10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub ALWAYS BETS ON HIMSELF! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #113

Episode Date: October 29, 2024

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I'd like to coach, yeah, yeah, my son's seaball team All the blocker trucks act on the night, and the chick who goes at night Just goes, doesn't count, what are we doing here? Well, I don't know what we're doing here Why don't you walk with me, little girl, on a dandy truck walk right where I'm not friends with Bob Billy Why do these things have rain on me? The truth will set me free

What else you got, Shannon? Play the shit clip Does it go both ways? One time Stop at my favorite time of the week When you get near Bob, but try to speak Welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shop. Thanks for tuning in. As always, join the Patreon. Last week, we did our most controversial Patreon ever.

So if you want to know the details of that, join. Also, we're trying to start streaming ever. So if you want to know the details of that, join. Also, we're trying to start streaming on Wednesdays if we can. You know, you guys give us flack for not announcing it. So look forward to Wednesdays around like 8-ish Pacific time, California time. Right.

We're not numbers, guys, but yeah, sometime around then depending. I mean, Australia will be earlier and all that. And that'll be on the YouTube, Brendan Cooney's YouTube. I'm also streaming at Gerardo comedy on twitch so check us out dude yeah and last thing is um you know we do early access for these episodes on patreon so if you want early access join that but that's not why you're here the reason that they're here to watch is to watch ten minutes of shop so start the timer play the chin clip uh yeah so as everyone knows it's gonna be a light week at Chang's.

Yeah. Because everyone's on break, I'm assuming. I don't know. I don't keep up with the productions. Well, Brian's in London, Danny. Yeah. Yeah. Vacation.

So we do have chins, but there are a lot of reheats. And I wanted to give a shout out to this guy, Petro Sky Dude. We've seen a lot of his clips on Chang's. And this one involves us. It's 11 minutes long do yourself a favor check it out shopzilla 2 part 1 section b it's i like when people put too many you know like part 1 part 2 volume 3 that's very funny so yeah that is funny yeah shopzilla 1 we watched on the show it's where he's just stomping out the gringo poppy sets and

it blew us away it was amazing shop. Shopzilla 2, even better. And we're little cameos in it. Oh. Part 1, Section B. We didn't make a Section A, which is fine. Yeah, we don't matter. We don't matter. We don't count.

But you haven't seen this yet, so I'm excited for your reaction. No, I saw something posted in our show Reddit, but I didn't get a chance to see it yet. So I'm excited. And we're not going to watch the whole thing. It's 11 minutes long. Do yourself a favor. Go check it out on Reddit. We're going to just cut it off after our part yes let's see i'm walking up for school i'm like dude it's about to be lit

i'm all. Ready? One, two, three. Cheese! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

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We can do a little bit. Then we'll watch it. And if you're wondering, is it 11 minutes of this? It is. I watched the whole thing yesterday. Best 11 minutes of your life, right? That's one way of saying it. Let's see.

Savage. American Mexico. American Mexico. Did you try to walk any letter into your truck? whoa the fanny pack there's someone in the fanny pack this is what happens on chains when tfk takes a break yeah creativity yeah yeah man you need to they they're like we don't have any clips. What do we do? And then they're like, good. Yeah. Yeah. Hard. I heard, uh, that chin cooked for him before he made this.

That's why it's so trippy. I'm not, I wouldn't surprise me in the least. Like out the top of your head. This is crazy. Here it goes. Oh fuck. You can't even imagine what an 800 pound gorilla's strength is like. Because you would think of it like an 800 pound man, but it would really be more like a 3000 pound. I can't take this!

What the hell, that was way too real. It's fucking nuts! NUTS! Probably more than 3000. Probably like a 5000 pound man. For sure. Fucking nuts! Some ridiculous number Because he's on he's on tiger thick, Kratom, Magic Mind and then Frickin whatever else right so

NUTS! NUTS! Knock it out Danny That's hilarious This is amazing. Oh my God. I got so happy when I saw that dude. I know it feels like we're in like, you know, we said like we're,

this is the shop of ours. This feels like we're kind of like figuratively in the shop of ours. It feels like I was on JRE. Yes. Or that too. Yeah. Yeah. That's the closest we'll ever get.

And I did terrible as a guest i just kept saying it's nuts i think that would have been a good episode yeah they're too lazy to try things so i was doing an episode about the worst cherry i guess uh you know so there's this one where a guy named jared he just went on there and he just kept saying nuts over so check out my patreon if you want to see that it was like joe rogan started talking about an 800 pound gorilla like he always does and then gerardo just kept saying nuts you You could tell he was like in a crazy mood because he kept saying nuts over and over again. And I think that's because it was nuts. But yeah, shout out to Petrov Sky, dude.

He put out like four different kinds of Shabzilla's, dude. We need more Shabzilla. Yeah, well, when you have a hit, you don't stop. You get Shabzilla 3, part 1, 2, 3, Shabzilla 4 Part 2B section. All that, dude. I know we were lobbying it for a while, but we've never seen There Will Be Shab, dude. Oh, yeah. We love the movie There Will Be Blood.

You know. And if we said we wanted to see a Shab clip, you'd agree. But yeah, so let's move on to the other stuff. It's going to be all reheats with like two new shop show clips. So this one's from one stumbler. It's called never had a show not sell out. Me a stroll down memory Avenue. Hopefully these don't get cut out.

Cause I feel like this is like a production or like a produced show. You know what I mean? Yeah, but let's see what's up now with comedy. You know, I'm, I'm the main event event. I've always wanted this and the love I have from the fans. Every show we've booked and I've never had a show not sell out. They're buying a ticket just to see me. When you go to UFC, you know, you're buying to see the card typically.

And it's, it's drives me nuts. It makes me speechless, man. It's like, it's like the love and affection I've always been looking for, always my entire life, not having. It's crazy. Yeah. The love that you get from Mr. Whole Foods can't be really, that's the most important thing.

I mean, the amount of Flappy Fries I sell is nuts. Yeah. Do you think he's ever headlined Flappers? I know he's been there. Yeah. His name has been on the marquee. I remember one of my friend Oathman sent me a picture of Brennan Schaub does flappers. I was laughing.

I'm sure he crashed. Yeah. Well, one good thing about a down week is that Guild Guitars has a lot of material to go back to. And he's got three hot clips this week, dude. This is the first of the three. It's posted by Guild Guitars. All of your like go-to's are like hot woman over 40. This is the music guy right yes yes

okay good i don't know what you keep saying music guy i don't know what that means he has he puts the songs on yes the songs that are good on it okay now i understand that part like he's like mac demarco ish right yeah i just feel like every time you see a name that you recognize you're like he makes music right yeah it's very possible let's see see. All of your, like, go-tos are, like, hot women over 40. Oh, really? He's at the high school again. Oh, really, dude? Oh, I don't know if there's anything else.

Oh, no. getting a tattoo like this right here is like especially like i don't know what if that's like a recent thing or i got it when i was young or whatever but it is a little bit like of a red flag right this kind of all over this it's like they could be a normal person yeah and they might be a nice guy dude but imagine this bad boy has a V-neck right here on your chest. Oh, my God. That's an X. That would be, if I did that, that would be really committing to the bit. Yeah, dude. And I wouldn't.

Yeah, your chest is probably too hairy, dude. Yeah, and he wouldn't even see it. I'm so hairy, I don't even matter. The hairy and the kid. Listen, we're friends, and it's cool. I mean, you're massively cool cool but you're also 15 so you have to promise me you're not going to tell anybody that you were here alone with me okay because it's kind of i get it i'm a lot scouts on the chris situation is on the phil cosby level in my opinion

no you're a fucking monster. Alright, so not as funny as his other ones. Oh yeah, it's kind of sad. This is really sad. Also, the music's a little different, but it's still good. Yeah. This guy should really do music. Yeah. But he's got other ones that are hilarious.

