1-on-1 with DP – 93.7 The Ticket KNTK - Celebrations to disrespect every Big Ten team

Episode Date: July 15, 2022

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You're listening to One-on-One with DP, sponsored by Mary Ellen's Food for the Soul, on 937 The Ticket and the Ticket FM.com. Welcome back to one-on-one with Rico and Mark. The Marco Show. So we were asking for your most disrespectful celebrations in other Big Ten arenas. And we've come up with some on our own that a lot of them, like, it's hard, with schools that don't really have a thing. So there are some schools where there's really nothing you can do except, I don't know,

just score a touchdown and laugh at them. So let's see. I like the one from Thomas and Lincoln calling it the Ohio State University, just Ohio State University. Or you can go a step further and call them Ann Ohio State University. Just call them Ohio. We've got a game against Ann Ohio State University this weekend. Ohio Technical Institute.

The disrespect. It's subtle, but it's deep, you know? TMZ2 on YouTube says, Plasterous Skinny Ann on their goalpost after we score. Nah, it's too much work. It's too much work. Block in or nothing. Yeah, block end or nobody.

Let's see. Angry for no reason says, have a fan give you a real-life hawk and take it to the bench as your pet in Iowa City. How do you get a hawk in there? Takes a lot of work. Can you train the hawk in advance to fly into the stadium? after a touchdown.

Like, you're over on top of the hospital or something like that. Yep. You've got a hawk handler, a hawkist. And there's a word for that. I have no idea what it is. Dude with a leather glove. I like hawkest. Hawkest.

You've got a hawkest over there. And after you score, he says, okay, go get him. Just toss him. And then you have the, it just, you train it to land on the football. So you just have the football. And then it lands on the football. And you're like, aha. A lot of work for that one.

But the payoff is big. Oh, it would be great. So I was just going through. We have the stickers up here. Thank you, Bach. who's going to have to put two new stickers at whenever he has free time. Oh, he's going to have to rearrange all of them.

The whole thing. But so for Rutgers, I decided that the most disrespectful thing you could do is score a touchdown and just show up. So there's that. Teach them a lesson. Yeah, for Indiana, you just kind of shoot the football through the goal post like a basketball.

For Michigan State, you've got to spark and kick one of your teammates. I like what they call their stadium, the woodshed. Right, that came out of nowhere for some reason? Yeah, I don't. Shout out Mel Tucker. You can start chopping down the goalpost or something there in the woodshed. That would be good. For Maryland, I guess you have to pretend to eat turtle soup.

But you might have to explain that after the game. What was that chicken noodle? Nope. Nope. Turtle soup. Yeah, common mistake. Why would I eat chicken noodle soup, you dummy? For Michigan, I like this one.

But it's going to take, again, some planning. You have to figure out a way to hide some khakis in the padding of the goalpost. So after you score, you run over there, you grab them. you just start running around with them. You could probably get away with that at home, right? Like, you got access to the field at home. Definitely at home. Away would be tough.

I mean, you're out there warming up. Yeah, take some more. You just have to figure out how to not let the field crew see you. Or anybody in the stadium. Yeah. Not like there's just like cameras everywhere. Right. But just figure it out.

Somebody's like, oh, he's doing some of the goopos. I wonder what it is. Don't worry about it. Mind you business. Mind your business. That's what. We determined Ohio states, right? Yeah, the sticker in the sock.

That's the best way to do it. Penn State, there's nothing. They're very boring. by design yeah there's probably for this reason so you can't taunt them i they choose to have no personality just get a white shirt yeah then they do their white out but you already wear white there yeah i don't wear more white just thomp on a white shirt there you go there you get your white out it's dumb uh for iowa you know the hawk thing and i was like i mean this isn't disrespectful but you just like wave to the hospital earlier than they thought just like ha ha i'm waving earlier

could potentially be perceived as disrespectful to the kids like you're taunct the kid. So you got to be careful. You don't want that. You got to be careful. Never distressed like kids. So pair it with a donation or something like that. Before the game.

Right, right. Nobody knows, but then as you wave and people are like, oh, he's terrible. Be like, but. Hold up a sign. I gave them $1,000. Yeah, he donated $1,000 before the game. That's why he's waving. Wisconsin, again, pretty boring.

Just jump around in the end zone with your teammates. Effective, though. I like that one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's easy. Just kind of. I can see it happening.

Yeah. Not the whole. team because then that's a penalty. Just, you know, whoever's on the field, the offense of the defense. Right, right, right. Minnesota, I've seen this before, but I like it. Pretend to row a boat and then snap the oar over your leg. Yeah, not original, but good. Northwestern, Mark came up for this and I love it. Pretend to count their fans. And then just be like, you have seven. Three, seven. Seven. Seven. You have seven fans.

Good job. Illinois, again, just show up, I guess. I got nothing. What do we say? Their bookstore had that snafu recently where they were selling shirts that said hail to the orange in multiple languages, but they just use Google Translate. So instead of hail like... It was weather phenomenon. Yeah. Right.

Like ball of ice hail and fruit orange, which are neither of what they're going for. So just have an orange on your sideline, have somebody toss it to you and just hold it up and just like yell hail. Hail! Orange. And then Purdue, I like this one. Pretend to be a train and then stop and fall over. Derailed. Boom.

And that's how you disrespect every big 10 team. I hope you were taking notes. Yeah. And if you have any ideas. Let's start from the beginning. Like I said, if you have any ideas, send them in. Oh, Don says the term for training hawks is a falconer. Falconer.

That's for Falcons, Don. We're not talking about Falcons. Yeah, that's why you said to get out of here. It's a hawkist. Come on, Don. Don. You're better than that. Pay attention, Don.

I know we move fast, but pay attention. Yeah. Kued up a guy, that's, no. No, I'm not even, no. I'll show you afterwards. But yeah, that's how you disrespect every Big Ten team. I like it. I like the idea.

Again, there's some boring teams in there that's really nothing you can do. I guess Nebraska's was like, eat some corn, or shucks some corn, husks some corn, whatever. It's kind of boring as well. Yeah, not great. Not great. You can do better, opposing fans, opposing teams. Yeah. You can do better.

Don's size easy there, Mark. Don't make me call. The show's almost over. It's over anyways. Markapolo hours almost over. What are you going to call? I'm not going to answer. Are you going to call and tell us that we're doing a great job?

Thanks, Don. I'll tell you about the hawkists, Don. It's a thing. Being a hawkist is a very real job, and it takes years of training. I knew many people that majored in hawkistry. Did you? Lots of people. Really?

It was big out of you and K. I'm surprised you didn't notice. I think I missed that. Yeah, yeah. They might, you know, with all the budget cuts that U&K was experiencing. Yeah, yeah. It was a whole wing out on West Campus. Yeah, UNL got to keep everything.

UNK suffered us, so we lost our hockey. Baseball and hockey street. And golf that they brought back. Oh, nice. So, yeah. Shout out to U.N.K. They brought golf back? They did, but not baseball?

No. After building all of that. Okay. Okay. I think baseball costs more than golf. So there's that. But thank you, Mark. T-fis and all sorts of stuff.

You're welcome. Thank you for coming in and hang out with me. Up next, the captain, three hours of me again, but this time with Bach. See in a little bit, everybody.