10 Minutes of Schaub - BAPA MADE IT TO SKANKFEST! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #71

Episode Date: October 21, 2023

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One, two, three, four! You'll go on a tour with me Shake those boys in the night Take a look, you'll be in All this crazy business My jokes are trash You'll go on a tour with me With you I'll walk you to a truck, Mr. Holtz Blues

I'll walk you to a truck, Mr. Holtz Blues I'll walk you to a truck One take Welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shop. As always, please join the Patreon. This week we did an extra episode. It's pretty good. We're going to get back to stand-up reviews soon. So let us know if you're on the Patreon what reviews you want seen.

People are making clips of the Patreon now, which we don't want to encourage. But if you put it in the Discord, it's great. I have a show October 15th at the Ontario Improv with Jesusa Polvita. Come check it out. Yeah, that reminds me. I'm going to be in New Orleans, daddy. It's great. I have a show October 15th at the Ontario Improv with Jesusa Polvita. Come check it out. Yeah, that reminds me. I'm going to be in New Orleans, daddy.

Oh, sure. Ever heard of it? I'm going to be in New Orleans up in, like in the middle of October until the 25th.

I have a show on the 24th at Howlin' Wolf and I have a show on whatever that Wednesday, I'm not good at this, whatever that Wednesday is at

the Proving Ground or, no, the HiHo Lounge or something like that. I'll get better at plugging these things as time goes on, but you can always check my socials. So I'm going to be in New Orleans. But anyways. That's not why they're here. Oh, one last thing. Sorry. There is one thing. We do early access of this show

on the Patreon. On the Patreon. And also, we're going to try to get to the Spotify T-MOS. Oh, yeah. Are people... I saw one guy wrote about that. Are people asking about that? There's some comments on YouTube.

All right. Well, hopefully, I have some time this weekend. You know, I'm that white boy that worked too much, but I will upload Spotify just for you guys because we get nothing from that. But for some reason, there's people on the YouTube that are like, oh, you do YouTube? They're like, what about Spotify, B? Yeah, they really want the audio. Audio is king.

Let's not forget about that. But that's not why they're here. That is not why you're here. You're here to watch 10 minutes of Shob. So play the chin clip. Start the timer now. Do you want to tell the people about your little friend on your... Oh, yeah. Sleeping on the big lead. So this right here is actually Tank's daughter. Oh, shit.

Tank, the famous dog that Shob gave back or gadouched in some way. This is Tank's daughter, Annie. Wow. So I rescued her from a no-kill shelter. That's not like no-kill. The animals is like no-kill. Like some dogs of comedians

that have never done well at stand-up. Yeah. So I thought I was like, should I say that awful joke or should I keep it to myself? But I said it, I said it. So yeah, Annie's going to be here.

Annie, what do you, do you want to ask any, any questions? Oh yeah. Annie, what do you think of a Brendan shop? Blog boss.

Oh shit. Oh wow. Wow. That's good. What a good dog. Don't look at me like that. Annie. Some would say the best dog.

All right. Well, speaking of Annie, do you look at me like that, Annie. Some would say the best dog. All right. Well, speaking of Annie, dude, look at this post right here. Posted by Salary5432. Oh, wonderful, Salary5432. Truck Walk incoming, dude. We got Annie Letterman bringing up Brendan Schaub to the stage. Dude with a cat shirt right there, dude. Isn't that weird how this guy has a cat shirt

in this picture great company never heard of it yeah well homeless cats be oh shit you're fucking idiot dude everything goes over my head like not a chance dude i feel bad for this dog you forget to feed her sometimes i bet that's so funny i didn't really that is crazy yeah that's photoshop i don't know. Yeah. Let's just act like it's not. Yeah. No.

Crazy. Well done. Well done. Yeah. All right. Now to the clips be what you guys are all here for. By the way, I swear to God, dude, if you get rid of the dog, I'm going to be so mad at you, dude. Yeah.

We'll never give you up like shop. Oh, my God. I think people like it when I'm jokes over my head. Oh, yeah, they do. Yeah. I think it's a it's a bit now. This one's posted by Addies and Baddies. Ever heard of them?

It's called Brian Kellen. Kellen cancels. This was hot on the discord. People were discussing it. Brian Kellen cancels T fat K at skank fest. Let's see this. Sorry. Brian Kellen is stuck in New York and finder and the kid might be canceled.

No. There's crazy... We're trying to make it work. Why try? Why try? Wow! And then Joe DeRosa comes out. That could have been...

What was the reason that Brian said he couldn't make it? He was stuck in a... It was like a flight issue, I think. Yeah. Where do you think he was coming from? Melbourne? Melbourne, Australia? From New York, dude.

Do you not listen? Melbourne, Australia. Isn't that in Australia or New England or something? Seven days ahead, that's for sure. But then, of course, Brian makes it, dude. So now we got the Skank Fest T-Fat K clips. I'm sure more will come. I don't know if there's some sort of embargo on Skank Fest clips.

You know what I mean? Because you have to pay for it or whatever. Yeah. But this one's posted by X Relativity called Skank Fest Vegas. Let's see this. Whatever. Brandon's gay, dude. How about that?

Oh, Jesus. Brandon's gay. Brandon's Whatever. Brendan's gay, dude. How about that? Oh, Jesus. Brendan's gay. Brendan's gay. Brendan's gay. Brendan's gay. Keep your arm close to your body. Dude, I bet you Brendan punches like a bitch. Jesus Christ.

Dude, I wouldn't say that to somebody with CT. He might forget. It looked like he was really going to punch him for a second, but then he's like stopped at the last moment. Like, wait, wait, wait. I can't do that. No, it looks like he full-on punched him, dude. He punched, well, he's the side, right? I want you to look at. Let's watch it again. I want you to see one thing here.

