10 Minutes of Schaub - Blagcent in Comedy has gone TOO FAR! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #87

Episode Date: January 30, 2024

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And I crashed my favorite T-Rex. So what I'm gonna tell insurance cause they know I take lots of credit. So what you doing here? I'm redacted. I'm redacted I'm redacted Photographers, shopper buses Where you going when Jeff Diles around?

And I feel and I feel when I just want to have some dear love. Can I do the show alone? One take. It's time for my favorite time of the week. When you get near, bother to try to speak. Release surprises today. You better act gay or watch 10 minutes of shop. Welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shop. Thanks for tuning in.

Thank you so much. Yeah, it's great. We really appreciate all the fans. Yeah, a lot of people like the Schultz impersonation from the last episode. Most liked. Yeah, ever heard of it, Deity? But anyways, you have any shows to plug? I have a lot of shows, but just follow me on Instagram, Gerardo Comedy on Insta. Same, same.

Check out our Patreon if you're interested. We just reviewed Pete Davidson's last special, Turbo Fonzarelli. Yes, I'm surprised you remember the name. I know, it took me, well, we recorded an episode before this. Yeah. That's why I remember it. You know, seven days ahead of this episode. Cooney did laugh three times for Turbo Fonzarelli.

So go tune into that. Go douche him all you want. We started it over fucking Reddit, dude. Raccoon underscore tweeties. Yeah. Reddit. Yeah. I don't know too much about Reddit.

Yeah. I don't really know it. He's very trepidatious about the Reddit, dude. Yeah. Yeah. He's a lot of crazy people on Reddit. There's a lot of people that, you know, dark. He's already called you guys, what, people that live in their mom's basement, you said,

or something like that? Yeah. There's a lot of like profiles that don't even have like a, like, it's like, why would I care? It's almost like, why would I care what a cat thinks, you know? Yeah. A lot of C-clamps off air from him. Yeah, dude. Yeah. A lot of sea clamps off air from him. Yeah, dude.

There's a lot of that going on. Yeah, he's like, there are egg profiles, cat profiles, homeless people, stuff like that. And the last thing is, you know, Raccoon Tweety is our other show. It's moved to Thursday. Yes. Right? Seven times a week. So check that out if you're interested in that.

But anyways, that is not what we do. We also do voicemails on the other show. It's 775-557-TIMOS. Ah. And we love the impressions you guys do. Send us in your songs. We love it all. And we play those on record in Tweety's. Sorry. Arkansas is different. Most of the voicemails end up being

also about Chop. Dolphins fuck people. Which we like. There was somebody who commented on dolphins and their what is their word? Prolition? Prolition. What is that word I'm looking for? I don't know. The prolition.

We'll go with prolition. It's not a word. We're talking about similarities and differences, dude. That's the difference between us and shop. Dude, we ask if we're correct when we say a word we don't know. But now it's prolition. So they have a prolition to fuck people, these dolphins. But anyways, that's not why you're here.

Why you're here is to watch 10 Minutes of Shop. So start the timer, play the chain clip. Okay so we have uh got a light week at chains because unfortunately shop has had some complications with his little critter they call him right but i heard it's going it's good the surgery is good so good glad to hear it it's a long work week at the shop verse so uh let's see uh what this first clip is though I don't believe it has anything to do with that. It's called, quote, I can do your job and you can never do mine. B-Shop. So I think that's a quote by Brendan Shop.

This is posted by OneUsual4460. The Flair is Mr. Whole Foods. Mr. Whole Foods. Let's see here. People always walk up to me and they're like, you have the dream job. You have the greatest job in the world. I love your job. Do you people realize that I deal with more crying naked men?

They're the human resources guy at Chippendales. Speaking of fighting, the married to the same woman for 20 years. Is this Tom Brady? Dicey dicey. years. Is this Tom Brady? Dicey, dicey. Ooh. What about Tom Brady? Is this Tom Brady? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Tom Brady, yeah. It's like that, yeah. Dude, with that smile, he definitely slangs dick, dude. Oh, yeah. I mean, bald man. This is one of the three bald men that have ever had sex. Early stoppage is my sex life solid

yeah no this is way better I know a little bit about boring fights my sex life is like a fight between two wrestlers I jump in there I grind a lot

until everybody loses interest did you guys hear that Brock Lesnar what's that guy's name now I'm dead I'm like so lot until everybody loses interest. What's that guy's name? I'm now I'm dead. I'm like, so Adam something. I don't know. Adam 22.

He does stand up. No, that guy's funny. Let me see here. He loses interest. That guy on the left. I don't know who that is. I know this is Brian Callen, right? Yeah.

I can't believe I forgot that. He guys hear that Brock Lesnar is back? Sean. I appreciate the fact that you came out here tonight for looking for a fight that I'm going to tell you who his opponent is right here tonight. He's going to be fighting Matt Zara. Matt's going to lose 30 pounds to get into the heavyweight division.

Obama's on his way out. This is a little weird, but I've been studying presidents over the last hundred years. Every one of them come in powerful, vibrant, with their own hair color. Right? Every one of them go out looking like Bernie Sanders. So my question is this. If Bernie Sanders goes in looking like Bernie Sanders, what the fuck is he going to look like when he comes out? He's crushing.

My gut says Hillary. Now, I know a lot of you young fucking weirdos like Bernie Sanders. No, be cool. I don't get it. You realize he's going to fucking die, right? No, I'm serious. This guy's going to fucking die. If he gets into the white house, it's literally going to be a weekend at Bernie's. Okay. Wow. Yeah. I mean, Hey Dana White. I was surprised. I thought it was going to be much worse.

It was either. Hey Dana White. I was surprised. Or Hey Dana White. You're a blog boss. Yeah. But no, I mean,

you know, that was, that was better than Shabby. Interesting choices though. Yeah. No Bud Light. No Bud Light joke. Yeah.

I was expecting a prop. Yeah. Yeah. No, like, look at you guys yeah he didn't address the ladies in the crowd too or the city he's in hollywood different no different no use of the word different no use of the word different so he's got a good baseline but he could shop it up a little bit right yeah yeah i mean he's he's doing his own thing yeah he bet on himself that

night you quit instead of mr holf was Cracker Barrel, something like that? We'll work on it. I'll hit him up, yeah. All right, so this next one's posted by Pharrell80s. It's called the Woke Wall. Yeah, dude, I love Woke Wall. I'm a Woke Wall stuff. It involves your favorite comedian.

Yeah, sure. I mean, I'm ready to slap a chair. Boom. I don't know. I just feel like if that goal is, which what you said yesterday, is like really nurturing this talent and like creating comedians. Boom! It's like the whole idea is to be able to, you just, it's like a premise factory.