I didn't really proof watch this one. Super car, dude. Jesus Christ. but he's got other ones that are hilarious. I didn't really proof watch this one. Um, Jesus Christ. Oh my God. Yeah. So kind of dark, but you know, when you go to Chang's,

you, you know, you go, you, you eat a lot of food. You don't enjoy all of it. You know what I'm saying? And that clip needs a handler.

Yeah, dude, couldn't have said it better myself. All right. So this one's posted by max power bike. It's called bloated Neanderthal My house got broken into but I wasn't there They did it when I left for stand up There's guns involved I chased them

Oh yeah I remember this is so funny This is when we talked about the shoe Let's see My house got broken into But I wasn't there They did it when I left for stand up But my wife and Tiger were in the house. There's guns involved. I

chased them. I remember we were like, what? You weren't there. How did you know? How did you chase them? The question still doesn't have an answer. He can't beat those Shopzilla accusations, dude. He might be

a large lizard. Yeah, he morphed into the thing so he can put his big leg over for wherever he was to where his house is and step on the evildoers. Spicy. Hey, what's up, guys? Look at you guys. Now you're dead. Look at your guns. I thought I robbed the house. It was just a fucking mess.

It's one of the reasons I moved. Yeah, one of the reasons. One of the many. Just, yeah, not a big one, really, in the grand scheme of things. Yeah. Where did he move to, Austin? I don't know. I mean, he's in Calabasas, right?

So maybe that was the valley. Heard it both ways, B. So this is posted by DazzlingRabbit633. It's our CEO Brian Campbell's birthday today, two days ago. Let's reheat the best skits and bits he got with Lug. Oh, wow. Yeah, so we're just going to kick back and enjoy this real quick. Job and East has become part of our lives, everyone.

It's what it is, Luke, okay? I mean, that's partly true. Luke, I know you don't read the comments at all, but did you see there was a comment on... of our lives everyone it's what it's what it is luke okay i mean that's partly true luke i know you don't read the comments at all but did you see there was a comment every time you're always texting me like how socials i'm like dude i don't really tweet i've never texted you that former heavyweight brendan shop too a lot of back and forth luke i don't like all right what are we doing here what are we doing what the hell to put this in hell? Are you getting lip injections, Luke, like some comedians these days? Once again, you're Brendan Schaub's number one fan.

No, I love Brendan Schaub. I'm just simply pointing out like this. Oh, let me finish reading here. Turnover page for more instructions. Oh, you start. I mean, just. He talks about the podcast, okay? Who are you going to see?

I forgot the fella's name. He's like a real comic, though, okay? You'd be surprised, bro. I mean, seriously. But, you know, looking forward to that. Is he walking me to my truck? What are you like, where's he going? Why would he be walking you to your truck, BC?

I don't know. I'm not going to blow him. I mean, who cares? The local DA that's removed it all leading up to this, would you consider not going? I don't even know what that, what does that mean? For safety purposes, Luke. That's all that means.

But no, I'm excited to be there. I was on the floor for Columbus and had to rep the stray cats of P.F. Chang's. Much love, Don. I'd say you're at least 90 minutes away from pissing in a public sink. All right, well, we'll see what happens. I had, uh, what else do i charles and it was just you know it was carnesana and it was great it was great up in this motherfucker natural sweat charles yeah you got i mean i see you motherfucker is it a rug rug or a

messican sweater heard it both ways i may have made can we stop with this shit you can call me dad it's okay hey look who stumbled into. Stop being gringo, is that you? Hey, look who stumbled into this, Luke. Hey, check it out, guy. You know, eventually, you name the water, there won't be any, okay? There's not gonna be any.

So, Luke... You're so dumb. That would be PBS, Bubba. Little sign of the CTE, Bubba. Dicey, dicey. Yeah, you would gadoosh me through a glass door if I did that. Just doing skits and bits.

You like to see homeless cats. I mean, all five of my animals are like that. Skits and bits. I want to ask you this, Luke. Hey, did you ever see the shop in, what's the other guy's name? Here we go. No, I'm not doing skits and bits. You always think I have bad faith.

I do have to say, that's a wholesome father-son moment right there. Getting a Ferrari? Whatever happened to normal names for fighters who have kids like Tiger or Boston? I see what you did. Brendan Schaub did a nice dad move. Are we doing this bit? It's hard as hell taking over Brendan's channel. He is gadooshed out on his own bet not himself and water weed doing right hair The Calabasas fight. All day, you're like, I get to be Delia. I'm like, dude, go out for it.

That's actually a good joke. I'm like, fucking door manager at Chang's. Great episode, never heard it, right? Yeah, pretty much. Her opponent, I mean, what are we doing here? Yeah, he is a nice guy. Never met him. All right.

That's a remarkably terrible idea. I don't read the comments at all, Luke. You're just, I mean... You're... You're a... You're a blockbuster. I want you to understand. It's not back in like a bitch. Name the waters. Name the waters.

BC, I'm not your motherfucking improv partner. Or maybe I am. Brendan, your bench is... Your bench is blockbuster. You need a trainer, guy. That's the worst bench press I've ever seen. Nah, man. God damn.

So many, so many, like, I wonder if you put a shock collar on me and it shocked me every time I did a shabism, I'd be dead. So I get it. I get it. And I think that like Lug, he almost has a sixth sense for when,

uh, like a Shabani's thing or shop thing is coming. Like, you know, he can feel it in the water. Right. When Shab is about to feel or get a stray. Yeah.

From BC. And he can start, you can see as time goes on, he starts doing it himself. Yeah. It's impossible to not to be part of this universe. It's fun. Yeah. It's fun. It's lighthearted.

We love shop. They love shop. Everyone who posts loves shop. There's no negative stuff towards shop ever in this group, really. Do you think this bothers shop at all? I don't know. I mean, I know it does. It definitely does because i i

know some things i'll keep to myself you have what's it called friends in dark places yeah um anyway shout out to brian campbell happy birthday dude hawk for life uh let's go to the next clip here this is going to be okay so these are the funny guild guitar ones. This is a little preview of what's to come. This one's called nuts posted by guild guitars. Here goes. That's a denim vagina. It drives me nuts. So that's just a little sample, dude, but he comes back with a full entree.

Are you ready for this? It drives me nuts. Posted by Guild Guitars. Here goes. When you were on Logan Paul's podcast, you had a camel. Oh my goodness. Oh wow.

You remember that? No, I don't. That's it. You have a, what do you call that? A moose knuckle? That's just my nuts. That's in this room. That's my nuts. That's my nuts.'s just my nuts. That's in this room. That's my nuts.

That's my nuts. Those jeans were denim vagina. Vaginas! No, not big nuts. That's a denim vagina. No, that's my nuts! You know what the problem is? The jeans are too tight. No, that's not the problem.

I know where you're going with this, Howie. Nuts. That's not where you're going with this, Howie. Nuts. That's not where you're going. What size shoes do you wear? 13. Well, you know what that means. Giant nuts. You have a giant vagina.

Nuts. Nuts. I mean, that's the kind of shit where you go into like the MoMA and there's like an art exhibit. You go through and as you're going through, it follows you and into like the MoMA and there's like an art exhibit. You go through and as you're going through, it follows you and it's got that music and he's like, not. And then it's the fucking, the vagina, the denim vagina pops up on the thing and you're there like, what does that mean?

What does that artist do in there? It's great. It's great stuff. Things that drive him nuts. Like the museum of Brendan Chubb. Yeah. All the stuff that drives him nuts. And he's like, the time Howie Mandel called out his vagina.

