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Final segment of one-on-one.
Rico, well, go through.
Drafts.
So at the Lincoln Children's Zoo, you can feed the giraffes.
Well, you could feed the giraffes.
There was an incident last week, I believe, or earlier this week.
Was it last night?
No, it wasn't last night.
Okay.
where a man was feeding the drafts
and there was there's an incident with the drafts
they didn't give us much information
well we've got we have some more information now
did the giraffe like swing its neck
and hit use its head as a battering ram
I don't think it did that because if it did that he would be dead
he is not dead okay I think it bumped him
and then where they have signs everywhere
say you're not supposed to touch the drafts
or whatever the draft must have kind of bumped him
causing the man to sneeze
when the man sneezed
apparently his eye
popped out of his head
but okay this is where I was with that
I thought it was medically impossible
for you to keep sneeze with your eyes open
you can
but they do say
I don't know if this is just like a
you know something that kids throw around
that somebody heard from somebody and whatever
but they say if you sneeze with your eyes open
there's a chance your eyes could pop out of your head
well there's because so Dr. David Houston M.D
Associate Dean, Texas A&M College of Medicine,
an analogist at Houston Methodist Hospital said
it's absolutely possible to sneeze without closing your eyes,
but most people automatically close their eyes when sneezing.
So we found two things in place.
One, a giraffe who has a purpose
and a person who has the ability to sneeze with their eyes open.
And in doing so,
popped his eye out of his head.
He then followed that up by putting his eye back into his head.
And he's good.
He's good now, I guess.
Or something.
Or something.
Or something.
I have fed those blood-crazed animals twice with my children.
Look, is there anything more adorable?
Like, all animals in their baby form are adorable.
adorable.
But is there anything more adorable than a baby giraffe?
Yes.
What?
Have you ever seen a baby sloth?
Still not as adorable.
Oh, I don't think you've seen a baby sloth, sir.
Oh, I have.
Baby sloths are amazing.
I love sloths.
I love them.
They have a different look.
They are amazing.
Baby giraffes look like supermodels who are just like working the camera.
They just can't walk.
Right.
There's a great, they're a great.
Baby quasas
Are gorgeous
Yeah,
Baby chihuahuas
Are amazing
Quas are weird
Baby goats
I'm a huge fan of baby goats
Baby goats
Just because they're
personalities
Not because of how they look
But because of their personality
I saw a lady
She made a video
Saying she wishes
She could have given birth
Like a giraffe
Where the baby just falls out
And you're just like
All right get up,
let's go.
Come on
She's like
Giraffes giraffe moms
They're just like
They give birth
The baby falls like six feet
just falls onto the ground
and then they're like
all right come on
figure it out
let's go
figure out your weird legs
and let's get to go
and you're going to die
there's a comedian
that tells that joke
and it says
humans are the only form
where the babies
are attached to the parents
for 21 years
it's true
they're like
everybody else
you get a couple of days
to get taught
and then like
the birds is like
I hope you can fly
I hope you figure that out
maybe you know
bears are like a year
and then like all right
get away from me got to go right but that's usually that's it yeah baby elephants baby elephants are
great or glorious isn't an elephant's gestation period like 18 months or something yeah yeah yeah so that's
a thing yeah it it's it's kind of the thing that through the and i had never it was only a couple
years ago that that first time i saw giraffe's a fight oh yeah i like i i i i never i never had i never i never
understood it.
Like, what is
swang happening?
Yeah, I had no idea.
So, and of course, you know,
just like watching giraffes drink, hilarious.
Yeah.
There's like their legs are all,
they're like, ah, all right, here we go.
Necks not long enough.
The neck is not long.
As long as the neck is, like, that's it.
Can't reach the water, so I got to get to spread all the way out.
You think of how long it takes the water to reach.
Somebody said, if a giraffe drank a cup of coffee.
the coffee would be cold by the time it reached the giraffe's stomach.
Yeah.
Which is crazy.
Yeah, I mean, and I love baby hippos.
Baby hippos are fantastic.
Fiona, the baby hippo, I think it's at the San Diego Zoo.
Just by spirit animal.
Yeah.
A lot of the videos of her just like running up to the zookeepers and just like biting them on the leg.
Yeah.
It's like, hey, you're so cute.
Yeah.
You're like a little, I don't even know.
