10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub BOUGHT HIS FIRST COWBOY HAT BUBBA | 10 Minutes of Schaub #149

Episode Date: August 31, 2026

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All around me are redacted comments I don't read them I don't read them About the stupid haters Live in basements Live in basements Their cheers are filling up my Reddit I don't get it

I don't get it Don't really care I want to squeeze their neck bro No tomorrow, no tomorrow And they say that I'm a dummy They say I'm kind of sad I am going to kill them But I'm not even that mad I find it hard to tell you

I find it a mistake When haters talk in chat rooms It's a very, very Cats world Cats world One day Welcome back to 10 minutes of shop. Thanks for tuning in.

Listen, I want to just take this time. I want to look directly in the camera when I say this. Okay. I want to thank Brendan Schaub and Brian Callen. I didn't look directly in the camera. Oh, yeah. I can't do it. It doesn't matter.

I want to thank Brendan Schaub and Brian Callan. I mean, we've been doing this for what? Two years? Who's counting, right? Never heard of it? But I want to think that I can't believe we've been doing this show, 10 minutes of shop for that long. Also, thank you to the cat.

Everyone that watches, thank everybody. I don't know how much longer we can do 10 minutes of show. Okay. I don't know how much longer they can do their show. It's not looking good. All right. At the very least, though, it will be every week in May and April. And then we'll see.

May and April. April and May. But, you know, it's rough. So, I mean, I'm just putting it out there. You know, there's a timeline on everything. Yeah, it's like, how do we even fit all that in the 10 minutes? sometimes. Yeah.

And like every week, 10 minutes? That's a lot of stack that over a week. Yeah. That's a lot of 10 minutes. You know, and I've never been a numbers guy myself. No. I mean, honestly, I don't even know.

Like sometimes it feels like I'm playing 4D chess with myself trying to think of a next jobism. Exactly. And, you know, you've been looking at places in Minnesota. You know, you've always talked about other Minnesota scene.

I think you'd be great there. Right. You know, there's a lot of cool people up there. Tim Walts is up there. Yeah. And he's like always begging you to move out there and buy you a house. You're going to put your house up for sale. No one's going to buy it, though.

How are you going to fucking, what are you going to give your dog away? Mm-hmm. Move? It's a show dog, so it would be cool. Yeah, that's true. My guy. That is. Bubba.

Bubba. Bubba. I know. Mm-hmm. It takes six months to do it. a truck show. And that's something that we're thinking about.

Here's the thing. Before we start with the timer. Oh, yeah. What's the over under on them having red chairs? In Austin? Yeah. I don't think they're going to do that.

No? I mean, they are, they might, they have the money to move everything. I wonder, I'd love to see what the shipping. I feel like,

I think shops are going to be like, nah, it's not worth to the ship anything. He's going to be at a loss, buying new shipping. shit. No, we don't need any of that you just leave it here. Trying to sell it. You get rid of it.

And whoever stays here that's not moving, they'll just like, oh, sick. I have all this fucking equipment that shove. But then they'll, like, find dust and Cheeto stains on it. And, you know, why does his red chair smell like shit? He poops in it. He's like, that stupid. I can totally see him being like, no, we don't want to need it. And then, you know, he has to like spend thousands.

of bucks on new shit. Yeah. I don't know where he gets some money, but he has money. Clearly. He just bought a new pink Jeep. Mm-hmm. That's when we were like,

that's it. Yeah, that's what I want to quit. He has so much fucking money. That's what, I had no reason to name it open. My God, Maddie Chimber once was like,

dude, he's rich. He is so, when he's telling a story about meeting. He's like, I don't, how does he have, he grabs me by the,

he's like, how does he have so much money? I was like, Maddie, I don't know. I just do a show about him. 10 minutes a week. I barely know. Never met the guy.

You met him. He's like, he's got so much money. I'm like, okay. Fine. But anyways, that's not why you're here today. You're here to watch 10 minutes of shop, so start the timer. Play the chin clip. All righty.

Let's see. I didn't even have this open yet. Jesus Christ. On the page. Let's see. The first one is posted by a haphazard. It's called the Cowboy Hat Era Has Began. Oh, my God, dude.

unreal. I saw it. You already saw it? No. The hat. Oh, shit. Yeah. Let's see.

Wow. We predicted this or everybody did. I mean, yeah, dude. You think we're going to go to Austin without a hat? Oh, really, dude? Let's see. I don't know, baby. Come on, baby.

Just cozy. Yeah, I'm good. No. Stop it. Stop it right now. You fucking got to be what? Yeah, he's out of control. Those pants are probably the worst part.

Yeah, those are, those have Diet Starts Monday written all over him, Daddy. I mean, that's like a Crocodile Dundee style hat a little bit. Yeah. It looks like a sepia tone on Instagram or something. Everything that he's wearing. Yeah, man. He matched it and he's got the shoes. And I mean, this is a very scathed.

Yeah, dude. Where do you, you? Do you think he bought it himself? Great question. Because maybe wife you bought that. Do you think he's an online shopper where he's just buying shit online? He knows his like tailor sizes and he's like looking at dimensions and shit. And he's just like, I don't even have to leave the house, daddy.

He probably does know his sizes. I'll give him that. He's at the mechanic shop buying clothes. Yeah. But the shot, hey, can you help me out? He said he was going to help them out. He's like, uh, yeah, I'll be there. I'm buying these fucking checkered pants right now.

He adds to card a lot. He, I mean, yeah, I think he probably does know his sizes because he's a shopaholic. He has a lot of shit. Yeah. So he's got to know his sizes. Unless he just goes to stores and he's like, hey, can you hook me? I have this really big podcast, firing kid. I know Joe Rogan.

Oh, wear your hat. I'll wear your hat on TV. I mean, YouTube. I wear your hat. Can I have it? they're like threatened. They think they're being robbed. He's joking about the whole time.

That hat is crazy. Yeah. Let's see. Yeah, we're a couple cozy cozy guys. Now, you and I are a couple of cozies. Now,

here's a couple things I want to start this podcast with. I'm looking at your cowboy hat. Thank God he addressed it. Imagine they just had a podcast with a cowboy. We should do that. Yeah, we definitely. Fuck, we have to get cowboy hats now. I want to get a cool cowboy hat.

Shit. We're moving to Austin, dude. I'm telling you, blow up our lies, bro. Why are you fucking faking, dude? Why do you not want to move to Austin? I don't need a job. With or without you, dude. A boy Christian gave it to me.

