10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan and Brendon watching Brenda drink from his shoe | 10 Minutes of Schaub #21

Episode Date: January 16, 2023

Twenty-first episode of 10 Minutes of Schaub with Brendon Walsh

Why don't you ask the kids at T-Fat K? Did Brandon just say that magic has AIDS? He's redacted, what a bad clip! What else do you have for us, Chin? I'm just sitting at the store and walking to my truck. Release surprises today You better actually watch 10 Minutes of Shob Alright, welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shob Joining me today is the Brendan Walsh The Brendan Walsh from World Record Pod Hey everybody

We got two Brendans Talking about a Brendan Tomorrow, should I announce that To Brendan. Talking about a Brendan. Tomorrow, should I announce that? Well, it's not tomorrow. It's if you're watching this. You're right. If you're watching this, you can watch the World Record podcast where I had Brendan on.

And we talked about Brendan there, too, for a full hour, hour and a half, if you're on Patreon. Or actually, yeah, I don't know know go over to world record podcast on youtube and you can watch a whole other probably like 45 50 minutes of yeah shop talk but this one is just going to be 10 minutes or maybe a little bit longer so this is the appetizer yeah and then you know get because i know what it's like to watch 10 minutes of Shob. And you always want more. After you're like, come on. That's what leads me to spending time on TFATK

when I should be with my children. Who you've taught to say dicey dicey. Dicey dicey. Yeah, I haven't given her the dice yet i have to make that video i saw a clip got posted somehow from the patreon on tfk and uh you had said the eight it's a line where you say i watch it 80 times and somebody wrote 80 times that's rookie yeah yeah i know yeah going to it 80 times a day but anyways that's not why you're here you're here for 10 minutes of shop so let's start

the clip now alright so the first one is from his Instagram his latest stand up post probably went viral let's see here waiting for I'm so late I'm so sorry so you see it in the flash that's what's amazing is he can't say one syllable words can't say flesh can't say uh salt like they should have uh i don't know if t fat k put the

subtitles on there but salt lake should be spelled S-A-W-L-T. No, it was from his own Instagram. Yeah, I've heard it both ways. Both? Dude, it's crazy to me. His video audio guys are terrible. I think that's just someone with a phone. Was the audio low because it's just on a phone?

Because I can barely hear it. Is that what he posts online? Yeah, he posted that. He posted it, but somebody but somebody i mean maybe one of his boys took the video that was a sanctioned video by him and they were like you gotta do this stuff about how you talk about black guys well i think what he's saying because like utah salt lake city utah's pretty much all white yeah so he's like i brought some black guys so you can see what they look like in person like the only reason he brought two black guys was so he had so he could fill up a few minutes when he got on stage yeah smart his whole like he's got to be panicked every night

like i have to do 45 minutes at least. And it's just like, I got, we got to go see him. I got to go see him do an hour. We almost went to Ontario, but you're right. We should go when we, maybe we'll go to Canada. Yeah.

We'll go to Canada. Well, let's not spoil it. Let's we haven't gotten to that. I can't believe they didn't do any Utah jazz riffs. Cause he might have black guys. And that sounds like a shop thing. Yeah.

He's very hacky when it comes to that. But this is the infamous clip that everyone's talking about this week in the Shabbaverse. It's the Magic Johnson clip. Here we go. I called when the pandemic was over. Your boy called it because this isn't like inside LA politics baseball here. You guys get this reference because

it went viral for everybody in the world because the mayor of LA, Garcetti, piece of trash. He's been shoving masks down our throats for three years. Mr. Mascasevajo for three years. What does that mean? I don't know what that means.

Why does he do this? Mr. Mascasevajo. I think he's at this point is maybe smart enough to realize that everything's crumbling and he has to figure out how to do stand-up quick. He's like, he's had what, five years of just like this cakewalk into the stand-up world.

And now he's like, fuck, I need to learn how to do stand-up. So he's just watching clips of Joey Dia. I don't know, whoever, look for a clip of somebody going, and you get like, I don't know, somebody did this. And he's like, I'll do that. It's a nine somebody did this and he's like i'll do that but he's using it wrong he's like you know like it's not even watching stand-up he's watching like a movie by accident yeah he's getting confused do you i have a question for you do you think he watches stand-up like you know since he's a fighter right now fighters watch clips so he goes and stand up the same way i i mean i think that's the only brain he has like he's not yeah he's watching it as like yeah i mean that's where

he's getting this and that's like everything is coming and he's gonna get so he's gonna get knocked out in whatever way the same is. Because he got knocked out from watching those clips when he's a fighter. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, he's still, yeah, he's still doing it wrong. And he's not learning anything. Like, you can't, he will never be funny. No, no. Intentionally.

