10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub BROKE CHIN’S NECK! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #133

Episode Date: December 22, 2024

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It's pretty good. I mean, you in. Yeah. It's pretty good. I mean, you know. Yeah, it's acting. It's terrible. We also did Anthony Jeselnik last week.

We did Anthony Jeselnik and we also free on the live, which we do every Wednesday, we watched Jeff Dyes. We watched 20 minutes of a special. We thought maybe

you should cut it down. Yeah. Yeah. But anyways. Gringo Poppy, 27 minutes. Yeah. I mean, what are you doing?

Peaches Delight, dude. Peaches Delight. But anyways, that's not why they're here, dude. No, definitely not. They're here to watch Tim as a shop. So start the timer. Play the chain clip. All righty.

We got a lot of weeks to go through today, Chip. Clip. This is called Brandon Schwab responds to Anthony Jesselnik mocking him posted by Guild Guitars. Let's see here. Just remember there was one where I want to say the comic's name, but anyone watching this could guess

who I'm talking about, where he put out a special and they ran like a clip of all of his friends and no one said he was funny. Damn. ran like a clip of all of his friends just and no one said he was funny damn such a good observation reminding reminding me of a young timos days of yesteryear dude this is like the beginning of him becoming homeless you know it's fun to watch before you know it he'll be watching it every night every week 10 minutes a week

that's how that's how it starts you know you start with a few minutes and then it's 10 before you know it next thing you know you got 15

nicotine pouches in your mouth next thing you know you got Zin you're taking a Zin on the show yeah that's what you have to

that's what you're looking down the barrel of Jezelnik I hope you're ready for it put on your big boy pants big thick boy pants with three C's That's what you're looking down the barrel of, Jezelnik. I hope you're ready for it. Put on your big boy pants, big thick boy pants with three Cs. You work so hard, man. No one works harder than you.

You're such a grinder, and he's like crying. That would be very funny to do again. Really, dude? You're not tough to me. You ain't shit. I will fucking wreck you. Cut the bullshit. If you're doing this because you fancy yourself a fisticuffs pull the fuck up i'll drop my kid off at fucking practice roll over push your

fucking neck off and then pick him up just in time with a diet coke you know it's so funny because this is so recent it's like he never stops dude no no he's always producing content right yeah imagine you get beat up by someone wearing a drive fast all gas hat hey he shows up to the next show there's blood on his drive fast all gas hat over the the uh lightning bolt what happened uh you know nothing that stopped me from picking my son up at practice with a Diet Coke it was easy work light work you know those praying mantises

barking at tigers dude yeah wants a Diet Coke same day different shit you know he could have said Big Gulp

yeah with a Big Gulp he didn't say Big Gulp because that would make him piss he didn't have enough time I might have to piss while beating you up because I had a big goal.

He beats you up in a park and then he pees in the water fountain. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? Kids drink from that. Let's see here. On stage, that's what men do. Whenever I want, don't make me stop and twist your fucking neck off. Beat people up over minor slights.

Big old pussy shove, that's enough for you you're an adult act like an adult brendan shop gets that tweet and he's like what would a man do yes as if a father would be like like you imagine someone call your dad a pussy and he just like beats them up and goes to jail no no you, you can't do that. You'll go to jail if you do that, idiot. Also, go to the doctor. We can't lose this. This is all we have. Let's see. I will snap his fucking neck.

I will twist your fucking neck off. I will fuck you up. I will fuck you up. It drives me nuts. Solitary. Or drives me nuts. Solitary. Or an insane asylum. Padded walls. Shout out to Guild Guitars, dude.

Always got solid stuff. Very good. Any other thoughts on that? No. No? You don't want to have a video of people saying how great you work when you drop a special? No, because then I'll cry just like him. You know?

I can't cry in airwaves. True. Let's see here. This one's posted by ETD, right? What does it say? ETID 1986. Running out of people, though. Hot Ones just sold for 82.5 million.

Just happy to see my bald brother making it work, scooping up that ball bag, that chicken bag. Damn. That's facts. Damn. Very good. Very good, Sean. Keep it up.

