10 Minutes of Schaub - BGL and BAPA are MADE for each other! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #26

Episode Date: January 16, 2023

Twenty-sixth episode of 10 Minutes of Schaub

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Watch 10 Minutes of Shop. All right. Welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shop. Thanks for tuning in. I have a quick, I'm going to start off differently. I have an impersonation for you. Oh, no. All right.

Here's Brennan Schaub ordering at Starbucks. Hi, I'll have a Guadalata Harta hard scarf. I think I botched it. I said that before this started and it was funnier. But anyways, that's not why you're here. Let's start 10 Minutes of Shop. Start the clips. All right, so if you haven't already, please join the Discord. And somebody showed us these two clips about Brendan's Asian masseuse fetish.

So let's start off with that. This one's posted by Dynamics21. It's called Theo Von Exposes Brandon. Sorry, I thought I was going to say Brendan. For getting asshole violated at Asian massage parlors. Wow. Yes. Dicey, dicey.

Here we go. That'd be a decent place to get it though if things are going bad someone ends up eating your ass while you're like but here's a weird thing one of my friends who you know who's a big podcaster told me that he does it and he lays on his back and gets it like that oh he puts his legs up whatcaster? I couldn't even finish. Expose this man. I couldn't even get him out of our community. We don't need these guys. We don't need guys like this. That's a predator.

Oh, it broke my heart, man. When he said it, and I think I was trying to be supportive and we're having lunch and God, it just broke my heart. Then he got his ass. He held his legs. I it it was just a lot it was a lot for me to just take on it's a lot and there is a thing

called rub max rug rub rub maps.com it's an app that's a code word though for it is you've been here before multiple times oh got you you know when you play with that booty hole. Okay. You're really going to get in that ass. Put the kid down at 730. Masseuse comes over at 8. Hot Asian lady come over and jack me off in front of the family. You know, I'll get on all

fours. They'll milk me like a cow. That's disgusting. And put their digits in my asshole. Another one put her fingers in my asshole. I'll get on all fours, man. They'll jack me off like the milk in a cow. Yeah, $75. That's amazing.

$75, you get all that. Want some sort of creak? Dicey, dicey! Man, there's so much in there that's crazy. Yeah. I mean, being Shob, and you go into a massage parlor and you just lie down flat on your stomach, it's pretty weird.

A UFC guy doing that? Yeah. I imagine going there, most guys would be kind of a little nervous. They're like, don't know, unless they're a pros at it. I guess they have something set up, but not Shab. shop shop does not even waiting for the secret or the happy ending. He's just lying flat on his stomach and expecting the masseuse to stick her fingers in his butt. Like that.

At least he knows what he likes, dude. Yeah. Yeah. No, I mean, if that's what he likes, I guess it's fine.

And I didn't even know that was a thing that you can do there. Yeah. That's a whole, that opens up a whole new can of worms. Does it sound like something that Cooney's interested in? No, I don't even know that was a thing that you can do there. Yeah. That's a whole, that opens up a whole new can of worms. Does it sound like something that Cooney's interested in? No, I don't, I don't have anything against you if you want to do that or whatever.

I don't even need to say that, but it's just like, I don't like pain. Not even digits in the butt. I don't want anything. Nobody cares about this on the, the chains. We're watching this,

but you know, it sounds like you kind of want it, but we can go to the next one. I would never, ever. And then when he's like, um, but we can go to the next one. I would never, ever. And then when he's like, um, he's saying the thing about booty hole,

you know, he's cause he's with two black guys. He's like, you know, they get up in that booty hole. He's like, start sucking like shop jive. Yeah.

