1-on-1 with DP – 93.7 The Ticket KNTK - DP has a horrifying news story: July 8th, 10:25am

Episode Date: July 8, 2022

Something happened to a man that shouldn't happen to any man ever, Kool Aid or Not Kool AidAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

You're listening to One-on-One with D.P. Brought you by Mary Ellen's Food for the Soul on 93-7 The Ticket and the Ticketfm.com. Welcome back to 101 on a Friday. I hope you guys got something really cool planned. Also, feel free to share what you're doing this weekend on the text line. Just let us know what you're doing. We would like to know Rico. I don't like this game.

This is exactly why it will be a regular staple. To Kool-Aid or not to Kool-Aid. Rico? I shared an article with you. No Kool-Aid. No Kool-Aid. I don't even know how you can Kool-Aid or not Kool-Aid. No Kool-Aid.

No. Inform the people. And then you see a highlight pops up, a headline pops up. And you, grown up me says scroll by it. Don't look at it. Scroll by it is what grown up me said. Grown up me said, you read the headline and you're like, nope. DP, just no.

Like you don't need to know that is not a pool that you need to be in. That is not a window you need to look in. That's not a house whose contents are viable or valuable to you. don't do it. But unfortunately, there are times in my life where I am led by young DP. Do it. Derek. Do it.

And Derek is mischievous and silly and immature and laughs at fart jokes. And it's just a part of who I am. I have not outgrown him. I can quiet him sometimes, but I cannot always control him. and the headline says this man cracks penis during sex diagnosed with rare deformity would you click on that link to coolade or not coolade do you click on the link or not oh if that's a question coolid yeah i'm clicking on it yeah that's not even a that's not even a question that's not even a do you click on it is is he a man fractured his area

I'm just like, right? So then because you click on it, here's what it says. And it's all, I'll do this as appropriately as I can do this. Yeah. Right. And the lead goes, he got all bent out of shape. An unlucky Indonesian man was diagnosed with a rare condition called eggplant deformity after fracturing his manpiece.

with his wife. This winceworthy whoopee wound is detailed, and this is actually how it's written, in the International Journal of Surgery Case Reports. So this is one of... Winsworthy whoopi wound. Yes. We present a case report of a severe fracture.

Hold on. I have something to play. I have something to play. We were asking people if they would click on this link. It could be a joke. It. could be a virus. I know this is click bait.

Does a reward out with a risk. Should I click on this link? Should I click on this link? Should I click on this link? Should I click on this link? All fair, the 50-year-old patient had reported to the hospital, claiming that he had swelling for four hours following the mishap. According to the study, this...

Why did you wait four hours? The friske... Why did you wait four hours? Because there's so many questions. I'm not waiting four hours. There's so many things to ponder. Okay, go. There's four minutes.

Look, the four hours, look, the first question is, what is going on? What do I tell? Can I share this? Do I not share this? Is this permanent? Is this, remember the question, we always ask, are you hurt or are you injured? You're injured.

You're injured. You're injured. Okay, so it goes further. He says, the 50-0 patient said he waited four hours. According to the study, the frisky fellow had been with his wife when he felt a crack. Immediately. A crack. Going to the hospital. And as he said, the Olympic event.

ceased at that moment. It stopped. It goes further. The examination revealed that he had turned purple. Purple. And was severely

deviated to the right like a question mark. And he waited four hours. Read that last part again. He said, He revealed that he had turned purple, which cause enough. Gotta go. Like, I got to go.

I am changing colors. I got to go. I'm purple. Like, and then said that it was severely deviated to the right like a question mark. You're laughing at this man's pain. Oh, no, you should. But I have to laugh at this. The writer of this story had too much fun.

Oh. Oh. Four hours. Meanwhile. crack. Meanwhile, the mangled thingamabob also sported a hematoma. Oh, my goodness gracious. Oh.

And also ruptured uretha, which impeded his ability to urinate. So, four hours. A crack turned purple. Looks like a question mark. Question mark. Hematoma. And you can't pee. obviously I'm going to wait four hours

I did not have Maybe I can fix it myself Oh He said doctors Diagnosed the poor soul With this deformity Where Buckling happens

A thing that does not buckle Buckled Should not be happening Nope Nope Oh, man. And apparently the National Library of Medicine has taken on this story as well. If untreated can lead to permanent deformity and impetus.

Bad. Four hours, though. Doctors did surgery. Oh, good for him. They did the surgery, and they fixed the fractured ureth and the tissue. Full stitches. It's going to have to wait a while. Full stretches, stitches.

Then they drain the hematoma. And then they, ready for this? As a part of the rehab and recovery, they had to test it to see if it worked. What? Not good, Bob. What? You know what?

Don't tell me. Yep. Artificially. Yep. Don't tell me. Yep. Thankfully, it passed the exact. the exam.

Oh, good for him. And he didn't have any complications, such as fluid leakage or bent member. That is the weirdest test he's ever taken. He is resting in the hospital for five days, and then discharged with a catheter that he will have to wear for 21 days. I can't laugh at that because I was there. That checks out.

Yeah, that is legitimate. A follow-up appointment four months later, the man says he was satisfied with the result. results, everything works, no discomfort. Although they posted the pictures, the photos of the x-rays. They're just going to say pictures. I was like, nope. X-rays aren't that bad.

And then it says that while this case study was unique and exceptional, it was not the only one. There was another. There was another. Look at the text line. Look at Mark. Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark. Wow. Come on, man.

Mark. You're a child. We all are. Right? Downtown Scott asked, Don't you guys fear laughing at this as like some kind of potential karma attempt. I don't even like this. I just

it's it's here's the link that it joins telling up another story. Man injures himself makes medical history by missing the target. It's Friday. I just want you guys to walk

into your weekend. You're welcome. Now you have that on your mind. Oh, yeah, this guy said he actually snapped. He's a 40-year-old in London. Buckled is the phrase that was used. Buckled. It buckled under.

Roads buckle. Buckled. That's not supposed to buckle. They officially called his broken. That's. I'm sorry. I had to have, this is, this is crazy. I had to have some fun.

Woo. Oh, man. So consider yourself blessed. I am in emotional pain right now. Anyway, we'll throw it to break. And when we come back, we'll close out one-on-one on the ticket. We'll be right back. Watch live on Facebook, YouTube, or Twitch.

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