10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub BOUGHT A NEW WATCH | 10 Minutes of Schaub #104

Episode Date: October 29, 2024

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It's time for my favorite time of the week. When you get to hear Bob's life try to speak. Release surprises today. You better actually watch 10 Minutes of Shop. Welcome back to 10 Minutes of Shop. Thanks for tuning in. As always, join the Patreon, join the Discord, join the Reddit. This week on the

Patreon, we actually did a month of mayhem, which was we watched these stand-up comedy specials. Ever heard of them? We took the first 32 that we did and we put them head to head and we picked a winner so if you want to see who won check out the patreon the daddy any shows to plug uh i'm gonna be on wednesday may 29th at the paradise room in santa ana june 6th and 7th in

san diego at the mic drop and then july 10th in uh sacramento somewhere and then that same weekend in san francisco nice san francisco hell yeah great place never been i'm gonna be in new orleans in Sacramento somewhere, and then that same weekend in San Francisco. Nice. San Francisco. Hell yeah. Great place. Never been. I'm going to be in New Orleans the 29th to the 3rd.

I will be doing some comedy there, so check it out. Anyways, that's not why you're here, though. No. No, no. You're here to watch 10 Minutes of Shops, so start the timer. Play the chain clip. All right. So I wanted to start out with another shout out we got in the sub, dude. Oh, yeah?

Yeah. So check this out. It's posted by Petro Sky Dude. Petro F. Sky Dude. It's called One of the Thousand. It's a long song, so I don't think we're going to watch the whole thing. Okay. But I wanted to give you a gist of it and then show you the shout out at the end.

But check this out. One of the thousand is what we'll add up to be like two halves that make a whole let's get this ship to go down instead of comedy history with me the captain having full control like you know. That's a great call. Like, I don't know if that's what's going on. Right, so he just keeps going on. He has verses and all this stuff, right?

The end, he really turns it up a level, dude. So I wanted to show you that part here. Okay. Let's see here. I want to do this to me. Must be jealous. Oh, my definition. It's my total constipation. Yeah. Yeah.nar's daughter thing. Yeah.

Yeah. The shot put thing. Ugh. Ugh. So look at this, dude. Lyrics inspired by T-Fat K, Homeless Cats, Raccoon Tweedies. Thank him. Hell yeah.

I never met him. Wrong camera, did it? I think Rick, I never met. No. I switched it now. Which one is it? Which one is it? I heard it both ways.

That guy, I'm pretty sure it's the same guy that messaged us about Greenleaves, maybe. He made another song. He did pretty well on Change. Oh, okay. And he sent it to us. Great guy. One of our guys. Hell yeah, dude.

That was awesome. Thank you. But let's go on to some other picture posts for this this week this is about to make some mexican cookies dude does that look familiar daddy is that traumatic for you to look at that no no i'll never do it again so traumatic stuff is like oh it's happening again i'm not i put the prego on the cookie dog yeah you know i mean so it was Pace. Oh, Pace. So you had Pace, and I got a Trader Joe's cookie. Now, that cookie looks better than the Trader Joe's cookie.

That's a lie. Trader Joe's cookies are amazing. Look, they're good. Yeah. They're good, but that one, that looks a little better. And the salsa, definitely better than Pace. You would say something macadamia looks better to you. White piece of shit.

That's macadamia. White macadamia is a white thing? It does look nice and moist, dude. You're not going to lie. Yeah, it's like teed up. Maybe it was in the oven. Just came out the oven. It's fresh.

I used to get those 7-Eleven macadamia things and put them in the microwave. Like, what am I, a chef? And then we got this picture post. It's called I Beg to Differ by Icarus Lives. It's a famous show. Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Right. This looks like it's the Who Wants to Be a Millionaire B episode.

It's which common expression best describes a situation where two people have fundamentally different views on a topic? I beg to differ. I beg the differ. Well, obviously B. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, duh.

A doesn't even count. They would never ask a question like this. This is too obvious on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. Ever heard of B. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, duh. A doesn't even count. They would never ask a question like this. It's too obvious on who wants to be a millionaire. Ever heard of it? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, look at his face. It explains like, this is the dumbest question I ever heard.

Yeah. He know. I mean, look, that's the face of a guy who's about to win a million dollars, B. Or sling some dick. True. All right. And then we got another Owen the Video Editor, Shaw Wars. Yeah, dude. Episode four, attack on the governor hopefully this doesn't get gadush because

these typically get good yeah but let's see what happens here a long time ago in a galaxy not the state far far away along with it for me yeah let's see attack on the governor you rate it all to hum I do like Texas though I would trade my governor, Governor Newsom for your Governor Abbott don't do that, that's too loud I don't agree with his abortion stuff

it's like how is he going to have an opinion on abortion when his wiener doesn't work you can't even have sex, bro. Why are you chiming into this thing? You're not getting invited to the orgy, Mr. Abbott. Oh, God. He's like the kid off Game of Thrones that read the future, right? Where's your whore door, bitch?