Look at this. Okay, wait a minute. He definitely winds up. Look at this, the chair. Watch the chair. I was looking at the shoes. Oh, of course. How can you not win this, Brendan Schaub? Look at the chair. Watch the chair. See how it lifts up shoes. Of course. How can you not win this, Brendan Schaub? Look at the chair. Watch the chair. See how it lifts up, dude? Oh, wow.

The chair lifts up. That's a real punch, B. Yeah, that looked like a threatening punch there. Does he connect, though? He just sides it, right? It looks like at the last moment, maybe he decides, I can't really punch this guy in earwaves. Let's see here.

I like the zoom. Great job by the cameraman. Thank him. Look at those. The shoes are blog boss. Is Luis wincing? I can't tell. I don't know. I wish we could zoom in. I don't know how to do that. Is yo Kratom like the, the, um, the company that's, uh, in the, like I said, like the diet or the Coke of the world of Kratom, like happy hippo is Pepsi and yo Kratom is Coke. That sounds like some sort of item you'd find in a Bethesda game like Starfield.

Oh yeah. Got my yo Kratom. You are addicted to yo Kratom. You have to take yo Kratom to get through level 59. I don't have enough yo Kratom. We're going to crash the ship. Plus 600 damage resistance. Yo Kratom to get through level 59. I don't have enough Yo Kratom. We're going to crash the ship. Plus 600 damage resistance. Yo Kratom.

What's it called? But I think Yo Kratom is the venue. I could be wrong. Oh. So this is the Yo Kratom room. There's a hippo room. Oh, wow. Yeah.

Okay. Is there a Helix room? Helix mattress room. Yeah. Yeah. There's an on it room. Everything is branded. That's like podcasts are like football now. Yeah. And they Chick-fil-A stadium or whatever, but it's podcast is a little bit more blog bus of the stuff. We do ours in a, in a, we do ours in raising canes arena, our podcast. Oh yeah. Yeah. This

is actually the Wix room yeah there's you know the website place wicks which also speaking of raising canes listen to our latest raccoon tweeties episode hot hot hot dude yeah i've actually never been oh it's raising canes yeah you got to check it out dude yeah um take the little puppo there dude yeah you want to go there annie and i get some chicken oh wow she just has one one word on that's the only word, you know, it's the only word I taught you. Yeah, actually, you know why? Because there's tank. I mean, that's the only thing tank learned.

Yeah. Well, what if I ask her a question? Does she see something else like eight inches? They won't see that. Yeah. Hey, go ahead. Hey, Annie, where do you work at? Eight inches. She's like this. Mike smells like shit, dude. Oh, don't make fun of Gerardo. That's my job, Annie. Be cool. All right. So this one's called this one's called it was count the whole time posted by haphazard. Great

guy. Never met him. Let's see here. Look, there's a lot. There's a lot to hate on. There is a lot to hate on. But I've never, but I've never. Have you ever heard me say a bad word about you? You've never said a bad word about anybody. That's so funny. That's not true. He's like, I've never ever. I've never. I've never. Have you heard me say something? He doesn't know. He doesn't know.

That's so funny. That's actually shows he's getting better, though. Just that even ass empathy. Well, yeah, like shows he's getting better, though. Just the even ass. The empathy. He's at least has the smarts to be like, wait a minute, I should check to see if what I'm just saying is right. Unlike me, the first two clips. There's a lot to hate on. There is a lot to hate on.

But I've never... Have you ever heard me say a bad word about you? You've never said a bad word about anybody. You're the nicest person I've ever met. But these people hate you so much. I't understand i'm trying to understand well you know what it is he is six four with all that fucking hair this is new and shoulders for days it's a little annoying it is you know what i mean like he's kind of good breeding stock so it's fun to kind of even i kind of secretly talk behind his back you You know what I mean? I'm aware. I'm aware.

I do. I make fun of his speech. It was you all along. It was never Bobby Lee's ex-wife. It was you. No comment. I did the whole thing. I did not. I didn't say that.

I didn't say it. We broke. I didn't say it. We broke open the case. I said nothing. Right here. Callan wishes he was that funny. It's always when you least suspect.

You piece of shit. We find out it's Brian with a fake account like this. That's what they just said, dude. They just said that, Brendan. He says the same thing over and over again. Hopefully these clips don't get gadooshed. If they do, they'll be available on the Patreon.

They could be. Seeing that Skinkfest is this weekend, they might get gadooshed. They might be searching for it. T-Most may be on the top 10 most wanted list for gadoosh clips by, we'll see. I don't want to, yeah, I've already said too much. Yeah, you said way too much.

I was like, say less, and you were like, more, more, more. Listen, I'm straight talk wireless, B. I just go, all right? I will say, dude, I'm fucking, you know, I don't want to be that guy, dude, but I want to rub it in everyone's face and stuff. You know, people, oh, Gerardo, what the fuck? You're always talking, the shop's going to make it. Look at shop now, dude.

On the skank fest stage. Fuck the haters, B. Saying to the haters, look, I'm at this great comedy festival amongst very good comedians. And not that... Naming the waters. Maybe people are, you know, cerebral or conscious enough to know this,

but I just want it to be very fucking clear that I'm a huge fan of fucking Brendan Schaub. Right? Yeah, you are. Yeah. Same with you, right? I'm a huge fan of everything that Schaub does and watching it unfold.