Like you. You're a good guy. Let's see here. Oh, dude, your boy posted this on Chang's. Oh, yeah, fucking dude. This is hilarious. What can I say, dude? I mean, I scooped up the bag.

I'm not going to lie. Posted by me, Adrian Majesty. I put peaches dice. Can I ask you a question? Yeah. I'll give you an answer. I know what you're going to ask. Okay.

You do know what I'm going to ask? Go for it. How did you, or like when you were watching this, like, did you think like, what made you do it? Or did you just think, now I'm sorry, I'm like, I won't let you answer. I was thinking about making it chin because chin is so mysterious now on the after hours and so like you know he's got the sunglasses in the but i searched ren and shop and this picture of him as a fighter came up and i'm like oh it looks exactly like yeah the smile yeah the eye yeah that's good that's you've reached

you've reached peak rate act dude yeah dude very good but listen i'm not gonna lie to you i fucking fail every time i post on changs right so i just literally just didn't even think of a title i was just like made this meme and then i just put peaches dice i was like whatever i just put i was only gonna delete it later oh dude peaches delight is a perfect title well peaches dice i mean yeah oh i just put to me i just that in my brain that's like the peach and the dice thing oh peaches delight they went right into the redact section i just did uh i just i didn't it doesn't even make sense i just put a dice next to a peach that makes sense uh but there was some solid comments i liked all of them nice ceo jacked up the starbucks order all makes sense

now let's see there's some other ones. CEO told him to pull the fuck up and he did. Came out unscathed with the Diet Coke. Bapa would have missed. Great comment, right? Sure. What do you think Bapa would have done if he was trying to kill a CEO?

Probably try and hit him with a truck. I mean, the easiest thing, right? Easiest thing for him to do, but then he'd flip the truck. The CEO would be like, what happened? CEO saves his life. This one's great. I've been into assassination since I was six years old.

I used to hide my Hitman paraphernalia in my mom's closet. Conspiracy theorist calling it an inside shop. I like that wordplay. Yep. Anyways, so shout out to everyone that liked this dude. Finally I fucking hit on Chang's dude. There we go dude. We don't matter.

We didn't count. Great post. Never seen it. Yeah. This one's probably the same clip but let's just see what happens. Careless Genius posted this corner. Comedians sent in videos congratulating Jesslyn Nick on his special. This is what head chef AJ had to say. Thank him.

Let's see. A shark bit. Yeah. I'm thrilled with it. I just remember there was one where I want to say the comic's name, but anyone watching this could guess what I'm talking about, where he put out a special and they ran like a clip of all of his friends

and no one said he was if you didn't see the first time everyone just kept saying like you work so hard man no one works harder than you you're such a grinder and he's like crying that would be very funny to do again but thank you to everyone who uh gave me a sarcastic or a legitimate shout out oh really dude hell yeah great special I saw it once. Very good. Let's see here. All right.

This one's posted by Haphazard. Chin finally admits that his boss caused his neck injury. One of our guys. All right. Do you want to say anything before? Well, we all thought that, right? Right. And then Haph, obviously, basically the documentarian of all like the all thick boy nation

scooped up the bag okay but I had nothing I had nothing to say I just said a bunch of words I was like why is he asking me this

I don't know I panicked I mean I think it's a big deal oh that he yeah maybe he can yeah he's

he's this well I haven't seen it so I don't know yet let's see you have some neck problems, huh? Yeah. Why don't you tell us about that, how that happened.

Brian and Brendan. All right, on to round two. Good stuff. Get to know the guests. Good questions, Nick. Thank you, thank you. You're great. She convinced me not to ask about Brian's transition from network TV to online platforms.

Do you think there's any, like, saving any of this? Like, can this ever be entertaining? Like, non-ironically? Well, I don't know, because non-ironically, like, if they're doing it on purpose,

like, if they start, if they were to start doing bits on purpose where Brendan is like an idiot and he admits and they just embrace it and they start taking suggestions, then that would be funny. But isn't that still ironic kind of? Yeah. So no. But I'm not even talking about Brendan though. I'm talking about these guys.