Okay, don't call him a bitch, dude. My only problem with him is, you know, he got paralyzed, right? A giant oak tree fell on him. Sure, terrible tragedy. You ever seen an oak tree fall fast? No. No. God, no. Why me? No no move out the way bitch also if you don't like him easiest politician of all time to assassinate

he's in a wheelchair texas with the governor with the houston traffic it's so easy mr governor abbott nice to meet you traffic game over you know when you read out his words, they just sound like an insane person. When I was memorizing the Gringo Poppy stuff, I did it for Bianca Cristobal. Ever heard of her? And she was like, what does that even mean? Like that, what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's see.

At last, Master Luke's come to rescue me. Master. Governor Pace Luke Luke Skywalker Jedi Knight He's gonna be sniffing my dick And sucking my asshole Jedi Old Spear go eat him Once I shove my tongue in your ass You black out

It's like It's like you're 14 and your uncle's Lost to you She will bring Captain Solo in the Wookiee It's like you're 14 and your uncle's more than you. You know what I'm saying? She will bring Captain Solo in the Wookiee D.D. Go fuck yourself. You're out of order. Little Hester's out of order. This whole fucking joint's out of order.

Nevertheless, I'm taking Captain Solo and his friend. You can either profit by this or be destroyed. It's your choice, but I warn you not to underestimate my power.

Master Luke, you're standing on... Bro, who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Fuck you and fuck him. What if I got up and just kicked you against that fucking door

This is so good You a drifter You know more BGL I salute you bro You a real one I came on here and he knew who i was y'all we don't like i can't stand him i helped build the ground y'all walk on i'm a pf chain legend south of oregon you motherfucking tiriag

you're grifters and pf chains we don't when no one trying to sell their shirts no one's trying to make money. You know how much money I could have made, bitch? I had multiple offers off this last year. Why so mad, bro? Hey, shut up. I ain't trying to hear y'all because I never heard of you. You ain't never done nothing.

You ain't never made no chicken teriyaki. You motherfuckers grifting hard. Can I get a 12-wop? I'm addicted. 12-wop in the mccurse? Can I get a 12-wop? I'm addicted. Yeah. This is blowing my mind. Called it. Called it. Called it. Do we believe this? It cannot be. returned called it called it called it do we believe this

it cannot be the emperor is dead dark science cloning secrets only the Sith knew he's been planning his revenge

his followers have been building something for years the largest fleet the galaxy's ever known he calls it the final order call it the Final Order. Call it!

The 69th attacks on all three worlds begin. The Emperor and his fleet have been hiding in the unknown regions on a world called Exegol. Call it! Exegol does not appear on any star chart. Call it! 300 pieces of those guys. Pulling the strings.

Always in the shadows from the very beginning. If we want to stop him, we must find him. We must find Exegol. Even the Star Wars shit is making me laugh. Can I speak with you? Call it! George Lucas. Call did.

Call did. Nice. Chocolate piece. chocolate face yeah until you read it out loud i didn't and then zempik goes zempik a chocolate chuck lit face i did not talk about on the video editor dude that is so fucking funny man oh yeah the pacing is what make like you're just waiting for the next bit yeah and then it comes in and it's like whoa i didn't see that coming called it then i saw it i was like i should have called that shout out to owen the video editor dude he's fucking negative lady one of our guys

one of our guys all right this one's posted by haphazard let's get back to the because we discussed the podcast here dude yeah yeah i'll cut all that first part out. Let's start this. Chris lives in a prison of his own making. Oh yeah, half. Let's see. Jimmy. Not liking icing as a kid is like not eating pizza as an adult. No, well No, it's not. No, it's not because I wasn't. I'm wearing Knicks. Bring your facts.

That's exactly what it's like. We're all having an icing party. You're over there like do you have any sushi? At seven. Dude, when I don't talk, you don't talk. And then I go to talk, and then you talk. I know. It's the icing.

What the fuck is the thing? I wait, and then I go, and he goes. Yeah, go. That was a good impression. Good dude. She's met your voice. He's saying that shop's voice or what he says is just mumblings. Like he's with job of the hut.

It's crystal. Yeah. And job of the hut. There's no difference between what Owens video and this sketch. We're watching the same clip. Yeah. Let's see. I'm like, I wait to give you a chance to talk. I don't want to go there. You don't use it.

I don't want to go there. That's not how I work. Now go. It's unbelievable. Oh my god. It wasn't a thing that I wasn't eating for a reason. I just didn't like it. But that is fun to watch, the two of them doing that.

