1-on-1 with DP – 93.7 The Ticket KNTK - What would you do for 14-0: June 6th, 10:45am

Episode Date: June 7, 2022

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Back to one-on-one with DP. Presented by Beatrice Bakery on 937 The Ticket and the Ticketfm.com. What is wrong with you people? Serious question. Goodness gracious. See, we need a board to keep track of these things, right? Cheese and rice, man. So I asked the question, what would you do to guarantee a 14-0 season?

And Mike, Mike says this. for 14 and 0 I would put my my man parts in a vice and let my ex-titan the vice so many questions was it a nice divorce

sir can I help you yeah I'm here Franks and beans for the vice for the vice feet yeah the bone said that he would donate a testicle for 14 and oh

I don't think you could but the only question I have is, is there one in particular that you think less of than the other? Do you have a favorite? Rubber Duck from LinkedIn says, if we go undefeated, I say the ticket employees do a dunk tank in the parking lot and proceeds

go to charity. I'd pay money to dunk you. All in. Okay. If they go undefeated, sure. That is officially on the list of things that will happen if they go 14 and out. Although, I can see one loophole here, and I'm just going to call it out right now, rubber duck did not say what was in the dunk tank.

Oh, just water. Okay. If we're to, If that's, okay. Just water. Okay. Just water. You can put beer in it. You could. Has that been done?

Beer in the dunk tank? Oh, I'm sure it has. I'm sure it has. Please check people and let me know whether beer has ever been put in a dunk tank. Ryan. Or maybe just liquor. Jack Daniels. Oh, that would burn.

Ryan says, how about shoot off your pinky toe for 14 and out? Well, that's when you need the Delorese from Harlem Night's clip. Oh. you just going to shoot me in my pinky toe. And there's a rule. I will quote Harlem Knights anytime you want. It's one of the movies that Harlem Knights, history of the world,

young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles. I will quote those four movies anytime you want. Good to know. Dusty asked, would Rico shave the top of his head for three months for 14 wins?

you have to leave the hair on the sides. So like an old, old-timey monk. Bozo, the clown. Sure. I had shave your head. Sure. But I also had shave your body. Sure.

For 14 and no, you would shave your body. I don't care. Look at this. I barely have hair on my arms or my legs. That doesn't mean anything to me. I'm not that dude. Yeah, see, I don't care. Would you do one-chip challenge?

No. You go 13 and 1. Sorry about it. You better go 13. You better go 13 and 1. So let me just paint this picture for you. They can be 13 and 0 in a championship game. You better lose.

Rico is going to root against them. You better lose. You better lose. So he doesn't have to do it. Look, hey, congratulations. You made it to the National Championship, but I ain't eating that chip again. I'm not doing it. Rico doesn't love it.

You better lose. I will run on the field myself and block a kick. I don't care. I'm not doing that chip again. No, sir. He said, I don't care. No, sir. I will tackle Casey Thompson myself.

Look, I love Nureen Brandt. If they're on the line, I'm going to figure out a way to make sure they move so we don't win that game. I'm not doing it. That is fantastic. I love you, but no. Oh, man. So I put on here, you have to do a shot of DeBomb straight from like a shot glass. You better go 13 and 1.

You love them, but you don't love them. Nope. Would you go streaking? Yeah. You go streaking. Sure. O Street. Sure.

How many blocks? I don't know. Like long blocks. I'll go like three. We're writing that down. We're writing that down. Oh, my goodness gracious. Would you dive off the 10-2?

Yeah. They win five games. I could do that. Okay. Okay. Well, like dive or like-dive? Dive, not jump in. Oh.

Jack knife. You better go 13-1. Yes. Like Rico, what the list is what you guys should be hearing is that Rico loves you. He just don't love you. I love you. I love you like that. The intact state could be on pins and needles and Rico's like, nope.

I'd be on pins and needles for a different reason. Which, you know, says I would wax the Chewbacca hair off my chest. Okay, put that in the list. There you go. Which tells you. Oh, my goodness. Let's see. He says we probably don't need to go undefeated for the streaking.

That's what Brad says. Thomas is mad, as he should be. Dylan asked, would you write a bull for 14 and now? I don't want to die, and I don't have the experience to not die. So maybe not. I would consider it, but I don't know. That's scary. Dusty says I take Nebraska never winning a basketball tournament game for 14 wins in football.

Which is fair because, quite frankly, that's both of the. those things have happened. Yeah. Yeah. Ryan's after your man bit. You would rather get a felony than eat a chip. Yeah. Yes.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm there. Like, I understand that. I'm not touching that chip again. Willie says, I've given them everything for 50 years and all they give from me is love and

attention. Don't owe them anything. I'm keeping my parts to myself. Ryan wants me to wax my man bits? Everybody's after you, man. I have to my man bits. Everybody's after, like Rachel's sitting there listening going, no.

Don't touch my man bits. No, you can't have them. You can't have them. Leave him alone. Rigo's one of the clowns in the ring. I do that. Justin says, well, can you, can you, but can you make this happen? He says, what about having a hot dog shot at you from point blank range from the diviner

slinger? Is that safe? I don't think it is. I think a bruise is going to happen. Where do I get? Not the face, obviously. Yeah, but you kind of want it? No.

Where do you want it? I don't know. Is it like a baseball? You shoot me on the side of the butt cheek? Yeah, I don't. Don't hit me in the back. Although, Rico, you're asking people to shoot weeners that you're behind. I said side.

I said side. I thought about it before I said it. I thought about it before I said it. I said like a baseball. Where you want to get hitting like the hip in the butt cheek. You don't want to get hitting the ribs. You don't want to get hit in the butt cheek. back. I didn't say shoot weeners. I'm not going to see I'm not even going to say it because you

could cut it out and make it sound worse. I didn't say it. Have you turning sideways? Sideways. Sideways. It's different. It's different. Weiner, please. The man bits. The man bits is where the shot happens. Stop coming after my bits. Leave my bits alone. Would you shave an eyebrow? Yeah. I don't, yeah. I'll shake both my eyebrows. I think this show is going to have legs. Would you do a four Our interview with Sir Yacht. Nope. Nope. You better go 13 and 1.

Oh, man. The captain show for Sean Jackson is up next here on 937 the ticket. Y'all stay cool. Stay good. You guys are wild. This is craziness.