10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub and Brian Callen are TAKING A BREAK! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #56

Episode Date: June 24, 2023

Fifty Sixth episode of 10 Minutes of Schaub

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All right, welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shob. All right. Welcome back to 10 minutes of Shob. Wow. We're in our new studio. We got a new setup. It's going to be a lot better. We're going to put stuff up and all that. Also, we have a new producer, Daniel Jimenez.

Gerardo left the show, but we have, thankfully, Daniel was one of the best in the game. Thank you. Yeah. Just a little redacted bit to start. I just want to say Gerardo is amazing too, though. Yeah. This is Gerardo in case you're new. In case you can't tell if you're so redacted, you don't know. But anyway, um, as always join the Patreon, join the discord. If you want to both of those, uh, discourse free, uh, Spotify, everything's on Spotify now like, and subscribe rate and review if you can thanks everybody who's on the live it's a new thing we just did the live's crazy we got a bunch of

new subscribers uh seven days a week you know we're gonna start doing that but anyways that's not why you're here what you're here for is to watch 10 minutes of shop so start the chin clip now all right chin our first clip is posted by brenda in scab right brenda in scab for prez uh it's called humble beginnings but for the people that are negative or are on are are on forums and are uh create troll accounts which one are you watching i view those people the same i'd view a homeless guy critiquing my art or critiquing my set or critiquing a podcast they do not matter because because someone because the the person who would go out of their way to create that account or to live in their mom's basement or whatever job they're working could not

dude what's the matter with living in your mom's basement or whatever job they're working could not. Dude, what's the matter with living in your mom's basement? Nothing, B. That's awesome. Doesn't count. Yeah. You know, you're just, that's something that you'd, if you love your family, maybe you stay there, maybe you're working on going somewhere else,

you know, saving up money. The thing that gets me though is it doesn't matter. Right after saying, it's like a homeless guy. They don't matter. That's like the beginning of everything that line, but I don't think he really, I'm to stand up for Shavuot. I don't really think he means that.

I think his redacted brain, he's trying to say something else. I don't think he literally doesn't care about homeless people. I could be wrong, but it sounds really bad when he does that. Like, I can't imagine a worse thing that he could say. Talking about this guy, these people that have no home and no job and they're struggling, maybe they can't eat,

they don't have enough money to eat or have a place to live. And he's like, they don't matter. That's so ridiculous. All because you're so mad about comments, which you don't apparently read. Yeah. You're so mad about these comments, but you don't read them B and now you're, you're saying that homeless people don't matter and you don't care about cat

profiles. Dicey dice. Let's finish it off. Even fathom the amount of work it takes to pull off something, whether it's a set or a good podcast or a business or merchandise, or, you know, it's just also saying that you don't care while also sounding like you're about to cry. You don't care, but you're talking about it for a long time and saying the same things over and over again. Yeah. You care. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Hey, Brendan shop. You care. You care. It does not

matter, you know? And I hope my son, I hope other people, they start to discredit those people even more. The type of person that were to go on YouTube and leave a negative message, to even create an account to be that way. Is he enlisting his son to fight YouTube commenters and Reddit people? I guess. He's raising his two kids so that one day they can find out where the Reddit people live, visit the mods' homes. Ten minutes of tweeties. Oh, yeah, us too.

But at some point, Tiger and Boston are going to find these people. That's why he's having them do jujitsu. He's going to find people like Ryan Joseph. Keep them busy. Shit or throat splitter Joseph and keep them busy. Shit or throat splitter and keep them busy. A is I don't associate with those people. I don't know those people. It does not matter to me.

When people let that affect their mood or their life, it's mind-boggling. It's crazy to me. What do you care? It'd be the same as if a cat created a profile. That's a good example. Who cares? Come on, Chin. Sell yourself a good example. Who is it? Come on,

chin. Sell yourself out. Be damn. You gotta be honest with these people. You don't need. Yes, man. Brennan's got too many.

That's the one. That's the one knock on chin. He's a yes man. Oh, he's never telling Brennan how it is. Okay. You should be telling him how it is. Seven days a week. Maybe he meant that's a good example for you.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. You should live by that. Yeah. Oh, anyways,

I see. I see. Here's a cat. Okay. Even a homeless guy. If a homeless guy was just creating a profile and talking shit, they have, it doesn't matter.

Oh, they're all the same. What is that? Did he have a bad interaction with a homeless guy that day? Probably dude. Homeless guy made fun of his pants. Remember homeless guy did make fun of his pants in that old video. Yeah.

He, the homeless guy was like, Hey, your pants or whatever. And then shop goes, Hey, you don't have a house cause for laughter. He really does have a problem.

I take back what I said earlier. Yeah. He does not like homeless people. All right, let's go to the next clip. This one's called the, this lying POS redact still claiming to be Bill's alumni posted by

Mitchie Slick underscore LBC. Oh, yeah. Shout out to Sean McCorkle. I saw him tweeting about that. He's like you were never on the and you were never in the NFL at all. Yeah, still bald face a lot. Yeah, I think we'll get to that later too. I think I have that pulled up. Okay, nice. Ready? Was there like

an apology or retraction? Oh, sir. And then the team is on the bills. Bill's alumni here. But we play games. He played it. But that'd be funny if he was talking about Blackfish and he's like, he's like Blackfish.

And then you have a documentary guy who's been there, right? Yeah. He worked or he's like killer whale right like Blackfish. And then you have a documentary like guy who's been there, right? Yeah. He worked it. Or he's like killer whale right here, right? Big Jay Ogerson over here. He forgets who he is. He starts thinking he's another comedian. Oh, sorry. It's my CT flaring up.

I thought I was Dan Soder for a minute. Sorry, guys. If I told you I was in the NFL, would you believe me? All right, let's go to the next one. This one's posted by some excerpts from the gronkening of the chompy posted by all i do is lie to you there's the reason one of the reasons i'm not torn so much in the summer is i told my son i'm gonna dedicate myself to him for baseball i'm tell you got a dad who knows i dude i'm gonna i can get you pretty far and then the rest can be

on you but all you have to do is commit and i go all your buddies that's what's gonna happen that's what happened with me in the summer your buddies are going like you told me they're going to fiji and they're going to paris they're watching youtube and playing video games you're gonna be working it's not fun i'm telling you right now it's not fun but boy is it worth it i said if that's what you want i'll show you the blueprint but i'm telling you man it's work dude it's fucking work buddy and'm telling you, man, it's work, dude. It's fucking work, buddy. And it's not going to be cool.

It's not me. Cool. Your friends are going to want to do this and this. You're not going to be able to do that. Your friends are going to want to eat this. You're not going to be little gross. His dad is like, he's like, he's only right.

What kind of lessons do you think he's going to teach his son? It's like, first of all, eight inches. Yeah. Now, but I mean, uh, the thing is shop is saying this, it's not necessarily bad advice. Work hard, you know, practice, um,

instead of playing video games or watching YouTube, I guess he's saying be in the gym or whatever. So he can be a great athlete. But when you look at shop and what he's done, is that what you want? Yeah. He's like a laughingstock. But also to keep in mind, those who can't do teach. So. Exactly. Good point. So I'm hoping that his son becomes like the Michael Jordan of baseball.