Yeah. It's like, it's just like pumping out premises. Dolphins fuck people. Yeah. Oh, really, dude? Dolphins fuck people Dolphins fuck people Hey are you listening to me How come when I say that Everybody's not running around That's insane

How about if I say it like this Dolphins fuck some of us Like yeah there's those feelings Sometimes where you say a line You're like oh yeah this is going to be something You have to fucking know man Like, yeah, there's those feelings sometimes where you say a line, you're like, oh, yeah, this is going to be something. You have to fucking know, man. I've had some bits that became, like, real good bits.

That's a problem, man. That's a problem. You cannot be so serious with comedy if your comedy is going to be just like fucking act out and like looking at pussy. And then I assume that's what, yeah. And then that, whatever that,

I mean that you should just never do, even if, whether you're gonna be serious or not, he just looks so ridiculous. Like how are you still taking yourself seriously when you have on this costume and a cigar? Yeah. And you got, you got the mustache and the,

the hair and you're still acting as if you're, uh, like a professor or something. Yeah. You know, be goofy if you're going to be goofy. Yeah, dude.

Yeah. Lean in. Don't, don't act like you're some sort of like one of the a thousand, you know, it's too much. You know, I don't want to say this, but everyone can improve not only cognitive ability,

but a lot of aspects of their life. If they were to just incorporate Kiwis into their diet, then you're on that narrative. Yeah. Right. Come on, dude. Juice it up. Kiwi juice. You know what I mean? Anyways, I'll, I'll stop away from that. But this week i'm gonna fucking well talk to the team the interns that they're talking about getting paid and fucking ridiculous right uh we're gonna watch whitney cummings this week dude okay i'm down let's do it do we haven't yet to do a whitney cummings special we'll do it this week oh yeah we forgot

about her but you know that could be a different special. Because we need to do a good one this week. Yeah. Yeah, we need to get one of the 1,000. One of the greats. So tune in for that. This one is posted by Beaver Butgo. It's just a... You remember like maybe in 90 years, 100 or 300 episodes ago, where we did the Doom Part 1?

Oh, yeah. How could you forget? Yeah. This week they requested part two. And guess what it's called, dude? It's called Dune, right? What are we doing here? Yeah.

But why is it? What is the difference? What's the next word? What are we doing here? Boppa, dude. Bubba. Yeah. That's good.

I like that. That is great. Yeah. And then the new intern is in the middle. Oh, yeah. Look at that. Yeah is great. Yeah, and then the new intern is in the middle. Oh, yeah. Look at that. Yeah. Wow.

Yeah, I mean, the first poster was Matt Rushmore, right? This is very good. Yes. Montez, Diddler. Yeah, we got Chin. Chin. BGL, unmasked this time around. The picture of Callan when he's all fucked up.

Yeah, the lids. But yeah, dude, stay tuned for that. Now, let's. Yeah, the lids. But yeah, dude, that's... Stay tuned for that. Now let's get back to the king himself. This is a very popular post this week on Chang's. Posted by Rudy4269. Why the shows were canceled. Let's see. Hey, guys.

Most of my family and close friends know my baby girl has been in and out of the hospital since the day she was born. And she used to have emergency surgery on Thursday. Yeah. So, the, and then good news is that everything seems to have gone well.

Yeah. And the only thing, that, the only thing that's like, could make me happier than hearing, well, okay, I'll say that the happiest thing I could hear is that.

But the second thing that could make me almost as happy as that, Gringo Poppy 2. Yes. That's what we need. Now that everything's going well, he can get back to the drawing board,

come up with some new shit, another 25 minutes of heat. Maybe it's 11 minutes this time. Yeah. I mean, I'd want more, but he's always doing curve balls coming to us out of this time. Yeah. I mean, I'd want more, but he's always doing curveballs, coming to us out of right field, right?

You know, not left field. He's on the right, or center. He's coming out of a center field. Because he's putting all his smartest tools in his corner, in every basket. Yeah. Right? I want to know what other beaches are like North Korea.

Yeah, what other, yeah, which other cities are like, block bussa. Yeah. Let us know. Maybe LA, there's other. Which other cities are like block bus? Yeah. Let us know. Maybe LA, there's other New York city could be block bus. What's Austin like?

Is it a, is it a town for murderers? I want to update on the line of the mountains. Yeah. What happened with that line? Is the lion still a prom?

Yeah. Has it been fixed? But congratulations that everything went well. Good to hear. Move on. Good to hear. This one move on. Good to hear. This one's posted by Trundy Tabogin, I guess is the name.

You'd be surprised. Tabogin, right? Tabogin. Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah. Three Gs. Never forget it. You'd be surprised joke writers discussing Boppa being a POS during COVID.

Let's see here. We're on a flight. I'll tell the story because Brendan, this is the funniest shit you've ever done, my nigga. Yeah. So this... We're on a flight to Atlanta. All right, so we're on tour. We're on tour with Brendan, bro.

Like, this is the bro. Like, we're literally all about to go to Europe. The Europe dates are what? A couple weeks away? In April. So it's like, nigga, we're about to go to fucking London

for the first time. Me and him are like, bro, we're like, oh, do comedy overseas. We've never done comedy overseas. Like, this is going to be crazy. Like, oh, what a year. We're going to Atlanta.. Like, this is going to be crazy. Like, oh, what a year. We're going to Atlanta.

That week we were supposed to do Atlanta and New Orleans. Right. That's what we were doing that week. We were doing a theater in Atlanta and then a theater in New Orleans. Yeah. On the way to Atlanta. It sounds like it's Andrew Schultz. Gadouge.

Gadouge. Exactly, man. He's nailing this Schultz impersonation. I didn't know Derek did impersonations. Yeah. It's talent. Oh. Let's see.

Sorry. This is March 13th. 2020. On the Uber ride to the airport, to LAX, we're looking. Sebastian Maniscalco cancels his date. Ali Wong, who is in New Orleans. Who's going to be Sebastian Maniscalco cancels his date. Ali Wong, who is in New Orleans, who's going to be

where we at, cancels her dates. And we were like, hey, Brandon. Everyone's canceling before she can get on this plane. Yeah. And I quote.

What? How many European dates has he canceled? I know this is about Atlanta, but they also say they're going to Europe. Yeah.

How many has he canceled? Because this is at least at least two, right? He cancelled the European tour and the COVID thing. A gay broken clock is right twice a day, right? I mean, they're going to start thinking that he doesn't like me. Every time I get excited to watch Brendan Shaw, he says

I'm not coming. It's blockbuster. I'm hoping to get some London dates if I go to London in July. Oh yeah, you're going to be there. We'll be shouting it out blogbasa. I'm hoping to get some London dates if I go to London in July. Oh, yeah. You're going to be there. Yeah. We'll be shouting it out on the pod.

