1-on-1 with DP – 93.7 The Ticket KNTK - Husker football record predictions: June 6th, 10:25am

Episode Date: June 7, 2022

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You're listening to one-on-one with D.P. Sponsored by Beatrice Bakery on 93-7 The Ticket and the Ticketfm.com. Nick runs from the microphone. Nick, what's your projection for the season? You don't know yet. Mark Onweiler went straight into the pool and just blew it up. He just blew it up. Mark said, I'm not having any of your, your, your, your, your,

cool aid nonsense. And he said, this tape goes five and seven. Don't worry, Mark. I'm not going to let you be on that boat alone. Because I'm with you. I just didn't want to say it. I didn't want to be the first one on the boat. Right.

But I'm on there with you. Dusty says, you go one or I got the other. Dusty says six and six. You have to walk before you can run. I think they can hit seven, but I'd rather be happy to be wrong. Magic says nine and three. Nine and three. anonymous texter says

if Nebraska went 14-0 this coming season I would consider donating my pet peacock to the university. That's Blake from Cortland. He has a pet peacock? That's pretty cool. He has a pet. Like, is that not the greatest gift?

Is that the greatest pet ever? That's pretty cool. Nah, man. That's a great, like, I don't know. Do you know anybody else that has a pet peacock? The zoo. Duh. Eric says eight and four.

Oh my goodness. Hammond beads. Don't say that. Hammond beads with four. Goodness gracious. Thomas and Lincoln asked if I watch AEW. Yes, I do.

It's a weird thing. We'll have that. Make me promise to get the wrestling show going. Because there's so many. Promise you at the wrestling show going. Yeah. People, I mean,

there's so many people that, like, if I'm walking to the store or something, and people always want more than talk about Huskers. They want to talk. wrestling. Hammond Bean says 7 and 5. He says I'd go full tonia on every team's too deep for an eddy.

You can't say that. We don't want that to happen for you. You can't say that. Willie says 8 and 4. Mike says 7 and 5 from a guy who's a student during the first two national championships. Mike Z. That's fair. Bobo says 7 and 5.

Love you too, Eric. John Squire. Because if we go 14-0 next season, I'm taking Norrie and his boys to Vegas. Fair. Fair. Joe. Joe. Joe says, oh, and three.

Dang. No. That's a great. I don't care. That's a great text. That is a great text. Joe says, O and three, Frost is fired. And then 9 and O with Whipple as the interim head coach.

That is, so nine and three for, that's amazing. That is terrible. But you have to put 9 and 3 and 0 and 0. So 0 and 9 and up. I'm just going to put that. Right. Right. Right. That's what I put 0 and 3 then 9 and up.

Got it. That's funny. That's so good. Yeah. Blake, you got to tell the story in the pet peacock, man. Can you send us a picture? Because I don't believe you. Yeah.

The pet peacock has to be holding a newspaper from today. Right. Right. I mean, is that not the greatest pet? Who on the text line has a better pet than a pet peacock? One of Rachel's family members, I don't know if they still do. I'm just going to say used to in this instance. Used to have a pet alligator.

Where are they? Up north of Nebraska. Where did they find an alligator in northern Nebraska? I don't know. But they had one. Is that a thing? They had it. At least that's what I was told.

I've never met it. I've never met it. Running the area in Nebraska? I don't think so. There's alligator snap. Well, there's like snapping turtles. I found an alligator snapping turtle coming out of the sewer in Omaha back when I was in middle school. What?

What are you talking about? It was awesome. And then I may have done a bad thing. I just took it to a lake and just put it in there. And it was mad at you? Well, it was very mad at me when I grabbed it. It was very heavy. Again, I was in middle school.

I was very weak. But I picked up and put it in a bucket. When I was in Utah, so my girlfriend's family, her sister, had a neighbor who literally was like next to her. Her next to her neighbor was an emu farm. Interesting. An emu phone. And there was 80 to 90 emu. And they would, they would jump, they would try to jump up.

But they were right next to the fence. But it was a brick wall. They had a brick wall for offense because they had to because otherwise the emos would just destroy it everything. If you're not paying attention to some emu, they'll try to attack you. Well, there was tons, and they would just make that noise all day. They would make that noise all day, which I said, I'm not sure how you live with that. But we would go over something like once every other month, like on the family rotation, we would barbecue every weekend. And once every other month, we would get to the sister's house.

and we always knew that was going to be different. Like we knew that barbecue was going to be different. And it was because it was crazy. It was crazy. We have our first record change. Wichita Husker says, Wichita Husker speaking a third person, Wichita Husker previously said 9 and 3,

but I realized the Kool-Aid I was getting ready to drink had no sugar, changing to 7 and 5. See? That's fair. You have time. You have time to adjust your finger. Yeah. Yeah, Eric asked if I've been by the alpaca farm on 84th and Adams.

No, I have not. Is it an alpaca farm? I did not know that. Nick, did you know that? He doesn't know. Colorado Herbie says my uncle had a raccoon when I was a kid. See, I waver on on. Raccoons are cute.

Like, I waver on it because they're little, they're little bad humans. they have little bad human behavior. They're toddlers. Yeah, they're mischievous. Yeah. Raccoons are just toddlers. Right? Because so in, there was a buddy of mine in Utah who had raccoons.

And they would, the battles that they had with cats, but they weren't fights. It was just the raccoon messing with the cat. And the cat would reach a point of just no return. and then the cat would go full ninja. You know how you see a cat jump to its hind legs and then go full ninja fighter? Well, the cats would do that and that was the raccoon's favorite thing.

