1-on-1 with DP – 93.7 The Ticket KNTK - One-On-One with DP: October 26th, 3:25pm – Nick eats Rico’s food

Episode Date: October 27, 2021

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You're listening to One-on-One with DP. Sponsored by Beatrice Bakery. On 93-7 The Ticket and The Ticket FM.com. I wonder if Rico knows that when the video stream goes live, it sees through the window. Yeah, I had to make sure the camera was off. Yeah. Yeah.

Rico was bringing birds to the stage, to the studio. I'm pretty sure I saw two of them. Yeah, he was, he pulled an Eli Manning. He pulled an Eli Manning. Here we go. There was an Eli Manning and he was ambidextrous with the birds. No, this is bull. What did you say?

This is bull. No, no. Explain what happened. So Tom and Bacher out of Chick-fil-A for Tailgate Tuesdays. Shout out Chick-Flein' Tailgate Tuesdays. And I asked Tom to bring me some food. He brought me some food. I forgot about it.

All right? That's on me. I forgot about my food. But I'm sitting up there and I go, oh, I'm getting a little hungry. I just remember Tom brought me Chick-fil-A. I come back here and I see Nick with a cup in his hand just just chilling, drinking. And I go, wait a minute, is that my drink? And you're like, yeah, I was going to eat this.

I was going to drink this and I was going to eat this. I do, that's my food. And he's like, I didn't see your name on. I go, no, no, no, you knew that Tom was bringing me this food. You know that's my food. And Jake's back there just like, yeah, it's been sitting back here for an hour. I told him to eat it. Well, guess what, Jake?

It's not your food to decide on. It's my food. You guys can't just be in this office deciding who eats who's food. That's not how this works. Like Jake is whispering, he's mouthing that it was an hour. It lasts like. I don't care if it's an hour rule. I don't care.

Is there an hour rule that I do? No, there's no hour rule because guess what? I'm going to eat my food cold. I don't care. I take forever to eat my food regardless. I'm used to eating cold food. That's not how this works. Is there an hour rule?

Yeah. Yeah, Rico broke the rule. Ain't no damn hour rule in this office. I told Nick to eat. If there was an hour rule in this office, you know how much food in that fridge would be gone? Ain't no hour rule in this office. That's not how this works. Rico?

That's not how this works, Jake. You're not listening. You're just talking. Yeah, I'm talking. You told him another man that he could eat my food. When the food is not yours to decide on. Fridge food is meant to be microwaved. It's obviously meant for that.

This was warm coming in and you don't just re-microwave chicken-blank. I could re-microwever right now if I wanted to, but you know what? I eat cold food. I don't care. You Mark's eating that chick-fil-A up there. It was a-hour. You didn't see Mark. You didn't see Mark.

That's not how any of this works. You messed up. Mark's not going to eat my food. You messed up. Go talk to Mark's like you just talked to me. It's my food. You messed up. I didn't.

I said Nick, he obviously already ate lunch. He doesn't need it. Go eat it. I gave him the permission to say, yeah, do it. So many words I want to use right now. We weren't live on the air. I'm in the clear, basically. You're not in the clear.

No. I'm pissed at you. No. I'm pissed at you. You can be. pissed to me. I'm going to keep saying what I said. You had it for an hour. I hope, I hope to God that I find some of your food in that fridge later. You know, yeah, you'll probably eat my cold cuts again. I'm not even going to eat it. I'm going to record myself tossing it in the damn on in the grass back there.

Well, Nick's already exposed my deli turkey, so it's already happened here. I want to make this clear. Go ahead. Go ahead. I did not take a single bite of his food. All I did was I put the straw on this drink and I just took a drink. If I wouldn't have walked back here, you would have been stuff in your face with fries. Yes. I had a five-minute commercial break to do it. Okay, so let me walk through this. Okay, can I play Judge Judy?

Go ahead. Okay. Okay. So, Nick. Yes. Are you an only child? No, I'm not. Okay.

Were you raised by wolves? I was not. Okay. Is there such thing as if it is not yours, you don't touch it? Absolutely. Did you purchase said soda? I did not. So you knew it wasn't yours?

I did. Okay. I gave him permission. Jake, Jake. Yes, DP. Did you buy that drink? I did not. Did you deliver said drink to the office?

No, I did not. Did you place it there? No. Okay. So, again, were you raised by wolves? Yes. Which explains a lot. Yeah.