He's like, that drives me nuts. That's such a great idea. And then, you know, you have to have an acoustic guide, like a guide that you put in. And who's doing that? Us. Yeah. Describing it to you.

Or, you know, those museums where you can sit in a booth and record a video. Oh. You never seen these? No, but that sounds interesting. Like a letter to somebody or something. It was like a letter to Bapa. You push the record button. You're like, I No, but that sounds interesting. Like a letter to somebody or something. It was like a letter to Bapa. You push the record button. You're like, I understand how it drives you nuts.

Or like, yeah, you go through the whole museum, right? And then at the end of it, you make a clip. Yeah. Chin. Yeah. You have to do your own onomatopoeias. What is that? What it's called?

No, it's not called. I don't even know. I've heard that. I honestly don't remember what onomatopoeia means. What is that thing that Shab does all No, it's not. I don't even know. I've heard that. I honestly don't remember what on a monopi. It means what is that thing that shot is all the time. That's a figure to speech. Oh, Mel.

Mel. Propisms on a monopi is like boom or he does that to you. Yeah, he does it all. All right. So this one I thought was funny. It's posted by environmental environment. Okay.

63 84 saw a BGL in the wild. One thing I wanted to bring to your attention, though, is that, yes, it looks like it's BGL, right? Maybe it's not. Maybe it is. Yeah. But where does Shobbs hate for electric vehicles coming from? Yeah, dude.

That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, it started with him. Life is too short to drive electric, we've heard. So what is Mark doing? Yeah. Maybe Mark or Mark bought an is too short to drive electric. Yeah. We've heard. So what is Mark doing? Yeah. Maybe Mark or Mark bought an electric car after the shop follow. That's what I was going to say. What came first?

Yeah. Chicken or the egg. Mm-hmm. Maybe a shop caught wind of that was like, if he's into electric cars, I'm into drugs, you know? Right. I mean that, yeah. It's like fucking Batman or Superman, dude.

Yeah. Great movie. Never saw it. Yeah. This one's called I'm a nice guy. This is probably the best clip of the week as far as new stuff goes. Nice. Who the fuck are we?

He was on top. So even if this was true, it makes his downfall even better. People are throwing him the ball because Rogan left. The Lee was going through something. Cal was going through something and he still couldn't make it be. But it's from Malik. I was on this podcast with Brittany Schaub and Chappelle Lacey. I just left because he wanted me to sign like an NDA because he said something crazy.

And I was like, man, I ain't signing that shit. So everybody signed it. And then he was like, all right, well, don't come back. And I ain't come back. I ain't come back. And then he kind of like, and from there, he was taking away like comedy shows from me. And just like this is in pandemic when like at the height of like, yo, he killing, you know, he had taking away comedy shows from me. And this is in pandemic when at the height of, yo, he killing. He had LA comedy because of Joe Rogan left.

Chris D'Elia was going through something. Brian Callen was going through something. So he was just on top. And he took away shows and shit like that. Yeah. I mean, I understand you want to be able to say what you want but I made you sign an NDA you made me sign an NDA

that's just common with your friends and people you work with you make them sign NDAs even so you can say whatever you want to them and they can't say anything back same with Bert

same yeah Bert like I call him all sorts of names due to his race yeah we haven't said what his race is and like he has an NDA so he can't say anything about it

you know you know what I'm saying Bert shut your fucking mouth burt yeah you know what you guys do when you drive yeah you pack too many people in the car right that's uh all right so let's go to the next one diddler's wife definitely knows where those bodies are buried uh post by thick boy with three c's yeah thick boy with three c's post some dicey shit so i didn't watch this but i didn't realize it was him that posted it so let's see what it is here what uh you know did you come prepared or did you want to say yeah i want to talk about the sex industry

this is what i've been thinking really deeply about god so we have this giant sex industry right please and obviously women are part of it in the sense that men are paying women to get sexual favors men are paying men to get sexual favors women just straight up don't participate in the sex industry in terms of being like the customer check please but you know what i'm saying oh yeah okay okay honey babe i would think that you would think this is really interesting let's have some breakfast that's how far gone this conversation is. You know what we could do instead? Oh, check, please. Let's have a fist fight. Oh, man. Oh, really, dude?

He's an asshole. Yeah, dude. Jeez. I feel bad for that woman. That looked like a clip that he posted. Did he post that? Maybe. Maybe the check, please and bird noises thing crushed when he was big.

He was like, people think it's so funny that I just do this. I mean, let's be honest. That was a great bird noise. I was blown away by that. You know what? You are right. That sounded like a legit bird. Maybe you should go into like birding or something instead of comedy.

Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, outside my apartment is an electrical wire. Or, you know, like those electrical posts in Seattle. They have a lot of them. And there's always a crow that's going. Oh, yeah noise they make that's so scary yeah why do crows out here make that weird crazy noise i don't know but it's fast you can't even make like replicate it yeah i know exactly what you're talking if you speed me up you know who can do a really good crow thing billy yeah dude what if you went, you heard that and you like looked up

for the crow and then you turn around and he's just standing right there. He stabs you in the back. Yeah. I mean, it's the last thing

you ever hear. To finish my thought, excellent bird noises. Why in the, I understand he's like sleeping and it's morning time, but it's like, dude,

your wife's talking to you, dude. Yeah. It's so fucked up in the middle of her trying to speak about something, you know,

he's good douching or pretty hard and then hit her with the what else chin. You know what I mean? to speak about something, you know? He's gadooshing her pretty hard. And then hit her with the what else chin. You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, that is in a way that's kind of what he does on Golden Hour, but it's just more funny in Golden Hour. Yeah, we got a funny Golden Hour clip coming up.

Should we go there now? Where's Diddler? Here, right here. Oh, no. Diddler's back in hell. Not that one. I think it's this one. This one made me laugh. Dude

posted by confidence search. Eighty six forty eight diddler getting some news during the pod. It's some good news. Oh goodness attacking these people. Eric figured it out. I've kicked. Are they attacking people? I'm a good time. Right now, he looks like Bert getting a text from Ernie that's like accidentally broke some glasses. So I set the apartment on fire by accident. Most stuff lost.

Sorry. Bring fire extinguisher. Yeah. It's a bad text from the other Sesame Street member that he lives with. No, he's trying to fuck. Shop's just going. Yeah, they're in their area. Well, the problem is there's so many fat women here.

Trying to mate? Yeah. So many fat girls at this beach. Like, I'm really like, what beach is this? Chris missed the whole video. Chris, you would agree with me on this. He's probably watching the new Guild Guitars post. Getting mad.

Dude, get off your phone. That's the thing of this podcast is like you can literally be on your phone for like 30 seconds or a minute, you know, while everyone else does something until someone hits you. Hey, what do you think about this clip that we're watching? And then you got to be like, pretty good. Yeah. Or if it's like a fan submission is like, yeah,

you should leave her, dude. Yeah, they don't put a lot of effort into their advice. Yeah. Well, let's check out this since we're on the topic of Diddler. This is Chin's second balcony. Diddler is back in hell. Let's see. That's what they should do. They should make

fucking shows that are great. And then when it's popping off, make the fucking what happened before it. How did we get here? Call Sal? I always have been saying that. It's Saul. But I've always been saying that. Better Cal Sal?

Yeah, I know my shit. Oh, we got the grammar? Fucking police over here. It's the wit. Listen, dude. You come back from Australia. You think you're better than us? We have to say it the way he wants. Oh, I know. You the grammar fucking Listen dude, let me come back from Australia. He's like the way he wants. I know you're in Capri If I were to Leah I would be too worried to wear the shirt that he's wearing because he has like an H Where the letterings could way too easily be turned into to go by change. You know, I mean? Don't say that word, but yeah, sorry. Okay.