That would be awesome. It's just bad. What? No, Michael Jordan of basketball, but for baseball. Oh, yeah. Oh my God. That's a hard one because Michael Jordan played baseball. Yeah, I realize that now. Who's more redacted? That was really confusing. Comment below.

You shot both of us there, Bob. Michael Jordan and baseball would mean really good or bad. No, no, no. I'm saying a really good baseball player. Daniel Jimenez is... This is a trial period for him as a producer. So we'll see. We'll see how... All right. Let's see the rest of this clip. Ice and salmon. Good way to burn the nfl oh it's a disaster sacrifice now and live like a king later sacrifice all your friends gonna be doing all the shit we're not gonna be doing oh

it's a disaster and then he's like oh yeah that's what i want because the bankages he was kind of not doing great and he goes again i was like i like that i didn't like that. I didn't say anything. Because I'm not like, again. I'm like, whatever you want to go, let's go. No, I'm like, let's go, dude. I don't give a fuck. But if this is what you want, it's this every single day. It's a disaster. And so I told him, I go, when I was yours, I was obsessed with football.

Only thing that mattered was football. Saturday Night Live, outside that, it's football, dude. I was obsessed. Not because my dad told me. That's what I want to do with my life. I was obsessed with it. I was an expert in football. I was like, that's what it takes.

It's a disaster. There's so many lies in this. He said the only thing that matters is football and Saturday night live. He had to throw that in. He's been saying that he wants to be a comedian forever. But what about the comic books? Yeah. And that takes some time out. You spent a lot of time selling comic books to

old men and kids that came to your house. You're a marketing genius back then. When did the marketing thing take in? Right. You were thinking about that stuff. Yeah. But he's trying to be an example for his son. So I think that's cool. And I think I hope him the best as far as like teaching your son the baseball one. Gerardo was probably saying that me, Daniel Jimenez, I think that shop should really focus on teaching his son baseball and then giving us some classic The Room type comedy every once in a while, you know? Yeah. Well, I hope that his kids aren't like me or you because they're going to like if they

are, they're going to say fuck soccer practice or baseball practice and they'll end up with a podcast making fun of some comedians. Oh, really, dude? Oops. He loves Bryce Harper. How about that? Is he? That poor kid.

Not to talk shit. He's going to end up hating football. This can't end well for the little dude. Oh, so Gronk's kid. Okay. They're making the comparison, I guess. But I mean, in this one, I think Shob's just saying he wants his son to work hard and train. Yeah. Not a bad, but it's funny. think Shab's just saying he wants his son to work hard and train and all that. Yeah.

Not bad, but it's funny. Yeah. A broken clock is right twice a day. And I think it's cool for him to want to spend more time with his kid. Now, keep in mind, granted, he's not addressing whatsoever that he's canceling his European tour, which is kind of redacted. Yeah. I'd like to know why. Yeah. Yeah. What's going on? Unless it's like some serious family drama, which I hope not. Yeah. I wish the best for Papa. Yeah.

We have stated multiple times that we want Papa to make more money. We want him to create more content and we love him. We love the content. Yes. All right. Let's go to the next. We love him. We love him. Isolate that. Boom. This is posted by siphon filter. It's called Papa chooses not to correct jelly roll over the length of Gringo Poppy. Oh, yeah. This is a guy that we saw a few times. Jelly Roll. We didn't know who he was. Yeah. Now I actually know who he is. He's like a country singer or something.

Well, let's see. We'll say watching your set develop is something I got to do where I watched you in the pandemic come with new material. Yeah. To Zane. He's like 2020 pandemic. Yes, sir sir and then i watched gringo poppy and of course i'd seen you right before that back in nashville and it was still from 2020 to 2021 or whatever late 21 22 whenever i've seen you totally different set almost it was

like maybe two or three things that made it the first 45 minutes i've seen and then even from that to you finalizing the product and going, this is what I'm putting out was still like, there was fucking, I think it was like a, you do like a 41 minute special. It was a little bit over 40 minutes or 30 something minutes. Yep. And there was still like 20 something minutes of me.

Oh my God. It's hard for me to take somebody seriously when they're saying anything complimentary about the gringo poppy. Yeah. It's just, it makes me think that when they're saying anything complimentary about the Gringo Poppy. Yeah. It's just, it makes me think that guy's a moron. That being said, Jelly Roll, from what I've seen of him, he's kind of like this self-help, you know, broken childhood, had a rough start of it, but made it better. And he's like, he talks to guys in prison. So keep in mind, he's talking to people that are murderers

and like, you know, assaulted. It is like the lowest of the low and saying, hey man, like, you know, I know it's real tough right now, but one day, you know, you just got to make it right with the Lord and get better and start treating people right and treat yourself right and all that. So he's talking to the worst of the worst. So the Brendan Schaub Gringo Poppy in comparison to like a murderer, he he's told like a murderer there's still hope for you yeah or somebody with nothing you

know no nothing to their name living in some trailer park town just uh you know they they're addicted to drugs and they're trying to get sober and he's like you still you you have a good uh heart people love you you don't know it so when he talks a shop that it's like you know it's just a stand-up special really yeah that's me yeah that's what's going on there yeah. You don't know it. So when he talks to Schaub, it's like, it's just a stand-up special, really. That's what's going on there. I don't agree with what he said, but the special made us laugh very hard. However many minutes it is doesn't matter. Oh, Schaub

was able to memorize 25 minutes of saying Mexicans eat hot Cheetos? Impressive. Wait a minute. The time does matter. For Schaub not to be like, it was 24 minutes. There's no part of shop that wants to accept the redactedness that he presents to everyone yeah no part of him is like oh no no like you know i couldn't do whatever he's never gonna correct somebody oh i see and that's not what i meant i meant like that it's just not impressive at all however many oh yeah but the the clip is hilarious because he doesn't correct him and shops an idiot.

But also on top on the side note, it's like, it doesn't matter. It could be five minutes. Yeah. Like it's just, it's terrible. There could be a hundred minutes.

And he's so awful. Early on when the green go poppy came out, they, he said that they filmed an hour and that he was going to drop clips from the rest of it for social media. Damn. I want to get that footage. I know, dude.

I'd rather, I'd almost rather, what would you rather find? The footage that they cut out or the roommate? Oh, that's hard. Because if you were to tell me like, do you want to find the footage that they cut out or the Holy Grail? I would still choose the footage. You know what I mean? Oh yeah.

That's easy B. But the roommate, that's another. For me, I still want the footage because the footage, the footage is probably, if it's worse than the gringo poppy, that's dicey dicey, but there's like a fine line of like good comedy, right?

