10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub Blames his Team AGAIN! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #107

Episode Date: October 29, 2024

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Callan's really old, too far a dinosaur Great guy, never met him, got an axe chain Don't be afraid, with the truck walk you get laid Greatest part is trust you, dance as two girls both ways I gave it all that I had to give Haters kinda make it hard to live Bopper tears running down my chin And I never had no work done and never clipped chin

A magic mind pressed between my lips But I'm scratching all my dick up hard the wrong way Strong if I can, but I am only Brandon So my shoulder's shadowbanned, gotta ask Jay The only family that I've ever had Is my stupid Mexican and my dumb ass kids. Couldn't start singing so I went to Coach City. Everything was going fine, then I got a copy.

Fame is not enough. Walk me to my truck. I try everything I can. Gotta exchange. I used to fight. He'd tear the dots all night. Believing that I'm white. Gotta exchange.

So run away if you want to hang. Cause I ain't here to read books. Oh no, it's up to you what you really want to do. Spend some time with John Africa. Shop, stop, one take. It's time for my favorite time of the week. When you get to hear Bob, I try to speak. Release surprises today.

You better act fair. watch 10 Minutes of Shop. Welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shop. Thanks for tuning in. As always, join the Patreon, join the Discord, join the Reddit. This week we did the last, I'm kind of sad about this. It was a special time doing all those Joe Rogan comedy specials. We reviewed all of them. This was the last one, his most recent one. Was it them this was the last one his most recent one was it called triggered yeah dude what was it called you know you said special

time but it's called strange times oh it's called strange times that's right it wasn't called triggered yeah strange times which he describes as what's going on now as if now it's 2018 but anyways do you have anything to plug sir uh'm at the Hollywood Improv on June 27th yeah Hawk move yes sir alright go to that and that's not why

you're here though right no I think you're here to watch Tim as a shop so start the timer play the chain clip alright

so we got I already probably watched all the clips this week because I watched I actually tuned in to T-Fat K this week that's right

you told me you watched at least the second half, right? Yeah, I did not watch the first half. I don't want to see Scholl's and- Scholl's was on it? Rapaport and- Oh, that's right, because they had all the guests. Yeah. Yeah.

I thought it was going to be one person. I remember he was selling his, we got the guy that started it all, like the guest. Remember that last episode? Didn't he say that? He was like, our most important guest, but then it was like a lot of guests yeah it's like it was like seven guests yeah that was kind of a was another lie but uh episode was so bad i started cleaning my apartment okay so here we go this one's posted by dazzling rabbit you know what i just realized dude i forgot to do my little shindig what happened i had to put the screen on the screen. Uh-oh. You know, I blame the team, dude.

Somebody should have done that for me. Yeah. Hey, I fucking, what are you guys doing back there? Yeah. All right. What do we, we don't pay you to not do work. Yeah. All right.

We got to fix that. Okay. The first. What's that? Called it. Called it. Frigging George back there. The first clip is posted by dazzling rabbit 633

it's called brendan crying again this time expressing his dismay over colin's cancellation way to celebrate our 1000th ep let's see we're gonna see a lot of i know i've seen it and i've seen the clip it is kind of funny to be like, it's our thousandth episode, guys. It's like so awesome, right? And then it's just it makes me mad, you know that like we're not like it drives me fucking nuts. Yeah, he does.

The nuts sounds exactly like called it. It's the same. It's the same level. I'm getting emotional and choked up just thinking about it. Yeah, that's why I'm botching my words. Wait till we get to a thousand episodes of this. We're going to be screaming the whole time, daddy. Oh, hell yeah.

Here it goes. In the mental asylum. Brian, the way he dealt with this stuff, but I'll get emotional. Leave this, Jim. Don't edit this out. It drives me nuts. Nuts. Nuts.

Was that on this or in L.A., that thunder? not was that on this or this or in LA that thunder. What was that? Is that in this clip? I think so. Not yes. Oh my God. Yeah, I think got us again. I fucking freaked out right there, dude. What the

hell? That was way too real. I thought something was falling from the roof. You didn't think it was thunder. No, I thought it was like something like something i never experienced before like the fucking roof caving in or something i was like what the hell is above me right now the way that you looked at me i was like oh shit gerardo has traumatic like thunder lightning ps ptsd or something i was like damn he's really afraid of thunder your roof is driving me nuts it's a sunny day here in seattle i know that's why i was like what the fuck it's definitely not raining here why whoever edited the audio of this clip sucks b

oh come on i know i'm sorry be nice be. Be cool. Nuts! Nuts! That he's not up there with those guys. He's better than fucking 99% of them. And you want to outcast him over some bullshit? I like Colin's face the whole time. He's like, yes. Colin's like,

speak facts, brother. Let the love flow through you. I mean, my favorite part is like, I'm going to get emotional here. I love what he does that. Yeah. I don't know. I just love that. I don't know.

That whole, I watched that whole section of the podcast and it's just sad, dude. Everything about it is so fucking sad. Yeah. What do you think that? Like, they don't say anyone's name. It's like, if you guys are really this upset about it, you'd be like, you know, this motherfucker did this to me. That motherfucker did that to me. But really it's like they're willing to, you know, welcome anyone into their life.

It's almost like they're incapable of getting more views and success. Yeah. Because the new thing now after Cat Williams is to name everybody. Like that had a big, a bunch of people did the same exact thing after but brennan is like he's a marketing genius not he doesn't he he could easily get ratings from being like and this guy turned his back on me and they did that but he's in the wrong so that's maybe why he's not doing and the other thing too is it's funny that they think that it's all happening because of Brian's cancellation when

really they're just fucking hacks, dude. Yeah, it's a bad show. So that's why. And also he's not, Calum's bad at stand-up. So that's why he's not getting booked. He was only getting booked before because of the connection to Rogan and fame. And now that

that's like kind of gotten a little bit less yeah he's not gonna get booked that's just like obvious yeah but they're they create this narrative where they're like these truth warriors who are being shadow banned by some shady entertainment people were like we don't we got to get rid of these two you know talking murderers We can't let them tell their story anymore or else we lose. What? There's no, like, there's no one doing that.

It's just your own. You're doing it to yourself by being blog boss. You are. Hey, Brennan Schaub, you're blog boss. He's the photographers in this scenario. If I knew there was 150,000 people making clips of me, the last thing I would do is get driven nuts on a fucking podcast, dude.

Yeah. It's more for them to clip. You're feeding the cats. It's almost like putting a bowl out. What do you think? The cats are going to come eat the food out of the bowl, right? He doesn't understand any of this. Nothing ever sinks in with him really. Yeah. All right. Well, let's move on here this is posted by abtb12 it's called toontown is now drive fast all gas marketing genius b look at that dude there's a development on that front also we got more subscribers than to end it oh the name changed yeah drive fast all gas 181 000 views on there let's see. What do you think? Which name do you like more? I like Toontown, Daddy, but check this out, dude.

Chob's Drive Fast All Gas logo stolen. Posted by Bacon Banana Pancake. DFAC. Original stolen logo. DFAC. Come on. How does he not think of that? Oh, my God. You don't think of the abbreviation when you come up

with deuce x machina although we didn't think the abbreviation for tim is a shot i did you did oh no thank god someone wasn't oh i thought a d-fag when i saw i didn't i didn't read the top part oh yeah i didn't think of tmos oh you didn't yeah because that just luckily we didn't have it spell out like something stupid like that i guess that's yeah like if it was S-M-A-L-L. Let's see here. Teeth, small teeth. Dirt Slayer's Garage Piston Bolt Sticker. Stoked CT.

