10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub Blames the SPECIAL SERVICE! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #112

Episode Date: October 29, 2024

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why you're here though you're here to watch 10 minutes of shop. So start the timer. Play the chain clip. Why are you putting shoppies in your butthole? All right. So this first one, it's a sad post. It's the most liked post of the week. Wow. But yeah, just RIP Tiger Thick, dude. Yikes. Is that from the Secretary of State website?

Probably. It's posted by OKGas1742. As you can see, the date of formation september 22nd 2021 that's my tiger thick i don't know about yours uh day of dissolution april for is it april fools yeah i don't i don't think this is real because that's not if this that's not what the website actually looks like this looks like something that you make it looks like an ad too you got the x thing down here. It could. Yeah, it could be real.

But yeah, April Fool's. I don't know. I mean, that's also we don't want Tiger Thick to be you. And Tiger Thick is delicious. If it doesn't have three C's, it's not real, right? Right. This doesn't have three C's. No.

Do you ever like wake up in the morning and you have the taste of Tiger Thick in your mouth? Every morning. Yeah. Every crisp Monday morning. Well, let's go down memory lane here. This is posted by Confidence Search 8648. Batch 1, how did that go?

Cheers. Welcome to the official Tiger Thick Whiskey Instagram. There's been a lot of chatter online. A lot of chatter. How good is this sweet, sweet, thick nectar? Dude, the nectar. I forgot.

Yeah, yeah. A lot of chatter. A lot of chatter. He does that voice. Yeah. A lot of chatter. He gets it, dude. Callan's behind the camera going.

You know it. How do we want to award sure? Does Joe Rogan, Bert Kreischer swear by it? Yeah, they do. You guys like that, okay? They know a thing or two about good whiskey. It's not for me to tell you. I'm showing this stuff out.

It's pretty damn good. I worked hard to create this sweet, sweet, thick neck just for you guys. Yeah, you made it. Here we go. Where can I get it? Oh, my God. Where can I get it? Well, calm down, right? Calm down. You can get it? Oh, my God. Where can I get it? Well, calm down, right?

Calm down. You can get it at thickboy.com. Dot com. Dot com. Wow. You can get it at thickboy.com. Yeah, it's like, is this ad in another language? You can get it at thickboy.com.

If you want, come see a comedy show. Any of my tour dates? Guess what? All the venues are going to be carrying Tiger Thick. Oh, good. And I'm going to buy you guys a round. Yep, that's right. Round on me.

Come to the shows. Round on your boy here. Tiger Thick. When I first saw this clip, I'm wait did he announce it ending but it's just him complaining again dude I don't think I've seen this clip have we seen this before? I think we have I've seen so many clips

they didn't have Tiger Thicke at a show oh right that sounds vaguely familiar god the mouse is giving us issues today the delays like with all the weather We didn't have Tiger Thicke at a show. Oh, right. Yeah, no, that sounds vaguely familiar. God, the mouse is giving us issues today. The delays, like with all the weather back east, and we ship out of either DC or Atlanta, it got stuck. So we didn't have Tiger Thicke in Vegas.

We'll have it in Tampa. That's an easy one. That's close. Dude, can you picture Vegas without Tiger Thicke? I can't. Yeah, I know. It's like you show up at the fucking Bellagio and they don't have Tiger Thick on tap. I heard a rumor that the

Mandalay Bay windows are made out of Tiger Thick glass. That sounds true. Because of all the Tiger Thick they drink. They go dag-a-dig-a-dig. This town was built on Tiger Thick. Dumbass motherfucker. Oh, Vegas. The bottles got delivered.

Three cases got delivered. Oh, bigs. Oh, bigs. The bottle's got the three cases got delivered. It drives me nuts. Today drove me nuts. Nuts. The sweatshirt. Yeah. It's just so weird. The choice of donut.

It really looks like an independent owned donut shops merch. Yeah. And it's not. It just doesn't make sense. I'll say this. Dude, a donut place called Thick Boy? Bro, he should get into donuts, dude. Yeah.

Like, maybe that's why he's dissolving the whiskey, dude. He's trying to get in the bacon game, daddy. Yeah. It'd be funny if he just kept it. Tiger Thick, and it's like a tiger that sells you donuts, kind of like Chester Cheetah. Dude, Joe Rogan and big guy, yeah it'd be funny if he just kept it tiger thick and it's like a tiger that sells you donuts kind of like chester cheetah did you roll in and big guys you swear by they know a thing or two about donuts bert's fat tom's fat they like donuts go to thick boy doing the deck game uh all right so

this one is very funny i want you to prepare yourself because you have a newfound hate for david lucas oh yeah lucas it's called when the master roaster gets roasted posted by M R E I E I S E N M A N N Eisenman. Maybe that gum rise. Yeah, dude, I don't think you're ready for this shit. This is from the presidential debate episode or whatever of kill Tony and he just makes fun of a disabled man right but that full class bag daddy oh okay ready aerodactyl arms you're supposed to put that nigga on the grill he ain't even supposed to live bro he he's not a productive member to society what can that motherfucker change in life nothing he can't even he can't even put lotion on his kneecap here's

five things i can do that david lucas can let's start off the day with some light jumping then we'll eat some fruit it's actually pretty yummy you should give it a shot then we'll move into exercising for a duration of time longer than one one hundredths of a second let's try writing jokes in a joke notebook don't know how dav how David Lucas does this without his arm fat knocking it off the desk every five seconds, but overcoming a disability. Finally, let's take some comfortable deep breaths and take in the fact that I will live longer than him by 25 years. And his date's at the end. Yeah. Well done, sir.

Yeah. Yes. Shout out to him. Came back into King and didn't miss. Yes, sir. He wears the. Shout out to him. Came back at the king and didn't miss. Yes, sir. He wears the crown now, daddy.

This one's posted by haphazard starting off the best ofs with two guys who want nothing to do with the podcast. So I don't know if you know, but they have, they're taking a break because Brian's going to London. We'll watch the clip later. Oh, sure.

So they're doing best ofs for the time being. Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah. 15 minutes, 614 views. T-Fat K fell off, daddy. What do you think about that? You know, if Brian's got a residency in London, you got to throw out, you know, the

hits, you know? Maybe get some Will Sasso in there. Oh, yeah. They do. Trust me. Oh, yeah. Okay. Cool. Yeah. It's weeks, daddy. Good. Well, I think they're doing, I mean, it just you know maybe get some well sasso in there oh yeah they do trust me yeah oh yeah okay cool yeah it's weeks daddy good well i think they're doing i mean it just shows again the great leadership that's their legs beanie man sanaz they got they got the ship the captain can leave or the second may can leave and the ship will still get to his destination yeah this shows you the power of six viral episodes of a podcast. You'll become a big podcast and then just fall off.

Yeah, every night. Every night. But this is like if Coco Briscoe made a podcast about us and then just made favorites parts of those episodes. Yeah. We don't talk to each other. No, no, no. Yeah, I mean, well, she hates us.

Yeah, she hates us. Anyways, this is posted by Brendan's wife. It's posted by Knights143 on Chang's. It's called violence. You're redacted. Discussed with this type of violence. Yeah, I mean, if you're going to do a post like this, you'd think you'd take the time to...

Oh, did she just share Tim Kennedy's post? Yeah. Oh, yes. So for him, you'd think you'd take the time to look and make sure... No, she wrote this part. Yeah, what are you talking... Do you do YouTube? I don't do Instagram.

I don't do it at all. No, she wrote this part because this is Tim Kennedy's post here. I've never even been on Instagram. What's funny to me is what is violence? Is that a real word? Because it looks like it auto-corrected to that with a capital V. Hey, be cool, Gerardo, man. Be cool.

Maybe that's the milkman. Let's see here. This one's posted by Chin Second Balcony. It's called Dems Da Rules. Just a little quick roast of Sanaz and Brendan, if you will. Okay. Now, if you're in New York, call 877-8-HOPE-NY. You can't wear black nail polish not expect to get fucked

there's a clip for everything he's the new trump i mean yeah dude i remember when you put black nail polish on oh yeah and i was again put a sharpie my butt um This one's posted by MRS. That same one. I think there's a name in there. I'm just not reading it. Mr. Eisenman. Oh, yeah.