Oh. Nick and Shannon Beeney guy these guys. Oh. You know. Nick and Shannon Beanie guy? Yeah. I don't know. I never wanted to be like that guy that was like, these people are totally talentless, but they are. I mean, look at Beanie guy. Yeah.

I mean like, Shannon, I mean, Shannon's good at singing, but Nick and, I don't know, Beanie guy just says nothing from what we've seen in the clips. Granted, we've never watched the show.

Rumor is he's getting a second beanie. Yeah. Yeah, George Bush, the second beanie has hit the golden hour studios, sir. Nick, I mean, I haven't seen anything where he's particularly entertaining, but he's also the producer of the show, so he's probably good at that.

I mean, Theo's show is successful. I don't know why I'm giving a political answer. No. The answer is no. Yeah, there know why I'm giving a political answer. No. The answer is no. There you go. I mean, right when we see that, it's just like silence. Yeah, they don't do anything. I'm sure you could isolate shit on our show, though.

Yeah, true. I think it was a good call. You didn't want to keep it light. It's one thing to call somebody stupid. Chin's question is really just on the spot. Chin, how do you feel? Great answer. Which question?

When I said, hey, you've had some neck problems. What happened? Oh. You go, Brendan and Brian. You know the story behind that, though, right? Yeah, he got guillotined. No, here's the thing. Is that it? Let me preface it with, I love. I love Nick. No, here's the thing. Is that it?

Let me preface it with, I love Nick. They won't let him talk. They're not going to let him. He's got the most interesting perspective, and they're like, he's like this? He's like that? He hasn't said anything yet. What, did you put his dick in your butt?

Yeah, that's probably the kind of humor they have if they're involved in this. I have the same humor. Let's see. I love them both. Brendan, first Darson heavyweight history. Yeah. So let me preface it with they've been awesome to me.

However, Brian was like, you need to feel Brendan's power. I'm like, and he's like, you got to do a two, you know, me and Brian against Brendan. Just like, you know, grappling. And I'm like, no, but I don't want to do this right now because I have not like lifted weights in forever. I haven't trained or whatever. And he's like, no, you got I don't want to do this right now because I have not lifted weights in forever. I haven't trained or whatever. And he's like, no, you got to feel it. So he finally did it. And then suddenly, as we're doing it,

you know, Brendan's obviously strong. He's a fucking ox. He's like, you know, throwing me away. Throwing Brian. He's an ox. Yeah, compliment. You always compliment your boss. Never outshine the master.

We learned that in the 48 Laws. He's a tiger, dude. You're a barking, praying menace. Yeah, exactly. Come on. Exactly. And then master. We learned that in the 48 Laws. He's a tiger, dude. You're a barking praying menace. Yeah, exactly. Come on. Exactly. And then eventually you can see in the video

it's just me and Brendan and then Brian kind of just leaves. It was supposed to be me and Brian against Brendan. He just leaves. And I'm so stubborn. I'm so stubborn

with this shit. So he got me into like a weird thing where I'm on the floor and I didn't want to talk. So I keep going, he goes, just tap, to tap. So I keep going, going, going. He goes, just tap, just tap. And I'm like, all right, fine, I tapped.

But it was already like way past like before I should have tapped. I said what happened, and you said Brennan and Brian. I would say ego, Chin. I would say ego. Hey, by the way, I'm an adult. I agree to this thing. So it's all good, man. It's all good.

I'm not going to blame them. But you know that guy, Jesse on Fire? It popped up in my feed afterwards. He's like, dude, they did nothing to Chan. He's like, no, no, no. He only showed a portion of the video. I hope this doesn't mess it up. He showed a portion, not the full video.

Not the full video where I'm on, you know, on the ground. Cause he's trying to like defend Brennan. By the way, I'm not suing, not doing anything else. That's so funny. Employees that have to say that they're not suing. Like that's when you know your job's not good. If you have to go on a show and be like, listen, I'm not, there's no litigation involved here.

