10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub and Brian Callen WANT TO END TFATK BUT CAN'T! with ASW | 10 Minutes of Schaub #144

Episode Date: August 26, 2026

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what we thought about that, join the Patreon. Also, we do early access for this show. But also, on today's episode, we have our good friend, ASW, album ran through that just came out, Alan.

What's up, y'all? It's out on vinyl. Digally, get on band camp, whatever you got, Apple, Spotify. Get the vinyl. Look at this. Nice. That's cool. Oh, you don't have a record player?

Just hang it up, man. Look at it. How many dudes kissed you on the face? There you go. It's all fake, man. You can't believe anything. We got some one-liners. We got some dark stuff.

McCloser's about the shooting I was in. got drug stuff, sex stuff. It's cool. Lay off the eggs at the grocery store. Treat yourself to something real nice. Yeah. Alastrugl Williams.com. Get it.

Hell yeah. Yeah. Thanks all. But this actually is not the reason. Yeah. If you don't have a record player, it's like, that's your takeaway? How doesn't even fit in it?

Yeah, fuck him. Anyways, that's not why you're here, though. You're here to watch 10 minutes of shop. So start the timer. Play the chin clip. Okay, so the first clip for today is from Joanna's Instagram, posted by MMUFC fan. Happy birthday son, but here's a picture of me.

Damn. Oh, fuck, that's good. It's also mean. It says, a special birthday for Tiger this year. He didn't want a party or gifts. He wanted to celebrate his B-Day with his family in Chicago. Yeah. Okay.

But that's not where they're here, dude. They're here for this next chin clip. Okay. This shit was wild. I watched a video on it from podcast Korean shout out. Never heard of them. This is posted by haphazard. One of our guys.

It's called Calan has been telling people that T5K might end soon. You guys had no clue about this. What? You start the show with panic? There's fair. There's fair in my heart now. Fair. They start coming in and taking away things from your guys said while we're doing this episode.

It didn't make you get up and take the chair out. No, not the chairs. I was going to drink that eventually. I swear I was going to drink the rain. The orange creamsicle. The guys moving the chairs are like, why do you keep calling them cheers? You don't get it.

All right, check this out, dude. What's fuck? Oh, I told you to remind me. I'll do this off here, but we can do it here. Wow. Okay. What the fuck, dude? How do you start like that?

How do you, dude, the stuff that chin leaves in is outrageous. Yeah. Outrageous. I mean, it's giving us something to talk about. So it's actually pretty cool. Wait, I just realized that you have a Diet Coke and so does he. Yeah, yeah. That's awesome.

It's all a bit. Everything you see while you're here will be a B-I-T. I should have worn my stupid fucking shoes today. Oh, yeah. Sorry, sorry. You drink out of those shoes? Everything is a bit. Microwave behind Krooney is not that small.

Mutual friend of ours, apparently talked to you the other day. Talk to him a day and goes, ah, man, I talked to Brian. So, I mean, how long you guys think you do find the kid? Like, why? He goes, yeah, clearly you guys don't like doing it. And I go. They close up on Brian. Clearly, you don't like doing it.

He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, what? How could you say that? Dude, what are you talking about? Are you fucking in babies? Oh, man, Shob's posture is driving me kind of. It's very childish. It's very like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to look at my phone.

Yeah. I don't want to be in Clash. Yeah. Come on, man. He's just too perfect, man. Maths just too good. You got to do this show forever. Y'all can ever quit.

We'll have to watch old clips. Thanks, stop. Huh? You're talking to Brendan, man. It's me. He goes, yeah, I know, I know. I know. You know, you know, you know, you know,

you know, you know, you know, you know, you know to have a short leash. You guys can stop doing it to help. last night. So you're running a short leash? And why is he establishing that you're talking to me, Brendan? Like, like, is that, implying that he never quits anything ever? Oh, no, he's saying that I'm part of the show.

How are you going to tell me we're going to end the show? Gotcha, got you, gotcha, got you, gotcha. Yeah, okay. Who, I honestly don't know. I feel like it could be either of those things or both. You're talking to Brendan. Like, maybe Shav gets made fun of so much that he thinks that the guy he thinks he's on the phone with someone else.

he's like this is this isn't fucking Dave man This is you're talking to Brendan Whatever Kyle Yeah Let's see Fighter and the kid Yeah

Oh Bubba Let me Let me Let me blah That's right Fire and a kid can make Zero dollars This is awesome

I told you This is awesome Oh shit dude He's talking about it right now Like it Yeah and it does make zero dollars actually This clip is three minutes long, but we can watch this for like an hour.

Yeah. Me and Brian would still do it every week. Yeah. It's never been about it. Every week. It has nothing to do with that. Right. He was really, yeah, he goes, oh, I just figured the vibe, like, after talking to Brian, talking to you, I went, oh, you're so off, dude.

I said, I talk to Brian every day. Yeah. He's like, oh, I thought you only talked to me in a student. I'm like, buddy. This is when we need the body language expert, dude. Like the way Brian looks while this whole thing's happening is so uncomfortable. I just, I got to know who they're talking about. Oh, who said this.

God, I wish I knew who they're talking about. Very like if the sopranos were dumb. Like very, like if Tony and Dante were very stupid. They think we're not friends anymore. Me and that thing. Christopher. Sylvia? I mean.

Christopher. He kills Christopher. Damn. Let's see. I said, dude, I can't tell you how off you are. He was really? I go, yeah. Who is this?

I'll tell you off here. Oh, it's so funny. He goes, it's so funny. I wonder. It's legs. It's so funny. It's legs. He's talking to the dog.

He says, really. It was cut to the person on the phone. It's Call it with a fake mustache. Yeah, so it's me. Andrews. Santino. I guess you should quit the show. And then and Andrew Santino costume. I just picked

a name with it. Santino costume. Good guy. Oh, but you're, you're taking, why? Because I said, you're either taking what I'm saying in context, what Brian's out of context. I said, we're not talking enthusiastically because we're I said, I can't emphasize it. Or maybe when he's talking about there's just issues, maybe. I don't know.

