10 Minutes of Schaub - 10 Minutes of Brendan Schaub | Raccon Tweeties #93

Episode Date: January 15, 2023

First Episode of 10 Minutes of Schaub

🎵🎵🎵 Kuni kuni kuni kunai Kuni kuni kuni kuni Kuni kuni loser bold guy Kuni kuni kuni kuni Kuni kuni kuni kunai Kuni kuni kuni kuni Hey, welcome back to Raccoon Tweeties. Our last episode, it got taken down by the man. We tried to put up the video of it, and it was live. What does premiere mean again? Premiere just means that the episode is premiering. Premiering.

Yeah. Okay. I thought it was live. I don't know. I don't even know what that means. It's basically the same kind of component as live, but it knows it's not live. Yeah. Well, anyways, it got taken down, but not a copyright strike?

Yeah. Just a regular old strike? Yeah, no, just a claim. Just a copyright strike. Yeah. Just a regular old strike. Yeah, no, just a claim. Just a copyright claim. Someone made a claim against us that it was not ours to use, but the audio episode is up, so you can listen to it on that. And, you know, we came to an agreement. No more, well, unless Shob does something really crazy.

Oh, my God, here we go. No more full Shab episodes. Yeah. Actually, you know what? I take it back. There could very well be an episode in the future. I mean, who knows? We came to an agreement before.

What if we are? Yeah, I know. Well, we're going to do that. The agreement we came to is 10 minutes of Shab every episode. What the fuck? Yeah, you said that oh my i didn't you said that and i denied yeah well overruled 10 minutes of shop up front where we watch a clip or something like that of shop but what like what could he do next that

would get like he did a 25 minute youtube special what could possibly be the next thing i've fucking uh definitely like a racist tweet that would be great yeah of course we'd cover that yeah but couldn't you how long can an ig video be like on tv and igtv it can be long right i think it's like an hour you can make what if he did a special on igtv next i would be proud dude dicey dicey it's so fun to do that shit i saw a shout out to alan strickland williams i saw him at chatterbox and the entire night he was like like people would go up he'd be like dicey dicey and like what else you got chin and you know blogbuster we're having a good time it's very and i'm supported look but i don't know you probably can't see, but got the Gringo Poppy t-shirt.

Thank you to Oathman, Boucherob, and Blue Shorts for sending his birthday gift. I like how I didn't ask, but you sent me a picture of the shirt. Yeah, yeah. You said Oathman got it for me. Yeah, well, I mean, I kind of wanted you to know

that I didn't pay for it myself. Every time you brought it up, you make sure to mention it. Big boy squad. Big boy nation. I don't know whether I'm more thick boy squad or more fighter in the kid subreddit. I think you're getting thick

because you had some steak today, dude. I know. I went on the firm's dollar. I went to Houston's. Damn. Got a wood-grilled prime rib. Very good. AKA wind and dine, dude.

Wind and dine and pay for it. Shared a key lime pie. That was pretty good. It's been a good day for me. Some might say best day of my life. Because I had a burrito at Spanglish afterwards. Yes. Feeling a bit full.

I have an update, by the way. What's up? So I went to Tacos a Pollo the other day. And it was a different cook now if you remember the story do you remember the story what story about miguel fucking leaving the country right he didn't pay for his braid or whatever yeah and why did the lady let us slide because she said that it was a different cook that was there this was the fucking cook dude because he treated us with a fucking attitude, dude. All right. Yeah.

Yeah. What did he do? He. So we order our stuff for there, for here, whatever. And he put all our stuff in to go stuff. And, you know, Miguel, right? He walked over to the guy and he was like, but I ordered it for here. And so the guy grabbed his food with his hand, just like full on like an exposed molita or whatever.

Grabbed that shit and put it on a to-go or a for-here plate. If I was a taco truck guy, I could see you having fun disrespecting Miguel. Because he's so soft-spoken. He probably went up there kind of respectfully and was like, Hey, man, I ordered for here. And then you're just like, I'm going to fuck with this guy. Fuck this soft-spoken nice guy. What are you going to say about this? You're looking at him the whole time yeah i put your shit on a plate i don't know why i'm turning

him into sebastian mascoco aren't you embarrassed i can't even do sebastian look at this it's on a plate now it's on a plate what are you gonna do miguel um yeah so it's 10 minutes a shot we promise the people right now 10 minutes 10 minutes? 10 minutes, pull up a clip. All right, let's see what we got here. I'll start it out. Once you pull up a clip, I'll literally, I will put it on my watch, 10 minutes of Shab. All right. What if there was a study done and that's all people can take? Doctors say over 10 minutes of Shab can cause migraine, headaches, and anal bleeding.

Trust me, less than that can. Here we go. Ooh. All right. I'm starting the timer now. Poppy. Two weeks ago, I was in New York doing press for my special, that drop, Green Girl Poppy.

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Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!! really dude so what's next what's the next stop i go philadelphia every single one of them disgusting wait who said disgusting cool man i don't know i think he's saying just like people like that he talks to right after the south street shooting he's doing this oh really wow damn i'm just kidding there was a shooting there there was a shooting something it's so crazy that shit is insane they three people started just shooting people randomly on south street i have no idea why i don't think there's been any arrests or

whatever yeah maybe it's because they were trying to prevent shop from doing stand-up there jesus christ leave it to you dude i did not have that pre-written that was just came out of my head and I'm sorry oh my god I love this place I don't get the hate from Philadelphia from everybody I don't get it man the unborn did hate you guys are like the Brennan Schaub of America I just

he's leaning in not a bad maybe he's taking my advice is he watching raccoon tweeties maybe is the gringo poppy Raccoon Tweeties? I'll say one thing, dude. It's different. It's different.

Oh, really, dude? Here we go. Dallas. Dallas. Deal. Oh, applause break, dude. See, we give credit where credit's due. Yeah.

We're not just haters. I love it, man. Think about it. Home of cheesesteaks? My favorite. Oh, dude. See, we give credit where credit's due. We're not just haters. I love it, man. Think about it. Home of cheese steaks? My favorite. Oh, God. Why is he so hack immediately? God damn it.

Moron. We're trying. Like, he had the one joke that he's ever done where it's like, you know what? Self-deprecation, a little bit of self-realization there. Immediately hack steak and cheese jokes. Pats and G-notes. God. Moron.

Alright, put him back on. Smith? Right now it's tough. Right now it's tough. Dicey dicey. This is very dicey. Right now it's a black guy but we still love him right now it's tough I get that home of Ben Franklin

founding father you guys claim him he's from Boston but you guys claim him that's fine that's fine I get it I claim him too he was here long enough to claim him as a Philadelphian I get that you know what worries me about Ben Franklin I don't know how long it's going to be before that dude gets cancelled. I don't want him to get cancelled. I don't fuck with that at all.

But dude, he has some dark history, man. Dude, the cancel culture canceled Dr. Seuss. You don't think they're going to come for our boy Benny Franklin soon? Have you ever looked into him? Dude, I toured his house and I'm like, dude, I gotta check out my boy. I'm like, dude, I gotta check out my boy. I'm like, dude, I gotta check out my boy. I'm like, dude, I gotta check out my boy.

I'm like, dude, I gotta check out my boy. I'm like, dude, I gotta check out my boy. I'm like, dude, I gotta check out my boy. I'm like, dude, I gotta check out my boy. I'm like, dude, I gotta check out my boy. I'm like, dude, I gotta check out my boy. I'm like, dude, I gotta check out my boy. I'm like, dude, I gotta check out my boy.