Yeah. Funny how I get that week after you could douche London on Tweeties, dude. But no comments about it. Okay. Yeah, you're right. I don't seem to care. Yeah, I don't know. Let's not count this one against him, dude.

It's COVID, B. Yeah, you're right. I'm being a little. You're being a negative Sally or whatever they call that thing. Nancy. Oh, Nancy. There we go. Yeah. Here're right. I'm being a... You're being a negative Sally, or whatever they call that thing. Nancy? Oh, Nancy. There we go, yeah. Here we go. That's negative Sally. That's another one. It's plain. Yeah. And I quote,

stop being fucking pussy. That's what you said. Schultz does that laugh. Yeah. So funny. The next thing that... That would be a hard laugh to do. Mm-hmm. Schultz, and that's like, yeah the next thing that I that would be a hard laugh to do mm-hmm yeah sure and that's like

that would go so well with the Akash chair slap yeah there's levels to this so you can't incorporate both early yeah

right he should start unleashing or like announcing the unleashing of new black scent phrases yeah y'all on this part

it's important man I teased it on my TikTok okay I teased it on my TikTok. Okay? I teased it on my TikTok. But y'all know I'm shadow man. But you know, I mean, people didn't see it because YouTube out there,

on my TikTok, telling TikTok, Chinese government, I got too much secrets, bro. Working with the Chinese government against flagrant number two. But next episode, bro, I'm coming out with a new laugh. Check this out.

That shit going to be on IG at 434 in the morning. Before my enemies. It's going to be something. That's the preview, but there's more of that. All right. I should have had a cigar in my hand. Oh, yeah. See, what Flagrant 2 is really, bro, it's like a factory, bro.

It's like I'm thinking about how can I create... I'm sorry, I put my hand over my mouth real quick because it's almost like a secret, bro. Tell him, tell him, tell him. I'm going to tell you, it's like a factory, bro, for dudes that are annoying, okay? The most annoying you can be, bro. I'm talking about like, I want a podcast where it's like five dudes, two of them got laptops on their lap, bro. And what we do is I say something About Asian people right Facts

Facts Period Period And it It don't need to be funny But It's got to be About how they good at math though

Hey Drew though That's why we got the chairs We don't gotta be funny We just slap them Numbers guy You slap the chair Whatever I say bruh Yeah

Whether it's on Snapchat YouTube Instagram IG What's the one that Madea Madea goes to jail Patrick Bet David

Right Mandebadan Patrick Bet David Patrick Bet David Shit bruh I be dropping Laughs on that too bruh Shout out to the Rogan

Rogies Rogan bruh And then The rest is the rest is the rest is facts period T bro and that's history we're doing history

you're gonna drop a laugh we're gonna drop a hot episode you're gonna laugh you're gonna slap a chair bet etc bet it's giving history

bet all of my shit sound like the tweets from the movie Zola you know what I'm saying tell me about how you wanna know how I met this podcast

that was a bitch or whatever. I felt like at the end of that bit, I was in the Alaska airplane and the door fell, you know, like how the door went out.

That's how I felt at the end of it or in the middle of it too. I was like, oh God, the door's gone. Dude, that's black sin on kratom

right there, dude. Yeah, dude. Let's see the rest of the story. Stop being pussies. It's all fake news. None of this is real. We were like, yo, Ali Wong canceled and you were like, she's fucking Asian. What does that have to do with anything? That made me laugh so hard.

Brendan said that? Yeah, that Ali Wong canceled, she's Asian. He just responded, she's Asian. Asian as shit. Yeah, he didn't say that. Wait, he's like, Ali Wong canceled She's Asian. He just responded, She's Asian. Asian as shit. Yeah, he didn't say that. Wait, he's like, Ali Wong's Asian? He's surprised. Jamal canceled.

Yeah. He can't even get a haircut from Jamal. What was that? He can't even get a haircut from Jamal and he's still going to go on tour in Atlanta. Let's see. You were going crazy. I get it though. You were like, yo, fuck this.

And I understand that was a knee jerk reaction. It was like, fuck all this. Like, it's not real. And you ended up being right, bro. It wasn't real. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But at the time, my nigga. In the long term, you ended up being right.

You were so right. But at the time, nigga, shut the fuck up. You were so clearly wrong. Yeah. Well, just know because no one knew. It was all scary. And then we land in Atlanta. Bruh.

And he goes, hey, the shows are canceled. He never flew out. He goes, hey, guys, I'm still in L.A. Shows ended up. He goes, crazy. Shows got canceled. Crazy. Shows got canceled. Crazy. Anyway, he goes do you want i remember this he goes

you want me to fly y'all back or do you want to have a vacation or do you want to have a vacation in atlanta new orleans we were like nigga the world is ending what the fuck i'm gonna go get a bag at you fly me home you dumbass what the fuck are you talking about yeah dude that i mean that sounds like something that brendan would do if you work for him you're not he probably was like yeah oh shit crazy that it got canceled on my bed also you can't you're not gonna get paid and um when i was with you guys, I also had COVID. So you both have COVID, but you're going to move on to great things though. Yeah. Yeah. I got a lot of opportunities coming your way.

Both of you are stars, B. Like you're just reading, oh, fuck. I'm not paid. I'm stuck in Atlanta. And I just kind of, I've gotten fired. They're happy about it though. I like the story. Yeah.

It's funny. Yeah, it's funny. It's a view into the world of Brandon Scoob, how he does his shit. I don't even look at Brandon negatively in that story. I'm just like, that's funny. It is funny. It sucks to be in that position. You know what I mean? I'll probably...

Yeah, it's like dealing with Brendan Schaub kind of sounds like how to a lesser extent how assistants dealt with Andy Dick. Yeah. It's like you have a crazy man. In this case, you have someone with severe CT who's in charge of where you're going to be and what's going to happen.

Yeah. So if you sign up for that, every once in a while, you're going to end up in a city with nothing to do. It is a lot like that, and it's also a lot like being stuck in a sauna and having to fuck your way out of it. Yeah, I mean, you just got to be like Kobayashi, dude. Yeah. Eat all those dicks. That's the way you get out, dude.