I never said that. But he was like, what? I'm like, you're show off. Yeah, that was hilarious. Yeah. I never said that. I never said that. Oh my God. Put a lie detector on both these guys right now. That would be great.

Is it eight inches? We'll see. To Austin together. Yeah, Tom, I said Brian bought a house before me. Hey, do you think,

what are the chances that you get an XJ out of this one though? Oh. Is he going to leave that? You've already seen it. I've already seen it. Yeah. Maybe not.

Probably not. But it could have used one. I'll tell you that right now. Yeah. I mean, it would have been more truthful. Mm-hmm. That's actually a good point. I'm saying myself, I made a good point.

If he had said XJ, if he says XJ, that means it's true. And he's not said it once. Right. Okay. Think about it. Or, you know what, though? Because, you know, Shab is playing, you're playing Monopoly.

He's playing Czech. Whatever. Yeah. He's playing Candyland. Yeah, you're playing Candyland. He's playing chess, dude. He might be trying to end the show, but making it about Brian. Yeah.

Okay. That's, yeah. Oh, that's that fighter mentality. Yeah. Savage. Manipulating the kid, dude. That's cool. You know what I mean?

Let's see. Never thought he was going to go. I'm like, he bought the house before I did. Yeah. Yeah. Now we're doing. Now, we're both have houses. Oh, God, he's doing the voice.

He's going. Is that weird? He's doing the voice. Brian. We're moving in together. We're moving to Austin. Yeah. We started a commune in Austin.

I'm going to squeeze it. Every time I feel like that, I'm stealing from Robbie. Yeah. The squeegee it thing is. So funny, dude. I want to squeeze you. Shout out to Robbie Goodwin. I like, too, when he does the,

oh, fuck. I just had it, I lost it. But anyway. Yeah. Oh, fuck him. Let's eat him. I've done it. Double of the funny.

Double of the funny. Oh, yeah. That's what I always think of when I'm like, okay, they're going to double up the funny in Austin. Like, dude, like, it's not over. Yeah. It goes strong. Isn't that weird?

Yeah. I was like, oh, you're so off. You'll get different ideas. Weird, right? Why in the fucking world would you broadcast this to anybody? This is so crazy to keep this in. Love it. Absolutely fantastic.

Enthrolling. It makes no sense why you would ever include the, what, it'd be like right now, we just started talking about how you are going to quit. Yeah, yeah, quit. It doesn't make any sense. Why would you do this? Yeah, well, it's all about magic mine at the end of the day. Yeah.

They're trying to get those sure shot numbers up. Let's see. Yeah, you'll know. Very interesting. Channa, how are you feeling about Texas? Now that it's getting real. I told my parents yesterday because they came to Disney. How did they take it?

I did get a call for me. I know. I know. I know. Was he crying? Oh, my God. This is so crazy, man. He has a good relationship with his family.

He's moving in another state. This actually makes me feel really good about my life. That I'm not in a position where I have to move to another state. because I've, like, attached myself to something like that. Oh, man, that's crazy. They owe their life to one guy. Everything about their life is revolving around Brennan Scha. So funny.

Kind of like when the Joe Rogan comics, but instead of having to be Joe Rogan's sidekick, your Brennan's sidekick. Yeah, they're not going to move to Austin. They're going to move to Flugerville. That's a good Texas joke if you're in Texas. Flugerville. No, he's like, I can't wait to get out of here.

No, everyone's cool with it, man. Yeah, like I said, I don't have... I haven't got pushback from anyone. Some of it's a few people expected, but from the most part, everyone's stoked. I don't have a wife. I don't have kids. Like, you're the perfect kid. Yeah, this is like the...

He's 85 years old. They can make his cooking videos anywhere, dude. Yeah. There might be less gunshots. Yeah. Better than you, bro. Give it a shot. Go.

Yeah. You get any pushback on your friends or friends? family? Hell no, right? Hell no, I don't have any friends or family. I don't know. I don't know. You're a mother friend.

He's like, none of my wives care. God, Calin is so checked out, too. It's just like he's hating every moment of this. Yeah. Why do it on the show? Why did Callen not ask for it to get cut out? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Probably caused a fight or something. Oh, we look weak if we take it out. It's like, no, no, they won't know it exists if we take it out. Callan doesn't get for shit about looking weak. We watched this clip of him, dude. It's such a funny thing to say about someone. That guy? That guy doesn't give him.

I look like a little bitch. Yeah, not at all. And then Callen has no pride whatsoever. He let a guy hit him dressed as a cow. Right, yeah, I saw that. But beyond that, we watched this clip of Callan. They do a prank on this porn show that he actually went to. It was some sort of only fan show.

And they do a prank where this ex-boyfriend comes in. He's like, yo, what the fuck you doing here? Why is she here? and Callan immediately runs out of the room. Really? Yeah. I would threaten the producers to take that out. Dude, I don't take this out.

I'm suing you. It's a point. The only thing I'd be like, boner alert. That's what I'd be like. Let's see here. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Our boy, A.G. from Tohole is like, I can't believe Brian's going.

Yeah. I can't believe Brian's going. Yeah. Come on, man. Let's go. Come on. My only issue with all of it, there's a million things you have to figure out,

leave the studio, all this shit. But we'll figure out. that out. And the kids are stoked, but I just don't think they realize the magnitude. They don't yet. But they'll get, you know what kids do, especially boys, they adapt this quickly. They will, especially, I'll find his team, stuff like that. Yeah.

We'll end the season in May, so we'll leave after then. You'll get yourself with Tesla. You'll be driving around with me. It's going to be great. Not never. That part was funny to me. He said not never. Doesn't that mean he will?

Yeah, he's definitely getting Tesla. Drive fast. I feel like they should have to, to prove that the show is not ending, they should literally have to move to Austin together and make it like a road trip, like document it. And they're in a truck, but they're still in the chairs. Like they're driving, but they're still in the chairs. Live in the same house.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, live the same house or next door, maybe a duplex situation, whatever. But maybe live stream 24-7. Yeah, no, I would be amazing. I just wanted to do stand-up again, but I'll settle for him doing a show here with us, McRoydeno's. Yeah.