I'm like, dude, I gotta check out my boy. I'm like, dude, I gotta check out my boy. I'm like, dude, I gotta check out my boy. I'm like, dude, I gotta check out my boy. I'm like, dude, I gotta check out my boy. I'm like, dude, I gotta check out my boy. I'm like, dude, I gotta check out my boy. I'm like, they're going to come for our boy Benny Franklin soon? Have you really think of him? Dude, I toured his house and I'm like,

dude, I got to check out one of the best restaurants in the world. Really, dude? What's cancelable about bringing I know he got

with a lot of chicks. Okay. And he was like, I think he was well known for getting with prostitutes. Well, he was also openly racist. Oh, well,

was he? Yeah. I mean, back in the time that probably makes sense and probably all were, you know, I mean, they're in the time ofutes. Well, he was also openly racist. Oh, well, was he? Yeah. I mean, back in the time, that probably makes sense. They probably all were. You know what I mean? They were in the time of slavery.

Well, he was more openly racist than the founding fathers. Than others? So he was more racist than the others? Like Thomas Jefferson was having sex with his slave, but he was also trying to abolish slavery.

And Ben Franklin wasn't trying to abolish slavery? Ben Franklin was like straight up just saying like that black people are inferior and stuff. What scares me about this clip is shab may know more about benjamin franklin than i do but only because he just read wikipedia recently and you graduated college dude yeah i did but i don't remember every fact about benjamin franklin yeah you know so but i'm skeptical that i'm skeptical that Schaub is going to come up

with a good joke or point about this because he talked about Benjamin Franklin but said nothing that he's done and then brought up Dr. Seuss. So, you know. His favorite author. That's one author he has read. Really, dude?

Oh, the places you'll go, the places you'll see, and it's just him going to Dallas. I'm going to go to Dallas. It's different. It's different. There's a subreddit. Way more toxic than mine. Dude, it is. See?

That one's too much. That's too inside. I don't like that one as much. You think I get her ass? Dude. It also doesn't make sense. Why? Because Benjamin Franklin

does not have a subreddit. He couldn't have a subreddit. It's just not a funny, like, you know. It doesn't really land for me. For me. Also, Brendan Chobb did not invent anything. You're comparing inventing electricity to... Well, also, Benjamin Franklin also paid somebody off to invent

electricity, apparently. Like, he saw some dude doing a trick with the kite, and he was like, hey, Benjamin Franklin also paid somebody off to invent electricity, apparently. Like, he saw some dude doing a trick with the kite, and he was like, hey, that's pretty neat. Who do you think Benjamin Franklin's Brian Callen is? Who was his chin? Who was that one guy? Alexander Hamilton

was not the same time. Alexander Hamilton? Yeah, he was. Oh, he was, yeah. Oh, no, I was thinking of the other, the badass, the president. John Adams? No, John Adams was the same time. Alexander Hamilton. Yeah, he was. Oh, he was. Yeah. Oh, no. I was thinking of the other, the badass, the president. John Adams? No, John Adams was the same time. Yeah, John Adams was the same time. You're thinking Andrew Jackson? Andrew, yes. Andrew Jackson. Hey, I don't really know.

I'm bad at the time frame, but Andrew Jackson was what, like the 16th president or something like that? That's Abraham Lincoln. I think Andrew Jackson was the 10th. Jesus Christ, Brendan. I'm tired, man. I'm tired, dude. I'm tired of Brendan Schaub. I think Andy Jackson was the 10th. Jesus Christ, Brendan. I'm tired, man. I'm tired, dude. I'm tired of Brendan Schaub. I'm like Schaubing out. Oh, that was such a Schaub moment.

Oh, well. Judge not, lest ye be judged. You're acting different, dude. Different. Into the dark arts, man. My boy Ben Franklin had hoes. This is real, dude. And I'll be like a flame here and there.

He was married for 40 years. He had straight up several girlfriends every fucking year in France. This dude was slanging dick, Philly. Yeah. How long does it take for him to mention dick, dude? If you're doing well, you're slanging dick. We know that from the subreddit can ben benjamin franklin getting slandered by uh old shab here surprising he dude he discovered electricity tricity he invented seeing eyeglasses oh really dude that's what like

historians are saying that right now it It's all unfactual. This is on the History Teacher subreddit. They're like, oh, really, dude? Yeah, yeah. Shop. Hundreds? You didn't know he was going to get his dicks up back then? Ten minutes seems long again.

He has a local bar in Philadelphia. It's fucking 1718. She posts it up. She just waits there for a girl to walk in with glasses on. You're like... How's your vision?

I will say, Brendan Chobb would be a whole lot funnier if he didn't laugh at his own jokes all the time. Yeah, he definitely shouldn't be laughing at stuff like that. Yeah. It's not funny.

But it is interesting that they talk about Benjamin Franklin sort of being a creeper. Yeah. Because he has the whole thing about making Annie Letterman walk to his car and she's like, I'm not going to suck your Anthony dick. Yeah. Wonder what Benjamin Franklin, they're like, I'm not going to suck your fucking guy who invented electricity dick. Okay. So you don't think it's funny that Brent Benjamin Franklin goes up to a girl

with glasses on and he's like, how's your vision? That's pretty funny. Cause he's going to hit on the girl by saying that he invented eyeglasses. I guess. I don't know. I mean, I mean,

if I have to explain it to you and it's not funny, it's not good. Yeah. It's different. Yeah. It's not good. It's different. It's not as good as any other jokes I've heard today, you know? Yeah. What's the best joke you heard today? I've been at work all day.

I don't know. I'm trying to think if there's anything that stood out today. No. No? The work, I was just, basically work was just eating steak. Do you ever try to make the servers laugh? Sir, we still have a minute left of shop. Fuck!

We have a minute left of shop. That's the end of the clip. What else do you want to say about them? I mean, has there been any controversy with them lately? Or is the Bobby Lee shit over? Guess what, dude? Not keeping up. Not keeping up at all?

No. I want more shop content. I'm enjoying the shop shit. Yeah. You want to see if there's another video? Yeah, we'll see how long it takes you because we have one minute left. Okay, I'm right here. Let's see the first video.

Boom. Let's go. Of course, the video's... I heard something. Staff over date. A lot of bad white basketball players. The worst basketball team you've ever seen. What's that, dude?

He cannot do anything but stereotypes. He's obsessed with stereotypes. A white guy is bad at basketball. A guy that has a lot of women is getting hoes. Philly cheesesteak. Philadelphia's cheesesteak. Philadelphia's Benjamin Franklin.

He owns nothing original. Schaub never notices anything that hasn't already been done. It's like he has some sort of disorder where he's like, if he were to come here, he'd be like, Gerardo's Alhambra.

Oh, Chinese food, right? Chinese food is here. He would talk about tacos al pollo nonstop, probably. He's slinging hacky dick, dude. He is slinging. Well, slinging dick to Shab is actually a good thing. That's what I learned that from the Shab Reddit. If you're slinging dick, that means you're very cool.

Oh, okay. Nine seconds left of Shab. All right, say something very funny about Shab then right now. right now job i don't have anything to say for three seconds boom done all right we did it that's all you get job i feel like i'm in hell i feel like we're gonna you're gonna be like now the next segment 20 minutes on job yeah now the next 30 minutes a full hour on brian callan with scott all right pull up that uh that article about the that we're going to talk about all right here you go all right so today i don't know if it's today but uh there there's a

washington post writer dave weigel have you heard of dave weigel never he's like i don't really know who he is but i remember seeing him on Twitter because he's one of these news journalists that has a Twitter following, so every once in a while I'll see a retweet. I think he has a cartoon profile. I don't trust people with cartoon profiles. Yeah.