Which explains not. I should know that by now. Okay. I just, I don't understand the concept of if a thing doesn't belong to you. Nick, was the food cold when you saw it? It was ice cold.

I felt crystals coming off of it. It could be moldy if it's not yours. I speak for the people. You know, you don't. You don't. That's terrible. That's terrible. D.P.

The food was, was done. It doesn't matter. It's not yours. Ask Happer. I will buy, I will get breakfast. I will bring it in the morning and it will take me an hour.

to even get to it. I don't care how cold my food is. What are the text you're saying here? The text line says, this is standard office etiquette and standard practice. That's real simple. No, that same textor though,

DP says if food is on the counter for an hour, it's fair game. That's right. No, there is no rule for that. No hour rule and no man offices. Mr. Unbelievable.

One hour rule applies. It wasn't on the counter. It was right here. It was on the counter. It was right here. No, that's the production, This is the counter. This is our counter.

Rico, by longevity and seniority. Who? Who? Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Who is, who is?

I will, I will buy you lunch. Swipe that. Calm down. Calm down many, many angry men. I got cookies back here for you. But the reality would be, since that's a, that's a production studio, correct? Who's the senior producer here? Yo.

Rico. Rico's a senior producer with that. So if he put something in there, he should eat it before an hour. Yes, correct. There's no rule that says he has to eat it before an hour. Here's, here's why. I'll tell you why. Many days, I have food delivered to this office and I put it right there. And if I'm not here, you guys know not to put your hand in the bag if you didn't put it there. That's true. Right? Now, let me love it. Let me just let me just let me just. pointed out now. So there are stuff in the refrigerator that you guys didn't put in there. True? True. If it does not belong to you, do you go in there and eat it? The fridge is a different story than warm than warm food because it's meant

to be cold. Was it warm or was it cold? The chick fillet was supposed to be warm. It was cold by the time anybody touched it. How is it different? How would you know? Because cold food is meant for the microwave. Why would you touch somebody's hot food? I wouldn't. Until it became cold. It started getting cold. How do you know it was cold?

Because I was here the full hour. It was not eaten. It could still be warm. You don't know. I know. Oh, I know how those bags work. I know how that food works. Rico, I'm going to, let me gavile this thing by saying, on this matter, I am, I am team Rico.

Thank you. And that, look, if I. You got two on two here. No, no, we don't. Two? No, no, we really don't. I feel like one of the two counts for more. Yeah, I'm just going to go out of a living here.

Just a thought. Just, you know, I don't know what the rules used to be. But from this point forward, leave that man's food alone. Leave that man's food. What about? Wait, wait, it's two hours. He's cold. He's busy.

You know how busy. Do you know how easy it is? No, no, the best part was by saying RICO was busy. And Jake kind of goes, You set papers up there for me to take care of. I've been taking care of that. That's what I've been doing. And you know what?

You know how easy it is to walk up to the front right up there and say, hey, Rico, are you going to eat this Chick-fil-A? The bad part was Nick knew that it was yours. Both of you, like you said, saw it deliver. But here's the thing. You saw it delivered too, Rico. So Nick, now you're telling me. Why am I still in this? No, no, no, because you drank my drink.

Because you did it. And so now I'll ask you, I'll ask you to buy RICO a fresh beverage within the next 20 minutes. He's got three Mountain Dews back there, DPSM. That's got nothing to do with it. It's in the fridge and he ain't going to touch it. It's got nothing to do with it. And you know it's mine. And that's why you won't touch you.

We know that fountain drinks fresh are better than bottled or canned drinks. It's no longer fresh though. I will wait for tomorrow for that drink. No, hey, this, this. This drink had the ice melt for an hour. So it's actually worse than your milk doing the fridge. Again, I don't care. You should never know that.

You should never know that. And I can tell you, let me just imagine something. Here's the rule from this point forward. If there's food laying around and you didn't buy it and put it there, assume that it's mine. We'll do. How about that? Can't stand you guys. Rico, Rico, Rico.

What? I'm telling you, that drink's so watered down, you don't want it. I don't care. I stand by what I have said. I don't think you guys understand. No matter how much you shave beer, Nick, I stand by my argument. Thanks, Jake. I don't care if my food gets cold.

I don't care about your stance of not letting it be an hour. It was cold. You shamed the food of Chick-fil-A but not eat it when it was fresh. You shamed. Wait for you to buy some more turkey. Can I ask a question? You ain't got a five-by- turkey. I'm going to hide it.