I'm going to do shit. Drive fast, all gas, giving away a free truck, bad-ass truck. Get your merch, drive fast, all gas.com.

I want to see this shirt. It's shady. You'll like it. Yeah. It looks kind of, it's got this, like the, the way it's, um,

I don't know what the, how I describe it, but it looks like that almost late thirties. German. Yeah. Very. Yeah. Yeah. Late 30s German. Yeah. Very, yeah. Yeah, and you would know. Yeah, it's my favorite topic.

JK, JK. JK, not kidding. Okay, so this one's posted by, I'm just kidding, WackySlush23. It's called, The one thing about Bapa is that he's never touched his hand to his chest. This aired two days ago, so it's referencing the clip where he doesn't touch his chest hand to his chest. This aired two days ago, so it's referencing the clip where he doesn't touch his chest.

And then he does it like two days ago. Hilarious. As of now, eight days ago. Let's see. You know, as of 17 to now, I've never done this. $45 million a month he's given to his thing. $45 a month? God damn, Elon. Right, $45.

He should say that he doesn't do stuff just so he can do it. Yeah. Because it's such a good bit. Yeah. I never breathe. It's such a working bit. Yeah. Oh, no.

Well, then he breathes. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, oh, shit. Can't lose Bapa. No. He's like, I never use shoes to walk. You know?

Yeah. I don't know. I don't buy shoes. Yeah. I don't drink out of my shoe. I don't steal jokes. Yeah. He don't know. I don't buy shoes. Yeah. I don't drink out of my shoe. I don't steal jokes. Yeah. He steals jokes. This one's called update to this weekend's

JRE FC. I'm sure you can assume what the update is. Post by Chin Second Balcony. Do you want to guess? That he's not going to be on it? There we go. We'll be doing a JRE fight companion with Gordon Ryan and Tony Hinchcliffe and Mr. Joe Rogan myself.

Not so fast, young man. Not so fast. Not doing the fight companion. We have to cancel the fight companion. A few issues for me and the boys, but we'll probably do one in August with Rogan, but we're not going to do it this Saturday. Damn.

I would have loved to hear him talk about Patty Pimblitt. Yeah. Oh, well. Who's fighting tonight? I think he's fighting, but the main event is Bilal Muhammad versus that guy, the champ. Oh, okay. Well, when this goes up, they'll know who won.

Oh, okay. Congratulations to the winners. Congrats, dude. This one's called the Thick Boy Bike Club Charity Ride, posted by Confidence Search 8648. Just a lot of reheats this week. This is when Steve-O and him were cool, I guess. Let's see.

What's up with Thick Boy? That's your own thing? What's up with Thick Boy? Is it true that when you made Thick Boy you weren't that thick? I'm like, I'm focused on the cute dog. I can't take my eyes off the dog. Just chilling. Yeah, the dog is really cool. We had a dog, but I had to give her back. She's the cute dog. I can't take my eyes off the dog. Just chilling. Yeah. The dog is really cool. We, we had a dog, but I had to give her a bag.

She's a show dog. I know she got cast in something. Yeah. I mean, that's the thing about having show dogs is like you were narrow. You never know when they got to go act again. Yeah. R. I.

P. Annie. Boy. Yeah. Big boy.com. It's a, it's my, it's my, it's the club. It's the thick boy bike club. Just thick dudes on bikes.

Just thick dudes on bikes. Just thick dudes on bikes. Like he would turn away a skinny person. Yeah. If you're in shape, you can't be in the bike club. You got to show up with nachos and dip your... It's actually one of the tests. You know, like biker tests where they make sure you're not a cop. You got to dip your finger in a nacho cheese.

Yeah. And then you're in. And then they go, my bad, Mr. Whole Foods. Come on in. Yeah. cheese yeah and then you're in and then they go my bad mr whole foods come on in yeah that's instead of jumping you in i've been trying not to say okay mr wolf because he says my bad mr whole food oh right yeah i i bastardized it i had to stop myself right there i'll never stop okay mr whole foods merch and then the thick boy bike club and then we we jumped on with we're doing a collab with specialized so cool yeah i decided to get a road uh yeah road bike uh because i work with

specialized and then uh i was like i want to do something cool man so i'm gonna ride from san francisco to la and then just give all the money to charity oh fuck so i'm gonna do that in december january is that like 500 470 Yeah, it's probably taking me five days. Bike update. So I had a road bike for two days and almost got hit by a few cars. Friends and family told me, realized it ain't for me. I don't want to die in spandex and bike helmet. I traded the road bike in for a mountain bike.

I'll take my chances with the rattlesnake. See you on the dirt trails. The dirt serpents. The dirt serpents. Yeah, man. There's always something. Maybe you can't do the thing for charity, but at least you can get some more... Content!

Yeah, sayings out of it. Is there anything else? Right here. Big Boy Bike Club abandoned. Fuck. We missed our chance. i can't even ride a bike is this it is right nutritional liquid gel supplement aimed to boost i have no idea why that would be there i've never wanted to see the rest of a sentence so bad in my life dude it's like you gotta the part of this thick boy club thing was that you take kratom

yeah that's part of it it sounds like a nutritional liquid gel supplement possibly thick boy bike club i uh woke up this morning took a lot of thick boy bike club i was saying kratom does oh kratom yeah yeah yeah but thick boy bike club that could be the name of a kratom probably yeah i mean happy hippo if my doctor prescribes me thick boy bike club i'm just gonna die second opinion is opinion is what I say. Second opinion, yeah. All right, so this one's called sunblock is a scam posted by haphazard. What are your thoughts on sunblock? I mean, I need it.

Oh, yeah. Fucking, I'm not a numbers guy, but probably 70 to 100 proof or whatever, SPF. Yeah, I'm a 30. I'm a 30 myself. Yeah, good for you. Yeah. Let's see. Get that 10.

I guess, man. Hey, dude. We have jobs because of you. The only problem you got is those shoulders. You got to get some lotion on those, player. No, I don't believe in sunblock. Oh, my God, dude. Look into it, skin.

I do it every day. I don't do sunscreen. You guys look younger than me. Look into it, dude. Look into it. I do it every day. I don't do sunscreen. You guys look younger than me, so. Look into it, dude. Look into sunscreen. Where it started. Cancer, skin cancer going on. Hey, dude.

Don't say that. I'm just saying. Look into it. That's all I'm saying. Are we vibing? Sure. Sure. I'll tell you what, I'm going to be vibing on this Saturday.

Look into it. That's like the stereotype of a dumb guy check it out see for yourself yeah they're just saying something that makes no sense I mean I'm just saying yeah that's it that really literally is all you are just saying he's got the info wars going on at thick boy information is all about us we just just got to look into it. It's true. This one's posted by dazzling rabbit 633 another little reheat of one of my favorite times

throwback to the loneliest most depressing of all time. You remember this not this but the when he was in the studio doing a shoe. No watch disgusting. That's I was in the studio doing a shoeie. No. Watch. Disgusting. Yeah, that's gross.

This is for Ty against Cyril Ghosn. This is one of the best times of our podcast of all time because the face he makes at the end. Oh, man. Oh, yeah. I remember that. He's willing to do anything, man. Oh, yeah. I remember that. He's willing to do anything, man. That's one thing. I mean, he's really, really into blood, sweat, and tears for us.

Yeah. I appreciate that. This brings back memories because I had this hat, dude, and it broke. Oh, fuck. I still have it, but you can't wear it. What kind of hat is it? Thick Boy Bike Club. Oh, you had a Thick Boy Bike Club hat?