Okay. Dude, Brennan is the worst boss ever. Yeah. He fucking doesn't pay them well or at all. there's no litigation involved here okay dude brennan is the worst boss ever yeah he fucking doesn't pay them well or at all sometimes he physically assaults them as a joke and then they have neck permanent neck damage it sounds like and he's and he's like you can't show me you can't talk about it um this is not good well dude okay ufc fighter comedian podcaster truck uh intern you expect this guy to be a boss too yeah somebody else should probably be the boss i guess okay legs where you at yeah legs should have been there putting a stop to this leg should have tapped

for him dude oh strangle me now legs should have been like legs should have been like whoa we can't wrestle employees but you should already know that buts should have been like, whoa, we can't wrestle employees, but you should already know that. But legs should have been there to also be like, just the nail. Cause you're dealing with someone like Brennan, the stuff that normal people don't know not to do. You can't assume he doesn't. You see him with a fork.

You absolutely tell them about the outlets and how they don't go in that. Okay. That's just day one knowledge. You should know that as a, as the CEO, which Legs apparently is, you got to be able to, you got to be fucking there

all the time. Fun thing, and I agree to it, so it's all good. No, it's not. It wouldn't plaque. It is not good. Yeah.

I spoke too much. Anyways, going in for surgery tomorrow. Anyway, we're setting up a Patreon to pay for his medical bills. Someone calls the peaches delight of Thick Boy Network. No, that's Brendan, dude. You boring. Any other thoughts on that, dude?

No. I hope he's well. I wish him the best. Yeah, dude. it's unfortunate for sure this is posted by material cry 8293 it's called pray for him it's a Theo at the UFC fights

going through some shit while watching the prelims looks like a man in trouble I mean honestly he just went downhill after the king of the sting yeah how do you leave that what are you doing there dumb dumb dumb decision but best for you He just went downhill after the king of the sting. Yeah. How do you leave that? What are you doing there? Yeah. Dumb, dumb,

dumb decision, but best for you, Papa. Yeah. This one's posted by rusty Peters 67. It's called Blenden Schwab has slowly morphed into Joe camel. This is the same guy that Joe Rogan said was so unbelievably good looking that Joe didn't know what to do around him. Like he was afraid he would blow him and he wouldn't be able to help himself.

Well, that's just Joe hammered it. He says that a lot. Yeah. I mean, yeah. What if there's a time machine and you needed to suck Brendan's dick to go? Yeah. That's just, that's just facts. But it turns out Brendan just wanted his dick.

So there's no time machine, you know? This one's posted by Torpedo Bonzer. Thick Boy Records doesn't get enough love on here. I just became privy to some of these videos. It's on real. Yeah, this is pretty fire to you. No brows? Yeah, scoopuba to bag.

This emo life is not a phase. I'm vibing. Oh, okay. Oasis, don't say my shit is whack cause you sound crazy. I got the beat doing flips like Chappelle Lacey. It's like Lil Brow's, somebody's like, have you ever heard of music? He's like, what that? And then they played White Iverson for him once and he was like, oh my God, I'm going to do this for the rest of my life. Yeah, I mean, like I'm so redacted.

I mean, I like White Iverson. I like, what's that guy's name that does that? Something about. Whatever the fuck he is. Post Malone. Post Mal he is i like post malone i like i was gonna make a joke oh my bad yeah i was peaches malone go for it fuck that's good dude you're good you're good um fucking i like that music i like the way it sounds i would definitely listen to it in my car unironically if that makes me redacted i guess i I am. Sign me up, Diddy. But what I find strange about this is like, what does it have to do with like Shob and Thick Boy?

Like it's all of them. They're doing these weird music videos. Is Shob trying to be like P Diddy or something like that? Like what? It just, it's weird. It's a weird thing. Shob's like,

oh, we're going to like have a rapper and like make music videos but I don't know I don't get it I get it if you do it once I used to make music for my podcast with music videos with a rapper? one music video with a rapper? no I mean it was just me and the homies

were you singing and dancing? yeah okay but Shab isn't doing that this random guy, he's doing like a character about, I guess like, I guess him in high school or something. Yeah.