It's a weird sort of like, is that irony that it's fun to watch? I don't know. I'm not smart enough to know those kind of words, B. But it's like them not working well together is better than if they were working well together. It's like accidental chaos working well together is better than if they were working well together it's like accidental chaos dude yeah it's just like yeah chris delia does his thing by himself then he does too much stuff by himself if you know what i'm saying oh really yeah and then now he has to work with others it's a punishment yeah he did too much by himself. So now the punishment is he's got to work with one of the most annoying people that you could do a podcast with and learn and, I guess, make up for it.

Yeah, he's just like Brian Callen, dude. Brian Callen, this is like right now is what Chris, Brian Callen right now is what Chris DeLee will be in about 11 years. Holy shit, dude. That's what the hell looks like. After you've been in hell a long time, you start getting lids or ranks or whatever. Calenified.

I want to make you get to heaven. This is a Lumbabu, Lumbaba, Lumumba Zero. It's called Careful BC. That tiny man has violent DNA. Let's see here. Here's Joe Rogan on his podcast. With suits. Yeah, I got a bunch of custom-made suits. Because I can't wear regular suits. I don't fit in them.

You know, there's not a lot of 200-pound 5'8'' dudes. Yeah, Joe's not one of them though, Luke Right? That's what he self-identified I've seen Joe in person Is he 200 pounds? That's not the stat in question, Luke The weight is not in question

Oh, the 5'8 part? You just took that as face value Like, oh, I got a girlfriend in the other county Is he 5'8? I don't think he's 5'8 I mean, Tyson Fury's not 6'9 But I'll tell you, Joe Rogan ain he 5'8"? I don't think he's 5'8". I mean, Tyson Fury's not 6'9". No. But I'll tell you, Joe Rogan ain't 5'8". What are we doing here?

He's probably not. What are we doing? You know who's listed at 5'5"? Rose Namajunas. Yeah, he's probably closer to 5'7". I think something like that. Luke, he's closer to 5'4". My wife is 5'4".

He's taller than my wife. You're always defending this guy. No, no. I like the joke, but he's not 5'4". That's not true. Do you like when comedians call him Joseph all the time? I think the worst thing that's ever happened to most comedians is that they have podcasts. Oh, they're going to say Reddit.

I wish that was the worst thing that ever happened to comedians. Reddit. Holy shit, dude. BC, we'll light you up. Yeah, dude. And I mean, our reddit's lit dude go go ahead and join we're almost at 300 yeah so far our reddit's doing pretty good for us man they don't gadouche us well if they do it's funny you know we haven't done an ama yet people like ask acting like they work on the podcast and saying like crazy shit on there oh i mean crackhead mostly him yeah yeah yeah that was funny we don't

i mean he'll he's just gonna keep doing his weird bits yeah it's just strange bits but you know join the page or join the reddit to find out uh this one's called callan is done with the truck walk talk truck talk okay um i read a truck walk yeah i'm so used to it uh it's posted by haphazard let's see you know the timer's operative. What do you think the timer is for here? How long he spends on, I don't know. I have no idea. Let's see.

No, let me ask, man. Let me see if I can fake. So you know how I put on those, like they're super like custom wide body carbon fiber fenders on the front and back of my TRX? Like they're wild looking. So I'm trusting this guy. So let me tell you about this,

uh, West fab. There's this guy. What's that? He does fabrication, just custom bumpers. I have friends. I got right.

I can take the, basically the Nike of, uh, fabrication. They do everything. That's my guy. He's, he's,

he's made it. This dude's crushing it. He works with all the big dogs. He has all the best race cars. He's the best of the best. There's this kid. He's 26. There's this kid that does fabrication on trucks.

Dude, he's so gifted. What is fabrication? Fabric fabrication is like adding like no you're just modifying you know

it's like your car comes with a bumper the fabrication would be building a custom wide hand bumper off road bumper you know fabricates

what happens in them so he's a fabricator and well I mean come on only a thousand yeah well let me ask you can I ask you a question what

how are you cause the last 8 inches yeah god damn it I was so late no no that was good the last episode only a thousand yeah well let me ask you can i ask you a question what how are you because the last inches yeah god damn it i was so late no no that was good the last episode you were a little bit angry with shop how are you feeling about that now just checking in how much i'm up okay all right all right you answered it what does the duck noise mean dude xj XJ? Yeah, XJ, dude. Because I'm over here. You know what I mean?