Cause the gringo poppy is amazing. That's true. But it's because of how bad it is. But if it's worse than that, then you're kind of like, Oh, this is just bad. But the great top,

you know, though, that's the thing. It's like that. Not, you don't know, you know, though, that's the thing. It's like that you don't know, you know, it's like one of these deep questions in life that you don't know them like, but we also don't know what happened with the roommate. That's true. That's another

thing. Yeah, that's true. That's very true. Well, let's go to the next clip. Let us know what you think in the comments. This is posted by Andy I 12. It's called the weasel makes his escape. Even the screen grab is funny. Yeah. Let's see.

Pauly, if you have to jet, don't feel obligated to stay for the main event. I know you're excited about this. Boom, roasted. I want to say, first of all, Brendan is a terrible person publicly, but he does seem like a cool guy if you know him and he's,

you know, you're hanging out with him, watching a fight with him. Um, yeah, maybe. Yeah. I mean,

I've had, I know people that have met him that said they were nice to them and really, he's like really friendly. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Just wanted to say that.

You went to great game. Toronto wants to produce food truck. That's why he was almost, that's why he was almost off. My name is Daniel. I've never played a Diablo game before. one's fantastic it's out already yeah is it scary those are the graphics these are the no that's just all right brother yeah have a good set i get it you put your face on yeah right yeah the main event probably sure everybody everybody's saying goodbye to paulie

how dare you're great man contributed so much yeah well we can bring you to break down the main event yeah you're just a good time come on buster's like no slice of pizza oh you there Oh, you're there. I didn't hit you up yet. You did your best, brother. Oh, you did? Okay. Love you, bro. Thanks, man. I told you. I told you. Let's get it.

All right, bro. Later, man. Have a good one. That's a funny way of leaving. Oh, yeah. I got to go. See him? I don't know anything about this.

He's been filming the whole time. They've been watching the fun. Yeah, I just don't get it. I didn't do very good. He's been filming the whole time. They've been watching the fun. Yeah, I just don't get it. I didn't do very good. It's still going on right now. All right, well, let's get to the next clip because it's kind of connected to that other one. Posted again by Andy I-12. It's called Thick Boy Providing Guests with the Finest Cuisine.

So he's leaving, right? We just left off here. You left a gordita. You left a gordita. Thanks, bud. He doesn't go back. Montez gets the gordita, dude. Montez wins. Later, bro.

Later. Hell yeah, dude. Imagine you're Montez and there's a gordita that Pauly Shore left. Best day of your life. You know you need that gordita seven days a week. If I told you I was hungry, would you believe me and what if he

left cheetos oh yeah boom yeah that'd be nice the messican would have came in and thrown them all over the place that's why not enough messicans in this clip we have a lot of more a lot more food options kind of shout out paulie shore taco bell musking so they wouldn't be oh you're right right but speaking of which

I'm down to get taco bell after this dude I am too let's do it dude all right so this was posted by minimum sky 2305 it's called prom is entering

let's see I know this one's long yeah dude he botched a word like a different way this time. And the problem with judging is the way that the rest of us. But you knew it was going to be a problem because the problem is if they're better writers.

That's my biggest problem with it. It should be. It should be. You know what I mean? I don't have a problem with AI taking jobs. I have a problem with it. And part of the problem is because, yeah, that's the problem. Even at NBA, I'm like, what?

No problem. Brandon and Chin said we won't. How does he say he won't? No, we won't. No problems. Let's talk about gospel. I think part of the problem, too, is additional prom. Because going into that, the only problem with that is let's have more.

Hell yeah. So Amanda's interesting because. Interesting thing about it, too. Not that. Interesting fight. See that going decision. I like faster. Yeah.

What's interesting about him, too, is when he first came to MMA Masters. Interesting. I mean, but Colby. Isn't it interesting that. Interesting. It's so weird. Like, I feel like half the time he's saying interesting correctly. And the other half the time he is fucking it up royal.

He's having a problem with it. Yeah. A problem with it. Yeah. I love Brenna Schaub. That's my problem. You know, it's interesting. Also, here's what's interesting.

I think that this is a very interesting conversation. What's interesting, too, is I've done a good thing on the ground. Oh, interesting. I don't think. Yeah, interesting. So that's especially for casuals. They're like, what are we doing here? I was about to say, you talk about them just because they need the narrative.

It gets nice. You get punched in the face nah man those title But Amanda's interesting Because in trauma And eventually it fills up with like Fluid Kill sign the mic Kill sign the mic

Because there's about It fills up with like fluid Because there's Trauma and eventually it fills up with like fluid. Cause there's the drama. And eventually it fills up with like fluid. Eventually seems like something like it's an app for going to concerts. Oh, do you get the tickets from eventually? Yeah, we got good seats. Eventually has the best prices on tickets at the Greek.

Oh my God. Here we go. DC's killing time. Mike, I can't hear him, but I bet you. Here's go. He's killing time. Mike, I can't hear him, but I bet you. Drives me fucking nuts. Later.

Oh my God. He finds a new way to kill me every time. DC is killing it. I can't hear him though. Then how's he killing it? That is a mind bender. Mind bender from shop. Amazing. Amazing.

Later. I don't know what we're going to do without him. I love Pauly. This is the Minimum Sky Special. Do the hands. He's a good dude. Is he good? I've never met him.

Yeah, he's always been that. Talk more about the comedy. Did you see the comedy Mothership? Yeah. The Vikings have to build back up? Yeah. There does become a narrative because her... Oh my gosh. I didn't realize there was a Minimum Sky that was doing

those bits. He's great with the hands and he's great with the using the same words over and over again. I guess if it's him that does it every time it is. I can't remember. The hands is definitely Minimum Sky. So very good. That is something that you could do to anybody, right? Oh yeah. Any facet. Cause yeah. Interesting is a word that's used. I remember to call myself, I remember the, uh, the standup video I had that the guy isolated all the crazies. Oh yeah. Dude,

that hurt. That hurt a little bit. I can't, after that, I can't talk. It was funny. I laughed. I was like, damn, that is really getting me. That's really crazy. Yeah. And I, I did do it too much.

It's kind of like pointing out a fault, but you're going to use words over and over, especially a word like interesting. When you're talking about fights. Yeah, that's a, it's a, it's not a descript.

It's not very descriptive. So maybe you should be more descriptive, but that our problem, but he keeps saying both wrong prom, but yeah, it's hilarious very descriptive. So maybe you should be more descriptive, but that our problem, but he keeps saying both wrong prom, but yeah, it's hilarious to watch. If you did that to anybody, it would pretty,

pretty funny, but it's just funnier with the way this guy does it and with shop. And then the, the food thing that when I watched that, I get embarrassed thinking about like, you know, when you do stupid stuff with your hand and then there's no, there's no paper towel.

It's like, of course there's no paper towels left. Of course there's no paper towels left in the shop averse. This new setup is perfect for like a food truck diary. If you want to do it, dude. Yeah. We got the table. Yeah. I mean, that is something that we, we, I said that we do the cookie thing. I didn't have enough time to get a cookie and hot sauce. I literally have that in the house. We could later, I could walk away, get the cookie and do that and put sauce on it, but we're not going to do that this time.