So he apparently tweeted, he retweeted, I have a picture of it on my phone, so I'll just read it off. He retweeted i have a picture of it on my phone so i'll just read it off he retweeted somebody named cam harless who said every girl is bi you just have to figure out if it's polar or sexual yeah and um another person another journalist at the washington post retweeted that and i don't does it in the article what she said? Felicia Sunmez. I'll tell you what though, his name is Weigel.

Weigel retweeting that. You know what I'm saying? Good point. So she said something like, oh, it's great to work at a publication that allows retweets like this or something like that. I'll try to find it. Some has sarc wrote on twitter oh there it is fantastic to work at a new fantastic yeah so you know just all right off the bat you know the phrasing lets you know that this is sort of an an annoying person if we

can be honest when you when you tweet when you write like that or talk like that, whatever your side is that you're on, even if you're right, when you're like fantastic to work, it's grating. Fantastic to work in a news outlet where retweets like this are allowed. Allowed. The Washington Post allowed David Weigel to hit the retweet button. So my problem, my view, this is going to shock you Raccoon Tweety's listeners, but my views on this are nuanced. I believe they're nuanced. My real problem with this. And Brittany gets canceled.

Yeah, for saying nuance. My real problem with this is that the tweet itself, every girl is bi, you just have to figure out if it's polar or sexual, is not funny. Yeah. You know, it's not funny. So if you retweet something like that, you're a moron because you're tweeting something that's just not good. I'll break it down as to why I don't think it's funny, just like I would shop. So every girl is bi. First of all, that in and of itself is like, no, no, that's not true. That sounds like something a weird lefty person would tweet. You just have to figure out if it's polar or sexual.

What's funny about that? I guess he's saying that every woman is crazy. Hilarious. It's no different than the lefty Twitter or the viral tweets about men are trash or are men okay or men suck. That's all not funny. It doesn't make me mad and I don't think these people should be canceled.

They're just hacks. It's hacky shit, right? Like you should, just because some viral, and it could be man or woman because both men or women do the whole like, you know, men suck or women are dumb. Just because one of the like the men suck tweets, they do that does not mean that they should get fired

from their like 15 hour a week work from home barista job you know yeah they're just like whatever it is that the the that they do for living shouldn't be affected by their tweets the only reason you should get fired from like tweets or something like that is if you tweet some horribly like racist thing or like say something like if somebody was like that that uh shooting was great i really liked that it would happen there then yeah fire them from their job but there's this other tweet that says uh i'm not mad at the every girl is bisexual or polar joke because it's sexist i'm mad because it doesn't include biracial and i feel left out

i guess yeah i mean i don't i don't understand that at all oh she's making a joke that i don't i don't think that's funny either i didn't laugh i was laughing because of uh you know i don't know but like just and so this shit blew up like crazy yeah this guy the guy who retweeted it has been like suspended from his job and then this woman felicia what's her face or whatever is like going off saying that like she's being attacked or whatever um and like and then nothing is happening to this guy cam harless who's the one that tweeted it the one who's tweeting it he's the one who's not funny so in my opinion he's the most guilty out of all of them yeah again the and if you find this tweet offensive should it not be the person who did the tweet that you're

angry with yeah like i still don't think that you should be that angry with it because it's like so dumb that it's like it should be below what you like when i when i hear like a really bad joke from a comic that i don't respect i'm not it, it doesn't, I don't think about it for like, you know, all day. I'm not, I cannot believe this comedian who's not funny said something unfunny. I can't believe that this person who I've never seen do anything good, who I dread seeing at open mics mics who is always says something offensive it's shocking to me that they would again say something offensive and unfunny and that's why i look at this guy's profile picture it's he's a big fat guy big beard cowboy hat his name is cam what do you think is gonna come out of his mouth dude david weigel has a tweet

from 2015 that says you shut your whore mouth no way is he replying to somebody or what uh yeah but you know how bad he's replying to my angelo he's really he's replying to jesse bernie who's jesse bernie probably a woman but is it like a joke? It was in the old days of Twitter where there was no reply. It was just you're adding people. You know what I mean? See, because that sounds like a joke. You know how you joke with your friends. You say you shut your whore mouth.

Yeah, you know how you say that to your friends. You do do that. Well, yeah, I call you a bitch all the time. Yeah, yeah, exactly. But he does, though. And I think it's funny. Sometimes with your friends, you say, you shut your whore mouth. You're not serious.

That's what I don't like about today's world is like, when people get in trouble, they read text messages and tweets, and they're like, I can't believe you said that you would sever them in half. Well, they're not really going to do that. They don't literally mean. It's just shit you say. It's locker room talk. There is some truth to the locker. You know, it's locked. There

is some truth to the lock. I mean, what Trump said was a little bit, that's kind of crazy. I've never heard somebody say, you know, like whatever the, whatever he said about, what does he say? You have to like grab him by the pussy or something like that. I've never heard another guy say that, but shit like bright before that. Yeah, sure. know this guy cam harless cam harless has a show called the soup can archist so soup soup can anarchist basically oh so is he like a doomsday prepper guy i don't know let's see soup can anarchist here dude i briefly looked up his profile and he seemed like he was just like a conservative guy because he was retweeting like jack pubesek or whatever i was just looking at jack pubesek right now pubesek uh that guy's like a like a professional right-wing troll or something like that i remember he had a thing that i saw

briefly where he was going to the um the pizza gate place remember the which is just a pizza restaurant in dc but people think underground pedophilia why would you Which is just a pizza restaurant in D.C. but people think kids are underground pedophilia. Why would you do it at a pizza place? Because kids like pizza? Well, you don't expect it. You don't expect it. Yeah. It's where you least expect it. A place where children always are.

I don't know. I don't know if that's where you least expect it. Stop looking at the TV. I'm looking. I'm expecting to see tweets up there that I can react to. I had the tweet up there the whole time. You didn't look once. No, I looked at it. I looked at it.

I also had it on my phone. We got to look at... Let's look at Cam Harless's shit. Okay, Cam Harless. I'm going to look at him up right now. Yeah. All right, keep talking. Let's see what kind of guy he is.

Because I looked at it briefly, and I think he's the same kind of guy. Twitter.com. Keep talking about it. I don't have a problem with somebody who's conservative. I'm not conservative for the most part, but I don't hate people just because they're conservative. But a lot of times, they'll be like this guy Cam, not funny. I mean, well, rethink your thinking, dude,

because according to Alice Hamilton, the Republicans are trying to kill us. She's going to be outside of Cam harless's house when they could stop stop people like this she has an ar-15 outside of his house stop the suit cam are anarchist all right you want to see this dude here um this is a tweet that says this is what bravery looks like we got to come up with a list of people to shout out during the episodes so I can drop their names in like jokes while we look at this stuff. Josh Awad. What's up, Doug? Yeah, what's up, Josh? You know who's not as funny as Cam Harless?