All righty. Well, this one's posted by LazyCan2328. It's called General Lee attempts a double leg. Daddy toe parries with a dig sug. Very funny title, dude. Let's see here. Look at that. I would fuck him up, dude. Yeah funny title, dude. Let's see here. Look at this. I would fuck him up, dude.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would fuck... Look how slow he is. Bro, I would fuck him up. I would be leg kicking him right now. Whap. Whap. I'd take them knees out. Oh, what a shitty body kick. Wow. He fights like Brendan Shaw a little bit. But all he did is throw him.

Brendan Shaw was a good fighter. Knocked out Mirko Coco. I'm bit. But all he did is throw him. Brendan Schaub was a good fighter. I'm kidding. You better shut your mouth. Knocked out Mirko Coco. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I love him. So look at this. He's right next to you.

He's not even biting you. Yeah, yeah. This is the biggest pussy lizard of all time. He's not even biting. Yeah. Rogan was like, be cool. Be cool, dude. Be cool, dude.

I love how serious he got. He's not willing to be playful when it comes to Schaub. Yeah. But what made me laugh about that clip is Rogan watches fighting an alien as if that's a real thing that could happen. He's like, I'm ready. Captain Kirk,

he has a bad leg kick. Nah, dude. If the aliens come and they exist, I'm going to fuck them up. I got leg kicks. I got a gun.'s he's like preparing for this scenario but rogan is to fighting what you are to flappers right so he's got to take it seriously okay yeah yeah i guess if fighting is his flappers and i understand yeah and also there's a lot of good douching of the whole episode on reddit what are they saying just that it was a

bad episode dude i love that episode i mean i love bobby lee and saying? Just that it was a bad episode. Dude, I loved that episode. I mean, I love Bobby Lee and Rogan. Yeah. It was a good episode, dude. Do yourself a favor, dude. Tune in. I wish Rogan had gotten into that. Like, okay, yeah.

He's a good fighter. Who cares? But it's like, Bobby Lee's making this joke. Let's hear some comedy from the comedians, right? Yeah. You guys are murderers.

Make some jokes. Yeah. But also, if somebody were to talk shit about you and I'm on earwaves, dude, I'd You guys are murderers. Make some jokes. Yeah. But also, if somebody were to talk shit about you and I'm on earwaves, dude, I'd defend you. Thank you. I appreciate that. Well, defend me, but also, you know, do some jokes in there. Yeah. And if it's something like that, you don't need to defend me on that.

Like, if I'm watching a clip with somebody and they say, like, they say something to the effect of, that alien has smaller teeth than Brendan, I would stand up for my boy and be like, alien has smaller teeth than Brendan, I would stand up for my boy and be like, nobody has smaller teeth than Brendan. Well, thank you.

I appreciate you making sure people know that I have small teeth. That's great. What's the thing that you would defend me about? Um, defend you. I, let's see. Let's see.

If, if I was like on a podcast and it was like a Colin thing and like the, uh, the waiter from Gus's barbecue in South Pasadena called in and was like, yeah, that guy was a real dick. I'd be like, listen,

you should have split the salads, bitch. All right. Oh, really dude. Tweety's reference. Tweety's reference. All right.

So let's go to this next one. This one's called Brendan. Oh, Benden. So they forgot the R. That's unfortunate. Benden invites himself, then backs out because of the haters.

They forgot to put B at the end. It's posted by Lappy386. Let's see here. Oh, shit. They cover. I want to call this fight so bad, I'm willing to go back to California. What is it? Honda Center?

Yeah. Eddie, do you want to come to this? Let's do it. What's the day? I'm doing commentary. It's in February. It is... 17th. No.

Is it? Yeah. Yeah, 16th and 17th of February. Of February? 16th and 17th? Yes, sir. Come on, son. You ain't got nothing better to do.

I might even go to that one. Go to that one. I'm in Dallas. What are you doing? Stand up? Tinfoil hat? No. I might even go to that one. Go to that one. I'm in Dallas. What are you doing? Stand up? Tinfoil hat? No. Seminar?

Seminar. Nice. Seminar. February 17th in Dallas. 10th Planet Dallas. Get a hold of Chauncey. Beautiful. Get on that.

But I'll be back that night, but I won't land until like 8 or 9. No, like 8 or 9 or something. I'll be down to go if If you can make it Eddie, I don't want to roll by myself and get fucking sniped out with some UFC hater. There might be. Hey, Brandon,

no one invited you. Cause they don't think you're funny. Be cool. Yeah. I want to do Callan voice. Like I want to be on a, a fight companion and then just say Callan things once in a while. Like, that was a good punch.

Look at those thighs. Jon Jones is a great fighter, but he's gay. I mean, it's so funny and sad that Rogan's inviting another guy to do comedy instead of Brendan in front of Brendan. He's not like, Brendan's probably been doing it longer than Eddie, right? I think he was saying No, I think you're missing Oh, I'm missing it? What was it?

He's going to go commentate the fight. So they're saying to come to the fight. Oh, I totally missed it. Maybe I'm wrong. I don't even know. Yeah, no, I mean I'm sure I missed it. That's part of the that's another bit. In fact, I did that on purpose, actually. Yeah. No, I mean, I'm sure I missed it. That's part of the, that's another bit. In fact, I did that on purpose, actually. Yeah.

Yeah. So if you thought that that was just me not getting it, well, you're wrong and you're a blockbuster. Yeah. Right? It's like, it's exactly the same as when Brendan had the mustache and he said that it was just, it wasn't just for men, but like, it was natural, but he used just for men. So like, good douche on you. Three letters, dude.

Right. 4-D chess. That's what I was playing. Oops. Boner alert. We don't know if I, I mean, honestly, it's off the rails. Yeah. I mean, we're not technically one of the thousands,

so we don't speak the same language. That's another thing is like, I'm just a civilian, so I didn't get it. So, I mean, how could I? I was too busy looking at those thighs. I was just watching the Masters at work. All right. This next one's posted by PP Stains in the front.

Best name on the Reddit. It's called Boppa vs. Joey Diaz in toes enthusiasm for moving to Austin. let's see brought the king of new jersey ladies and gentlemen we've been trying to get him to move here for three years keep telling me to go fuck myself you never know you never fucking know i am so happy joey diaz is back on dude yeah dude what do they have to do to get back on joe rogan oh how do i get to the fight companion, cocksucker? Yeah, she had no leg. I had her blow me for five minutes in the Joe Rogan booth. Yeah, who does he have to fuck to get in there?

Yeah. I had to fuck Jamie to fucking get in there. I had to bend over backwards for Jamie. I said, pull that up. He pulled his dick out. Put it inside of me. I had to pull up his cock chin. And I saw a fucking coke rock on his dick.