You know, that booty hole in me. It's like, all right, all right, shop. Yeah. And then the,

the milking, what I don't understand, like the, um, in front of his family. Yeah, no, that was weird. I don't know if it was edited in a way to make it sound like he did it in front of his family. Oh, like the trick edit, yeah. But it did sound pretty, like even when it was edited, it was like,

why would he say that combination of words together? Why would he say that combination of words together? That's why I didn't want to do that clip sort of because I was worried that it would get too much into like what we think about it. You know, and that's always like kind of hacky and gross but we uh we went those what we named those waters well I would say that it's it's interesting like because I don't think that way you know what I mean think what way like to go get a massage and get my dick chucked off oh well I mean he doesn't even get his well maybe he does maybe he does both but he clearly likes at least getting fingers in his butt.

Nobody thinks of that. That's not like a common thing, I don't think. I've never heard any of my friends say that. Do you think he asked the masseuse to walk him into his truck? Yeah, he's like, can you walk me to my truck first? You want me to go to your truck and put my fingers in your butt? Go to my truck and put my fingers in my butt. Seven times a week.

All right, so this next one is the most popular one from the week posted by the donka donk oh congratulations the donk the most popular of the week it's you chef which shout out to homeless cats and we're at 100k now dude oh yeah we i don't know if we're yeah we we'd love to be part of them but we i'm a homeless cat yeah you're a homeless cat i'm trying to get there. I'm still cleaning the shit. I used to leave I used to watch fucking T-Fat K all the time. I know that's true. You watch entire episodes. Yeah. Yeah, true.

I still have friends that are Oh, really, dude? I still have friends that are stuck in the Shabbaverse, dude. Oh, that still are like actually like him. They don't like him, but they watch for the UFC analysts and stuff. Okay. But they say that he sucks, but they just don't stop watching. but they watch for the UFC analysts and stuff. They say that he sucks, but they just don't stop watching. Comedians or

friends from Rancho? No, I'm talking about close friends. Close friends of mine. Obviously, it can't be comedians. I'm talking about people I like. Alright, so this one is called You're Doing Great, posted by Donka Donk.

Here we go. Spice and UFC. He was out of Dan Henderson's camp. French guy. Shaking so much. Patrick Ote. No.

Or David Owaso, Patrick Ote. He fought Patrick Ote. Name marker was such a stud. Look at him. Fucking love him. That's my guy. I love that.

That's my guy. Hold on. I'm going to find him. It looks like in Jurassic Park where the water's shaking because you know the dinosaurs are coming, but really it's just like the CTE onset.

Or the alpha brain kicking in there, making him shake. That's good. That's basically the whole clip. Curtis, T curtis tarik safadine i like alpha brain because it causes he was coming up and i was like he causes delirium tremors he delirium tremors which is my favorite thing i got cte and dt dude i started taking alpha brain and kratom and cocaine and adderall and now i can't function all, but I'll put a disclaimer out there. I told a guy on YouTube, I would, he was saying that,

I think it was, it was an Aaron or something like that. He's like, we talk about kratom too much because we don't really know what it is, which is true. I still haven't really looked into it. And he was saying that like, it could, it's actually a good thing that is not bad for you. And if you take it responsibly, don't know man i've heard it both ways as i said in my comment but it comes from heroin or something so just a disclaimer i have no idea whether it's good or bad and i'm not going to look it up because i just don't care but back to clips i would say anything's good in small doses yeah if it helps you i'm not saying don't take it because i don't know anything about it we're neither me nor gerardo i mean we're

wearing bandanas we We're not doctors. I'm sober. Yeah. Gerardo is completely sober. So he really doesn't know. I'm the kind of guy that might try something like that. But I just, uh, thanks for my heroine. I don't know.

Well, check out happy hippo, dude. Use a promo code, uh, trug. Yeah. Trug walk. Not worth it. Okay. So this next clip is posted by Rogan is shorty pile. He's up and down the subreddit dude.

Yeah. That guy posts a lot or, or girl who knows, uh, most likely a guy. They, they post a lot. Yeah.

It could be that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Uh, inclusive. This one's called the fellas discuss tokens and ability to detect humor.

And token is obviously Joe Rogan, right? Yeah. Here we go. But do you remember that? When I said, are you saying something? I'll show up at your fucking house.