And we know also the rule. See, somebody gave it to him. Oh, yeah. That's another thing. It's a gift. Please don't hurt me. Take my hat. You're going to need this in Austin.

Yeah. It's still it. It's all good. If you are a cowboy, you can wear a cowboy hat. Correct. If you're born and raised in Texas and you're going to an event, a cowboy hat, boots and a belt are also part of it. That's it.

Rodeo. If you are from Aurora, Colorado, and you work with horses, and you work with horses. You can wear a hat. You can wear a hat. But if you are a guy who lives in L.A. with those pants and you're wearing a cowboy hat. I still can't wear it? No, I didn't say that. Of course, you can wear the hat.

but it doesn't make you a cowboy it does make you a dick right typically and that's fine fair but i like that that was given to you and i approve because it matches your outfit does it match and it's a nice stetson it's a nice it's a proper cowboy hat proper stetson i might get bullied in texel might take it right the thing is nobody can bully you so at the end of the day you're fine because you have cauliflower ears and you're a giant yeah and i'll always be you're a giant and i'll Wear this fucking hat if I want. Yeah, and you're also not, you're not, you're not old Brennan. There's a lot of Aurora Brendan back in the real Brennan is back.

Yeah. I like the, I don't wear this hat if I want. Like what, I'm obviously thinking about other hats that you shouldn't wear, right? Like a, a, not sure you have. Oh, yeah, yeah. You know, like, I think he's like, I can wear whatever a hat I want. Brent, I don't think you understand why. Oh, my hat.

I like the little of this is. And he might give you a child. See, this is what I say about... Shop, shop, shop. Can I just tell you how I warn people? It's peptide, Brendan. Well, this is what I say to people about Brennan. Don't make me put on the yellow jersey.

Go ahead and say, just go ahead and start dissing Brendan for a second. Just if you're a guy... He's not that strong. I bet I could do this to him. Yeah. Say, he seems like a dick. Just go ahead. It seems like a bit of a dick, man.

You guys are always wrestling. Yeah. Hey, listen. Listen up. I love that you're saying all this, and you keep that to yourself. You don't want to say that with an ear shot. and say, why? Why not?

Because you might get gripped. I don't know the fuck they're talking about. He's doing the squeeze you thing. Oh, oh. I don't know if you got to stop it. It was going on for so long. He's keeping you busy right now. Watch, watch Call on here.

Oh, that you're saying all this. His feet start to shake and his body starts to move. You might get, yeah. You keep that to yourself. You don't want to say that with an ear shot. He plants the feet. He saw that? He was like, he's going to keep you busy right now, dude.

He's getting ready. Mm-hmm. Let's see. Why not? Because you might get gripped. Cripped. Yeah. You don't want to get gripped up.

Yeah. Horrible. I wonder, did that start off ironic, like how we go, yes. And now we can't stop? Because I do, I think it's funny. But I'm doing it ironically. I don't feel like he's doing it ironically. Like he's great, you're gonna get gripped.

Okay, so I think it is ironically because he's saying like, this is how we talk. You know? Double up the funny. But when he's doing politics stuff, he's like different voice, this and that. And he doesn't randomly go like, Rob the Santa. You know, he doesn't hit that voice when he's doing real talk.

With his politic thing is so funny, like his politics voice. Like he talks as if he's that dude from the meme who stands up with the thing. in his jacket pocket. But what he's saying is stupid bullshit. He has no idea. He's an idiot, dude. God help him, dude. Let's see what else we got here.

That's a promotion. I got to make this bigger pause. Okay, so posted by... I view those people the same idea. Why is it not letting me stop it? Oh my God. This is annoying screen. Here it goes.

Okay, so this is posted by Mock It Farses. I know this is a hater sub, but I really like the show. I made a highlight video for the guys to play while they make the move and don't know where else they might see it. Please be nice. Maybe you'll like it. All right. Something tells me there's going to be sarcasm here.

Oh, yeah. T-Fat K Best Moments Fan Edition. Let's see here. If you want to reach a large audience, I view those people the same I'd view a homeless guy critiquing my art or critiquing my set or critiquing a podcast. They do not matter. What do you care?

It'd be the same as a little. if a cat create a profile. That's a good example. Who cares? Even a homeless guy. Oh my God. It's definitely not going to be in the episode. But we can watch the clip.

Hold on a second. I used to think giraffe was giraffe. I thought I was spelled with a team. Don't money money In this context There's no disrespect So when I bust my round

You break your necks We got five minutes for us to disconnect From all intellect A rhythm of ambition Follow your intuition Free your inner soul And break the way for tradition Don't go to the bathroom there

Because you piss in the sink Weird What? Where? Do you guys like your freedom? You like having a opinion your freedom. Thank him.

You're welcome. You're welcome. Tongue. Michael's. Michaels. It says Michael's on the wall. Something's telling me this guy is not a real fan. It's like this, right?

It's like this. Santa lives here. Polar bears live here. Santa doesn't want to eat my polar bear. so he's up here. That's how you remember it. All the beers are down here. Yeah.

That's not a real hole in his pants. That's C.G. That's whatever it's called AI, whatever the fuck. That's not real. That's not real. I didn't have to go all the way in there. This fox was crossing a river in Germany, and then it just froze, and they just... Sometimes they can bring them back to life, yeah?

I thought they can't. No, sir. That's the movie. That's the movies. They did that. That's pretty funny, though. Dude, if that was on purpose, that's amazing. Yeah.

That would be such a funny bit because it's hilarious. He's like thinking of cryogenic freezing or something like that, but it's just a frozen fox in the ice. They can bring that back to life, right? So much. That's a Walt Disney, right? No. Walt Disney.

Delia's actually kind of funny there. Yeah, that for sure the song got cut out of the main episode. No chance. It's so funny, the amount of times I said that it got cut out and it's still in there. What do you think, dude? Just the greatest hits.

That was good. I don't think I've ever seen the Fox thing before. Oh, yeah. Have you? I feel like I have, dude. I don't know. Um, let's see here. Let's go to the next one.

It's posted by Glitch Doctor. It's called Always Been a Blue Collar Trug Guy. Um, with some sure shot, obviously in the shot. Just. Yeah, it's the cowboy hat. That's the, it's the new thing, dude. How many episodes do you think he's going to wear it in? Just this one?

