school. Those two.

You can actually, did you know that you can find Alfred on Instagram at Alfred in it you can find the show on Instagram at review review reddit r slash review review discord review review what if we sold

Is that part of it? I don't know. I'm just. Shit. Did I already blow up? Sorry, I know. We haven't taken off yet. Does that count? You know, maybe I should switch seats.

I know. I know that. I know that. I know that. But you don't understand.

What do you mean you got... Yeah, we feel fine. You guys, actors. Maybe it's like, well, you got me tongue-tied. Oh, God. Can you add a little, oh, God. Did I say that? I can try that. I know, but...

that was so sweet band Oregon you you know what I know about Bend Oregon?

You know, it's like something old, something new, something broad, something blue. Yeah. What did you get? What did you bring? Well, it's like I kind of added, you know, something blue.

I did not know going in, one, that it's a competition show. That it's like you win at the end. Didn't know that. You didn't know that. Okay. You win money. That's frankly an enormous component.