Yes. Like this. He's on a special... I mean mean he's on a um a festival and he's going there and he's getting a little bit gadooshed on the stage probably owner alert i'm like oh tell me i can't wait to see they're chaining that he's gay yep they're talking about uh the reddit gate this is uh this is a pure chang's uh catnip yeah and i love it dude so very political answer but yeah i'm a i'm without any fucking stipulations i'm a huge fan of brendan shop dude oh yeah i like shop i feel i feel like we're watching the salad days of the world's best

comedian daddy you know that's comedian he's going to maybe he sees the future of stand-up and he's getting us there faster than anyone else. Right. Maybe he's like idiocracy. When you say that, when you say the future of standup, what do you mean? You just mean idiocracy or what? Yeah.

What's funny in the future, dude. Just what's funny in the future. So what's funny in the future is, um, I was in, but, and like Kratom and Mexicans and hot Cheetos and, uh, that guy's hot yeah i'm gay yeah okay these fat people are like fuck that yeah do you see yeah no that made me laugh he's ahead of his time dude right he's just getting there faster than all of us yes yeah okay anyways just wanted to be very clear because uh brendan is experiencing his renaissance dude and i'm here to say fuck you if you hate brendan chobb dude yeah i have a feeling somebody's gonna be like the dog is

trying to get out of there it's so bad but dude no she's annie loving annie lives it right yes i'm making the dog lie uh all right. So this one's called, this one's posted by what? Money time, money time, but with numbers, it's called Theo pretends not to know which comic would hit on Bobby Lee's ex. Yeah.

Let's see this dude. Facey dicey. No, no, no. I think after you and your girlfriend broke up, I think there was a moment where you thought I was going to try to make a move, I think. And I remember you being a little bit strange to me.

I'll tell you what. I think out of all the comments that would have made a move, that you had the better chance, the best chance to get in. Maybe that's what it was. Thank you. And I did not make a move. You would never make a move. Not a chance, brother.

I could name you who did. I'm not kidding. Dude. Let me guess. Were they black? Were they black or white? Off-white. White. Off-white. The blacks don't do that, man.

They don't? They're loyal, bro. Yeah. You know what I mean? I don't know. Was he white or black? Was he big brown? Was he big brown takedown? Yeah, that would be more mean? I don't know. Was he white or black? Was he big brown? Was he big brown takedown? Yeah, that would be more not guessing. That's funny. Yeah, dude.

Who do you think it was? Well, it's so hard to tell. I don't know. I'd have to put on my detective cap. Blog bossa. Blog bossa. It was Annie, dude. It was the little dog right here, dude.

Oh, yeah? You wanted to go live in a new house with Kalilah? You'll never leave me. No, we would never give you up. Don't look at me like that, dude. You can bite Gerardo all you want. Oh, no, dude. What's it called?

So this one's posted by MinimumSky2305. It's called Chris Shuts Down Boppa. I wonder, do you want to make any predictions or do you just want to watch it? Yeah, predictions are always fun. It's called Chris shuts down Bapa. I wonder, do you want to make any predictions or you just want to watch it? Yeah. Predictions are always fun. Let's see. I predict that he's going to say something like, no, that's not true. Okay. I think it's about, first of all, I think

it's about pop culture, movies, stuff like that. That's what I think it is. He does get movies wrong and when they're made all aspects of a movie. If Bapa says something about it, it could be wrong. Where it's shot, who's in it, what it's about. Have you guys seen radio? That man could play golf.

Ready? Classic. Medium guy. His name's Jonathan. That's him right there. He works with the FBI. Come on. No, he doesn't. Yeah, he does. He helps solve the... Yes! Sorry, Annie. But yeah, dude, dude, I nailed that. I did not watch this clip.

No, it isn't. That's so funny. I fucking, god damn, I got a good douche right now, dude. Ready? I liked your guess better than mine, though. It was more fun. Her killer, beach murders. That Gabby girl who went missing, he talked to the parents.

Three weeks before she was found dead, he called it. Okay. And he works with over a thousand cases currently right now with FBI. Solved none of them. No, no. Solved none of them. No, no. I'm telling you, dude.

I like when Shop does this kind of stuff because Scoob is sort of like a redacted news source. Yeah. You know? Be cool. Be cool. You get the news from him, but it's all wrong, and it's just his interpretation of what he's heard. And it's always, it's like, it would be like if you asked a child,

like, hey, what's going on in the news? You know? And they're like, well, and they force them to answer. Well, well, well, well. Well, there's a guy, and I went to the ice cream store. He went for the FBI?

But they have to talk about the news and not their day. So you'd be forcing a kid to interpret what they read. Let's see. She goes like this and they go like this. Okay, we'll search it. And they go and they go, no, we didn't get it. No, I'm telling you, dude, the FBI uses them. Yeah, okay.

That's cool, they use them. They don't solve shit with him and shaw's big into like the ghost hunter shit so of course he's into like mediums and like dumb stuff like that which i i think is fun yeah he's a fun guy and we all know how used to uh this chris is you know he's like they won't solve it they won't they won't yeah it's like the odd couple chris is tired of the bullshit so i'm saying like his his own cases he's like screaming that in his own room damn yeah he's like oh they're not gonna solve it they don't ever solve anything they never solve it oh really dude i'm going to pueblo all right let's see oh if they do it's luck if they do

it's happenstance see what what I'm saying, dude? If they do, they fucking got lucky, dude. Come on. Yeah, he's saying it's bullshit. I didn't do anything wrong. She hit me up. Okay, ready? If they do, it's a coincidence.

