10 Minutes of Schaub - BGL has BETRAYED Brendan Schaub! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #37

Episode Date: February 16, 2023

Thirty-Seventh episode of 10 Minutes of Schaub

Pulled in the comedy store, was looking for some chicks I just need a place where I can have some sex Said Booker, can you tell me where a man can do a sex? She just frowned and walked away, no was all she said Take a truck walk Annie Take a walk with me Take a

truck walk Annie Annie Annie Annie Esther goes both ways One take Welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shob

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So we did that, but that's not why you're here today. You're here to watch another 10 minutes of shops and start the timer. Now tight. Well we did that, but that's not why you're here today. You're here to watch another 10 minutes of shops and start the timer now. Tight. Well, uh, you know, as everyone may know, they're probably tuning in to see what we think about Mr. Lion. Right, right, right. Nothing big happened this week. Subreddit, right? That's horseshit. Nothing big, nothing gay, right? Nothing happened. Now I, uh, yeah, now we're going to talk about BGL and all the posts that happen

you know what I was thinking about before we play the clips where the timer has started when it comes to like how you feel about BGL being on the Reddit it's tough I mean I'm new I still think I'm pretty new it's been probably like a year of me being on the subreddit.

Gerardo's a little bit more of an OG homeless cat. Or at least you paid attention more. Yeah. But if you want to know what I think, I think that if you're evaluating what to think about BGL, and you want my opinion, big if, I think you got to go to the core values of the subreddit, of PF Changs. Look at what they say.

And one of the core values was making his face blacked out and then also making his voice distorted or blanking out his voice. So that's one thing to look at. But it's important to also go back to what we've heard from Bapa himself. One of the major core values is that you can hear things both ways. So I can see there's some people say it's a civil war. One side doesn't want any BGL stuff. The other says, this content's pretty funny. Give him a chance to maybe like a second chance because of how awful he was. But now he's coming out, releasing texts and all that stuff.

So it seems like the quintessential both ways situation. But my last thing I want to say about this, and this is a serious point I want to make. The most important core value that I've noticed. I was about to say this. Is whether the post or the content or what we do is NegFlicks or blog busts, right? In the end, isn't that what really matters? I wasn't going to say that, but yes, that's true. That is 100% true. Yeah. All right. So second most then, what would you say? Well, the number one thing

that matters most on Chang's, say it with me, sir. We don't fucking matter, dude. Oh yeah. No, you're right. You're that is the first. Yeah. Sorry that I forgot that I'm a little redacted right now. You know what? It's important that you remember, but we go through tirelessly trying at T-MOS, 10 minutes a shot. We try our best to keep BGL out of all of our content. Right. And the problem I have with him is that he is attempting to matter, dude. You think so? So it's him trying to matter. Oh, yes.

At all times. And you know what? The only thing that does matter, it doesn't have to do with anybody, is the AMA. Never saw it because it hasn't happened yet. The AMA, we were recording this a day before the AMA happens with Mr. BGL. So we don't know whether there will be Netflix or BlogBus. All we know is that we don't matter.

Yes. And with that being said, start the clip. Okay. Mr. Whole food. I know. Yeah. Okay. So for the first post, these are all posts. We only have three posters today. We have hella Mark Harley, who is, I don't know who that is. Do you know who that is? No, it's probably someone pretending to be him, right? Yeah. So the first post here is that's not very nice. Um, it says it's a post here. Go ahead and read it, Brendan. So, all right. Um, as you can see, that's not very nice. It's posted by Helen Mark Harley. And then the, the little AVI is, um, what is it? Aaron, uh, Aaron Rogers. Cause it looks like Sean Hernandez, Aaron Hernandez, Aaron Rogers. Hey brother looks like Sean. Aaron Hernandez. Aaron Rogers. Hey, brother, I don't like the way things went down between us.

You're a great friend to me. Working together makes it fucking tough. Let's meet in person if you're down when I get back. You should be proud of yourself. Thumbs up emoji. Made a point of making the white, not the yellow. Yes. And so, and so Marg replies back, so should you.

And then three yellow thumbs up. Yes. You were, and then, and then Job later on goes, you were my friend, man. And then Marg says, you weren't my friend. And Job says, maybe I didn't handle certain things always right as a boss, but to go on a podcast for what? Question mark.

And Marg says, you treat people like shit across the board first of all missed opportunity by mark when he said uh you should be proud of yourself he should have said i don't matter so he like completely takes the perspective of a uh automatically i would have been on mark's side if he did something like that i don't matter yes yeah and then he knows because he knows he's going to post it. Yes. You'd think Mark would do that because he's always talking about how he's like secretly DMing and running games and stuff.

If he was like us and into the making jokes on this stuff, he would use the lingo. Yeah. But he only, he doesn't, yeah. He wasn't thinking. Also, another thing too, I never really wanted to see Brendan Chopp texting because I knew I'd be let down that he doesn't text how he talks. I wish he would have put Pauledcast. You know what I mean? Right? Well, that would show self-awareness

for Brendan. Yeah. If he, that would be very strange if the CTE made him also write like he sounds like that would be too much. I'd be like, what kind of CTE is this? Oh, really dude. Are you in on this? Brendan? You're right. Like you sound,

I don't know. So what do you think about this? Okay. You treat people like shit across the board. He says, that's not true. LOL. Mark says,

Hey dude, shop says, it's all good. Wish you the best kind of be. That's kind of like a F you, you know, that's like, yeah. So, and then Mark writes a whole lot of stuff. He says, you realize all good. Wish you the best. That's kind of like a F you. That's like, yeah. And then Marg writes a whole lot of stuff.

