10 Minutes of Schaub - 10 Minutes of Brendan Schaub Songs | 10 Minutes of Schaub

Episode Date: March 25, 2023

Songs from 10 Minutes of Schaub because one person on YouTube requested it.

All right, welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shob, the very popular segment that we pulled out of our... Yeah, I got that. It's time for my favorite time of the week When you get to hear Bob Hutter try to speak Release surprises today, you better act fair Watch 10 Minutes of Shob I watch

my shop clips at night so I can so I can make fun of that dumb gorilla head it's already over that's been 10 minutes of shop out in the streets they call him papa

welcome to shop rock where we watch 10 minutes we gonna hit on the shop in the streets. They call him Papa. Welcome to Shop Rock. Come where we watch 10 minutes. We gonna hit on the shop like people leave negative comments on this kind of stuff. We love to see them happen. I'm sure you'll get plenty of negative comments for whatever we just did. I got

10 minutes of shopper dice. Pack your chins, we'll be all right. Yeah. Yeah. It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's Shab. I hope you walk me to my truck. Ba-da.

T-Fat-K. God, give me some Shab, because I'm trying to get my branding down. T-Fat-K. Chincliffe, Chincliffe, Chincliffe. You know what the comedy store is? Wog and truck lifts Eddie Letterman Might need a truck walk

Yeah Absolutely T Fat K Walk me to my truck Shaz my clips Brian Callinson BGL Save me

Walk me to my truck So I can come Come Papa Nowadays everybody wanna talk me walk me to my truck so i can come nowadays everybody want to talk like they got something to chin but nothing comes out when they watch the clip it's just a bunch of brandy shit motherfuckers act like they forgot about shy hey shop clips every day there's a place called truck walk Avenue Where I used to sit and joke with you We were both big boys and it felt so right Annie Letterman won't suck my pipe Return of the shop Once again

Ten minutes of shop Oh really dude? Return of the shop Pump up the chin You know it's gonna be shop He said he'd walk me to my truck Dicey dice. Big boy squad.

Big boy squad. Oh, really, dude? You used to watch me watching shop clips. Late night when you need a laugh. I know when the shop clip plays. That my friend might be kind of gay. Ever since I played that shop clip 10 Put an apron on me

Cause I'm homeless as fuck Put an apron on me And put a shop clip on Put an apron on me You know I'm thick boy buff I'm sharp, redacted as fuck Trying to get anime walking to my truck Brandon's shop is a total freaking donk

Brandon's shop is a total freaking donk Brandon can't you see For the homeless cats and me We know it might be wrong But we're watching 10 minutes of shop why don't you ask the kids at tfk did brandon just say that magic has aids he's redacted what a bad clip! What else do you have for us, Chin? I'm just sitting at the store and walking to my truck. T for K to Major Shob.

Papa. T for K to Major Shub. Papa. T for K to Major Shub. Take your alpha brain and put your dumb hat on. T for K to Major Shub. Check the Friars Fires on Check the Chicken and May

Chang's love be with you This is T5K to Major Shop Your stand up is so shit And the papers want to know what are we doing here now

it's time to read the comments if you dare this is Major Shob to T-Fat K I'm slipping on my words. And I'm speaking in the most peculiar way. And almost all of my jokes are about being gay. One take.

Took some kratom and I took it down. One take. One take. merch cover table till my drunkness brought me down oh mirror in the sky will kalilah fuck will annie walk me to my fucking truck can i message all the chicks on trash Tuesdays. Is it true that little Esther goes both ways? Papa. Papa. Well, I've been afraid of Rogan Cause I've built my life around Joe And time makes you homeless Even Theo got homeless And I'm getting homeless too Yeah, I'm getting homeless too now. One take. Crazy. Gonna steal them all.

Every Yohawani couldn't hold me back. I'm gonna rip them off Talking Luke Thomas just stole his act And I walk into my truck at night Trying to f*** some chicks Back and forth up at Chang's Fighting the homeless And the message coming from my page is saying comments turned off We'll stand up

I'm the worst in the world Time and time again At the improv I have a terrible set Cause I've never told a good joke In my life Cause there's a hunger A longing to fuck

With some chicks I'll take To my truck Let's go there Let's walk to my truck Come on, let's go there, let's walk to my truck Come on, let's go there to get my dick sucked Can you walk me to my truck? And end up my unfunny day Can you walk me to my truck?

Don't tell my message Can't lie One take heard it both ways truth is xj i can't sell dicks i blame covid always You know few are at my show Homeless, hating, or shick and making Say it ain't so, let's freakin' go To my big truck and it lets roll Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na Truck walk Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na One take, great job

Woo Sometimes I feel like I took too much cradle Sometimes I feel like my only friends Are the people that sponsor the T-Fat K podcast. Stupid as I am, I plug all their stuff. I wear my meat undies, but I still scratch my boss chin. I take out for brain Cause I love my On it I ship promo codes

And drink Tiger Thick Wig skin And I'm never sober I hope I don't die And I don't ever want to walk To my truck alone Take me to the place I love And give me some dough

I don't ever want to feel Like I did that day Take me to the place I love Please, Trash Tuesday Yeah, yeah Take me to the place I love. Please, Trash Tuesday. Yeah, yeah. One take. Ain't no truck walk when she's gone.

It's buss up when she's away. Ain't no truck walk when she's gone She's always gone too long Anytime, just ask Jane I wonder this time where she's gone I wonder if Esther goes both ways Cause ain't no truck walk when she's gone And I know this might sound gay But I love Trash Tuesday

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In the dicey air. Dicey dice time is the right time to throw them crocs away. Jingle bell time is a swell time to go walk into my dicey sleigh I wasn't homeless when I met you Forgive me now, I'm a stray But when I woke up this morning Found myself on T-Fat K Randy's show was all purple and people were everywhere Tried to go to Thick Boy Nation but nobody was even there

They say 1,000 working comics on the stage at any time So tonight we're gonna party like we're Brian Pree, L.A. Times Well, I heard it all before When I saw you at the store I'm redacted and a loser So I don't need no accuser To try and gadoosh me down Because I know you're right

So go do Trash Tuesdays Herdester goes both ways You may find out that your color Gets the most views on your podcast You can't go watching something If there's just no shop No time to read the comments around

Cause you know where I'll be found Walk me to my truck One take Another hateful comment What are we doing here? But my tattoos are blood, bus sir, I must be redacted But you see, it's not me, it is my family In my head, in my head, their kids are dead

With Tiger and Boston and their face on my arms In my head, in my head They are zombies In my head, in my head Zombies, zombies, zombies Hey, hey, what's in my head? In my head? In my head Chompy, chompy

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Ready? Sorry, do it again I totally, I like got vibed out in the song It didn't even start yet Okay You could have just started when you said Keep it dude again Ready? I totally, I like got vibed out in the song. It didn't even start yet. Okay. You could have just started when you said, dude, keep it.

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