That's tricky, though, because he is capitalized. I mean, I blame the team. Let's see here. This one's posted by Mr. Eisenman called BCEO with some top tier catnip to kick off the show. Let's see. Oh, yeah, man. It just feels so good to be weird. Luke, Monday, July 15th, 2024.

How about the best damn combat sports show and lifestyle gathering period? And we're going to give away a Ford Raptor to our podcast. Luke, this is morning our... Oh, sorry. Wrong podcast. Luke, wrong podcast. This is Morning Combat. Hey, Luke. I think I like Luke getting mad more than anything. Yeah, I go both ways there. I mean, it's a great call. It's a great like skits and bits from Campbell.

But then Luke being like, you're such a dumb bastard. That's such a funny thing to say. He likes it. He likes it. He likes it. He has to like it. Yeah. This one's posted by Deep Waters. It's called said through gritted teeth.

As you see, he says, love this. Good for Ariel. As long as I'm hosting these pressers, these bullshit influencer questions will not fly enough with this disrespectful nonsense. I pulled this up because the fist is like so, it's like operative. I don't know. Like, I think it's like a nook. Yeah.

Like nooks, but, you know. Maybe Scoob is trying to smooth the waters a little bit and say, hey, we're actually good friends. You know, he's one of our guys. I have, I talk to him all the time. Yeah. Yeah. And, you know, in a few weeks, he won't really know Ariel that well.

Yeah. Yeah, dude. He'll maybe have never met him. Yeah. Yeah. And, you know, in a few weeks, he won't really know Ariel that well. Yeah. Yeah, dude. He'll maybe have never met him. Yeah. Part of the process. Great guy. Never met him. This one's posted by Chin Second Balcony.

It's called It Was All Axe J's Idea, Your Honor. Axe J. So I think they're insinuating that it's going to be going to court because it's a scam. Oh, shit. Later in the episode, Scoob's got something to say about that, though. I hope it's not a scam. Yeah, I pray to God it ain's a scam oh shit later in the episode scoob's got something to say about that though i hope it's not a scam yeah i pray to god it ain't a scam that shirt is pretty fire did i see you got the drive fast all gas hat did you get any other merch uh no and i'll be honest brendan walsh from the world record podcast did not buy this oh i bought it myself so

now i'll live with it. Okay. I might buy this shirt, dude. Honestly. You don't like electric cars? Oh, I probably shouldn't buy it then because I drive one. I drive a hybrid. That would be so funny.

You wear that shirt and you get out of your hybrid. Actually, I don't know how cars work, B. I do it for the love of Scoob, dude. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I support. I think this is real. I think someone will get a truck. I wish this was me. I wish I was of Scoob, dude. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I support. I think this is real.

I think someone will get a truck. I wish this was me. I wish I was this Mexican man, dude. Mexican. Yeah, me too. But I'm too keto for him. The way that he said he's going to kind of explain is that Brendan already explained it to him, And he's like, okay.

Yeah. He's like doing some work for himself. Like this isn't going to make sense. So I don't want to look stupid. So I'm just going to try and, you know, make myself look okay. If I was shop, I'd be like, hey, shoot that over again. And don't say that. I'm going to kind of explain it.

I'm going to explain it. No shop knows he's going to kind of shop. Kinda does everything he does, right? That'd be funny if this one started. He's going to allegedly explain it right now. Bro, actually? Actually. In the background, how you can win this truck and his company right now. This stems from my love of just chasing the build of vehicles.

So with my own, whether it's my Ford Lightning, the TRX, the Demon 170, all my own cars. I love to mess with them. And eventually, I mess with them so much. So I mentioned my brother's idea. He's like, why don't you just build trucks? Smart, dude. He's Jay's idea.

To dope vehicles, why don't you build them and then give them away? Because you love to build. Because I do get sad when I'm done with the bill. So that's how Drive Fast All Gas started. So this is the first one man. First one. You know, it's wild dude. So it's just a lot like I said, it's one on one. It'd be tough to find this on the streets.

How much you got into this thing? Oh, off camera. For the accounting. For the government. for the government no bullshit man i i wouldn't change a thing about that and that means like i mean for me i think you got a great taste and i think whoever's gonna win this my guess is you'll never hear from him again what movie is this um the usual i've never seen them. Guys are so sick. I mean, this is why you... All right, guys, that's my time. I'm out.

This is why you axed Jay, because he's a genius. He has great ideas, dude. Hold on one second. There's going to get a call from the Axe Jay hotline. Hey, this is Jay. Hey, Jay, did you really come up with a truck idea for um

drive fast all guys uh no no that's brendan's idea but thanks for calling in i still do this i remember i took an improv class uh blockbuster and they were like they kept they kept telling you have to do this now because i've it's more realistic if you do this i'm not a duck i would have walked out of the class right there, dude. You should have. That's when I should have known it was a scam. When improv is trying to be realistic, it's like, oh, you guys are black buzzers, dude. Didn't count.

Didn't make sense. This is hilarious, dude. Yeah, this is always funnier than this. This is not funny. Yeah. Oh, one second. I'm getting a DM on my Instagram in the middle of the phone call because that's real life if you want it to be realistic.

Yeah, yeah. Real isn't always funny. Yeah. Sometimes you got to be a little goofy. I'm on middle of the phone call because that's real life if you want it to be realistic. Yeah, yeah. Real isn't always funny. Yeah. Sometimes you got to be a little goofy. I'm on speaker all the time, daddy. Yeah, dude. That would be such a funny thing

to do at an improv class. You take a phone call and you just like, you start doing the thing and they're like, don't you want to have the thing? No, I'm on speaker. Actually.

Dude, we should go to improv and just, when they try to make things realer yeah go further with it yes oh no i see what you're saying but i'm on speaker so i'm gonna talk like yeah he's fucking i'm on the phone yeah that looks that's the other thing they do this can't be a gun you got to do this that's bullshit i'm like fuck all that this is a gun dude fuck improv dude yeah they don't know what they're doing. 10 minutes of improv. No thank you, daddy. Yeah, people wouldn't even watch that.

Yeah, because it's gay shit. All right. This one's posted by Chin Second Balcony. Every time I say gay as shit, I'm like, stop saying that, dude. Well, you're just doing shop. It rubs off on you. It's posted by Chin Second Balcony. Brian and Bean Dip have high- high level government buddies i didn't watch

this clip right when i read that oh you know that was really good let's watch that's a good title right there let's see me too i did a little recon myself okay so re-gon this gentleman was talking uh clearance we have class one clearance roger roger what's our vector victor class one's the highest you can go yeah he goes this is what doesn't make sense to me he goes i'm not on either side he goes this what doesn't make sense to me he goes so what people don't realize is they know where trump's gonna be his campaign trail months and months even a year before he goes so the special service he needs a special service he's a fucking genius he's a fucking genius oh dude special service that's amazing that sounds

like the special service sounds you know sexual special service and secret. That also kind of sounds sexual. Secret service? Yeah, a little bit. What if he called them super service? The super service. Monica Gawinski, dude. The sexy service. The sexy service.

Monica Gawinski. Someone like me around him all the time. Secret service. And he'll go, yeah, you're right. Secret Service. Yeah, the Secret Service will scout that out at months. He's milking a cow, dude.

Yeah, what is this? He's talking to somebody, milking a cow. Maybe, all right, devil's assistant here. Maybe just really the whole sea clam. I mean, he just has giant hands. Yeah. So it looks weird because his thumb is the

size of one of my hands he's a big guy dude fitting in small cars you could put like brendan cooney's face on that thumb and it'll look yeah that's essentially a thing yeah put a beard on the thumb yeah i'm there my nigga go in ski dude that's the cum service daddy your prior after a lot of bad noise so here's i talked to a secret service guy and he's still in the secret service no he was and uh yes he is still in the secret service you probably shouldn't say that then that makes sense he's like which answer gets more views yeah he was in the secret service damn they got secrets at tfak dude i mean i believe it because i i know i have a friend who's a sniper c class that's three c's and he told me some of the scenes yeah why are you laughing dude this is serious business i don't know why i laugh when i get nervous sometimes you know i was

like am i should i talk about this on airwaves? Am I in a bullseye right now? Okay. That was unnecessary. Dude, you need to hire some super service, dude. I need a handler. Yeah. Special service, daddy.