I mean, he's my favorite comedian. Unintentionally. Yeah. Let me, let me correct myself. He's hilarious. But he will never be hilarious the way he wants to be. Probably not. And he also seems to not learn anything ever, right?

No. Sometimes he goes like a little bit, like there'll be a clip where it's like, oh, Bapa's showing self-awareness in the TFAK, but then he comes right back out with this magic John. Well, I don't want to spoil it. Yeah, let's leave that. I can't really hear what he's saying,

but I can see that. Garcetti, you piece of trash. This guy said piece of trash. This makes me like Garcetti, who I don't like. Yeah, I know. He goes to the Super Bowl last year with the Rams. One, he takes a picture next to Magic Johnson without a mask. San Jose, I would wear a mask around Magic Johnson, right?

Why is that? You guys know why come on certainly be cool be cool right don't make me say it don't make me say what it's like practicing winking

hey anyway so sorry he's the same room as Magic Johnson one thing that made me laugh when the

on the cause the don't make me say it thing I was reading through the replies and people were just like what what does that even mean? And one person was like, the N-word. Well, go back a little bit, too, with, like, just the, he's, like, just listen to the way

he says Magic Johnson. Like, the guy can't talk. If I was in the same room as Magic Johnson. Like, that old sentence is, if I was in the same room as magic johnson he goes if i was in the sam row jack johnson like if i was in the sam row jick johnson if i was the sam row jadget jack johnson let's hear it one more time this will be an extended 10 minutes because that's what you just made it

if i was in the sandro's jack let's go back again sandro's jake johnson i was in the sandro's jack johnson now somebody you can pause it here somebody gave him that mosquito line 100 percent 100 percent what if that's like you know when your parents say like don't make funny faces because it'll freeze that way like we make fun of shop so much we forget how to talk shop is literally his stand up is showing someone the ring tape but he there, there's no way I would bet, I am a gambling man, and I would put a thousand dollars on

him. He did not write the mosquito line. Yeah, probably not. There's too many levels to it. Even though it's simple and fucking stupid, it's still, it's to one level too much out of his realm.

I think that people write the stupid shit he says, some of them, if it's even a joke. I remember they said that King and the Sting had writers. That's crazy. It was like a scandal for a while. I don't know why. Comedy's so sad. Who's working on those?

Like, let's get somebody, if you're watching this, if you've been involved in writing for Brendan Schaub in any capacity, reach out to my lawyer, frankcum69 at gmail.com. Please do. That's a real, that'll go to Frank. And yeah, let's get talking. You can be in a silhouette with a disguised voice, whatever. I just want to hear how it works. We do want to find.

I think that's a good idea. I want to find some of these people. I want to find, for sure, any writers, if they're willing to go on. Any disgruntled employee from this universe. There's got to be. He's blaming you for the COVID shit. Yes. He's probably a dick to be around.

I know that guy. Eat a hot chip guy. Wait, wait. Who's that guy Sean McCorkle. Wait, wait. Who's that guy? Yeah, he ate a hot chip. We want that guy on for sure. Look how pleased he is with himself.

This moron takes a picture next to Mac Johnson without a mask. Well, the intern's like, oh, he's up. Click. Tweets the picture out. It goes viral. 60,000 retweets in like five minutes. He's getting destroyed in the comments. It gets so bad, they announce he's going to hold a press conference the next morning. I'm like, see this one. This is real. He gets on there.

And the first question, this journalist goes, Mr. Garcetti, Mr. Mayor, real quick. You were caught yesterday not wearing a mask next to Magic Johnson. Does anything you want to say about that? People are pretty upset. He goes, I'm glad you brought that up. Oh, my God. I'm glad you brought that up. Yes.