Or come back and visit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got to come back. He's the king of L.A. comedy. Yeah. If he leaves, who's going to watch over for Joe Rogan? That's true. That's true.

I'll put a list together. Let's see. Yeah, I'm excited. Yeah, me too. I can't wait. A new journey, new chapter. Fuck yeah, man. It's going to be cool, man.

Fuck, yeah. be great. It looks like he has indigestion. We have a lot of time. So let me share a story with you real quick. Duce is Marciano. Just a light. That was the best thing all week.

Okay. All right. All right. Let's see what the next clip is here. Posted by Thick Boy with three Cs. It's called Old Little Joey was a humble man of the people, not like now. Let's see what this is about. Maybe a painted narrative.

Are you saying a lie? Is that what you're saying? Dude, I make more than that. With the man show? No, it's not true. I make a couple million dollars a year. More than that, actually. I have the biggest house of Bel Canyon,

most expensive house ever sold. You don't think I do? Look it up. I thought you were cool up until right now. You just got a little weird. Why would you say a couple million years? I'm not your regular actor, Motherf-Fri.

Oh, it's only like the top 10 show in the country for four years. Yes, it is, motherfuck. It's the fourth season. 78 episodes in. Number 79. will air on Monday. Tune in.

What kind of dumb shit have you roped yourself into a corner with? I go, it's network television. Oh, it's NBC. It's only the number one network. What are you talking about? What are you inside the loop or something?

Who is this guy? I don't know. I don't know. But I know in the Raccoon Tweed's episode, we were talking about hack stuff and how it's lame, but this might be the perfect situation for a, sir, this is an R-B. No, yeah, yeah.

I know hack is bad I'm at the most important show I'm cocaine is a hell of a drugs I'm saying you can put it out there But yeah I don't really fully understand What that guy said like That guy Asked how much money he made a year I guess

Who is this guy? I want to put myself out there here I don't know who this is And I hope this doesn't bite Come back to bite me But he looks very familiar to me Well, I think he's a time traveler because isn't that a, isn't that a golden hour polo? I am so worried that this guy wasn't something I shouldn't have been watching.

It looks like a golden hour Hawaiian shirt. And also I'm trying to figure out what there's clearly like a performance happening or something that they're trying to watch. But then Joe won't let this go or maybe they're at the club or something. I don't know. That's funny. There's a show going on and Joe's like, I make a million. No, but you. Fucking what the fuck?

Let's see. Porno star. You're the one telling me. Oh, he's a grumpy porno star. That's right. He's a porno guy. I've seen a fuck-fix. I've seen a lot of them.

Loop or something? You're a porno star. You're the one telling me, you think I'm lying about how much I make. And I got to watch my tone. Joe's trying to fuck this guy. He looks so different back then. I mean, I understand why.

but like wild. Okay, Joe. Well, we know you're good. We know you're good for it. Yeah, I mean, he's a successful guy. He's been trying to tell you about it. Yeah. He plays 40 chess.

And the rest of you fucking cats out there, fucking talking shit, writing your comments to your homeless profiles. Fuck you. Your mom's basement smell. You're like, shit. Everyone's stoked. All right, let's see.

This is a post from Zoom in. It's called That Look of God. guilt on his face, knowing he's about to ditch all the people he convinced to move to Austin with him. Let's see what this is about. Everyone's stoked. Stoked. I don't have it one.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There it is. No, I need a body language expert. I'm not sure. That's funny. It's like,

yeah, you're the perfect kid. He's like, he's doing everything they tell you to look for with someone. He's looking down. He's like going like that. He's picking out his feet. fingers. Tongue in his mouth.

Super stressed. You're getting any push back on your friends or family? Oh, no. No, right? What? Not at all. Most people are like, can't believe we didn't go before.

And I swear on my mother's life, not at all. Not at all. This one's posted by Top Foundation's 6313. The fuck we're doing here. The fuck we doing. I don't know what that means.

It's just saying it looks like, Fear of you. Okay. Okay. Next one is post by Nighthawk 772. Hit that hawk noise right there, dude. He just had to use the word. I knew this was supposed to be Bryce Mitchell's discipline over his wild ass con and

but dude can fight. Not an easy fight for Silva in any facet. That's awesome. hilarious. Gene Silva versus Bryce Mitchell. All right. Next one is posted by complacent, exhausted. It's called Diddler gets riled.

defending Drake's courting of a 14-year-old girl trimmed but long. Oh my God. What a title? Let's see here. Any guesses? Of what? But what, like, his angle of defending him? I know what I think.

I think he's just going to be like, you know, they're friends. He was trying to, like, teach her how to do stuff. Yeah, I think he's going to be like he was a child actor. She's a child actor. You know, when you're in business, you know, when you're in show business, and you go to the craft services at Army and Darkman, you know, like these things bring people together.

Yeah, da-da-da-da-da. He's too famous to be a pedophile. All right, let's see. The algorithms and what people think they know on the internet is like completely false. Bro, you can find out, you can fucking put, there's so many shitty things about me online, people talk shit all the time.

I sell out, bro. I sell out. I mean, obviously fucking Drake is. I'm not, you know, I'm not saying how I do fucking... No, no, but it's a similar... But you think, let's say if some new 16-year-old was like, oh, I saw Chris Arun Goldauer. He's the funniest one on there.

He's wrong, but he's like, he's the funny thing on there. And then he Googled, dude. He's like, oh, okay, respect. Yeah, yeah. That's pretty good. Oh, my God. Yeah. He must not be selling any tickets.

No, no, no. Oh, buddy. Yeah, yeah. It's a little... Listen, you're, Baba. Baba. If you're wrong, you're automatically Brendan Schott's friend.

Yeah. He loves anyone dumb, than him in his mind. That's so off. That's so off. Oh, buddy. Oh, guy. That could never happen.