And then once the raccoon got the cat to do that, the raccoon would get on its back and just laugh. It would just lay on its back and it would roll over doing flips, just laughing at the cat. It was amazing. It was absolutely amazing. Oh, he has picked.

Yeah, so it says, near the, okay, okay. Oh yeah, I've never driven back that way. I've driven on 84th, but I've never gone all the way back there, so. So Dylan says his grandfather, he and his grandfather used to raise rodeo bulls in Gothenburg. That checks out. Is that fair? That checks out.

That's the thing that goes on? I wouldn't count them as pets. Well, if you named them, they're pets. Are they? This text says If Mark and Rika only think we get four wins Who are they? Who are the wins?

Well, I said five. He said five. He said five. Northwestern, your two non-con. Probably Rutgers And who else do they play, Indiana? Right? Yeah.

Hammond Bean says his dad's buddy had a chimp that went everywhere with him after he got past it. After he passed, he got a spider monkey. Yeah, I have, I have had a lot of friends who had monkeys. You can, you can get a little finger monkey, the ones that are tiny and they can, like, grab onto your finger. I don't want the, well, there's the cute ones. Yeah.

They're really cute. They're little tiny. They're legal. And they're legal. You can buy them. And they're very petable. Like, you're not. I would not get a chimpanzee.

I wouldn't, I wouldn't do that. Like, my favorite. Because it takes one. It takes one little instance. If they, you're done. Well, one of my favorite, like, social media accounts is this woman who has, has what I think is what you're talking about, like a finger monkey. But all they do is eat fruit. And you just look at the monkey's face.

And he is in such a place of peace and calm that he just sits there with this woman and they eat like strawberries is his favorite thing. And the monkey, like, you're just staring at it. like I want to be that monkey for that moment. I just want that. Mark sent in his five. Okay, Mark. North Dakota, Georgia Southern, Rutgers, Illinois, Minnesota. So Mark thinks we start off with loss.

I think they beat Northwestern. They beat North Dakota. They beat Georgia Southern. I don't know how anybody thinks they beat Northwestern. Oh, I'm not confident in it at all. Right? I'm not confident in the Northwestern game. Like people are like, oh, yeah, easily.

You know, I think the spread was somewhere around two touchdowns or so. I'm not, no. I would not be surprised if it's a one-score game. Bone says there was a parrot in a liquor store here. Well, now I need to drive to every liquor store in Lincoln. Just to find the parent. That chimp was mean. He would pull your hair and throw his diaper at you.

Yeah. Well, he was considerate because... He could have been worse. Yeah. He could have pulled your face off and threw just poop at you. Well, the fact that they had diapers on them. Yeah. Because a lot of chimps I know don't wear don't wear diapers and they're like oh and their owners will warn you.

Like they'll put the diapers on when they have company. But if you just randomed up and visited them. So we lived in a kind of a dead end past my house on the opposite side of the street. And neighbor had a, they were the first ones in the neighborhood that had a chimp. And that chimp was spectacular. Played football like it did. Like it was spectacular. but it was an absolute jerk.

Like it would just throw stuff at you and never anything where you knew exactly what it was. Perfect. Yeah, so you quickly learned, okay, I'm not messing with this monkey. Brad says the most exotic I've had was a Grand Cayman hybrid Rockiguana across between a Grand Cayman Rocky Guana

and a Cuban rock iguana, both endangered. Wow. So they say... That is extremely exotic. The parents said the parrot's name is Tuesday. It's a discount city liquor at 48th and Highway 2.

If you say selfie, the parrot will pose for a picture with you. Okay, so we're sending a ton of people to Discount City. I kind of need to do that. Right, we're going to... Do we have a listener who will go... So let me say Discount City's Capis on 48th and Old Cheney? Okay, so do we have a listener who will go by

and get us a picture, a selfie with the parent? Yeah, I need a selfie with the parrot, like today. And share it. Please and thank you. Please do. So Willie says 8 and 4. Eric says eight and four. What does rubber duck say?

Rubber duck, what's your, what's your season projection? Yeah, rubber duck from LinkedIn. This is just a great name. Yeah. You got to put Mark's record in as well.

Oh, yeah. What did he say again? Five and seven. Five and seven. Brad did not give his projection. So he does not want us to. Dylan as well.

Dylan, get to it. We're not letting you guys off the hook. Bones needs to fix his. We're not letting you off the hook. So Rico, you and Nick today, just remind people. Like we're, we're going to hold them accountable. Yep.

Right. All right. Bones needs to fix his. Do you want, do you want eight and four or seven and five? Please and thank you, Bones. Yeah. Bone. Yeah.

So it's easy enough. All right. We'll load it up. Dylan says, oh my goodness. Dylan, Dylan goes ham. All right. I'm putting it in there. Dylan goes ham.

Dylan says three and nine. But I'd love to be wrong. They'd love to be wrong, but Dylan says three and nine. I would also love for you to be wrong. I can't do another three and nine season. Textors. Oh, if this is a three, come on. I can't do a three in season. No, I can't do a three or four in season.

I really can't. Those post games are just. I can't. I can't. Bone just says eight and five finals. So he's just including a bowl game. So he's going to include a ball game win. Okay.

So we can live with that. We can live with that. But I still want to know what you. would do what you would you be willing to do for a 14 and no season like i said a lot but but but not well i need to know what i don't know what you got to give me things okay i'll come up with yeah come over the list and i'll tell you if i would or not okay we'll come up with that list we'll give that list when we come back watch live on facebook youtube or twitch you're listening to one-on-one with dp on 93-7 the ticket and the ticket fm dot com