Yeah. Is that one of the things Walsh gave us? Yeah, Walsh got it. I forgot about that. That's great. But the fucking back of it broke. Do you still have the Kibitek hat? Yeah.

Okay, cool. Because they shout us out on YouTube. Check that out. Shout out to Kibitek. Thank you, Kibitek. We're looking for our first sponsor. So if you want to talk, you know, have your guys reach out to my guys. They decided no right now. They didn't even respond to my replies i think we're good on that

let's see the face right here oh you should get buzzed real quick now when when have you looked like close to this? Maybe like on a bender of some kind. Maybe after smoking some pot a long time, eating a lot of Butterfingers. That does look like I ate a rice crisp to be full of pot. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like 30 minutes later, you're on JRE and he's asking you to talk. This is me walking.

So I went to um this thing it was uh there's an andrew lloyd wright house in la then they had this weed company bought it they were doing a weed comedy show and they had these little edibles that were like um little uh macaroon or macaron what do they call macaroons macaroons the little things and they they're supposed to be like two milligram or whatever, but I didn't even really know. So I just kept eating them and I was like, I'm not high at all. And I left that shit so high. So that's what I looked like walking into McDonald's after that. Oh, you started to sound like a shop joke right there, dude. What? Remember

when he went to McDonald's super high and he bought food for everyone? Oh yeah. I didn't buy for, I only bought it for me. I sat there on the touch screen and my friend was with me, did the same thing and we walked out of there with bags of bags of food. No one got anything but us. We'll cut that part out. So this one's posted by Joe DeMofo. 2017 shades

indoors because the future was too bright. It's wild to go back and see this dude. This is like if we found a clip of you with hair. I said Andrew Lloyd Wright. I meant Frank Lloyd Wright, but keep it in. Did you hear what I said?

What did you say? I said, this is like finding a picture of you with hair. Just like things were good, dude. Got the sunglasses inside. Right. You know what I mean?

The smile. He wasn't even trying to smile. That's just his natural state. True. True. Yeah. This was the good old days. Damn fool.

That's crazy. Okay. Let's go to the next one. It might be another picture post. Yeah. So numbers guy posted by affectionate rent 844. I think it's hilarious that not Louis CK tweeted this. Great name.

Never met him. Guy on the left is 5'8". Let that sink in. Oh, man. It doesn't look photoshopped, right? No. Yeah. I mean, the plot thickens with three C's.

So that's like maybe 5'4", 5'5", 5'3". Maybe Sam Morrill morals lying about us. I maybe six or five. Yeah, true. You know, that would make more sense. I think so.

I mean, but look, look, look where the chairs are. Like the chairs are at his like chest sternum. He needs different chairs. Why do you buy such big chairs? Jamie,

can you pull up smaller chairs, please? Let's see this next one. It's posted by Eustre Berbian. Probably a name that I can't see in that. Do you know how to say that? Eustre Berbian? Eustre Airbion.

Oh, okay. Berbian. I don't know. Shout out to you. Cooked a dish for the first time and it's so bad. It's almost good. I will say this is a really good dish. Ready? Oh, okay. Burbian. I don't know. Shout out to you. Cooked a dish for the first time and it's so bad. It's almost good. I will say this is a really good dish. Ready?

Oh, shit. What's up, Dallas? Look at you guys. There are some ladies in the crowd tonight. Dicey, dicey. Spicy. I married a Mexican. It's like a chocolate chip

with salsa all over it? What are you talking about? Mexican. Dicey, dicey. At night we'd fuck each other. Savage, y'all. Savage. I love that.

I married a goddamn rattlesnake. She's like Taco Bell Mexican. Mexican. Spicy. What? Huevos and chill. Carne asada. Pico de gallo.

Chili. Bean cheese, bean cheese, bean cheese, bean cheese Sorry man Carnes-ah Cabron, cabron, cabron, cabron, cabron, cabron Pico de gallo Cabron look, Mexicans Oh, oh, oh

My big dick's right there still Still got the big dick, still got the big dick Not a big deal World star. That's the best gringo pop you've ever seen in my life. Much funnier version. Well edited. I like the laugh.

Good stuff. Shout out to however you say your name. Ousterberbian. What a dish. Dude, that was excellent. All right, let's go to some new things here. This is Joe Rogan. You know how people paint narratives on Changs.

Yeah. I like it every time. It's posted by Burp Reynolds 69. Tor, is that Joe's name? Is that like a name on the sub for Joe? Like Toe, but saying Toe wrong. Okay. Tor talked about his needy friends papa talks to his friend

joseph rogan every day though meanwhile rinks hears this clip and looks sheepishly down at his 100k grand toe holds so let's see we'll just let it play out do you have a new phone what year is that one this one is like one of the rehabbed ones those are still good though like which number which number is it 13 i think oh those are still good i have an 11 that's still good yeah i keep an 11 for one of my numbers okay one of my bullshit numbers for what there's certain people you can't give the real number to oh yeah why would you even automatically changes like job oh yeah shop and callum give them a number though you're like a straightforward guy i guess you have to sometimes sometimes you have to communicate with people but you want a phone that you just stick

in a fucking drawer somewhere yeah and check like once a month if that yeah it just gets crazy where so many relationships become like completely transactional and you know like every time someone texts you they want something and it's just so frustrating i can see it even being your friend i can see it from a fucking mile away now people will be like hey bridge i'm like i'm not introducing you to joe leave me alone all my friends have a story somebody who has a business idea no i mean i'm gonna help them sell skateboards if someone yeah like thick merch what do you like what do you think the texts are that he gets when he opens up the drawer hey what's up bubba something like that you? And then when he responds is when they're like, real quick, can you help me sell Tiger Thick Wig Ski?

I think that it is. I think that's what Callan's techs are like. They're like, they're, you know, related to merch and stuff. I think shop techs are more like, hey, I'm locked out of my house. Like, and he just, hey, my light went out. Like, do I replace the light bulb?

Or like, what do I do? How old are your blowers? They're about, hey, my light went out. Do I replace the light bulb? They're like, what do I do? How old are your blowers? They're about truck. Yeah. I bought a lightning. Do I put the key in the car? Yeah. Brian's is more like, Joe, you strike me as a flip-flop guy.

You ever had a flip-flop to hold your toe like a rear naked guillotine from an 800-pound ape? Are you, Callan? You just really brought him out there yeah i try sometimes i was like don't think about it just channel count like you know what i mean i'm not good at it though i'm not gonna be out here um fucking callan or whatever you know you're close that time thanks was that accurate do you think that's accurate yes yeah you strike me as a flip-flop guy. Fucking delete number, dude. Let's see, the next one is... Okay, so this is hilarious. Confidence Search is on a roll today.

Confidence Search 8648. Just a conversation between two redacts on this down week. Let's see. I always say this when I get the opportunity to. The first person ever to believe me to stand stand-up was you. I just remember you being so quick and your brain being so quick and you always having such a funny... It's Keto, bitch!

I don't think he makes comics laugh anymore. And I just was like, oh, he's going to be a comic. Like, what is all this? Why are you icing your name? Everyone in Hollywood loves... Every female actress has always had a crush on Callan. Like, through the 90s. I'm the guy. Director hated me. I take full

responsibility. I can never figure out if we were dating or just friends. I don't think either of us knew. I've apologized for all this before. To me? Yes, I've apologized. He came on my chest and licked it off. What is the thing that surprised you? What the fuck?