Let's see. Listen, dude. I watched the Gringo Poppy this last week, so I'm at odds with how I feel about shop. Okay, that makes sense. Because Gringo Poppy is amazing. And you may think, oh, Gerardo's lying. dude i watched the gringo poppy this last week so i'm at odds with how i feel about shot okay that makes sense because gringo poppy is amazing and you may think oh gerardo's lying he didn't watch the gringo poppy this last week jokes on you dude i fucking watched the gringo poppy this last week i've never believed anything more in my life yeah that's pretty i mean at any point

someone says that we know that's like i just watched a gringo poppy i'm like they did do that yeah yeah yeah they they're not finishing their sentences they're answering questions before they're asked you know those are all things that happen to you after you watch you're like it gets into your head like a brain worm like bill haney has been watching a lot of the green go poppy lately brian callan that's a Bill Haney impersonation yeah let's see I tell you

that is I've been to some shops you know dope shops like Kibbitax is crazy it's like fucking a Nike store it's ridiculous all these fancy machines

he does these things these are the kind of people that everyone's trying to get to I've been to some crazy shops I pull up to this kid's shop you can't call it a shop it's a dirt field

it's a dirt field with four steel posts and a tent and then around it around it are $150,000, $200,000 trophy trucks he's working on but it's just this dirt lot

and I'm like I ain't leaving my fucking truck here I know you're a goddamn liar but I pull up to all these cool trucks and I'm like I get out again I'm talking to him he's like I love Kibbitax those dirt lot. And I'm like, I ain't leaving my fucking truck here. I know you're a goddamn liar. But I pull out all those cool trucks and I'm like, I need to do something right. I get out,

I'm talking to him. He's like, yeah, man, everything, I love riding a kiddie tag. Those are my idols and all this stuff. He goes,

I just bust my ass in, man. I go, we'll call this field shop for now. But it's just you doing all these. It goes to me and my best friend. His friend comes out, he's 26,

27, got in the military right before COVID. He goes, yeah, they have families. He goes, yeah, dude,

we were working nine to fives and I was doing this at night. Just doing my thing. I was doing a passion about it. I'm super creative. I know how to do it. I play these good defenders and all the body work.

So we were just doing it at night. We started picking up a little bit and he was in COVID. We lost our jobs. And he's like, we're going to find a job. He's like, what are we going to do? He's like, we got the skill set, man. Yeah, we can't get a job. Let's just go up a little bit and we were in COVID. We lost our jobs. And he's like, we're going to find a job. He's like, what are we going to do?

He's like, we got the skill set, man. We can't get a job. Let's just go all in on this and we'll get this dirt field and see what happens. And they start doing their social media. They start posting. They start doing their thing.

You know, certain guys in the off-road community are like, yeah, so they're slowly getting business. Now they're busy all the time. These two young dudes, Mexican dudes, who paint on themselves

and work on the dirt field are putting out products like they're going to get there. They're going to bring the paint out and put it out. That's just good quality. So like, I trust these dudes so much.

I love them to drill a hole in my carbon fiber fender. So if they mess up, that's just wrong. All you're going to do is just get carbon fiber. It's not like fiberglass or aluminum. Wow. Yep. Wow. All right. All right. Congratulations on that. What else we got?

Fabrication. I wish you luck on your truck. But here's the, here's, this should be your takeaway, stupid fuck, right? Your fabrication. I wish you luck on your truck. But here's the, this should be your takeaway, stupid fuck, right? Okay. And I'll show you a terrible AI thing that you're going to think is real after this,

but the takeaway should be, I'm going to entertain this right now. I'm going to entertain this. Because dude, hold on, hold on. You're into trucks and fish. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But notice I don't talk about it here.

No, but I. Because you zone out. That's fine because you're a gay man. Here should be your takeaway, you you stupid fuck he says that for no reason at all there's no reason to do that and then you don't think you don't care because you're a gay man it's so it's so aggro dude here i mean with trugs i'm like mildly interested in trugs and cars right like i'm not because i'm a truck guy or a car guy but if a car guy or a truck guy

was willing to explain to me how things work I would be like mildly intrigued just to like try and understand well God have mercy on his soul what were you saying yeah I wouldn't understand it but I'd try but the problem here is that in my opinion Shab is not a truck guy

does not know what he's talking about and never explains any of it. He just goes like, he'll say something like, cause you know how aluminum is different than the fair. When you're telling me that I don't know how that is. And I don't know what, I don't really know what either of those things are. So it's like,

I feel for Brian here. And then at the end of it, even if you do try and pay attention, he's like, and you don't care cause you're a gay man or or whatever else you said well first of all that's your takeaway right i'm not gonna do that bit but that's i'm just it's not a question it's a statement that's your takeaway yes my takeaway is brendan chobb goes home every night and in his diary he writes people's takeaways to things right so go ahead and do the act out.

Today on... You had to say Dear Diary. Oh, Dear Diary. How would Chop say Dear Diary? Dear Dairy. Today on my podcast, the best podcast in the world, I'm a black belt,

but you already knew that. Audio's king. Audio's king. I picked up the bag and... No, that's Schultz. That's Schultz, yeah. Yeah, yeah, So scratch that up. We'll get to his diary later.

My favorite shoe. I just drank out of it. And then Brian said something. It was stupid gay shit. Like usual. That's his takeaway though. He just, sometimes I think he just is there for the fugs of it.

Chin's takeaway is that he put up some of the greatest clips ever. There's one clip where I'm on my phone and I just look at my phone pretty much the entire clip. I think Chris was mad, but that's his takeaway. Eric is gay. So is Brian. And so is that other woman on the show. What's her name again? I forget. Natasha or something. Nesnaz.