Thank you for asking. Yes. Yes. I was holding my breath. Excuse me, sir. It's like the first time Shab has gotten to think someone else is stupid you know sit in judgment

no cause he even says that in gringo poppy when like his first bid is about the covid vaccines right right right and which I don't understand he does that little walk thing I think he got that from Rogan. Maybe does Rogan do that? Like kind of like walking back and forth and he does this like,

uh, he, you know how he, and the gringo poppy like pulls his eye down where he's like, I got the vaccine. I feel crazy. Like he's like, remember that one guy,

that idiot, that total moron. Do you remember the guy that he's talking about? It doesn't exist. it doesn't exist. It doesn't exist. I don't think there was one guy who got the vaccine. They didn't. I'm really sick.

And he was like, he said he was like on meth. Is that like, there wasn't the first person they put on the news. Wasn't a meth addict with a droopy eye or whatever the fuck. Yeah, whatever Fauci. I mean, yeah, Schaub lies a lot and he just kind of makes up stuff i think shah says whatever he thinks maybe happened like somebody he maybe heard some of that from someone else and then he interpreted i think he's i i wonder how much time and we talk about this on the world record podcast where you, you would like to see like a documentary about the making of gringo poppy and

the showtime. Yes. I think you'd be, or you'd be surprised. Is that what it's called? I think you'd be surprised or maybe it's, I think it's just, you'd be surprised.

Yeah. I would like to see the preparation that went into gringo poppy. Cause I feel like, well, that's a perfect, I was not, not to cut you off. No, no. I, I feel like... Well, that's a perfect... No, I'm not to cut you off. No, no. I mean, I was just, you know, drifting off.

Trying to imagine, like, how much time went into prepare for that. Like, I think it was like, oh, we got to have a vaccine thing. And so, like, oh, the first person, let's, like, he's got, like, a writer's room with, like, who? That's who we need to find out. Like, these people i mean it's perfect and it's the perfect like follow-up

documentary because it could be two parts yeah the first part is showtime i won't do it i won't go into that because i'll talk about it on yours oh yeah showtime documentary but then this part two is like the gringo poppy the redemption the resurrection of jeffrey dahmer and it has like coming up with a song and like getting people to stand outside and cutting it sitting in his garage with an exacto knife cutting out the skyline background for the addison improv covering up the improv this is totally different coming up with the idea like okay what was the special gonna be about and then he's like, I got it. My wife is Mexican. Flamin' hot Cheetos.

I don't understand why he dresses like the pants look weird. It's like a Peter Pan kind of vibe too. I mean, yeah, he's got a hole. I don't know. And it's always a jacket. If nobody's wearing thigh high shorts, Brendan gets mad. Which Brendan? There's three of us here.

There's three Brendan's. I mean, it is so easy to make fun of this. Like us, what we're doing. And I said that on world record. It's like if some teenage black girl walked in, it's just like, all three Brendan's. It's so easy to like to let me get this straight you're brendan he's brendan and he's brendan you all suck yeah yeah it would be why are you talking

about his clothes kuni or any teenager i don't know i feel like black girl teenagers are like the best at like tearing people down but uh i mean any teenager i don't want it to happen i avoid there's a high school in my neighborhood i don't ever walk past it because i don't need to be like hey fatso hey you fat old fuck that's not like fantastic that guy where is i wonder where that is which improv is that yeah i don't know what improv that is it's also not something a six-year-old would say no and like even there's a part like and i don't want to like keep rehashing these but just the way he rushes through that in that clip too where he you weren't wearing a mask next to magic johnson or whatever and he goes that's insane i just made that part up but she's like yeah it's it's just crazy how the how he's gained zero he's learned nothing after being on stage a lot a lot

in front of big crowds well there's a famous thing of him kind of they're making fun of him for lying but he says how much he's been on stage and he's like this guy asked him how long he's been doing stand-up and he's like oh well you know six how long he's been doing standup. And he's like, oh, well, you know, six years or whatever, but really 10 years because of how much stage time I've got. And it's ridiculous. But at the same time, he has gotten a lot. He should have a little bit of skill. Yeah, he should be better.