Does he ever say little bro? Does he ever call him a little bro? Oh, sure, probably. I've been seeing that more and more. Like, and people like commenting to each other, like, little bro calm down. I'm like, oh, wow. He definitely does hit you with them. My man's.

My man. You know, my guy. Let's see. Fake, dude. That's why I don't like that. I don't like that Kendrick is just like, he's a pedophile and it's like first of all,

do you know what that is? Yeah, I know, no, he's not, dude, and I was talking about this on life when people were like,

that's funny. That's funny. No, he's not. I am. It's actually Fafibble or whatever it is. He goes in the technicality. There's fucking weird video of Drake like talking to Bobby Lee,

Millie Joe Brown or whatever the fucker name is. And I'm like, what, like in an interview? What are you talking about? It's like, here she is the 14-year-old Brown. This is mainly Bobby Brock.

Right. Okay. It's a difference. The girl from Stranger Things. She's talking about... It sounds like he said. He put an H in there. He just yelled at weird.

He said, the Stranger Things girl, the girl from Stranger Things, man. Yeah, he was like, Buzzy Dan. I know it. I know it. He thought he was on Chapters. Put on Stranger Kings. I love him. She goes, I love him.

I met him in Australia. He's honestly so fantastic. Great friend. Great role model. Nothing wrong with that. We just text each other. other day and he was like, I miss you so much and she was like, I miss you more. I mean, that, that, that, that, that, and then she goes, he gives me advice about boys.

What's the fucking problem? That's really funny, dude. That's so, and look at, look at Dewea's face. Look at the Leah's face. Oh. Hell yes. The issue is, the issue is, you take, you, look at this. Like, that doesn't, that looks weird.

It looks weird. It looks weird. Yeah, it looks weird. This is the kind of thing where you have to say to her, like, don't. Hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah. This is not something you say to public. Yeah, but also she's 14. So she's like, yeah, right, right, right.

She's 14. She's like, it's pretty dope. He's checked in on me. Oh, yeah. It's weird. This looks weird. He's literally laid out like what grooming is. Yeah.

He's like, what's wrong with that? You find a girl you like. You capture her. You put her in your apartment. What's wrong with that? Dude, he threw rocks. at her window just to see if she was okay like you know in movies he asked her

father's hand in marriage what else they do that in some countries that's racist to not let him do it yeah oh now it's bad to be woke now it is weird you gotta know it looks weird

you know what I mean but they're also they're also they're on the key everyone with their hands up is just really funny it's like there's three full grown men talking about this. Yeah. Yeah.

And also, Chris is wearing an orange, like, shirt like it's a jumpsuit in prison, you know? Like he's getting ready to go. He's training.

He's training. He's training. He's training for jail. Famous fucking actor on the planet. No, dude. You probably don't know how to deal with it. But that's, that's,

that's a thing sometimes. Yeah. I miss what do you say? Daly's like, no, dude, you say things sometimes. I miss you more. I said it all the time.

Is that? Yes. No. You sound like some, now. Now, if there was some 14-year-old girl that he met on the streets, okay, that's kind of weird. But a girl that doesn't know how to do with fame. Because they're in the fame circle.

I see what you're saying. There's only a few people can relate to it. Right, right, right. But why do people, but people want. Because that's more interesting than real life. People want so badly for people to be pedophiles. What the fuck? That's so weird.

Because it's a scarlet letter. But they're like, but is it, is that what it's called? What? Or is it the scarlet note? Scarlet letter, but I don't think he's using that. Right, really. I'm wrong. But this is just so funny.

It's like, who want people to be pedophiles so badly, which is why I became weird. I saw it happening. I did that. That was me. That was me. That was me.

Like, nah, hey, if that's, if that's what you want, if that's on your mind that much, you're fucking weird, bro.

You got problems. People who were like, dude, drink is a fucking pedophile. That's so weird. It's weird. That's weird. That's weird.

That's weird, bro. Shit. You're the only thing I need. What the fuck? All right. Wow. Cat was cooking, I guess. Interesting.

Well, yeah. Anyways, I think Didler should have been like, can you cut that part out too, Chit? Yeah, who was that? Is that someone we know, the girl? No, I have no clue what that was.

Yeah, that was weird. I feel like it's probably like some sort of Gen Z meme. I could cut it out if you guys want. No, it's just weird because I said that thing about, like capturing a girl. I'm like,

oh, this feels like I, like manifested that. I need to watch what I say, I guess. Yeah. Your words have power, dude.

Fuck. I was hoping they didn't. All right. Let's see. This next one is posted by, Tyson uppercuts, big country. Fire cowboy emoji.

Let's see what this is about. You're funny. You should be a comedian. Oh, shit. All over! Wet Country! Man!

Roy Nelson explodes on Brendan Schoon. I'm telling you, Big Country is no joke. John's reaction by Avertax. Here comes. Here we see it again. Country drops the final bomb on them. Oh, man. That's great.

Such a good whiskey brand. I mean, at the end of the day, whatever you think about Shob, the whiskey is very good. Yeah. It's probably the best that remained. Almost made me relapse. That was there. All righty, this next one's posted by haphazard.

New podcast, cringe. Brendan Shob confronts Brian Callan over rumors. He's leaving T. Fat K. This is the episode I referenced earlier. Shout out haphazard. And, you know, it takes... This next one's posted by complacent, exhausted. It's called Callan's enthusiasm for keeping the show going

when he thought he had a much... better paying new gig versus now. Let's see. It's a lot of time out of my day. Sure. I got family. You're a flight of Dallas. I got a lot of stuff.

You know? And so I just wanted to say that today. Be honest. It's not my last day. And I'm not leaving fighter and a kid. Yeah. Nor have I ever, in my mind, thought about leaving fighter and a kid.