That's, I think that'll be like a live thing probably. Oh, there we go. Boom. Yeah. So that'll probably be a live thing. All right,

well, let's go to the next one. Let's stop talking, talking numbers be. Yeah, you're right. The next clip is posted by Taylor Swift. It's called an old dish of Chris Bungard and Paul Craig discussing

Bapa's Euro tour. Quote, no way. How can that sell? Hey, real quick. I think like somebody watching that like they're looking at to us like you don't have a cookie and hot sauce in your house. I beg the difference. You're good. I could man. Did you see a Brandon shops coming in Glasgow?

You're not going to see me in the shop. How can I say this guy's like Scotland CEO, dude? Sorry. I don't want to talk. Yeah, not going to go and see me in the shop. How can that sell? This guy's like Scotland CEO, dude. Sorry, I don't want to talk about this. Yeah, no, shout out to all the UK and Scottish

and Irish listeners. Oh, yeah, yeah. You're probably loving this right now. Let's get this here. This is going to be hard for us to translate in our own heads. We'll see.

Yeah, mate. We'll see. I've scheduled a few times, eh? I think it was fun. Who's going to that too? Where is it? Fucking O2. No, should we not go to? Should we go to the smaller one? times eh I think it was who's going to that tour where is it fucking the O2

no should we not go to the smaller one Jimmy you want to check go and check and see where this is

Brendan Shaw was playing Glasgow I think it is the O2 the other shot of those two guys

legit it looks like it's like us you're Paul and I'm the other guy I don't know his name

this yeah like that is literally this is the Scottish version of Timo's It's like us. You're Paul and I'm the other guy. I don't know his name. This is the Scottish version of Timo's. We just need a third guy. Miguel. Miguel. That kind of looks like Miguel. Hilarious. It will be.

Michael Bisping. Michael Bisping sold out. Hey, Brendan. I'm me. it will be Michael Bisping Michael Bisping sold out KUFC fans hey Brendan I'm me so I met Brendan Shaw one time

I've not been wrong yet so here's the thing see if he invites you there you go no

hi hi how's it going about you well Michael Bisping invited me to his but I like

Michael Bisping when I went to his that's a different kettle man so I met Brendan Shaw one time at the comedy store in the world

at LA as I was going inside he was he came outside right there was obviously all the crowd waiting to go in

he's came out the door that the punters are going in stood at the side of the road pulled his phone out looked me about just

clearly kidding on he was on the phone just to be recognised right and people are gonna stood at the side of the road pulled his phone out looking about just clearly kidding on he was on the phone just to be recognized right and people I bragged to show up and I was just

like yeah he's a boy wait he said he's a what wait clearly on his phone just to get recognized I heard that

I understood that part but what is he like he said he's clearly clearly on his phone to get recognized and then he said he's a

something what is a partner let's see what he said anyway he kept on ruining like people like can i get a bit i don't know what he's saying but you can tell it's a diss because he's like he's a anyway if you put anyway at the end it's like a scottish guy they're a shit now anyway anyway he's anyway saying he's an idiot here let's see show up and i was just like yeah he's a pie anyway he's a pie oh that's probably not what it is but that's funny if you're scottish let us know if pie is yeah if that's an insult i'm gonna start using that in la he's a pie anyway yeah you know brendan he's a pie i was trying to get inside and i saw brendan

shop coming out and he's phoning it and he's clearly just doing it he get recognised isn't he isn't it oh but either or not isn't it it's like English

yeah I can't help and it is so fun to say that I can't help but do it alright let's see the rest of this he kept turning around and people were like

can I get a photo yeah sure man and the phone was away nobody's doing the phone and the phone was away just to be recognised and I was just like no you're just a pie man

just a yeah you're just a pie man just yeah you're just a pie man that guy is certified homeless yeah yeah pretty funny so you had a big douche bag there oh look it's famous brandon shop coming out everybody train take a picture with him like a donkey you know it's uh like roast has like, kind of like went and done roast battle, Austin roast battle, Florida, you know, I wish there was like 10 minutes of shop in Scotland and 10 minutes of shop

in New York. Oh yeah. That would be dope. Yeah. Yeah. Like, yeah. If you're in Ireland or Scotland or Denmark,

someone hit me up from Denmark and said, Oh, I don't know how to say it. They said that we're high league. What does that mean? League? It means like comfy or something or fun to be around. It sounded like a comp.

So, um, that, yeah, everyone in Denmark is like, Oh, they're like idiot. They just made up a word.

Got him. All right. All right. Let's go to the next one. This one's posted by Trundle to Bogan, uh, with two G's. It's called Theo dropping hints.

And, uh, you know, we had our views on this. We got in a little bit of an argument about this earlier. We did. We argued about this. Let's called Theo dropping hints. And you know, we had our views on this. We got in a little bit of an argument about this earlier. We did. We argued about this. Let's see what happens. And we just kind of love each other. I know

it's hard. It is. It is. People you're like, damn, I know it's hard to love Rodney. You know, it's like her, you know, damn, Brenda's out here. You're right. You're right. It's dicey. It's dicey. Dicey. Dicey. Okay. So you want to say you're beside of the argument i have another side to add to it but i'm saying that this is probably another one of those clips

that's edited by chains to make it it's very funny i laughed and i enjoyed it but it's edited to me because now i watch again i don't even think he says brendan i think he said brenda yeah but they're saying that he's saying like yeah but even think he says Brendan. I think he said Brenda. Yeah. But they're saying that he's saying like, yeah, but I think he's like, Brenda's out here. I do not think that he meant Brendan shop. Maybe it's subconscious.

Cause I think it's edited. I'm guessing. I've also like, we got, we got got so hard on that one clip that now I don't trust anything. Okay. So you're used to getting got. So I understand the response trauma response here.

But in my opinion, I agree with you in that. I don't think he's talking about Brendan. I think he's just using names and saying that. Right. But the weird part about it, what I want to say is that it's weird. I don't think it's edited at all. I disagree with you on that. It might be, I mean, you know more about editing than me. Your ball is deep in it. It sounds like he was talking that he said Brenda and dicey in the same sentence. So you can say that he's dropping hints or whatever. Maybe he's subconsciously dropping hints. Yeah. But I think he's literally said Brenda and Dicey in the same sentence. It's possible. I'm also realizing now that it's redacted. I didn't realize Brenda. It's like the other name. It's like what Chang's calls him all the time. That went right over my

head. The username is a Brendan is a hack. Red band talks shop performing at his club. Sunset strip ATX room. Everyone in the chat room. Good. How's it going? Brian, are you booking Brendan shop anytime? First of all, red band needs to get a new camera, dude. This camera is not doing him any favors.