This one's posted by OK Engineering 1648. It's called Bapa's Midas Touch Strikes Again. Just an innocent post about shoes. My man, the shoe surgeon, killed it with these custom SB banana dunks. Bandana dunks. Check out his online class on how to make sneakers

from scratch. Super service from shoe surgeon here, dude. But get ready for this. Nike suing the shoe surgeon for $60 million. Oh, snap. Got called. Bopper ruined it. Got you a lawsuit.

Better have those monster lawyers on your side, dog. He is like the Forrest Gump of scam artists. Gumped? Forrest Gump of scam artists. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's just always at the right place at the wrong time, dude. Those shoes look not, I mean, it's probably LA reference,

but you know on the way to Highland Park, Po dude. Those shoes, I mean, it's probably LA reference, but you know on the way to Highland Park, Pocha? Those shoes look like they're like the official shoes of the servers that work there. Pocha, great restaurant in Seattle, California. I live right next door to Pocha. I'm like, it's in Seattle, dude. This one's posted by Toxoplasmosis. It's called Never Missed an Op.

I don't know why op. Maybe opportunity, but I don't know why he's getting cut off and can't say the whole thing. Opportunity. What a scumbag. Brendan Schaub's Twitter post. This truck probably isn't for you if... You think the assassination attempt on Trump was fake.

You think electric cars are actually good for the environment last day to earn 30x entries on any merch to win this truck uh someone's gonna win why not you we got some pretty fire ass merch and that ass is uh sanitized yeah i mean he's right dude all those cobalt women on their backs and shit like that can't be good for the environment yeah no for sure All those cobalt women on their backs and shit, that can't be good for the environment. Yeah, no, for sure. Yeah, dude. Fucking cobalt.

You got to outlaw that shit, daddy. What was it about women getting pregnant and stuff? Remember? Well, they get pregnant because they get so horny near the cobalt mines. But then they also have to get the cobalt for the blowers. And then once you put it in the blowers, it makes those electric cars go all fast, but not that fast because they're not like lightning demons with the superchargers. All that cobalt makes you grow up pussy.

Yeah, dude. Cobalt does, yeah, makes men into women. Yeah. And strong men during hard times with the cobalt, that's when you know that weak times lead to hard men. With cobalt. Boner alert! Boner alert!

I miss boner alert. They need to do more boner alerts. Yeah, dude. Yeah, they miss they're fucking up. This one's posted by no economic 64. It's called complicated

apps. Dude, what's the matter with me right now? You're good. You're good. Special service fucked me up. Look at those nibbles.

Yeah, I got some nips on him. Those nips are a problem. You're good. Special service fucked me up. Look at those nibbles. Yeah, he's got some nibs on him. Those nibs are a problem. Oh, my goodness, dude. What the fuck? That's ridiculous. Is that a Brian Callen animal? Yeah, I think so. I wonder what that animal is called.

I have those underwear, dude. My shit don't look like that in there, dude. Okay. Burt Kreischer. Little belly fat if you're a famous person you can just never ever take off your shirt you just never can let someone have a picture of you without a shirt on yeah you gotta hide that shit deity i mean ai is gonna take my shirt off any day now daddy right that's true they can do it with ai yeah uh we got a couple of clips here. I found this one like boring when I first watched it this week, but the second clip I think is worth it.

Okay. So I put it both together here. Haphazard, our boy. Boom. Posting this. The old JRE fight companion crew is being replaced. If I told you I was going to Joe's, would you believe me? Let's talk about some fisticuffs, though.

Enough of this gossip. Gossip. Monica going. let's talk about some fisticuffs though enough of this gossip the goth hop um monica going i'll tell you what's gonna be crazy when trump walks out the next ufc pay-per-view i don't know yeah he might walk out on a fight night i don't think he's gonna fly to england walk out for that big uh ufc uh going down to manchester uh that's next sat. I will be doing a JRE fight companion with Gordon Ryan and Tony Hinchcliffe and Mr. Joe Rogan myself for that fantastic call. Joe Rogan myself.

Ian Edwards, Bilal Muhammad, I can't wait for. Tommy Aspinall, Curtis Blades, King Green, also known as Bobby Green, a.k.a. Bobby Green, but we call him King Green, Patty Pimler. It's so easy for me sometimes just to tune him out while he's talking. He's kind of like therapeutic in a weird way where it's like while he's talking, I'm like thinking about my life and stuff, you know? Oh, yeah.

Right? Yeah, it gives you time to consider other things. Yeah. I mean, you're right. The beginning was pretty funny with the fisticuffs, and then it's just him kind of talking. He doesn't mess up. He's's kind of blabbering on but all that just to show this clip another haphazard clip it's called i love that you're going to be there for that so this one explains the whole break

they're going to take with the fan favorite uh clips oh okay watch this shit dude damage with uh oh you're gonna miss the companion, dude. It's me. Brian's over it, dude. Oh, shit. Damn. Oh. Choking himself.

Cliff and Gordon Ryan. Jeez. Jeez. I love Gordon Ryan jeez I love Gordon Ryan Gordon Ramsey's gonna be there fucking love chefs the chefs fighting previously on JRE and then it's like him fighting back with Joe yeah oh right

I forgot about that that's why it's so funny to me right he's cause he doesn't want to get gadooshed again well maybe I mean maybe behind the scenes Joe's like maybe don't do a couple of these, dude. You're a little sensitive, Nancy, dude. You talk over people. Yeah. You're a Scottish man with a shovel right now, dude.

Let's see. Pretty awesome. I know. Wow. UFC Manchester. How cool is that? I see my fun one. Wow.

That's awesome. I love that you're going to be there for that. Yeah. I love that you're going to be there for that. Yeah. I love that you're going to be there for that. It's almost like I'm there. Oh, you're missing the part I wanted you to watch, dude. What were you saying? I just said, almost like I'm there, too, because you're there.

I love that you're doing that. What did he say? I love you're going to be there for that. Yeah, dude. Yeah, no, you don't. I'm going to start telling people in my life that I love that it's going on for you, dude.

That's so funny. Every time something happens for a friend or a loved one, you're like, I'm so happy that you got to do that. I love that for you, dude. You do this. You grab your neck. I'm happy for you. With your dry past all gas.

Oh, we're going to Jerry. TRX. So I'm going to fly to Dallas. It's not early because my truck is. So he's going there early because he's got a truck in Dallas. Okay, so don't talk for the next 20 seconds. Just soak it in. Try not to laugh. next 20 seconds. Just soak it in. Try not to laugh.

What is it? Challenge. Just hear him out, dude. This part made me laugh hard. I'm going to fly to Dallas, drive to Fort Worth, pick up my truck from Bailey's Hyper Performance from Chris, and then drive that to Austin

with Jay and Tiger. Really? And then fly from Austin to LA. Alright. Lined up. I mean, honestly, sounds like the perfect plan to name. Always have a truck that you're going to pick up. Then you can drive it to wherever you need to go.

Then you can fly to Austin. What else do you need? What are we doing here sign me up baby it sounds like the truck is just an inconvenience and then he's not even gonna have it coming back to california i you listen to that clip analytically and with common sense and logic all i heard was like the keywords because my brain is i. I heard truck, Austin, plane. I was like, that's all I need. Okay.

Listen, I've been known to make a big deal about nothing on the show before. Right. And I'm going to go out early because my truck has done my TRX. So I'm going to fly to Dallas, drive to Fort. Fly to Dallas, drive to Fort Worth. First of all, he hasn't got the truck yet. So he's driving to Fort Worth. Yabba-dabba-doo!