How stupid are people? Okay. Oh, God. Brendan loves calling people stupid, dude. That's so crazy. Let's see. So I'm staying. Until this fucking show,

spirals, until the wheels fall off and this boat just turns into, like, when you see the show and it's just dust and flies, some flies flying around, when the cameras are on and you just hear a dog howling and sagebrush, that's when I'll be gone. We're going to Austin together, dude. Yeah, I told him, I said, Brian bought a house before me. It was really? I never thought he was going to go.

I'm like, yeah, he bought the house before I did. Yeah. Yeah. Now, we're doing. He's already left the show once. Like, it's acting like it's crazy to leave the show. He did already. Yeah.

One time they had it on post. Yeah. But not that he left, though. Brendan told him to step away for a while. Right. True. I had to think about some things. Right.

Right. That's facts. He was busy. Keeping him busy. Isn't that weird, though? It's going to go strong. Yeah. Isn't that weird?

Yeah. I was like, oh, you're so off. People get different ideas. Yeah. Weird take way. who it is. Yeah, you'll know. Very interesting.

Channa, how are you feeling about Texas? Yeah, fuck this guy's and naps and shit. Talk to us when you deadlifted over 300, right? Hey, dude. That's a good impression. No, I'm making fun of you. I'm like me.

No, you got to. Damn, dude, I didn't see that clock. That was awesome. That's down and dirty, man. Callum was the first time he was been funny. Take courage on you, piece of shit. Ow! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh, here we go. Get your shitty friend over here. Wow. It is like they were made in the lab to be not good for each other. Like, but for some reason have to host something together.

Yeah, he's a dunn surrounded by villains. Should I be on? All right, this next one is posted by Ascendant. 15. It's called chila de yeno. I don't understand the reference. Restoration hardware machinto cabinet. Oh. Oh.

She's in the... $3,000 cabinet. Pick it up now, y'all. This one's posted by Mercedat. Mercedere. Rape thinks he has more dignity than the janitor. Every time I say that, it gets me here. Let's see. And became president.

Do you think he would make you one of the White House janitors? No. I think he would give me a position of dignity and power. Because frankly, I'm pretty intelligent. My strengths are not cleaning shit. You made a mistake today, though. How? Look around.

Yeah, I know. I know. That's pretty funny. All righty. Well, we haven't seen that part yet. This one's posted by haphazard. They keep forgetting about the allegations against Diddler. Okay.

Sounds interesting. Let's see. Or an artist or more of a... No, they're both... What does that even mean? They're both fucking rapping. Well, one's more legit as a rapper. No. Yeah, what are we doing? Ah, come on. Eric.

So hard. Come on, bro. I don't know what he's even saying. Look at Donnie. Look at him. He's black. What is he's saying? I have no idea. Yeah, what does pass on his body?

I'm jogged out. Like, what does it mean? I don't know what a lot of this means. I know what that means. I don't like when he says, do my stuff. Oh, that's my favorite part. Really? Yeah.

Why do you like that? What does it mean? That shot of friend, it was great. He was just wrong. He was kind of genuinely happy there. Yeah, dude. What does it mean go? Oh.

I mean, Reach. So, okay, so so, so, wait, pause it so I can read and understand

because I can't hear it and read. Hold on. Fair enough. You know, I don't think that Brennan even considers that

what's going on with Delia and, like, this topic. Like, I legit think that Brendan has no idea

that there could be a connection between Kendrick. Oh, 100%. And, and Delia. And he was just like, all right, pull it up.

And then he doesn't know. He's like, this song's good. Songs good. Yeah. And he's just doing like high school. The song's good. The song's good. My colleague is not a didler.

Like just limited internal delusioned. Actually, no, this song is good. Yeah. We played it because one of the producers is black. But you understand what's happening here where Delea is reading why he says I pass it to John Stockton? No. Yeah. Yeah.

So Carl Malone was with John Stockton. Carl Malone, impregnated a 13-year-old. So Dittler's reading that as is happening. So you see his face right there. Oh, my God. So it says Stockton famously played much of his career alongside Power Forward Carmelode, hence his reputation as a passer.

Malone, however, is notorious for impregnating a 13-year-old girl in 1983 at the age of 20. Kendrick is playing into the rumors of pedophile surrounding Drake while also suggesting that he can skillfully move past this moment if he chooses. passing the proverbial ball to give Jake's number of enemies. That's really interesting. Yeah, Chris is going to be a temple. Peoria, Dubuque, Dubuque,

Appleton, and Lenton. Braille, North Carolina, De Beek, Iowa. Ariel. Love it. Peaches. Delight. Peaches delight.

Anyways, that was great. Right on. Let's see here. This one's posted by Caterpillar Hot 7539. His hat, his dumb hat already knows what will happen to his career in Texas. Wow. Dead.

But still. Sorry. I should have been a dry fast dog gas hat, dude. Yeah. That's a dumb hat. It is a lot. More 225 pound bench mythology posted by complacent, exhausted. I don't know if I read it, but oh yeah, haphazard read that diddler one.

All right. Or posted that diddler one. Let's see. Oh, but you know, 225. Yeah. Just the way I, like, that's this, like I was doing that. high school. Like, that's the standard.

Yeah. And then, like, I'll post my number with people like, bullshit. I'm like, what? Really? Like, I'll do 225. I'll knock out 30, no warm up. That's really true.

And your arms are long. Jim? That was great. Let's see that again. I want to see where it lands. It does land. It's so funny. Called it.

Called it. I want to play golf with chin, dude. Damn. Chen seems cool. Yeah. He's got a good voice. Let's see. The next one is posted by Confidence Search 8648.

It's called he dropped a fresh pillow. So is that how he says pillow? Let's see. My money where I see it under my pillow. Oh no. Okay. Here we go. Where's the money? Where's the money shop? Under my pillow. Where is it? Tell me. The pillow. It's under the pillow. What is a pillow? Do you have a gun?

Yeah. Yeah. Say less. Hot heads. We need cold pillow. I got a hot head. Hot heads. I need a cold pillow. I need some springs in my mattress. And I need Heelich. And right now, you guys get $200 off all mattresses. That's right. And free pillows. for you guys for you guys at helixleck sleep.com slash people.