He's dressed terribly and, you know, it looks like someone I wouldn't like, but... Give it up for Schaub's little bounce though, dude, come on. I like the music. Yeah, you do.

Do you? Not really. That's probably better. Mm-hmm. I mean, like I said, I like Wyatt Iverson. Yeah. But I don't like all of Post Malone's music,. Mm-hmm. I mean, like I said, I like Wyatt Iverson. Yeah.

But I don't like all of Post Malone's music, you know? Sure. Not everything's going to hit. You know? But I stand by my observation that I just don't get what's going on. I also don't say that this music is not enjoyable. I just don't want to hear it. Sure.

Ever. Yeah. Like, not once. And I know that people enjoy it though. And I want it over and over again. Yeah. You are the target demographic here, dude.

Yeah. Let's see here. Got the beat doing flips. I should play Lacey. This is posted by confidence search 8648. It's called rinks. Your old dog. We haven't seen this yet,

but obviously we know it's going to happen. Come one Dog. We haven't seen this yet, but obviously. I think we know what's going to happen. Come on, dude. I mean, your boy's single, Doug. Snozz hit me up. You know what I'm saying, dude? Oh, my God. I'm just going to shoot my shot when I can.

There you go. Maybe she'll see this. We'll avoid litigation and all that. You know what I'm saying? I ain't no brand new shot, bro. You know? I'll scoop it up, man. And we all want to do this?

Yes, we all want to do this. Okay, I'm just checking. Just checking. Just checking. Just feeling temperature. Can you get your own name? No. Okay. Hello.

I've just got to let you know. What does he do? Because I wonder where you are. I don't know about the music. Yeah. His eyes. Watch his eyes. Oh, man. Oh, yes.

Creepy Brian. Just another 41-year-old virgin. You got too close to the lion's cage there, dude. Yeah. You don't fucking get that close. Yeah, dude. Unless you're willing to give him some raw meat. All right.

So this is posted by Balik Kicker Champ. Huge if true. NYPD probing alleged gunman Luigi Mangione's back injury as possible motive and see shooting a

oh fuck dude that's good work that's funny legs better watch out if he's the CEO sure chin's gonna Luigi his ass dude

yeah chin we've seen him with a gun already he's not far off from someone like that let's see here this is a post by Icarus lives peaches delight explained Yeah. Chin, we've seen him with a gun already. He's not far off from someone like that. Let's see here. This is a post by Icarus Lives.

Peaches Delight Explained. I'm excited about this. Let's see. Well, Thursday, that means it's time for another edition of Ask Ellen. So Chris wants to know, is there any truth to the old saying, red sky at night, peaches delight, red sky in the morning, peaches take warning? I love this one. I've been waiting for someone to ask this.

We've all seen it, a really gorgeous nighttime sky where it is just vibrant red. And we always say that saying, Red Sky at night, peaches delight. So is it true? Is there anything behind it? Well, let's start first with why we actually see a sunset. When you reach out with a guy with long arms like Kevin Holland, that's why he's so good at darts,

is I have long arms too. It's a peach's delight. You know? The storms have already passed. I like how she stutters. Yeah. That's so great. Damn, dude.

Shout out to this. Peach's delight. That's the new thing that's amazing. We always think like it can't be better, but it always gets better. Yeah. Peach's delight delight what does that mean