He's just running. I guess I understand. When you fly to Dallas, Fort Worth is right there. True. Okay, I'm an idiot. No, no, but what else? Pick up my truck from Bailey's Hyper Performance. Bailey's, shout out. So Bailey's must be in Fort Worth. Yeah. Okay. And Dallas

is different, so maybe I'm wrong. I always consider that. I live in North Korea with a B. Yeah. And then drive that to Austin with Jay and Tiger. Really? And then fly from Austin to LA. All right.

Lined up. So he's going to fly. He's going to drive his new truck to Austin. Right. And then fly to LA. Yeah. But why is his truck just going new truck to Austin? Right. And then fly to LA? Yeah. But why is his truck just going to be in Austin? Yeah, because is the giveaway in Austin?

Is the truck he's driving the one he's giving away? He's giving away a used truck. I mean, I guess you only drive it once and not technically. Well, I have no idea. I don't know how these things work, honestly. I don't know if it's like a novelty truck. He's just got a Texas truck out there just every time he goes to Texas. I mean, it would be so funny if he gave away a truck that he's driven a bunch

and it's like not working well. Just like drove it, not flipped it, but just wear and tear on it. Just like knifing the seats out with a knife. Dude, I can't talk this episode no i'm yeah no you're good i think it's lame what's it called a super service or whatever he said dude special service fucked me up dude that was a crazy thing to say that's one of the thing we're sleeping a little bit on how funny that one is he's definitely gonna fuck in the truck and give it away dude this. This is what I'm trying to say, right?

Probably. Yeah. This one's posted by Catfish. Which one of you is Foxhound5? Let's see if you can catch it. Oh, yeah, I've seen this one. You've seen it? It looks like the RNC livestream. Yeah. Shot peas in the sink.

Truck walk 2028. I thought of, yeah, that cracked me up. I thought about like, what if I was the one who did that? Yeah. And I was like, damn, I'm losing my mind. Yeah. But it's funny. Shout out to Lemon Party too.

Did you see their sketch? I did. Dude. It was great. Yeah, they rose. But I'll say, I do like Too Lazy to Try. Oh, yeah. They're lumping him in with some other pods, but I like that one.

I think they all like them, but it's just funny to make that. Yeah, to make the joke about it, yeah. Yeah. Let's see here. This one's posted by Thickboy with three Cs. Haven't seen that fool in a while. Desperate, you know, those two words. Trying to insert himself as a mediator in Goggins vs. Strickland redacted beef.

This whole clip is redacted, dude. Okay. But just have your phone with it. Strap the fuck in. I don't think you're ready for it. Probably not. Let me explain to you why I make fun of David Goggins. He is a fraudulent man.

He's an easy target. He's a fraud. Bro, you are so great at running down the street. You're not hard. Do you know why I know you're fraudulent? As I make fun of you and you post your little tick tock video i'm a hard man i'll show up all handless like a man no you won't this is this is your conscience i know talking to yourself i know i'm like i

kind of you know i make fun of strong stricken a little bit but this is like straight up out of my head. Yeah. So yeah, I guess both ways. I train at Extreme Couture. I'm easy to find. You live in Las Vegas. I live in Las Vegas. Show up. Okay, stop, stop, stop. Okay, Sean, first of all, you're not allowed to challenge a 50 year old endurance athlete to a fight. You're one of the best fighters on the planet. Obviously you would win. And David's got to stop telling people that he can work out better than they can i get it you can run a hundred miles i want to see who you guys are when you're not in your comfort zone that's when i'll know who the okay so now that you have that yeah i told you like i did not like this clip when i first watched yeah but i like making you guess things yeah so what he just said right now he said he wants to see them outside of their comfort zone. What do you think he's inferring?

I want to see you guys on my podcast. That would just be like, because Brian Callen is just a fucking worm, like, you know, slimy worm. He wants some sort of views from this. But I know it's not that, because that would be too obvious. That would be great.

I liked your enthusiasm. Fucking, I don't know, working at a pizza, eating pizza together. Fucking, I don't know. Damn, pizza sounds real good right now, dude. It does. Fuck. I forgot what we were doing. No, well, here it goes.

Toughest guy is. How about you guys have a dance off? And I'm being dead serious. I would love to see if Sean Strickland can do better pirouettes than David Goggins after a week of tutelage. How about this? Let's see who can sing better. I would love to watch you guys work with a vocal coach for one week. Sing a love ballad at each other without breaking, okay? Sean, can you imagine if David Goggins had the guts to look you in the eye and sing, And I, I will always love you. Step out of your comfort zone, dude. I want to see who you are in deep water when you can't swim.

That is when we'll see who the toughest man is. Wait. Right. That was rough. Yeah. You know. Now I know what they mean by special time. It's not now. You know what I mean?

That hurt. Yeah, dude. I'm, uh, you know. We watch these clips every week. I don't think that it's ever going to get worse. But today, I learned something. And you know what?

It's on me. I was going to say boner alert. Brian Callen is such a fucking idiot like I don't even want to comment I don't want to say anything else that's why when I watch this I'm like I mean there's so much we could do with it but I don't want to he just sucks dude everything about him sucks

Brendan Chobb is so awesome compared to Brian Callen and And that's saying a lot. I feel bad for Brian. That's the other thing too. Don't do this. Just live in your house. I wish he didn't suck so much. I do feel bad.

He's like, what about a dance off? What about a sing off? And he did the chicken thing with the world's strongest man. So he's just like trying stupid ideas. It's like you're already famous. This is what people do when they're not famous. They're like, what do we need to do for

likes? And Brian's still doing that. He can't help himself. He's like, I saw somebody do a thing where they got slapped by someone dressed as a cow. Maybe we should do that. Maybe David should someone dressed as a cow maybe we should do that maybe david should dress up like a cow and sean should hit him then it just sucks dude yeah it's so bad it's the worst you know who would like die laughing watching this who bobby lee dude

oh yeah that's bobby lee maybe he's getting some satisfaction out of the even further decline of Callum. Just terrible. Okay, let's go back to some lighthearted stuff, dude. This one's posted by Creamy Shart. That's a fucking crazy name, dude. Creamy Shart. Good name. Never heard it.

Never read it. It's called All I See. And, you know, so there's that. then there's that, which is not far off. Like, this is a good screen grab. Yeah. I wonder, I feel like that may be from that movie Gummo. Gummo? Yeah.

The Tekashi 6ix9ine song? No, before that, Harmony Corrine. Oh, okay. Oh, Harmony Corrine? Yeah. Is that how you say it? Yeah. Never met him.

Monica Gawinski. This one's called The incident posted by chin second balcony uh great editing let's see this again i just had a i had a pinch of this guy's this guy's the walking embodiment of skeptical hippo eyes dude well said yeah just the way he looks, off jump. Who is that? Is that Legs? I have no clue who that is. Can you guys tell us who this is? Yeah, comment in the comments. Who is this?

All the comments help, by the way. Like last week, they told us about Ariel Hawane. There was like 80 comments about Ariel Hawane. Oh, yeah. I already knew that, but I completely forgot, I guess, on the show. Yeah, and I never read them. Oh, okay. I saw them, but then I didn't see them. Posting show. Yeah, and I never read them. Oh, okay. I saw them, but then I didn't see them.

Posting goes. Yeah, that's what we do. Oh, no. Sorry. All right. Again, I just had a pinch of herbal breakfast, if you know what I mean. So I'm a little like I'm trying to calibrate my own. Like, no, I'm pretty sure, objectively speaking, this is a very unusual circumstance.

I'm looking at him. I'm like, pal, what the fuck are you talking about? Wow, that could be for like any clip of this, of that show and this show probably. That guy's a hawk. I don't know who that is, dude, but yeah,

give it up to him, dude. Very funny. Yeah. This one's called Brenda sipping from his straw posted by odd club of 4097 uh warning this did make me cackle oh yeah it's a good technique from that shark fish yeah definitely uh goes to starbucks every morning and yells at them making their frappuccinos. You know? Yeah.