Can you give them $200 off? Take $200 off. All mattress orders and two free pillows. Yes, I'll give you $200 off and two free pillows. My pillow. It's crazy like when you need a speech therapist but you're doing like six shows a day.

Yeah. He's in too deep as though. Yeah. Dude, his speech therapist says, it's a white boy that works too much. He's working all the time trying to fix it. It would be funny if he went to speech pathologist and had fixed everything in his life.

By like raining in his like verbalizing or whatever, it's like his marriage gets okay. His son becomes a really good baseball player. Like just everything, his truck never flips over anymore. You know, that's your takeaway, but he's going to show up to the therapist and be like, oh, buddy, it's pillow. He corrects them. He won't even walk in the door because he pulls up at the speech pathologist's office

and he sees that they're driving a Tesla. Oh, yeah, I'm going to take my shit from you. One usual 4460 posted this violence in its purest form. Is that Brendan Cooney? It's Robbie Goodwin. That does look like Robbie Goodwin. That guy makes like $5 million a year. I heard that guy's making a lot of money.

Yeah. I like how it says 20 experts on teen safety right there. Could have used that for years ago. All righty, let's see here. Next one is a long text post. Dragon Tsar posted this, nicotine pouches, screwed up Chob's gums. So without reading the whole thing,

shout out to podcast cringe for sharing this segment, just like it says in the post there. Brendan Chob was complaining about how his gums are fucked and he can't go to the dentist or something. Or when he goes to the dentist, they're just continuously having problems. Yeah. At the same time,

he's sponsored by rogue nicotine. and they probably don't want him saying that out loud. So podcast cringe makes the assertion that maybe he's just giving shout-out to sponsors without really making money just to keep face. Oh, wow. You know? Oh, no. That is so sad.

Yeah. Oh, fuck. Show that to podcast cringe. I can't do an Australian accent. That's not what's going on with us in rain, though. No. They pay us a lot of money and we want them to keep doing it. Same with Tiger Brother right behind you there.

Yeah. Let's see here. This is posted by complacent, exhausted. Bapa whines about Diddler and Brian being exposed as creep again, edited but long. This isn't the same one, is it? They just do this every episode or what? Let's see. Be like, okay, whatever.

Right. Let's see how this unfolds. On folds. Look at that hat, though. I got the same hat. Nice. Agents, Hollywoods go, we're out. What about this?

Whoa, I'm a tweet. But how about this? You guys deal with it. Yeah. What do you mean? Damn. Oh, you deal with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yes and no, because the field that we're in, if it just goes, ah, you guys deal with it. That's not fair to you and the shit you went through and what Brian went through. Because where the fuck was this energy back then? If only this was around back then. So it takes a guy like this. And I heard he might be a scumbag. I don't give a fuck.

But what he's doing. We don't even know what they're talking about. You're talking about two Hollywood Titans who are trying to ruin his fucking career and he goes, hold up. I got receipts. You got a lot of receipts. And people are listening.

So this changes dynamics. For the next comic who gets fucked over by some whore that wants fame and trying to ruin his reputation, now there's a discourse where we go, hold up, hold up. Yeah. I will say, I know Justin Baldoni. I met him a few times. He's the fucking sweet.

Amazing. Okay, it's great. I mean, all that stuff is so crazy. But he, him and Justin Baldoni look like their brothers or something. Yeah, they could both do a TED talk on being a scumbag. Yeah, totally. Sorry for being out of the loop, but what happened with Justin Baldoni? I don't completely know the full story, but there's a movie called The Sins with Us,

which was about like a domestic violence situation or abusive relationship, starring Blake lively and Justin Baldoni. know this. And so, and then there's just all these issues on set of he did this, she said this, blah, blah. And it's like, I think, I don't know where, I don't know where the case is at or whatever, but

it's becoming a very much like tabloid type of thing. It's a clear cut case of cool story, bro. That's what's really, that's what, any facet. Every facet that you look at it and any lens. It's cool story, bro.

You just do it. That's all I know. Now I love us. I mean, what they did with the Army of the Dead, they took me out. It cost them millions of dollars. They just lost money. Who was there for? They lost money. Who was there for?

They lost. A already trash movie. Yeah. You want to spend more money? Put it out. They spent money replacing me. It's like they just lost money on that. That's my thing.

And here I am. Still fucking, you know what I mean? It's like so it's so it's like. I've used the AI. Here you are. Still crushing it on the road. No, I know. That's what I'm saying.

And all those bitches, all those comics that hopefully you made the right business decision, you ain't tell him tickets? I'm so glad he said comics, dude. Podcasts still ain't shit? How'd that decision go for you? Well, I wish, but you know what? I don't begrudge people there, like, whatever they think is right for them. They're just not by foxhole.

Yeah, yeah, that's all. They can't find it. I don't fuck with me for nothing. It's all, yeah, it's all good. Yeah, but it's like, you know, but it's not. I know, but you can forget it. Like it's like that meme where it's like the car is going down the highway and then it has like the exit. It's veering off the wrong way.

Just like he can't let it go. It's like perfect time. Okay. We got through it. We don't have to mention that the person sitting to the right of me is a pedophile. No, you know what? It's not though. Forget.

No, I, yeah, some of them I don't even forget. I guess the biggest shock to me after all the shit we've been through is I thought the people that knew, you know, our friends, I was like, oh, we're all going to rally together. Fuck them. I was bad because I come from team sports. Yeah, same. Dude, don't say same, right? No, no, no, not sports, but same with oil. Dude, if that's what a comic is, I ain't that.

There you go. There you go. So that's where I was like, oh, I'm not like them. Yeah. Oh, I'm out. I know, but I've said this. I couldn't, I was. I was.

I was baffled. Yeah, yeah. Baffled and hurt and upset. And he's never been, never been baffled once. Yeah. Anytime. Yeah.

Uh, any facet. Never once. Mm-mm. The baffler. The baffelist. I'm going to fight people. My, that's not where you want me.