This is wild. Bombs are going off. I feel like the shopzilla thing is fucking in the room right now all three of those things were out of control like a red bar yeah he came on her chest and licked it yeah where is that when you need it now like i at first i thought that red bar used that explosion thing as like a funny thing, but now I know it's actually needed. Yeah. You need some catharsis after bombs like this are dropped. Jesus Christ. I don't know which one is the craziest one.

That he's funny? That might be it, yeah. That she thought immediately that he belonged in stand-up. Yeah. That's crazy. Or all of Hollywood women like Brian Callen. That's pretty, that's dark. I hope that's not true.

Wow, they must not have known him that well. Never seen him do stand-up. Not that you didn't expect. I would say how nice everybody is. Fuck, if it's the comedy store, Zany's, wherever they're at, and you're telling

me Brian's not better than 99% of those fucking comics. Yes, we are. It drives me nuts. Yes, we are. It drives me nuts. Hey, Brandon, do you mind? Do you mind you? No, go ahead. Brendan, Brian Collins is one of the best standup comics working. Oh yeah. Yeah. Okay. Tell me you're going to fucking degrade him. It's going to, I'm going to burst dude. Oh yeah. What's going to happen? No. Cause it drives me nuts, dude. Oh, yeah? I wanted to scream nuts, but I've done it so much. I can't do it.

It drives me nuts. I hit my tooth. I think you nailed it, though. I mean, sometimes you got to hit your tooth, though, and you're fucking get really into it. I get it. I get it. Bring it right.

Your roommate just woke up like, fuck. Nah, he's gone. Fuck. Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool. He ain't here, dude. That he's not up there with those guys. Do you find, though, that now that you do stand up,

you enjoy watching stand up less other people? Oh, that's a good question. Yeah, that's a great question. I don't want to do as much. And then I also, I don't want to see something in a plant, a seed in my head where I'm like, dude, that person already does that. Fucking shop.

Thief or Sutherland. That's what I call them. Oh, it's so funny. Yeah, that at the end and Nick Schwartz and all funny looking good. Thief or Sutherland is what I call them and deal last hysterically. Amazing. It's great dude um damn

that was a great clip though confident search eight six five four eight whatever fucking great job yeah michelin chef yeah so for this one uh this is a great clip we've seen it before amazing unhinged fake laughter it is four minutes long i don't know what the rest of the clip is if it's just four minutes of them laughing or what but it could be and it's got the warning. I forgot. Remember the warnings they would put on BGL and this is birds on hinge laughter. Yeah, good stuff. E X P cap

2186 posted this, but I figured why not use this opportunity to try a bit of my standabout. Okay, when I was in fifth grade, my band teacher called me retardo. That probably would be his reaction. It's not that funny, guys.

When I was like eight years old, I put a sharpie in my butt. I'm about to pass out. I'm about to pass out. This is a good idea for a clip. You should cut a chef thing where you tell your jokes and then you put this out. That's what I'm doing right now. I know. I guess you're already doing that.

I thought you were going to say a joke. Say a joke. Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? Get to the other side? Because he has small teeth. Ah, oh my God. I know that I'm going to get

for laughing at that, but I'm about to pass out. Why? She can't really be four minutes. Can I? I don't know, dude. I hope it's not. Maybe it's more different scenarios where they're laughing hard.

This is already kind of long to me laughing, just like reaction laughing. Yeah. When it seems feek. She goes, oh, shit. You couldn't do that. Oh, that's fucking brilliant. I almost passed out. You can see it in my eyes.

You couldn't do it now. You couldn't in my eyes. You couldn't do it now. You couldn't do it now. You can't do it now. You couldn't do it then. That's why it's funny. You couldn't do it then. I was never allowed. At all.

If we drank, if we were drunk, could we do stuff like that? I don't even think I can make that noise. Yeah. I've done it before, but it hurts like the esophagus in the throat. I mean, if something was hysterically funny and we're drinking, then it could be somewhat like that, right? Maybe. Maybe.

Yeah. I don't know what... I wish I knew what they were watching yeah you know we can probably find it let's see I'm really curious if it goes on for four minutes yeah we gotta know I won't fucking pass out! I'm gonna pass out! I'm gonna pass out! Brian! Oh fuck man. Brian! I laugh at it every time. Brian, why did you do that today?

Play it again, play it again, play it again, play it again. Play it one more time. I don't care if it gets kicked off. It's too good. Nobody will know what it is. For him. Why would they have this there? Why would they have this there? Why would they have this there?

Why would they have this there? He's just watching Louis C.K.'s show. Oh, wow. It's very supportive to watch your friend's stuff and then be like, man, this is so good. That's kind of what we're doing with Shaf.

Yeah, every week. We don't know. He doesn't know us. We don't matter, but we're kind of showing you how good it is. I mean, we could even do this for longer than 10 minutes. You know what I mean? It's funny. Cause it is almost exactly what we're doing.

I'm not realizing that. Yeah, we did. We get laugh. We laugh like that somewhat. Yeah. There are some like the cubby thing. That's kind of the reaction we have with the cubby thing.

Right. We really couldn't stop laughing. I almost did pass out. I'm just kidding. I'm not going to even even say that that's i almost peed my pants you ever had somebody tell you that after a show you're like oh my god you're so funny you may almost be my bad yeah it's like ew i don't even know you yeah just use the sink i believe when you say it was funny like you don't have to convince me use the sink. I'm happy. I'm like you almost paid your pants. Great, great, great boom.

Let's see. Watch her. No, when people tell me they almost pee their pants like I like a challenge. I get back on. You keep going. Yeah. All right. Well, let's get almost you get offended almost. Well, let me tell you what the Spanish alphabet run. Watch her run. Let's get almost you get offended. Almost. Let me tell you what the Spanish alphabet

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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm a bad. Why would they have that there? Why would they have that there? Why would they have that there? Do you follow words? It's still going. It really is going to be four minutes. I can't believe this is going to be a four minute clip. Yeah, we've never watched the whole thing, I guess.

Yeah. Watch this video of us watching this whole thing already. Yeah. It's so fucking funny. Brian goes, they can't do that anymore. That's why I'm laughing. They couldn't do this. I'm crying. anymore that's why i'm laughing it's pretty cringe yeah it hurts dude i don't have much to say because it's so cringe yeah or because i can't think of it but i'm down to keep watching it all right we're gonna watch

yeah yeah it's painful though. This reminds me of the standup reviews on patron. The bad ones. Yeah. Yeah. The ones that go unnamed. Yeah. Yeah.

And then it's funny to me. Cause you cut from this to like him quitting. These were the good times. Yeah. He had a thick boy hoodie t-shirt on and he was like still doing stand-up and stuff chilling with burt laughing at louis show on netflix but this is also before the best times before they got big red chairs oh shit you're right yeah yeah Brian goes, they couldn't do that. They couldn't do that today! I can't believe he beat up a woman! They couldn't do that today!

Yeah, you're right. I can't stop. Brian goes, they couldn't do that today. And the New York Times said it's the best show ever. And that was before 2000. Oh, fuck, fuck. Fuck, I am proud. I am proud to call Louis C.K. my friend.

I am proud to call Louis C.K. my friend. That is a hard... Look, man, hey, listen. If you're my daughter, Georgia, who's watching this right now in college, and you and your friends are not laughing. Shout out to them. If you're not laughing, first of all, number one,

we need to have a conversation. We need to have a conversation. But number two... Take it easy, George. How do you think Louis C.K. feels about this? He's probably, uh like another fucking thing that i gotta do another fucking thing he's like god i made it over my cancellation but this i don't think i'll ever recover from this he's like he watches this and he gets mad and he remembers that the show doesn't on anything anymore It's like hard to watch Louie. You have to like find it on the dark web.