I mean, a piston was, yeah, he's not stealing. He is a piston, daddy. But the first one is like obvious, kind of exactly like right well where there's smoke there's gas you know what i mean yeah well where there's electricity there's thunder dude so uh this one's posted by rio 347 it's called shop and his truck i haven't seen this one let's see this one let's see this is kind of a sad episode just like a sad bro near a truck

dude it's been like three weeks of just sadness it's funny now if you're a bro you can't be near a truck you might get gadooshed by the cats. Bros can't drive truck shop again. You remember how he gentrified

the Spanish language? Yeah. He's now ruining trucks for bros. They get in their truck and they're like, they see someone snap a picture and they're like, fuck. I used to be able to just enjoy my blowers and valves and go fast and shit and do donuts. I might end up on defect, dude. God damn it. I might end up on defect, dude. God damn it.

I might end up on defect. They get bullied. Somebody's like, hey, defect. This truck guy's like, her bro's like, I don't like shop. I just like trucks. The girls in the car. It stands for drive fast, all gas, babe. It's not.

It's a bro and a chig and they're walking to the truck and some cat is filming and he's like, come on, we're married. I am not walking her to my... Forget about it. I can't even take her on dates anymore, dude. What's wrong, honey?

I don't know, man. Sometimes I feel like I'm blogbusting now. Hello, it's happening. All right, let's see. This one's posted by Banana Soprano. It's Bapa whenever literally anything happens in his life. Now, as you can see, it's a hand hitting a cry button with Bapa. That's pretty good.

You know, the thing, it kind of goes back to what we've talked about before, where Shab, what are the symptoms of traumatic brain injury or all the supplements and things that he takes? One of them is like emotionality, right? He's crying more. I wonder why. Because he's on all these, like, he's on Tiger Thick, Kratom, Magic Mind, and then freaking whatever else, right? So, yeah, every once in a while,

he's just going to cry talking about how much he loves Callan. Yeah. That's so funny. Every time he thinks of Callan, he's like, man, you should be more famous. Not! He's so much better than all the people at the comedy store. But he's not.

He's not good at stand-up. That's just. He's like, Callan, do you want me to teach you how to throw a baseball? Sad, dude. At his cubby

at the Little League or the T-ball game just crying. I can't remember my fucking combination. It's not a combination it's a key it's open it's open that's when you gotta get really worried when it's open he's still crying because he can't figure out how to get inside kleenex in the cubby daddy all right this one's

posted by haphazard it's called the show is taking its toll on chris let's see here one of our guys what city are you or what town city whatever state austin texas yeah background yeah it's austin yeah they'll get the longhorn in the background you're not a detective huh nope but he could be from there and still have that oh yeah because people from texas don't advertise he's had enough dude he's over this his fucking uh purgatory he's like this is bullshit i just that's delia does it why can't i just have a show with a normal co-host dude what the fuck it doesn't he can't just because a long-haunted amino is from Texas. Bye. Oh, I like how Shop was like, that makes sense.

Or whatever he says. From there and still have that. Nah, that'd be weird. No, it wouldn't be weird. Nah, that'd be weird. Shop just sticks to his points. There's no debating Shop. He's like Trump.

He just can't win no you're wrong people from Texas they always have longhorns I know that okay you're an idiot you date children you date them you do that'd be funny to win an argument he's like you fuck kids Chris you buy swords

you put it on Instagram, you're a loser. Let's see. From Texas, don't advertise. If he's in like Miami and has a long horn on the back, that'd be fucking weird. Bro, he could be somewhere else in Texas. God damn it, dude. Could be Montana.

Sure. Yeah, that's fine. I'm on Chris's side dude there it's like shut the fuck up dude yeah you feel crazy Chris just is gas lit but by a moron every episode it's

not purposeful gaslighting right Chob gaslights by accident right because he's so stupid it's fucking nuts by accident, right? Because he's so stupid. It's fucking nuts! Dude, you better shut the fuck up, okay? I know you know MMA, but I'm going to fucking stab you.

I will fucking defend myself. I can't take this. He goes on, you know that like, the bird ad with the parrot where the guy goes home, he's like, I can't take this. I can't take this. He goes on, you know that like the bird ad where the parrot, where the guy goes home. He's like, I can't take this. I can't take this. Not another day. Not a such.

Delia's parrot. I can't take this. I can't take this. Exactly. A Florida. It's going to take a hot second. Yeah. Stop saying hot second.

But yeah. So you go to to take a hot second. Yeah. Stop saying hot second. But yeah, so you go to... Dude, is this... Yeah. Is shit weirder this episode than usual? Because this is odd. I'm just like so fucking... I like all this shit. I'm going to be driving home just like this.

Yeah. You make no more hanging out with Brendan. He drops too much fucking facts on your ass. Oh, God. If she said, baby, you can't hang out with Brendan. He drops too much fucking facts on your ass. Oh, God. If she said, baby, you can't hang out with Brendan anymore, he drops too many facts on your ass. I would

jump off of a building. Dude, what if D'Elia is so good at handling, or not so good, but like this reactions with Shah becomes so funny to us that he wins us back. We're like, you know what? He's kind of funny.

I mean, you know, I like Shrimp Scampi too, dude. Yeah, I do like Shrimp Scampi. That's step one. It's like that we both like Shrimp Scampi. I mean, it's sort of like the odd. It's kind of like watching The Odd Couple, which is a great show. Ever heard of it? The Sha, the moron, and D'Elia, who's not like brain dead.

And having to interact with this lug, you know, who just like interrupts you and says things that don't make sense. And then you got to be like, what? And he's like, no, it is. And you're like, and then he interrupts you. And then he interrupts you and he's like, boner alert. Can you imagine you're having a rough day and you're a co-host. You're trying to do something and your co and he's like boner alert can you imagine you're having a rough day and your co-host you're trying to do something and your co-host goes boner alert

and your ear and you're just like you gotta go home you're reading on the internet like you're a pedophile fuck you Julia sucks and then you're like and the fucking boner alert guy shit I'm gonna fucking I don't know it's not a good life that guy. I'm going to fucking, I don't know. It's not a good life.

That one song, I'm close to the edge, and I'm about to break. Everything is out of bed. Every day for Chris, dude. Yeah, every day is a Linkin Park slash Limp Bizkit song for him. That's his life. But he has a lot of money, so I'm sure he's fine. Call him Chester D'Elia, dude. Let's see here.

Does he talk like me. Just the whole thing. I will jump off a building. If that would be the reason why I can't hang out with you, I'm just all of it. I would just skydive off a fucking building with no shoot. This is not funny. I know what I'm doing, sweetie.

I'll take the stairs up, you know what I mean, to the long time to think about it. Still do it when I get to the top. Still do it when I get to the top. Still do it when I get to the top. Yeah. We'll see. Yep, this was the right decision. I go and jump.

I mean, if your wife was like, Brennan Schaub is spitting facts, that wouldn't make me want to kill myself. But I'd be like, what happened to my wife? I might get a boner, dude. Yeah. Boner alert. Yeah, that too. That could be another. It's like, okay, she's finally on boarder, dude. Yeah. Boner alert. Yeah, that too. That could be another.

It's like, okay, she's finally on board with the show. Yeah. She says that. She's like, Brendan Schaub is spitting facts while eating hot Cheetos. I'm like, okay, Mr. Holt. We're looking for women that have red stain fingertips only here at Demos. They better not be talkies, dude. All right, let's see here.

The next clip is Dana and him are cool. They talk every day. Also, the Connor fight is off, posted by Haphazard. And who's this right here, dude? Uh-oh, Schultz. Yeah, is the bag about to be picked up in this clip? Possibly. You get the bag and fumble it.

I get the bag and I tip-a-lip it and tumble it. That's Migos. Yeah, that's Schultz right there, too. Does his hit home runs. He knocks it out of the park every time so i'm not doubting that my issue was with the whole slap fight thing is it was on the ufc feed so they were pushing the narrative of hey all you guys are like slap fight if you like ufc i'm like do your thing but don't force it on me if if that makes sense. Like, just have it its own.