He says, you realize you're going around the country telling people I send shitty dick pics. First of all, if I went around the country telling people that you sent shitty dick pics as a comedy set, would you be upset? No. Exactly. Yeah, who cares? Anyways, keep going. Well, I wouldn't want people thinking I

sent dick pics probably. Yeah, no, it wouldn't want people thinking I sent dick pics, probably. Yeah, no, it wouldn't be this big a deal. Ha ha, fucking pussy. The moment shit gets real, you need to be honest with yourself. You don't trust me like shit. You treat everyone like shit. And I try to explain that to you, but you're not interested in hearing that. Man.

Yeah, this seems like a real fight though. Yeah. Yeah, they're. Well, cat fight. Let's be honest. This is a cat fight. You think they're cats? No, they're cat fighting.

It's like, you know. Right. They're not fighting with hands. They're fighting with words. Twitter fingers type thing. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it'd be interesting

if they, as you know, we don't support violence, but it would be interesting. This could be like on Triller, like a Logan Paul, Jake Paul kind of fight where they train. That'd be, that'd be, that would be interesting. This could be like on Triller, like a Logan Paul, Jake Paul kind of fight where they train. That'd be that would be Netflix. So that

was three days ago. And then two days ago, which is a day after that post, he posted something that got blocked by the mods. I believe you can't really comment on it anymore, but he posted this DM with a Redditor called Reddit abilityditbility and uh he said lion could

you just f off please i know that you are lonely but nobody wants you here and nobody cares about you and then uh again he's missing out on the shop isms and he responds with is that a quote for mean girls which you know this was like i think this is where the Civil War started, in essence. Everyone wants to know what BGL has to say. But why is he posting this screenshot? You know what I mean? Who posted this? BGL.

This is all BGL posts. Yeah, I mean, that's not like, it's not a good enough comeback to be like, check this out. Isn't this good? Mean Girls is from 2007 or something. It's from a long time ago. It also clues you in to what BGL wants. Right. He wants notoriety.

He thinks that he has it. To go back to the 90s. Yeah. It's crazy that all these homeless people that comment on this have internet access too, right? All these homeless cats. Like, how do they even? Yeah.

They don't have homes or they work at P.F. Chang's and they're like high speed internet and they can make all these videos and stuff. How do they have, they don't have homes or they work at PF Chang's and they're like high speed internet and they can make all these videos and stuff. How do they have time to do it? You're making this orange chicken and you're also editing clips of Bapa being like, big guys can't fit in cars, but I don't know how they fit in cars or whatever.

Well, it is the Obamacare section of Reddit. That's why. So this next post from Hello Mark Harley is, Brendan just sent a podcast via i message what's up brother um decided to send you a voice note and say not to text you i don't you know for a few reasons um i don't know man i've been complaining whether hitting you back up um you seem really upset, obviously. I'm hurt, man.

If you wanted to hurt me, you got me, brother. You definitely got me. I don't understand it. I still consider you a friend. It's weird. I'm not even mad. I'm not even mad. I don't know why it's weird.

I'm not mad. I'm just hurt, man man i'm sad about it um you're a friend man you're really good friend you don't have a ton of friends um it is what it is i hope you're doing okay brother i hope you're doing so um what i'm wondering because i've heard this before is that a redaction there? Oh, like he edited it? Yeah, like there's silence twice in this clip. I don't know. There's so much going on.

They're like, I hope you're okay. A lot of the stuff that he says sounds like it could be a shop comedy special. I hope you're okay, brother. I'm not even mad. Yeah. Contemplating. Contemplating is a new, one of the people in our Discord, Jess,

found out contemplating. It's wild that Shab is so stupid that he would send this message to Mark. Yeah. You know, he's like, I'm sending a voice memo for obvious reasons, thinking like that Mark won't immediately save that message and put it up for us to laugh at yeah it is it is sad i'm not even mad brother i'm not even mad

like he's gonna appeal to this insane narcissist who's never shown any kind of like emotional intelligence whatsoever yeah and uh in hella mark harley i mean his hella is in his name he is only about himself really right you think he's gonna not download the voice memo and share it yeah after he told you that you treat him like shit and you didn't pay him that's the thing that shop does that's really bad not paying people for stuff yeah that's like that's real bad you know i would never do that well let's finish off this uh text message. If you need anything, I'm here. I don't know what you're dealing with. Um, something told me to hit you up despite all the bullshit we're dealing with. I hope you're okay, man. I truly, truly love you like a brother. You were great

to me, man. You were, you were a good dude. And, um dude and um i miss you man i hope you're okay i doubt you text me back and it is what it is you have you know you feel the way you feel and that's valid if that's the way you feel man and i wish i could change that i don't i don't know what to do you know but uh yeah i hope you're okay man that's it this does kind of sound like the voicemail that aaron hernandez would leave one of his victims yeah to like trick them into coming back so he could kill him yeah i picture shab i wonder and i want to hear what you think but i picture shab he's like sitting at a table there's an empty bottle of tiger thick yes that sweet nectar he's got a gun in his hand he's like saying this sort of like pretending, you know,

and he's loading the gun like, I'm going to use this on Marg. He's a, or just him being drunk and stupid. Why, or is there a war room? Is it like him and his trusted advisors, like Chan and the hot chip guy and whoever else is at Thick Boy. And then they have, they're coming up with their plan for how to get, you know,

get Mark Harley back, but someone else just walks in the studio like normal and interrupts. Yeah. What do you think is going on? How, like before this or during this voicemail voice memo, what do you think is going on? Well,

first of all, I don't think there's any advisory nearby. Yeah, you're right. Because they would automatically tell him, you could just record this. It doesn't matter if you're sending a text or an audio message. You could just screen grab this whole thing. Right. Somebody with best brains would be right there telling him that. Yeah.