Where's my deuce macchiato? Yeah. Deuce macchiato. The Starbucks in bikini bottom. Not worth it, but whatever. This one's called amphetamine Bapa, which you know how we feel about that here.

Yeah. A long time ago. Don't, don't count the times Bapa touches Francis posted by XO truck. I found this very funny. Great editing by the uh chefs let's see you know like i know exactly what i'm doing because i don't think you're ready yeah that's true yeah because is it fair to say like come on but then after he did that's right he he landed

a decent shot like this like rosistroke like the rosistro it's just because when you're ranked number one, it's just it's different. How do you feel? I'm sure you don't pay attention to this, but they have John or they have John as the for the first time his career as an underdog. They have you as the favorite, which it might create a little surprise. I figured it'd be like maybe even money. The interruption. But it's like I think they have you as like a.

That's that listen. We have to do that. After John. We definitely have to do that. After interruption. But it's like, I think they have you as like a. Listen, we have to do that. After John Francis. After John. Dude, you're not John out. The ending is so funny. Yeah.

Dude, you're not John out. It's like. No, did you hear what he just said? What? Listen. Dude, you're not John out. We're going Sizzler. I wonder if Nganou knows what Sizzler is.

Where it's ever been for the Sizzler. It's like a child's restaurant. Shav is so dumb, he's still doing, the we're going to Sizzler thing is what a kid gets excited about. Yeah. Right? We're going Sizzler, daddy. He wants like chicken nuggets and Froot Lo oh this is great um anyways that was a funny clip good uh work exo truck this one's posted

by haphazard it's called callan is enthralled by the intern story while papa can't stop interrupting another clip i didn't watch it i just read that title and i'm like let's watch this live daddy right where is it all right wait can you say that title and I'm like, let's watch this live, daddy. Right. What were you going to say? Wait, can you say that title one more time? I sound out for sorry. Callan is enthralled by the intern's story while Bapa can't stop interrupting. Okay, yeah. Good choice. Thank you. You're like ready to

go, dude. All right, what do you got, Jen? Oh, Sanaz, how was the B-Day? You went to Club 39? I went to Club 33. Yeah went to a club 33. Yeah. Great start. You love it when it starts like that, you know, so fucking funny.

I, that reminds me, I, a quick thing. It was, I was on, I got selected for jury duty and this guy tried to represent himself and there's like 12 jurors. Right. duty and this guy tried to represent himself and there's like 12 jurors right but he kept he kept being like uh he got a chance to talk to the jurors and he kept being like juror number 39 and obviously there's no 39 i mean there's maybe 17 and he kept doing that i was like oh this guy's getting convicted club 33 at disney so it's an elite club, Ryan. I've heard.

I was invited to a dinner there. Okay, don't one-up her. What happened? I didn't go, though. We started at 1901, which is the secret club at California Adventure. And that's more of a lounge, very small. Then when we went over to 33, we didn't have dinner reservations,

but we just went into the lounge, and it was amazing. It's nice? Oh, it was so magical. Is it like the Four Seasons at Disney? Nice? When I tell you, you go into the bathroom, there's mouthwash, there's face wash, there's napkins. I took about 300 napkins, shoved them in my purse.

They're at my house now. But you didn't eat? Did you see the food? No, we didn't eat. How was the food at the Club 33? I thought it was great. What did you have? I'll tell you if the food? We did eat. No, we did eat. How was the food at the Club 33? I thought it was great. What did you have? I'll tell you if it's good.

I had a melon. Why are they both rubbing their face like this, dude? Maybe they're trying to gadouche me. Maybe they found out about the show and they're making fun of me. Damn. Look at the smile on Cal's face. What? Look at the smile on Cal's face.

He was loving it. Okay, that's not very Disney-like. Keep going. Right. I had a red wine braised short rib. Jesus Christ. Very good. You're paying for it, though, huh?

You know what? The people that took us and my friend that got us in, it was my birthday present from him. So I didn't have to. That's a nice little gift. Yeah. He's a member of the 33 Club? The two people we met were, yeah. I'm sure it's pretty diverse in there, right?

You know what was really weird? How diverse it was because there's this set of rules of what you can and can't wear. Men can't wear sneakers. Girls can't wear open-toed flip-flops. I get to come to Disney

in a suit? You have to wear a collared shirt as a man and like closed-toed nice shoes. Respect for Disney. Brian's not getting in. No, Brian, no.

No, I want to, though. Especially in this purple Adidas. But guys, this was the weirdest part. I'm looking in the corner, and I see these guys in these, like, ripped vests, denim vests. And you saw a sign that said, whites only?

No, I can't make this up. There was a Hells Angels patch on one of them. Damn. And I'm like, we just talked about this. He's here sipping a tea it was a tea at 1901 you know i've seen that whole it's a whole blog i have called hell's angels they're just like us oh so nice how's the b-day you went to club 39 and-I-V-E club. C-L-O-W.

What? C-L-O-W? What the fuck? That's even crazier than the mess up. Is that editing? I don't know. It's spelled out five. F-I-V-E club. C-L-O-club.com It's spelled out 5 F-I-V-E Club

C-L-O-W 5-4-club.com What did I ask you? What the fuck? Oh man, that took me on a ride Because now I'm super worried about his brain again I completely forgot the Disneyland story That shit was blockbuster compared to that club

C-L-O-W Claw? What is C-L-O-W? 5-4-claw.com, dude Oh, Claw? the Disneyland story. That shit was block bussy compared to that club. Oh yeah. The CLW claw. Clo. What is CLOW? Buy for clo.com dude. Oh, clo. I don't know,

dude. If I think about it too hard, I'm going to get a headache. All right. So this one's another one posted by toxoplasmosis. It's, uh, not an ad lib,

but you know, something goes in those links, right? You know, N words. know, something goes in those links. You know, N-words. Yo, this N-word's so fat, he cries Crisco. Shit N-word, you could deep fry a turkey with this N-word. Tears. Shit N-word.

Boom. Rolsted. I love boom Rolsted. Like, ending that in sugar do someone. It's a good punchline. Sweaty. Very sweaty. Yeah, I mean, Lug lugas up to no good we reviewed his special on uh the patreon yeah you know always and if you want to see it make sure you just put your

arm out like this you can see what happens see if there's titties on your arm uh everyone saw this clip i thought this was going to go a lot heavier on chains or however you say that more viral on chains right uh posted by otoromic i still can't believe trunk got shot i'm like why is he saying trunk is dead she's like i don't know he's crazy trunk dang i'm like why is he saying trunk is dead she's like i don't know. He's crazy. Why don't they ever go, do you just say trunk? Yeah. So he knows.

It is weird, huh? Yeah. Or they're just like, it's a funny part of the show. People like that part. People talking about the Secret Service not doing their job with Trump. The Special Service ain't doing their job with Bapa, dude. That's good. That's good. He really does need a special service like people that would

fix the issues yeah you know watch what he does tell him when he does something wrong maybe it's so jarring that you think he's trying to be sarcastic or like say it wrong on purpose so you're just kind of like and then he keeps talking you're like oh he meant that and then you just forget to you know chastise him for it. Or they just feel bad. That's true. They feel bad. Anyways, I'm bringing the podcast

down my negative energy. Monica Gowinski. This is posted by Confidence Search 8648. It's friends in dark places. It looks like a reheat from the church of what's happening now. I think that's the church of what's happening now. Oh.

Let's see. I'm sure I can tell this to, I have a good buddy who's in the dark side of business and he got pitched and he was. Yeah. It's Mark, but that's your strange way of describing the dark side of business. Yeah.

Isn't dark side bad yeah I think he's saying a drug dealer oh this is the first time I've ever got something that you didn't get so yeah don't beat yourself up too much B I'm sober let's see tell me I go

we're talking about it and he goes I'm in for let's say a million he goes I'm in for I got pinched in for a million. I go, oh, not that big of a deal. He goes, no, no, no. So the government takes that, right? I have to pay them a million. But that stuff that I was responsible for, that means I get to make two million.

