1-on-1 with DP – 93.7 The Ticket KNTK - Eurovision songs: May 16th, 10:25am

Episode Date: May 16, 2022

Latvia - Eat Your SaladNorway - Give That Wolf A BananaAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

You're listening to One-on-One with D.P. Brought to you by Beatrice Bakery. On 93-7 The Ticket and the Ticketfm.com. Oh, my goodness gracious. One-on-one on a Monday. Face-pain it. You can start your Monday with your face-pain. You can.

You really could. It's been a long weekend. Do like Jake does, go in the room, do some push-ups, get your blood pumping, right? Oh, yeah. Then you tie the string around your arms to make the veins pop, right? So his arms look bigger than they really are? No big deal. Run sprint to the ring.

Sprint to the ring. Run around the ring. Circle it. Run around the ring. Run around. And then get into the ring and then Jake gets up on the turnbuckle. He's got his two feet on a turnbuckle and he raises his fist to the sky. And he talks to all of his fans in the strangest, weirdest voice ever.

What does he say? Warrior. Like he can't even say the word warrior. Beautiful. Jake has no idea what we're. say. Oh, Jake's certainly an Ultimate Warrior fan. I don't have any job. Jake would be

Jake would be. Jake would make a great, like, I bet little Jake Sorensen's. Those headphones don't work for some reason. I don't know why. I bet little Jake Sorensen wanted to be the ultimate warrior. No. Like face paint. Jake could have been the ultimate warrior. Right? He could have

just, you know, you need to get on steroids. Yeah, a lot of steroids. Like all the steroids. All of them. Every last one of them. Have you ever painted your face? Not that I know of. Not even like Little Husker face paint? You know, I might have one of those fake tattoo things on the...

Little Jake the Tiger. Yeah. Probably some sort of dolphins one because I'm a sick hell like that. Yeah. That makes sense. Aquin orange. Yeah. A lot of aquin orange.

That makes sense. You've never done the Miami Dolphins face paint Sunday? Not that I know of. I don't like getting dirty. Should we do that? September 9th? Opening night. No.

Opening night. Anything that like involves me getting dirty out. September 9th, September 9th, you paint your face dolphins, I'll paint my face Patriots. Last night we're making a shelf at the house. We're putting together a shelf. I was getting dusty. I'm okay with it. You know, we're doing work, but it's like, gosh, I don't like this.

Immediately went and shower. Look at my shorts. I'm a disaster right now. Come on. Twice. You probably shower before. No, no. I just showered.

I only showered at night before I went to bed. Ellie was covered in same. and dirt and mud and I just picked her up, had sand and dirt and mud all over me. You've got kids. That's expected. When I have kids, how old. Are you going to be okay with it? Yeah.

I mean, you just have to be okay. Can you promise to videotape yourself the first time you change a diaper? Oh, well, how would I do that? Just you. Just set your phone up so it just sees your face. That's all I need. We don't need to see a little orange's business. I'm getting sprayed for I'm getting daddy daycare.

I need to see that. I would rather enjoy that. I've never changed a diaper for anybody. My niece, I haven't done it for her yet. So it is going to be an experience whenever that happens. Videotape. The first... Rico, how was your first time?

I used to change my nephew, so my first kid was fine. Yeah, but how was that first time? Well, it was just a pee diaper, so I was good. And he didn't pee on me, so I was good. Oh, the first... The first poopie diaper is life-changing. Yeah, you're never going to be the same. You see things you don't want to see.

Yeah, well, you smell things that you've ever smelled before. I still don't want to get poop on my hand, but it still happens. And it's just like, ah. Yeah, because you ask the question, how did you get, no, it's like, how did you, you don't have time? How did you get this here? How does something so stinky and massive come out of such a tiny, cute thing? Yeah, yeah, I, someday. It's weird, man.

Yeah. The first couple poops from a baby? I don't look forward to that first time. I'm, I'm just, because, because it's going to mess with his. golf schedule. Having a kid? Yeah. Of course 100%.