Yeah, but I doubt he cares to though. No, he's rich. Yeah, he's a sun strip atx so he's at they're asking if uh he'll ever let uh shah perform at his club right i mean i wouldn't be against it uh brandon probably sells tickets and i'm in it for the money no uh no i mean sure you know there's not many people I wouldn't book, you know, if they can sell tickets, they sell tickets. That's how I look at it. You know, and this makes me wish that John Lovitz had a webcam back when he owned his comedy club, he would talk to

the fans. Oh yeah. Would, would the Lovitz comedy club still be around if we had webcams back then? If you guys didn't know out here in universal Studios, there used to be a comedy club owned by John Lovitz, and it closed, and it was like a punchline for a while. Yeah, it closed right when I got here, I think. Yeah. Yeah. It didn't last very long. Yeah.

Thank him. Brendan's not a joke thief, or he's not doing anything like that. Okay. Dicey. Yeah, I'm not sure about that. Yeah. The Bud Light joke seemed like it was stolen. If he said that, though, and then he had somebody come out with fajitas,

that would be hilarious. Oh, yeah, Thief or Sutherland? It doesn't steal? Okay. At least I know of. But I like Brandon. He's a nice guy. So nothing against Brandon.

But, yeah, I'm sure he would sell that shit out. So if he wanted to, he'd definitely go there. I feel like he could probably do a bigger place than my place. Oh, I mean, saying that Brendan Schaub doesn't steal jokes is like saying that Joe Rogan doesn't sling dick. Yeah. He's slinging dick beats live.

Yeah. Also, too, I want to say that I have respect for Red Band. He's probably a terrible person, but he's a sick ass producer. Oh, yeah. Rogan. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's probably a terrible person, but he's a sick ass producer. Oh yeah. Rogan. Yeah. Oh yeah. Let's go to the next one.

This one's called a Bapa confirms skank fest posted by Trevor farted. Great name. Dude. Great name. Never seen that one before. Oh, I'm doing a skank fester. Oh,

you're going to do it. Yeah. Oh, that's going to be something. Do you think that that indicates they know about the shop hate?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I think it almost like Don and I'm because when you your friend, he was like, it's like a friend

telling you an achievement. You're supposed to be happy about it. So at first, oh, wow. And he's like, wow.

Okay. Oh, geez. Oh, really, dude? Are you doing it this year? I'm going to be there, too. Thank God. Thank God. Where's Brian tonight?

Callen canceled two days ago. He goes, oh, dude, I messed up. I have a dinner. It's a crowd. Oh, that's weird. Dicey dicey. What do you say then? No, he was saying that Brian's on a shit list.

Oh shit, because he canceled and they're taking a week off of fighter and the kid, which I think is a clip. We're going to get to later to later in this episode. Let's go to this clip. It's posted by siphon filter play the chin clip. It's called Bapapa Cries in His Car on the Way to Film T-Fat K,

which might be the saddest title we've written. I've seen this one. I've been busy, but I'll cry in my car on the way here. Sometimes I'll cry. Oh my God, dude. I love this guy's reaction. This guy down here. I missed it. Watch

when he says i cry in my car watch his face dude he laughs here sometimes he's like it's like a knowing smile like yeah me too he's like yeah i heard about that i don't get paid enough to do this they don't pay me at all this is the flappers of podcasting right now dude really and like really hard on the way here dealing with the shit we got to deal with. Are you kidding me, dude? Excuse me. Excuse me?

You want to add that to my table right now? It's always sunshine under above the clouds. All right, let's go. If people only knew. Nobody wants to hear two rich guys complain about how hard their life is. Yeah. About how much money they have. You know, your employees wish they were numbers guys. You pay them.

We heard from Margie, he didn't pay. Yeah. You owe people money, B. Yeah. Do you cry before or after trying to fit in your car? I mean,

that's crazy. That being said, I don't want them to be sad and I hope they're not sad about anything we're doing. Yeah. I mean, we don't count.

We don't matter. I mean, we love them. That's true. And also, you know, to homeless guys like ourselves. Yeah.

You don't really think about us. Yeah. Yeah. Who would care what someone without a house? What they think? I mean, we're in your mom's basement right now. Yeah. I mean, my mom.

We're in her basement in California. She's in California now somehow. All right. Well, let's go to the next one. He's great. I've never met her. This is supposed to my highlight. Numerous. Thank him. And the clip is to the next one. He's great. I've never met her, though. This is posted by Highlight Numerous, Thinkum, and the clip is called Thinkum B.

Three hours. Theo, first time he did it, called me and goes, man, that's the longest I ever talked to another human being, man. He goes, I haven't talked to my therapist that long. He goes, matter of fact, I don't even think I've talked to my mom for three hours, man. He's like, what do you talk about? I'm like, well, Rogan's the best to ever do it.

You don't realize it. You're like, how long is that? Because Rogan, he's the best in the game because there's never dead air yeah i'll have something you might not have a clue about it and he's just like boom yeah i mean we talked about we talked about russia in the ukraine oh yeah we like went into everything so that was cool yeah i love that stuff big fan of war about this. We talked about Russia and Ukraine. Love that stuff, dude. There's that famous clip of him.

It's another from the Carl Bassett companion episodes where he's like, oh, those Ukrainians are dead, right? Oh, yeah. I remember that. And that fight's good. Yeah, there's a punch there. I get him at my heart, you know what I mean? Because what he's done for comedy, what he's done for these people, and the young comics, it's just, you know.

And I know he got a lot of that from my mom, and he kind of feels her, and he's connected to her. So when I'm with him, I don't want to say I feel like I'm with my mom, but I feel like we're all like this. It feels like your mom on TR2. Yeah, exactly. No, you know, like we're all like, it feels like your mom on TRT. Yeah, exactly. No, you know what I mean?

It's just another epic bomb. I thought it was somebody's Alinsky for a second. Oh, it's just done so much for comedy. Another comedian. Thank him. One of the a thousand that can do it. Hopefully he's doing okay.

It's like, it's just, you know, he cares is what my point, you know, and that makes me mad. Yeah. And there's nobody who loves comedy more than comics and giving back.

And what he's built out there is it's insane, man. Yeah. So, you know, I don't know when I'm there. I, you know, I just like being there with those guys. Yeah. Special place. Special people. Austin's booming, huh?

Austin's booming. Would you ever move out there, Paulie? Cause you're, you're Austin's booming, huh? Austin's booming. Would you ever move out there, Pauly? Because you're in Vegas, too, right? You're having a place out there for like six months. You're there. You're a wanderer. You've done Wiseguy's Vegas, right? He lives like right across the street from there, too.

No, I moved out of Vegas. Yeah, Austin's different, B. Yeah, the end of that clip is kind of a blockbuster, but oh my God, dude. Brendan just does, he just goes, dude. Yeah. Not much else you can say. Mom on TRT riffs.

Yeah. I wish I could have a conversation with Brendan without any of this knowledge of us doing a show or anything and just see what he says. You know what I mean? Probably just very friendly. Yeah. When he meets me,

I mean, he obviously wants people to notice him. The Scottish guy was like, he's old. His phone. Yeah. You see him every time. He's like,

he's on his phone. He's like, yeah, yeah. And I told him I'm Brendan shop from the podcast, the fighter and the kid just like looks at you. All right, let's go to the next one.