Josh Awad. I'm kidding. We should have a list sort of like you do your Patreon shout outs with ECMO. I'll just do it as insults. I'll drop it in like when i'm talking about shop okay so listen to the show um simply objecting to a retweet of a sexist joke and a colleague's false accusation of bullying leads to this for instance this tweet bisexual

or bipolar it's like rachel friedland is both of those things yeah i don't know she's not either one but as far as i know were you just thinking of what to say while i was talking what's that what what do you mean you're tripping me up i was reading this tweet right here so like he's he said this is what bravery looks like and he's retweeting felicia sonmez the girl that started this whole thing oh he retweeted her yeah And he's retweeting Felicia Sonmez, the girl that started this whole thing. Oh, he retweeted her? Yeah. Oh, he's being sarcastic.

Yeah. She apparently lost, in the article that I clicked on, the first thing I read, she lost a court case against Washington Post for discrimination already for something else. I wonder what that's about. We should look that up too. Oh my God. Here we go. All right. Keep talking. already for something else i wonder what that's about we should look that up too oh my god here we go all right keep talking so this i like what bothers me about this is that

she just she seems like one of those people that just likes to start shit like your colleague retweeted it if it really bothers you why don't you just talk to him about it or why don't you know like say hey why did you retweet that if somebody like i do think it's kind of weird to like follow and care what people tweet i don't like really think that's great or like mentally healthy but if it's your friend or colleague and you're worried that they're doing something stupid just mention it to him if you know you know me if you're any of the people that listen to the show, Jay Light, fucking Caitlin Jeffers, you know, let me know if I'm saying something stupid instead of saying, oh, Brendan Cooney on Raccoon Tweety said this, I can't believe I have to listen to podcasts like this in America in the

year of 2022. It's like, I don't know. I just don't think it's healthy to do that. And then the whole victim shit where you say something, you retweet this guy to get him fired or whatever and to stand up for yourself. And then you're like, and look at all the people replying to me. And there is some truth of being like, the guy saying that while women, he he's not serious i don't think but

he's saying all women are bipolar and then you act kind of crazy it's like it doesn't help that doesn't help defeat that image of women okay so basically what i'm getting from this because the first article i try to click on is behind a paywall so I couldn't read it. Right. But she I guess alleged misconduct sexual misconduct against the Washington Post the entire newspaper against the executive Oh no no no no

yeah against somebody at the paper and then but the judge ruled that the facts alleged by Ms. sonmez do not support a plausible inference that the post discriminated against her or created a hostile work environment wholly or partially because she is the victim of a sexual assault or a woman so she sounds like she was assaulted allegedly by somebody and then she said because that happened the newspaper did something that wasn't good around it.

But the judge said it's bullshit. I don't know. Who knows? It definitely leads you to with that and then this new thing where she's going crazy about some tweet. It paints a picture of the person.

Show a picture of her on the screen. Images here. Bam. the person and then show show a picture of her all right let me see the screen images here bam it kind of looks like amber heard i can't really see i'm just kidding um like okay i sort of see now throw a picture of dave weigel dave weigel looks haggard at best. How do you do this? I see. I don't know how to make the face bigger. Dave Weigel? You can kind of

tell stuff about people sometimes by the pictures they pick, you know, that are online. Yeah. Like her profile seems very intense. Yeah. She has an intensely choosed picture, and that's the kind of person that tweets like this. But I could also be...

And then look at this fucking fat loser. I mean, he's just jolly, dude. He looks like Ian Carmel. But, like, old, old Ian Carmel. Damn, look at that fool. Yeah. And I just don't... My main issue with this is, like, don't retweet stuff that's not funny.

I don't want to read this stupid shit. I mean, he's going to go back to work, right? He's just suspended. It's crazy that you can get suspended for a retweet. Especially one like that. Who cares? Yeah. With the Washington Post.

I mean, if there was like a history of him having like crazy ass, you know, retweeting things in the office with his voice. Is there a history though? Yeah. I don't know. Or is this the first one? Let me look at fucking shit. Okay.

Has Dave, is this his first cancelization? And then we look it up and we're like, oh. I mean. Oh, really? This shit put him on the map. What is a cancellation? Like, I never heard of this fool before. Hmm.

I don't know. I've heard of him because i'm on twitter all the time he's like a twitter personality oh yeah um he's suspended for a month yeah that to me is crazy can we just let people tweet stuff i hate the things where it's like my tweets don't aren't aren't reflective or my opinions of my own like yeah duh yeah is someone else tweeting for you? Of course they're your own opinions. You shouldn't have to say that. I don't think you should get in

trouble for things that you retweet. What if you did it by accident? You couldn't hit the button. I butt tweeted once. You did? Yeah, it's actually kind of funny. I had my phone in my pocket and I was on unlock, you know? He looks like he's mad at you while you're saying

this and uh i cannot see it because of the light but um so uh i looked at my phone and i saw that i had a reply from luke schwartz yeah and it said is this a butt a butt tweet yeah and it was like an article from the new york times some charity. Yeah. And he knew. He knew I wouldn't have retweeted about him because I'm a bad guy. Man, he should straight up just go for the butt tweet defense, dude. I mean, he could, I guess. I mean, you can do that,

but then no one believes you. No one believes anything men say anymore, and women. Yeah. If you're not on whatever side that's angry, even if you're telling the truth, it's like, fuck you. Fuck you for whatever I think

and whatever I'm mad about that day. It doesn't matter. Also if you want to retweet something racy just go to Brendan's Twitter and get a couple flappers tweets dude. There we go. See? Dave Weigel could have retweeted any number of flappers tweets. But instead he chose to retweet

some juggalo who's like eating soup cans and is an anarchist apparently who follows fucking Jack Pobosek and whatever that, what's the guy, what's the rock star guy with the guns? Dave Navarro. No. I don't think Dave

Navarro's political. I'm thinking of the guy who like threatened Obama. He's like, I'm gonna shove my AK-47 up Obama's ass or whatever. the dixie chicks that's the opposite again these are the worst guesses okay yeah i said who's the southern man that threatened obama with a gun and he said the dixie chicks i remember the dixie chicks were all political i'm not political dude yeah i mean i'm not that political i'm historical dude i'm all about history yeah but you didn't know too much about Benjamin Franklin. I know that fool's a fucking weirdo.

You knew less than Schaub. He had a hole in his head, didn't he? From fucking syphilis. Damn. But at that time, syphilis was the thing that was going on. That's the thing to have? Yeah, there are plenty of people retweeting syphilis. They're like, I can't believe I have to work in a place like this where people have syphilis.

I just don't like that anybody at any time can cancel you for nothing. Yeah. I don't like that this guy's working with me and I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm. You already sued. Who sues who they work for and then stays working for them? Yeah, that's stupid. The Washington Post sounds like a horrible place to work. You go to work.

You think, you know, you work all day writing whatever the news you you see a tweet that you think is funny that's not you retweet it the next day you go to work and you're fired yeah because somebody saw that that you work with yeah somebody somebody in the other desk was like you know what i don't like dave and i don't like this tweet so i I'm going to tweet about Dave. And then you're out of work for two weeks. He's suspended. Actually, was he suspended with pay or without pay? Do they get cop benefits?

I don't know if they articulated that or not. It's just messed up, man. Alright, you want to go into Amber Heard or no? No. I want to keep talking about this. Oh. The Washington Post, like, working there, you just fucking, what are they going to, what's it going to be like?

Is it just all going to be annoying people? Are they also, like, super blue washed? I don't know. But I'm thinking, like, so this guy gets fired, right? So, and then, but the other person who retweeted about him is not, not that they should face any consequences for that. They shouldn't. But is it going to be all people like her now? How are we supposed to trust the news?