She's gay. But you're losing the plot here, dude. I'm sorry. I like Dear Derry, right? So keep that. That was great deer dairy you do it this is Shab again

and I'm not gonna lie to you I had a lot of Mexican food this week I did my podcast again oh dude you don't know my podcast

yeah Friday Night Live with Brian and I was telling him about these Mexican kids in you know a little further than Rancho. I drove out there,

got a big gulp on the way, had to piss real quick, you know? So I told him, I told him, I tell him, I say, Hey,

Oh, Oh, you, Oh, you want to, Oh, you want to help me with fabrication on my truck? Don't touch the valve.

They wanted to touch the valves. And I was like, Oh, no, don't do that. I got a supercharged already, so I don't need the valves worked on at all i'm a truck guy where was i anyways they said they heard it both ways i said uh comprende padre padre uh compa anyways they drilled a hole in my gas tank and i mean if you want the full story you can go to my podcast it's on YouTube and audio but Brian

I forgot he's gay when I told this story he wanted to say some bullshit about how I love trucks anyways I can keep going but it was getting drunk and then you ask the kids if they like Moana exactly yeah but actually he doesn't finish any diary post because he's a beast of a dad

he's got too much on his plate and then he puts the diary back in the cubby at the baseball field and he gets in his truck and drives home he only writes a diary in the baseball field by himself when his kid's playing baseball no dude i gotta write in my diary go pitch that reminded me of the golf sketch dude we gotta fucking clip out because that was so funny. Yeah. All right, let's see here. This one's called Everyone Knows Papa or Bapa, posted by Substantial28183.

Have you seen this one yet? No. All right. I saw this early in the week. This is a painted narrative, okay? It's not real Joe Biden, but let's see what this is at. Pee in the sink, that was Brendan Shabb. Trying to walk Annie to his trug.

That was Boppa too. How did comedy go? How did UFC go B? 10 shows with 5,000 views and 10 comments. That's dicey dicey and you know it. Cheating on Messick and Axe J.

Straight up block bussa. Shout out to Changs. This is why Biden's losing in the polls. He's too focused on other things, you know? Instead of a Trump, he's talking about Trump or what he's going in the poll he's too focused on other things you know instead of a trump he's talking about trump or what he's gonna do he's out there just fucking being a a homeless cat yeah you know um you know that george bush thing where the

guy is whispering in his ear yeah they should make one where it's like uh joe biden has started a new reddit account you cannot stop looking at fire in the kid dude yeah well i mean that that would be a voting base there's a hundred thousand of them yeah maybe that puts them over the top maybe they see this clip and he wins this could decide the election yeah this is big it's huge yeah baby i mean it would be so epic if i mean he's a numbers guy a lot of america would be like oh shit joe biden doesn't like brennan shop dude you can run a whole campaign off just not liking Brendan Schaub. Yeah. So Joe, what about clean energy? What are we going to do

about that? Go for it. Clean energy? Clean energy. Well, what are we doing here? Right? No, you got to talk about Bapa, dude. I know, but he's going to do a little bit of catnip, you know, so we can get into it. Yeah. I mean, Bapa, I mean, that guy,

that guy, Gringo Papi 1.1, okay? I'm, I can do better than that at comedy, okay? Bapa,

Bapa is a blog buster, okay? And Jack, listen Jack, you know what he's saying? I'm going to tell you how it is, straight talk wireless,

okay? Bapa's shit. Yeah, shout out to Timo Scher. This is what you would call dark Biden. Yeah, dark. Dark Brandon. All right.

So dark Brenda. Yeah. Oh, see. Okay. So this was posted by Successful Capital 217. It's called, He's been pushing the father of the year BS like crazy now that he's finally realized people don't want to pay to see him do stand-up anymore why do i feel like all t's accomplishments are made up

couldn't say accomplishments right there but i own it let's see not on my watch throws the big boy out to get to the championship game i rush i love how he talks dude he's so great he's got a lot of those sayings that are good. Let's see. The field, I picked Tiger up. I'm running off like he's Rudy, but a more talented Rudy on scholarship. Yeah, it was dope, dude.

I was running all over the field. His mom and grandma's crying. It was dope. I mean, dude, I'll tell you right now, as a dad, when people are like, yo, what's the best advice? Whether they're going to be Aaron Judge or Shohei Otani or not, dude, sign them up for Little League.

It's the best thing I've ever done. It's the best time of my life right now, Little League. It's so much fun. It's so dope. I love it. Do you think he said literally or Little League? I think he said Little League. But yeah, that's a good question.