I just pray to God he sticks with trucks and fish. And, you know, he's going to start working on the, farm. You know what I mean? How do you fit all that T-ball? Like, yeah, it's a lot. Yeah. He really is going to be that white boy that works too much now. Yeah. He pulled a bicep, so he's already ready for the farm. I feel like everyone that works on a farm has a pull bicep. Maybe. Uh, let's see here. I saw Travis Barcl. This is posted by chin puller of clips. Me and Travis Barker are boys, talk damn near every day. What happened with Travis Barker that they're reposting this? They just go through like the greatest hits. Oh, they haven't been posting in a while. Yeah.

Oh, the show, yeah. I guess that new episode is the one with a hat. Ah, I see. Let's see. But they should all be moved there, right? Because it's March, like April now. I remember he said they were going to do a bunch of like best of for a while. Did they do that?

I think so. And I think that's why people are making their own best of. Right, right. And that's like the classic, like, you know, random celebrity that he's friends with, but not really friends with. You know, you need a little bit of that. Adam Sandler. Who do you think was Camaro Anthony? someone thought he was

Carmelo. Oh, he thought Jay was Carmelo Anthony? No, some guy in the elevator thought that Schaub was was Carmilla Anthony, I think. Oh, right? Okay, and then...

Well, there's Adam Sandler, Pete Davidson, um, this, I guess, Travis Barker. But not Christalia. They didn't know

Christalia. They only had to know with them once. No, no, like, because before Christalia was kind of like, he was barely a person.

He had real evil, dark eyes. When he became a person, they met him. Finally. Yeah. The real Chris.

Yeah. Let's see. I was... Oh, Dave Chappelle. He told Dave Chappelle to stop smoking. Yeah, Dave Chappelle thought he was really funny. I picked my son up. Floyd.

I was driving down... Oh, yeah, float me with her. The road up here. And there's a guy tailing me in a Royals Royce. I want to start doing that. Digging at my eye. Oh, yeah. I can do the same.

You know, all black Royals Royce. I'm like, what the fuck? And I tell tell you, I'm like, stay down. He's riding my ass. I'm like, what in the fuck? And he's like, fucking when they're like, who the fuck is this? man.

They pulls up, and he goes, what's up, dude is Travis Barker? What the fuck you doing that? Because Travis Barker's my boy. Travis is one of the best people I know. Travis is literally one of the best people on earth.

He fucked to him. So I got to imagine machine gun Kelly is a good person. Thanks for that follow, Travis. That's so funny. What insert random name. He's like, I'm boys with Travis Barker. That's how I know Gordon Ramsey's pretty cool.

Okay. I thought you were going to do one. No, no, no, no, that's just good. That's funny. He's great. Yeah. That's my guy. Let me know if you want to jam.

I quit the show. Okay, copy that. With the best drummer alive right now, you want jam? What wouldn't I? That would be honorable. Why not? Was that time he jammed? This was like two years ago.

This is when they thought the show was moving to El Paso. This is a bro. It's time. He plays every day. Man, kiss my ass. Doesn't it mean I don't know how to jam with a band. You can play music. Play music.

Play music. I'm jamming with Travis Barker. Oh, you can... Oh, man. A bit of a painted narrative. Who do you think made that happen, dude? The show?

I'm painting a narrative, too, though. Oh, yeah. I have no clue. I think probably... I don't think Schaub made it happen. I think Chappelle probably did on his own. You're right?

You know why? What? You think Schab wouldn't have brought that up on the show? Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you would have taken credit for it. He would have been like, I was riding my bike and this guy was running after me. He's tailing me.

I was like, who did, Chappelle Lacey. He says, thanks for having Travis Barker play with me at that show. Thought it was a dirt serpent. Yeah, let's see what the next one is here. Posted by complacent exhausted, Malik resurfaces with a claim of diddy like behavior on Bapa's comedy road gigs. This isn't new, is it? I feel like this old. Right?

Yeah. Stand up better than Brandon Schwab Oh Yeah for sure You got that right here From Swab You're a UFC dude right Yeah

Yeah Yeah I was on that podcast Oh Oh shit You know No Nah no

We didn't End on great terms Why not Y'all swob I know you're a boxer Y'all swabble up Nah Nah

Nah I ain't get to Oh so you was on his podcast How was you on there For like a year During the pandemic Oh okay

And then If you fell out Yeah Because he wanted he wanted me to sign the NDA and I signed it during his group chat they were talking crazy

and they was like okay you know just they were saying some things because during that pandemic a lot everybody was really getting canceled homie Jeff Garland

Brian Callin Chris DeLea whatever the comedy like you know that me too fixing the mic is so funny yeah this show is awesome I mean the fact that they don't know

anything about Brendan Schaubb is so funny. The immediate disrespect with the Schwab thing is always so funny. It's hilarious. All of them said Schwab. And then like that's funny. And then also just the way this podcast is like direct. Like this guy looks like he's a bus driver.

He's like, hey. Oh, you really? Where are you going? Where are you going? Okay, cool, cool. Oh, Brennan Schaub was there. All right. Next stop.

East Street. Hey, but what, were you going to have fallen out with Brennan though? like he's paying attention to the road. Yeah. And then the other guys are just on the bus, like paying attention to a conversation they're not part of, you know? This is how I know a guardian angel is homeless as fuck, dude.

Because it possessed them to fix the mic to get like the story in the mic. He's like, I don't know why, but I feel like I have to fix the mic right now. And then that fool's like, gets possessed by the same way. He's grabbing the mic. Yeah, he's trying to get,

they all know that it's gold. They don't know why. They don't know why, but they know they like, everything that Malik has said up to this point, they don't give a phone about. But when it's shop, it's like, excuse me, sir. You get that mic up in your mouth, too. Annunciate.

He says, like, coronavirus, comedians getting canceled. He's like, oh, we got to make sure we catch this too. Let's see. You know, on the road, they were doing some shit. Yeah. Diddy shit? Man, worse. I mean, I don't really want to.

Worst. No. You guys are signing up. MDA shit. This is new. This is new. Diddy shit? It's relatively new probably.

Yeah. I know, interesting. The bus driver does not like what he's hearing, dude. His face is like, it was some shit. Well, y'all was doing like a traveling podcast? No, we were actually stand-up comedians. So what we'll do is we will be on the podcast and talk

and they will go to Brendan Sharp shows. And I was the host, the other black guy, he was a feature in Brendan Shob was the headline. Hmm. Yeah. He hit him with an earthquake. Yeah. Mm, yeah.