The clip where he says something a six-year-old would say, the obvious joke there, I think is um not a good one but the obvious one is to compare it to clinton you know with like i didn't inhale that's the obvious i did not have sex with that woman or that but instead shab is like my six-year-old and it just doesn't make any sense well i feel like what he's doing now is trying to focus on i think somebody told him like you just got to be real you got to be yourself so now he's doing now is trying to focus on i think somebody told him like you just got to be real you got to be yourself so now he's like so i wake up at 7 a.m i'm in my underwear i'm drinking coffee my six-year-old's there i got my car out there my lawn is situated like this in

the front it's like no he didn't say just describe your day-to-day activity. So now to his podcasting endeavors. This one's called The Incessant Need to Embellish Every Story. Croissants. Sure, Brenda. All right, let's see what this is. Bramping up for Halloween. How's those costumes looking?

The mom's out there. Did you make the costume? I just prefer for the parents to make the costume so it's a little more unique my mom used to make mine that's where you saw the french robot the infamous french robot which i will post every halloween to the day i die so you can bet your sweet sweet chops i'm gonna post that uh coming up here i was this french robot and i handed out croissants to all the kids. And my mom was not happy. I think for Halloween, I'm going to go as the San Jose Jack Johnson. There's so much in that clip. He mispronounced so many things in a row. Costume.

I mean, that's again, like the he can't, like he's not good at talking and his career is heavily relies on talking. He broke Walsh's brain on that one. What was the croissant thing? Did you understand that? Well, he was a French robot, so he would give out croissants.

And his mom didn't like that. I don't know. His mom made the costume apparently but she was mad because why he was gave away too many pastries as a kid well let's be honest this is probably not real yeah yeah yeah but let's do i mean i i don't want to go this has already been 20 minutes of shop but uh this is gonna be a longer yeah this is gonna be the i mean we literally it looks like the charlie day meme you know where you're like yeah it's well i mean i would like yeah whatever we don't have to watch it literally, it's like the Charlie Day meme, you know, where you're like, you know. Yeah, it's, well, I mean, I would like, yeah, whatever.

We don't have to watch it again, but it's, I don't get the point. Like. Oh, really, dude? I'm sorry. Oops. So he's got a French robot. He's handing out croissants and his mom's much to his mom's dismay and then i went into the closet opened up the comic book store because i had to open still had to sell my comics out of the closet he's like yeah it just doesn't make sense because

he's so stupid now but as a a kid, he's a genius. He's a comic book salesman. And he made this costume and made croissants. French robot. I'm glad I made croissants. I couldn't make costumes as a kid. I'm not that dumb. I don't know where the croissants came in.

Like, did they buy the croissants? I guess. Like, you have to stock up on croissants to be giving them out. But also, you're a kid. Why aren't you trick-or-treating? Why are you giving out croissants to be giving them out. But also you're a kid. Why aren't you trick-or-treating? Why are you giving out croissants? Yeah, it doesn't make sense. You would be going to get candy.

You wouldn't be like, what kid, do his friends want a bunch of croissants? Where did he get the idea? Talking about French? Actually, it's back to stupid now. Because maybe he is so stupid that he was like i'm gonna get my all my friends yeah croissants because they'll love it it'll be netflix prior to netflix i guess so not netflix yet blockbuster was probably a good one but blockbuster

is bad yeah that's but it used to be good. Yeah, when was the turn? When did Shab start using? All right, so this one's called Boppa Just Goes B. A, comparison of the vaunted shelf display from the first episode until today. I don't know if that's going to help us at all with this clip. A little whiskey for the first episode of the Shab show, man. Hell yeah. A little whiskey. See behind me, I got some of my my I don't want to say favorite whiskeys

and then up there I want to highlight my favorite sneaker of the month so I'm going to switch that every month. That is the Nike Yeezy. It's up there so I don't get ingrown toenail but every month I'll switch that shoe out. My favorite sneaker? So next

every week keep your eye out behind me. I'll have my favorite shoe. And then some of my favorite, well, not, they're not really my favorite whiskey. They're not really my favorite whiskey. So this is on the shelf.

And some of my favorite, well, you know, kind of not really my favorite, but the shoe now that's my favorite shoe up there next week. But it's not my favorite because I change it every week. Yeah, it's going to be a new favorite shoe. And then someone

comes in and says, Shav, it's time to go. And they're like, you got it in another room. He gets up. He's only wearing one shoe. Wait, I got to get my shoe back off the shelf so I can ride it home. My favorite shoe. I wear it on the day of the show. I wear my favorite shoe. My favorite life vest. He comes in every week.