Let's see. Aaron Judge or Shohei Otani or not, league i think he said little league but yeah that's a good question let's see let's rewind a tape aaron judge or shohei otani or not dude sign him up for little league it's the best thing i've ever done it's the best time of my life right now literally it's so it sounds like literally hey it does sound like it sounds like he said little league like literally yes i'm in my life right now literally it's so much fun it It's so dope. I love it. Shob's like, so this other kid, this big kid came up to bat. My son was like, cool story, bro.

Struck him out. Okay. It was so sick. When he was walking off the field, he was like, ba-na, ba-na, ba-na, ba-na, na-na. And then I just took him over. I said, hey, man, come over to the cubby. Whenever a kid does really well at the baseball game or the little league game,

he tells the kid to come over to the cubby and that's like a thing. It's like a Johnny Carson thing. Come to the couch. Exactly. And he's like, he gives him some rain. He's like, here you go. His cubby has like treats in it, like lollipops and stuff, but they're not for the kids.

They're for him. But he's like, you know what? Maybe I should start giving these out to the kids. Happy hippo lollipops okay so this one's another haphazard it's called never misses a podcast dude let's see hey chin but you got you chin yeah i i you are a machine i don't think you've ever called in sick i don't think you've ever not been here. Never called us. He's unbelievable. Never called us. I'm talking about in, what, 10 years? Eight-ish.

Eight motherfucking years this guy has never missed. And there's only two people on the screen who I've never missed. Isn't that crazy? I think legs would beg to differ. Beg the differ. Yeah. I think it's so funny that he's like, no, I never missed it.

That is crazy to just, that's just not true. Yeah. If I was like, dude, never missed Rackham Tweety since episode one, dude. Never been here, dude. Or never not been here. What would be his justification? Maybe it's like if his favorite shoes are there, it's like him being there. That's a good justification, yeah.

Well, maybe he's like, oh, that's not canon if I'm not there. He's like him being there. That's a good justification. Yeah. Well, maybe he's like, Oh, that's not Canon. If I'm not there, you know, cause he's into comic books. He does a vlog. He does a nerd,

nerd justification. Yeah. Let's see. That's fucking dude. That cool. Oh, really dude. The father and the kid.

Come on, baby. All right. Brennan's getting his truck worked on. And he was supposed to be here at 1230. It's now 112. And this is me starting the podcast on my own. What's up, DFATK Army?

I'm missing today's episode. I was on the road. We want to put a shout out to Brendan who can't be here. Oh, Brendan can't be here. Brendan had an emergency, but everything is okay. Emergency was that Pauly Shore was on the podcast. Dude, those chairs are lit. Yeah.

God damn it. We should have got those chairs. They're pretty good. That's right. And I can't be seen with that fucking guy. Schaub is not here. History in the making. First golden hour with no Schaub.

He is. I think that's the first. Has he ever not come for anything? Yeah, one time. Oh, okay. Because this is the first time ever I've, dude, I've never missed a podcast in 10 years. Ever. Ever. Never missed, but it's the first time I'm

missing King swinging the wing because this is the first time ever I've, dude, I've never missed a podcast in 10 years. Ever. Ever. Never missed, but because this is the first time ever I've, dude, I've never missed a podcast in 10 years ever, ever. Yeah. Because this is the first time ever I've dude, I've never missed a podcast in 10 years ever, ever. Yeah. It's just weird.

Damn. Those are some pretty legendary ones too. Like the one I remember the D'Elia one where he's got the fucking coffee with Callan. Yeah. That's when I, that was when they were big daddy. This is when audio was king. Uh, all right so this

one's called wrist watch not noticing and chin second balcony i was about to say i hope his his channel didn't get gadushed or what is it uh his username yeah i don't know uh i don't matter let's see what this is about being both you can be into science and still be a great mom and do your thing i dig that watch thanks man wait a minute it's a be a great mom dude what happened before this man that's so fucking funny i i can i could sum it up for you in one act out oh yeah yeah nini fauci nini delta nini covid that's it you got yeah of course what am even ask? But that's why you're here. Yeah. Sorry. So go ahead. Go cook for a little bit. I just thought, I mean,

that's just so funny, man. I don't even really want to know. I'm glad I don't. Like, because I just want to envision what happened. Like, what could he have possibly... You know, it's cool, man. You can be into science and be a mom. Like, there's no quarrel there, dude. Those can be like, you can do those things simultaneously. a mom. Like there's no, like there's no, uh, quarrel there, dude. Those can be like,

you can do those things simultaneously. Who would think the opposite of that? Who's out there being like, I'm tired of these scientists moms. All right. They're all like telling me about how physics work. And then they're getting their daughter cupcakes. Like what the fuck,

dude? Like, Oh, this is bullshit, dude. PhD more like be a mom. Yeah. Like what? His wife is just like, I saw this thing on CNN. Go, go, go, go is bullshit, dude. PhD, more like be a mom. Yeah. Like what?