Can I ask a question? I'm getting a secret fridge. I wish you would. I wish. I wish you would. I got a secret fridge coming, my friend. Can I ask you a question? What?

Would you have rather, out of the three items that are in the bag, the sandwich, the fries, the drink? Don't answer this. Would you have rather me taking the sandwich? Don't answer. Would you have rather me take in the fries, or would you have rather me drank the drink? I would have rather you'd not touch any of my damn. That was an answer. That was not an option.

See, this is the movie of this. The thing is, that is an answer. It's always an answer. I don't even understand. This is like romper room. And now we have to put names on stuff. And we, no, all grownups work here. All grownups.

Grownups. Grownups. We don't have to put names on food. No, no. We shouldn't have to. No, you shouldn't have to if you mind your business. Mind your business. If you didn't put it there, you didn't buy it, leave it alone.

This is the first time I asked Tom to bring me some food, and he actually did. And you know what you did? I didn't eat it. Yeah, you didn't eat it. I'm going to tell Tom, it's going to tell Tom, I'm going to tell Tom, I'm going to take you an hour to eat his purchase food for you. How disrespectful was that? But am I eating it?

I'm telling Tom tomorrow about it. On Fridays, there used to be on Fridays, there would be donuts here. Right. And if I, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. But I didn't get here until later in the day. So am I being disrespectful to the donuts?

That's not a warm food. It's a room temperature food. Pizzas. Breakfast sandwiches on game days when we, on pregame shows, where miraculously sandwiches, breakfast sandwiches will show up here. Is there a rule about how long you have before you should eat them? No, there isn't. There isn't.

Don't make up no stupid rule right now. Pizza can be eaten any temperature. Chick-fil-A is meant to be eating warm right away. There's rules. There are certain things that have rules. You don't get, Chick-fil-A does not have, show me, show me the rule. Show. I have the rule of my head.

Show it doesn't count. Doesn't count. That's not a rule. I have my own set of rules that I follow up by. Yeah, Craig. Craig, you are correct. You should take exception to the, we're all grown up here. Like, you're right.

You're correct. So anyway, just for the record. I'm going to go finish my food. I'm going to finish my work. Enjoy your food. You'd love to enjoy that drink too. I would love to wash this down on ice cold beverage. You know what?

You know what? You got Mountain Dew. I'm pondering this, Rico. What's that? That in the back office, there are hot items. I'm just going to. There are hot items. I mean, you're not wrong.

Oh, boy. There are hot items. And the fact that he has had 10 minutes to simply say he was wrong. He never did. All he had to do was say, I'm wrong, my bad. I got you. I got you. But instead, he didn't do that.

So, he just teased me instead. I hope you enjoy your food. There is a full bag of cookies you can enjoy right here. Hold on. There are. So here's the thing. He was thirsty. So he took something.

He got a drink now. He needed it. Now, I think he needs something to eat. I think he does. Oh, oh, Rico, I think in the room. I think he does. Yeah, I think. I have a saying this.

I have cookies. No, you had a say in it because you could have said, Rico, my bad. There's also like two mountain. I can't eat the hot stuff. There's a line there. You don't know what was in the drink, but you drank it. No, no, I knew it was pop. No, you didn't.

Without tasting it, you couldn't know. Couldn't possibly know. Context or just realistic. Nick, don't lie to me. You did not know. You did not know. Now, you know what else could have to do it? You know what?

You know what you want to say? You want to say, all right, you get a saying which one you're going to eat. That's what you get a saying. What if I say no? Rico can produce. You're not allowed to say, though. Are you going to eat the chip? Are they really making me do this?

Not today. Look, you drank the man's drink. Not today. And you wouldn't apologize. All you had to do was say, RICO, we could have killed a 15-minute conversation with you going, Rico, my bad. Like, my dude, you're my dude. No, no, no. I will say looking back, like, it looks bad.

Rico. It looks back. In retrospect. You know what they say, high size 20-20. I can go back and stop myself. Well, okay, here's where I messed up. I shouldn't have listened to Jake. Yeah.

Well, how about that? That's the first part. But, you know, it is. It is what it is. How about that? Rule number one in this studio. I've never listened to Jake. I've dug myself into a hole.

Yeah. So we'll throw it to break. When we come back, we will have a resolution. I promise you. We will have a resolution. Pain for Nick. When we come back, stay tuned. Watch live on Facebook, YouTube, or Twitch.

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