No, you know what? It's not because he talks to the dead. No, it is, dude. The FBI go, we have over 10,000 cold case files. Call Jonathan. You know, Jonathan? He goes, hold on. Bro, this guy watches the show on discovery

thinks it's real dude i i got him he did a read got me got me i was laughing at that hey dude i swear to god okay and what did he say all sorts of crazy i was crying you pussy ass bitch no i was crying dude he told me some stuff about you but i'm alive he doesn't know about me. I got to die first. February 2026. Don't drive. That's enough.

That's fine. Don't drive. Dude, wait. So what was he talking about? All right. So you got to give Bapa his flowers, dude. Oh, how so? That was funny as fuck.

What was? What he just said. Why? Because he's going to die on February 26th or 2026. Oh, Delia is. Yeah. He's like,

don't drive. Don't drive. I just want to say economy of words as a comedian. Don't drive with just three, you know, the date. That's five words, dude.

And that's a joke. And he's making progress dude all right but you didn't even laugh though i mean you know a broken clock is right twice a day okay just but you're not gonna trust the clock you know what i mean if it's right again it's like okay but it's gonna be wrong for like the next 23 hours fair enough you know okay give him his fucking flowers dude i mean it's not funny what What do you think, Annie? Fuck you, Annie. What am I talking to you about?

I mean, you don't have to get specific. Yeah, my uncle passed away, who I was really close with. My girl's grandma passed away. He's like, I don't speak Spanish, man. She's speaking Spanish. She's like, my Spanish. Here we go. Yes.

All I heard was Jalilia. Yeah, I mean, I don't know if you said keto or keto, you know's like, my Spanish. Here we go. Yes. All I heard was Chililla. Yeah. I mean, I don't know if he said keto or keto, you know, like what he meant. So,

but you know why he's trying to be nice. He's trying to be nice to Brendan. He's like, I don't want to tell you that she just asked for hot Cheetos.

I don't want to tell you that what she asked for was that you stopped doing stand up. Oh, come on, dude. Be cool,

Brendan. Jesus Christ, dude. Good enough. I was like, yep, move on from her. Be cool, Brendan. Jesus Christ, dude. Good enough. Move on from her. It's about me. He Googled you and then fucking just... Kimbo came through.

The fighter guy? Yeah, Kimbo Slice. No, another Kimbo, dude. Kimbo Slice came through, dude. I mean, I like the bit about no, another Kimbo. That's kind of funny. But Kimbo came through what? The medium. So they're saying a medium talks to the dead. Right. Oh, Kimbo

was talking as a dead person to Shab through the medium. Yes. That's fascinating. Yeah. Wow. They should have started with that. Yeah. That's what the whole clue's about. They're talking about a medium. I know, but I'm like, I didn't understand that. Oh, okay. Yeah. I don't know. Lexi Kimbo. No. You talking to your dead uncle through some white 30 year old man yeah

isn't that cool dude no it's anybody you want to reach out to nah no i i got i got connections now that's it dude i'll tell you what i'll talk to them when i die i'll talk to them when i die i'll go looking for them jeez yeah so i mean there's no shutting down bop but i think that's what we get away from that clip i thought he was saying kimbo came to the medium i was like oh man that's even crazier so kimbo is literally talking i mean kimbo's dead so that would literally be impossible but i wasn't sure when this took clip took place to be honest probably this last week or i mean like the story in it like is are they talking about like a relative a recent medium trip yeah and

yeah you know what's uh you know it's very indicative to me as a latino male what's that um it's called brujeria oh yeah uh culture and uh you'll never catch me with the brujas dude why fucking whack you don't like it no it's like you know a lot of mexicans uh latinos if you will hold the resentments uh with people over the smallest things right well you're wearing brown to my green party like you're thinking about this for 20 years right they if they fucking dabble in brujeria dude and you fucking open that door your whole life is fucked dude and you know what this might not be true dude but But my Mexican brain's telling me that there's some fucking legs there, right?

So I just think it's very block busa of Mr. Schaub to dabble into the dark arts, literally, dude. What do brujerias do? Talk to the dead, fucking. There's this thing with an egg, dude. Have you heard about this? If you get sick, they get a fucking egg, Annie. Listen up. They get an thing with an egg, dude. Have you heard about this? If you get sick, they get a fucking egg, Annie. Listen up.

They get an egg over your body, dude. They fucking just do the egg, dude. And that's supposed to heal you? Gets the egg, right? And then they fucking, you crack the egg open, it's black on the inside. What the fuck is that about, dude? You've seen that? No, but I'm not going to see it.

I don't want to be near it. I don't want to. That sounds like a magic trick to me. Dude, my mom would be a great guest on the podcast for this kind of stuff because she worked at a blimpy shop down in the south bay whatever when she lived down there and uh apparently and she can correct me if i'm wrong she loves listening to 10 minutes of shop just kidding um but she there was a guy that was working at the shop the blimpy shop the sandwich shop right and fucking he would do the limpias. They're called limpias, cleanings, right?

With an egg. And then he left the egg on top of the fucking refrigerator or something at the shop. And then it was owned by her mom and dad, my mom, right? My grandma and my grandpa. And they walked in, they saw the fucking egg and they're like, yo, what the fuck is that shit, dude? Because, you know, eggs, blockbuster in our culture, you you know if you don't like brujería okay it's like nobody nobody eats eggs no no no limpias we eat eggs dude but we don't clean ourselves with eggs dude right that's the fucking dark world dude so it was literally the end that what you're saying

is on top of the fridge there was a black like the thing opened up it was a black in like maybe some water i don't know exactly i gotta hit my mom up i'll come back with the fucking the receipts but uh it's because her sister maddie shout out black out the name yeah uh asked the guy the guy was like you know if you want i can give you olympia and maddie's like where brother give me one dude she talks like that and then he did it and then put the egg up there and then he got fired dude the next day because they were like nah none of that shit here dude dang why are you guys so against it it's dude i don't want to i don't want to talk to the dead like let them rest in peace dude and also too i don't want to open doors to demons dude okay so. Okay, so you might be on the same boat as Shop. He kind of believes in this stuff.