And I was about to say, and I'll fuck you up. Remember that turn, but Joe didn't get it. So Joe goes, you know what, dude, you say that stuff.

That's toxic. The people around you. I'm like, Hey, Hey dude, what the fuck? I was, I was in the middle of a bit and you're taking me seriously.

Sometimes Rogan, now they play it and they're like, he, they straighten up tough guy, Brian. Hey, fuckos. I was in the middle of a bit and you're taking me seriously. Sometimes Rogan Now they play it and they're like they straighten up tough guy Brian Callen Hey fuckos I was in the middle of a bit and I got stopped.

Rogan's one of the comics he'll be in a silly mood you know Rogan gets Yeah but sometimes Most of the time Yeah he's serious He's not silly like we are like you and I are silly

Right. Me and Theo are super silly you and Chris are over the top silly. He just starts listing them. But it's a language. And then sometimes, we're just talking about their level of silliness real quick.

It's hard to like take him seriously because he has this gigantic, we're all the reasons why, but he has this gigantic thing of chew or lozenge. Yeah, he puts a lot of tobacco in his mouth. It's not even just, if it's, well, it could, so. He puts a lot of tobacco in his mouth. It's not even just if it's, well, it could,

so it's tobacco. It's tobacco in his mouth. I'm picturing like multiple lozenges, like a whole cheek full of like lozenges in his mouth. Well, it's tobacco lozenges. So it's lozenges of tobacco. Lozenges.

Yeah. That's your thing. Yeah. Yeah. It's tobacco lozenges. Yeah. And he talks like this all the time, but it's not chew.

It's like tobacco. No, it's like, you know, snuff, like the pouch. Yeah. Yeah, and he talks like this all the time. But it's not chew. It's like tobacco. No, it's like, you know, snuff? Like the pouch? Yeah. Snuff, right? Yeah, snuff, snuff. Potato, potato. Tar, whatever it's called. Yeah. Yeah, it's probably not called. Also, too, he's like, you know, Rogan gets silly,

but he'll put you in a Guadalajara hard scarf. You know what I mean? A Guadalajara heart scarf? Yeah. Still not worth it. No. Yeah, definitely not,

man. It was so funny. The first time I said it, it was off camera, you know, seven times a week. Okay. If you can see this,

what we really say. Yeah. Let's keep, let's keep watching. All right, here we go. I thought I had to be, cause you know,

the relationship between you and Chris, it's so silly. So funny. Yeah. You guys doing watching. All right, here we go. I thought I had to be, because you know the relationship between you and Chris, it's so silly, so funny. Yeah. You guys are doing bits for each other. Nobody's listening. It's the funniest thing in the world, and you're doing it for each other. Because you brought me into comedy,

and so that was the only interaction I would see. I'm like, oh, that's how you have to act with these guys. It's not my, I'll get silly, especially if I know you, with you, but if I don't know you, I'm a little more reserved, or I'll just talk to you. But I thought it was like that way, and then I remember I came to the know you, with you, but if I don't know you, I'm a little more reserved, or I'll just talk to you. Sure.

But I thought it was like that way, and then I remember I came to the comic store, and you guys were doing your thing, and I was jumping into it, and Rowan's like, hey, come in. He's like, you're like me, man. He's like, you don't have to do that. He's like, don't, you don't have to entertain that bullshit, that stupid, silly shit all the time. He's like, that's not you.

I was like, really? He's like, no. Yeah. He's like, you're like me. I was like, oh. Yeah. That's what I was like, oh. Is that what Rogan's saying?

But I'm like, I'm like between. He's not comfortable with it. I'm like. really? He's like, no. You're like me. I was like, oh. That's Rogan saying that? He's not comfortable with it. He's not good at that. I'm like between Rogan and Brian, you know? I'm like in the middle. I like to eat silly sometimes. Yeah, you like to laugh. Joe's not comfortable on that, so he gets a little off kilter. So, that's really what it is.