All right, let me take this off. Put it up here. And three, two, one. Welcome to the Brandon Shaw Show. And we know now from the last week's thing that he is on Alpha Brain and Kratom. What is Kratom? I don't really know. Well, thank you to the YouTube commenters that explained what it was

but i'm kind of busy so i read yeah i read it and it kind of went in one ear and out the other but some one of them said it's like supposed to make you focus uh-huh um but it's also like from heroin or something so some people are saying it's very bad for you well i did see a comment that because he was like i take this five times four times a day some little shot bottle hippo kratom or something and i saw in the comments it was on the reddit it had to be and they were like if you just read the bottle it says don't take more than one shot a day it's obvious too that that's like because what medicine or anything is four or five times a day, like almost non-existent, right? I don't know. Four or five times a day. That's like water. You should, you know, not like,

well, I mean, it's probably like people take five hour energy like that. That's how I was kind of like, it looks like it's in a little five hour energy thing, right? One or two, two max. I don't know. I mean, people drink that shit. There's probably people who do it fucking every hour. People drink Red Bull like crazy. You see their effects. Well, that's what's crazy is that, you know, alpha brain, anything with the word brain in it shouldn't. They're like, this is our spokesman, the dumbest guy in the world.

Yeah, all these products that are supposed to help you think and speak effectively, Schaub is shelling them. It doesn't make sense. Yeah, leave those to Callan to force on people. All right, so this one's called Boppa's 250-pound claim gets eroded, followed by a Sunday grab bag of nonsense. Oh, yeah, yeah. Is it good? I will

see. We'll see. I'm every bit of 250 here man, but when you're to cut down to 60, I'm probably 60. I'm probably 60 for sure. Yeah. You ain't lying. Yeah. I mean, our brand's thick but I can't get too thin and fuck up the business. You know, but uh...

Brayden can't have blue. What the fuck? Brayden can't eat blue foods. It's called Underwood and Lopez. Underwood and Lopez. Underwood Family Farm. What? Dude.

Okay, okay, okay. I don't know. It's funny to me that, uh... Redacted. Redacted. Redacted. It's all to me that Randy has embraced it. It's a clip of Randy Felface right at the beginning. And he does not seem like the act that would just completely embrace T-Fat K. But he totally has. He's doing AMAs. He's so into it.

Yeah, I know. Everybody likes this shit is it uh isn't confirmed that it's the right that it is the real guy because there's so many layers of like disguise where it's like no the Randy Felface is doing an AMA well who like who's the guy like it's like no it's a puppet and then there's a guy too like you're like you're right it's a I mean it probably is I I don't know I assume I mean, it probably, I don't know. I assume somebody did their homework, but like, I don't know who,

does anybody know who's working Randy Feltface, the puppet? Yeah, it's like an Australian guy or something like that. White guy. I shouldn't say everybody likes it. Cause I told you I was at a friend of ours house and we has a dinner party. And I, when I,

when I came over, it was like a nice dinner party. And then he saw me and he was like, I'm going to put on the gringo pop. The two people that were at the dinner party were like, we have to leave. So not everyone's homeless, but they want to be though for sure.

Yeah. I mean, if they really got, if they watched enough of it, I think that, yeah, there's a lot of like, just putting on gringo poppy. It's, for sure. Yeah. I mean, if they really got, if they watched enough of it, I think. Yeah. There's a lot of like, just putting on Gringo Poppy. It's a lot for some.

You have to give people like a little bit of a, like you have to have like, yeah, like a little van outside with a little school desk and a, and a TV screen, you know, just like, okay, so here's. Classic clip. This one's called the movie in silence. Papa wasn't there, but he chases them away. All right, let's check this out. I, you know, my house got broken into, you know, but I wasn't there.