What were you laughing about? I was laughing at pushing the narrative. Anytime, like, a phrase he says all the time comes up, I'm going to probably laugh a little bit. Got it. Yeah. Push that narrative, though. Did you see something funny in that?

I mean, Schultz's face. Yeah, Schultz looks a little different. Every time I see his haircut, I'm just like. Yeah, I don't get it. I don't know why he did that. One of the thousand. That's what I say. Right. Because, you know, he's got to have like a style.

Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't get... I don't even have hair, bro. You can't walk down the street of New York without your hair done right, son! That would drive me fucking nuts! You know what this haircut is for, bro? Tick-tock, bro. Engage me.

The ups. Engage me. Engage me. Slap that chair, man. Yo, when are you just going to be like, my bad, Dana? I've already done that. Invite me back to the shows. Invite me back to the UFC.

No, we're good, brother. No, we're good. We're we have no we're good we're good bro I'm driving the wedge no not at all no people think that no me and Dana are good go just go just go my bad bro you know what I mean no I want to go to the fights I want to sit up there with the boys kiss the ring kiss the ring it's like bro you have a different perspective for it what the fuck was that oh they might have been the okay i mean i just can't get over this this schultz personality is he gonna be like this at 65 i know can you imagine a 70 year old who's just like yo bro why ain't you just like give dana like know what I'm saying Like hit him up Be like What's up bro

I'm sorry bro I just wanna hang With the boys son Hey grandpa Can I have some of your candy Oh shit you bitch ass Motherfucker You ain't even had

This candy bro With his rocking chair He's like Oh shit This is my grandpa I don't understand Why he acts the way he does But don't say anything

About it okay He's very nice Don't ask him about his shoes I was good homie What up player He's like 90 years old He has big

Gigantic Air Jordans I don't know why He's like this But he's a nice guy You get the bag And fumble it I get the bag And I flip it

And fumble it I see him on a rocking chair He was just saying My bad Yeah No Schultz You're not going to sit Front row on a rocking chair. He was just saying, my bad. Yeah, he didn't get to go to the shows again. You're not going to sit front row. I'll sit behind you. You can sit with the side.

Hey, don't do me like that. You can sit up in the 100. Don't do me like that. Yeah, he's at a t-ball game. His son hits like a home run. He's like, savage. My son is fire. Brian Kellen has that face where he's like, this white man sounds like a black man.

Yeah, he's thinking of a bit. To Cal, this is a new bit. He's like, is this one of those African medicine man bits? I got this friend. He's like kind of white, but he acts black. So he's like white but black. And he's like, I want to get to know you. Dude, but you're white

there you go the 100 the 100 you're going to work yourself down you're going to work yourself down I'll put one call I'll put one call into Rogan

and he'll put me right behind him I might get assassinated no but me and that might happen me and Dana are cool like there's no beef

between us even on the UFC 300 thing I was like like, why are you bringing up old shit? But I was like, respect. UFC 300 was dope. Me and him are good. Everyone thinks this is ongoing beef. I got nothing to respect for. I like how he's talking to himself.

He doesn't say, and then Dana said, he was just like, I was like, why are you bringing up old shit? But then I was like, respect. It's just all him talking to himself. Yeah, yeah. Dana was like, and I was like, respect. All right, cool, dude. Yeah, he interrupted Dana. Yeah.

I love that. Hey, Andrew, I'm going to ask you at the one on the 29th. You going to be there on the 29th in Vegas? Where is it? Where? That's the Conor fight. Conor's not going to fight, but he's the one on the 29th. Are you going to be there on the 29th? Vegas? Where is it? That's the Conor fight. Conor's not going to fight, but he's supposed to on that. Okay, so what's the deal with that?

Do you guys think that that fight is going to happen? It's not happening. Whoa, you know that for a fact? Mm-hmm. Yes? Is this breaking news? Do we have breaking news? You would probably bet a lot of your money on the fact that it's not going to happen. Let's put it that way. Is this breaking news? Do we have breaking news?

You would probably bet a lot of your money on the fact that it's not going to happen. Let's put it that way. Yes. Listen. But why do you know it's not going to happen? Tell me. I'll tell you off air. Hey.

I'll tell you off air. But Dave, if you're a Connor fan, get your money back. Wow, dude. You were just back in David Goodgracy's, man. It's so crazy You were like right there He can't help himself And then he throws it all away He can't

It's just what He cannot help himself I'm trying to help my boy out I was trying to I don't want you getting the wife The kid all together Flying to Vegas And you're hoping you see Connor

It doesn't happen I'm trying to help you out Dana understands that It was so like unbelievable The way he said yep Or like whatever he said yeah there's no way that he knows what was happening in his head

nothing probably profound but like he was just I think he you know when you like lie about something and you know that you lie that's exactly the way it sounds you're thinking in your head like you could see in his eyes there's like a split second where he's like should I just lie and say

yes and he's like yes ask me a question about sharpies dude have you ever put a sharpie in your butt no yeah see that's perfect impersonation I was young give me a break dude alright so this one's the long clip of the week

it's basically every like this fucking other half of the podcast. Oh, okay. So let's see. Revisiting the Bobby Lee and lawsuit controversies. I blame the team. Posted by Haphazard. A lot of blaming the team in this episode, dude. Oh, that's good.

Have you seen this? No, I don't think so. I may have seen parts of it, but as I've always said, that's the one thing I take from shop above everything else. Anything that goes wrong, it's not your fault. No, never. The team did it. I love it.

Yeah. That's why you have a team. They're supposed to make everything go good. If it doesn't go good, well, guess what? They get blamed, motherfucker. Exactly. That's just business, dude. That's business 101.

Yeah. That's Hock Rule 817 or whatever. Let's see here. It was the best. I know a lot of people have brought this up, but I kind of want to ask your guys' situation on it. Like, what's going on with you and Bobby Lee? Have you guys squashed everything? Yeah.

I mean, so real quick, Brian's closer with Bobby. Immediately cut off, dude. Yeah. He's doing damage control. He can't let Callan talk. Yeah. That's definitely a damage control hand. Yeah. Shob talks for a living. Brian is just there yeah his fucking shoes yeah brian's like a blue belt let's see

he's always been closer with bobby than i was like me and bobby didn't talk like weekly or even monthly if i saw him at the store we're always cool we should have got cupcakes dude uh we can get them for our like a thousandth episode true true true we're almost at 200 on right oh yeah check out raccoon tweedies let's see here but i it's not like if i tell you which is the truth i i don't talk to bobby i didn't talk to him before any of this so it's there's no falling out we just we weren't that we were never that close yeah yeah so i I had apologized to Bobby. I think I apologized to him 1,000 times.

And I think we spoke a little bit. And I said, I love you. And I'm eternally sorry. And he said, we're good. And we- Another thing, too. It's so funny how this is a comedy podcast. And it just turns into them talking about all the times they fucked up every episode. Yeah, like getting into fights, being sad about how they're not doing better.