I fucking snorted it from left field like Kobayashi. I sucked his dick, and I said, here's another star, Lee. I made Lee come and watch and eat weed gummies or whatever he does. He's not fat no more. Congratulations to Lee. Good guy. Never met him. Lee Syatt is my star.

Wait. Oh, okay. Shout out, Lee Syatt. I know you, bro. You tell me what we need to do. Bro, you know I love you to the. Shout out, Lisa Yad. I know you, bro. You tell me what we need to do. Bro, you know I love you to the bone in my heart. I know. I love you, too. Mercy loves you, don't you?

We can get you out of here. Whatever I need to do, I'm down here and do Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday residency. Boom. Monday, Thursday, Wednesday. Done. God bless. Done. We'll give you Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday.

That's how you start. Let's go. You'll see in my comments or maybe in your words on Red, like, oh, why aren't you playing the mothership, Brendan? I don't deserve to be there. I don't. I don't. Me and Rogan have had this conversation. I'm not there yet. Once a month, do a residency.

Three days. Try it once, come in for a few days, come back a couple months later, and then we start picking it up. This is wild, dude. This is kind of like you're meeting your boss and your boss is like I'm thinking about a promotion dude three three three bills

bigger bro you're gonna watch the whole everything you're gonna handle it Joey thank you so much cocksucker that's how Joey talks about

oh my god cocksucker you know everybody anybody that talks shit about my guy Joe Rogan can get the fucking horns alright

you think you're safe you're walking into a 7-Eleven one day someone's gonna hit you Anybody that talks shit about my guy, Joe Rogan, can get the fucking horns, all right? You think you're safe? You're walking into a 7-Eleven one day, someone's going to hit you with a baseball bat. Like, remember when he was threatening that who should not be named? Yeah. The guy that's always watching. I'm just kidding. Red bar.

Yeah. Great guy. I never met him. But this is just such a weird thing to talk about. I don't know if I, I don't know. I didn't know they did fight companions on Monday morning, cocksucker. On a crisp Monday morning. But he's just like, hey, come to my club. I'm hiring you.

It's a weird thing to talk about on earwaves. Yeah. Can you do me a favor? Can you do the Mortal Kombat, but in Joey Diaz voice? It's Monday morning, cocksucker. Houses. Still looking at places. Apartments.

A little place nearby. I just think you got bummed out by LA and you just didn't want to do it anymore. Cheers, gentlemen. I probably should have followed. Cheers. Cheers. Now I'm just depressed out there. Well, you know, a lot of people are. to follow. Cheers. Cheers. Now I'm just depressed out there.

Well, you know, a lot of people are. Listen, I'll buy you a house. I know. Yeah. Houston's good,

man. Houston's great. San Antonio's dope. I would move to, obviously I'd love to be here, but I've moved to Fort Worth, Texas. Fort Worth is great.

That's real Texas. Fort Worth is great. Yeah. Get some land. Did the arena there last year. Yeah. Fort Worth is right outside Austin. I'm sorry, the arena there last year. Yeah, Fort Worth is right outside of Austin. I'm sorry, right outside of Dallas. Would you ever live in New York City?

A lot of people are. Nashville? Oh, my God. It's just a slip of the tongue. It's not serious like Dallas. But it's just so funny because he made this big point in the Gringo Poppy about how much he loves Dallas. And even I know that because I've been to Fort Worth. It's literally, it's basically in Dallas.

I don't know what the difference is. Yeah. But that's just, oh man, I love classic shit. It's right near Austin too. No, sir. I don't appreciate slander towards Schaub. Right. Okay.

If this boy wanted to move to Austin, he don't need no free house. Yeah, he can buy himself. Like, that's why he's offering Joey Diaz a house because like, you know, he's trying to help him out.

Schaub is a rich billionaire. Joey Diaz is going through something right now. Yeah. He's just trying to figure it out. Whereas Schaub, when you bet on yourself, sometimes you win big. Yeah. And Sch shab has like

tons of cars tons of trucks he has like a bunch of new show like toontown yeah i mean that's like way bigger than anything joey d has ever done when you're making fuck you money you can say i don't want that right shab is making fuck me money right you know what i mean like he's fucking it's a little is there's as i've said there's level to this shit okay so there's levels to this shit bro and shop i mean dude joey diaz is like he has a pot he's great but he has a podcast where all it is is like motivational talk and him giving people weed gummies yeah like oh you're you're really high. But like, that's great. And I love it. But Chobb, dude, Toontown is on.

That's like fucking, I mean, he's, he's kibby teching things. He's, he's kibbing teching his own truck, truck walks. So. Dear friend. I mean, it's a whole nother, I mean, it's a fucking, he's fucking Disney. Walt Disney Google. I'm doing Kanye. I'm doing Kanye now.

You know, that's what he, that's what he is. Dude, shops out here putting a Samsung with his Roku on Hulu, dude. Absolutely. Yeah.

Well said. Joey Diaz is stuck on one morning, morning Monday and is never going to get out of it. Okay, Steve Jobs, Nikola Tesla, Brendan Chobb. Oppenheimer. Oppenheimer, yeah. Einstein.

Ever heard of it? Oh, really, dude? Brendan Chobb did us a favor. He was supposed to be in physics, but he chose comedy. Brendan would excel at anything he does. Yeah. As I've said before on the podcast, he's a renaissance man. Yeah.

Who do you know that cooks, knows food, fixes trucks, fixes cars? Gives opportunities to interns. Yeah. Launches careers, does comedy. I mean, it's always like, what's he going to do next? Hopefully Gringo Papi too. You got two ducks on your ways talking about how he had them go to New Orleans. You're welcome, dude.

Yeah. I mean, you're lucky to talk. We beg for him to talk to us. Yeah. Send us a message. Be on the show. Sit in this chair. If you want to hurt me, please do, brother.

Yeah, good douches. Yes. I'll take anything I can get from Brendan. Yeah. So for all those people right here on this camera right here, for all those people talking shit about Brendan not getting a spot in Austin. Good. Yeah, no Kratom for you. It sounds like someone not on AlphaBrain.

Yeah. Yeah, miss me with that homeless shit, dude. I go in your cupboard, your medicine cupboard. You don't even have one. Mm-hmm. And if you did, it wouldn't have Focus or AG1 in it. Nope. No.

No. No nicotine here. Supplements. Yeah. Oh, really, dude? Yeah. Where are your supplements? What are we doing here?

Yeah. Sleep on a Helix mattress. Then talk to me, B. What's in your mouth? Not any rogue nicotine. Rain energy. Zen? Where's your zen? Better stock up on that before they ban it. Not one of our guys,

dude. Alright, so this one's posted by Friction. It's called Bobby Laughs at Schwab's Trug Walk Attempt. Here you go. Everyone wants to fuck you. You think so? Yeah, I know they do. Oh, thank you.