I don't know this is posted by Khabib time not the thick boy MMA content creator of the year falling for the most obvious fake tweet LeBron James fire back at Colby Cunnington this is for Colby Cunnington yes I've been to ditty parties maybe a few

dozen that doesn't mean they have anything on me unlike you who foolishly went out for dinner in your enemy city and got jumped I calculate every move I make I also

could help them but put Diddy away for life but I'm a not a cop calling rat bitch like you keep my name out of your mouth nah

did the prod just admit to be privy to organize rapes against men this is a layup oh like it's gangster to protect pedophiles colby covington this is a layup get him jesse on fire dude jesse on fire oh man hilarious smartest podcasters in the game wow that's great dude that's funny man um that's jeff same thing happened with jeff die remember he there's even worse it was like a a tweet that it said like yeah i'm doing it god damn it thank you for catching me i did it on purpose um it was a tweet where uh he was like somebody said now i can't

even remember uh it's like you have to do the C clip to talk right now. You're trying. Your hand wants to do it. I'm shocked. Okay, sorry. I have grapes. Stevie Wonder, right? You know what I'm talking about?

Where he's like, Stevie Wonder says, I was around P. Diddy. I never saw any of that. Yeah. And Jeff Dye was like, oh, shit. He thought it was real. They are all very smart, is what I'm saying. Yeah. All right. Let's see this one that's posted behind. You're stopping your's what I'm saying. Yeah. All right. Let's see this one that's posted by you're stopping your hand.

I'm going to keep doing it. Not do it. I'm going to call it out, but it's still. Yeah, it's so good. I still want to hear what you got to say. Coin talks posted this one. Nice pet peeve of the day. If you see me on the phone, clearly on the phone.

Okay. If you see me on the phone clearly on the phone okay if you see me on the phone period stand on business clearly on the phone please do not try and have a conversation with me smoking out coming out of the nose emoji i'm literally talking and you're over here interrupting so rude posted by joanna of course yeah dude that's one of those things where on our raccoon tweedies episode we were talking about like you can tell what someone maybe looks like from how they talk or whatever i knew who had said that you know just from reading it oh that's shot five that's mesquite illegally i mean it's just such a layup to make comments about this you know what i mean i read through the comments and one of them was like put the

fries in the bag, bro. That shit makes me laugh every time. So funny that you said that. I see what you did. I see what you did. Let's see here. She was probably in line at Starbucks and a barista dared to take her order. No, she was at home on the sofa, B,

and B started interrupting. That's what I first thought. I thought for sure it's Brendan doing this. Well, she's got to fucking deal with that idiot all the time. I feel bad for her, honestly. She's probably got to correct him all the time, make sure he doesn't say stupid shit. And this is alleged, it's not true, but it's probably the cashier at the Gucci store telling Slojo her card was declined. Very funny paper beneficial.

It was probably one of the offspring asking for nourishment okay come on guys jesus christ these comments jeez um let's see here uh this is guild guitars again so what about metamorris i feel like i saw this one but maybe not on the show let's see no i metamorris what about metamris? Everybody wants to be upset about it. Oh, you didn't get it. What is he talking about? Maybe a fighter or something? I'm Metamorris. No, I'm Metamorris.

What about Metamorris? Everybody wants to be upset about it. Oh, you didn't get it. I didn't have to. Oh. I didn't have to. I didn't have to. I didn't have to.

I didn't have to. Yeah, I've seen this. It's just the fight. I didn't have to. I didn't have to. I didn't have to fight I didn't have to I didn't have to I didn't have to I didn't have to What?

It's his fucking platform Why is he so pissed? Oh it's the name of the fighting Okay Because it says it on his Bottom Okay The ring or the bottom

It says it in the middle Dude it, okay. The ring or the bottom. It says it in the middle. Dude, it's so funny because he looks so crazy doing this. Like, of course, shop. Oh, he didn't engage. It was his intention to engage me. That's what we're hoping for. So I took him the fuck out. I almost did.

He couldn't submit me in any fucking passage. In any fucking passage. You know things are not going great when he starts saying fucking facet. Yeah, yeah. Facet is usually at the end of the argument for him. Yeah. Yeah. You know things are not going great when he starts saying fucking facet Yeah yeah Facet is usually at the end of the argument for him Yeah That's on him I stepped into his arena

That's on him That's on him That's on him That's on him That's on him That's on him That's on him Oh, pussy ass shot. Mm-hmm. That guy's like, this guy won't even fight me, dude.