There's not a lot of whole jokes. I said I'm sorry a thousand times. We're best friends now. What he did was insane. Can you imagine just calling up your friend and being like, you started a subreddit and we're going to end your career. How do you come back from that? You'll be surprised. I do that every weekend. Daddy, the next day you're like, Oh, Hey, you know how I said I was going to end your career. And like,

you made a Reddit about me. And like I said, basically that our friendship is over and all that. I'm my bad, dude. I was like, dude, that wasn't me back there, dude. Is the only excuse for that is if you were on drugs or something, or if you're getting shadow banned by social media companies, dude, come on. Right. If you're getting shadow ban, you're allowed to lash out at everything. Yeah. You call your mom and mother's day. Hey, fuck you, bitch. You fuck. I know you were behind my fucking shadow bin. You stupid whore. You hang up. hang up and then like a few days later like hey mom sorry i was getting shadow banned you were there for me whenever i needed you and i'm sorry about the but she's you're like i'm getting i was getting shadow banned by youtube she's like

youtube shadow what does shadow ban mean why did you call me a whore did you relapse i came to find out it was bad information information. It was actually dead. There's just things they've done on this show that seem impossible to overcome to me. And that's one of them. I love them and I take full responsibility. I was going through something. I was working on

I was not working on good information and I was wrong. I was wrong through and through. It doesn't need to be said really. I was wrong. I was wrong through and through. It doesn't need to be said, really. I was wrong, obviously. Of course. It's insane that you thought that, ever. Or that that was the right course of action.

Who are you? It's funny that T-Fat K has this formula, dude, that's all serious. And then Boppa will cut off the seriousness, even though you're not finished the point yet and then you'll revisit it on a later episode yeah he'll cut it off with a what else you got chin and he's like we got this football player and then shop's like he's gay

yeah just call somebody gay on the screen and then they go back to serious shit whatever while he was doing that and he he just went right to it calum's like and i was wrong i was wrong and shop's like and you're a little gay brian's like comedy genius dude how do i even compete he's like and i drive an electric vehicle shop like i took i parked my tesla outside and i just thought man i fucked up the way i talked to bobby yeah and you're driving a Tesla. Gay. Guy didn't deserve it. You know? Bobby, I've known him a long time.

That whole thing was a terrible mistake. He's a fucking national treasure. He just is. Hilarious. And he's also one of the funniest motherfuckers on the planet. He'll never do it. He's just a good, he's just a fucking sweet little bit. He also has the most viral podcast clip with us of all time.

Yeah, yeah, I mean, he's amazing. And getting molested is a funny story. I miss Bobby, and I don't have a lot of regrets. I've done everything. I've done a pretty good job. I've made good choices in my life. I've treated everybody very well. I think that's my biggest regret.

I was defending my friend, Brendan. I wasn't working on all the information. And I don't know i have i could get into what it was i was going through some really crazy shit and i just lost my fucking mind it was a weird time and i and i lost on the last person that deserves and i'll take it i have apologized to him unreservedly yeah you know i hope you guys are friends like like i said me and bob were never that close so it's like sometimes it's like me and him not having a relationship is whatever. So let's go to another clip.

We'll come back to this, but. I watched the too lazy to try thing where he goes. I don't want to. Well, I know what this clip is going to be, right? Okay. I haven't seen too lazy to try. Well, I'll just let it play. This is haphazard.

Bobby's a great guy. I never met him. Let's see real quick. There's no drama. Like Bobby Lee is one of my closest friends. Yeah, that's exactly what I thought it was. Yeah. One of my closest friends.

How do you go from closest friends to, I never really talked to him that much. These guys always do that. Yeah. With everyone. And then it's kind of like an extension of the whole like uh fucking great guy i never met him it's like chob either is he forgetting things or what's going on i don't know brendan let me teach you something about comedy dude yes please do if it's not broken don't fix it dude all right fuck i hit the duck noise too i kind of like that though it's sort of

like a fun kind of like a like almost like a club sort of thing. Like the way they talk, where they're like, you never really know anyone, but then your best friends or whatever, it's almost like a fight clip. His name was Robert Paulson kind of thing where it's like, Hey, yeah. One of the best guys, one of the best guys I've ever known. But, and then someone's like, Hey, do you know Bobby? You know, I mean, I see him around, but you just said that you are like he's one of the best guys you've ever known. Yeah.

Dude, don't fuck it up. He pulls off the mask. Don't fuck this up. He puts it back on. Bobby's gay. We're doing a bit right now. Don't ruin the bit. Bobby talk.

No one's been more supportive when I started than Bobby Lee, dude. Really? Besides Rogan and Callan DeLeon. Like one's been more supportive when I started than Bobby Lee, dude. Really? Besides Rogan and Callan DeLeon, like, nobody's been more supportive. So real quick, Brian's closer with Bobby. He's always been closer with Bobby than I was. Like, me and Bobby didn't talk, like, weekly or even monthly. If I saw him at the store, we're always cool. But it's not like if I tell you, which is the truth, I don't talk to Bobby.

I didn't talk to him before any of this. So it's, there's no falling out. We just, we weren't, we were never that close. Yeah. No,

it doesn't make sense. No. He also has the most viral podcast clip with us of all time. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he's amazing. I miss Bobby.

I miss getting molested. The funniest story Dude dude listen bro Bobby Lee is my best friend Sorry I don't know why I started playing We work out together Yeah dude So that's that Let's continue this

Sometimes you fuck up so badly which I did Maybe I don't deserve it maybe I have to live with that Yeah and I'll take accountability too Like Brian said we're going through it. No. Yeah, that is right. Bobby's like, I never want to talk to you again. And he's like, maybe, maybe. I think if somebody called me and they were just like saying the stuff that Callen purportedly said, I would record it and laugh. I'd be like, dude,

remember the time so- so said that i started to read it about them and like threatened my whole career and said i'm done in this town and we'd play it at parties when we're drinking yep that's a great idea i'd never i would never forgive someone for that yeah a lot it's like that another thing too is like that was at the time where it was all falling apart so they still had some sort of pool around town oh yeah t-fat cave yeah well they still have the chairs yeah that's the thing is like they forget all the shit that they have they don't do a gratitude list on the show that's very that's for sure or they at least didn't do one for this episode look at the shit they got they got fucking the best rain energy flavor sour sour gummy worm. They got the best chairs in the business.

Those mics look fucking Netflix. They got the great sign, the fighter, and the kid in the back. They got a lot of shit, daddy. They have chin. Chin is the best producer that's ever lived. Black Buffalo, whatever that is. Fucking rain. What is it?

You already said rain. Rogue nicotine. I mean, you had me at Black Buffalo, Danny. I mean, you can't go wrong with that, dude. Yeah, dude. He's got a whatever that hat is. Yeah, the fucking fighter and the kid baseball hat, maybe. Fire ass haircut, dude.

Mustache. Mustache just for men. Crisp. A coffee in one cup holder and a rain in the other dude dude they're sponsored by phil's okay um what's it called what was i gonna say i think we're gonna talk about how great they were they're pretty great yeah yeah that whole time was was so weird wish they knew and look at that watch dude yeah that's a rolex oh dude i to say. Things are going so bad that even the cupcakes are fake. They're not even real cupcakes.

They couldn't afford real cupcakes. Those Susie Cakes, they tried to buy a thing from Susie Cakes, and Susie Cakes, okay, what's your order? We want two dozen vanilla cupcakes. All right, who's the order for? What's the address? It's T-Fat Case Studios, and then the Susie Cakes people are like, there's something breaking up on our connection

they won't fulfill the order I definitely I think he has he's gonna bring some cupcakes to the cubby dude oh yeah

there's at least one of those watch your baseball game got my cubby with my cupcakes I like baseball I like eating cupcakes man watch me

I got my cubby and I got my favorite shoe like like now I'm in a much better place much healthier I don't have I go, my Kirby, and I got my favorite shoe. Like, now I'm in a much better place, much healthier. I don't have the wrong people around me. Like, when that was going on, like, if that same opportunity came to me now, someone pitched up, like, are you out of your fucking, no. It was so weird.

And then also, like, I never thought it would become what it did like it in my head the way i work it's like dude brian callen looks like he's gonna leave the studio and shoot a stand-up special dude he's ready he's got a stand-up outfit on for sure it's so fun that is hilarious that he's dressed like that and because it's always how he does it but uh another it's it's funny to blame he's essentially blaming marg for what he did to Bobby Lee, right? Yeah. He's like, I had the wrong people around me. As if it's that guy's fault. Yeah.