Dude. I like to fuck. When you were dating Kayak. I thought that was very funny. Yeah, that is a good, I like the good douche of the name, Kayak to Kalilah. See, Bert can be funny, guys.

Come on. You said he could never be funny, but that was funny. Watch and learn. All right. There were other comics, I don't know if you've heard this, that wanted to have sex. Shop. Shop.

Shop tried. Who else? Man, that fucking. You know what bummed me out? Who else? When we broke up. Bert was completely silent. Like, okay, that's all I wanted to say on that.

Yeah. Have any interest in going farther there. Yeah. Let's see. Okay. I wanted to say on that. I don't have any interest in going farther there. Yeah. Let's see. Okay. So let's move on now. That was anything else about that one? That was short.

No, it's just there. It's kind of like, you know, when we do our little skits and skits and bits, their skits and bits is just saying the controversy and then not going into it on all the podcasts. They bring it up. Oh, Brendan Shaw's not good at fighting. Hey, he is. Move on.

Hey, people tried to fuck your girlfriend. Oh, yeah fighting. Hey, he is. Move on. Hey, people tried to fuck your girlfriend. Oh yeah, who, Shaw? Yeah, move on. Anyways.

Anyways, no, we can't go further into it. But what's what we want to watch? Yeah. I want the too lazy to try. Yeah. I want that angle.

We'll get it one day, dude. They're going to, they're going to realize. Where's the tail all, dude? That's what I like about Cat Williams. I mean,

half of that stuff's probably made, could have been made up, you know i've like briefly proved a lot of it wrong yeah but um as i enjoyed listening to it yeah you know air it out let us know what you think you can misremember things run a sub four or five dude yeah then talk to us yeah to be netflix or to be all right this one's posted by gordo SF. It's called Baba Follows Daddy Rogan to the Bathroom. Dicey, dicey. Entertaining as an average UFC event.

It's very quiet. It's already quiet. You guys got to piss together? They're going to go pee together. Joe said, don't you have to piss to Brandon. Maybe he's taking it out of context. Maybe he said he had to piss earlier. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Out of context, it definitely sounds like, you know, women doing that. Yeah. Men on airwaves aren't supposed to do this. You know, it's 2024 now, so. We're no longer writing 2023 in our checks. We're no longer sugarcoating things for you, dude. Sometimes I'm going to take you to the bathroom

and put sugar on your dick and tell it's delicious. You know, that's just what I do now. Okay. Okay. Tell me what's up. Joey, how you doing? Save the show. Watching these two guys going to piss together makes me sad.

Watching these two guys go piss together makes me sad. That was funny too. Yeah. That's going to be together. It makes me sad. Watching these two guys go piss together makes me sad. Yeah, that was funny too. Yeah. It's gotta be funny. Joey Diaz is on one, dude. All right.

So I have, yeah, dude, I've kind of lined these three up together because I thought they were all very funny and there's a finale. The third one's the finale.

Oh, good. It's what we all want. That's brilliant. Yeah. So this one's posted by TheIs08730. It's called We All Have Our Addictions the finale oh good it's what we all want that's brilliant yeah so this one's posted by the is 08730 it's called we all have our addictions and it's boppa looking or uh brian looking at rotten meat says chin rotten meat very funny dude uh then we got another meme wait wait wait i don't

i don't you know let's show let's show you know the reopen close tab thing. Remember I showed you that? How do you do that? So go up. Up, file. File. Yeah. Reopen close tab. Where is it? Right here. Boom.

I'm so happy. Yes. See? I know stuff. That's the first thing I've ever known that you didn't know. Dude. All right. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. What I don't like about, I mean, this is great, but what I don't like about it has nothing to do with the posting of it. Great job for the poster. Who is it? The is. They this is great. But what I don't like about it has nothing to do with the posting of it. Great job for the poster, was it? The is. They're doing great. It looks like Pete's. Is that a Pete's coffee cup?

Oh, yeah. Catching a stray. I like Pete's. Pretty good. Catching a stray here. They got caught up in the controversy. What I don't mind is the magic mind on the book. Oh, okay, yeah.

Because magic mind, this is what it listens to. I'm not even sure he's really leering yeah you know i hope he's not and it's just kind of a funny picture you know yeah how do they know he's actually leering because it's him the male gaze for all what this picture says to me is if you take magic mind this should happen to you yeah so yeah he's definitely high on uh kratom right now. Yeah. Yeah. That face is not good. But the meme is funny. Shit looking at rotten meat. Oh, fuck.

I didn't even see that. That's what it's all about, dude. Oh, I thought they were making fun of Callan. I was, my attention was to Callan, but chin rotten meat. Oh man. Yeah. Jeez. I'm like, I could douche my brain.

All right. But then we got another meme here, dude. It's posted by Darren, the intern. It says, I know I shouldn't be looking, but I can't seem to help myself. And it's me looking at Chin's cooking videos. And these are very good. Now that I understand the bit, yet another joke flying over my bald head. Which brings us to the next clip, dude, which I was very excited to watch with you.

If you haven't seen it yet, it's Chin commits a food crime posted by Icarus Lives. Just posted two hours ago. Let's watch. If you're a fan of Instarama like me, you might dig this recipe. This is my favorite recipe that I made. I think an easy universal way for people to know

how much water to put in is get one of those Red Solo cups because everyone knows what these cups are. Yeah, they always cook with Red Solo cups. You see that a lot in cooking shows, Red Solo. Oh, Gordon Ramsay is like, oh, no, when you're cooking, make sure you have a Red Solo cup ready for the water to pour in. It fits the aesthetic, though, dude. It's like Red Solo cup. It's like jail cooking.

It really is. Has Chin been to prison? Because that's what it though, dude. It's like, yeah. Red Solo Cup. It's like jail cooking. It really is. Yeah. Has Chin been to prison? Because that's what it does seem like. He's like, and I learned this on the inside. You just. And if you don't have a knife, you can, you know, make a shank out of a toothbrush. I like putting my own blood in the broth sometimes. Make sure you make some on your bitch.

What does it have to do with cooking in order to make eggs this this morning i had to hold somebody's pocket all right let's go and then pour it in the ramen i like to chop it up in four so this way break it that way have four pieces oil is going to calm down so grab that hot dog and drop it in his mouth. Turn off. How much is he being paid? He lives in the hood with gunshots, and he's cooking ramen and hot dogs. Yeah. He's spending all his money on the cameras, I guess.