So I'm trying to play golf now while I can't. Dude, the first couple poops after a baby is born are like tar and it's like impossible to get off of them. I just bring the kid to the golf course. You know, put him or her in the seat and if I smell something, well, hang on, I got to change

this time. That is so not going to happen. That is so not going to happen. That is so not going to work. Why? It just won't because your child is going to yell. Even if like, if they're a little, like baby baby and they can't walk or

anything like that's not going to work because they're not going to be in the car seat that long. And if it's like a toddler or something, they're going to want to run around. And at a certain point, like with Ellie right now, she's going to want to help or she's going to want to play herself. So then you find the course that, you know, go to the par three course and just dilly dally over there. He's, he just. Okay.

Unless I get it. That's why I'm playing golf now until I can't play as much anymore. Okay. We're worried about you. All right. So we're going to, we can't wait for a little joke. Did you know that you're, that Europe has like some amazing music.

Mark, Mark showed me this over here. So do you want, so I'll ask you, salad or banana? Which, which song do you want? I've heard the salad one. So do you want banana? Yeah.

Okay. This is actually my favorite. The salad one was like, yeah. Weird. It's very weird. Oh, both are just. It's very good.

Like now I'm going to have to go home and watch the entire. It was entertaining. Nobody told me that Europe had amazing artists and I am upset. entertaining upbeat music i mean i i like the choreography going on with that yeah like this is serious sax man did a little kick that was fancy that was kind of funny i think he may have injured himself trying to do the splits at the end of it all right all right everyone this is eurovision norway the song is called give that wolf

a banana not sure i told you but i really like your teeth that hairy coat of yours with nothing underneath So I will call you Keith Oh See where you're gone But I don't know where you've been Is that saliva All blood dripping up your chin If you don't like the name Keith

I'm gonna call you gin Hey Hey And before that wolf East my grind might give that Will fade by night like give that Like it's my grind my give that Like it's

They sound like a certain bank's I agree with that. Banana. I don't know your name, so I'm going to call you Keith. He says, and if you don't like Keith, I'll call you Jim. And that's a lyric, and they thought of it and wrote it down and sang it. I really like your teeth. Like, I'm talking about a wolf, but still.

Like, a wolf's name. Before that wolf eats my grandma. Give that wolf a banana. It's like they got on stage and said, hey, we have no lyrics. Let's go. So we're just going to say stuff. Maybe that's what the game is. Dude, I love Eurovision.

I've heard two songs and I love it. Maybe it might just be, you know, random. Hey, get a beat going and we'll just make some ridiculous. So that was Eurovision. Well, Don, Don said, you know, hey, comment on their, on their wardrobe. But I'm not sure what the wardrobe is. So some of them are wearing, like, you remember those, those, like, um, so think body suits that everybody used to wear, like the green man suit

where it was just green, like you couldn't see the face or anything. They have yellow. Like the banana. Yeah, and then they also have like suits on. And then there's two of them that have like wolf ears. Paper,

machet or like cardboard like wolf heads, like wolf ears and wolf faces with the teeth and everything. But they're paper mishay and they're yellow. And they're also wearing suits. Like they're all wearing suits and they all have some type of yellow on. Can I pull that off? Fantastic. Ah, maybe.

Oh, Halloween this year. Do we want to be Eurovision Norway for Halloween this year? Halloween. Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah. It's great. The band is subwulfur. That's such a great name.

Subwulfur. Subwulfur. They're from Norway. Give that wolf a banana. Well, they got the subwulfur kind of sound for the car. You know, they got it. Subwulfur. Oh, this is like the perfect club, Euro club music.

Yeah. Yeah. So that's how you can find the video. I'm in Ireland. I'll hear that song. Probably not. They'll have their own. Their own version is tough.

I think you have to, like, qualify for Eurovision, though. So. Like, this is like an award show. Yeah. It's like, I don't even. America's got talent, but not. I don't know how, like, I couldn't stop laughing. My question would be this.

Is this the same thing that maybe, like, where, what does the Fox say? Yes. Is that a problem? I would imagine what, yeah, what does the Fox say? Yeah, probably. I would imagine this may have been the same band. People don't know this. That same band, I think they had that, did a song called What's the Meaning of Stonehenge?

