10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub Allows FIGHT at his Show? | 10 Minutes of Schaub #10

Episode Date: January 16, 2023

Tenth episode of 10 Minute of Schaub

Out in the streets, they call him Papa. Welcome to Shop Rock. Come where we watch 10 minutes. We gonna hit on the shop like people leave negative comments on this kind of stuff. We love to see them happen. I'm sure you'll get plenty of negative comments for whatever we just did. But welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shop. Quick shout out to Zach.

Yes, thank you. little esther's here from uh she's not really here but there's a camera there the zach from uh hail mary's pizza in atwater village the first person ever to recognize me friend he did it from 10 minutes of shop i was in there getting pizza and i hear big boy squad i'm not even making that up man i'll be back every day now to get more pizza. Yeah, so welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shop. We'll get right to it. I got to say, this week's 10 Minutes of Shop,

we did another 10 minutes, but the clips were so bad. Yeah, because that's what happens with shop. Sometimes you just watch these clips and you're like, oh my God, even I don't think this is funny. Which I may include a part of that right here. Here it goes. Because you have a special coming out. Correct.

That I want to talk about. This Thursday? Next week. Next week, Thursday. Okay, so this will be coming out two days. Oh, awesome. Where is it coming out? YouTube.

Just I do YouTube. Look at their face. You're a YouTuber. Are you a vlogger? No, not at all. No. You do YouTube? It's so awkward. I'm not at all. No. You do YouTube? It's so awkward.

I'm in my mix. They're horrified by that. Because he's like on Showtime. They're shocked that he's literally going to put out. Then they don't even know it's going to be the Gringo Poppy. Yeah. It's like, think about back in time. This is like hearing about 9-11 before it happened.

And they've. Well, we should say 9-11 for the comedy community not yeah exactly basically 9-11 that we all know comedy you're right that's essentially what gringo poppy was gringo poppy never forget dude these guys are like huge youtube guys and they hear that he's doing youtube and they're like what are you insane thick boy yeah so many c's so many c's and um i know you do jujitsu yeah oh yeah for how long i can roll bro how long i can roll a couple years all right yeah does wifey handle the discipline she's latin runs it like fucking stalin same with you too she's born in mexico for sure born in Mexico. Don't get twisted. What?

We got to go to dinner. Wait, right now? They're just making stuff up. Wait, can you pause it? This is shot in a way where it's like the most boring interview of all time. Well, they hate that they're interviewing him at this point. They like all people from all walks of life.

It doesn't matter whether you're just random podcasters in alhambra or a huge rich guys that everyone hates in america when you meet shop you're like no you have to watch it all and document what you've seen right this is we're scientists now all right starting the clip or the all right here we go 10 minutes have started this is something that was on tiger belly one of the one of shop fans favorite most favorite five favorite podcast and uh with ethan klein and uh i guess you talk shit about brendan shop a lot of people came out in support of you which must have felt nice

yeah but they're also other people that walk brendan shop that meat-headed fuck how about that we don't even talk like that. This guy hates him. Ethan Klein, don't give a fuck. I don't know how you can live in that. I don't want you to. Because you're above it. You're better than that, Bobby. You are.

But, I don't want to... There's a difference between somebody laying back in a seat and being like, you're better than that, dude. And somebody being forward and being like, you're better than that, dude. And somebody like being forward and being like, you're better than that, dude. I like that he's laying back because it makes him feel like us. You know, we kind of look like schlubby pieces of shit. I look like a piece of shit too. So I like that part of it.

Toronto's got a beat. Hell yeah. This is like, this is times 10. We don't do this kind of stuff. And also I'm like, I'm, I'm like, where is shop? I need shop to be in this. Let's look for a shop clip here.

So this one is, it's called Brenda, which is not his name, but it's funny if you say that. Yeah, that's what the subreddit call him. They call him Brenda. Confidently states facts about dairy cow milk. Doubles, triples down. All right, triples, downs. All right, fair point.

Just why? Even before why? He goes, No, seriously, what do they do to get the milk out? He's eating a sausage. Look at his face when it pauses. Look at his face. Oh, my God.

He's so drunk and stupid. Is that a whole bottle of whiskey next to him? It's like Daniel Fard there. I love that they're like, hey, you want to eat lunch and then record the pot? He's like, no, I'll just do it there. I'll do it on the pot. No, really, seriously, how are babies made?

He's like, no, no, come on. Tell me how you tie your shoes You're talking like you fucking know. I know for a fact. You don't know. You're a dick. Like he's black and white with spots. I live in Indiana, and I believe that this is an accurate assessment. Hey, Jim, bring up the gals have to be pregnant to produce milk.

Milk, dude. I hate that Matt agreed with him. What? That Matt just agreed. He was like, I live in Indiana. It's like, Matt, Matt no stay strong Matt don't be overly stupid just to make shop feel better what were you going to say?

oh nothing he's already threatened her podcast well I just love that like every time I see a clip of Chris D'Elia on this he's just angrier and angrier that he's relegated to the podcast this is what it's come to this is your punishment you treat women badly of Chris D'Elia on this. He's just angrier and angrier that he's relegated to the podcast. This is what it's come to. This is your punishment.