Because I got to get that money back to these guys who I was pushing the ship for. So it's going to cost me two million. So I had to come up with something to get $2 million. I was like, damn, you live a crazy life, my man. So that's why I do that. You're stressed. Yeah. Now you're responsible.

You know why. It is funny. Whoever clipped this up, who is it? ConfidentSearch8648. That is, you know how they always said we have dark friends, friends in dark places? Yeah. It would be funny if they were just referring to Mark the whole time.

Yeah. He's every, yeah. He's like every example. Yeah. Maybe. And then because they don't say that shit no more, do they? Yeah. I wonder.

Yeah. What's their connect now? Who, who does the thing? Who operates in the gray zone? Yeah. You know, now I guess they're not, maybe that's why everything is failing now. You the gray zone. Yeah. Now I guess they're not. Maybe that's why everything is failing now. You need that guy.

Yeah. Who finds the, what's the gray area? The dark web. The gray zone. I don't know. The gray area. That's what I meant.

All righty. So I think this is the London announcement that he's going to be gone for a couple of weeks posted by haphazard PSA, the kitchen will be quieter for a couple weeks. I doubt that, by the way. Yeah. Yeah, it never stops. London. All right.

That's it, kids. Love you guys. We're out. Do we want to give them a heads up what we're doing? Sure. Also, since Brian's gone on vacation, we're going to be doing the best of From all the years

So it'll be like the best of Theo With Chris D'Elia Or the best of Bobby Lee With Sasso So it's going to be a mix Of our all through the years Our best guess to Brian Gets Back From Vacation So I hope you guys enjoy those

And gives you a little trip down memory lane all right guys love you look guys well their show is on break but drive fast all gas isn't no yeah for sure that's 24 7 it's funny how we're right when they're giving the truck away they're leaving the country so they can't get prosecuted yeah um this one i didn't watch i just read the title again and just picked it. Some good titles this week. It's posted by Confidence Search 8648 called Tough Day at Thick Industries. Let's see here. It's not complicated, Chin. It's not complicated.

It's not complicated because that's what it is. What's complicated? 90%. Over 90%. You think I brought this up because it was fucking close? No, because there's a ton of people that get married. Clearly, they're the problem. You think I brought it up for the fuck's sake?

I love this voice, dude. Do you want to do it? Sure. Dude, he's pissed at you. Yeah, man. He's going to win an argument about our marriage. Sounds like fucking close. No, because there's a ton of people that get married.

Clearly, it's they're the problem. They get married, divorced, married, divorced, married, divorced. Fuck you, man. What are we doing? Don't even start it, Jen. You think Michael Jordan was a good dad? Are you out of your fucking mind? What else you got? What else you got?

What else you got, Chin? Them the rules. Them's the rules. Okay. Yeah. Exactly, dude. Couldn't have said it better myself. Yeah, I mean, no notes. That Michael Jordan thing was the beginning of another clip

that made me laugh pretty hard oh i can't wait yeah uh i didn't finish that whole clip uh i don't even read the comments this one's posted by a worldly cake 3871 called papa calls for homeless cats to get more creative i'm gonna be honest here papa doesn't really fuck up the word creative i want to see what you think. Okay. But how is it a scam? I don't know. That's a new thing. Like you and I might give away a truck. We're like, oh, this thing's a scam.

You got to come up with something more creative than that. You're going to hate. That doesn't work. That makes sense. No, I think you're right. It doesn't mess up the word creative. But I mean, we've already gone over why it's possibly a scam on the show. What does 30X mean?

And how does it that everyone is entered, but you get... And then we looked at that one ad that made no sense. And they also had the wrong company or whatever. Yeah, and there's no purchase necessary. Yeah, what is all that? It's a bit... That is creative because it makes no sense. Another thing is like, he's got the defense of like Drake

against the allegations that are lobbied against him. He's like, I'm too famous to go to jail for this. He's like, it doesn't make sense. Yeah, he's like not saying that it's not fake. He's just saying, wow, I mean, everybody says everything's a scam, right? It's not that creative. What do you mean creative? Is it a scam or not, dude?

This one just made me laugh. Posted by jdibrahi21. Add Steele's content to the list. Straight copied from a viral video. No shame. But a lot of people do this though too sure uh but it's pretty funny just to see him roll on the floor are you ready yeah it's so hot guys

it's so hot. It's so hot. He actually burned himself. Guys. He's willing to risk it all for the fans. That's what's important. See the difference between Brian Cowan's social media content and Bapa's, dude? Bapa's makes you laugh, daddy. Yeah, it's corny and fun. Yeah.

Brian's is cringe and weird. Don't call my fucking champion corny, dude. All right, so these weren't working earlier. I'm glad to see that corny, dude. Alright, so these weren't working earlier. I'm glad to see that they are working now. Thank God. This one's called when Brian to fans Callahan went to two UFCs ready

fuck man. You're you ain't shit in comedy. If you ain't at the UFC, I can't attend UFC and I love the UFC, but you don't want to go anywhere. I would go. It hurts my feelings. Good seats?

Well, I don't know. We were right behind Joe Rogan and Michael Bisping. The best seats are not there. But you want to be kind of in the first, like, not first row, but we're just above. So your eyesight. Yeah, no problem. Several months later. So you didn't have Rogan's tickets?

No. So he got me on the floor right behind the fighters. Those aren't good seats, Bubba. They were. I don't know. I don't know. Duh.

UFC, dude. That's fucking comedy, bro. You got any thoughts? Not really. I mean, it's funny that they,

they keep saying that they're bad seats all right i got a question for you yeah out of these three right let's see you go to the camera here sure got this here right see that yeah nice uh this here right there yeah and then we got him where's right here yes right. Right? Dude. He's a fashionable guy, dude. This is the best look, though. I like this old French guy look. You know what I mean? That's great. He can go back to that and I'll be happy about it.

Yeah, this is not a bad look. I mean, the second one does look like he's working security at the UFC. Oh, dude. Great observation. He's going to pat you down and make sure you don't have a gun or whatever. Like it's a rainy event and he's working security. Exactly.

Speaking of rain, shout out Rain Energy. Every day. I don't know. There's something about the way he's dressing now that it's just like too skater boy-ish. Yeah, this is a little bit like I'm old trying to be young kind of bit. I like this. That's fine. This is a cool look. This is like casual truck fan attire.

I think this is old man that gets it look. And the third one is old man that's trying to be like cool or whatever. Like he's trying to dress like, you know I say he's trying to be like Taylor Lewin or whatever. This looks like very like, oh I saw the way Taylor Lewin was dressing. And now I want to be bussing with the boys too.

This is like I want to be in the Illuminati so bad. They never asked me. This is secret. What does he say? Not super service. Special service. This is special service at the Illuminati costume. It looks like it says days in sports on his jacket.

Working security for Oscar De La Hoya. I like this the best though. Yeah i agree i agree if you wore this every day i would listen to the podcast share it with my friends and shit yeah fashion is very important to you dude when it comes to podcasting are you kidding me i know that's your main thing yeah you're always you've always been a fashion guy oh Oh, yeah. Do you do that's your takeaway? All right. So we we're dying for another Brian count special, right? That too, of course, goes without saying we've already reviewed

all of his specials on the Patreon. I think this is from one of them. I could be wrong, but why not just take a trip down memory lane? You know what I mean? Dude, we're here posted by dink PT. It's called one of the greats, one of the 250 who can do it let's watch ever designed the giraffe is not the same person that designed a rhino that that's the kind of animal a bro like me who has no sense of fashion but hates to be vulnerable that's the kind you get bros like me clay and the power to create you think we'd make an animal with a nine foot neck a nine

foot jugular vein what you know you know how easy that is to choke there this it's such a liability fuck no neck how about that no neck just head body and how thick can we go no what are your thoughts so far you know i mean should i even speak on it dude like i have no place here you know yeah i mean yeah because he's one of the greats and you're like you're waiting it's like really good start right and then you know it's gonna get better i i think it's funny how he can't write comedy because all of his jokes involve this part that you can't really write down you know? That's fun. Thinking of seeing him writing out a joke

is like him doing like this. And like, how does he, he must have like voice to text or something. That's the only way he can do it. I'm going to start writing like that, dude. Yeah, you should. Like, you know, like I hate my name. Gerardo is a stupid name.

