1-on-1 with DP – 93.7 The Ticket KNTK - USFL Mascot names: April 15th, 10:45am

Episode Date: April 15, 2022

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We're talking about USFL and interesting. They've created their own hashtags and they have named their mascots. They had fan votes. I believe. Which, again, I'm always a little, like, why? Well, I think they put out, they came up with names, and then they put out those four names for fan votes, I believe. Do you really trust that? No, I don't trust fans at all.

I never trust. You cannot trust the internet with anything. Like, you allow people like to. There's a boat. There's a submarine in Europe that is named Bodie McBoatface. Because of an internet vote. Because of the internet. And you set yourself up.

Did this to yourself. And I don't feel bad. So let's go through. the mascots of the USFL. Starting with the Philadelphia stars. And do they all have hashtags as well? Some have masks. So give the hashtags

if they have them. Philadelphia does not. Their mascot's name is blob. Blob. Like Bob, but with an L. Because that's all they'll be getting is L's. That was a good one. I just came up with that right now. He just high-fived yourself. I am

funny. That is so weird Anyways Blob Hey can you bring Blob To my child's birth Blob It's what's his thing?

He's got a hula hoop Waste Which I love mascots With hula hoop waste Shouldn't all mascots have All All of all of them I mean shouldn't that be

Get rid of your inflatable mascot Get rid of your musseling mascot You need the one with a belly Give me a weird looking thing With a belly With a hula hoop belly Surper has a belly which is what makes him just adorable.

And then they just do the little... Yeah, and he does a little belly shake. It's amazing. Okay. Next up, my Birmingham Stallions. I'm thinking this might be the hashtag, but they didn't put a hashtag. It's Beham. Wow.

That was original. Yeah, very original. They went deep on that one. And their mascot's name, Stanley. Stanley the Stallion. Stanley the Stallion. Okay, Birmingham. What does Stanley look like?

A musculos. horse. Studs stand with red hair. See, they should just name him stud. Oh, no, that's the little, that's where he can see out of. There's like a little hole in his nose. Yeah, because he's got to be able to see out. Whatever.

All-Gamblers. Yes, sir. Hashtag all in. All-in. Okay. Welcome. Ace. Nice.

So original. Ace. The Pittsburgh marks. It's Houston. Like, they. They've had so many teams over so many leagues. They've just run out of things to go. Just go with the whatever name.

They don't care anymore. They said list all mascot names. And Ace was like the first one. Let's go with Ace. I'm not going through the rest of me. Mark, I believe, Mark's Pittsburgh Mallors. I could be wrong. Mark, I'm sorry if I'm wrong.

Hashtag drop the hammer. That's a little aggressive. And welcoming Marty the Mahler. He's got suspenders. his muscles are out, as they always are. He's got a hard hat. So he's a steeler. And he's got bright blue eyes.

He's just a steeler gone bad. Yeah. They should have given him a mustache. Yeah, like, it's Pittsburgh. They did. He's clean-shaping. A full-on Bubby Brister. Like, just let's go.

New Jersey generals, no hashtag. No hashtag. Welcome. General Jersey. They just, they should have just called him General Jersey new. Oh, the marketing department failed. But you didn't try it, Jersey General.

Like you're only the only black mascot. Lowest common denominator. Let's go for low hanging. All right. Here comes the best one. Okay. Michigan Panthers. No, no hashtag.

Welcome. Pablo. Pablo the panther? Pablo. That's how you have to say it. You have to say that you have to use Antonio Banderas's voice. Pablo. I am Pablo.

I have come for your football. Well done. Tampa Bay Bandits. Welcome. Tom Brady. The Bayside Bandit. He's doing finger guns in his picture. Yee-haw.

I need to meet these marketing people. I need to meet them all. Here's one of my favorites. the New Orleans Breakers, worst jerseys, worst color scheme. Terrible. No hashtag Dave,

the wave. Dave didn't even try. He didn't even try. He just went, hey, um, Steve got something? What rhymes with Wave, huh?

Dave. Sure. Oh, wow. You know what that reminds me of? It reminds me of kids' movie. Penguins of Madagascar. The bad guy is an octopus,

and he's like, your worst nightmare Dave and they're just like Dave USFL we love you already we love you already

for your wackiness it's gonna be a fun weekend watch out man Stanley's coming for that that's coming for that Dave is coming for you the fighting Dave watch out for Stanley

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