This one's called things are different. Now be posted by modern chaotic. You know, first of all, thanks all the chefs that have to watch these episodes. Dude, when shop goes a new town, he's like,

I'm Brendan shop. I have a big podcast called the fighter and the kid and I'm new in town. Melanie shot. Yeah. Melanie shot. Yeah, Mulaney shot. I haven't done Vancouver or Toronto in a hot second. I got to get up there. Vancouver's fantastic.

Oh, I want to go. Let's do it. Yeah, I'll plan it, Chin. Hell yeah. Yeah, I'll plan it. We'll bring the crew up there. By crew, I mean you, me, and Jay. Yeah.

Yeah. Things are different now. Things are different now. Let's take a little break from all. Hilarious. I want the CT to flare up so hard that he's like, I haven't been to Toronto and Canada in a hot Carl. Basset fight companion.

Hot Carl. Oh, okay. So this is the one we were talking about earlier. It's called, hey, McCorgill, be cool, man. Be cool. And it's the tweet that he put up saying, Hey Brendan shop. I was going to do a Scottish accent. That's why I stopped. Hey, Brendan shop. One last time you did not play in the NFL. You did not go to the combine. You were

not drafted. You did not sign a contract, not even for the practice squad. You were a lock on, barely got on the field in college for a shitty team. Let it go. Stop lying. I love, I love it because Sean is so funny. He, he tweets like he texts like this is like a Sean text. It's like a hilarious diatribe. He told me about some, uh, some like AI script that he made with shop. He's like, I told him this and then it's like, it's like talking to him in real life. Okay. So this one is another tweet from Sean McCorkle. It says Brendan shop comparing himself to Matt Mitri and when it comes to their football careers is like me comparing my mom's football career to Matt's Matt

played six years in the NFL for three different teams for millions of dollars. My mom and shop both played for zero years for zero teams for zero dollars. Oh man, I'm a, I'm a little, uh, you know, redacted. Matt Mitri on as a football player, Matt Mitrione is a UFC guy, but I guess what Sean is saying that he played in the NFL for a while. Okay. I think Matt was on that season, right? I think he was on the shop season because they're heavyweights.

Yeah. And I know they fought. Yeah. Well, that's like a funny guy too. All right, let's go to the next one. It's so hard to do like the tweet post in here because it's kind of like not video. It's funny for us to react to videos. Yeah, true. This one's posted by

dilute power. It's called Theo's just got to go handle some shit. I think that's in reference to Theo leaving cats. So let's see what this is about. So that's showing Austin. Thank you. See, he's really one of the thousand that can do it. Yeah, that clip. They're not, they're not crowd shots like that in any shops, European tour shows. If you know what I mean.

Yeah. Okay. It's canceled. Okay. So let's go to the next one. This was posted by light up be it's called Polly about to get good douche

to go to the comments or no because I know there's gonna be some bad comments about us right now. You don't want that man. So we don't go to the comments. You can if you want. She can do the good comments if you want to

read some of the comments, he can. Good comments. Yeah, a couple. When you say it like that, meaning there's probably some really bad ones. When you go, well, I can read the good ones. Chin goes, Chin goes, there's a few good ones I can read. Just repeats the same thing. Yeah, yeah.

He wants to cut off Eric just to say the same thing. Yeah, he's got to interrupt me. Also too. It's like, dude, you guys should be so happy that people are tuning into your stuff at all. You know what I mean? Any fast,

even if it's like hate. Yeah. Like, aren't you comedians? Aren't you supposed to be like out with these people? Yeah. Riff. We'd love to see you try and riff with people.

Yeah. They won't do that. The AMA scarred him so much that he's like, I'm never reading another comment, but that's what's so infuriating. Cause you could tell that shop still feels the way that he does in the first clip we watched today. The one where he's talking about how he thinks they're homeless.

Yeah, bro. There's no growth whatsoever. No, he doesn't, he doesn't get it. He says we get it, we get it,

but he doesn't, he don't get it. That's the irony. Yeah. Anyways, that makes me so upset it's like even if they're hating on you dude just read the comment yeah and then and then chin like we said earlier is a yes man he's like i can read the good comment

yeah one and it's you yeah it's like me saying i love let's see jordan olaffsson says, love you, Pauly. That's the good comment, dude. Oh, my God. Oh, man. In Brendan's mind, he's like, that's a bad comment. It's not about me. It's not about me. Yeah. See, Olofsson, Olofsson.

Chase Fuller, Pauly is a man. Light the way. Love you. Oh, my gosh. That's infuriating, man. I think Eric Griffin feels the same way, because I've tuned into Eric Griffin's lives. He goes like, I think Eric Griffin feels the same way. Cause I've tuned into Eric Griffin's lives. He goes live on Twitch, he games, stuff like that. And I'm on Twitch too.

So I like seeing like Dan cook or Eric Griffin and dude, they engage with people regardless of if it's good or bad. You know what I mean? If you're doing standup for a live audience, you don't know if there's good or bad people that are going to heckle either way. If you want to include it in your show, you fucking say it. You know what I mean? Anyways. Yeah. I don't know how you feel about this, but it's infuriating. If they're comics, you should be able to handle any situation. I agree. It would be interesting. I mean, you don't need to read every bad comment. You know, you can ignore some, a lot of it because some of it, a lot of it is probably just morons or trolls or whatever, but yeah, that's a fair point. And I think it's more indicative of

Brendan's ability, not of Montez or Polly's. You know what I mean? I feel like they can handle it, but Brendan's the overlord. And he's like, no, we're not reading comments. Oh yeah. I mean, Montez is a good comedian. He's a good standup. So I'm sure he's got some, I mean, he's got some zingers ready. So infuriating dude. Alrighty, let's see. This one's posted by siphon filter.

It's called Polly's best bit in the last 20 years. The eighties was in uh how great is that brendan's not here i know he would fuck up this whole episode like hey like what about the puss you know what i mean look at my ear bro check out my ear dude are we gonna go party in vegas that's a great brendan shop impersonation that's spot on yeah okay that's a great old dish right there. Yes, joy and some Howie Mandel vibes there. Yeah, I forgot.

I heard already seen that one. It's good though. Yeah, I mean, he's spitting facts. Let's be honest. All right, let's go to the next one.

This one's posted by Thunder Lips 187. It's called lies and hate and bitterness. Oh my, okay, what's this about? Let me ask you this show because there's a visual here lies about his accomplishments while hating on a champion

the successful guys who played football whenever you see you to have Brock Lesnar Mitrione myself and then Greg Hardy. Yeah, I think the biggest one is Greg Hardy because he had the best NFL career out of all of us, right? I had a cappuccino with Buffalo Bills Mitchell Mitchell played six years.

Wasn't really like a starter. He got some play. Brock Lesnar just went to training camps. Me and Brock are similar. It's something. There's something about it. But I hate when people, dude, if you could get, you know, John Jones in the NFL, I'm like, oh, he wouldn't make it.