Marg made you do that. Marg convinced the both of you to threaten Bobby Lee. I don't think so. Marg made me do a lot of stuff, dude. So I believe him, dude. If Marg was like, hey, man, I got a great idea. I would be like, I'd listen to it. But I don't know if I'd be like, oh, well, Mark said to

do it. Wait for it to finish. Be like, all right, I'll see you at the studio tomorrow. Just hang up. Look at the, I don't know if you noticed the hot wheels in front of the cupcakes. Oh, is that new? He's got a truck and a car. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Maybe for a, it's a defag cross promotion. Black Buffalo tobacco alternative the tiger thick let's see like my thing with bobby was like hey i don't want to go public this i heard some of this stuff and then it just became this monster you know so it's like and part of this because people love bobby and they should love bob And also, I've said to him privately, I've said this publicly, but I've said it to him

many times. I said, I was out of line. You know what I did? I like how he turns on the voice. That's what I said to him. I was like, I was out of line.

That's good. He does that. He knows that's what we want. Yeah. He's drawing us in. Or that's just who he is, dude. He's just always going to be like that. I told you that. When we got off, I'm like,

holy fuck. I fucked up. I fucked up. I've never fucked up like that. To be honest, don't get mad at this. Brian has horrible anger issues. Yeah. The worst side of being bad. I get a little crazy. Good douche.

Now I think about Callan, too. The worst out of anybody. A little crazy. Yeah, when you get... Good douche. Good douche. Now I think about Callan, too. Like, him getting really old when he's a grandfather. The grandkids are, like, hanging out with him. He's like, you guys want to go to Six Flags? What would his grandkids call him? Papa Callan? Lids.

Lids. Hey, Lids. Hey, Lids. Can you tell me about that time that Brendan tried to fuck a white wagon? Oh man. Let's see. You get mad. So when I think my friends are getting,

you know, I was mad about some stuff that was going on. I get it. When you get mad, you get mad. So, but that, that was a time period.

It's like the same thing. I'm sure you get brought up, but like even with this lawsuit thing, right with this YouTuber, that It's like the same thing. I'm sure get brought up. Like even with this lawsuit thing, right? With this YouTuber, that's all around the same time. And at that time, again, I take full accountability because remember, I have a whole team, right? You have business managers, you have this entertainment manager, you got the lawyer, you got this, this, this. I have a whole bunch of people working for me. I take full accountability, but I also had a team.

Yeah. Somebody told him, you got to also had a team. Yeah. Somebody told him, you got to stop blaming the team. And he's like, got it. I take full accountability. I do have a team. Like he's trying to stop himself. That reminds me, what you just said reminds me of like, you actually introduced me to the show, Dating on the Spectrum. Oh, yeah.

Love on the Spectrum. Love on the Spectrum, right, yeah. Love on the Spectrum. Love on the Spectrum, right? And that was on purpose. So like, what they always tell the people when you do the date or they tell the men that you pay for the bill, right?

And then the people who are autistic, the autistic guys are like, okay, I will do that. And then as soon as the bill comes, they're like, can we split it? That's what Brennan does.

People tell him what to do and he's like, all right, it and then he goes and does it that's so funny i've never been the guy to give people like um oh you could yeah you can control this never it's not my thing that's why i'm at where i'm at but somewhere along the line i lost my way i started delegating certain things to people and you notice but like like two years ago three years ago four years ago my social media was but somewhere along the line, I lost my way. I started delegating certain things to people. And you notice, like two years ago, three years ago, four years ago, my social media was awful because it's not me. Those days are gone. So when that was going on, so the lawsuit thing,

I'm sure it's a question, the lawsuit thing. A guy who's no longer with me, a business guy, comes to me and goes, hey, man, there's this guy on YouTube. Again, I hand to God, I've never seen any of it. I don't see any of it. I know there's some bad stuff out there. That's an important point to pause on because we didn't do enough fucking looking into what was really going on.

And then we pointed our guns. So this is the Bobby's. So the lawsuit thing wasn't even like, so. Literal guns. Bobby won't admit like what really happened, but Callan had a gun on him. I would talk to Brendan and be like, listen,

dude, there's sometimes when you cut me off where you shouldn't come out. Like when I bring up guns, don't be like, okay, it's something that they actually can't explain. Yeah. He can't explain.

He's sad. So this guy who works for me, right. Doing this stuff, business manager, he goes, Hey man man i got a call from this lawyer i've known him a long time that there's this guy on youtube he's making thousands is the business manager's name jamal dude i know him long time videos you know bad mouthing you and using your content. He said, I don't care. I go, I don't care.

Like there's a million of them. What are you going to do? He goes, that's a bad man. He says, you hit your kids. And I was like, okay. Like, I don't give a shit, dude. None of it's true. That goes away.

Next week comes back saying, dude, I'm telling you, I really think we should do something, you know, and they know how to pull out my heartstring. He goes, you know, he has a rap sheet where he beat his son. It's on video on there. I'm like, whoa. All right, do what you got to do. That's right.

And I was told. Child abuse. Ready? I was told, this is easy. It takes three months. It's still going on. That was three years ago. It's still going on.

But here's what people don't realize is, so they told me three months, and I don't know if they were in cahoots together, just get money out of me or whatever. I don't, I couldn't, if the guy walked in there right now as a guest, I couldn't point him out. I don't know who it is. I have no, I don't, I wasn't dealing with him. I gotta do your thing. How often do you think that happens, dude? Somebody walks in and he's like, who the fuck is this guy? Probably a lot with his brain. He probably forgets who Beanie Guy is. Jelly Roll's like, it's my fourth time coming on, Brandon.

Come on, man. You don't know who I am, brother. He forgets Jelly Roll. That's when we get really worried. Jelly Roll's unforgettable. A ham sandwich. Me and my brother Meat Sandwich are here to do your podcast game, brother. Me and my brother fucking Waterbed are here

to do the podcast. Oh, Waterbed. Sorry. brother me my brother fucking waterbed are here oh waterbed oh sorry you guys are great okay what about okay i'll stop after this i love the the fucking jelly roll thing oh yeah it's the one that grace what if okay we have to be in a real world dude so his family's last name has to be Roll. So what's another? There's Jelly Roll. It would be really funny if his brother's name was Jerry Roll. Jerry Roll. This is my dad, Jerry Roll.

Jerry Roll Jr. is my brother. Billy Roll, Billy. Billy Roll. I almost. Billy Roll, Billy. Billy Roll. I almost said Billy Roll. Billy Roll. Sorry, I'm sorry I'm cutting you off. I'm sorry. Alright, go ahead. Oh my god,

that's so funny, dude. Yeah, he's got a little one. We call him Tummy Roll. Tummy Roll. I mean, it's a never-ending. I knew you had all the good ones. That's why I was like. No, no. I think Tummy Roll is good.

Jerry Roll. Tummy Roll is a girl, though, I think. Yeah. Tummy Roll is a woman. Tummy Roll. Tummy Roll is really hot. I saw Brian looking at Tummy Roll. Where's Tummy at?

She's in Tuscaloosa She's out there dancing for dollars Tummy Roll doesn't want to come on the show anymore Because I'm not going to say you were weird But you know how you are Brian They have a show called Keeping Up With The Rolls Rolling

Rolling with the rolls Alright let's go back here again that's me now me 10 years ago i would never you're never gonna beat the internet it's just internet's gonna internet there's nothing you can do and at the time yes holy shit that's good internet's gonna internet write that down the internet's gonna internet. Write that down, dude. The internet's gonna internet. Holy, every once in a while he pulls out something that's just amazing. That was fucking,

this is an eight minute clip for a reason. That's one of them. Informer, the internet's just gonna internet. Internet down. Blockbuster. Blockbuster. Internet roll. That sounds like something you get at a sushi restaurant every jelly roll member has their own sushi roll oh let's see here it costs a good amount of money

but again at the time whatever your boy's balling you know so at the time like yeah do what you got to do well thank god and people don't realize this and even if he's doing like dragging it out from it's pro bono i don't pay any more so dragon roll dude what so it's pro bono that's another development here yeah he doesn't have to pay for his law law lawyer lawyer lawyer he said earlier like i don't know if the lawyer and that guy are in cahoots to get money out of me he's still he's like it's pro bono though. Wait, what? Do you understand what pro bono is? I think he was making, he wasn't saying his lawyer. He was saying the marketing guy.