Where's my camera? I would hate it if my friends were like yeah Brendan doesn't understand humor and my job is being a comedian he doesn't get it when you're joking around that's not what I'd want he's kind of a blog bus

he is a small hogoso he's not gangsta. He won't kill himself by hanging himself. Alright, so this is posted by Do You Even Double Leg? And it's called CTE Flare Up.

Australia is seven days ahead of the USA? Question mark. Heard it both ways, my man. Alright, here we go. What time is that fight at, Jen? Did it say? I'll find out. Australia is like seven days ahead of us.

So if it's the 12th here. It's 2020. Wait, so the second time I watch it, is that a bit that he's doing then? I mean, yeah, it sounds kind of sarcastic. Yeah, that's just a bad joke. The first time I watched it, I thought it was because I was watching the first time i watched it i thought it

was because i was watching the airport i only like i glanced at it and i was like oh my god dude i hope he's okay seven days ahead of us as a joke it's pretty stupid too um yeah but papa papa a lot of stuff he does is concerning yeah it just shows his comedic ability there it's not very good if he if he went to australia and. It's not very good. If he went to Australia and he was doing bits like he does when he goes to Charlotte and he talks about Muggsy Bogues,

he just goes on stage like, your time is different, right? Like, what is it? It's like Friday here, right? They're like, oh, man. They're like,

oh, man. I can't even do Australian. Australian, mate. Shrimp on a barbie. Oh, mate. Shob thinks it's Friday here. Man, that guy's real dumb.

This one's been really popular over the past week. It's called Danny Brown being blunt to Joe's face about Brendan. Here it is. Oh, really, dude? Like, when I see someone that has great style, you have great style. Brendan Schaub has great style. No, he doesn't. I think he does.

I like the way he dresses. I think it looks cool. I don't do it, but I like it. Yeah. Good for you, Danny Brown. Part of being one of the thousand

talented comedians working today is telling the truth, you know? You got to tell the truth no matter what, even if it's to Papa Joe, you know, stand your ground.

Good for you, Danny. Also, I like that one song he has growing up. Somebody posted in the discord, like his music. I haven't gotten a chance to listen to it yet, but do you like Danny? I never listened to his music. Never listened. I don't know. Who cares?

All right. So this next one's from our good friend, haphazard. Ooh. Yeah. Shout out hap. It's called most hated man in good friend, haphazard. Ooh. Yeah. Shout out. Hap. It's called most hated man in the business, but he's a great guy.

Sure. I have so much fun with you guys. I love you guys. It's been tough, man. You know what? And I'm going to say, I am thankful too,

for this being a part of this, but I want to say too, I'm thankful. You don't get enough credit. The most hated man in the business. Sometimes I feel is Brendan shop. And I want to say that, I'm thankful you don't get enough credit. The most hated man in the business sometimes I feel is Brendan Shaw. And I want to say that's my feeling. There's others more.

I mean, I feel like Kanye right now. But you're like neck and neck. I know. It goes Kanye, me, Kyrie. But what people don't know is that you really are a sweetheart. Everyone hates you, but people don't know, in reality, you're really nice to me and Chris. You're too dumb to be mean.

You're actually too stupid to be as hated as you are. And he was wearing that ridiculous hat. Although, I mean, we're wearing bananas now. No matter what we do. Yeah, I kind of like him. I think it's kind of, I don't normally wear them, but whatever we do, like however ridiculous we try, like when I was BGL and he had that stupid wig on,

or when I wore the leprechaun costume from work, no matter what we do, it's never anywhere near as stupid as what Chubb looks like. Yeah. He has like an uncanny ability to look like a moron. He's not just stupid. He also like dresses stupid very well. But he's a sweetheart.