I know. The baffelist starring Adrian Brody. That's so stupid. I'm redacted. But the thing is like, Look, look, people make business decisions. I'm not saying they're right. Bitches.

Let me finish. Let me finish. People make bitch. So funny. Yeah, dude. Awesome. Brendan Jobs is my spirit animal. Awesome.

Yeah, he's great, dude. I want to put them in a room with Congress. Awesome. Decisions. And I'm not saying they're right. But people would rather, people would rather lose a friendship with this person and be wrong than to stand by them. and then find out later. They just,

that's just the, there's choices that people have made. That says a lot about their character. That's like with DeLea, like people thought, I hung out with Chris all the time on the outside of,

I never hung out with Chris once. Yeah. I had dinner with Chris exactly one time at swingers at 11 at night, but I never, I never spent time socially with Chris, you know. We went to Lucky Boy for one breakfast burrito,

dude. That's fucked up, man. Callan. Callan. Callan's a rat. Oh, yeah, dude. He was such a rat. He's never spent any time with Dillier or the Henanaki.

Mm-hmm. All righty. Let's see here. This is another completion exhausted clip. It's called Clint opens up about his mental health to Brian and Barndoor. Who's Barn door? All right. Let's see.

Brandon. I know. That's why I'm like with therapy. You should see a therapist. I told you I did. But it was through better help. It was through like the online. Oh, you do Zoom?

So what you do is you just kind of take action and just get better at something. So you're stronger and you're a different person. And that can be really helpful too. And I believe in that actually. No, I'm with you, Brian. And I do all the steps as far as like doing, other than drinking, you guys always give me shit about drinking. But other than drinking, but as far as like this one particular thing that I'm trying to figure out, I've not been able to, I've tried everything, reading books, you know, doing all the stuff.

But I can't figure out how to get over. Man, maybe one day. I'll tell you once I'm over. Does it involve women? He keeps going, go, go, go. He goes, just tap, just tap. I'm like, all, fine, I tapped. But it was already, like, way past, like, before I should have tapped.

That's kind of part of it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Also, yeah, I've talked to therapists. I was like, you just need better friends you can talk to. Instead of paying this fucking therapist, $200 an hour. It feels like you're just talking to them.

They just listen. They're like, you have no idea how to relate to me. That's why I don't know about therapists. Do you guys like your freedom? You like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, Like having a pin in your freedom? Yeah. Thank him.

Yeah. Thank him. You're welcome. Wow. Yeah. Thank you. Tim Kennedy. Yeah.

Matt, just imagine having, imagine being Brennan's therapist. Like, that is just so, like, it basically could only be Joe Rogan. I think that's like. Probably. I mean, you'd have to go in there and you'd say things and he wouldn't understand. He just wanted to understand anything, yeah. You could be Jocko. Jocko would be good at that, yeah.

Because when you go to Jocko, obviously, he's a therapist. You tell him what happened, he goes, good. And that's all you mean, really. Good. Good. I said Pello. Good. Jocco's looking at his watch.

435. Brendan's late. Brendan's late. Good. He's my enemy. All right, this is posted by haphazard. It's called, Why Do You Bring Him to Work? He creates his own problem.

Any guesses? None. A dog? I think it might be Donnie. Let's see. What's up, dude? How long have you had your dog now? What's the name again? It feels like 18 years. His name's Donnie.

Oh, you're not after Donald Trump. Let me tell you something about... You need that, right? I did not know that. That's awesome. Yeah. Golden doodles, man. They're stage five clingers. I can't fucking shake that thing.

I'm used to bully breeds with a kind of independent to do a thing. Bullie breeds? Yeah, bully breeds. Dude, I, blah,

listen, he's great. He's cute. Wow, that's funny. And he's a, get off my goddamn dick. I cannot shake this fucking dog. Really?

I can't do anything. Does he go after your wife or no? Does you? No, just me. Him and Bostia are close, so boss who got sides and play with the bunch? Why do you bring him to work?

What else am I going to do? Leave my home? No, he likes to roam around. All right. Well, then that, yeah, yeah, that's on you then.

Well, but still. I wouldn't be like that. No, he would. I get it. I get home. I can't do anything to it. No one tells you this when you buy golden doodles.

They're fucking stage five clingers. And people love that. No one tells you this when you buy golden doodles. What a fucking idiot. That's awesome. Got a dog problem, y'all. This guy. You're trying to be all a tough guy right now.

Cameras off. He's at home. He's like this. Dude, dude. I was the first two weeks. And then I'm all, hey man. He's old.

Get off my dick. Yeah. I got a new dog. Pandex breath. That's fine. Some orange chicken smells delightly. Yep. I never see men.

How does they do it? That's fine. Some orange chicken smells delightly. Yep. I don't even think of that. Yeah. Man. Peaches delightly.

I want Roy Nelson to punch more people in the face. Awesome. If we can get that. All right. Let's see here. Posted by Essential 15. Number one reason for Texas. Maximum cap as of 2024,

the maximum amount of net research for child support. So I think this is a good douche to Brian. For, uh, what is it called child support? Maximum is 3,680 for five children. I love you, Dallas. He has three, I think.

So it's 2760 for him. Damn. That's expensive. That's a promotion. All righty, this is, the title's great. Posted by Confidence Search 8648. Brian Collin.

Let's see this. Al with me today. Brian Collin. The debasement. This is worse than the cow. After stand-up comedian and the host of Off Limit and the Fighter and the Kids podcast. I'm already alpha, though. She's attracted me because that's, you know.

I would argue that my first wife and my second wife, were attracted to my... You're very way? And the second way? Yeah. I'm a man who... I'm a competitive, fairly aggressive man. I'm not an abusive man, but I'm aggressive in the world.

Oh, really, dude? Ganshirt claimed she did not know at the time Callan was married and that he offered to help her acting career. Ganshirt alleged that Callan once told her women have a, quote, biological primal desire to be raped. Brian Collin. Oh my God. Dude, that guy, Jesse Lee Pierce,

he's like a real-life maton. I don't know if you've ever seen any interview clips with him. Okay, don't have it. He just, he like, he does the same delivery and interview style as Maton, but he's like serious. It's so funny. It's so funny. What is that show called?