The marketing guy was in cahoots. Yeah. It'd be funny though if the lawyer was like, it's going to be pro bono. It's only going to cost you about $20,000. He's like, all right. He's like, oh, sick pro bono. I don't got to pay, but here's the money.

So easily tricked. Yeah. Whatever issue they have with it, I couldn't tell you what's going on with it i don't i couldn't tell you when it's gonna end i know nothing about i don't associate with them anymore i i couldn't tell you i could not tell you but my point is all of that you're talking i have the wrong people around me again i take accountability because that's all I have to give these people jobs I have the wrong people around me I take accountability yeah his PR person is like as soon as he says I take accountability he's like

but I have the wrong people around me fuck shit called it nuts I have the wrong people around me that I hired. Horrible people, right? I have this business guy that had no business managing any of my shit. You had bad information.

Bad information. And I'm at a time where I'm not steering the ship. And it's not good. Now, you can notice the fast forward now. Had to take time off from stand-up. I'm doing too much. I got cut back on the shows. I was going down a bad road, man.

I control it. My social media, your boy's back. I've been back about a year now. He's like, I was going down a bad road, man. Brian's like, if you would, would you do it all over again? And Brendan's like in a heartbeat. And they start making out. Yeah, a little Thelma and Louise action here.

I mean, he sounds like somebody who's like doing the whole, like, my name is Brendan, I'm an alcoholic. But all he's talking about is the show. Also, are you steering the ship now? Because it seems like things are worse. Worse content, less views. Now that you're in control. Maybe you should go back to those psychos

that were giving you all this bad advice. Also, it's so funny to me how there's random amounts of Tiger Thick every episode. Like right now I see about five bottles of it. Yeah. But some weeks there's like 20 bottles of Tiger Thick. Same with the reins.

It's because the Tiger Thick is getting shipped back. So they have to put it places. Yeah. It's in such high demand they need to back. They have to put it in places. It's such high demand. They need to take some studio thick and put it out. That's for this episode. Yeah, you're right. You're right.

You're right. Whiskey roll. Whiskey rolls the uncle. Everything you see is me. Everything you see now is my decision. Notice how much better it is, how much more positive I am. I'm a positive person. That time when Brian's going through that and we're going through all this mayhem,

that was probably the darkest hours of our careers, of our lives. Well, yeah, you spend your whole time building everything. And then, yeah, and I made it worse by far by pointing my gun at somebody I care about that didn't deserve it. But to your defense, that could have been Bobby. That could have been Rogan. That could have been Burt Kreischer. It was just him. It was Bobby. Yeah.

Why could it have been anyone? You're never safe around these guys. Brennan isn't safe around these morons yeah of callen and delia he doesn't realize he's a moron surrounded by villains brendan what's going on with brian did you heard he yelled at bobby could have been anyone wait no but he did though dude yeah i better watch out yeah you never know he's a horrible anger and it's just every once in a while, there's no control. That moment?

Yes. I was going crazy. And it just so happened? You took your anger on Bobby. Yes. Well, I was going through something else. And I. It surprised me.

But also, I don't like talking about it because that makes an excuse. No, it's not an excuse. For me. So there's no excuse. No, there's no excuse. No matter what I was going through, what I did was 100% wrong. And boy, was it a fuck up. All of it.

But I said it from day one. I said it from the day after. I was like, if you're looking to point a finger, I'm the one who did it. I was wrong. I would never speak that way again. And I'm eternally sorry. Isn't it crazy how in this world of Game of Thrones, like the brand catching the two siblings fucking is him asking Annie to go for a walk to the truck.

That's the inciting incident. I like Game of Thrones, like comparing. Who is Diddler in Game of Thrones? Tyrion. People just don't like him, but then the audience is kind of like, that was funny, dude. That was kind of funny.

Yeah, and he also has a sword. He's also randomly gadooshed all the time. He's not allowed to go certain places all the time. True. Okay, I like that. Who's Jelly Roll? Hodor?

That's perfect. Yeah, he's definitely Hodor. I want to see Jelly Roll say Hodor. If we can get him to say Hodor, we should, maybe if there was like a cameo and we get him, all we want you to do is say Hodor. We get him to come on the

show, we're just like, say one word, dude him to come on the show we're just like say one word dude to hodor we should do that to be a bit we should take some time to think about it what characters on game of thrones they are yeah i mean for me ryan garcia's brand okay because he's just like all-knowing you know what i mean if ryan garcia is brand then i think that the old guy the like what is it the owl or whatever they call him. The crow. That's Bill Haney. Floyd Mayweather. Brandon Stark.

Stark? Stark. Brand Stark. Brand Stark. Maybe you would have wanted to deliver a steroid. Shit happens happens We apologize Floyd Mayweather

Not going to dwell on it Hopefully Brian and Bobby are friends I hope so Me and Bobby never really had a relationship Like I'm good Bobby's good He's crushing it You know hopefully you guys are friends

But I'm good Yeah but we What made me feel happy If Bobby ever wanted to come on here Fuck yeah we'd have him on. Yeah, of course. I don't think he ever would. I just don't think so.

We spoke... I mean, what I appreciated was that it's like, at least we established that we're good, you know? And I think he accepts my apology and it's all good. Yeah. But anyway, they're fine, we're fine. They're killing it. Like, bad friends are killing it. I love Santino to death. I was way closer to Santino. Me and him don all good stuff. But anyway, they're fine. We're fine. They're killing it. My bad friends are killing it.

I love Santino to death. I was way closer to Santino. Me and him don't talk anymore. Me and him don't talk no more either. Oh, fuck. I'm stuck in the Game of Thrones thing. Yeah. The Starks, the Lannisters, you know what I mean?

Right. Tiger Bellies, the Starks. Okay, yeah. T-Fek is the Lannisters. Yeah. You know what I mean? I don't bellies, the Starks. Okay. Yeah. T-Fec is the Lannisters. Yeah. You know what I mean? I don't know. That's about,

that's all. That's the only developments I have so far. I need to rewatch it so I can learn all this. Just for fucking shots. Yeah. Just to, I mean, it's a great,

I think I've watched it like three or four times. Fucking smoke coming from the paper. Now I'm thinking about like, who's, uh, uh, not, not,

uh, Joe Rogan is George R.R. Martin. Are there any redheads in Game of Thrones? I can think of one. Melisandre. Yeah, only the women. So Melisandre is Bobby Lee's co-host. What's his name? Oh, Andrew Santino. Andrew Santino. That's Melisandre. Everyone wants to fuck him.

No, they should both have red hair. That bums me out. I was really close to Santino. I love Santino. Love him to death. I was close to Santino. But again, I get it. This whole drama thing, that's your partner?

That's like Brian. You're not Brian, man. You're an enemy of Brian's, enemy of mine. So Santino, I get it. Respect. Socks, we're not friends. All good. Grown man.

You know what I'm laughing about? Yeah. What? I'm laughing at the idea of like, okay, you know that guy that plays like the, Dun, there's a, like the guy with the guitar. He goes around singing in Game of Thrones. Yeah. And there's something or other.