But he's a sweetheart. You always got to remember that. Even though according to him, people hate Kanye West the most, him second, and then Kyrie Irving, two anti-Sites um he's a sweetheart um i'm pretty sure we didn't watch this last week i feel like i watched the next day

after we recorded but it's called uh sorry in advance papa but blank slips up and accidentally admits they're not moving merch oh bgl slips up slips up and admits they're not moving merch. This one's posted by Mitchie Slick LBC. Okay. All righty. Let's get this one going here. This is the first thing that sells out. It's crazy, huh, Mark? It's good whiskey.

Yeah, people are buying it. It's nuts. Even when they don't buy the merch because Wisconsin people are cheap. I love it. Wow, whiskey. Whiskey in the wintertime. Wait, you want to replay it or no? Yeah, let's play it one more time

I think we missed some things we can't send enough cases at the show it's the first thing that sells out oh it's hard to it's crazy huh Mark it's good whiskey yeah people are buying it

it's not even when they don't buy the merch because Wisconsin people are cheap I love it wow whiskey Wisconsin people are cheap yeah I think why

random that they buy the whiskey they're just like well we'll help them out a little bit they don't want to buy the merch because They're just like, well, we'll help them out a little bit. They don't want to buy the merch because even, because even in the state of Wisconsin, people can still see you.

You know, there's nothing about, you're not invisible there. People don't want to be seen in a thick boy sweatshirt, a hoodie, like a thick, you know, it'd be funny if they wore like a, they had a thick boy tie. Oh, nice tie. It has three C's on it. Good. Yeah. You're looking good, Mark.

I think the reason why BGL is upset is because he's like, the tickets were free. Buy some merch. You know what I mean? It's funny that he brings Mark with him. What does Mark do? Does he just hang out? He doesn't do stand-up on the show, does he?

I feel like he would be like a personal trainer. He sucks at everything he does. Yeah, maybe he's just Schaub's trainer. Yeah. And he's not doing well because Schaub looks terrible. Yeah. Schaub's always fucking tired and like cracked out on whatever weird alpha brain cocktail he's taking. He's like, alright, so

for today's workout, we're going to try to lower your blood alcohol level. I had to blow my nose. Oh, disgusting. I'm going to probably edit this part out. Alright, so the next clip is from another one from DaDonkDaDonk. DaDonkDaDonk. It's called, how did being the official like content news source

for one championship go? Here we go. A little bit of this. I think we can do this right one championship I don't know damn it all right let's just bypass this for now stick boy goes the network you know we're here tonight we signed a deal

we'll be the official like content new source for one championship skeptical why is Ellen DeGeneres interviewing him on the street is she that hard up on work she loses her show and degeneres interviewing him on the street is she that hard up on work she loses her show and now she's doing man on the street stuff with shahad thank you ellen that's all i got for that yeah i don't know i mean i don't even know what they're talking about so okay so one championship is a fighting league right something like that

yeah yeah yeah i think so and so he signed a deal with one championship to a fighting league, right? Something like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think so. And so he signed a deal with one championship. To do what? I don't know. Be content for them. So basically.

To like, oh, commentary or something. Yeah. So they want Brendan Schaub to. I'm sorry. Yeah. So in the middle of his podcast, Chin was like, is it cool if we show the one championship stuff? And he's like, I don't know, whatever.

And then so they show the video of him being like, we just signed a deal with one championship. That's all I got. That's so stupid. I mean, yeah, of course you can show it if you're on it. Yeah. Why wouldn't you be able to show it? Well, that's what they're saying.

He's like, there's some kind of like, it's kind of like. And then all they have is him talking to another guy. Yeah. That's weird. That's the content they have. No, that was edited together okay yeah yeah we're losing we're losing cooney dude yeah yeah i'm not following uh to be honest with you i took a little bit of alpha brain just now

uh this one is the one you posted in the uh discord last week it's posted on the subreddit by immortal kenevil uh it's called new england's not just uh you know a specific thing uh here we go i posted this yeah you put it in the discord okay here we go monday november 21st you're flying somewhere. Hopefully you're not. I get it, man. I get inflation. Your kid wants to tickle me. My favorite merch I've ever done. I don't think it matters when you drop it. I think it's a good time to drop it on Thursday. It's more special than that.