So I believe this is Schaub on his own accord talking to Mark Harley. Yeah, you got the best brains, but you figured it right out. What can I say? I'm talking to Mark Harley. Yeah. You got the best brains, but you figured it right out. I'm being dumb, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Oh,

really dude from Mark Harley again, saying just found out Brendan's legal team wants to send me a cease and desist for violating an NDA. Let's read this, this message exchange, which by the way, it's redacted who it's from. Right. So we don't know. So we don't know who's from, we don't know who's talking to who, and hopefully knows if I get a cease and

desist, I will literally wipe my ass with it and post the video to my IG. No, you know, he's really obsessed with like getting a cease and desist order and wiping his ass with it. He says that in another post after this. Yeah. He really wants to put it in his butthole, but it's pretty, he's very theatrical. I'll say that, you know, Harley, he's a big shower of, he does big things, you know, as he gets huge and then haters will say the podcast, huge letters, you know, and the sketches are always like real blown out kind of stuff but that's what he does so this is haha yeah cnds are for pussies so he's definitely talking to a me head yeah he's i don't know yeah um i'll literally slap your entire legal team fuck i'm so thuggish it's honestly crazy t tbqh maybe to be quite honest. Oh, wow. To put the Q in.

That's a very Mark Hartley move. That should probably be blanked out, honestly. You know, like the redacted, the five things. BRB getting thug life tatted on my dick that has gills on it from all my steroid use like Brendan's hilarious joke

about me. Yeah, he's real bad. I can't imagine having a text message with a friend of mine and them using cringe stuff like this. I'm like, someone's my friend's phone. Yeah. Yeah. Um, fuck. I'm so thuggish. I don't know what that, I don't know what that means. Yeah. Yeah. That's a, that's blog bust. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, photographer sirs. Yeah. You're a blog bust. Yeah. This one's called don't push me. And it's a email to Brendan Schaub entitled seasoned exist, which is Brendan Schaub is him for seasoned exist. Okay.

So that's funny. Yes. I'll give you that. That might be the first funny joke, but good. So good. Hey dude, heard your legal team wants to send me a cease and desist letter. Don't stop them. Encourage them. Actually no need to send. Tell them I'll pick it up in person. Take a shit on the senior partner's desk and then wipe my ass with a document and

live steam that bitch. You see what I'm saying? He spelled steam. Yeah. He said steam. Yeah. It's just why, why is it necessary to wipe your ass with a cease and desist? You know what I mean? Also, he's using law firm language as like somebody that watches TV. You know, they're like watch Law & Order or like Suits. There's not necessarily a senior partner. That's just a... Anyways, please do this.

I live for this kind of conflict. I live for this kind of destruction. Please continue to make stupider decisions. I bet you prayer emoji. I live for this kind of destruction. Please continue to make stupider decisions. I bet you prayer. I beg you. I beg you. Make sure to forward this to that entire bitch ass legal team. That's wasted a million dollars this year, helping your irreparably helping you irreparably destroy your reputation. Yeah. It sounds like somebody on Kratom. Yeah. So deductions wise, where are you at with BGL? Like, what do I think?

Yes. You know, I'm sticking to the core values, B. Is it Netflix or BlogBussa? Right now, it's kind of Netflix. Like, I'm enjoying reading this stuff. All right. So now the first clip we have is from the infamous BGL on Red Bar stream, which unfortunately we all had to tune into a certain

YouTube channel to watch it. Right. Honestly, I did kind of laugh because I don't know unique at all and everyone hates him. This is the first time me hearing him. Yeah. I knew he was like the guy that had the video shop ruining his life. Yeah. But, um, it was making me laugh every once in a while when he's like, ask him about the YouTube. He kept doing it. And by like the third or fourth time, I was like, okay, I'm kind of thinking this is funny.

Ask him about showing YouTube again. It made me laugh. I'm just being honest. But, uh, it's from Rogan and Shorty Pipe. Uh, it's called everything you need to know about the red bar Bush waiter interview.

I want to give you one more chance. You know, talking bad about them could really help your career. You really don't have many options left here after you're being fired for them. This could make you a big star. They've got a lot of enemies, enough enemies to support you for life. I'm going to ask you again. Is there anything you could think of?

Something juicy. Something good. It can't just be, you know, Brandon is kind of mean to me during the work. Something good that could be in the papers. A headline. Can you think of anything? This is going to be your last chance here.

Yeah, I I'm going to have to put all that information in my own video. There you go. Okay. Alright, well, hello mark harley thank you for your bravery and we are awaiting your video we hope you've got some uh more dirt than that little belittling to have him on the phone because i just listened to the audio i didn't realize that he held up the phone like that yeah kind of a power move so harley is saying that he

may have his own video coming out where he's going to dish some, or he's going to do a real big dish. Yeah. I wonder, I wonder. I also like, I like the end of that where he's like, you know, this is the end of the line for you. You have nothing going on. Say something bad. Cause you got nothing else. That made me laugh. Cause I like seeing Mark kind of troll it a little bit you know yep yeah yeah i don't know the whole i don't know mark i don't know if he has anything other than we all know that brendan's a mush mouth you know what i mean right well he just said the cheating that's that's about it that's what i've heard this one's from haphazard uh it's called the ghost of

theo continues to haunt the show that kind of shit i can can't stand. It's got to make sense. I know. All right. Well, did the aliens put that balloon over Montana? They took it down. Yeah. Oh, shit. It was fucking king of the sting stuff. He said it made him sad.