And then we'll talk about it We'll have a podcast like this But we'll just talk and One day, you know They said something And And her left Yeah, I ain't want to sign an NDA

He was like, all right Well, don't come back I was all right Yeah, you're like beat it man That's crazy man That's fucked up, man That's fucked up Yeah I agree

Yeah But we made bird sign an NDA Yeah I think I know what he's referencing. And yeah, dude, when I heard that, I was like, that's fucked up. Yeah. Same thing, dude. Sorry, I'm keeping it.

I mean, Malik had to deal with a lot. He's on the bigger and better things. She's figuring some stuff out. Yeah. But I heard he ran into Adam Sandler recently, dude. Yeah, let's see. What else do we got here? Shout out to Malik.

Come on on the show before we stopped doing this forever. This one's posted by Chin Poolewer of Clips, the great race and two blown hammies. Oh, we're for real is doing like greatest hits then. Everything is just greatest hits. Yeah, okay. Now, if we were like, all right, everybody in this room is going to have a foot race, 100 meters. You just get nervous.

Yeah. Anything. Yeah. I probably beat everybody. I believe you would. Not a chance. I would beat you in a hundred meter. Not a chance.

I bet you $5,000 I beat you in a hundred meters. You want to bet $5,000? Not a chance. I bet you $1,000. I've beat you in a hundred meters. Not a chance. I bet you. We'll set that up.

I would so beat you. I don't understand me. I'll racing these motherfucking vans right here. You, Bob, you, hold on. Hold on. 100 meters? Before you go, what are you banking off of?

On him? Well, the backflips? I guess is he's got a lot of explosion and he's very fast in a short distance, natural. I'm telling you. Now, hold on. Listen, I bet I've been a lot of people. Let me just say this.

Wait, wait, stop. I want to say this very. clearly. I am. I don't like the music. Yeah. Let's see. A racist. That's why I was going with this. Look at the way you're walking.

It's right there and you can see. So funny to grab both your legs. He broke both. It's so funny to grab both your legs. And laugh like, it's funny. It's funny. I mean, I can't believe. I pull, wouldn't you be in a lot of pain?

Yeah. I don't think you'd be able to stand on it, right? I don't really know how those. I know Achilles is super bad, like you can't walk, but he said he hamstring, right? That might be less painful. Yeah. I really don't know what the hamstring, but I assume that's painful. Yeah.

Right? I would see it. Yeah. He's laughing. Oops. Damn, I lost. He realized he was losing, right? Yeah.

Let's see here. So, running. It just looks fake. I mean, if you're like in serious pain, do you really stop like that? Yeah.

Maybe. But it's funny that he lost regardless. I mean, technically he's still running that 100 meters because he never crossed the finish line. He's like, I haven't lost the race yet. Never crossed the finish.

And Chappelle just blows through that thing. Oh, fuck, our boss. He broke both of his hamstrings. How did that happen? He's racing one of the employees. Why? They bet money.

He lost a thousand. But he's not going to pay him. He doesn't pay him his regular wages either. He calls him names. Let's see. This camera shot is great because it's like, where's shot at? And he comes all the way back. That is so funny, dude.

Like, it's either he pulled his handstrings or shit his pants. Yeah. It doesn't even seem like he's saying that right now. And like now he's building the lie. This is like a building the lie phase. The disappointed, this is a fool's crouch, you know? Yeah. I'm going to grab it and then I'll figure out what's wrong later, why I lost.

I don't even think Chappelle is really going full speed, to be honest. I think he's like kind of keeping pace and then when he's confident that he's going to win, he just goes, and then he's, then he notices that Brennan's not even there anymore. It slows down. Less than Michael Jordan Gene, dude. He's like, oh, come, this is the best you got. You can't keep me busy. I mean, is it just this over and over?

It's a happier Wednesday for some people than others. Now, the thing about life is that as we're younger and as we get older, we learn. See, I'm not smarter than anybody. I've just made more mistakes. And I always beg younger people to listen to me. And that's fair. Sometimes they don't. And sometimes they don't.

And what happens is we pull not one, But two hamstrings. Two handsstrings. And so Brennan has got two severe pulled hamstrings, and he's a little heavy right now. He's a little heavy of heart. The left one is, now I pulled it when I went to camp, the Buffalo Bills, last time I pulled it. Yeah. This is way worse than that.

This is way worse than that. Oh, you have to go. Oh, no. Sir, it crushed my NFL dreams. Oh. Oh, you can. Uh-huh. All right.

Damn. Yeah. regular old Brennan Schaub dreams, dude. You ever had a Brennan shop dream? How do you define that? It's like a dream you had before you had another dream and then you were pursuing all these dreams at once. Oh.

It's like NFL comedy, fish, podcasting. Yeah. I mean, I'm pursuing this podcast, but also my other dream was directing the Gringo Poppy documentary. Right. So I'm still kind of like, you know. Ever since you were a kid, you dreamed about directing the Gringo Poppy documentary?

day. Let's see. This next one's posted by Don't Know Who to Axe. Moving to Texas, me come to me come to. It's from. Dumb and Dumber? No. It's something about Mary, right? Oh, okay. Yeah. I think. That's funny. Let's see here. This one's posted by Chin Pillar of Clips. Meeting Drake, Robert Downey Jr. and Will Smith, the same day. They're huge fans of the hybrid. The hybrid. The car? Fuck. Hopefully not. That's electric. Yakes. Let's see. The only person I've ever been in the same room with, I'm like, I got to get a pick. I have to. And I was like, how am I going to do it? And then he came with me. I was like, man, you think this guy really has a chance?

I was like, I was, holy shit. It was Drake. Oh, no shit. I was working for Showtime for the Floyd Conner fight. And I was like the MMA expert for Connor. So I'm going to suit and tie, getting ready to go on stage. And I was like, we're in Toronto doing the press conference. And it's wild. It was the first day, wild, sold out arena. And I'm like, man, this is.

crazy. I see Drake, I'm like, holy fuck, that's Drissy Drake. Run through the Six. What does run through the Six mean? Running through the Six? Yeah. Great question. Yeah. I'm pretty sure the Six is representative of Toronto. Oh. And running can be a number of things. Right. You know, what do you do pulling both your hammies in the six basically?

Right. Yeah. Okay. There's just too many saying. Yeah. Meeting Drake is a peaches delight, dude. We were in Toronto. Oh shit, Drake's running through the six. Mm-hmm. That's facts. Running through the six with my woes, I think is the original version of the song.

It's a song. Oh, it's a song. Yeah. Okay. Let's see. Do the six. I got to get a picture. I have.

Yeah. Pull in both my hammies with my woes. Mm-hmm. All right. The way Will Compton reacted is how I reacted when he said. And how I would in real life, too, if I had chopped to the six. And I'll say, I got to get a picture. That's me, dude.