Brendan, big old pussy. What are you going to do? Walk around the rink on me? Rink. Whatever the fuck it is. What is that called? A canvas. Canvas?

A canvas, yes. A metamorous. What do you think would have happened if he stepped in my arena? He would last 30 seconds. He would get fucking annihilated. Fucking annihilated. Fucking annihilated. Fucking annihilated.

Fucking annihilated. Fucking annihilated. He runs away. That's pussy. Oh, good button at the end peaches delight dukes is macchiato anyways what are your thoughts on that dude

that's a funny juxtaposition showing him like basically not fighting at all yeah dude I mean so crazy dude it's living rent-free in his head he brought it up when he got called big old pussy shop could have just ignored it but now there's just one of the funniest clips ever and i don't want him to ignore it so i'm not at all suggesting that yeah don't he doesn't take advice from us dude that's true you know that's facts uh this is posted by boppa truck walker uh drives luke and nuds nuts nuts i said quick appetizer dish here love the change in

bceo's reaction when he spots the opportunity for skits and bits let's see here but the one that just drives me up the fucking wall is he's standing over gone and he's got a leg and he chooses to go from a standing position to a sitting position nuts it drives you nuts dude go back he's smiling you gotta see that gets so funny how obvious it is like it's like when you have a bit you know he's like stone face right now yeah and that's let's see ready yeah but the one that just drives me oh, Jesus Christ Why the computer, dude? I hate the computer so much Alright, Stoneface

Fucking wall The eyebrow And he looks at the camera, he's waiting And he chooses to go from a standing position Dude, that is like the dog meme Where the dog has a He's waiting on there, he just told a joke Ah, good Sitting position, nuts, it drives you nuts like the dog meme where the dog has a he's waiting on there he just told the joke ah good sitting

position nuts it drives you nuts yeah dude shout out to that's good dude brian campbell dude great guy never met him but great guy uh this is posted by confidence search 8648 weird vibes during the world's bleakest secret santa that's a That's a funny title. Has Snaz got a situation, right? Uh-oh, fuck. Oh, my God. We're all wondering, right? Let's see.

Why is it not working? So, Secret Santa, if you pull your own name, please be honest and put it back in. We have a $30 gift limit here. Oh, so I got to buy somebody a fucking gift? You have to buy someone a gift. Oh, I got to. I told you, Brian. As soon as you have to pick a gift for Brian, he's not gonna remember.

Well, let's make sure he didn't get his own name. Look how upset Brian is. No! That ruins... So then, is this also known as White Elephant? Whoever I give the gift to... His ability to know nothing is shocking sometimes. I like how quick the tongue comes out.

Right? He says it like that. It's just like... I didn't notice. That's good, yeah. He like searches for L's that he can add to his shelf of L's. He does.

I don't think that ruins... So then... Is this also known as white elephant? Whoever I give the gift to did they get rid of white elephant is it just elephant now so if I give somebody

a gift is it just elephant now he's trying to do like you know like a race bit where he's like they fucking took away

white dude now I can't because damn you saw that I didn't even think of that dude bro I'm always watching for that lame ass shit dude he's Michael Scott he's a redacted Damn, you saw that? I didn't even think of that, dude. Bro, I'm always watching for that lame-ass shit, dude.

He's Michael Scott. He's a redacted giant Michael Scott. Even Brian Cowell's like, fuck. The worst joke ever. I just surprised them with my stupid gift. I'll put them in the middle. It has to be under $30. Fuck that.

Now, you could do a taco. That's always best. Hey, get what you want That's the worst rule ever dude Casey stop cooking It's not as fun But you get what you want Okay got it

Okay now you get the fun Get your own name Put it back What? For a Christmas thing There should be a minimum But not a maximum What did he say?

Hey get what you want Wait Casey stop cooking It's not as fun But you get what you want. The Sanaz got a situation. What does that even mean? Watch, I'll go one more time.