That's too lazy to try. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. What else you got? What else you got? There you got there you go dude that's the way to

end it's strong we got bill haney calling out floyd mayweather i heard he's gay back to tfk daddy all righty um what else you got clip let's see what the next one is dude that was a long one for the week yeah um all right so i i haven't seen this one because i skipped the complete first half of this episode this post by busy middle 8108 it's called here's another example of papa being just the nicest salt of the earth person ever something's telling me he's not going to be that right let's see in new york i'm in new york i'm in new york you got a theater yes i got a theater tour coming up in the fall, which I'm excited about. And tickets went on sale today.

I know you're playing the Vic, dude. We did that 10 years ago. That's cool, though. Oh, when you say we, like, oh, would you like a live podcast 10 years ago? All right, take it easy. It was a long time ago. Right now, I'm still doing clubs. I don't get to do theaters.

Congratulations. Dude, you're doing Carnegie Hall? No, but did you see how he tried to slight me? Brendan, you know what you deserve? I'm still doing clubs. I don't get to do theaters. Congratulations. You're doing Carnegie Hall. Did you see? Did you see how he tried to slight me? Brendan, you know what you deserve? I'm going to fucking I'm going to I'm going to fuck one of your fucked up ears. No, no, no.

It's my day. It's my now I'm going to fuck up one of your fucked up ears. And do we disrespect me on theater? I'm bringing up your theater dates. The big. It's so funny that Bob, I think, think, saying, yeah, we did that 10 years ago. It's like a epic or like a funny own. It's like, what were you trying to accomplish there? I don't know, dude.

Everyone's got a Bop in their life, dude. Yeah. It's like, dude, I went to Subway today. Yeah, I went there fucking 13 years ago. You missed the fucking Subway train, dude. I went to Subway today. Yeah, I went there fucking 13 years ago. You missed the fucking Subway train, dude. I went before Jared went to jail. Chicago style. Chicago style.

And also, why would you try and one-up Michael Rapaport, of all people? If I was Michael Rapaport, I would be like, oh, yeah, back when you guys. Oh, you're right. Yeah, 10 years ago. And then Michael Rapaport, even with all the stuff he's got going on he starts realizing maybe i shouldn't be on the show yeah dude a million percent he starts doing that but he's on camera it feels like there's some epstein shit happening here where like brendan and papa have like certain things on like eric griffin chris d'alia michael rap or andrew shoals the jelly roll yeah they must have some on jelly roll.

It's a big deal. We did it 10 years ago. That's all I'm saying. We've been there. I wanted to share the experience for you. It's a big moment for us 10 years ago. No, no, no, no, no. You didn't want to do that. You didn't want to do that. You did it in a disrespectful way and you're going to get disrespected for that. So yeah, we're doing the theaters. It's exciting.

I mean, he has gum in his mouth while he's on this podcast yeah that's that's a little disrespectful too dd yeah we tell all our guests to throw out their gum at the door dude if i was doing a podcast with a guest and they like had their mouth open and you could see gum i'd'd be for, for their benefit. I'd be like, Hey man, take that. Maybe do some of the gum just so you don't look stupid, but not on day fat cake. Nope.

Nope. You got to check yourself before you wreck yourself. Daddy. That's fine. That podcast. Uh, this one's posted by ABTB 12. It's job giving his expert opinion and which comedians deserve their spot is truly redacted.

Tom about the kettle calling the pot, the smartest tool in the shed. I'm sure we already saw this, but we'll see. Podcast. And will you share? Oh, hold up. I'll answer that one, but I didn't answer about being proud of Brian. Oh, yeah.

Oops. Oops. With Brian, the way he dealt with this stuff, but I'll get emotional here. It drives me, but if we're being honest, leave this, Jim. Don't edit this out. I'm speaking from my fucking heart. I know you're not going to like this. I'm going to look right at you.

It drives me fucking nuts. You know what I want? I want somebody on Chang's to do Mr. peanut doing that pose and it says shop when someone says brian callen's not really great at stand-up or like shop when he realized callen's not on netflix it's mr peanut with the monocle i shop or shop as that nuts we believe you dude that brian's at where he's at i will challenge anyone any comic to go on stage after callan i challenge you in those comments i don't give a fuck if it's the comedy store it where zany's wherever they're at and you're telling me brian's not better than 99 of those

fucking comics like you know what's funny is that comedy is supposed to be a good time, dude. This is not a good time. Yeah, everyone's supposed to have fun. Yeah. And make people laugh. Brian Callen can roast Jeff Ross at a roast battle. You think Carrot Top has the best props in comedy? Brian Callen has the best props.

It drives me nuts. Jeff Dunham, the nuts. Jeff Dunham. The only reason Jeff Dunham is successful is because Calum stopped doing his rape puppet. Blocked out that word. Block it out, Danny. I'm going to forget. Yeah. It drives me nuts that he's not up there with those guys.

Why is that driving you nuts brandon he goes home at night it's just like he's having a full-on panic attack tiger thick lined up in his kitchen he's just like he sees someone winning one of those like um uh fucking mark twain awards that you know they give him like eddie murphy and he Murphy and he just throws like the fucking tire thing across the wall and crashes everywhere. His wife comes in like, what, what's going on?

What? He's like, oh, sorry, honey. I just thought about Cal and not winning an Oscar again. Fuck. He's better than fucking 99% of them.

Better at what? And you want to outcast him over some bullshit? He raped a chick. Well, he's outcast because he's not good at what he does. That too. But I mean, it's pretty bad. Yeah, that's awful, obviously. But what do they want him to do?

No one wants to buy a ticket to see Callen. Yeah. I don't think. Even the Rogan people are like, well, it's not a good time. The residency, how'd that go? Even Rogan's like, stop plugging your shows, dude. Yeah, stop trying to sell fucking flip-flops. Yeah.

Oh. Why is it not working? That's what I don't fuck with. That's what upsets me. So what makes me proud and not mad, I'm trying to get mad. What makes me proud is he's not going to lash out about it. Brian's cool. Brian goes to work.

Brian's doing the road. Brian's trying to sell tickets. But I'll tell you right now, I don't forget. That shit's not cool with me. That's why you don't see me at those fucking places. Yeah. Yeah, that's why. Come on.

Come on, man. Come on, bro. It's only loyalty to Cal and that prevents Schaub from just crushing. All right. So this is another little interesting development. Do you have anything else to say? No. It doesn't drive you nuts?

Oh, yeah. I mean, look, we need another Callan special too now. No, we don't. Yeah, dude. What's the next title going to be? That's what I want to know. Fucking red chair. Man fart.

Man fart? Man fart's pretty good. This one's posed by Haphazard again. Bobby pretty much admitted to cheating on the road. Let's see here. Done. Ken, this comes from Instagram Dgram Sim. Can you share a time when you each were secretly proud of each other?

I'm proud of him all the time. I mean, it's famous. No, I'm trying to think. That caught me off guard. I told Brendan the other day, your strength is your heart. Brendan trying to think. Yeah, he should never do that, you know? Yeah.

But it's funny that he has to think. He's just like talked about how great he is. And I was like, he's just one of the best comics. And he can't think of one instance where he's proud of Callan right away? Yeah. But it's funny that he has to think, he's just like talked about how great he is. And I was like, he's just one of the best comics. And he can't think of one instance where he's proud of Callan right away. Yeah. I'm guilty of this too, but Brendan defends himself too much, dude.

You know what I mean? It's like when you're like this and somebody sees something funny about that. Yeah. You just go with it, dude. You know what I mean? When they're like, Brendan, what's the matter with your face?

And you just lean into it instead of being like, no, shut the fuck up. I'm thinking right now, dude. I didn what I mean? When they're like, Brendan, what's the matter with your face? And you just lean into it instead of being like, no, shut the fuck up. I'm thinking right now, dude. I didn't notice that, but I agree. Because there's so many funny things he could say.