That's me. I could be on bar stool. He's repeating it. Ever heard of me? Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm here for. That's fucking, he's my favorite. And I was all nervous

and I hear out of the corner of my air, man, he thinks kind of really has a chance. Man, I hear you talking about that bullshit. And I was like, yeah, actually, holy shit, what up, dog, I need a picture. He was like, yeah, no doubt. It's like, oh, fuck. But you were also there where Will Smith and Robert Downer Jr.

I didn't ask them for a picture. Yeah, but they were like, oh, it's the hybrid. And they wanted to talk to you. Yeah, Robert Downer was like throwing front kicks out. me like very cool man that's when you need that like a producer you need somebody around it's hey guys get in and get a photo you know what that party

took all our phones it was an Oscar party and everyone in tuxedos so there's no cell phones I've been to those parties and Will Smith asked me to Will Smith asked me if I did private training he did Will Smith was like hey man you told a little bit you're the reason why you punched buddy face

yo he's laughed oh boy I didn't train you're the reason why Chris Rock no I didn't train with him I didn't take him up on it I got different vibes What did you say to him? No I'm gonna hold Mitz for you

You didn't say no I promised you I was like Well at the time As a current UFC fire I'm like oh I don't I don't like hold Mitz dog If you want to put me in fucking Will I whatever the fucking I am legend

Will I am He said it Will I am You want to put me inside of Will I am He's just like The vibe I get from this is Will And I forget the other guy's name now They are like they're back in the locker room, right?

And they're making fun of the guy that's dumber than them, you know? They're like, oh, yeah, what'd you do? Yeah, oh, what's that? And then afterwards, they're like, dude, we got them to do so much stupid shit. It was hilarious. Fuck your mother.

They're like giving each other high-fis. We're like, we've got to fuck with that. You know, I won't say what they say, but we got to fuck with that more often. Yeah. Three, I mean, but I don't hold Mitz, Daddy. You get there? I don't hold Mitz Daddy.

whatever the fucking I am legend three I'm in but I don't hold Mids daddy you get there he's got a mids daddy he's got a latex he repeated it too he said Mids daddy that's crazy mask on you

oh fuck I didn't plan on this you're gonna be a zombie can you go that's the vibe I go yeah best in the business I mean dude I wish I met half the people he met

is that what he wants people to say I think yeah maybe just He thinks he's a name draper, dude. He thinks he's painting interesting aspects of his story. You know, you always want to talk about the most famous people you met in a story. I got to write that down. This is posted by Fudge Runyon.

Way Gup, babe. Oh, wake up, babe. We're in Austin. That's so fucked up, dude. That's so fucked up. It's extremely mean. And then Brian over getting arrested. Yeah, it is a pink Jeep, though.

think that's what they're... Look at our foot. Our foot. Ew! That's so gross. I mean. Just mean. But also all the chombies too.

Yeah. All right. Let's see what we got next. Love seeing the community in the comments. Abel Statition 1. It's Pornhub. Can't believe that this dick that's going in cat... What?

Whoa. Pause. I didn't know that. Talking about Luke King. The hammerhead is blocked. buser. Same dog that's been in seven guys. Can a A. B? You slinging? I mean, I don't know. Of all the crossovers, I expected this one. Yeah,

this is strangely, it should have come sooner probably. Yeah, cats jacking off together for sure. That's the, okay, crazy. All right. So I guess I think what I'm reading is that cat is dating a porn star or something. Can't believe that's the dick that's going in

cat from T. Oh my God. I didn't catch that at all. Dude, I had a really weird. I'm so stupid. I thought that this was a video about boating a cat. And I'm so glad it's not. I feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders, honestly. You think homeless cats are watching cat porn? I mean, it makes sense. I don't think that cat porn exists, hopefully. But I just was like, it's just my brain shut down. It was like, cat porn. What are we doing here? Can't, can't go there. Just going to let it go. But cats are a porn star? That's fun. Well, look, no judgment here.

for her. Get yours, Daddy. Maybe he's a nice guy. Come up from baseball. This is posted by Busy Middle 8108. It's called Quick Chip Seasoned with a couple of lies for y'all. Let me know what you taste. Looks like a while ago, right?

Or it might be new because of the positioning of the sure shots. That's how you could tell the era. Those are magic minds, bro. Right? My bad. Yeah. Be cool. I don't know what it is anymore.

Dude, Shur Shot, Magic Mind. Yo, Cratum. Happy Hippo, Cratum. There's always something in front of their feet. That's true. Imagine the ad space they have like for sale. Like if they give out like a fucking portfolio to people that are like in front of the feet is the best place. Because we're always wearing fresh kicks.

Behind this is all right. You know. What do you think is the most expensive place to put anything in here? I think rain probably the rain position. You know, because I barely like, you didn't even know that was magic mine. You were just like, sure shot around. But there's no mistaking the rain. I mean, I can't be the only one.

Let's see. I'll come up and basically Dude, Bosti, he's been obsessed with bats Because I told him there's bats in Austin So we walked to get bats Some dude, whatever knew I was around town Came up and was like, hey man, welcome to Austin Give me a cowboy hat

Oh, come on. How great is that? With my name on everything. What? Dude. I didn't understand a word of that. So somebody walked up to him And gave him a cowboy hat with his name on it and everything. Okay, that part I got, but the bats thing.

We went around basically Dude, Bosti, he's been obsessed with bats Because I told him there's bats in Austin So we walked to get bats To get bats Okay, I see where you're confused now So they're known for bats Which are scary creatures that fly in caves

But also T-ball Is ever present in their lives And they use bats to hit balls Right So it sounds like there's Why he's obsessed with bats I don't know how you're obsessed With a baseball bat

Right So it sounds like he's obsessed With scary bats Yeah, I get I'm thinking, now I'm over thinking this. I think they probably went to get like stuffed animal bats. Right? Probably.

Because he is a young kid. Yeah. That's my bad look. That's the team's fault. Some dude, whatever knew I was around. So they were going to get bats. Stuffed animal bats. And little did you know, you get a free cowboy hat.

With your name. With your name on it. How would he have his name on it? Maybe it was like in the store. The guy was like, I got a cowboy hat. I can put your name on it for free. they make hats in the store. Oh, engraving it?

There's an engravers because they're not getting, they're getting baseball bets. Listen, it's a lie. Or a Cowboys leaving his house every day. Like, now that I know Bernie Child going to live here, I'm going to get in my hat and get his name on it. And he don't go surprise him one day. In the first day, he goes to Austin.