His wife is just like, I saw this thing on CNN. She says the whole thing. And at the end, he's like, all right, I get it. Don't kill me. But you're a mom first, right? I don't want you to be a scientist all of a sudden. She's like, what? I was talking about the election.

To him, everything that's like just a little bit, it takes a little bit more brainpower is science. So like putting away, she's like, why don't you put your shoes away? He's like, all right, scientist. I'm not, sorry, I don't have a PhD. She's like, what? The coach is like,

Sean, we can't have you using the kid's cubbies. Can you just have your wife hold your stuff? He's like, I'm not a scientist, dude. Jesus Christ. Take your period. He says things that just make no sense at all. He's like, take your periodic table of elements and shove them up your ass coach the coach is like the coach is like give shop a cubby dude this is easier just let him have a cubby i don't know

he's talking about fucking h2o over there he brought up albert einstein three times already he keeps calling me einstein nice one einstein let's see we's see. You can do both. You can do both. You can be into science and still be a great mom and do your thing. I dig that watch. Thanks, man. I don't notice watches usually. What is that watch?

A little Panerai. All right. Come on, bro. Look at that watch. You're balling. Look at that thing. What is that? My wife gave me this.

That's a beautiful watch. What is that? It's a Cartier watch for our wedding. That's gorgeous. So even if, like that P. Did's a beautiful watch. What is that? It's a Cartier watch for our wedding. That's gorgeous. So even if like that P. Divity video. P. Divity. I like the way you work. P. Divity.

You have a P. Divity video, dude? Oh, what is this? P. Divity. I like the way you work, kid. P. Divity. I got the bag. Oh, no diggity. No. I got the bag. Oh. No diggity?

No diggity. Wow. Jeez. Next time, try not to say, oh, when you know you got it late. Oh. Why? Because people are like, ha, ha, ha. I'm laughing at you.

Don't gadoosh me. Yeah, I'm gadooshing you. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah. I'm just kidding. Sometimes you're the gadoosher. Sometimes you're the gadooshed. Do you like wristwatches?

I prefer pocket watch. No, I like, yeah, I don't wear them, but I do like them, you know? It would be cool to have a Rolex or a Cartier. No, you don't think so? An AP? I worry about that, though, because you got that, then you're a Target. Yeah. Yeah, it's a lot of money to put on your wrist. dude i mean you know i'm saying well oh yeah apple watch you ever heard of it

i'm already driving around in my green uh lambo so it's like i i get out of the i'm a small guy get out of that big car and then i show up with a rolex dude i might have people trying to rob me yeah dude that's a fact. Yeah, that's facts. Because I got the bag. People want the bag. Yeah. That would be crazy if they're in the middle of a podcast and somebody comes in and is like, we want that watch, dude. They steal the guitar. Somebody comes in here, they look around, they're like, fuck, there's nothing here.

We're like, nothing here? Nothing here? Are you fucking the net? Are you redacted, dude? This is worth a million dollars at least. Alright, let's see what this next one is. This is worth a million dollars at least. All right. Let's see what this next one is. This one's called Bapa's vote posted by chin. Second balcony.

Let's see what this is about. I think the borders are biggest problem. All the politicians, they all suck. They're all narcissists. They're all horrible human beings. Just Paul Tish in general, you'll be a terrible politician.

General. Yeah. I just, I mean, it's not even the, you could, someone else said that I'd be like, okay, yeah I just I mean it's not even the you could if someone else said that

I'd be like okay they're just talking about this yeah but him talking about it is so awesome I love him anything any kind of political thing

him just saying something I'm like here we go yeah let's hear about it let's hear Schaub's take I think the border is our biggest problem I

why would Schaub specifically think the border is our biggest problem. Why would Chobb specifically think the border is the biggest problem? Because it is. Dude, he's just reporting the news. Okay, that's one takeaway. But maybe it's because it's like he's so fed up with Mexican. He's like, more? More beans and cheese? Every night they're coming in?

That would be crazy if there was a non sequitur. He's like, the border's our biggest problem. Our favorite shoes are getting sold at a fucking unreasonable rate dude yeah other people are selling the shoes he has so it's declining the value of the shoes that he has like you know uh illegals on the street yeah yeah maybe that's a part of the reason let's see all the politicians they all suck they're all narcissists they're all horrible human beings just politicians in general you'll be a terrible person get involved with that all good so depend how you vote i don't care left right who's gonna lock up the fucking border who's gonna do that this guy i want that guy because then you're talking about the safety of your family your kids

like who's gonna make it safest? I'm married to a Mexican, y'all. I'm Mexican. I don't mean like Taco Bell Mexican. No, no. I'm talking Guadalajara. Born and raised. Came to the States 10 years ago.

Illegally. I forgot. What are we doing here? What are we doing here? What are we doing here? I should have seen that coming. Chicago style. I swear to do. Yeah.