He's buying very expensive cameras. It's definitely a phone, Brendan. It's definitely a camera phone. Oh, man. This is fucking funny. This is funny. The paper plate. We don't need to even say anything, but we will.

A paper plate too. Goddamn. And also, you know, when you're done, just have some plastic utensils. Maybe you got from Chipotle. Keep the container of hot sauce so you can use that again you have this for this recipe i had to steal chipotle tabasco sauce my bathroom's not working so i have to go to starbucks real quick i'll be right back what i don't understand is why is he making these videos i mean he's doing a cooking shit he like he thinks he's a good chef.

Typically, you get videos of cooking where people are doing, they have all the stuff and they're showing you how to make something legit. And then you have to digest that and be like, oh, well, I have these paper plates. I have this.

I have a hot dog. I guess it could be a sausage. But instead he's like, nah, this is delicious, dude. You're right. He's making a video as if he is someone who just saw a video. He's like, so I saw someone making food,

so I figured I'm going to try and make food. It's a commentary on, it's like an Andy Kaufman bit of cooking. Yeah. That's a good way of putting it. Yeah. Let's see here. Nope. Get a big fat bowl. Grab that ramen.

It looks awful. It's a big car. Grab another big fat egg and drop it in. I don't know about that. Don't do it like that. Since I messed that up, let's drop in another big fat egg. You want it to be whole. Big fat egg. Let's drop in another big fat. You want it to be whole. Big fat.

Let's drop in a big fat deuce. Let's piss in it. Take a big poop in it. It's gross. He has a thermometer. He's pissing out and he's trying to test out how hot is it pissing. I like his food videos have gotten like more to less advertising as time has gone on. Right.

And to use the word again, he's not very, he has a prolition to make bad, worse videos as time goes on. Take a pan. After about three to five minutes, that last egg should be a little bit cooked like that. Ew. FBI, help me up! Oh, fuck, man. That's one of the best endings I've seen in some time. It got me earlier.

I was like, earlier damn they crush lives or John Africa sorry oh no that's the tag John Africa is the tag very good LeFleur's Cheeto fingers what do you want to see Chin Cook next dude well anything man as long as they keep keep doing funny bits like

what's what's next with the ending what's going to be the next ending that's what i want to say what what should he cook i mean obvious the obvious answer is any of the shabisms you know carne asada best brains i didn't even think of that oh okay yeah well i mean i'd love to see that mexican yeah that's tater tots Tater tots. Tater tots. Wow. All right. Well, let's go back to these fight companions. That was a nice little interjection by Chin there.

Thank you so much, Chin, for making those videos. We love them. Keep them coming. Don't improve the setup whatsoever. No. Make no changes. Yeah. And don't, or keep calling the police before you record.

This one's posted by Crystal Mount Climber. It's called, wow, way to bring down the room, Brenda. There's an N at the end of Brendan. I don't know. Maybe it's a girl. Let's see. Dude, when I found out, my dad was at my grandma's house. My aunt calls me and goes, Edgar, your dad's here. I'm like, oh, fuck.

I thought maybe he's dead or something. And the whole way down from Hollywood to Orange County, I'm like, I'm not going to give him any shit. We're going to start over. We're going to fucking make this good. I'm not going to give him any shit. Fuck that 240ZX. Is he still alive?

No, he's dead. No. Brennan always knows the perfect thing to say. Yeah. He's just the cream rises to say yeah he's just the the cream rises to the top with his brain I mean you have to pass

I think I forget how many a lot of tests to get a black belt in podcasting so Eddie's just not there no you know

not like Brennan I mean Brennan put in the work yeah you know he knows how to talk not like Brennan. I mean, Brennan put in the work. Yeah. You know, he knows how to talk. Brennan's a hawk. Some,

some might say he's Nick flip. Oh really dude. And some might say he's gay. Absolutely. All right. This one's posted by Eddie pool, eight millimeter. It's called Brendan bomb bomb as usual.

I don't, can you please tell me what the bomb is? I've never seen it. You've never seen a bomb. You mean? No. If you, if you're bombing 10,000 times,

maybe you're not doing the right thing. Well, you bring up a good point. Like if Brendan was bombing as much as these people say he is, he's ducks. He wouldn't be selling tickets, dude. And he checks that shit. So like, if he's not selling tickets, he's not going to go back there. Yeah's ducks. He wouldn't be selling tickets, dude. Yeah. And he checks that shit.

So like if he's not selling tickets, he's not going to go back there. Yeah. Right. So like where's your 500 pages of evidence? Thank you. I don't see it. I think it's all tiger belly bullshit. Yeah.

Those fucking, these fucking ducks. Yeah. When you make it, when you make it personal, that's when it's wrong. Well, jealous haters, when you get to the top and you got people wanting to be you then they're all like oh look he's got this fucking look at how nice his blowers are and his on his raptor and they want that but then they're like he doesn't even know about trucks um he does know about trucks yeah and you know what else he He knows about podcasting. Fish. Fish. I thought you were going to say fish.

I had nothing to say, so I should have just let you say fish. But your ball's deep, and his ball's deep. I got a blue belt. You're thinking about getting a fish. Arowanas. Yes, sir. But seriously, I really don't understand the bomb. So let me know what you think the bomb is.

Okay. Real. All Gordon wants to do is be the undisputed, undeniable, greatest of all time. No one can compete. He can do both. No, you can't. He can make mad money. He's making millions doing videotapes.

Off his videos, he makes a million a month. He makes millions off his videotapes, bro. No, but you know he's out for... Do you know that? You know he's out, though, with a stomach issue. Yeah, no, I know very well. I talked to him in a movie. Yeah, I love Gordon.

You know, he's a big car guy. Oh, yeah, we talk all the time. He has a TRX as well. He's got a bunch of shit. Viper? Yeah, he's the man. He's been talking me into getting one of those Calvo Vipers. Me too.

He keeps sending them to me. He's trying to get people to get one, you son of a bitch. I know. I don't need another car. I do. Mosvar Evaliv. This guy's a beast. Tough fight for Arnold.

Oh, Eddie, you asked about Arnold Allen? He's a beast too. Arnold Allen, who's fighting Mosvar? Now, off your ways, people probably don't know this about us, but we talk about trucks too. And how is that a bomb? That's exactly how things go. Yeah. Did he try? I just because like nobody cares it's hard to make a good point with the cigar i think you gotta like

to pull off the cigar on camera you gotta be like i don't know a real cigar guy like associated with that otherwise you kind of look like a douche, right? Are you finished? Yeah, I'm finished. Nah, murderers need to suck on cigars. Right. And if you're saying gay jokes, dude, you're not going to have a cigar. Right. That's why it's kind of like a crutch for them because they got the cigar

there or something bombing about, look at this dick. Yeah, exactly. But I think that's kind of a crutch. Define bullying, dude. Because that's what you're doing right now. There's no crutches when you're black belting a podcast for four hours. Four hours? That's true.