Somebody has a hat for him. Brian's hat says, or his realtor just got him a hat. Yeah, I mean, I don't believe a word of that story, honestly. Well, that's your takeaway, dude. I believe Bapa. Believing Bapa, the new documentary

coming to Netflix next year. Let's see. The next one is posted by Miserable Number 104. It's called, look what the cat dragged into Blockbusset. Malking the Scorpion. I don't know what role Chin plays in milking the Scorpion King.

And who's that at the bottom, Brian? Yeah, that's Brian. All right. Oh, boy. Careful boys. To my hair. complacent exhausted posted this one. Let's see what this is about. Hey,

find me the fucking evidence. There's no evidence. It's also like, with all due respect, coal plunging, like a lot of doctors are like doing coal plunging every day for no reason is not necessarily good for it.

A, unless you're an elite athlete with inflammation, it really doesn't do much. Also, you can actually make you. Was that us or was that their squeak? That was them, dude. Let's see.

Because if that was us, I apologize. What the fuck was that? If it's them, I also apologize because I'm playing it twice. Could be the door. Sure. An elite athlete with inflammation. It really doesn't do much.

Unreal. Or a table moving. Get some WD-40, dude. Table of wheels. That's the one good thing about a new studio is like, shit's not going to squeak, dude. You know? Also.

You can actually make you. What? I'm laughing at that. The new studios will be less squeaky. Yeah. I mean, we'll see. Who knows? Maybe.

Well, Cowboys, that's one of their ambiances, right? What? Fucking saloon doors. They should get that in the studio. Saloon doors for sure. Awesome. Yeah. They should do the new podcast standing up.

They walk into the saloon. This is the fighter and the kid. Do you think they have, they'll have like animal heads on the wall now too, probably, right? I like this. Yeah. This is great. No sneakers on the wall for sure. No animal heads.

And then maybe when you go to work, you can do that buck hunter game that they have at bars. Duck, duck. Duck, duck. Or duck hunt. Duck hunt. Yeah. I feel like boots.

He's already wearing boots, Mr. on the right here. Oh, yeah. Calum's born in boots. You know why? He's already living in Austin. Facts. So less sneakers.

A lot more boots. For sure. And this is a legit guess. They're going to bring on assless chaps and talk about assless chaps. Oh, God. maybe. I could say it has done as a bit. Brennan chopped beef jerky.

Beef jerky. No more nicotine. Just jerky. I don't think they'll ever get of the nicotine, Daddy. True. Let's see. But also, it can make you weaker. If you're just working out, trust me, I know my workout's so tough. Trust me, you don't

have enough inflammation where you need to sit in a cold tub every day. You don't need it. Right. I know you want to fit mentally tough. Go run. Yes. come on yeah also cold tubs for real athlete

that's a dessert that's a mental tough oh buddy that's that's your toughest thing you do all day oh sweetie

how important is the plunge pool or is that just a trend is that zumba for today no it's real it has without a doubt it has great

physiological and mental benefits I do it every day at 434 Same. Yeah. I do it too. I don't know what shop's talking about. Yeah, it helps cool off the violence in my name.

Yeah, I mean, honestly, if I didn't do it, I'd probably be in a lot of fights. Yeah. Annoy me, I'd be in jail. I'd be all creaky. Creaky, creaky. Wow. It's. Ducks.

That's your toughest thing you do all day? Oh, sweetie. Don't tell me not to do it. Because if you tell me not to do it, I got to do it. I have to. Four women have accused the Goldberg. That's so great. I love the endings of these clips sometimes, dude.

Any star Brian Callan of sexual assault and misconduct. Fucking pediful! I left up the finger. Any thoughts about that? What do you think about cold plunging? Still going to do it? I mean, yeah. It's like part of my routine now.

After my monster workout in the morning, I'm just like, honestly, like, that's why I never get angry because I do so much, like, I'm exhausted at the end of the day. I just don't have the energy to, like, fight. I definitely feel less scathed when I get out of the coal plunge, you know? Oh, yeah. But now that he's called me a big old pussy for getting in the coal plunge, I'm like, yeah, what are we doing here, you know? That's true. I see that, too.

It's like, does it even have any benefit? I mean, if I get a dick shrinks up and, you know? I'm all cold and shit. Yeah. I don't know. Let's see here. This is posted by White Trash with Class. Comedy is legal again with our boy Brian Callahan.

They never spell his name right on here. That's the correct way, right? That is a horrible. I know. Laughter on lockdown. I mean, just don't let the documentary come out. Is this about COVID? It's a documentary.

I don't know. It came out on April Fool's Day. So I hopefully is a joke. Yeah. Let's see here. That picture is so. Brenda does his getting a Tesla spiel on Golden Hour. Complacent, exhausted.

Okay, so he's, what do you think? I think he's still anti. I'm still sticking to he's going to get a Tesla. Maybe, but I don't think so yet. It's a lot of build towards like being a Tesla guy, meaning he wants to be like a spearhead of like pay me money and I'll promote Tesla. Oh, yeah, that's definitely not going to happen.

But I don't know. For me, because I'm also thinking about doing this with my Tesla. cyber track. I would just take a V8 engine and put it in. Easy. So easy. You're right. Poor lightning style. And then buy a Jeep that's kind of like pinkish on the side. Oh yeah. Well, Kibbe Tech, you know, put some blowers and yeah. Valve it up. Valves. Vival it always. They always use it for like guys that listen to Drake or whatever. Guys that drive Tesla's.

Well, not anymore. That picture is. Now I want one. I want one. I hope a liberal fucks with it. Wait, why do you want a Tesla? Because the liberals are fucking with them. Like, then fuck with all the cars. Yeah, I get that. Yeah, so I want him to fuck with my car. You're a weird. I'm terrified of a homie taking a second to take a breath after I say something.

If that happens, I'm like, oh, no, what do I do? I'm eating my own tail. Yeah. You know, that's when you know you're fucked. Uh, here, we're. Just wherever, you know. I chose, I chose violence. He's like, I turned 402 and I went, oh, it's, it's, it's, it's,

I'm in my violence era. I think there's certainly some genetic violence in me. I mean, to be prejudiced against myself, I look like a violent person. You know, if I didn't know me, I'm just even the way I'm built. Not even just the working out part, just the size of my hands. Okay, I thought he was going to say. The size of mine. I thought he was going to say that he's tall.