You should look that one up some time. I will definitely. Oh, I'm absolutely like. I don't know if it's the same band, but it's same, I think similar concept. It's, what's the meaning of Stonehenge? Very funny. Eurovision 2022. And then this next one, we have.

We have to play the edited version. Yeah. Same with the story. It's edited. Same with the Stonehenge song. Okay. Because we can't even say what the first line. It's a great opening to a song.

It's a fantastic opening to the song and I didn't understand it. But then the band slaps. Totally slaps. I'm definitely going to use, if there is an instrumental version of this, I'm using it as a rejoin. I mean, the name of the song is Eat Your Salad. City Zeni. Eurovision Latvia City

C-I-T-I Z-E-N-I Eat your salad and this is the live censored version because we Can't play the other one

We cannot play the other one Here we go Eurovision Latvia Eat your salad Meat I eat veggies And I slag them for juicy

I've got my bicycle To work Instead of a car To buy weight And stored in glass jars These do are on stage getting it. Getting it.

And I'm just like, wait a minute. It's a pretty good band. But the opening line, you have to go, like, I'm just telling you, we can't tell you. We can't tell you what they say. We can't even hint what he's actually saying in the first line. You can guess. We can't tell you. You can guess.

If the FCC wasn't a thing, we could play that. Oh, 100%. It would be great. The FCC is a thing. It is a thing. And the rest of the song, like I had the lyrics up just. so I could read what I was like, these are naughty boys. And they're just up there, like they've all got on European suits.

They've all got different colored suit. It's great. One of them, the, I'm guessing he's the lead singer. Doesn't have a shirt on under his suit jacket. And he's just getting it. And the base player looks like Nathan Brennan. The bass player looks just like Nathan. He does look like him.

Like, it looks like, so Nick could be in the band as the dude who does it. Nick would be the lead guy who closed. is the song. The dude that does the splits or the lead guitarist that does the... The lead guitarist that does the... Like the Bosnian Beast. The guy that I said looks like him.

Yeah. Oh yeah, that could be Nick. Yeah, that could be Nick. And Nathan's like the... He's the basses. He's the bass player. Jay Jackson... No, Jake could be the lead singer.

The saxophonist. I'm a lead singer, man. No, he's the saxophonist. I'm telling you. I got... You know who the lead singer is? David. David's the lead singer.

That is hilarious. That is hilarious. So yeah, if you're bored, later on at some point in your life. Probeates, I can't believe I'm looking these songs up. You have to. You have to. I mean, that's literally. One of them is eat your, just look up Eurovision, eat your salad.

You look up Eurovision. Get that wolf a banana. Give that wolf a banana. Before eat your grandma. Give me that again. Give me. You want the banana one? Yeah.

I love that one. This is my favorite. I hear you listening. He didn't have to listen. He was in the recording studio. They're right. They need to play this at PBA. Yes.

The student body would just go crazy. This is your third quarter song, Jake. Ready? And then right here's where the fire comes out. Is this way up? And before that wolf, he's my grandma, I give that wolf

Why this is just to confuse the opponent. Yeah, what is going on? Yeah, good luck getting hype to this song, Michigan. No, this is what you play when the opponent is taking batting practice at B, at Haymarket. Yeah. Like, when the opposing team comes out to warm up, you go,

this is your song. Wait a minute. I need all of these songs to play as the opposing teams walk up. music. You're now hitting Leadoff, John Smith. Did you hit the music? Before that wolf

I'm going to give that wolf a banana. I think that has... Iowa football has their pink locker room. Hustra Haymarket Park has... Eurovision. Eurovision music. It's perfect. I'm all in.

Messes with you. I'm all in. All right. These are my two favorite songs now. I'm watching Eurovision. I'm going to watch a whole thing. that nobody told me about this. I didn't think it was a real thing.

I saw Wolf Farrell and Rachel McAdams have a movie about Eurovision. Don, I thought it was a massive joke. Don, that text is brilliant. That song needs to be the hype song for the Savannah Banana. Yeah, yeah. Give that wolf.

Somebody getting contact with them. Give them this now. You're welcome for the idea, Savannah. Man, amazing. We'll close out what I want to come back. Get you set up for the caption show. Watch live on Facebook, YouTube, or Twitch. You're listening to One On One On One.

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