He wouldn't get through high school football. Yeah. It's a different set of things. I think being a high-level wrestler is such an athleticism. No, but you have to be crazy athletic to be a world champion. Those guys aren't a, they couldn't is such an athleticism. But you have to be crazy athletic to be a world champion. Those guys couldn't sniff the NFL athleticism. I'm going to tell you the transition. I'm going to tell you what's going on in the transition from these guys.

So you got, as you say, you played a little bit in the NFL. The other point, look at Brock Lesnar. Didn't sniff the NFL. The other point, look at Brock Lesnar. Didn't sniff the NFL. That's also about it because football is those intangible skills that take a long time to develop. I don't think he played in college, right? He played in high school. Who?

Brock Lesnar. He's a wrestler in college. He's a wrestler, yeah. So, you know, he's playing. I like how they keep reminding you. Yeah, this is very good text work here. Very funny guys and there's just those details that make all but i'm saying he's athletic couldn't sniff the nfl all right yeah it just says this normally you get angry when you watch that because you're like why are you saying yeah you didn't play at all as i said it wouldn't it be funnier i don't even know how to make

brendan funnier first of all but but wouldn't it be more entertaining at least to have his true perspective on it and like talk about how he wanted to be a fucking football player, dude. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe, I mean like a resurrection version of it where he's like, you know, I didn't play any football. I was on this like semi-pro team and my roommates, I ate his food and he told me not to do that. So I threw him through a window. I'm kind of, I was a psychopath at the time. Really wasn't a real human being, but years of therapy have made me who I am today.

So thank you. Thank you. You know? Oh my God. All right. Well, I've, I've seen this clip a couple of times this last week and I don't know if it

makes sense, but I did want to watch it on the show. Cause that's so many likes or it has so many Netflix rather. Right. Right. It's called dicey redact or no, the posted by Dicey Redact. It's called the hate, hate, hate. And it's the first shot is a screen grab saying Theo live tweeting during the UCF.

Still, LOL. Brendan always bashing how he live tweets during the fights. Let's see. When he celebrates with the rat rat Theo Vaughn. Why would they stop that? Why? No, hold on. Yeah.

Great fight. Why'd they do my boy Theo like that? I don't know. It's fine. Why is he all the way in the back? He's actually in front row. They said, here's the thing. Here's the thing, Theo.

We're going to give Tom Segura the front row tickets. You're going to be in the back. Okay. We can't have you next to Trump. And then he's next to Trump. And he's wrong twice because he looked like he was in the front there. Kind of right. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

I mean, I think that's why it doesn't really make sense to me. I think they're saying that was a way earlier fight companion where this he's saying like he's not in the front and now he is in the front and he is next to Donald Trump. So, okay. I see. Good. You just had to handle some things. All right.

This next one's posted by all I do is lie to you. It's called the summer off of touring. Excuses are starting to appear. All right, let's go be. Let's see. I love the excuses. Yeah.

Well, people mentioned this one a lot in our live. So nice. There's the reason. One of the reasons I'm not touring so much in the summer is I told my son, I'm going to dedicate myself to him for baseball. He's seven. That's pretty wild.

He's understanding. And I, and I, and I told him, and you know, I, I was trying to make it to him for baseball. He's old. Seven. That's pretty wild that he's understanding. And I told him, and I was trying to make it look like he was really sick. C-clamps. So he's canceling. Oh, yeah. C-clamps. Yeah, he's got to throw it at no crabs in your blood. He's canceling his European tour because he wants his son to be good at baseball.

Okay. Which is commendable. Yeah. Real field of dreams moment. Playing catch with your dad. But it's coming from the world's notorious liar. Yeah. It's coming from an untrusted source for sure.able. Yeah. Feel like real field of dreams moment. Yeah. Playing catch with your dad. It's coming from the world's notorious liar. Yeah. It's a coming from a untrusted source for sure.

Yeah. Yeah. I was honest with him. I said, I'm spending up, committing myself this summer to you, man. It's you and me,

buddy. You're waking up with me. I'm running, I'm running with him in the mornings at seven and run with the Hills with him. The mornings we're doing all this shit. I told him, I said, it's going to be work,

man. Yeah. He calls his son, man. I told him I'm going to keep you busy. Brian's like, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. That's my thing. But what do you think? Well, we already talked about it a little bit, huh? Yeah. Well, we didn't know that, or I didn't know that that's the reason he was giving. Yeah. I didn't see that, but now that makes sense. So there he had, he planned out a whole European tour, got all the shows ready and all those places.

And then he remembered he had forgotten that his son plays baseball and he's got to be there to tell his son, Hey, practice harder. That's how bad at baseball his son is. I'm just kidding. Dicey, dicey.

All right. So this one's posted by dicey redact. It's called the Euro trip and it has the tag tagline of pain narrative let's see i know some guys who i think are really funny they could be great i think they would be great stand-ups but obviously like it's different yeah that's what i'm saying i don't understand that aspect you know how your friend's like really athletic you're like dude i'm picking him first when we play basketball and he's fucking terrible that's not like it's like and everyone thinks they're funny everybody this is but there's a difference between professional funny like entertaining a crowd like in philly who doesn't

want to be entertained and they're drunk and they're rowdy converting them to having a good time and then at the barbecue with your family and friends and you're the funny guy you know okay so that's what i'm saying that's a completely different animal brendan has been neither of us also is he having like a stroke and he's starting to think he's bill burr somehow like you didn't do that that's what bill burr did yeah you have never turned a negative crowd positive it's never once happened oh unless it's a crowd full of chang's people then they're like they're happy to see you because they're like oh here we go yeah more con more things to edit we can watch this live i love that people are like we went to the show it's like that's hilarious

i don't want to do that i do too so bad let's see but going into the crowd in philly who's like they're like they're drunk and they're like make me laugh motherfucker which i love it's like so what do you do to develop that like core like how dare they talk about bill burr's philly moment dude yeah that's you know they're referencing that mean, all I can think about is Shav. Maybe he wants a drunk crowd because the drunk is like the only way people would be like, hey, this is kind of funny because they're so drunk. Yeah.

You know, they've had a lot to drink. Yeah. And when you get drunk, you become a little more homophobic. So Shav is like easier to down. He's like, oh yeah. He starts licking his lips. Like the homophobia is almost there.

Someone has like another Bud Light in their hand. hand yes almost got them right where i want them yeah at the point where alcohol poisoning may turn off their brain then also i think what has really helped me out as a practice you're saying practice practice like just getting up like like for me i was thrown to the fucking sharks right away because a lot of my, isn't it thrown to the wolves? Yeah. Okay. Thrown to the shark. Yeah.

Thrown to the sharks, dog. Like stage time was at the comedy store. So you're talking about the Mecca of comedy. How did you get there so fast? Cause your relationships, that, and then also,

um, no, the way I got, that's the only reason. Yeah. That, yeah. There's no other reason. Also, there's no other reason.