That's the only thing he had, like, proportionate. it to my body, my hands are fucking huge. Yeah, yeah. That's true. And I mean, I deal with the same thing. Big feet. I mean, how many fights do you think you would get in if you were like six inch disorder? I feel like I would be fighting all the time. It's tough to say because I'm already in so many fights, you know?

I got the same. It's crazy to say, but I got the same shit that you're talking about. I got to think about this all the time. Mm-hmm. I got these really small hands, you know? giant head. Small teeth, big gums. Nothing fits me.

My dentist killed himself. And I killed him. I killed my dentist. I mean. Because I think it was violent. And their assistance. Yeah. Like there's the width of my shoulders.

Like there's most likely a lot of violence in my history, in my past, in my ancestry. Yeah. That picture is so funny always. Oh, I think I played it again. Was that the ending? Yeah, right? Wow, he's, he's a small guy. He looks like he would be a good gimley in Game of Thrones.

Or what is it called, the Lord of the Rings? I don't really know Lord of the Rings. I will. A dwarf. Oh. But they're stocky. I agree. You know, big hands.

Yeah, I mean, dwarfs, so they have violence in their DNA. Mm-hmm. Give them an axe. And XJ. Let's see. This is posted by Cole Phelps 1-247. When you realized that you went from doing interviews on the red carpet to having to move to Texas in hopes of rekindling your dying podcast. Oh, fuck.

I mean, it's just a picture of him. I don't really get that from this. What would you caption this? So he couldn't afford UFC, huh? Yeah. When you tell your homie, you fuck squirrels. And then this is the homie over here. you know.

Yeah. All right. I tried. Let's see here. Wait. What till you see the new studio posted by air pumper? It looks like it's the Joe Rogan spaceship. Oh, man.

This is posted by a complex situation. Getting ready to see this every day. This will be his new style for a few years. That's a good pull of, like, callback. Hold it. He's got the stupid cow. What do you think on? Yep.

It's not that far off from what he's dressing like now. Yeah. This is Complaced, exhausted. Chin dropped a new vid going for a ride with Bapa. It says, Brendan took us out for sushi

with his souped up Ford excursion. Let's see. Run. What? You can't? Okay. Sounds like a spaceship though.

It sounds dope, dude. Supercharger? Turbo. You should come back here. Sounds like that. That's so funny. Yeah. I almost feel like before the video started,

Shav was like, all right, when you get in, you got like play it up. There's a new car I got. And then you go, you go supercharger and I'll go turbo. Well, you know what's funny is, do you know what another word for supercharger is? No. Turbocharger?

They're the same? It's the turbo, yeah. I've made that mistake before. I'm pretty sure maybe I'm not saying it right again because I'm a priest guy. I don't even know what a charger is. Your phone's always dead Supercharger

Turbo The next trip Where's beating? Where's Beanie guy? Sounds dope The way it winds up It whistles Tell me about the whistles

The whistles Anybody that has it in their neighborhood It's going to be totally driven crazy It sounds like what you want to Wooo It's that woo Woo Okay, this is the biggest test.

Myrtle tips. Pizsink. The farm meat mold. Because I don't fuck around when it comes to meatballs and the medicis. Oh, you got the big ones. Yeah. Yeah, I don't trust that. Chin's cooking was so bad, I just don't trust anyone there.

Any food in T-Fat K Studios. Not going to eat it. No. I won't even have a sure shot there. I'll drink one of the reins. I drink a sure shot because I'm always dread. No, yeah, true. You'd fit right in over there.

This is the next one's posted by Homeless Cat 5567. Tom about hankering for a hunk of cheesebee. That's pretty great. Too real. Damn. He does have like that weird yellow film over him, huh? Mm-hmm. It's not as very close.

This one's posted by Dandy Kaufman, electric cowboy personality downloading. Oh. Oh, no. Let's see. Would this make you get an electric car? They have no clue. You think Brandon will get an electric car if this was the case?

I think eventually. I almost, see, my whole narrative of anti, I still, on my hat it says anti-electric. But now that the lives are putting fucking Nazi signs on electric cars and fucking electric cars, it makes me want one. So I'm conflicted. Like, my extreme. Pause. Oh my God. Hate for electric cars is kind of dulled down because these fucking woke liberals are going after people with electric cars.

Now I'm like, God damn it. Now I want one. Look at that. That's a beautiful car. Yeah. You know me. I'm, you know me, I'm on that team. And I was, and when he did I went, oh, buddy.

Bubba, listen. That's a Nazi thing, Bubba. Come on, be cool. That's so funny how people are like, we just stop making politics about teams and this and that, whatever. And this fool's like, I'm on the team. I want a liberal to fight me, dude. Yeah, we're like, they're trying to con the writer. He's like, I want it because I want to.

fight people. Why? So stupid. He's like, this is the outsiders, dude. Fucking West Side story. We're going to fucking stab each other outside in the park. All righty. Let's see what the next one is complacent exhausted post of this rinks glazing

brand flakes on his new house in Texas. Did I read that right? Perfect. Tight. What do we got, Chin? It's a good podcast. Well, breaks good for us. Yeah. I get excited. Yeah, I get excited about Austin.

I get horrid anxiety. I get excited, horrible anxiety. Listen, look at me. Best decision you ever made. That's what everyone says. That house you got? How cool is that? What?

Yeah. Hey. Did I win? I love my house. I don't have a mortgage. Did I win? Oh, dude. Because I love my house and I was like this.

Got a little tight in my seat. I was like, back out of my seat and coach. I had to buy that ticket right away with my pants. Yeah. So I was in the middle. Sixth hour flight. And I was like this. And I'm happy for my boy.

But I was like, a little tight in the mouth. Well, hot shit. Damn. You know, the show is really about the success of Brendan.

Yeah. That's, I mean, Brian is along for the ride. So he's got to talk about how well Brennan is doing or else people aren't going to tune in. Yeah.

Guadalajara, Guadalajara. Let's see what we got next This is posted by a successful egg 8345 Bapa's electric cars In Mothership era incoming Electric Avenue remix Okay, so a lot of fucking clips are going to get cut out And I'm banking on it, dude

Let's see here So you have no clue Fucking potty sized electric cars And fucking electric cars It makes you For a lot of one Liberals are going out of Oh no, wow.

Oh no, wow. This. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, wow. Yeah. I'm going to need you to be hanging out. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I'd like to. Yeah. We'll show around to say, we'll see the podcast tomorrow. that's crazy. The P.F. Changs. I was absolutely wrong. He is going to buy an electric car.