They did it when I left for standup, but my wife and tiger were in the house. There's guns involved. I chased them. The cops thought I was the house. It was just a fucking mess. It's one of the reasons i moved what what moved i wait he's did he say what do you mean he wasn't there he he chased he said he chased him i uh you know my my house got broken too uh you know but i wasn't there they did it

when i left for stand-up but my wife and tiger were in the house. There's guns involved. I chased them. The cops thought I robbed the house. It was just a fucking... So, like, is he saying that he came back? He wasn't there in the beginning and then he came and found his guns and chased them? I mean, the way that it would only make sense is, like, so he left for stand-up and maybe his wife called him and said,

hey, there's guys in the house. And so he turned around and came back and got his guns. And I don't know. But that's another thing too, because in his, is it in, like Gringo Poppy ends with some like big long gun story. He is contradicting that. He's like, I never shot a gun, never held a gun. Like he says that sometimes. And then he's like I never shot a gun never held a gun

like he says that sometimes and then he's like chasing guys with guns and then there was another clip where he's talking about how he has a concealed carry permit another thing is like if this is his wife are they in Mexico as he's saying

this is like what I've been saying about Schaub and everybody. Well, not everybody, but like the Zapruder aspect of a lot of what he does. It's like, here's different venue, like views. And you're like, wait a minute. If you look at Schaub from this, is he saying that? You know, like it's all very confusing. He's a walking Zapruder film?

He's a walking Zapruder film as well. Yeah. I don't know what happened in this clip he maybe he was doing a zoom show in like a different room of the house and then he just came that's another possibility i wasn't there but then you know guns were involved cops thought i was robbing the house he's hyping it up and it's another thing is my house got broke into that's why I had to move uh

in a Guadalajara hard scarf my wife in a Guadalajara hard scarf yeah you know my wife she came out

she had a bag of hot cheetos she started throwing them everywhere she's Mexican okay they tried to get the they tried to get the jewels but all they got was you know some pico de gallo and i'm on keto all right this one's called bapa s recovered drug

if he has any drugs on him probably wasn't the best idea dude my one of my favorite moments ever from anyone's career was was in yours when uh when you kick the kick the pills and you said beforehand where you were like i'm fucking bad because i knew what that's like and i was like i could just see i was like prescription pills like i struggled back yeah i like myself do you still have them what no i avoid them like the plague yeah me too but i have surgeries and stuff so i still i still have a hot lot i'd be lying to you say that i haven't you know what i mean yeah me too but like

it's a battle constantly you know what I mean because also too I live in a world where surgeries injuries you have a doctor

hey man if you want to sleep tonight what are you going to do we just replaced your neck or you know what I mean go to Disneyland with the kids

we just replaced your neck be miserable I don't want a fucking wheelchair pushing me around if he said it that was funny. So then I'm sitting there like on a cane. And then my personality, then it's like, well, I'm a miserable asshole right now.

I think the drug addict said that. Oh. I mean, he asked the guy if he still, he was like, you still have him. It sounded like he was dead serious. Yeah. Like he was going to ask him for him. Almost. I don't think he understood like when the other guy said when

you kick the pills i don't think it had registered with like that was too much shorthand for papa he's like oh you're kicking them like it's like a hacky sack you would kick some my way he's he says do you still have them as if like the conversation could have gone like yeah yeah and they're like oh yeah I love pills but because I carry them around I was badly addicted

to them but I still have all I can't bring them with me you never know papa he'd be down to like take them right there

early after the show you know I got my fair of whiskeys here and my shoes here too we can fill up a shoe of whiskey and wash some pills down with some tiger thick drinking out of his big, stupid sneaker. If you saw, let's say you were at the store, right?

You're doing one of those shows and you saw shop drinking whiskey out of a shoe. Would you try and help him? Like help him like, they're like, like hey do you want a glass for that or because i would i would think it would be like a ritual i mean like hey man like you shouldn't like you shouldn't drink your tiger thick out of your shoe it's not i know you're high on you know kratom kratom i want to try krat. He's high on Kratom and he sees like a few of you. What if he watches this on Kratom and he's like, oh, fuck. There's so many Brendans after me. Oh, fuck.

God damn it. I can't stop focusing. Everybody's named Brendan. It is the dumbest fucking. Oh, really, dude? Oh, really, dude? Really, dude? All right. So this one's called another failed attempt by Mr.

Don't make me say it. Trying to pronounce someone's name. All right. Before he starts fucking his maid. We had, we had. But we had good people. They would ride motorcycles. They like guns.

They would fuck hot women. They would fight people. We had Jean-Claude Van Damme. Yes, I'm saying. Now we got good people. They would ride motorcycles. They liked guns. They would fuck hot women. They would fight people. We had Jean-Claude Van Damme. Yes, I'm saying. Now we got the fuck. Why does he always have food in his mouth? But we had good people. They would ride motorcycles.