Where can I watch Louie? I wonder if it's on Netflix. No, it's on HBO. No. Okay. Well, I guess I can go on fucking Bitcoin and see if I can get ETH. If I have enough ETH. Jin had to download a torrent to watch this.

But that is the fucking that is the point of comedy is the thing you don't expect the most outrageous thing the most outrageous you fucking idiots. Fuck you. Stop laughing. Stop it. Shab, you don't understand what's going on in the show. Yeah.

I think they're, I want to interpret that they're making fun of Brian though. Did you catch that? Yeah. Yeah. Right. No, I know what's happening. Yeah. I didn't. I don't.

Well, obviously I don't. I fully understand what's happening. Listen, you know me. I'm Brandon Cunningham. Nice to meet you. Good to meet you. You know, I didn't understand. I know me, I'm Brennan Coney. Nice to meet you. Good to meet you. You know, I didn't understand.

I'm just, just now I, uh, I never see the coming. So I didn't even know that that was happening over here, over here. I didn't understand. I never see that coming.

I'm like, Oh, you did it. It's so funny that I never see it coming and you never see me not. Can you see me as a smart guy? Yeah. I think I appreciate that. It's so hard to change.

Like, you know how your brain stops developing at 25. Right? Yeah. I met you at 24 and it was like after 25, it was like that's how he is forever. Yeah, because I was older, and you're like, he must have wisdom. Wrong.

Wrong. I have dementia. Oops. Oops. Yeah, I like that you raged right there. You kind of rage quit on the clip. I liked it. Yeah, what the fuck?

Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut your fucking mouth. Drives me nuts. Yeah. Sorry. Let's keep watching. Trail of comedy.

Please make it finish. Trail of comedy. I don't know everything. I'm just saying this. I'm just spitballing right now. Is when you can hear the thing that you said again in your head. You can hear you say it for the first time. Yeah.

Or someone taps you and you start laughing again at the same level. I laugh every time I see that. But no, but like. Thank God. Oh my God. It probably could have gone longer. Yeah. I mean, maybe they laugh more after this.

They probably do. God damn. But what I'm assuming, I don't know the full context of the clip, but what I'm assuming is that it had something to do with like domestic abuse which we don't support here right no and Callan's like you couldn't make that that's not okay today and then it's like it wasn't okay then either yeah oh this is the funniest fucking thing right because they roasted Callan for being a moron and then Callan has to sit there and be like yeah it's so funny guys it's great fucking this is the funniest this is the best show of all time can't wait to record mixed mental arts um all right let's go to the next clip this is gonna be

oh i thought you would find this funny it's posted by exambler rock bottom has officially been hit b i thought that was hilarious throwback phase with andrew shulls and andrew santina shout out to this chef dude the rock bottom thing is so funny Hit me. I thought that was hilarious. Throwback phase with Andrew Schultz and Andrew Santino. Shout out to this chef, dude. The rock bottom thing is so funny. What a choice. Yeah. But one of the great, the two greatest episodes probably.

Two of the greatest that could do it. Let's see here. This is posted by Chin Second Balcony. As good as any of their ads. Let's see. Oh, shit. It keeps coming on. Yeah, it keeps keeping on.

I thought that was so funny. Do you think that guy's scared that he's in there because he's seen the flip, the truck flip thing? I think he's redacted. Okay. Because he said he keeps coming on. The fuck? I have no idea what that means. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe he's scared though. Right? Maybe he's inacted okay because he said he keeps coming on the fuck i have no idea what that means yeah yeah maybe he's scared though right and he's in a truck with shop but when you say it keeps coming on i'm like he doesn't think like i do you know right i would be scared if i was but i would

be excited too i would be like if this is how it happens i'm gonna you know i mean you die with shot yeah that's funny yeah yeah but no if you say it keeps coming on i'm not pausing whatever you can pause that all you want sure but it's just something you wouldn't like think of a scenario where you would say it keeps coming on the tv i guess if it like keeps turning on see like i think i i might have um had a answer to your question but like like, and then you see Schaub, he knows like the totem pole here. He's like, it keeps keeping on. Yeah. Let's watch it again.

Oh shit. It keeps coming on. Yeah, it keeps keeping on. Don't say coming. Okay. Yeah, I got too many chefs in the kitchen. You know what I mean? This is not an electric car. Don't say it keeps coming on. Yeah electric anyways that was just my observation like yeah he looks terrified but i'm just saying keeps coming on makes no sense to me sure that's like an old

man that has a cubby in a baseball field dude that's your future truck. Yeah, yeah. I can't wait to win it. Yes. Third party. Please select me. Yeah, I have 30 X entries.

Whatever the fuck that means. Yeah. Oh, is it on? So funny. As you get up to speed, that's where you start feeling that, like, it is on really tall tires. Yeah, it's not meant to be this big. You know, powerful. You can feel it lifting up.

Dude, sometimes I feel like I do so bad at comedy that I should just be a truck guy. You know what I'm saying? I bomb so hard, but I just want to be on the open road with a fucking lifted truck, dude. Do you think, well, take out the comedy part of it.

Do you think you have what it takes to be like a truck guy? Like fucking blowers and fucking modding and all that shit. It's hard. Hard work.

I see what you're saying. Don't kill me. Sure. Yes. Yeah, I think you do too. I just want to test you. Yeah.

I just need outfits right you need to like you need more hats I need hats shoes onesies you know how they have

like the mechanic onesies yeah I need some of that in my life yeah Freddy Krueger's not real Jordans I don't want to pay too much

yeah yeah Overkill B overkill Kubitech shout out Kubitech yeah yeah yeah Mod Mod like some wrenches I would need a lot of wrenches sockets Overkill. Kubitech. Shout out, Kubitech. Yeah, yeah. Your mod?

Like some wrenches. I would need a lot of wrenches. Sockets. Your Baja mode? Traction control for me. I mean, it could be. That's why I went into trucks, dude, because I went Baja mode in stand-up. I fucking bomb so hard.

I'm into trucks now, too. T-ball. Let's see this guy is this is this job's truck still I don't think I don't

I think it's probably edited yeah that's the right experience to have when your job's driving dude he saw he saw that he put it on Baja mode.

This is the scaredest face ever. This is like, fuck, this is it. Oh, shit. I'm dying. That'd be hilarious if he just starts saying traction control, traction control, traction control. Hold on! Oh, hold on. That was scary.

Yeah. So if you want to win this badass truck, it's pretty easy. I might have to cut that part out. That was too gnarly. That was pretty crazy. That was crazy. Check out the clip on Chang's,

but I don't know if YouTube's going to like that. Did that guy die? I don't, I hope not. to like that. Did that guy die? I hope not. Maybe it's like an older clip. That's happening way too often now where I watch a clip on Twitter or something. It's only 30 seconds long at the end. I'm like... Yeah, people just die out of nowhere.

Did that guy just fucking die? Yeah, it's a lot. Elon has let a lot through. Some of it I like, some of it not so much. All right, so let's get into some other picture posts here this is sim to red posted this papa had bro zempic blindness before anyone else he knows a beast of an ophthalmologist so let's just get your your thoughts on this real quick study links ozempic to higher risk of eye condition that can cause vision loss it's funny because I'm squinting right now and I'm not on Ozempic. You might be on

Ozempic. This one says are you squinting still? A little bit. Does semi-glutide make you blind? Here's how the popular weight loss drug affects your eyes. And then that is Photoshop.

That's Photoshop. I know, but it's still gnarly to me i don't like it and he doesn't look as skinny as like you know he looks fucking old is this an old face filter it might be man we're dealing with changs yeah we're dealing with changs here changs will keep you busy dude now let's go to the next one here austin bound with the fan posted by caterpillarpillar Hot 7539. Hilarious. That was pretty good. Just good old-fashioned jangs here.