It makes me sad. I can see the fucking past. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? I got Theo looking at me and I have to be sad because he betrayed us. Oh, that's going to be on the blogs. He asked me to come in so he could leave and we realize that now.

This was his whole plan. I don't understand what the inside joke is with the voice. But I do think it's funny that Theo gadooshed them. He said goodbye because he's way funnier than all of you, and he's on to better things.

And you knew that. There's no way you didn't know that. So this one's, again, posted by Haphazard. It's called, Are They Taking Submissions Directly from Changs Now? CT is real. Brendan confused Tropic Thunder, the movie, with the store Hot Topic. This was from a couple years ago. Oh, wow.

We got to see this. I was telling a couple of kids, stealing some stuff at Tropic Thunder. Oh yeah, I've done that before. I think you've done it on Golden Hour. He did it on Golden Hour, but this way he did it switched. He was trying to reference Hot Topic and he called it Tropic Thunder. No, on this show. On the other one. On this show, he was talking about Tropic Thunder.

I said Hot Topic. Yes, I remember that. Wow. on this show. On the other one. On this show, he was talking about Tropic Thunder. I said Hot Topic 3. Yes, I remember that. Wow. UCT is real, bro. Oh, Jesus. You know some stuff at Tropic Thunder? Oh, yeah. You got it.

Let's do that. Hot Topic. I called it Tropic Thunder. Caught it myself. Caught it myself. Caught it myself. Don't do that. Caught it myself.

That's fine. Now you didn't catch yourself here at Golden Hour. No, you guys caught me. Why don't you do not do that anymore?ught it myself. That's fine. Don't. Now you didn't catch yourself here at golden hour. We want you to not do that anymore. Switch it back and forth. Yeah. You know what I mean? Topic center, hot topic. It's just, it's not even another movie.

You're communicating. No, it's a store. It's a fucking store. With a movie, a comedy movie. Yeah. I want them to keep doing stuff like that, but it just gets progressively worse and worse. Like Brendan thought the microwave was a toaster and he put bread in it. Turn the studio. Remember when you turned the studio on fire? Yeah. I'm just like, I guess Brendan thought that a moving car was a mailbox.

It's like, it just gets worse and worse. It's dangerous. I hope they keep it up. Yeah. Show all of, please. I hope I want the golden hour to just be a read that clips of Brendan doing things wrong. Brendan doing stuff wrong is Netflix every time. All right. So this next one is posted by haphazard again. It's called the cracks in the facade are finally starting to show the picture. Of course, the thing about him is he, Pete is famous and he was famous before he started dating women, but Pete

got famous because of dating. It's like a thing now, but Leonardo DiCaprio is famous because of acting. So it's a little different. Oh, he's one of the greatest actors of our generation. We know, dude. I'm saying. He comes from a different era, though.

Yeah. Getting mad at brendan is hilarious yeah just because you can't take it anymore you're there with him for an hour and he just says redacted thing after redacted thing and you're just like enough you have to pay attention to the words you can't just say the first thing think about it you freaking dog you dog brain idiot all right so this next one from haphazard is uh called he takes it so serious that he almost didn't pick his nose on camera come out like willie beeman oh i'm sorry i take my job serious i'm sorry. Schaub is the Joker. I'm curious you wouldn't interrupt. Why so serious? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Welcome to the Golden Hour. My name is Eric Griffin.

This is Brendan Schaub. That's Chris D'Elia. Welcome to another. Is this the. I mean, I don't know if I'd watch a podcast if everyone was just in sweat. What would that have to do with the podcast? I don't know. I wonder if Schaub watches podcasts. You know, most people listen don't know. I wonder if Shab watches podcasts.

You know, most people listen. I know people are watching this on YouTube. Yeah. I don't know if I watch a podcast. And he's not into sweats. He was wearing sweats in that other one. What is it? Diet Starts Monday thing?

Oh, yeah, yeah. That's all sweats. It's another of any size moment. So this one is, again from haphazard it's called the assault on chris is escalating it goes to show you never know what's never know bro never know you never know so what are you gonna do with the car now uh i got a new car guy that used to be business partners with greg i need to talk to that guy can you hit yeah can you hit yeah yeah i got you guys because Cause I'm stressed out. I'm like,

Whoa, Whoa. I don't need seven Ferraris. We got to do something. Yeah. I mean, no, no, you're not right.

I don't have seven Ferraris. You might, but no, I don't want that. No, I know. Cause you're trying to make money. A large part of shops.

Comedy is touching people next to him. Yeah. You know, and like Callan, D'Elia Griffin. He just loves that. He thinks that's so funny to be like, hey, I'm gay. This is what gay people do, isn't it? Okay, Mr. Whole Foods. Okay.

Pico de Gallo. Again, we got another haphazard clip. It's called, how would anyone get confused while using this? Oh, they're not actually in the water The other pride terrified that's still pretty bad stress on a fish here's my problem If I'm taking a hot shit, I can't see the fish. Yeah. And the shirt says Dicey.

Is that Thick Boy merch? What? I didn't even notice that. That's a good shirt right there. The shirt says Dicey. That's some good Thick Boy merch. Oh my God. Yeah. Wow. He wants to...

He's balls deep in fish and at any moment he's got to see him. So the hammer, the flower horn, even if he's taking a shit, he's got to be somewhere else. Let's see the rest. But that doesn't look good. The top of it doesn't look good. When I get confused, I'd shit in the tank.