I'm not going to do it. I'm not in the shop boat, dude. Yeah. He's probably making fun of it. Next thing you know, the walls turn black at your house. I mean, it sounds like he's literally saying that he believes in it. It doesn't sound like he's making fun of it. He's talked to his uncle, Kimbo Slice, probably Eminem, even though he's not dead yet, and

some other people. I guess in a meta way, you could say that I believe in it, right? But even saying- He doesn't want to mess with it. Even saying I believe in it is somewhat opening the door. It's like, I don't want that door to open, dude. Okay. I don't want to see it.

I don't want to be around it. I don't even want to see his clips. That's the show, guys. I want to see Shabdi's brujeria. The brujeria. Dressing with a skull on his face. Day of the Dead shit. I mean, can you imagine how many offensive things he'd say there?

I mean, just brujeria. I want to see him say that word. Oh, dude, let's make it happen, dude. Yeah. All right, so this next one's... Anyway, sorry for the fucking tangent there, but it's not good stuff, dude. Okay. Don't ever get Olympia, dog.

What's worse? Olympia? Or what are you more likely to do olympia or kratom kratom maybe kratom's like white boy dark arts dude the uh anyways so a shout out to uh theo von too he says dark arts all the time but uh these these this is the and you know what dude i'm the defense against the dark arts dude shout out harry potter there you go severus snake baby uh this one's posted by nar x punk it's called uh you're talking about the white boy who jokes too much pretty sure it's with tom segura and danny brown let's see i know you like the danny brown

clips oh yeah let's see you just do you get up there low low stakes smaller room, and like three to five minutes of like a very generous crowd. Yeah. Fun. Will you come do that? Yeah. I mean, at this point in my life, you know, I'm not scared of it. It's just the fact that I respect it so much. No, I appreciate that very much.

And where I don't want to be like the rapper guy is trying comedy now. Here's the good thing, though, is that it's the great equalizer comedy. They don't give a fuck if you're the rapper guy, the midget guy, the woman, Because I've seen that kind of where somebody tried to transition

and do comedy. Here's what's up. People don't really think they respect. Are you in town next Tuesday? Yeah, yeah. Great. We'll do it then. He's right.

They don't care if you're the rapper guy, the fighter guy, the fighter or the kid. You know? It's like the hawk or the duck the hawk or the duck dude yeah it's really more it's like are you blog bus are you netflix yeah i wish you do 25 minutes i wish that was the world we lived in dude yeah you know i would live in a totalitarian government if they had to classify everyone into blog bus or netflix you know what mean? A binary world is what you're looking for. Yeah.

Total control, dude. That's what I want. Let's see here. Good segues, right? All right. So this one's posted by parent underscore hyphen underscore hyphen underscore. Change your name. This one's called Brendan says he grew up doing archery.

What's the likelihood of that happening, dude? It's a question, dude. It's a question. I think 0%. 0%. I mean, I just... Giving Shob and a weapon like that at any age is dicey, dicey to me.

Well, let's see how old he was. Have you not watched... Now, a little fact for you i did not know you were shooting bows and arrows yeah you grew up shooting arrows with a ball good douche good douche dude brian callen give him his flowers dude that was a good one that's a good one that's as rogan seems like the kind of guy that would shoot bows and arrows right yeah so is it the idea that uh he's just saying that because Rogan did it? I don't know.

But, you know, there's an ocean of arrows under Washington, dude. Let's see. Arrows! If I told you I shot bows and arrows, you'd believe me. Right? Bows and arrows. Now, when did you do that? Since probably fucking second grade through eighth grade.

I had my own bow and arrow. We'd go to the range. My dad would take us every Saturday to the range. That's Jay. Now, when did you do that? Since probably fucking second grade through eighth grade. I had my own bow and arrow. We go to the range. My dad takes me to the range. Ask Jay. There it is. That's what we're looking for. Yeah, Brian's stupid, dude.

Ask Jay, dude. Jay can confirm. Shav in second grade was given to a bow and arrow and taken to a range because they had bow and arrow ranges in Colorado. Look, that seems like something you can look up. Yeah. Look that up, Jamie. Dude, wouldn't it be crazy if Jay wasn't his brother? He's lying about that too.

Like Henry Plainview in There Will Be Blood? Ah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Remember when we would go to the bows and he has to ask them? Remember how, you know what happens in the scene where Daniel Plainview finds out he's not his brother, right? He's like, the schoolhouse over the hill or whatever. Well, and the way it is with Schaub and Jay is like Schaub saying stuff and Jay being like,

what? We didn't do that. Yeah, we didn't go to Bozenero. It's almost like you're not my brother, but I know you are. And then Schaub's in the water just staring at him like he didn't go to the fucking Bozenero's, dude. And Schaub is not smart enough to figure that out. If if shab was daniel plainview that guy would they be in business together forever yeah also to jay is definitely the lie detector dude because uh if shab's talking to jay and he's making something up he's lying and then he drops an axe jay to jay it's like

come on dude what are you doing you're talking to're talking to Jay. No, he says to Jay. He lies and he says, no, just ask Jay. But I'm Jay. I picture Jay is just all day long. He's like in a, he's like a tucked in shirt tie and in an office

just all day long answering the phone like, oh, no, no, that didn't happen. Ring, ring, ring, ring. Oh, you can transfer that call. Yeah. No, no, that didn't happen. Bow and arrow.