He could be like, yeah, you're right. And then do something funny. Or he could just be like, rain. Rain? Like open it up, drink it. That would've been hilarious.

Look it. We're secretly proud of each other. I'm proud of him all the time. His face. It looks like he's never been proud. He's never once been proud of each other. I'm proud of him all the time. It looks like he's never been proud. He's never once been proud of Callan. Which would be fair. But he's not going to be honest.

Callan? Yeah, that's what's in. Proud. Hmm. I've never thought about those two things in the same way before. Huh. Something interesting is happening in my head. Callan, I don't, you know what?

It's almost as if I don't have a single instance of feeling proud for that guy. In fact, I almost feel like he shouldn't be here. That he's not funny. Shut up! What's happening to your face? Oh, I just didn't die. I'm trying to think. Alright, let's see here. No, I'm trying to think alright let's see here I mean

come on guys no I'm trying to think that caught me off guard I told Brendan the other day your strength is your heart your strength is that like

Brendan will if Brendan will lash out if his feelings are hurt and he'll fucking go into fight mode and I'm like that your biggest strength

is the fact that you care about people deeply and and that you have a huge heart and so whenever my biggest that's it but you're the but they're so like violent and weird like they're they're like the biggest strength is like going to war for me yeah that is not that is not my favorite thing about my friends oh i mean loyalty is important. Yeah. That is it. But if they don't say it like that. But what about when the woke meets the wall, Brandon?

You're right, dude. That's true. We never, we gotta, we forget. You're not ready to grab the bandoliers. You're not ready to take the bag when you see it. Yeah, yeah. This podcast, we forget though. This is where woke meets. Yeah, yeah. This podcast, we forget, though. This is where woke meets the wall.

Yeah. This is what we're watching. I'm grabbing the fucking bag and flipping and tumbling it. You're fumbling it, dude. That's what you fumble it when you don't realize what these two hawks have done for us. Yeah. If it weren't for Joe Rogan, Brendan Schaub, Brian Callen,

Chin, Beanie Man, and Shannaz, there wouldn't be any free speech. You wouldn't see funny shit like cupcakes in a thousandth episode with Andrew Schultz. Where would that be? Don't forget Tarek, dude. Legs. Legs. George.

Marg. Marg. Chairs. Chairs. Jelly Jerry, Timmy, Tommy. George. Marg. Marg. Chairs. Chairs. Jelly, Jerry, Timmy, Tommy. All the roles. Tummy. Tummy's a hot bitch.

All right, let's see this. Be the prince. Let your heart get broken and keep being who you are. Take care of people like you do. And that's... That heart started to get real dark. Real dark. But me like dude don't let it change like i'm telling you lose that dude and it didn't for a while i'm actually really proud that he stopped drinking and stopped he just stopped everything cold turkey he was going through some addiction shit and and and

and that's really this motherfucker just went oh okay'm done with that. I was just living a weird life, man. On the road, like not making decisions like a married man and a father of three should do. I was going down a road that I was like, who is it? I was like, who is this guy? What the fuck are you doing? Never do it. Hey, Aiden, I'm Brennan Shaw. I'm fucking wasted right now.

I'm making decisions. I'm married, man. Shouldn't make. Interesting. They don't see me on the road. That's why I'm around my kids. I was going down a road that it's not what I do. It's not why I signed up for this. And the other thing is guys who can manage that stuff, God bless you.

You're figuring out better than I am. I can't. I can't than I am. I can't. I can't do the road. I can't give you the good quality podcast. I can't do the car stuff I want to do and be a dad and be a coach and be a good husband. I can't do it. So something has to give. If that means making less money and not doing the road, sign me up.

Well, honestly, good for you if you're really making those changes. I hope that's true. I'll clap it up for you if you're really making those changes i hope that's true i'll clap it up for you you know if alcohol is causing you issues and you're having other issues or whatever yeah focus on being a dad that's a good thing to do um so good for him yeah yeah oh i thought there was gonna be i was gonna do something i didn't i didn't i was like is there anything else is there a joke i can end maybe daddy but yeah no that's good uh i don't know if i have the clip of it but they actually asked him about

um if he's done any spots in la because one of the questions was like i thought you're gonna do spots in la nah oh fuck i mean i i would say that i'll put a caveat on this two things one is um you can still do a fucking special with Spots in LA. Just do your fucking bits here, work on it, and then do another special. The other thing is kind of funny. It's like he's saying all this stuff he stopped doing. He's like, you know, I'm stopped drinking. I'm focused on being a dad and all that shit, making great truck content.

But then he's like, for the guys that can handle that shit, keep doing that shit. Keep cheating. Keep getting fucked up. Like, no, no, no one should be told they should do that. Yeah. I mean, if you do that, it's what it is,

it's what it is, but it's not like a good work, man. Yeah. Yeah. That's weird. People say he's a narcissist, right? Isn't that like narcissistic to be like, I have to cheat if I'm on the road.

Probably. I don't know. Or like, I can't just leave my wife. Yeah. I mean, he's honestly, what he's thinking about is his favorite shoe. Most of the time, probably we're putting thoughts in it. That, that level of thought is not something that crosses her and Brent has the capability of thinking about. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Anyway, so that episode was straight fire, dude. Let's end it off here. I haven't seen this clip yet, but it looks interesting. Successful Egg8345 posted this.

It's called Boppa is the Jay-Z of the comedy world, a true pioneer of bragging and comedy. Let's see. Jay-Z has a lyric. What's 50 grand to a motherfucker like me? Can you please remind me? And I went, such a badass lyric. But why

is it popular? They're based in braggadociousness and comedy's not supposed to. So when they're like, I fly private jets, I fuck bitches, look at my Maserati, look at my Lamborghini. I got two girls with me, look like Jacob Bumgain Twist. And with us, it's not supposed to be that. fuck bitches. Look at my Maserati. Look at my Lamborghini.

And with us, it's not supposed to be. I got two girls with me. They look like they could both be trans. Twins. Oh, I like your version better. That was that version right there. I thought they said twins.

It said trans. Really? Look at it. But it's the song probably says twins, but the caption. Oh, my. So did T-Fat K mess up that caption? No, this is the caption for whoever made this clip. Oh, Cats did it.

Yeah. I see. Okay. They're always fucking trying to get us to. Hilarious, though. That is pretty funny. And with us, it's not supposed to be there. So it's disconcerting. And it's not supposed to be there so it's it's disconcerting and it's

right through the city like brennish i'm on a mission to get it all it's a bit gross we're supposed to be self-deprecating you know yeah and then everyone's coming out like you know like doing these big things and like i do it bigger than average you know It's so crazy. He started doing standup. Yeah. That's a bad choice. Stand in ovation. They want me to do it again. in the back and they might put on my friend. I got derailed cause I just cannot pretend. Stand in ovation, they want me to do it again.

Oh my God, you know I had to do it bad. Like my women, like my checks, don't make sure that it's there. Keep it real and make them stand out like a comedian. Stand in ovation, they want me to do it again. You know, this is how I know I'm redacted.

I fucking, I unironically like that song. I like that shit. I don't listen to it while I'm driving around or anything, but if it was on my phone, I might put it on. Yeah. I even like the Darren Waller song a little bit. I don't like it. I know.

You're right. Yeah. Feel free to elaborate. I am wrong, but I like it. A song centered around Brendan Chobb, dude. That sounds right up my alley, dude. Really, dude? I like our fucking

redacted as, what is it called? Parody songs more than that shit. Hell yeah, dude. Are you kidding me? Those fucking masterpiece. We didn't count. We do count, dude. Thank you. Yeah. Alright. And he's on Trash Tuesdays and that's where it goes both ways.

That's it. Alright, see you next week. Later.