There was a guy who... But shit in the tank. There was a guy who shit in the tank. I mean. When you were younger. How could you be in danger of pooping in the fish tank? It went from somewhat funny to very redacted. Yeah, he's going to upper deck his own fish tank. I don't think that's a fear many people have. All right.

So this is another one posted by Haphazard. It's called, He's Just Like Those Spotted Dogs. Okay. I like the title, it's very ambiguous. I'm so nervous. My nuts are up into my stomach. Assholes, good luck getting in there, buddy. Let me see it.

What? Okay. Let me make sure, let me loosen things up. There's spots. Oh, you're all puckered. Hope you like spots. You're puckered. Ding-dong, ding-dong. No, good luck You're puckered. Ding, dong, ding, dong. No, good luck.

Oh, my God. Go, Brayley, dude. Enjoy the... You like Dalmatians? Dalmatians. Hold on. Hold on. I know what I was going to say.

Say that again. You like Dalmatians? Psoriasis. Let's hear it one more time. Dalmatians. I'm going to give you another chance for a time to think about it. What is it? English is your first language.

I need you to fucking... No, no, no. Si, si, si. Bueno. Bueno. I'm not from this country. You're talking about the dog with spots? No.

What are you thinking? What are you talking about? Say it for me so I can hear it. Let me see if you're thinking the same thing. Well, you said Dalmatian because you said you have spots. Dalmatians. That's what I said. Dalmatian.

How do you say it? Dalmatian. Dalmatian. That's what I said. Don't say Dal How do you say it? Dalmatian. Dalmatian. That's what I said. Don't say Dalmatian. Oh, you're talking about the dog? That'd be animation. You're confusing.

You're mixing animation. Let it play. Let it play. I guess if a Dalmatian was animated, it'd be a Dalmatian. It's a Dalmatian. Right. Dude, I'm thinking of a doll. Right.

That's animated. Got it. It's a Dalmatian. Got it. My bad. You're talking about the dog? That's right. Got it. It's a Dalmatian. Got it. My bad. You're talking about the dog? That's right. No, no, no.

Oh, that would make sense. The reference makes sense because dogs have spots. I'm talking about a spotted doll that's animated. Wait a minute. Oh, my God, dude. I feel like I've lost IQ points right now. The first thing I thought was pause it, get on the phone with your agent, get Brennan Schaub

as a judge on the Westminster Dog Show so he can just mess up all the dog names. Yeah. Right now we have the, I can't even think of what the the Weiner, we have Weiner dogs and then we have the Russell Terriers and the

this is the Labrador I mean, it would be amazing. The Rodweiler. The Rodweiler. We should go through all the dog. But yeah, but then he's like doing a bit where he's like, I didn't mess it up. It's actually Dalmatian, which is a doll with spots on it and all this. This is like kindergarten level brain functionality, you know?

It's like. Yeah, the teacher has left the class. Yeah. This is not being able to taste what lemon is. Yeah. A segment of the podcast. Let's see. Dalmatian.

What? Dalmatian. There you go. Yeah, that's good. And what is that car that's really expensive, made in England by hand? Bentley. What's the other one?

Not a Royals. Roy's. Rolls Roy's. Yeah. other one? Not a Royals. Roy's. Rolls Roy's. Yeah. Not that. Not a Royals Roy's. There you go. But a Rolls Roy's.

Well, dude. See, you're not in the club. Royale. You probably call a cheeseburger like the rest of the sheep call it. A cheeseburger. Yeah. I call it a Royale with cheese. Got it.

I see. So you're adding in other languages. You know what it is? It's for the 1%. It's for the Europeans. No, I see. So you're adding in other languages. You know what it is? It's for the 1%. It's for the Europeans. No, I talk, hey, I talk for the 1%. No, no, I know. I appreciate that.

Royals Royce. Your royalty. A Dalmatian. This is a video I'm- This is, you know, watching him and knowing that he has a Royals Royce. I almost said Royals Royce because he said it. Knowing that he has a Rolls Royce. I almost said Royals Royce because he said it. Knowing that he has a car like that, it makes me think that there really is no ethical consumption under capitalism.

Yeah. How could somebody that stupid reach the point where they can afford that kind of stuff? Shouldn't be the way. We're sitting here recording this in our parents' basement. All right. So this next one's posted by Haphazard. Again, it's called, This is What They Think About Their Fans. It's a Golden Hour clip.

See, when women, they don't like, when they start feeling like, oh, it's not happening, they start setting up a new camp. Yep. While they're with you so they can make an easy transition. They're already recruiting. Yeah, it's already mid-season. And by the way, I already knew, it's like anytime you hear a girl talking about

a dude, oh, this is this guy I work knew. It's like anytime you hear a girl talking about a dude, oh, this is this guy I work with. If they mention him more than two times- Even once. That's the dude, okay? That's funny. You keep hitting the table. It's making me furious. Yeah.

Well- He's still mad. But here's the deal, though. Yeah, can I have some emotion sometimes? People have commented on the banging at the table. Oh, sorry. That's all good. That's when Eric's doing a hot take.

Zoom in on me right now for the people that are talking about that. I'm talking about my emotions and feelings, okay? You got cheated on. Hold on. So she told him. My opinion. Oh, my God. Yeah, the subtext is always like, see, the thing is women are stupid.

And Chubb's like, yeah, yeah. Yep. And D'Elia's like, I could go for days about this time. All right, well, now we're on to Rogan and Shorty Pie clips here. It's Bapa discusses strict carnivore while drinking diet Coke, the subject of cutting people out of his life resurfaces. But so you do an elimination diet. There's no doubt that diet helps with your psoriasis.