The exact same quality you get when the... Where's the patch? Your kid wants one of those South Park DVDs. You're like, what? Your kid wants one of those South Park DVDs. You're like, what? Your kid wants one of those Mattel Hot Street cars. You got your kid to get her one of those American Girl dogs. Your kid wants one of them Tech Decks.

Tech Decks snowboards. Your kid wants a barber doll. Your kid wants one of those Easy Bake... Easy Bake Toasters. The kid wants... Your bitch daughter wants fucking...

One of those goddamn... Ninja... Teenage Mutant Ninja Spiders. The kid wants Tickle Me Elmo. Not too far there. Tickle Me Elmo. Tickle Me Elmo's. Teenage Mutant Ninja Spiders. You want to tickle me, Elmo? Not too far there. Tickle me, Elmo. Tickle me, Elmo. You got to tickle me, Elmo.

And there are Toys R Us. All right. Here goes the rest. Checkers, board. Checkers. Go ahead and get them all this stuff. Big deal. I forget what they're doing.

Cool. David with his arms wrapped around me. 80 bucks for Uber? God damn. Where do you live, dude? It's the newest, so you know they're going to put some effort into it. But it's on the outside skirts. So I come back and watch my kid play fucking soccer.

It was the worst Mexican you've ever seen play soccer. He had freaking bent his feet. Jesus Christ. Yeah, I mean, his mom got into it. It says, Rough Island, 19, New England. It says, December 9th, Providence, Rhode Island. His mom got into it. It says Ruffer Mountain, 19 New England. It says December 9th, Providence, Rhode Island. Rhode Island's New England. Explain that

to me, dude. Did you know that, Jen? I mean, I... Did you know that, Mark? It's kind of like you would say the Southwest, the Pacific Northwest. New England's more of a region. Interesting. New England's not just a specific thing.

Well, no, you should know this, Golden State. It's kind of like just Northern Cali. For the state of California. Oh, man. Yeah, I mean, I'm bad at geography too, but the thing is I know I'm bad, you know? And he's not aware that not knowing common, simple facts like what New England is or what Golden State,

and then he confidently says that Golden State is, probably because of the NBA team, right? That's why he thinks that. He's so dumb. No, he knows his geography. XJ. XJ, XJ, XJ, dude. Continent B or whatever he says.

That clip was so funny. And then 80 bucks for Uber? Where do you live, man? Can you imagine your dad saying that you're the worst Mexican at soccer? Yeah, my son is the worst Mexican at soccer I've ever seen. That's not good. This clip is also really old. It's from five months ago, posted by Rogan and Shorty Pie.

But somebody posted it in the Discord, and I don't think I've ever seen it. It's called Protein Pony enjoys energy powder taken nasally. So here we go. Dude, I lost all faith in in tsa mark has flown several times the costco id in arizona we show up and i'm like at the pool in the airbnb and i reach in my board towards pocket and pull out a gram of cocaine i'm like oh this was in there i said like i forgot about it hold on let's tell the story yeah so he takes forever to catch he was gonna was going to miss the plane because they're, I don't know what the fuck. They're scanning them.

They go through every single piece of his luggage. We get to the Airbnb in Phoenix. Mark's being a crazy ass and he's doing cartwheels by the pool. And he does a cartwheel and this bag of cocaine falls out. I go, whoa. And Mark goes crazy ass goes, ooh, coke. Picks it up. He picks it up and I go, and he's like, oh, I forgot.

I got this in Mexico like years ago. I've been looking for this. Years ago. And then I go, cool, cool. Bro, you realize TSA went through every piece of your luggage and didn't find any of this shit? He's like, yeah. So we had to do it before we flew back.