I put a Sharpie in my butt. I think you should try it. I'll cut that part out. Let's see here. Just give it skin seven inches thick. And bro, we'll paint it gun metal gray. And give it gun slits for eyes. And a big eyes and get both.

And fucking dude, I want a horn on the end of it. Fucking two horns. Two horns. In case one breaks, you got backup. No escape. I'm talking about a And, dude, I want a horn on the end of his, fucking two horns. Two horns. In case one breaks, you got backup, no escape. I'm talking about a horn, dude. I want a sky cock.

I'm talking, I want the kind of horn you can blow into and launch a thousand ships. Oh! And does it need a big brain? Don't give it a big brain. Give it a big brain,

it overthink shit. It hesitates. Give it a small brain. 6 a big brain it overthink shit it hesitates give it a small brain six thousand pounds of bone and muscle and a bit of brain the size of my fist with two gears that's all it needs just two gears zero and fuck you this is the kind of thing where if i saw people laughing and it would make me angry yeah i would be like and then i'd be like why am i why do i care why do i come to these shows how many people go to a brian callan stand-up show and it's their last stand-up show they ever go to so many probably because like yeah they're they're dragged or they go there by accident and then they're just like comedy sucks they laugh they're dragged or they go there by accident. Then they're just like comedy sucks. They laugh like why am I here?

And then they never go back. Yeah, probably damn. If that's one of you guys, dude, to your guns, daddy, comedy is gay. Anyways, this one's called Bop is mad. This episode posted by minimum sky to three zero five. Let's see here. Honestly, i don't really want to watch this whole clip we can if you want to because it's just boring that's i think that's what he's trying to get across here is that the episode was boring but it starts off hot dude okay you're

ready for this yeah yeah good morning united states vietnam like robin williams wrong States. He doesn't say Vietnam like Robin Williams. Wrong. That's so good. They mean nothing like Robin Williams. Wrong. He pointed out something that's important. We are not in Vietnam. We're in the United States. I think he said that because of the Trump thing. Now more than ever. Let's just watch that again and go to the next clip.

Good morning United States. He doesn't say, like Robin Williams. Wrong. It's like he's going to throw up the whole time. Good morning, United States. I wonder, man, is he like drinking a lot and he's hungover or something? I hope not.

Yeah. But, I mean, again, he is very busy. So I don't doubt that he's tired. I mean, I have way less shit going on than him, and I'm tired as fuck. I'll say that maybe he cut back on the alcohol. Hopefully. Because, you know, he's making fun of Chin. Oh, that's right.

He's probably got a resentment that he can't drink like Chin drinks. Yes. You know what I mean? Yes. He's got the best brains. That's probably exactly what's going on. I don't see he lost weight. It's almost impossible to lose weight if you're drinking.

Yeah. Let's watch the rest of this. Let me know if you want me to stop. Okay. Tavares never mad at him fighting the turtle. Frank Kelleher, our boys fighting Miranda Maverick. Yeah, not terrible. Not terrible.

His older brother fighting, or is it his younger brother? I think it's his younger, but he's just way bigger. Giant. Savage. Are you guys going to watch? Of course. What? Are you going to watch Case?

Yeah. The whole show, I was just like, five guys doing this. Yeah. Yeah. Who's it? Oh, click on that. Ryan's fighting Maverick. Oh, yeah.

I wonder where I got it. The first link there. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, yeah. Go down on the link down there. Yeah, yeah. And he's on too busty to hide. Yeah, they're on Reddit. Hold on.

How's my phone work? Is that an app? Marker. Like a condom fish. Does it give the rest of the card? Oh, the pizza's here. Pizza's here. Remember when that guy just walked in the seat like,

Hey, what's up, dude? But then it ended up being the guest friend. So unprofessional. Keep going down. I'm sure it's there. There we go. Amanda Serrano. Okay. Leaving sunscreen.

What else you got, Jen? It's already like 51%, right? For regular, just average people. So those are skewed. So you gotta be careful with that. It is weird when you zoom in on it. I think he's just got giant hands. Good morning! I really think that's the bet.

It's not even really... It looks weird because he he's just got giant hands. Good morning! I really think that's the bet. It's not even really it looks weird because he's got these fucking gigantic hands. Sausage fingers, dude. Yeah, so you see what I mean, though? It was just like the episode was boring. That's what he was trying to say. Great editing, though. Shout out to Minimum Sky,

dude. This one's posted by Chin Second Balcony. It's called No One is safe from the long shadow of boppa's shade let's see here uh this might be the michael jordan one okay don't be on dude i'll cut that part out you think michael jordan was a good dad for one fucking second you think michael jordan was an awesome dad you think he was around all the time with that kid imagine that's your dad with that fucking killer mentality the dude won't let you win in fucking horse you think he was this awesome dad

now the kids don't know any different from their perspective yeah man he always bought us things and did us this but for a dad that's present all the time, you can't be Michael Jordan. It's impossible. It's impossible. If I ever see you again, I'm gonna whip your ass. It's so funny. Michael Jordan is catching strays for no reason at all.

Yeah. Andrew Schultz had a great life, dude. And yeah. Yeah. And Michael Jordan is his had a great life, dude. And yeah, yeah. And Michael Jordan is his father. Yeah, that's true. That's funny. Like POV of Michael Jordan's kids listening to their favorite shop show, you know? And then he's just like, shop gets it, bro.

Yeah, they're relating. So they're like, finally, someone's speaking for me. My childhood was rough. Marcus Jordan is just like, damn, I'm a big fan, bro. Yeah, when he meets him, he's like, I just want to see, man. He really did that shit.

Thank you. I wasn't sure if it was you when I seen you. I thought you were Carmelo Anthony. A lot of people were saying that you're a blockbuster, but really,

you're Netflix. My dad blockbuster, really. Yeah, at the end of the day, I mean, you're a good dad. You coached T-Ball. You think my dad ever... You think my dad coached T-ball?

You think my dad had a cubby at the field? I wish my dad had a cubby. I wish my dad canceled the NBA finals to come coach me T-ball. Oh, man. All right. Well, this one's posted by You're Nudging Me. Oh, yeah. Classic. Another awesome truck mod. oh man all right well this one's posted by your nudge new you're nudging me oh yeah classic another awesome truck mod a shout out to something snipes for the original uh as you can see yeah

the calvin oh oh the peeing in the sink too but the nuts man damn um i saw one thing and you saw one thing yeah teamwork there we go yeah One of us is gay for sure. I've known this all night. Vagina. It just doesn't make sense. Oh, I get it now. Oh, you didn't get either one. I thought that was.

This is my episode, Danny. Oh, Cooney doesn't get it. Cooney missed it. Fuck you. Back on top. It's a competition. I said, Fuck you. Back on top. It's a competition. I said, fuck you.

I can carry it away. Look, I need a handler, right? Look at that. Pissing in the sink, dude. Yeah, I didn't get the Mangina thing because he did, but I was like, are these real truck nuts? Those do not, those are saggy nuts, daddy. Mangina. Makes sense. I am turning into Brandon in this episode. Yeah, I know. You fucked up, B. No, it makes sense. I am turning into Brandon this episode. Yeah, I know.

You fucked up, B. Wait, so there's three Brandon's? Brandon, Brandon. Never go full Cooney. Yeah, dude. All right, so this is my favorite one from the week, dude. I love this guy, Guild Guitars. Whatever he's doing, dude, he's cooking him up good.

He's making some good dishes. It's going to continue to get better by Guild Guitars, dude. Okay. Hell yeah. I spread myself too thin. I can't do it. But notice, since I stopped doing all that stuff, how much better are the shows? There's a shop show.