I don't know what the show is called, but he'll be, he's like very conservative, so he'll have on somebody who's a liberal and he'll be like, he'll say something like stone face like that, trying to make them seem like they're completely insane. That's funny. All righty. Well, this is next one is

Truck Us posted this. Have you ever had a Mexican cookie? Oh. Wow. Unfortunately, we have. Yeah, they have. Delicious. Nah, some would not say that.

Let's see. This one's posted by Plenty Haunting 2263. They're banking episodes now, question mark. Same clothes. Is this the end of the fighter and the kid? And welcome to Miami last two episodes. So I think they're planning on moving in May because he's a coaching football, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. And they got to find the baseball team. Mm-hmm. Yeah, he's got to scout out, you know, see, like, what fields are good, where the covies are at. Yeah. Find the baseball dads. Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah.

Like, are the baseball dad's cool. Yep, exactly. Um, next one posted by Dandy Kaufman, hot chips Austin update, four to seven months and and golden hour will keep going in L.A. Wow. So I guess he might be flying back and forth. I was actually wondering that earlier in the episode. Like, how are they going to keep doing Golden Hour, you know?

Yeah, plus isn't he Theo Fons producer or something? Yeah. Let's see. Not moving to Austin. We'll never leave the weather in L.A. Golden Hour will probably continue with Chris and Eric, I'd assume. And hopefully after hour as well. But we still have four to seven months.

Okay. So no more... Four to seven months. Okay. No more Shob on Golden Hour? I'm going to strive a bomb to my chest. Okay, don't say that on YouTube. Jesus Christ.

Cut that out. More like a silver hour, if you ask me. Who would be a good replacement for him on? For who way? For Brennan? Yeah. Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee.

Yeah, dude. That was the plan the whole time. That's why Tiger Belly did this. Yep. Or Callan. Actually, this is what's going on. Callin's faking Brendan out, Brendan out to get him out to us. right when Brendan gets to Austin

Cowan's back in LA he's taking the middle spot It's called the redacted crossover dude This next one's posted by one usual 4460 It's called Big Brown we get it You ain't racist But why did you only wear this once And why is it the time you got Inganu on

It's a Bob Marley shirt Oh that's funny He's eating strangely as usual Why does he do that? It says it's farm of comedy We don't get it yet We'll get it in five years Yeah

It's just futuristic comedy. He's seven days ahead for sure. Let's see you here. This is posted by Embarrassed Bag 1107. It's called Clint in two months outside of an H.E.B. Is that David Cho? Yeah. It comes full of chicken.

You eat all the chicken. It looks clean, but there's grease in there. You cook the Romans in the microwave. Then you dump it in there. You let that shit grind on the sides, hit the sides, get all that flavor. So now we're going to pour this. into a big gulp size. But what happens when you seep these chips into the juices of hot ramen lava

is it seeps into the pores and it expands and it turns into like a little fat steak. The thing is when you buy anything at the place that starts with 7 and ends with 11, there's as much free condiments, chili and cheese as possible. And now let's do this. Let's pour little chili in with the ramen. Raman, get some chili ramen action. So we got chili going all the way around. Boom. Man, that's good.

The thing about this is... Chin does these cooking videos. I don't know if you've seen. Yeah, yeah, I've seen some of it is. It's just funny. I just independently of the Shabverse, I saw this video recently. And I stopped watching when they put it into the big gulp.

Yeah. I was like, now we're doing too many containers. Oh, my God. That's too much, yeah. Yeah, how does they even fit in that thing? right? You know, it's your takeaway and all that. I'm surprised, like this video looks like

there would be natural gunshots in the back. Yeah. But Chin has gunshots in this one, didn't. Maybe Chin's next level. This is, you know, I don't know. That looked disgusting. Next one is posted by Danny Kaufman, too.

Did he forget to steal MMA takes for this show? I've been out of the loop, so I'm not going to be able to assume whether or not. Some people will say, Henry Sehudo should say he can't see him not to start the fourth round. Henry's in the middle of the highest level competition in the world. He's in the middle of fight. Probably a little concussed. I punched in the face, right?

Yes, it is his job to know the rules to a degree, but he's also focused on other things. I blame the corner. His corner should went, well, no, hold on. In the corner, he said he cannot see. We cannot continue on. Do not start the fucking fourth round. this is a DQ. Fighters, if you're a corner,

if they do not know the rules of mixed martial arts, they shouldn't be in your fucking corner. The corner should know the rules at all times like the back of their fucking hand. Because that should have never went to the fourth round so he could go to the judge's decision. That should be a DQ.

The fuck we do it. What are we doing here? This is all French to me right now. Oh, yeah. I know Henry Suhudo, but that's it. That's all I know. I didn't even know he fought recently. Yeah, because he retired at one point, but I think he came back.

Yeah. I feel like... What the fuck we're doing? Shulton and Shob should play brothers in something. Yeah. That would be great. A new twins. Yeah.

I'm down. I'll buy those tickets. So confusing. It's not, though. It's easy. You can't see? We got to stop the fight. But here's what, here's how you get rid of all the shenanigans.

Any fighter. And Dana talks to him in the pre-fight, uh, wayans, all that stuff. He should go, change of rules. We've talked to commissions. Anybody intentionally, unintentionally, that eye pokes, groin kicks or grabs a cage, you're losing a point. Even if it's up for debate, you're losing a point. You're going to see all this go.

Yeah, agree. It's so easy to figure out, and I'm a moron. But this is so easy to figure out. There it is. Any other brain busters? It's so good. He ate his nicotine today. That's all I saw.

He's right. He's right. Yeah. His brain's good. Well, I thought there was more for this week, but I think that's about it, dude. All right. Well, join the Patreon. Get Alan's album, ran through.

on sugarwormones.com. Check it out. Yes. Thanks, y'all. Have a good week. Later. Ooh.