No fucking doubt. I saw instant decline in spots when i went carnivore and then i was like i can't just look they think it's a gut issue but stress your gut is affected by stress your gut is affected by whatever of course there's an incongruity in your life i have a whole idea about that there's a miss that's okay we all have it oh yeah and you know that your body's just saying hey bro get let's get back to get your shit on track that's all. That's okay. Cut some people out of your life.

Whatever it is. It's all just tell the truth, tell the truth, tell the truth, tell the truth. That's it. If I can say anything to anybody who's young, just fucking tell the truth and do things for people because it's the right thing to do. That's it. Well, I do things for people. I still have spots.

Yes. Yeah. Well, your spots are- The truth is not doing what I need to do to run a business. All of that, of course. There's probably... Look, it's fucking hard. It's all hard.

It's like you're going to fail all the time. You know, it's like... And you make mistakes. And then we all... We take shortcuts. We don't want to deal with that over there. We don't want to hurt this person. We don't want to...

It's fucking... You know, I know. Then you get spots. And then you can't have cookies anymore. What? I don't want to... It's fucking... You know, I know. Then you get spots. Then you can't have cookies anymore. What? I don't know. It's hard to pay attention because he keeps rubbing his leg.

Yeah. And it takes your eyes off of the... And then Brian's doing this whole like tell the truth thing. It's like, oh, wow. I mean, if Brian's saying that, am I not supposed to tell the truth? Yeah, right.

He's trying to do this like grind set, you know, talking to young people, advice thing. It's like, I don't want advice from you. I don't want to be selling 700 flip-flops yeah and have like investigations out of me also i like how they're saying tell the truth and but they're being very like ambiguous about what they're actually talking about at the same time they're like you know cut people out of your life yeah you're right yeah you know it's running we're running a business but they won't talk about the details of all those yeah they. They won't say who is it?

All right. So here we go. This is another one. It's posted by playful Wolverine 95. It's called two grand. I'll slap my wife. Be back. And then a little spice that went ding.

Oh, you got scammed. Fuck. You got, I told my grandma, don't save any money. We're not getting our money back. We got scammed.

She's like, no, I'm like, do not communicate with them. They got, yeah them they got you they got you and i slapped her good skin what i slapped her what two grand bitch i'd love to see you try to slap joanna she'd fucking count she would fuck me up it wouldn't be a chris rock will smith thing oh no i'd have my hands she would fucking oh dude. Savage, yeah. She wouldn't fuck you. Strong.

Strong. She'd give it back. Nice. Nice. Knock her out. You're wearing a nice shirt. No, I like your... No, we're having fun on the show, right? Yeah, sure.

Yeah, knock you and her out, right? Right? Right? That's the world we live in, right? Hey. Hey. Right? Because that's just physics.

That's a lot of physics. It's just physics, right? That's a lot of physics. I'd kill you right now. And I want to. And that shows you how far I've come in third. Wow. a lot of physics. It's just physics, right? I'll kill you right now. And I want to. And that shows you how far I've come in third. Wow. Oh, my God.

I like this shirt. Orange part matches the little part on his shoe that's orange. You know he's still doing that. Look at that little orange thing. Yeah. Like in his 40s. I'm not, you know, I gave that up in high school or like shortly after high school.

And then it's funny that he would make that joke. He'd make that joke after Dana White. He made a big deal out of all that. Dana White slapping his wife. Papa has no self-awareness as usual. He said that he would slap his wife

and use her as a human shield to save his children. Somebody check in on Joanna. Somebody check in on Messican, okay? Make sure she's okay. All right, so this next one's called, I always thought Swartzen's Italian Lego was a whiff dud of a roast joke, but apparently it was iconic for lids and sclob posted by Rogan and Shorty Pie.

Let's see what this is about. Nick Swartzen was there i posted a picture and flipped me off nick swartzen was there because he was doing somewhere and uh then they reached out to him like hey you want it you want to do uh look at him look at him he's so great italian lego but how about your viking suck ass though boom how about you look like a italian lego dude good god didn't Chris Swartzen call you an Italian Lego yeah Chris Swartzen? God, I love him, though. I love him. Here's the thing. You Italian Lego.

I like that. Nope, that's somebody else's. I know, but I stole it. I stole it. I'm a thief. They commissioned shaming slap fighting. Are you out of your mind? DC.

Daniel Cormier. How dare you? Dude, all the clips should be like that thing. That's hilarious. The ending is so funny look at his stupid face that's amazing oh that was great work yeah the end is so funny italian lego has a good disc but it made the ending with his funny looking face made me forget

all of that that's the important stuff yeah you know uh all right so this next one's called boppa lost his lion tamer you look like a redacted insert noun here opener david lucas diddler mentions michael anochi and instinctively checks his phone posted by rogan is shorty pie let's see this is well uh shout out to david lucas he's been with me for over two years now he's headlined on his own give me up today was he came in i can't make naples i was like that's the third week i'm gonna make he's like because i sold out san jose last week one night he did he's like he's been doing one nights and selling them out he's like dude he's like let me know what i can do i'm like hold up don't apologize this is how it should work bro like go

your thick ass just flew out of the nest yeah you make money give me 10 oh that's so cool that's so cool that's so cool and no she's starting to do his own shit too i fucking love that that's the goal you know yeah yeah but it's tough it's bittersweet dude because you like i'm doing the road with oh we had so much fun man i'm bummed out bummed out yeah well you know because first it was chapelle and then chapelle moved on headline now david lugas he moved on head to headlining. But getting back to this. Eric's like, can we get out of this territory real quick? Yeah, he's like, nobody goes on a headline for me.