Yeah. How can we trust the news if it's a bunch of people that are just, are you getting angry if their coworker likes a tweet of somebody they don't agree with. So you may not think that it's funny, but is it clever? No. It's not clever or funny. I wasn't asking because I think it is. I was wondering.

Yeah, definitely not. Why would he retweet it then? Because he's stupid too. Because he thinks it's funny? Yeah, I think. I mean, obviously he thought it was funny. So then he should lose his job if he's stupid. That I might be able to agree with, yes.

I think he should lose his job if he's stupid. That I might be able to agree with, yes. I think he should lose his job because he's so unfunny. Like, if you think that joke is funny, I'm okay with you. Because writing for the Washington Post, or writing for a newspaper, a well-respected newspaper, you should have the ability to realize whether something is worth retweeting or not. So if you're retweeting bad, like, I bet if you go to Dave Weigel's thing, he's retweeting NBA memes and other things that aren't funny. Yeah, like pull up his Twitter.

I bet he has other unfunny shit. Dave, weird name. What is it? Weigel. Yeah. He just got a new follower. It wasn't me. Let's see here.

Oh, wow. 602,000 followers. He's retweeting Gangsters of Capitalism for sale. It's a book. What is it? Oh, so it's his own book or what? Written by Jonathan M. Katz. So he's just supporting the homie, dude.

Yeah, I don't know that one. He's retweeting some gop senate race um he's retweeting something said to kanye west so it's just boring shit yeah he's a boring guy that retweeted something and now he's out of a job he retweeted something from uh this one comic what's his name uh fucking david smith david smith The guy from Legion of Saints. Oh, he retweeted that guy? Okay, so Weigel has somewhat of a libertarian bend, I guess. I didn't know that.

I'm surprised he still has a job. Turtle names. He retweeted a little paper naming a turtle. So he's wholesome, too. you can't spell sucks without seo which is just not factual i guess i don't know why it's all retweets all he does okay let's go see felicia's profile i want to see like what like she says that she's getting attacked a lot that's another thing is like you can't say anything now without being attacked by millions of people either, which is also annoying. So why?

Why even make a big deal out of this? Oh, my God. I mean, she's just she's she's tweeting up the yin yang, dude. I'm going to look it up on my phone. Look at this, dude. She's tweeting about being harassed online, which I'm not in support of, but also just stop tweeting. Mexican president snubs Biden's invitation to summit. I mean, that's kind of racist.

I don't see French president snubbing anything. Long COVID is creating a mass. There's people every time that you see like a woke thing, they have an article about long covid and how it's like gonna fucking ruin ruin the world all of them are very and we should be worried about the people that have long covid i feel bad for them but it's it's it can't be coincidental that every like woke person is like super worried that they're never going to be able to work again because of COVID. Yeah. I know like one person with long COVID and they seem to be doing okay. But if you read the news, if you have long COVID or if you've had COVID,

you're going to have long COVID and we're all going to die soon. I saw this thing too. Oh my God. This is, oh my God, dude. Why? Why the fuck do people go on Twitter? Why? I don't mean, I don't know, because it's fun and i like this is not fun this is ridiculous dude well this guy's not having fun last night i

came under an unrelenting series of attacks intended to tarnish my professional and personal reputation the cause some tweets i sent out calling for compassion within our workplace those attack continued in the morning and then you how it's a bad tweet, dude, when you see one of six, dog. Fucking bullshit. The next one says, In hopes of de-escalating, I temporarily deactivated my account.

I'm in a barrage of online abuse directed by one person, but carried out by an eager mob. The one-sided attacks continued even after I stopped engaging. I know the old adage, hurt people hurt people. But what then?

Two questions already. No answers. In such a situation, it is difficult to find the line between sympathizing and challenging with compassion. My instinct is to defend myself, but I talk a big game about kindness and I'm going to try to practice some of that

now by simply moving on and not engaging. See, but this guy, although he's talking like this because he has to because this is how these people talk, he seems to make a lot of sense. He's the normal adult here, but the other people are insane. They're attacking this man. His thing was like, be kind to people. If that makes you mad, you need to get therapy.

Yeah. How would that make you mad? It doesn't matter which side you're on. If someone's like, hey, let's all calm down and talk about this. That person isn't the wrong person, right? But now that person is Hitler. There are probably people responding with memes like, you probably were, if it was World War ii you'd be with the nazis

and that's all he's saying is like talk be kind to each other it's crazy and also he pointed out i read through his story he pointed out he was like you know i'm latino and i'm being attacked by this white woman which is smart you gotta bring it dude as the only there it is as the only mexican american reporter on the national test the only one so what about that yeah once you talk about that felicia yeah felicia there's a there's only one mexican on the entire whatever the national desk is yeah whatever the fuck that is you're over here whining about some tweet from a redneck loser yeah that someone retweeted but where's your concern for mexicans on this thing yeah where's the love for jose adele real dude he's keeping it real and yeah instead what you're doing is attacking this mexican journalist it's fucked up on this thing. Yeah, where's the love for Jose Adel Real, dude? He's keeping it real. Yeah.

Instead, what you're doing is attacking this Mexican journalist. It's fucked up. I always think it's funny when people have their arms crossed in their profile picture, like, fucking come at me, dog. Yeah, that is very, like, that's kind of lame.

These journalists think they're, like, super duper, like, important and cool. Yeah. I don't know. People really hate journalists. You know, I know someone's an idiot, though, when they call journalists journos. like important cool yeah i don't know people really hate journal you know you know i know someone's an idiot though when they call journalists journos if you're not from england

and you call journalists journos like who are you you think you're a green street hooligan hey brandon you're gonna be late today he is talking to them jennos i hate these jennos man they're like the right is turning into like dumb english people oh right all right all right jennas crook say i'm not not smart and well all right these jennas are crock of shit crock of shit mate uh i don't know you know i think that uh women are bisexual pansexual whatever oh really dude oh really dude oh i i don't know what i'm doing dude this is a ricky device special man this is a crock of shit that's what this is dude all this is bullshit you've basically said that but in a lot more words you agree with me somewhat yeah what's your opinion on it everyone should get off twitter

twitter should fucking die eat a dick and die dog that's my fucking opinion dude why do you say that because i don't do well on it no i really just uh the the humor base of twitter does not make fucking sense to me and i in my opinion is killing people slowly so when i say flappers europe you don't think that's funny that's hilarious there i mean that's on twitter but you could say that shit on fucking instagram you could say that shit on facebook yeah but it's not the same because Instagram has pictures. You know, the caption doesn't even matter. No cap. That's where it came from. Oh, so you're telling me Instagram has a third dimension, Doug? You like text-based shit?

I don't understand what you mean. What are you talking about? You can share a story post of just fucking Flappers Europe, dude. And I'm there for it. I'm retweeting that shit. Can you share stories? Yeah. Oh yeah, you can. I know you can. I do it all the time. I just don't,

stories are like, I don't know. I don't want to film something. I don't want to have to like edit whatever the fucking thing is in the thing. I don't understand that. I like writing. I'm a writer. Oh my God.