Oh, really, dude? Comic book. Oh, yeah, he sold that call. Yeah. No, no, that didn't happen. Bow and arrow. Oh, really, dude? Comic book. Oh, yeah. He sold comic book. Yeah. He said what? No, he's just lying again. Good.

Let's see here, dude. See your pullback? Sure. Oh, this part's funny. Okay. So Brandon's about to do comedy. So let's laugh. She says, let me see your pullback he wants

to see what he looks like when he shoots the bow right right shoots the arrow good dude all right here hilarious dude oh so he's doing a bit like he doesn't know how to do it yeah they need there's killing in this room dog brandon's bouncing back dude check out his mangina though Oh shit Brandon's got a mangina Look at that You paused right on the mangina Did you just What are you a chef?

Oh dude I'm cooking hot today dude Yeah That's a mangina Josh Wolf is loving that bit And there's no Photoshop dude No this is not Photoshop That's just a pause on the mangy

That is a black hole of vagina, dude. Yeah. Thank him. You like your manginas? You like your manginas? Thank him. So I'm going to study ancient Japanese

archery. I feel like you're doing that wrong. I don't know. No, didn't you see the pictures? Yeah, that's how they were done. Funny as fuck, dude. Funny as fuck, dude. Yeah. Fuck the haters be. That's funny.

It's a painted narrative you got going on. You don't agree. Because, you know, typically in other podcasts where the people agree with each other, you'd be like, yeah, dude, that's fucking funny, dude. Straight talk wireless. It's not awful. Yeah. I mean, it's like that that's like a decent it didn't make me laugh out loud or anything i think i'm i understand why you told me to focus on it because i'm like sort of like sometimes i'm not always focusing yeah well you can't stop thinking about leaving your dog at the pound dude the dog is distracting me but um i i think that sort of took me out of it a little bit

oh what and telling you to focus? Yeah, I was like, because then I was like watching it and then I watched it and I didn't laugh. Dude, hilarious. You didn't laugh either, though. It's called, it's PC, dude. It's physical comedy. You wouldn't understand anything about that, dude. You and your wittiness and cleverness, dude. Fuck you,

dude. Fuck you. Okay, this one's posted by Brendan is a hack. Not! Heard it both ways, B. And also, also to I hate doing this bit where I love Brendan Shaw because then you say something for real for real and it makes me look like I really love Brendan Shaw, you know, I'm like fuck, but he's awesome. I love him. Yeah, it's called. I think it's safe to say Rinella doesn't find Brendan and funny and this is probably my favorite clip of the week. Oh wow, a hundred percent

and you'll see why, dude. Let's see if you laugh at this one, dude, you fucking bitch. Ready? Very rough year. Someone stole money from us. That's right. But you know what? You got money stolen from you? But you know what? I come from the

Jocko School of Learning. Good. Yeah, that's what he's saying. A lot of money. The Arowana's money. That's supposed to bring good luck, too. It'd been tough this year, though. Yeah, tough. Maybe if they get bigger, they'll be better. Blood pressure.

That was amazing. No, you're right. That is the best clip. We've been doing it so much, and then he did it, and then those shoes. Well, also, too, I don't want there to be any confusion. I started doing it because Schaub was doing it. Right. So people were like, what made you do the to be any confusion. I started doing it because shop was doing it. Right. So like people were like, what made you do the good?

It's like, dude, shop's doing it. Yeah. You, you, you started doing it and then we set it on the pod. So we just like, can't stop. Have we figured out, is that magic mind on the table? Uh, probably. I don't know. Do we care?

I want to know what it is. Okay. And then what's that book? Don't burn the country. I wonder if that's that guy's book. Steve Rinella. Yeah, probably. They should have put it like a little bit out more. You can see it. I mean, now it's like, they're more likely to buy the black Buffalo tobacco alternative or magic mine than that book. It's not really in the frame or rain and they're covering up the rain there. I'm a merch guy. I mean, we got rain right

here, baby. Yeah. We're selling merch in there. I mean, we're selling rain and they're not even giving us any money, but daddy, dude, honestly, rain did a DM me. They're like, yo, sales are through the roof since you guys started putting it up. I was like, well, give us a, give us a percent 1.6 million. They owe us, dude. I'm not even laughing, dude dude we're we're pretty angry at the new CEO of Reign Colin Thompson I think his name is yeah he cut us out of the deal

but you know what we're gonna bet on ourselves being yes sir and Annie Annie's not even looking at me anymore no she's out of it she's upset with how I handled the situation

she wanted us to get the 1.6 yeah she misses her daddy people steal money from us I say good and I buy a truck TRX or Raptor both both I see what you did there This is our daddy. People steal money from us. I say good. And I buy a truck. TRX or Raptor? Both.

Both. I see what you did there. I like it. Really quick. I just love this. Like first. You doubled the trucks up. I want you to know that Steve Rinella would have fucking laughed, dude.

The whole clip is like he doesn't find them funny. He would have fucking laughed. If it wasn't for who, Brendan Cooney? Bapa? Brian Callen. Jumping the gun on the punchline, dude. I know you saw that. What was that? Let's watch it.

Oh, but you know what? I come from the Jocko School of Learning. I'm good. Oh, wow, dude. Yeah, wait. Wait for your co-host, man. Look at this guy right here. That's the face of comedy.

Dude, timing is what comedy is all about, dude. Look at this guy right here. That's the face of comedy. Timing is what comedy is all about. Why are you going to cut off Bapa, dude? Yeah, you got to let him go. Let him go, B. It's so infuriating. But you know what? I come from the Jocko school of learning.