How much better is this? So it's going to continue to get better, better, better, better. Oh, really, dude? He's outside the high school. Wow. Be cool, Guild Guitars. Jesus. It's so good, dude. So it's going to continue to get better. He's outside the high school Wow Be cool, Guild of Guitars Jesus It's so good, dude

It's gonna continue to get better Better, better, better Oh, really, dude? Are you guys gonna watch? Of course Can't even watch games Eight rounds Really, dude? Click on that What other fights are you watch Kings? Eight rounds. Yeah. Really, dude?

No, click on that. What other fights are you going to see? The first link there. Oh, yeah, there you go. Really, dude? Marco. What in the fuck are we doing here? Did you just link up, Doug?

No, but I had a long night. What would you do? Yeah. Work, fool. Nice young fella. Work. You look at the you do work you had a gang meeting no no gang meeting went to that Trump rally what's up Doug

really dude are we going Nick I like the Colin Chin gay stuff that was funny yeah dude stuff that was funny before. Yeah, dude. I mean, it's just music after that. I vibe off this guy's

music, too. I remember this from last week. He's got he's got some good directorial choices. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, if like we watch

a lot of stuff about shop, some would say too much, but honestly just 10 minutes. Yeah. Some would say not enough. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, if like we watch a lot of stuff about shop, some would say too much, but honestly, just 10 minutes. Yeah. Some would say not enough. Yeah. A lot of people are actually saying not enough. Both ways.

Yeah. Special service. But dude, if somebody made a, if Gil Guitars made a video about me, dude, I would be devastated watching that, dude. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah.

You get, you would uh you'd uh get lit up like he'd like chubby oh really dude good use that for a video about cootie oh all right well i'm just kidding no it's terrifying and hopefully it doesn't get gadoosh because of the copyright stuff oh but it didn't happen last week so Thank God. This one's posted by MinimumSky2305. It's called Alright Kids. Let's see here.

Yeah, but you see Biden's team now, right? It took away the whole narrative of Biden being senile and having basically Tourette's and just not being remembered. Tourette's? I mean, in House of Dragons, they do it, but in other movies, they do it. When you see a baby, it's like a real baby. What parents gave up their child to be in House of Dragons? Check it.

A lot of times it's twins. A lot of times it's twins. Adults and twins. Dude, his podcast should just be him talking about shows. Yeah, riffing on shit and TV shows. Specifically TV? Shows. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I agree. Go see a band live and just rip on them on the podcast you know watch hbo's content watch netflix you know apple tv yeah and then just turn on the camera dude and rip them a new one because that's the funniest shit i've ever seen is when shop talks about tv well i the uh dragons one makes me laugh because he says uh what parents would let it but it makes me think that he thinks that dragons are real yeah i eat the baby right yeah that's what you yeah i just want to make sure i'm not completely redacted i get the joke when it comes to reviewers i want them to be immersed in the reality and i think that's so easy for shab yeah you know yes

like he probably asked a friend like what year were dragons around? Was that like the 1900s? And they thought he was kidding so they gave a real answer and he didn't get it. And he thinks that's when dragons were made. And then he answers like I heard that. Yeah. You're right. I heard about that. He's just got a very

dry sense of humor. That's what you think. Let's see here. House of dragons. Check it. House of dragons. You're going to eat got a very dry sense of humor. That's what you think. Let's see here. House of Dragons. Check it. House of Dragons. You're going to eat the baby. A lot of times. The Dolson twins? No, no, no.

You don't need that. It's like, come on, guys. Oh, that was dope. You know what I'm talking about, Nick? An American sniper when they use the fake baby? I actually haven't seen it. He was holding it. Bradley Cooper was.

Oh, you're a communist. Nick said it like he has to say it. My bad. Trump 2024. It's a little girl or something. No, no, it's a grown woman. She won a Grammy, too. Oh, God, I can't.

Oh, no, it gets worse. I can't. This is in Texas, mind you. She's lucky she didn't get shot in the head. I bet her PR team was like, Jesus Christ, dude. Whoa. He's fired. He really, that's one that I do respect that a little bit.

I mean, not that specific joke, but he'll say anything. Yeah. There's no filter, really. An eeny facet. An eeny facet. Honestly, when Nick hadn't seen American Slavery, he said, oh, you're a communist? That's kind of funny.

Mm-hmm. I'll give him credit. I'm telling you, he's killing right now, dude. Yeah, he's killing. He's cooking. Let him cook. Let him cook. But again, he was killing right now yeah he's killing he's not he's cooking let him cook let him cook but again he was talking about american sniper dude he needs to just review movies and tv that's it the the the problem the problem is that the filter being off

sometimes it can be kind of funny like that and then other times it's like what the fuck dude you're not gonna go to a restaurant because there's black people? Maybe don't say everything, dude. In rehab, we go with you coming out as trans. What are you feeling here? Or whatever that was. What's your number one song, Nick? More Hearts Than Mine. Let me hear it.

We'll listen on Patreon, or we'll have to cut it out. Cut it out. Let me just hear it for a second. 151 million? Jeez. Let's go to Patreon. Why are you giving the editor more work? Okay, stop it.

Yeah. Never heard of her. Let's take a little break. Gordon Ryan and Tony Hinchcliffe next Saturday. That's the 27th for UFC London. All right, kids. DriveFastAllGas.com. Love you.

Any thoughts? That was good. Yeah. Just him being, him cooking a little bit. We're going to take a trip down memory lane here, back to the Tulsi Gatbert episode of TFATK. Hey, Mark Wigski posted this one. Bapa, you know, Stradamus.

Let's see here. This might be a hot take and we have to edit this. Let me know. But like back in the day when a president, like if Trump was in the 60s, like JFK was, they figured out a way to get rid of him, right? JFK, see you, dude. We're out of here. Before we get to the chunk of this, what do you think'm i'm anti this outfit dude oh yeah he looks like a weirdo yeah i

mean he looks like a like a racing video game or something he looks like an irl streamer right here dude you know yeah i would irl streamer is like, what does that mean? You know those guys that go out to parties with security guards and they go like, fuck you. Oh, like I show speed? Yeah, like that kind of stuff. Yeah, okay, yes. Jack Dorsey. Excuse me on the missile.

You're out of here. Bay of Pigs, you're out of here. I can't believe with Trump, as much as there's never been a more hated candidate, there's never been a more hated president from the Democrats than Trump. How there hasn't been some sort of, hey we know hey bro easy you know what i'm saying though no it's it's i'm gonna say the word that rhymes with passionation the passionation dude

he can't control himself. Yeah. There is no filter. Call it! Call it! Call it! Brendan needs a handler. Do I? He doesn't. Oh, really, dude?

Yeah, dude called it. He did call it. Yeah. You know? Any other thoughts on that one? No, I mean, we'll see what he predicts next, you know? That's all the Boppa we have for this week. So we're going to leave you with another bit of BCEO catnip posted by Mr. Eisenman.

Nice. You know, just leave it off with a little bit of this. I made some good stuff. I don't need to, you know. I'll tell you this much, uh, Abuela's in town. So I have Abuela helping me. Oh, does that mean she cooks all the time? Like, like, uh, like a shorter order cook, dude. Wow. It's ridiculous, yeah.

Keto bitch! I'm sorry, we're back. Skittay on me! Yeah, kibble things, skittay on bits here. Oh shit. I'm sorry. We're back. Skits and bits. Skits and bits. Oh, shit. Dude, so good. I mean, they're the two greatest guys in the business. Yeah, they do our show way better than we can do. Yeah, I mean, they don't even need the chairs.

How do they do it? I don't even know. We got the chairs and we still kind of suck. Yeah. Yeah, dude. I mean, hats off to them. Hats off. And hats off to you all.

Join us next week. Hey, it's Bob Dylan. Good morning, dude. I mean, hats off. Hats off. And hats off to you all. Join us next week. Hey, it's Bob Dylan. Good morning, Vietnam. I think that Cooney guy touches his beard too much. He's always on the grind. And Gerard is good at guitar. I'll tell you what, you guys need more Bob Dylan on your show. All right?

All right.