That's a long time to talk about fights and cars. Yeah. So I don't see the bomb. I don't know how. You may be right. I don't know how anyone could bomb with Joe Rogan wearing that sweet, sweet Diet Starts Monday jacket he's got on. Right? I mean, that shit.

He made the right choice there. Yeah. I just don't get it. Honestly. Eddie Poole, explain yourself. I think your podcast gets good or like great. Your podcast gets good when you have on Shabba, Brennan, or Eddie, or Joey. But it gets great when you have Diet Starts Monday clothing.

So I don't know. Yeah. This is a thought I had. Rule one, double the funny up. Right? Right. That's quadruple the funny with those four killers. Yeah.

Right? Then you dress it up. Then you dress it up. Diet Starts Monday. Hat. Kibbetech. Cigars. Wig ski.

Right? Those are the keys. Yeah, those are your KPIs. Stars of death, Lee, right? They may have that after the pod, they have like, all right, guys, what KPIs did we hit today? What key performance indicators we got? And they're like, okay, well, we remember to wear DSM clothes.

We had Cigars. We had Eddie Bravo. Ad reads. We had ad reads. We had Eddie Bravo. Ad reads. We had ad reads. Oh my God. I think we did all of them. That's right. We're a perfect podcast.

Because we're black belts. The only thing we're missing is black scent. Guys, we got to next month's numbers roll in because we're all numbers guys. We have to make sure we hit that black cent. Right? Because that's what separates good from great. They're all sales guys. They're just talking sales shit.

Yeah. How many fucking Asian jokes are we doing this month? Yeah. Let's check last year. Last year in January of 2023, we did Asian jokes every episode now it's like once a month those numbers need to go up we need more stories about Jamal Brendan

I don't care what it is just bring it up 4.34 in the morning I want you to have at least 7 driving stories about you know what alright guys I don't want to say it but we all know who can't swim why wasn't it talked about

I thought you were introducing the next clip that's so funny you delivered that with such seriousness dude I mean it's funny but well woke meets the wall with what we do. Yeah dude every time woke BS tries to come in here. Oh Brennan's talking

too much. He says words wrong. He doesn't know trucks. Wall. Yeah. Boom. Stop. Yeah this is the truth zone. Nobody talks about how the wall is brick. Me and Gerardo are big on Menectodon,

Patrick B. David shit. Mm-hmm. Huge following on True Social and Menectodon and Philanthropy X and Facebook and Instagram.

Yeah. We're out there and we'll say what we want. If we get shadow banned, good. Yeah. Good.

Boom. The diet starts Monday. Good. Yeah. Diet doesn't start Fridayiday bro diet starts monday good yeah all right well let's put three c's in this next clip dude this one's posted by pp stains in the front it's called boppa's it's my daily face is big hit with the fellas uh i don't know what that means it's my daily daily. Oh, the car, my daily car. Yeah, okay.

Hot rod car, that's heat. Bro, that DBN 170, it's the fastest production car I ever made. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. What did he say? Can you guess first? Something about a demon is the fastest car. Oh, you're probably right. I completely lost it, but I think you're right.

Hot rod car, that's heat. Bro, that DBN 170, it's the fastest production car ever made from the factory. It comes with slicks, 1025 horsepower. It comes with slicks. I don't know what slicks are. Probably something you could be tech. Probably another blower. Or supercharger.

Or a big valve. Or suspension, maybe. He's like, this car actually has one of the biggest valves. The car guys are like, yeah, right. Good job, Brent. If we were on it, he'd be like, my catalytic converter got stolen. Thanks, Gerardo.

And then it would be like a Reddit clip, like Gerardo bomb, bomb again. Yeah, I don't know where it is. It got stolen. It's my daily Japanese car market Mike Mollat it's my daily what's your daily my daily dude

my daily good question what's your daily I got a hot you ever seen the in 2010 they made the Toyota Prius I think the fourth generation Toyota Prius

hot battery two batteries big ones one big one one small one 12 volt hybrid the other one a lot of horsepower kicking booming pull it booming yeah uh pull it up like can we can you pull it up chin um and oh yeah there it is right there see that it's fucking gorgeous that's sweet nice body work uh aerodynamic feel even when you're driving it you're like is this a fucking viper if a guy pulls up and that and a chick sees it, it's like second date. Yeah. It's my daily.

Yeah, dude. Okay. My, my daily is, um, I need new windshield wipers on my Camry. Cause the windshield wipers make the sound when they go up and down.

Yeah. Then I got to wipe the water. Yeah. Yeah. I got to get the, either got to go to my car guy and get it skid deduct or bring it into the, um, uh, dealership and kind of get good douche. Bubba, Bubba, you got to get a new valve.

Right. The valve is what you need to the blower, the supercharger. Hey, man, if I get, I mean, that's a lot. I'm thinking I'm kind of a car guy myself. What I'm going to do is just rip them off, you know? What kind of slicks you got? 720s. What? of slicks you got? 720s. What?

Yeah. They make them that big? Bro. I'm not a numbers guy, but I went in there and I was like, guys, I'm a car guy. 720s on each windshield wiper. Single carb or double carb? Triple carb. What? No.

Are you? That's eight wheels on the camera yeah but pull it up though pull those wings wings oh shit that looks nice yeah dude what the wings make it hard to change lanes but yeah you know, Dex. Wow, dude. Yeah, that would be my daily too, dude. I need to get up on your game, dude. Boom. Boom.

All right, so this one, the last clip for the day, sadly. It's always the saddest part of the show. It's called Theo Naming the Waters, posted by Tyson Uppercuts. Let's see here. It says UFC 600, Laffy Faces. Bernie Shaw, I'm calling you out, boy. UFC 600, you little freaking Rubik's Cube. Freaking brain pigeon, I'll meet you.

No nonsense, Keith Peterson. I want you to referee. Vernon Shaw, baby. We're going to put the exclamation point on that CT, son. Grr. That is so funny, man. Yeah. Brain pigeon, you little Rub rubik's cube who thinks of these things he's so good you know one of the thousand dude yeah dude that's a real murderer you know i mean he can do it he actually can be that funny so respect the comment says why isn't this in the

gta6 trailer that's a good comment See, funny stuff breeds more funny stuff. Yeah, dude. Right? Yeah, thank him. All right, well, that's it. Join our Reddit. Check out our Patreon. Raccoon Tweety is on Thursday.

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