I'm a writer. Oh my God. Oh, you know, I just, uh, yeah. It's people like you that create sexism in the

fucking work environment you're a writer dude yeah because of my retweets of uh people like cam harless i pull open my phone i say 140 characters is all i have actually it's more right it's more now i don't know if i can i don't know you know better than i do i i'm i treat i'm treating you like that guy that has to look everything up but you know like so literally look at your bookcase only has six books i have a fucking shit ton of books there's like three books in there oh my god and a lot of like um there are books on like uh the history of cookies and this is how you know you're losing an argument in my apartment is when you fucking attack my books dude there's more of a pinata than there is that's true but there's a lot of it's a big pinata so there's a lot of books

yeah man i had two shows this week i did nightcap pretty good pretty good show um trying to think of anything crazy happening at nightcap nightcaps back inside it's not outside anymore have you ever been there the burbank thing that aaron millner runs no never it's a good show he's building a brand which i support um and then i did the brunch show with josh edelman josh edelman's brunch show barcovel that's hard to do the 1 p.m show yeah it's hard to do uh comedy early in, the 1 p.m. show. Yeah, it's hard to do comedy early in the day. Yeah. But the audience was chill.

I had like one giant beer, which cratered me for the rest of the day. Oh, that makes sense, because you have beers in the morning, yeah. I do not have beers in the morning. Everybody was having, and so brunch, people were having wine and stuff.

You have more beers than I have books in the morning, Doug. Well, that's not very easy to do. So I'm sure you're saying I have more beers than i have books in the morning doug that's not very easy to do so i'm sure you're saying i have two beers um i asked for like the australia lager or something like that thinking it was just gonna be a regular beer and they gave me this like giant glass i was like i was like walking into the show like okay that guy has a problem yeah this giant thing i'm just like oh yeah good to be on the show blah blah blah but uh did it did okay also you're forgetting a major plot point here dude you didn't fucking uh you did the potluck

at flappers or you know what i'm saying oh yeah i did the comedy i did the potluck that was funny because i was like i was driving to record doom scroll so yeah you can also check me out on doom scroll with uh isaac hirsch and nick older so i filled in for daniel cabral on that show i was driving there and luke was like hey i'm hosting if you want a spot i don't know if you're supposed to say that oh my god but i'm just kidding hey luke was like oh man you made potluck um but i i thought he was kidding or i didn't really understand and i was like on the way to this podcast.

So I filmed the podcast and then I went and did the potluck and I did okay. I didn't do great. Yeah. I did fine but it was cool to be there

and it's been what? I don't know. Fucking. Four years? Something like that. Three years? Five years maybe. The last time I hosted

Stuart was working at the store. Yeah. He hasn't worked there in years. The last time you hosted what? I mean the last time I did it. working at the store. Yeah. He hasn't worked there in years. Last time you hosted what? I mean, the last time I did it, I said hosted the last time I did pod luck. I did kill Tony right after an eight shit on kill Tony.

Let's watch that live on the bucket. Yeah. Right. I don't know. I hope they'd fucking burn that shit. I was, I did a street joke. This was my street.

Yeah. So it's probably more than five years ago. Cause I was doing street jokes. Yeah. You told us on the podcast before. I've told it so many times than five years ago. Cause I was doing street jokes. Yeah. You told us on the podcast before. I've told it so many times. It's haunting. It's haunting.

It's not fun to think about. It was in my shop era where I was in a worse than shop. So, you know, shop Franklin stuff. Yeah. I was doing jokes about Ben Franklin, fucking women and shit.

And I, my, my closer was a Mexican cookie, salsa and cookies. Dicey dicey bro. Even even even if we try to fight job so you even went back to shop job is like that movie the thing or it or whatever is it the thing where it's like you don't know you don't know who the monster is it could just be you or me but then as soon as they they're not you don't expect it you start talking about shop because the monster is you.

You're like chasing it. You're way older than me, Doug. I'm stranger things. You're the thing, Doug. That's what I am. How old are you? I'm fucking 22 years old. Yeah, right. It's a rough 22 then. Good lord. Someone's like, they go on TikTok, they go viral because you're their Uber

or your Uber Eats person. My Uber Eats person. I met him. He said he was 22. This is what he looks like. Oh, my God. How could this happen? Shit. I don't know.

Would you work at the Washington Post these days? I think I would do it if it was like if I got paid like 35 an hour, dude, worked four hours a week. Dude, I would. Why are these your numbers, do you think? I mean, because I don't want to be a... Do journalists work four hours a week? I don't know. Whatever, like the mail guy, how much does he work, dude? They don't get a lot of mail.

Let's be honest. This is the WAPO, Doug. What? I don't understand a word of what you just said. Because you're so old. I'm saying, if you're working in the washington post what beat do you think you'd do oh like a writer dude oh man you know i would always i would love to be a sports writer yeah i mean that's probably what i would do too sports how fucking old are you said what beat

would you do dude yeah like the news you know the beat is that twitter speak or is that 38 that's journalist speak you dummy okay i'm gonna make you go back to school after this i'm sorry i'm not a jeno okay god i think i would do sports but dude we both be canceled so quickly man you can't even retweet can you imagine i fucking like things that kenny lion tweets yeah somebody would be like look is this where i have to work with somebody who likes the tweets of keith johnson well this is this is how much fucking twitter sucks dude and yeah this is the pony i'm writing the twitter fucking blows but you have not said why you think this because i i don't

even have a job and i'm scared of retweeting things that i think is funny so you are scared yeah so when you see a tweet sometime sometimes and you're like oh that's funny but i won't retweet it because i'm worried about the consequences yeah and then even then too whenever i like something i i fucking unlike it because i'm like fucking shit people can survey your whole fucking existence on twitter dude keep talking i want to i want to uh you want to look at things that i like no no i have this one tweet i'm just going to show it to you if I can find it. That's so fucking funny, but I would never, never retweet it.

It's so fucking funny, though. Life on Instagram is so much simpler. There's no surveilling people's activity on Instagram. Twitter, you can see everything I like, everything I fucking look at, dude. You can see my fucking algorithm. You can't see stuff on Instagram. You can definitely. I see

celebrities all the time. They're like so-and-so like their posts or like, they're like, oh, these two celebrities haven't liked each other's posts in a month. Yeah, but that's people that have no fucking life that continue to like refresh pages and see if there's things that are being liked by fucking Cardi B or whatever, dude.

Yeah. Can you find it? I tried to full time. I want to write it out and show you what it is. It's so inflammatory in today's world and it shouldn't be. You know what? I'm not even going to. It will take too much to air.

I'll show you after the pause. Yeah, just show me after the pause. It just sucks that you can't. I'm not even going to, I can't, it'll take too much to air. I'll show you after the podcast. Yeah, just show me after the podcast. It just sucks that you can't, stuff that's funny, it's funny because it's a joke. It's not serious. Yeah. You know? Like, I understand we shouldn't bully people. And we shouldn't be overly mean.

But, you know, I get over, I get made fun of all the time. And it's fine. Yeah. And Gerardo gets made fun of, too, for his thing. Everybody has things that you get made fun of all the time and it's fine. Yeah. And Gerardo gets made fun of too for his thing. Everybody has things you get made fun of for and people are like you never say anything bad about it or it's like it's such a double

standard. It's okay to like shit on one thing but it's not okay to shit on something else. Not fair. And it's going to make it so that people who don't accept the dogma of one political party aren't going to trust what's in the Washington Post anymore. At some point, if all of your reporters are Felicia Sunmez and they're all angry,

then who's going to do news? Every thing of news is going to be mad. The person reading the weather is like it's it's 90 degrees today and most and that's white people's fault because of uh global warming is caused by um people watching friends i don't know also what is real fucking news there is no real news dude we got people over at wapo talking about fucking gender and sexism there's no real news you don't know what the fuck's happening on the other side of the world so many people are fucking dying in nigeria right news. You don't know what the fuck's happening on the other side of the world. So many people are fucking dying

in Nigeria right now. And you don't see that anywhere on your feet. What are people dying in Nigeria? Fucking mass shootings at churches and shit. Right. I saw that news article. I thought that was Nigeria. Is that like an Al-Shabaab thing

or is it just a random mass shooting? I don't know. I don't know what food is doing this. That's so insane. I know. I don't know what food is doing this. That's so insensitive. I know. I don't know what Al Shabaab is. Al Shabaab is like a terrorist group. Oh, okay.