Let's go to the next one. Things are rolling. I feel like Howard Stern posted by One Stumbler. I've never seen this clip before, dude. Yeah, I don't know if I have either. It's fucking hilarious. Okay. Before, I obviously watched it earlier, but I'm saying like before.

Got a bunch of fun food truck dives coming up. So things are freaking rolling, man. Things are rolling. I feel like Howard Stern right now, though. My contract's up end of the year, baby. We got to figure things out. You know what I'm saying? I feel like Howard Stern.

It's fun to talk about. They should add to the fucking Curb Your Enthusiasm, I think. Because then this is like the end of his time with Showtime. Right. Yeah. When he bet on himself. Damn, he said that. Oh, that's so fucking funny, dude. Yeah. Dude.

Little did he know he'd make the greatest show ever after that. True. I mean, he made Chang's pop it after that. Yeah. He started walking chicks to his truck getting the dick sick. You know what I'm saying? You know, like the up in the air thing where it's like anyone who's ever started an empire is sitting where you're sitting right now.

That's kind of what happened to him, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Anyone? Yeah. I was going to repeat what you said. Yeah. Is there a way to mess it up?

Yeah. There probably is. I'm sure he's tried. Let's see. This is a Dicey Reed act. Great'm sure he's tried. Let's see. This is a Dicey Redact. Great name. Never seen it. Posted this.

Fight companion weekend daddy. Miscarriages can wait. I don't know what that means. Does he say that? Let's see. I'm trying to think. When I was at Showtime and I got COVID, they wanted to fire me because I got COVID. How do you fire someone for getting COVID?

I was like, good luck. Like the lawsuit. Is that in my contract? Shout out to. COVID, they wanted to fire me because I had COVID. How do you fire someone for getting COVID? I was like, good luck. Like the lawsuit. Is that in my contract? Shout out to. But why would they fire you if you had COVID? I don't get it. One of the lawyers just had it out for me that worked for CBS Showtime.

Oh, yeah. I remember this one. So they got on the horn. They had like this big meeting. And my boss, Brian Day, was like, dude, it's not good. You got COVID. I'm like, what's that have to do with anything, dude? I feel great.

He's like, that's a problem. You're advocating that COVID's not good. You got COVID. I'm like, what's that have to do with anything, dude? I feel great. He's like, that's a problem. You're advocating that COVID's not that bad. And he lost his job for Showtime because he had COVID, which is another business self-help quote. It's opportunities don't happen. You create them. Schaub created the opportunity for T-Fat K by getting COVID and getting fired because of it. Hawk move.

Yeah. I was going to make a joke about a Chinese lab, but I will not do that. I'm sure Shab would. He beat you to it. At 17 to now, I've never done this. I don't feel bad. My cardio is that good? Yes.

Yes. He's lit. Oh, man. Why does he do this to himself, dude? I don't know. He's like, because he's a homophobic. Like, he's insecure, you know? Yeah.

That's why. I started laughing. I'm like, no, I'm serious, dude. I ride my bike every day. Yeah, I was like, I feel great, man. Yeah. I was like, you can't say that. Bradley Martin's like this.

Hey, stop going like this, dude. What are you doing? Bro, actually. Actually? Actually actually i was like bro fire me though like where's in my contract says if i get covid you can let me go like that's remember the rogan thing when they're like like is it nicotine it's nicotine what is that strong it must be stronger that's why you feel them but you gotta like like the real actual like yeah taste of this yeah this is like a sack of potatoes.

So big. It's a straight pouch, dog. Ew. Woof. Wow. Yeah, daddy. Welcome to. Ow.

Spit on that thang. Yeah, daddy. Welcome. Yeah, daddy. Oh, he's calling him daddy, dude. Sometimes you forget why we start doing that, you know? Yeah. I mean, I still love it.

And it all comes back, dude. Joe Camel. Starbucks. She doesn't have straws either. Make my frappuccino before you drive me nuts. Straws are for fucking soy boy. Whoa, dude. What?

I got to take that out. There's a few things you might need to edit out there. God dang it. Jesus. Well, shout out to BoppaDude. We love him here. We don't agree with that last statement, even though he might be. That song is funny, though.

Mm-hmm. This is called Get Him Before the Cease and Desist are Filed. Chin Second Balcony posted this one. Let's see. I can't thank you guys enough, man. The printing shipping company is on overtime they have to work on the weekends we've had so many orders so i can't thank you guys enough for making this a success um we have a special special drop this friday it will only be for three days

i won't tell you what it is but trust me it's a special drop uh where you get 30 time entries and it's only we're going to drop it friday morning it's going special drop where you get 30-time entries. We're going to drop it Friday morning. It's going to be live until Sunday night. It's a dope collab, and it's the only time you can get it. It's those three days. That's your way to win the truck. Would you adopt a homeless cat?

Yes. What a whore. Am I right? I didn't see that coming. What collab? What do you think? Drive Fast All Gas. What company are they collabing with?

Give me a second. I'm assuming it's going to be some hype beast company, dude. I'm like so, I'm such a boomer. I don't even know any hype beast companies. What, Supreme? Supreme. Supreme is what I'd say, I guess. Okay, so let's see here.'re on the drive fast all gas website where

maybe it's maybe it's king shocks because isn't that a separate company uh shop all where would be the collab at yeah that's like hard to find of course because Brendan is like unless it's supposed to come out when is this when was the cloud supposed to happen yesterday so it's hilarious that it's not on there dude it's 30x entryX entry, so we're going to find where the 30X is. These are all 20X. I am jealous of your hat, which is right here. Oh, that's decent. Yeah, so it's not here.

That's so ridiculous. Yeah, I don't know where it would be. What about newest? No. Oh, new to old. I think it's probably King Shox. Yeah. Or whatever Raptor is.

Or maybe we're redacted like always and they're going to tell us in the comments. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Whatever. Who cares? That was a good journey. Sorry.

That was a good journey to live. Yeah. Sorry. It plays automatically like a fucking duck, dude. Jesus Christ. This one is, we have two more left this one's how looney tunes go uh one stumbler posted this it's you know it's just him making fun of shot but this is such a funny picture it is i mean i have the jersey

yeah yeah like the weird donut what year was this cool like this had to have happened three years ago four years ago I have the jersey. Yeah. And then the weird donut. What year was this cool? Like this had to have happened three years ago, four years ago. Yeah. Why would he do this? Yeah. That question comes up a lot in what we watch, but none more than what we're looking at right now.

I feel like this is a brainchild of Legs or somebody that got fired. Yeah. Maybe Legs is just an idiot. Yeah. And he just has really, really bad ideas. And Brennan, for whatever reason, thinks Legs is a genius. Let's see. Except with Thick Boy, that's your own thing? It's my, it's my, it's the, we, we, we are, uh.

I, I, I. Listen. You know, in the movies, they're building, you know, this, they're building crazy stuff. I'm like, pal, what the fuck are you talking about? Where in the field of the automotive space. Behind my children and you shall hear. The mitt, the mitt, the mitt, the mitt. Club, it's the thick boy bike club.

Just thick dudes on bikes. Bruh. Guy, what the fuck are you talking about that's so funny what the fuck are you talking about um all right and this is the last one for the day dude pov you're a stool in a comedy club posted by a boss airing uh-oh never want to see never want to put yourself in that situation hilarious dude never be a stool in a comedy club where joe ruggs about to perform um yeah you know yolo but don't ever be a stool in a comedy club where Joe Rogan is about to perform. Yeah. You know, YOLO, but don't ever be that stool. Yeah. You're going to get fucked. All right. That's our show. Thanks for tuning in. See you next week.