But that is perfectly done. 10 out of 10. Well, shout out to Chin Second Balcony. We got another Chin Second Balcony clip here. Brenda's additional fake interactions with Floyd Mayweather, including Floyd's dad. What is this from? This looks like his Bravo days or Showtime or something.

Or it looks like an old style of gangsta, but there's a donut there and he's got a pizza tie. Is it a pizza? He looks like he's cosplaying as Conor McGregor. Right? Who the fuck is this guy? Let's see. So when I was doing the Showtime broadcast today, Floyd Sr. sitting there going like this,

nah, nah, man, nah. I'm like, bro, chill. I'm actually making your son money. Like, I'm selling this fight. Chill, man. I'm like, listen, I just came from the fighter meeting, the talent meeting with Floyd. And, I mean, he's adamant about it. And he goes, you can write this down.

He was talking about his family, uncle. And then I go, the eight ounce gloves is because you think, you know, you know, it's going to add up over the rounds and beat up his face up. And he gets dead serious, takes his glass up, goes, and he looks at me dead and I goes, I guarantee you, I stop him. I guarantee you, I stop him. I was like, all right, man. All right, bro.

And then I was trying to lighten room and then maro goes yeah i'm like oh shit that was mortal combat dude yeah man that's fucking crazy let's see do something here man i feel like some showtime hates you right now espinosa sitting to my right you know who's my boss yeah yeah and uh maro asked him a question about who's gonna walk out with him entourage, because he always walks out with all these guys. And I'm like, dude, something. And I go, not Bieber, am I right? Not the Biebs. That is awesome.

Dude, crickets, crickets. And Floyd goes, yo, man, I'm just trying to focus on the positive things going on right now. And I go, no doubt, man. No doubt. But it's not going to be Bieber, am I right? So my entire dream was to play in the nfl and then i had to do one-on-one hidden drills against takeo spikes if you remember yes it literally he looked like brock lesnar but black why are they talking about football now dude well yeah why why is a why is the question for a lot of

what he just said you know black i used to be playing football against black brock lesnar you know to ko spikes and uh no you weren't dude luke uh luke woke up the next morning with his neck hurting because he was looking like this the whole time yeah luke luke is trying so hard to be nice yeah i can't focus on this because of the pizza tie. I got to get a pizza tie. Yeah. That's out of control. Cause that's what it looks like to me. And I, I think it might actually be a tie that's pizza. I'm not sure, but you see it. Yeah. It looks like a tie that's pizza, right? Yeah. That's hilarious. He got that from Domino's or something or on the way. Yeah. Oh, he's like at seven 11Eleven. He's getting a big gulp, and then he's like, oh, pizza time.

Pizza time. Let's see. Hit me, and it was like, I mean, it was like squashing a bug. I remember I was in the locker room just rethinking my entire career. But it's like, oh, no, mm-mm, no. And I was concussed and just like, this is not for me. Dude, how much social media hate do you get from people who just don't like your position on Conor?

I mean, go ahead and write a hateful comment because my fans are relentless. They eat people alive. Is that right? Oh, my God. People get ate up on their man. Damn right. It's true, though, dude. Like, anybody writing a comment about shop me and droro let you up yeah i mean i can't even post a picture now without one of his fans lighting me up dude oh yeah they light us up too yeah they're relentless all right so this is the last

post for the day it's posted by spencexa i haven't seen that name in a long time dude oh great guy never met met him. It's called Blast from the Plast. Let's see. Okay. Will it be Nelson or Schaub who is officially the next ultimate fighter? I'm going to win this fight because I want it more.

I've prepared more than anything. I'm going to be the ultimate fighter and then my sights are set on being the world champion. Oh, really, dude? Sparring at the Grudge Training Center, you better have your headgear on, your gloves tied on pretty tight. Tied on pretty tight. Roy could be sparring with Mike Tyson. It doesn't matter.

It literally does not matter to me. Truck walk. Can't talk. Let me get a truck walk. Yeah, I can't matter. It literally does not matter to me. He always makes me smile and he's always upbeat which is hard to find in a person. Andrew definitely has a good sense of humor and you know I try and make him crack up. You saw what it said right?

Oh it said that? Oh can you go back? Sorry. Yeah it said Mexican right there. Numero uno. Shocker, I missed that. It's a B, which is hard to find in a person. Andrew definitely has a good sense of humor,

and I try and make her crack up as much as I can. I just get a ton of love, and it's one of the reasons why I do so well, I think. You're funny. You should be a comedian. Oh, my goodness! And it's all over! reasons why I do so well, I think. You're funny. You should be a comedian. Oh, my goodness! And it's all over!

Oh, man. Damn. You know, every once in a while, the greats mess up. You know, you can't win every fight. Sometimes you gotta go out there and just hope for the folks of it. Do your diary. That's my takeaway. Yeah, diary. That's my takeaway. Yeah, dude.

That's about it this week, dude. All right. Well, I hope you enjoyed it. Have a good one. Bye. Later.