Or he just doesn't want to go into the title of the clip. And neither do I. Oh, really? All right. So this one's from Rogan and Shorty Pie again. Very believable account of how gross Scoob is. Otherwise, it's just another unfunny lie that does nothing but make him look bad. All right, let's see what this is about.

I use the towel till my girl switches it out. It might be two and so. I do two or three. I don't care. Two or three. Unless there's a streak on or something. You know, that happens from time to time. Right, folks?

And I told us. I said, bitch, I told you, no white towels. A streak on a towel? That never happens. If that's happening to you and you're watching this, get help. It's happened to me a couple times.

You got a streak on a bath towel? How? Do you ever never use white towels? Come to think of it, no. Yeah, see, use white towels with block bussa, you know what I mean? But like, don't you use it after the shower? Yeah, but also to use it after the shower, but sometimes you don't get up in there.

I don't know how often you're in your butthole. I mean, I don't think anyone wants to know. I'll just say keep it clean. All right, let's see the rest of this. Come out of your shower and there's a shit stain. Sometimes it didn't wash. Is the water even on?

Yeah, he just stands in there. Sometimes it's tough, bro. You get that doogie stain. Well, this towel's broke. It happened to me once recently where I was surprised. I'm not saying this happens all the time. Shab, Delia, neither a good look. Neither a good look.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It did happen to me recently and I was not happy about it. You really want to be the Eric Griffin in this clip. Say nothing. Okay. So this one's again from Rogan and Shorty Pie. Classic narcissistic, double standard. Bapa hates when other drivers use their phones. If the chombies are riding with him, then says he's done long emails while driving, but it's okay since his kids weren't with him. Alright, so we got a contradiction in this one here. It drives me nuts. It's triggering for me.

If I see somebody on their phone, I'm in the car with my kids. I'm like, I will fight you, dude. It's nuts. It's autonomous driving. What are you, scrolling Twitter? We have 30 followers? get the fuck off your phone 80 miles an hour

i've actually yeah i've i've done what's the worst thing you've done while driving on your phone oh i've sent emails and shit like that's what i'm saying i've've purchased shit on Amazon. Oh, wow. That's a bad one. Wait, I've actually. Yeah. I mean, I don't trust Papa driving with or without texting. Yeah. You know, he shouldn't be behind the wheel of a vehicle at all.

He's too rejected. Yeah. The kid shouldn't be in the car with him. Somebody should probably be help raising the kids. It's like a flashback too for Bapa because he, when he sees somebody on their phone,

he's thinking of that time he had to pull the little kid out and be like, hey, have you seen Moana? Yeah. Or Moana.

So he's reliving that every time. Hard. Hard. Hard to deal with. Hard to deal with. All right. So this one is again, Rogan and Shorty Pie.

It's called Diddler Perks Up when he hears about Bill Gates being rich enough to not care what people know. with. Hard to deal with. Alright, so this one is again Rogan and Shorty Pie. It's called Diddler Perks Up When He Hears About Bill Gates Being Rich Enough To Not Care What People Know He Went To Epstein Island A Bunch Of Times. Let's see. Yeah, it's like Bill Gates when they're like that reporter goes, hey, you went to Jeff Epstein's island 38

times? He goes, yeah. Do you have anything to say about it? He goes, I don't know what to say about it. Is that real? Yeah, that's real. He's like, I'm Bill Gates. Like, yeah, I was there. Fuck it. What do you want me to do?

What are you going to do? I'm a billionaire. What are you going to do, bitch? And then everyone's like, okay, next question. He's like, yeah, next. Bill Gates. Next question. Dude, imagine if he did that.

They just see the world completely different. All right. Well, this next one's again from Rogan and Shorty Pie. It's called Brenda displays some of his top-notch comedic riffing. So let's see what this is about. It looks like a LeBron James. Wow. Look at his finger.

Kareem's finger. Can I? Oh, yeah. Hold on. What's going on there? It's the size of our dick. That looks like a witch's cane. That's incredible. So how about post game? That's a magical finger. That finger just, that might put a curse on him. I'd be like, why are you pointing

at me? That finger's going to cost me. Why does it look like a twig you'd find in like hiking? Your finger is going to cost, you're casting a spell on me with that finger. I don't trust that in like hiking your finger is gonna cut you're you're casting a spell on me with that finger is your finger a turd um and then you see his finger and it's totally straight after yeah i'm like whoa what the fuck all right so let me ask you brendan yeah what's better that finger being a witch's cane or a turd which is cane which is cane is great a turd the turd was bad i kind of like the to be, I thought the twig thing is kind of funny.

Yeah. His finger does look strange. This might be the one moment of the day where a broken clock is right, or twice a day. Yeah. And that's one of Schaub's decent takes. The turd thing is a little dicey-dicey because Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is black. Well, he's wearing a dicey shirt, B.

Yeah, he's in the mode. He's in dicey mode. He's going to call Blackfingers poop. That's just going to happen. You put on the dicey shirt, he's going to say some stuff. All right? His shirt matches his shoes. All right, so this one is, again, Rogan and Shorty Pie. It's called

A Side Effect of Barndoor's Addiction. Let's see what this is about. Do you know what you would become addicted to? And I mean, you have an addictive personality. Cock. Whatever you don't. That, if you got it proper. If you got it proper.

Proper cock in my mouth. If you got it proper, yep. Morning sex, I'll be married. I can't anymore. When I was younger, it was my favorite, dude. My favorite. The problem is you got that dick breath. I wake up, my breath smells like fucking hot shit.