Also, Bapa's men is magic. This guy is interrupting a lot. Oh, yeah. It's like two idiots talking to each other. No offense to that guy. Oh, wait. Oh, really, dude? He beats me. And the comedy is Brian Callen, myself, and Brian was a successful comic before me selling seven tickets, whatever.

Why? The only people in your corner and you throw dicks at them on like on earwaves, dude talking shit about men on earwaves, successful, successful, I get successful selling seven tickets. You heard of it, right? Now I got to probably rewind. He said Brian,

Brian Callen was successful before meeting him selling seven tickets. But oh yeah, that's what I'm saying. Damn. Life is you what seven tickets. I didn't shit. He wasn't selling until you came along. Anyway, he wasn't selling tickets till you came

along. That's what that guy Wayne said. The guy that Brendan didn't pay at first. Yeah, he said that like Brendan would take any opportunity to shit on Callan. Yeah, like anything he could do and the posters like hey, can you make Brian look stupid? Oh my God, I don't know and then this is a screen grab of

his tour and then canceled next to it. Pre-sale code. So what was that like? That was my first set. Were you nervous? Super nervous because I'm such a comedy nerd and I know like the legacy there and like I knew like I'd get some pushback like getting to the comedy store that fast stuff like that. Almost said puss.

Almost said puss. Walk me chug. That's never bothered me, but it went well, but it didn't go great, but it went good enough where it didn't like scare me away from it. Cause I was like, Oh,

I can, if I work on this hand, do it. And so then I was, I'd go home and I'd do my sit in the mirror a million times. And I'd get up at the laugh fact in the comedy store. And then remember when I'm a year or two years in comedy I'm getting pushed in there

and I have to follow Joey Diaz and Mark Maron and Joe Rogan and Bill Kreischer and Tom Sakura the best I'm just watching a bunch of puke coming out of Brendan Schraub's mouth dude can you imagine doing the Mr.

Whole Foods thing a million times in the mirror no there's no way that's true there's and also it's it's not true like if you were truly like dedicated to what you're doing and doing it in the mirror whatnot you wouldn't be laughing at your own jokes it would be kind of like tiresome to you you would just be performing your material and also it would be so much better if you were doing it that many times. He clearly didn't try very hard. That's part of the problem. Like when we were watching the live, I brought it up again. He didn't have his jokes memorized.

That's why he's stopping and being like, Dallas, you're great. Because he doesn't know what to say next. Yeah. Also too, I feel for Brandon because maybe he was going through some sort of addiction with Adderall and whatnot at the time. And all of that needs to go out the window with your addiction. You need to be honest about what was happening and like why it was so bad,

but he'll never do that. No, he doesn't see a therapist. Yeah. Anyways, I'll stop. Okay. So this is the last clip for today because I thought it was the diciest.

Okay. It's posted by all I do is lie to you. It's called lids is out of town next week. So Brenda is bailing on both EPS of T fat K and Bapa says he and rinks announcing a theater run soon. Hmm. Why are you laughing

so hard? I was laughing because all I do is lie to you. I think we've done clips from this person before, but that's just such a funny name for the shop. Averse. Yeah, it's just such a funny name for the Shababers. It's just hitting me now. You haven't seen this clip? No.

Can we take a little break, dude? Your brain needs a break. Yep, for sure. And I'm taking a break. You're taking a break next week. I'm taking a break next week. The Fine Kid is going dark next week. There will be no episodes. Brian is in Jerusalem. I'm going to Israel, dude.

Israel? And Jordan. I'm hitting the Middle East. You're fighting the good fight. Yeah, I'm going to do some stuff. I'm going to walk in my savior's footsteps. We can't talk about it. We can't talk about it. The stuff you're doing, we can't talk about it.

A lot of it's a secret. Finally, Kid is off next week, so stay tuned. Yeah. And we will be back the following week with some more fun podcasts. Oh, yeah. We got some big news coming for me and Brian. A little theater run here. We'll have. Oh yeah. Oh, we got some big news come for me and Brian little theater run here. We'll have announcements for you.

Uh, next close one, shopping friends, pastina, July 28th, uh, one show only 8 PM. And then I'll be around him at laugh factory Saturday.

We'll be doing sets all next week in LA. Yeah, there you go. What do you think? I want to hear Cooney's thoughts on this. So I, when he said Israel, I was at my,

my redacted brain was like, Oh man, he's going to go to Israel and get some like assassins to take us out. Yeah. That's why Brian's going over there. I'm just kidding. We don't count or don't matter. Um,

and then going dark Brandon, not being around for a week. Uh, I don't know. What do I actually don't have any thoughts on that. What do you think? Well, first of all,

my thoughts on it is not addressing the Euro tour cancel whatsoever. Right? Yeah. Yeah. That is redacted. I mean, he's supposed to be in Europe right now as we speak. Yeah.

And there's that one post in change about this one guy can't wait in Belfast. Can't wait to go see Brendan tonight. And the title was like, is somebody else going to tell him or whatever? Hey, Seamus got some bad news for you. What's up?

Oh, I'm sure it's fine. As long as it's not the Brennan child's not coming. If it's only, if it's not that, then I don't really care. Yeah. Oh man.

Well, are you sitting down? Yes, I am. The, the can't, the tour is canceled for Brennan show. Oh my God.

This is the worst thing that's happened to me since the troubles. That's maybe too far, but yeah But yeah, I mean, that's not real. But I it's just unbelievable. Like even with shop being the way he is unbelievable that he just does not address it whatsoever. There was another post in Chang's when I was

going through the clips to see which ones we're going to watch for today talking about how unheard of this is like you have a canceling a European tour, canceling it and going dark on it and then not addressing it. When you have a podcast weekly where you talk about these sorts of things about comedy and whatnot, maybe he's on Australian time and he's going to do it seven days from now.

Yeah. That's the only thing I can think of because you're right. I didn't even think about that. That is crazy to not say at all. And they have a big announcement. What's the big announcement? Oh, the theater run is the big, and that same post is talking about how, uh, like why would any other theater want to work with him if he's just going to cancel randomly, you know what I mean? Yeah. And not even like give the fans any sort of, uh, I don't know, closure on why he canceled the show.

Huh? And then there hasn't really been much on socials about people being like, Oh, I'm so mad. He got canceled because nobody bought any tickets. He's really not acting like a marketing genius right now. I don't know, but maybe just not talking about it as a strategy.

Yeah. If you don't talk about something enough, it goes away. I mean, there's so many excuses you can use, being international you could say right if you just want to make something up like brendan does yeah you could say that you don't have a passport or something but then that makes you look more redacted i guess well you know he has learned nothing as usual he said he his strategy this is kind of his constant strategy though is it not yeah i mean he said nothing

really about tank other than he's at one point he a show dog. That's not really a thing. I guess he didn't even try it. He's like, you know, I tried lies. Lies don't work. So I'm just going to say nothing. Oh my God. Yeah. All right. Tune in next week. All right. Later y'all.