If you had a big speech impediment, would you also try and talk with food in your mouth too? So dumb. You know, that's a good point. But Leah made fun of him on one of the clips for it for having food in his mouth and it is pretty funny i mean watching him eat again i'm gonna say it is fascinating just the whole style of eating uh the tongues all the way out yeah yeah when he eat he's very he's a. Like, he's actually pretty funny at eating. That's right.

Like, let's look at the positive. Like, instead of tearing him down, let's find positive things. He eats funny. Here's one thing I've noticed about the eating. Like, if he's done once or twice, he'll say something absurd and then take a bite. Oh, yeah. And that's comedic. If he was doing that on purpose, not unlike our friend Heather.

He's like, so your wife just died and he eats like a big bite of like pork sandwich or whatever pulled pork well that's what i i think i say that on the world record episode that is also out now um that could be the the eating thing might be a cte that that might be a indicative of brain damage sticking your tongue all the way out when you eat or there's you know you may you may don't find the uh the glass he's trying to find the straw or whatever or he can't drink it's like that that could be also be cte i don't know what cte is i mean it's brain damage right it's just a certain is it the concussion thing that the football guys get talking about UFC

also I want to talk about I don't want his house to get robbed that's scary oh yeah if that really happened oh yeah no I'm not celebrating the fact that his house got robbed

I'm just like I'm just confused at how he it just doesn't make sense the way he describes his account of events it's got to be confusing. Imagine being the cop that came up to you.

Exactly. Yeah, it's got to be sucks for the cop because they're like, wait a minute. Okay, so you weren't here, but you're here right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, maybe he admitted to doing some kind of fraudulent like insurance scam inadvertently. I wasn't there, but I was chasing him down the street.

The cops are like, okay, we get it. That is your favorite shoe. He's like, you guys want some coffee? I got, I got a whole box of shoes up there.

He serves everything. This is my favorite wife. I hope you're thirsty. This is a size 13. Fill hope you're thirsty. I hope you're thirsty. This is size 13. Fill with Mountain Dew. Don't worry. Don't worry.

They're gone. There's no Crocs in here. Nothing like that. Ken, the reason that you don't wear Crocs. Crocs don't hold. Watch this. Look, I pour champagne in the Crocs. Comes right out the holes.

He starts doing this. I was in the fucking new hole room, okay? It was the fucking new room. It was the fucking 90s. He should do an hour at Flappers. That I would go to. That's where Cooney's world merged. Yeah, perfect. This one's called Why did Papa feel

the need to repeat himself so much? Oh, yeah. He loves to hear himself talk. Oh, I love it. Such a good dude yeah that was one of those like there was a yeah oh sorry shout out to that show you know what movie i i came home to it was just i left the the tv on in my hotel i come back and i was like i had my food there was like one in the morning i'm like from the 80s and i was like man this why do i know

this so well it was my favorite movie as a kid. This is where I have CT. It was my favorite movie as a kid. I was like, I've seen this. I knew everything coming up. It was He-Man. It was He-Man.

Remember the original with Dolph Lundgren? Movie? He can't even say movie. Or Dolph Lundgren, but that's what that's, yeah.

That's a, what kind of, it was He-Man. Remember the original with Dolph Lundgren? They cut it off. It was He-Man. It was He-Man remember the original with Dolph Dolph Lundgren they cut it off it was he-man it was he-man

he didn't he was not able to say the name of the movie of his favorite movie which seems to be a constant thing with shot this is not the first clip like that

where he's like oh I remember I remember and then he doesn't remember what it is that's uh there is one clip

it's way back it's like him and D'Elia and Eric Griffin and Eric Griffin says, he's like, you know, like when you're kids or whatever, you're playing hide and go seek. And he's just sitting there. He goes, great game. D'Elia points out, he's like,

this dumb motherfucker just said hide and seek is a great game. Like he's total serious. He's like, you're like, you play these kid games like hide and seek. And he's like, great game. That is a great game like he's total serious he's like you like you play these kid games like hide and seek and he's like great game that's a great game yeah and hilarious and if you're a bully you'd be like all right tell me the rules of hide and seek yeah yeah yeah just to see if he could do it because even if he knows that which he probably does even with cte yeah he would say a bunch of things wrong. Great game, never played it. Never met him, yeah. Thank him.