What is with your breath? It's your breath, you idiot. I know, but my girl has to... I'm trying to kiss her and I got fucking dick breath. Are y'all doing morning sex? Dick breath. I don't even know what to say anymore. Why does he keep doing it?

It's not funny. Someone tell this idiotic meathead to stop it. You know, it would be funny if he was an experienced blower. You know what I mean? Yeah. If he actually, somebody in his life has got to sit him down and be like, Hey man, you gotta stop these stupid fucking jokes about being gay. Yeah. They're not funny and they're homophobic and you're a moron. Yeah. Stop. Stop your meathead bullshit. At least the frequency of it. It's like, it's never funny if you do it all the time. It's never been funny ever. Yeah. It never will be funny. Hey, you're kind of hot. I think we might be gay. Right. That's like his crowd work. Look

at this guy in the front. What am I? So good. Cock. Shut up. Stop it. All right. So this one's again, Rogan is shorty pie. It gets funnier every time. Scoob. That's why your views are skyrocketing. Let's see here. And as far as longevity, a career in 25 years, there's never been a better athlete period than LeBron James over 25 years.

He's right. He's like, so the argument that Mike joins the best of all time, for sure. For those eight years, there's not better basketball player on the planet. But as far as over time, it's Le For those eight years, there's not a better basketball player on the planet. But as far as over time, it's LeBron.

He's right. My question, though, always to those guys is this. Whose dick's bigger? If you had, I don't know about that, but if you had. MJ. Really? That's what I heard. We're going to peace.

Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. How many dicks is that? A lot. Oh my god. Good choice for our last clip. Oh, you don't want any more? No, no, I'm saying for like the editing, the Reservoir Dogs thing. Yeah, no, no, we got more clips.

Because we got a lot of clips this week. There's a lot of shit happening with BGL stuff, but all these clips. Yeah, you know I'm a numbers guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Per capita, I'm down. I mean, per capita,'m down i mean per capita dude number one podcast talking about dick is uh t fat k maybe all right so this next one is posted by rogan and shorty pie again called tom bout ownership of failure in relation to tennis greats then it gets oddly specific make your own inferences lopez underwear underwear let's see they're so fucking good and when you see people playing them they've

trained they train they work so hard they're six they're playing they're hitting the ball and then somehow somehow even with a foot injury that fucking adult comes back from two to so much better they are at tennis than you and you just see them you see the best in the world go like this the guys who's number four ownership complete he goes he just goes yeah he's sitting in his chair like this and he's like i couldn't yeah i took all the ownership yeah i got it but it's so funny it's so funny i can't it does work though like to jaco's credit like you know i have to run a business and when things mess up and you know it's not your fault and you're dealing with you know whoever YouTube or bent pixels and they're like what happened with this and you're just

like that's on me the team goes oh thank God he took the brunt of it it's his business he takes the brunt of it so that people feel better about it well they like stuff to do because you know somebody fucked up you want to be like no I know hey dude I told you to post that last week and like oh i forgot if you that's on me unpack it unpack it's on me unpack it like this it's on me if the thumbnails suck if the clips suck if people aren't watching you there might be a thousand reasons at the end of the day nobody out there cares no what they don't nobody cares bottom line all that matters is are are the numbers there and are people listening or

watching or buying your product or whatever it might be that's all that matters what's similar he's right he's right though what are we gonna say what is going on dude he's right when he says that you know the work that serena williams put into winning all those grand slams is very similar to making the right kind of thumbnail for YouTube. So I don't have, it's just, uh, yeah. What are we doing?

How'd you get from tennis to talking about your boring ass numbers? Lopez. That's not. Yeah. Who cares? Dude. Why are you still talking about this? I know we've been recording for a while today.

My fucking brain hurts, dude. Yeah. There's been a lot of redacted stuff that we have to, this is like exposing our lot, watching clips like this all the time, and we don't watch as much as the other chefs, but watching this kind of stuff is like working in a power plant

and being near potentially radiation. Yeah. It is dangerous, and we all need to realize that. We are doing this for fun, but there could be repercussions, B, if you're watching this right now, even you watching this right now, even you, watching this right now. And you know what, dude?

You got to look at the chefs long and hard. Thank them, dude. I thank them all. But the ones I really care about are the ones on the Patreon. Cheap Hardware, ASW, Hap just joined, Natalie. Yeah. Those are, and all the

other people that I don't remember but those are the ones I care about we got the last clip for today dude thank fucking god we've done a lot my head hurts Bapa's in fine form today a nonsensical caveat use a CT flare

a drawl and a Maniscalco all under 25 seconds posted by Rogan and Shorty Pie let's see here. So my problem is they're on their phones. Number two is that they're in Jordans, right? And then my third caveat there was I forget now, and I'm trying to draw this out, but I had another problem with this picture.

Oh, this was the third quarter. They stopped the game. And they're in 13th place. They need this one the third quarter. They stopped the game. And they're in 13th place. They need this win. They lost. The Maniscalco thing was in. Are you, aren't you embarrassed? They stopped the game.

Oh my God. I got on Gina. Nobody. All right, I'll stop doing Maniscalco. But yeah, I don't, I didn't understand that clip, but I did like that it had LeBron James in it because Rogan and Shorty Pie is probably the LeBron James of subreddit. Yeah.

God, dog, another Rogan and Shorty Pie clip. I can't believe that dude makes so many clips, and they're all so Netflix, dude. Yeah, so that's the show. One thing I do want to say, on an earlier episode, I talked about the guy that does the T-Fat K stuff. We watched a clip where Bop is a fish. That guy sucks ass.

I hate those clips. They're the worst. So goodbye. See you next week.