You treat women badly. We'll welcome you. You got to fucking sit next to a thick Boy Squad donut shirt. The more people dig up Snapchats, the more he's got to

miss another year on him having to be on a podcast. Oh, really, dude? Here's the answer. No. That's insane. No one laughs ever ever Maybe the bull cows

Have to be pregnant They don't identify Very well Cows Only produce milk After they have given birth They don't have to You said they had to

Think they're pregnant Yeah but That's what I'm saying It's like They have to Your time frame Oh no they got to Produce milk

Dairy cattle need to be Dairy cattle Brendan Schaub Has children And a wife And he doesn't understand Oh, no, there you go. To produce milk, dairy cattle need to be... Dairy cattle? Brendan Schaub has children. And a wife. And he doesn't understand how lactating works. Just the confidence. Why would he think he knows

when he... Like, he's not a farmer. He doesn't, like... I don't understand. I feel like there's plenty of moments where you ask yourself, like, is this the hill I'm dying on, dude? Right?

Oh. Brendan Schaub, I feel like everything is like, will this kill me, please? No, no. But you give up like super easily on arguments, don't you? Does his face always look like ridiculous when you pause? Is that everyone or just like, it seems more ridiculous than the average. He has a backwards yellow hat. He woke up and he was like, yellow hat for sure.

I have millions of people watching my podcast backwards. Okay. All right, here we go. It's a little bit more. One documentary, my bad. It's like, listen. The way he said it was convincing though, right? No, not to me, bro.

We were never convinced. Also, I know this part about you. He's like, no, not true, not true. And I'm like this. I know this part about me he's like no no not true not true and I'm like this I know because of the confidence that you were

using it was too I do like that like to cover it up he's like yeah but I sounded

confident right you believed it for a second right no one believes you ever you lie and you're stupid I fucking felt it.

I know. I fucked up. Wow, that's insane. So they impregnate him and then they milk him. I just like that clip, dude. Just like what happened to your wife. I'm like afraid. Shab just got an idea. Dude, you're right. Every time you pause it, he's got a

little tongue sticking out right there, dude. Why? He's a baby. He's a grown baby. I do say he does belong in entertainment, dude, because I'm very entertained every week by him. You know, people on the subreddit will be like, or not the subreddit, people on YouTube will be like, well, you're making fun of a grown man. But in his brain, he's like a fucking 15. Yeah.

Which would be worse to make fun of a 15 year old but all right so this one i believe does not have brendan in it but it's called the diddler dance and it was pretty hot on the reddit this week all right so here goes i'll watch a thousand shop stand-up clips before i ever watch that stop stop no no no get this off absolutely not get that I'll watch a thousand Shobb stand up clips before I ever watch that see a lot of the clips

this week on the reddit are people just hating on them or people just involved Brendan yeah I saw this one Swartzen is like talking about how see the problem with

watching clips like this is that they're essentially what we're doing just without Shobb they're just like I think he says Shobb can't talk can't talk, I think he says shop can't talk.

Can't talk. Yeah. Talking about shop. Can't talk. Right. All right. Here, then let's go to the,

let's go to a, some standup from shop here. Hell yeah. Alrighty. Then this is a black guy. David Lucas, David Lucas. Okay.

Thank God. Hey bitch, tell me what that nigga thinking. Now let your girl speak for you, you fucking hoe-ass nigga. After getting destroyed by Dead Lucas, they didn't stop. Brendan now takes the stage.

He's gonna fight the people in the crowd? Him and his girl were just running their mouth the whole night. This is how Shaw builds a story. He fights hecklers. That would be a good turn. This is how Sha builds a story. Yeah. He fights hecklers. That would be a good turn.

They threw Kit Kats thinking it would stop. Oh, really, dude? It's like, nope. They're like, we tried to look him in the eyes. It didn't work. Grab his dick and twist it. Grab his dick and twist it oh my god oh shit he's like wait are you talking about twisting dicks dude let me take the stage dude what if i was gay and i twisted your dick i mean wait was there a fight outside what if they were

gay dude i hate all the people that were talking about the fight yeah in the clip they're all like Shab fans. Oh yeah, oh, you know what would be funny is if like, I'll say the Kit Kat and then you die and then you die, man. It's like, shut up. Also,

there's like three videos on his social media about this fight. This is going to turn me into Ethan Klein. I'm going to start saying really bad things. This guy's been waiting

his whole life. Why is he in another baseball jersey no you didn't I mean Mr. Krabs laughter dude I don't even I didn't watch that show so I don't know if it's bad or good.

No, I don't like it. Oh, are they in Magoobies? Yeah. Oh, so the people that fought them demanded to come back, and they were able to come back, dude. They're at Magoobies. He's doing Jersey Shore jokes. I i mean it's not there's east coast but baltimore is not in

philadelphia that doesn't really make sense and but he's doing the reason the crab thing is because crabs baltimore crabs yeah shab one thing i'll give him he is obsessed with cities and locations he definitely knows some trivia yeah Yeah. So he did like, he can't speak, he can't get people's name right. He threatens to sue people. He harasses women. He's not funny,

but he does know that Baltimore is known for crap. And that's something I didn't know. You didn't yet. So you didn't even know that. And you knew what Magoobies was. That's how dark your life is.

You know, county clubs in a city you've never been to. I've been to Baltimore. Shop's wife is on the podcast. I've been to Baltimore, but not to do comedy. Sorry, I'm sorry. H3 podcast

is coming out of me real hard right now. Uh-oh. There it is. I'm so sorry that the segment is over, but I do have a show. I know you're clicking the stop button right now, but I have a show that will come out day of, Tuesday night at the night cap at 9 p.m.

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