He has like a dinner party. There's like waiters walking around in trays with sneakers full of champagne and Tiger Thig whiskey. The sweet, sweet nectar. I can see the chip guy drinking out of a shoe. I've told him too. You know what I mean? Yeah. Gin would probably say yeah to it too i imagine

yeah what what did you think of the um the uh mr rogers thing you have opinion on that uh i mean i think it's hilarious you know i mean he basically somebody told him some urban legend maybe the person who told him that believed it too. Maybe. And he just was like, oh, I can't wait to show, you know, bring up this now,

this newly found knowledge on my podcast or whatever. Did he bring it up because he was like that stupid? You know, they like, they just believe sort of this main story or is it just that he's always really drunk and he's just like, you know, sort of this main story or is it just that he's always really drunk and they just like, you know, when you're super drunk,

you just believe anything that someone tells you. I don't know, man. I don't know. I mean, I could see, you know, it's like that Seinfeld episode where like Jerry tells Elaine that war and

peace originally was titled war. What is it good for? And she like brings it up at some like her boss at a book thing or whatever and they're like she's like yeah did you know war and peace and so like i feel like it's kind of that yeah give a telephone no just somebody told him that story and possibly they believed it or he read it somewhere and didn't realize it was on like you know a joke website well here's the clip and he didn't think about the logistics

of it well here's the clip and there's a little bit of context at the end of the clip to where they possibly have gotten it from did Mr. Rogers drink on the show he sure did it was just off air he was hammered 90% of the time he enjoyed his life chatting about

snotty nose kids. He's got his shoe and his whiskey on the same shelf in this one. Brandon! You got the shoe on the whiskey shelf! Cut! Who is the guy? Who is the director?

He already is talking about Mr. Rogers not liking the kids. Yeah, yeah. Mr. Rogers' whole thing was how much he liked kids. Beat down basement. You know he was a sniper in the military, like one of the most decorated snipers. Dude was a savage.

Savage. Savage. You don't know that either, huh, Mark? Murder. Yeah, beast. By the way, did you guys know? I can't believe this. I just read this. Did you guys know that Mr.'t believe this, I just read this, did you guys know

that Mr. Rogers used to be in the Navy? Tatted up, sniper, killed guy. Never knew that. That's crazy. Just like a whole other life that we never knew about. Used to drink before the show. He was completely wasted. It's crazy. It's all in the movie.

That guy's homeless. You had to read him his lines. I see him his lines. Yeah. I see him pop up. I don't know his whole story, but obviously he does some kind of MMA show. He's like the best MMA commentator. He's one of the really big ones.

Yeah. Does, is he like with Rogan and on the ring side or he just is, has like a show. The UFC actually hated him for the longest time, but he's, he's got the biggest MMA show, MMA news.

I mean, I don't know too. This is more of an Oathman type question. He'd know right away. When he'll watch this, he'll be like, I didn't answer that. But yeah, I think he's just a commentator kind of like that, Luke Thomas. And then Shab steals from both of them, I think. But definitely Luke. He hears their opinion on stuff and just sort of regurgitates it

in Shab-ism and shabby ease there is a there's a different clip where he finds out that he's wrong at the end of it oh yeah the Mr. Rogers yeah yeah yeah we watched that on

he's like reading he's like oh no and then Shab's like nope it's just so ridiculous we talked about in the last one He's like, oh, no, no, no. And then Chop's like, nope. It's just so ridiculous. We talked about it in the last one, but the idea to think of Mr. Rogers in the jungle. All camo. The way you think about, was it Martin Sheen?

Yeah. Yeah. Marlon Brando. Apocalypse Now. Yeah, or Platoon. Or Deer Hunter or yeah

Mr. Rogers and the Giddy Mousing yeah Giddy Mousing Giddy Mousing well neighbor well that's all the clips what's that

that's all the clips oh shit alright well thanks for tuning in we had a big show. Walsh, thank you so much for coming on. Thanks for having me. And, you know, this is, yeah, you're feeding this dark monster.

A big fat cat. Yeah. Watch the, if you haven't had enough, go to World Record Podcast and see some more. And, yeah, I don't want to, this has been a long one for you guys. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, join, if you'd like to join the Discord, Frank comes on there, Wadsworth, fucking.

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