He wasn't even finished saying learning. How funny would it be if Calin said good and then Shav, you know how he says good right after and Ronell is like good. Then Jocko pops up from behind the couch and he's like good. Tank comes out of nowhere. I like that.

Where is Tank, dude? Alrighty, so let's go to the next clip, dude. That one, it doesn't get better than that dude just see vernella just look at him like you guys got how much money stolen and it's good what the fuck is happening here dude uh anyways this one's posted by haphazard great guy never met him uh it's called they have a medium on the show even the ghosts are big fans of boppa let's see here mark yeah but uh see he's like there's a lot of people coming through. He's like a guy that starts with a K that you fought with. And I'm like,

I fought with you. Like he keeps showing you guys like fighting. I'm like, I thought I'm like, no, I don't know. Kimbo came through. He was just saying it was unexpected.

Like our relationship. That was sweet. And he's like, all right, well, I have a loud guy here and he's dressed like a bodybuilder. And I was like, uh, who is that guy?

Who is that guy, dude? Is that the medium? Well, Hap says that they have a medium on the show. They have a quote, quote, medium. So that's the medium, that guy with the baseball cap? I said quote, quote. I feel so stupid. What is it supposed to be in quotation marks?

Quote, unquote. Oh, instead of quote unquote. Yeah. I said, quote, quote, dude, they have a quote, quote medium. Yeah. Nobody would have noticed if I didn't say no. I didn't even notice, man. This guy, that's, he does not strike me as someone who's a medium. I would, I always think like women are mediums. I feel like he's more of a man. Gina. He's got, he's got a little China there, dude. You see that? That one? He's there's shadow over itina he's got he's got a little gina there dude you see that that one he's there's shadow over it yeah the shadows he's got a shadow band

your medium shows up he just looks like a frat guy yeah oh dude like and he says frat guy shit uh i'm getting right now he's like this guy that was on the fighter in the queue with you dude like you said these five videos online yeah okay. Like a K, Kimbo. So I was like, oh, Kimbo Slice. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Yeah.

Yeah, dude. But he's not really talking. You guys are fighting each other right now, dude. Yeah, dude. He just told me that he had to drink a beer, dude. He had to freaking like

crack open, get a shot, get a beer, dude. Oh, dude, your mom, your girl, your wife's grandma, she's kickstanding

in the back right now, dude. Yeah. Not worth it. I studied so much. Yeah. in the back right now, dude. Yeah. Not worth it. I studied so much. Yeah. I'm hearing right now that you have a co-host who's like, he's a G word. It begins with a G, dude. Like, do you know?

Gay? Oh, yeah, dude. Fucking gay, dude. Fucking gay, dude. Rip another one. All right. Oh, dude, yeah. I'm talking to a former LA Times reporter, dude. Rip another one. All right. Oh, dude, yeah. I'm talking to a former LA Times

reporter, dude. He's saying, dude, I don't like what he's saying about your co-host, dude. Sounds like a lot of bullshit, right? Yeah. Can't talk. All right. Yeah, dude. He just keeps going. Okay, I'll stop. I'll stop. He starts with a P. I'm like, Pax. My uncle Pax. He's like,

yep, Pax is here. So, yeah, dude, I could be a medium and talk to Brendan. Yeah, he just looks up Schaub's family members' names. No, I could probably be your medium, dude. What he's doing is saying like there's a P, I've seen a P, and he says Pax. Yeah, but I'm saying like the medium, it sounds like he was just like looked up the names of of family members of shop and was like because of the p you know you understand shop's giving him the answer he doesn't you don't have to do any look up before but he says the p thing he's like it begins with a p and then shops like because he

knows yeah but if he would have said like it begins with the c he'd be like cheetos you know he would just get anything i'm seeing cheetos you know he's just like anything he just does gringo poppy stuff he's us yeah yeah he's just like anything. He just does gringo poppy stuff. He's us. He's not a made him. He just watched the gringo poppy one time. He's like, you're in your mom was on the phone.

She wasn't, she wasn't going to get something, but she was, she really likes it. She wanted now. She brought up donuts. The vaccine. You're not anti-vax,

but like that, that there was something you saw like a guy, maybe the first guy to get a vaccine. Yeah. I was like, this guy is amazing. I don't know why, but it looks like you were scared about the security of your house. You got a ring camera, right? There's something big. Yeah.

What's big? I'm seeing shoes. Uggs? Are they Ugg boots? Oh, my God. That's a huge dick. Oh, whoa. Sorry about that.

Sorry about that, dude. Be cool. Be cool. Be cool. Dude, Annie is out. Yeah, she's relaxing. Let's see here. The majority of it was Pax.

And just saying how he's so proud of me and everything I built. Also, how he's like, I know you went through a really tough time. You got to keep your head down, just what you're doing. You're on the other end of this. I'm so proud of you. Most people would fold up shop and tell Brian, same thing. I know he went through a tough time. You guys are doing the right thing.

Wait, your uncle told Brian the same thing? No, the medium. The medium is telling him. Oh, okay. I'm sorry. Yeah, your uncle. No, no thing? No, the medium. The medium is telling him. Oh, okay. That like, or I mean, oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, your uncle. No, no, no. I'm just kidding.

The uncle, you're right. The uncle is telling him about himself and Brian. Yeah. The uncle's a social media manager. The uncle cares deeply. His favorite podcast, even as a ghost, is still The Fighter and the Kid. They're not even talking about the tough time with Tiger Bell. They're not talking about Gringo Poppy. They're talking about their engagement numbers. Yeah. It's still the fighter. And they're not even talking about the tough time with Tiger Bella. They're not talking about gringo poppy.