And baby apes.
Baby apes.
Oh, they're pretty cute.
All right.
Like, we got to figure it out.
But yeah, they made the joke that, yeah.
It's only humans who keep the kids for 21 years.
Yes.
They're like, hey.
Give them a boot, not the door.
Yeah.
To Kool-Aid or not to Kool-Aid, Rika.
Oh, goodness, we're still doing this.
Yes, we are.
Ready?
No.
But go ahead.
You have to dive in the pool or not, right?
All the way in.
Yeah, yeah.
Ready for this?
I know the rules.
O'Shawn Mathis.
You.
Leads the Huskers in sacks.
To Kool-Aid or not to Kool-Aid?
You know, either way, this isn't bad.
Because if he leads them in sacks, that's great.
But if he doesn't lead them in sacks,
like he's still going to have a decent amount of sacks.
I don't think he does.
I think he gets more attention.
So I don't think he leads them in sacks.
but I think he has a decent amount of sex.
I think the guy on the other side leads him in sex.
To Kool-Aid or not to Kool-A.
Crazy guy.
Trey Palmer leads the Huskers in past receptions.
Hmm.
I just thought of my favorite.
To Kool-Aid?
To Kool-Aid or not to Kool-Aid.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Kool-A.
I'm diving in.
Trey Palmer, let's do it.
Alante Brown is going to be a close second.
Okay.
I just, I, this was the space we're in.
Yep.
And finally, you ready?
A lot of Kool-Aid today.
Oh, yeah.
We're, we're all, oh.
Kool-Aid all the way in.
We're ready.
To Kool-Aid or not to Kool-Aid.
Gabe Irvin leads the Huskers in Russia.
Oh.
No Kool-Aid.
No Kool-Aid.
He's coming off an injury.
I think he's still going to be good.
I think they still use him.
I don't think he gets the bulk of the carries.
You're looking at me like,
know something.
I just love the fact that you were just adamant about it.
Like you went full in.
Yeah.
Wait, what?
About him not?
Yeah.
No, I think he's great.
I think he's great.
I think he leads them in rushing yards and rushing touchdowns next season.
And then he goes to the NFL and he's like a second round draft pick.
Okay.
Just announced Ice Cube performing at PVA.
Yep.
Rico
Are you
Am I drinking the Kool-Aid on ice cube?
Are you going?
Oh, am I going?
Or are you not?
I would like to, but probably not.
What would stop you from you?
What would stop you?
If I have something going on that day?
It's a Thursday.
Yeah, what are you talking?
I won't have anything going on.
What are you talking about?
Maybe I do.
We get Priscilla's show.
Ice Cube.
Oh, then no.
I won't go.
Look, that's a 10.
You know, you know Priscilla.
I don't know what time it's.
It doesn't have a time yet.
Priscilla's going to go, so you're going to go.
Maybe I go.
Maybe I don't.
You never know.
You don't have to do that show.
Ice Cube, Cypress Hill, bone thugs and harmony.
Oh, good.
The yin yank.
Oh my goodness.
The yank twins, I have to go.
Oh.
Oh.
Rachel, we're going to a concert.
Yeah.
Right.
I got to find a babysitter.
That has to happen.
Can't take the kids.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
You kids will come out with a beard.
Both of them.
All right.
L.A. will just walk out.
Grab the keys and do that.
Like, you've grown.
What are you doing?
Oh, my goodness gracious.
Okay.
All right.
Rachel, if you're listening, we're going to Ice Cube.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
August 25th.
Yeah.
Chase says have thick dick, baby babysit.
Maybe Nick's going.
I don't know.
Cool it or not.
Is Nick going or no?
Nick ain't going
He's not going
Okay
You'll ask that question
He probably has
Somebody is probably giving like batting lessons or something
He's not even listening
What's he recording?
He's just the Cypress Hill
I saw him
MiceCube earlier
Yeah
We're going all in
All right
Well you kids are going to have a good time
Today enjoy yourselves
Nova Sean
It's you guys today
You're gonna stick with us
For a little bit
We'll see how
How things play out
Like I said, we're expecting some company.
I got to find out what his schedule is, and I'll let you know.
Okay.
But Captain's show.
Thicky-dicky.
Look at him.
No, do it again.
No, I saw that.
I saw that.
Coming up on the ticket.
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