They're popular in Africa. That's so insensitive. Is that what you said? Yeah. Fuck. It's not. I don't think. I mean, Al Shabaab does sound like kebab.

Yeah. So I don't think that you should be fired from your Uber job orissimo. Although that's up to Dominic, really, isn't it? The woke member of... I love how there's like a woke member an anti-woke member and then a guy is completely checked out like ryan ryan's like you got you two are arguing and then if one of you says even one thing that's negative about a rubik's cube you're like oh really dude you're gonna hear a fucking earful

you say something you say one thing wrong about a bat Batman comic and Ryan is going to be up your ass. Yeah. In my opinion, dude, there's fucking, woke does not exist. It's just, it's people seeing what they could do to other people.

That's all that shit is in my opinion. One thing I've heard people saying, I don't know if it's true. I'll see, you'll see people say like, woke isn't really what you think it means. It was like, dastardized and stolen from black people. They came up with it. I have no idea whether

that's true or not. But whatever it is, and whatever it popularly means right now, I very rarely agree with it. It seems awful. Because it leads to shit like this. Here goes Brendan telling me to cut out a part of the podcast.

Leave it in. I want people to know what I think. And I can be wrong. I'm not the smartest guy in the world. You heard me. I thought the 16th president was Andrew Jackson briefly. I know that that's Abraham Lincoln, but it was a brain fart or whatever. It was a gringo poppy moment.

And we're all going to, you know, it'll be. Somebody's timing is at home how long it takes for us to bring up Brendan again and again. I mean, it's podcast gold, baby. I mean, it's just hilarious. Give the people what they want. The guy's stand-up clips are always bad and he keeps putting them up. He doesn't stop,

folks. Can you imagine if you had just bad clips and you're like, gotta put up another one? I mean, I'm doing that right now. You're putting up bad clips? Yeah. I didn't see... Really? Yeah really yeah i mean i haven't seen any of your clips i put up a clip a couple days ago and it got like 4 000 views but that doesn't sound bad but then again i mean i'm not proud of it i just did it because i needed more action on my it's not funny uh it's not the best way i've done the joke before then why would you put it up because i could always do it redo it there's a delete button yeah delete it yeah wait till it's good and put that up yeah i want to get some i want

to get some of the tape i got like i wonder if nightcap can send me that tape because i had some good moments there's a fucking like i this woke shit bugs the fuck out of me dude because obviously i do a podcast that where we talk about woke things right whatever the fuck you think woke is we talk whatever that is yeah and there's this like it's funny to me because so there's this girl that comments mostly every video talking about how much fucking how trash i am gerardo's a fucking stupid ass this and that yeah yeah that seems kind of mean lady yeah you fucking yeah lady and you know what's funny though dude is that i get the messages on my youtube studio app but they don't show up on youtube i didn't do i didn't hide her from the channel or anything it's just she used so many curse words in every single one that it's just automatically

yeah yeah she calls me a shit bag she says that i'm a dumbass and then like it has a lot to do with like joe ro she like calls me a Joe Roganite all the time you know you don't even like Rogan I love Rogan yeah but see when I say I love Rogan then people fucking put me in a fucking corner you know

did she see the episode where you were like you didn't want that's the episode she said that's the episode where she's like it makes total sense where Gerardo loves Joe Rogan. I'm the one that wanted to do that episode to talk shit about Joe Rogan. Yeah, you did. You said that Joe Rogan shouldn't talk about Latinx or whatever.

Yeah, that and California. The episode was California. That's so funny that she's, even when you're on her side, she's still like that fucking shit back. Yeah. Damn, she really doesn't like you. Yep.

And then there's other people leaving fucking essays, dude, of comments on my thoughts. Can I be totally honest with you? Yeah. When I created that fake profile of the woman that just shits on you all the time, I didn't think that it would hurt you this much. And I'm sorry. No, I don't know.

No, all I do is I reply back with the tongue emoji like that. But nobody can see it. I mean, I'm sure that makes her mad. Yeah. That reminds me of two things well I saw them all at one time because keep in mind

I get constant comments on videos and then so I went back trying to find a video where somebody somebody commented um uh

drink new drinking game new drinking game every time Gerardo mentioned sobriety take a shot right and somebody responded

to that recently this is a long time ago yeah somebody responded to it recently where it was like damn i would be fucked up i would probably die right a joke funny pretty funny yeah that's fine and i was trying to find it because i like on youtube studio if somebody's replying to a comment that's already existed it's hard to go back to that reply so i like had backed out of the page way too fast and i couldn't get back to it so i was starting to go through all these comments that i haven't seen before. And I noticed this girl is message,

like commenting every other fucking video about me, dude. That makes me think of two things. Yes. One is that hilarious meme, which I probably brought up on the pod before. It's like a fucking Lord of the Rings or Harry. No,

it's Harry Potter and Harry Potter's in one frame and Ron Weasley's on the other. And Harry Potter's like, where were you when I created my YouTube thing and I only got five views and five comments? And then Ron Weasley's like, I was too busy making five fake profiles. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That shit is so funny. The other thing I was thinking of is these fucking commenters.

Yeah. The thing that they love to do is they're almost that you know what they're like they're exactly like this uh washington post person they love to be like oh well uh my comment was deleted when it wasn't yeah or like my and then then you stop like i i'm getting buried by whatever they They have so many. This guy on YouTube, I was, like, joking around with him. He was giving me shit, and I was just responding like, Shob, you know, like, what else you got, Chin?

You're no George Carlton yourself. He's like, when I said, what else you got, Chin? He said, my last comment was deleted, so I guess nothing. But I don't even, I don't know how to delete comments. Yeah, yeah. So it definitely was not me yeah and that they love to like when they're losing or when they seem stupid they will say shit that's just not true yep that's like the strategy of a person who's stupid they're like oh well mine i'm getting shadow banned in this here and people don't see it because of that it

does shut the fuck up you're not funny you know this because your whole life no one has thought anything you said was interesting and now you're surprised that you're not winning in this online argument yeah let me give you some facts and some news you're never going to win an argument anywhere you go because you suck you're not funny and you're dumb that's why you should you are they already know this. They're not popular people. Nobody likes them. Gerardo is straight up just ignorant, bro. You don't know what socialist, communist, any two plus syllable word means. First of all, those are not easy things to understand.

Yeah. Those are tough, difficult concepts to grasp. People get PhDs discussing that shit. So if Gerardo can't accurately reflect all those things, it's not that it does not make him stupid. You need to fart out your ignorant opinion because you like to hear it. First of all,

Listen! Don't attack my fucking farts. They're pretty bad. They almost killed morgan morgan mazal almost died he actually responded to youtube saying it was bad i remember that that's pretty funny oh shout out morgan it's funny but save it for big humble okay because we're the funny people no i'm just kidding i want you to the boner you have for

capitalism is embarrassing basically saying quote it's good to keep poor people poor because they could invent something. Unquote. Like, what the fuck? Let me tell you something. First of all, I didn't quote that. I might have farted that. What's this woman's name? I'm not going to say her name. Yeah, you're right. We shouldn't.