They're talking about their engagement numbers. Yeah. He's like the number. The numbers are good, dude. You know, I've always been a numbers guy. Yeah.

He starts being like me. Oh, me. Oh, like, that doesn't make sense. Oh, me.

Oh, me. Oh, that's the tough time he's talking about. I know there's a tough time. Your grandma or your wife's mom made taquitos when you should have been keto. Mediums are just people that make you like, they're like, oh yeah,

I'm talking to your uncle right now. He still thinks you're cool. He thinks you're great. Also, all your friends are great. Yeah. And it's bad times. Guess what? They're over. Oh really, dude? Okay, John Lennon. And I'm telling you guys on the other end of it

keep doing what you're doing it's gonna pay off come on man mark yeah come on man come on man is that the end of the clip yeah the ghost was nice to brian that's nice yeah what do you think about that you have to be dead to be nice to brian dude i don't know about mediums, dude. Medium, that shit's all fucking bad. I mean, it's just a scam, but it's not like a really mean scam because it's like you're just being like, oh, like I said, everyone

loves you. They're watching you. They want you to do well. Things are going to look up. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I'm not saying it's for sure not real. I kind of it bothers me when people are like, it doesn't and you're stupid and all that. I'm just saying most likely it's bullshit. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I'm not saying it's for sure not real. It kind of bothers me when people are like, it doesn't and you're stupid and all that. I'm just saying most likely it's bullshit.

Yeah. But if you like it, good. I'm not going to be wrong. If you look up a medium in the dictionary, the definition is blockbuster. Yeah. Well, it's like if a big guy gets in a small car and your only takeaway is that, you know, how does he get in there?

Yeah. And then, but then sometimes you look at a big guy in a small car and you're like, what? Yeah. That's ridiculous. Yeah. That's the same way I feel about me. So both ways be both ways. I see it both ways as always. All right. We got one more clip guys. This one's called a or this was posted by Uncle T. Y. S. Peak Redaction has clips about me for you. I'm ridiculous. I'm a building truck. You walk on. Let's see

you. No one in here believes medium stuff goes. Hey man. No, you guys are born. No, you guys are weak pro, but you also believe in COVID. So it doesn't count. No way. You don't cast. But you also believe in COVID, so it doesn't count. No. Wait, you don't count. What do you mean it doesn't count?

Don't count is a good catchphrase for him. It's funny to believe wholeheartedly in ghosts and mediums but not believe in a disease that people you know have had. Like Rogan had COVID.

He admitted he had COVID. Yeah. So it did exist, at least. Believe in COVID. You know what I mean, dude. Come on. It is a pandemic. Believe what exactly?

Yeah, come on. Don't make me do this. Why do you make me do this? You can get COVID. I've had it four times. Yeah, okay. So you believe in it. Yes. had it four times. Yeah. Okay. So do you believe in it? Yes.

That's so good. Sorry, Annie. You're not built for this show, but we'll never give you up. Yeah. We got to watch it again. Oh, you want to watch the whole thing again? Well, I like how he says, I had it four times. Dude, let's just real quick comment on this outfit, dude.

You think it's crazy? It's amazing, bro. It's a deep V, right? Deep V, maybe not. Maybe button up with a little loose button, if you feel like. Oh, okay, okay. And gold chains, dude. Yeah.

And a golden hat, because guess what? It's the golden shower, dude. It's the golden hour. I think the hat is what makes it weird. Other than that, I think it's pretty normal for Papa. I was trying to give Matt McCorkle a shout out there, but you shot me. Oh. It's the golden shower, dude.

What's that? What Matt McCorkle, or what's his name? Oh, oh, shit. Sean McCorkle. Sean McCorkle. Okay. I'm thinking about Matt Mitrione. Oh, the show?

Oh, yeah. Sean McCorkle said that he had a, this is another post in Chang's. I don't know if you saw it, but he's like, yeah, Brendan's on the golden shower. Hilarious saying that he's talking to mediums and guess what? They contacted him when they're contacting the dead and messing with Ouija board, way too much set up to, for the little punchline. Right.

And then the punchline is his standup career. Dude is dead. He was contacting his standup career. Oh, one of the posts. Yeah. Well, if you like if you haven't seen it we did two interviews with uh sean in the past daddy what is his name big sexy yeah big sexy sexy daddy yeah so check that out those are especially the first one blew us all away changed the game forever so check that out yeah dude yeah yeah you know and also just don't talk to mediums dude

that's that's charlotte's painted narrative i don't care maybe you go to a medium and you hear from kimbo slice sounds pretty blog or netflix to me so uh true talk to a medium ask kimbo for the deets the facts yeah i mean that if you can get to a medium and you can get Kimbo on the line from the medium, ask him if he's been talking to shop. That's what I want to know. Cause that just, that puts the whole,

like him making up. He's talking to celebrities on a different level. If he's now talking to not actually lying about talking to dead celebrities. Yeah. That's a whole different thing. That's different. Also too.

If you do talk to a medium, ask to speak to Eli from there'll be blood and ask him, did Daniel Plainview drink his milkshake or say that? Eli is a movie character. Yeah. So the medium may look at you like you're redacted when you do that. That's a good medium then. If the medium just starts acting like they know what they're talking about. You know what I'm saying?

If the medium starts doing movie voices, if he starts doing impersonations, you might just be on our show. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. Rainy. Rain. I am the third revelation. We're going to watch There Will Be Blood again today. There'll be a soundboard with There Will Be Blood stuff.

Yeah. All right. Bye. Later. Ridiculous.