Yeah, was it still good? It was. It's not like mushrooms. so we had to do it before we flew back yeah was it still good it was I mean I respect Jeff Dye he's not laughing in any of that because it's not funny it's just not a funny story so cocaine fell out of his pocket and he was like oh cocaine

and I was like okay great good story Shob. That other guy's like, hey. He's really high on Kratom. Hey. Tell it again.

Who is that guy? I have no clue. Some random Shob fan? Is he somebody from... He just has fans on his show. Is he someone from Thick Boy Nation? No, I think I've seen him before.

No offense to whoever that guy is. Hey, Taylor again. How about never talk again? Yeah. Stop doing this standup comedy. And this show is killing you shop. Retire on your millions.

You're selling it away. Doing thick boy squad. Thick boy nectar. I mean, well, I have a confession, dude. What's up?

I just got accepted into thick boy squad thick boy nectar i mean well i have a confession dude what's up i just got accepted into thick boy nation you know what i'm saying bringing back walsh's shirt nice what can i say look original t fat k guy right here been in the subreddit for quite some time chad all right what's the next clip okay so this next one is about deja pelle it's like the stories thing uh i was trying to find it a lot like i want to say six episodes ago when it was first posted in the reddit right but i can't somebody posted in the discord uh from the youtube so i don't know who's the original poster whatever but it's basically him telling two stories that contradict each other about a meeting he had with Deja Pel. Okay.

He was out fighting, so we have this back and forth, and he was vaping, and he goes, my doctor said these can you smoke cigarettes? He goes, my doctor said these are actually better for you. I go, they're not. He goes, how do you know? I go, fucking Google it, dude. They're not. He goes, really? I go, no, he fucking threw it in the trash. Really? Yeah. Verified lie number 69,669.

In our relationship, he probably hates me to this day, if he even remembers me. He's vaping. I go, oh, you know, those are worse for you than cigarettes. He goes, what the fuck did you just say? You know, the vape's actually worse for you than cigarettes. He goes, who told you that? Oh, it's just what they say. He's like, who says that?

I'm like, oh, fuck, dude. He's like, my doctor says better. This is why he told me to start vaping. I'm like, but I don't think it is. And he's like who says that i'm like oh fuck dude wow he's like my doctor says better this is why he told me to start vaping like but i don't think it is and he's like all right man and just walked off never talked to him again you know this clip actually changed dang this is straight up lie from shab or his brain just doesn't work and he remembers two different stories you know yeah i don't know which one it is well i think maybe somebody told him punch it up dude maybe he didn't like his writer came up with a second story yeah marg and marg i mean i think there's a chance that neither story is true right may never have talked to he saw the dish fell on stage uh smoking a vape he's like how can i make

him gay i don't know i mean shot if i were vaping or whatever and shop told me that itpe, he's like, how can I make him gay? I mean, if I were vaping or whatever and Schaub told me that it was bad, he's the last person that I'd listen to. Could you imagine you tell your friend, hey, I stopped vaping, man. Somebody told me it's bad for me. Worse than cigarettes, actually. They're like, who told you that? And you're like, Brendan Schaub.

Oh, listening to Brendan Schaub are you sounds a little dicey dicey I don't know if that's a good idea probably choose my doctor over Schaub's advice seeing as Schaub almost looks like he's about to be dead

one last thing I'll say about Schaub he almost you know how when we get tired on the show and we sort of kind of drift off maybe for a second or so. I know you get tired. Yeah, exactly. All right, now I'm just talking about it. It's me, I'll take it.

But when that happens, it's not the best part of any podcast. That's like what Shab is like all the time. Every moment is that. He's sort of drifting off. You're like, what? Is he trying still? And he's trying very hard, I think. He tries sort of drifting off. You're like, what? Is he trying still? And he's trying very hard, I think. He tries his hardest when he's like this.

He's like. Yeah, he does this weird thing with his face that drunk, when you do when you're drunk, like thinking like the New England thing. He's like, let me think about what should I say about New England here? I know Rhode Island's not part of it. I don't know if it's a region I don't know what the word region means seven times a week

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