Let me tell you something, whoever you are. I'm talking directly to you now. Gerardo may not understand completely, and neither I, by the way. But I'm saying myself as well. Neither of us can probably fully articulate the definition of capitalism, socialism,

communism. We can give you what we think it is and probably be pretty accurate, but we're not scholars. But you 100%, I know this for a fact, cannot tweet about flappers like i do i know this i'm gonna be honest i'm gonna this is being being fully honest i guarantee you that you cannot edit like gerardo does yeah you cannot film like gerardo does you can't make a hit

podcast isimo pod you would never be able to do that because nobody likes what you say You cannot film like Gerardo does. You can't make a hit podcast, issimo pod. You would never be able to do that because nobody likes what you say. You're probably very annoying to be around. Nobody cares. And also, you probably don't have a PhD, so your idea of what it is, not that you need a PhD

to be able to assemble these things or whatever. I don't know if that's the right word even. But you're a, what I, a long story short, you know, get a life. Thank you very much.

Dude, that's Dominic and Ryan haven't stood up for me like that. Dominic like silently agrees with her. He's like, keep going, keep going, keep going. He's ghostwriting for her.

And then Ryan's like fucking like way above in the clouds, you know, thinking like 3D chess, as Joe Rogan would say. Ryan is really the mastermind of ECMO. He is. It doesn't seem like it, but the success in many ways is because of how you don't expect it, but then he drops something and then that's the magic. Also, I will say, too, I don't know about socialism, capitalism socialism capitalism communism all i know is that i don't like socialism and communism yeah i mean i don't know how how much i want to get into the political the policy you're not even you're not a political guy yeah i'm not i just that's i don't like it but also i'm i'm willing to say that my mind changes a lot and nobody has changed my mind

on the fucking red flags that come with you know being red my thing is people that have never done anything impressive at all love to talk shit like your podcast impressive my um flappers pilot is amazing yes we and then you know i've done stand-up and some venues that other people couldn't do and you know so like the these like people that are just random people being like they're dumb they fuck they suck or whatever it's like you're saying that because what have you done nothing so you know keep it to yourself unless you want to like most of our comments are positive we i want to go we should get to the point where we can talk about something we like on this podcast I love to be angry I don't know what that is

because some of the YouTube comments have just filled me with joy if I'm being honest the guy that was like I want to see what's next on the video thing I'm like fuck yeah hell yes the guy who wrote gawk gawk gawk on one of the episodes is like you're saving my life

he went back farther he went to some random episode and wrote gawk g wrote gawk, gawk, gawk on one of the episodes is like, you're saving my life. He went back farther than... He went to some random episode and wrote gawk, gawk, gawk. I almost cried. I almost cried tears of joy. The YouTube comments are more... I like them more than when I fucking get tons of retweets. Yeah. Every YouTube comment, I'm just like, that is awesome.

I mean, I stopped listening to voicemails because of how many people hated on me. I told you about that, right? Dude, what's the... Because you had like a voicemail thing we have a voicemail line for easy mo yeah i don't want that oh yeah let's get a raccoon tweedies voicemail line dude no no i'll have discord before i have that oh yeah i'll let people talk shit in my face but i don't want to hear voicemails with people that's too and now one more thing about gerardo i know you have just going off in you yeah it's just uh there was one that was like gerardo you suck. It's just going off in you. Yeah, it's just there was one that was like, Gerardo, you suck. And that's all they said.

And I was like, why was that? Yeah, well, just because you want to fuck Dominic doesn't mean you have to shit on Gerardo. OK, we all know. Everyone wants to fuck Dominic. Yeah, the women and the men that say they're straight. But then they look into Dominic's eyes and then all of a sudden. And you know what Dominic does? He goes like this.

Yeah, we know. We know why you don't like Jared. It's funny that your podcast is like Lord of the, you have like a Lord of the Flies thing. You're like Jack and Ralph. Yeah. And then Ryan, Ryan's the rock that kills Piggy.

Push Ryan onto fucking Piggy and kill him. Fuck, man. Anyways, we're already an hour and five in, dude. Damn. Good. We got to do these segments, though. All right. Chicken in with Scott.

Chicken in with Scott. All right. Dude, I look up Scott Lurz so much now because of this podcast that I get recommended his tweets every time he tweets. Good. I don't miss being poor, but I do miss doing stand-up more than a handful of times a month. Big news in Scott's life

is promotion after promotion. He's balling, getting married, doing a lot of... He's a very busy man, so he can't do stand-up as much as he used to, which is sad, but also, you know, I mean, with success comes responsibility. What are you going to do?

With great power comes less open mics. With great bar jobs comes a life that's more rewarding. All right. And then our favorite segment. Is Heather okay? Is Heather okay? No chance. All right.

Heather said, before the pandemic, I wanted to do things. And now after the pandemic, I don't want to do things. Is this relatable? All right. Not really, but I'll like it.

It's kind of funny. Oh, I saw you like it right now. I like it. Live on screen. I'm not retweeting, Heather. No, not this time. I don't think it's where they retweet. But yeah, I mean,

the pandemic did make like, you know, it's like you'd be inside, but i want to go do something and then you know like you'd be exhausted from work when you're back i don't want to just watch all these there's still so many shows on now that are good you know i was just watching um what's i want oh uh we own the city yeah on hbo was fucking awesome I think that just ended I was watching Ricky Gervais on Ricky Gervais special Under the Banner of Heaven

was out Norm had a special like there's so much shit going on right now Ali Sadiq did you watch that yet? I haven't watched it but I just was on

that show Nightcap I was with shout out to fuck what's that guy's name? Luke Schwartz no no no oh my god i'm so tired that i forgot the president and this guy i was just talking to his name but hold on oh the 17th president andrew buchanan oh mike ishak mike ishak was he was at um fucking the i can't remember the name of the club he was he was opening for him at the Laugh Factory in, where is it?

Long Beach or something. Or either that or the store in La Jolla. But he was with Ali Siddiqui. He said he was like fire, like crushing and opening for him there. That special, I watched it twice already. It's amazing. I want to see it. I like that guy.

Like I said last time, he's very funny. Yeah. So it's cool. But as I say, these guys like him, they should be the guns getting shots yeah this is the real to me this is the real issue when you talk about unfairness and like um racism and like sexism and all this and uh just like not getting the shot or whatever like that's the the real thing is that there are black guys like ali sadiki who should be getting it more than they're getting. Ali Siddiqui.

Siddiqui. I love saying Siddiqui. Sorry. But Ali Siddiqui. There's guys like him that should be getting the shot, and they're not for whatever reason. And that's what I struggle with more. But on that same token, he's creating his shot, dude.

Yeah, he's creating his own shit. And that's not a basketball pun. What do you mean? Like creating, it's shot creation. Okay, that's all good. I don't get it, but I guess what I'm saying is like- I shouldn't have said it. I don't understand what you're saying,

but I just want to know, if you were, if like, let's say you're on, you see one person, like, and there's, they're like about to fall off a bridge, right? They have like one hand,

like, like on the thing. And then one hand is reaching up. Yeah. You just, would you, would you save them? If it was Ken Gar,

I would not. Damn. I was going to be like, I was hoping you were going to say yes. And I'm like, what if it's Ken Gar? You'd let Ken Gar fall to his death because he's the worst comedian in Los Angeles. Ken, where are you, man?

I haven't seen you in a while. You're playing poker. I hear you're losing to women. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Cancel me now. All right. That's it.

Bye. Bye.