So that was a wrong guess on my end. I've been day one. He's getting an electric car. Yeah. Well, you know, you have a better sense of this stuff than I do. I always said that. I don't like that, though. I want you to have the better sense of this stuff, dude.

I don't want to know what a redact's going to do, dude. Yeah, dude. When it comes to what happens next, I ace it every time. see here. This is posted by successful egg 8345, two henchmen and an Asian doctor walk into a bar. Sorry for your loss, 2.0. All right. I mean, this looks like old,

right? He's wearing a thick boy hoodie. Oh, yeah. And those are like five bucks now. I have four of them in my car. Don't even ask me how many have in my closet. Can go, sorry for your loss. Each giant Asian doctor walks up to me and goes, Mr. Shab.

Sorry for your loss. I go, I want big nog in Brazil. The night before my coach who speaks Portuguese sat down with these two dudes in a suit and he's whispering and he goes, hey, when you knock him out we put on this jersey. It's the rival team that he represents. I go, because soccer's huge out there. You don't give a shit? How much? It was like

80K in cash, which at the time is all the money in the world. Yeah. So I'm like, fuck yeah, I'll do that. So these two henchmen in tuxitos work for, you know, the Brazilian mafia knock on my door, I answer it. They go, good luck. They put the money into the hotel

safe. Safe. And they go, Once you knock them out, we're going to call you and give you the code so you can get your money. But if you lose, we're coming back and getting the money home. All right, whatever, man, I'm going to knock this dude out. Didn't go my way. Back in the locker room that night, cry my eyes out, concussed. Dush, do, do, dish. Two-hans ran walking go, sorry for your loss.

Take the fucking 80 grand cash, walk out. He turns around and goes, you can keep the jersey. Why the fuck you lying? Why you're always lying? Oh my God. Why fucking lying? Yeah, that's right. It made no sense.

Yeah, dude. I mean, that's your takeaway. I just saw UFC fighter spilling his guts. Talking about the bad side of the industry. Oh, shit. Do you see that title, dude? Hell, do you want to read it? Go for it.

El Gringo, Poppy, Dos, and Austin Tejas? What the fuck, dude? Dandy Kaufman, too, posted this. That'd be amazing. We'll end on this one, dude. I'm going to need. There's no. No way.

I mean, there's always been a way. You're right. There's always been a way. We should be working on it now. We should be writing him jokes and DMing them to him every day. Anything I can do. I'll give anything for another gringo poppy. Like, hey, puta, pooh-a-cabron.

Here's a joke. You know what I mean? Let's see. You to be hanging out a little bit, a little bit at the mothership in that green room. I'm going to need, because everybody asks about you, All the time. Why are they asking about it? Yeah, they want them back.

We got people in this. You guys don't know. You guys don't know. We have people at the mothership that are doing some stuff behind the scenes. We know some people there. I won't say names. They are also working with us.

Bobby Lee has been giving us so much money that we have expendable income to give to other comedians that are already mothership regulars. Yeah. And they are giving money to others. That's how much money. It's like a pipeline.

Yeah, yeah. Door guys, regulars, interns. a whole lot of Tiger Brother emails. I don't know. I don't know. Just saying. I need you just just show up. Yeah.

I'd love to. Yep. And maybe we give a couple people to shove around and just say, we'll see it the podcast tomorrow. Yeah. Right? Yep. You know what I mean? Whatever it takes.

And you're going to love it. You're going to fucking love it. Where'd you see the new studio? I'm excited. Would you see the new studio? Yeah. Yeah. I'm excited.

Yeah. It's cooking, buddy. Yeah. Dude, you're going to love it. I was like, what I owe you, man. I'm from L.A. I'm from L. a little bit at night.

Yeah, I will for sure when I get that. And, you know, I did Brian Redband's Club, fantastic. It's right there. Red Band's killing it. He's killing it. And, you know,

there might be a world where we maybe get you back up eventually. I don't think so, Bubba. I can't. No, I'll do live on the kids. I'll do live and fire you're saying 10 minutes. I have no desire to be.

We'll see what happens. You're going to do it. It's the amount of work, Bubba. Yeah, I know. You're right, though. Just sit and think. Gentle. I can't imagine.

Hey, can I? Hey, can I. Can I get the supplies there? I'm going to do it right. Can we get set up? Yeah, but we'll get it. Oh, we'll do it. Hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm got a couple stories under our belt.

He's got him to tell a story. I'm not a kid anymore, man. That worked back in the day. Listen. I was like, tell stories, okay. Just tell a story. I can't anymore, man. A quick story and we'll just, we'll pepper it up.

Yeah, I can. Oh, dude, this might get you on some peptides in TRT. Yeah. I went to Waze to Wells. Yes, I'm going to go there when I go there. Bro. Listen, I don't know. You hear Schaub and you take his word every time.

I know you. Yeah, I do. When I hear Schaub, I know what's happening, dude. He's resisting so that he could be like, all right. You know what I mean? I hope so. He's like waiting for, however many people to ask him to do it. Just like moving to Austin.

We should start. He's out here saying like, people want me to move to Oz. I'm staying in California, dude. Not a chance, not ever. Same thing's happening. Sorry, what we're going to say? Oh, that's right. I think we should start a petition.

We should start like a move on.org thing, Brendan Schaub to do stand-up again. Can you do that? Probably. Let's do that. Let's do it. Yeah, I'm down. All right, you heard her here first.

Here's the thing. Should it be, because you got a 4D chess. Okay. 4-0 chest. Right? You got to play some 4D chess here. Sure. Okay, I'm listening.

Do we say, for Brendan not to do stand-up ever again or for Brendan to do... Because if you get enough haters... Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Then that shit gets filled up.

He's like, fuck the haters. Yeah. And also, you have to be liberal to sign this petition. Brandon Schopp should never do stand-up again. Yeah. We're knocking off a bunch of fucking C-Climbs. See that?

I don't really do C-Clems that much, but I'm hitting it. We're knocking off a bunch of triggers for him. You know what I mean? Haters, liberals. Mm-hmm. smart, be, don't, don't do this. You know what I mean?

Logic. Yeah. Yeah, those are both such good ideas. I don't know which one's better. We should do both of them. Yeah. We should start the, he should do stand up again, Republicans. And then he should never do stand up again, liberals.

He's just at the top of it says Republicans, liberals. Okay. Yeah, both. Why not both? Yeah. Okay. All right. I'm down.

Let's do it. Well, yeah, I think that's the last clip for today, dude. All right. That's our show. See you next week. Oh!