You were like looking at the wall. Yeah, I was just thinking about how awful that maximum thing is. Alright, let's go. It's not as fun. See, the Sanaz got, you saw that? But you get what you want. Okay, now you get one. Get saw that? Yeah. But you get what you want. Okay, got it. Okay. Now you get one.

If it's your own name, put it back. I like how he's asking under his breath like their mics aren't right in front of him. Yeah, there's a camera in his face. Brendan's like, is it White Elephant? Or Secret Santa? He's still here. I knew I shouldn't have. Did you get your own name? It's not my name.

Great. So the rules are we have a $30 limit. Okay. Josh, come over here so people can see you. Whatever. We have a $30 limit. No one is to put the name. Do you have a gambling problem?

Help is available. Don't worry. In New York, I want you to go ahead. In Connecticut, guess what? We got help for you there, too. Go ahead and buy jurisdiction. Void in Ontario. Remember that.

Not as fun, but you get what you Go ahead and buy jurisdiction. Void in Ontario. Remember that. Not as fun, but you get what you want. Okay. Situation? Imagine Sanaz is the reason you are no longer addicted to gambling. That'd be funny. I hope she's helping people.

Yeah. Yeah, I take back what I said about Sanaz. She's going rougher. Yeah, I take back what I said about Sonal, dude. She's going rougher. Yeah, situation. Yeah, she got a situation for her face. She got a nice body, though. Let's see here.

This is posted by OchoMan3412. Political expert era. Bapa is a jag of all trades. It says, thank God, Daniel Penny found not guilty of negligent homicide. His other charge of manslaughter was dismissed last week. He's a free man. Well,

Bapa knows all about self-defense and all that. She's an expert. Oh yeah. I didn't know it was a political thing. It's Papa, you know, thank God. He's always been a fight guy.

I like how he lower cases. God, let's see. Um, He's always been a fight guy. I like how he lower cases God. He didn't count. Let's see. All right. ETID 1986. How socials?

Seems like soy boy's only real engagement comes from crying online. 18 hours ago, posted this episode announcement. Got 22 likes, two shares, 5 comments. Is that bad? I don't know. Who cares? Who cares? We're not numbers, guys.

Dude, is the content good? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, dude. Shavkat, Romanenov. Yeah, dude. Fucking, he got exposed. Let's see here. This is posted by Ace the Ticey.

I don't know how to say that. Uh, the wiki page is gold. So I didn't read through this, but I liked the title of it. So let's see online subculture. The podcast online community have formed a subculture where viewers mock shops,

patterns of speech by speaking shop and he's referring to themselves as homeless cats and role playing as fry cooks at PM. There are references to shop saying that he valued a negative opinion from someone the same way he valued or viewed a homeless person or a cat's opinion on his work and shops disparaging comments about pf james employees the podcast online forum on reddit has over 162 000 members as of september. While initially a fan forum, opinions towards the show has turned negative. The forum is also known as P.F. Chang's or simply as Chang's

a reference to the restaurant chain. Now I hope I'm not speaking out of turn here, but that description is probably the most Netflix description I've ever heard. That is crazy good. People always ask, or they used to, they don't ask as much, but they'd be like,

so what is it? Like who, how did it start? How else up? That sounds pretty accurate. Concise. Right. Straight to the point.

Way better than I've ever been able to do it. So good job. How would you do it? Badly. I've done it poorly many times. People, every time I try to explain it, someone in the comments is like,

what? What? Huh? What? All right. So this is Confidence Search 8648. He did a nine to five for three days in row last week. It will eat you up.

Yeah. Let's see here. I haven't seen the boys here in studio for a while. Apparently they had a pizza party on Thursday. Didn't get the invite. I could have made it, though. You guys know this. Weren't you doing Hummer stuff?

I was in Downey at Sig Motorsports. Such a sus question. Yeah, it was a little strange. Weren't you doing Hummer stuff? Weren't you blowing people? Or putting that 6.0 power stroke together. What? Putting that 6.0 power stroke together. So, yeah. What?

Putting that 6.0 power stroke together? Right. And that is a beast of a drive. Man, people that work 9 to 5 and have to drive that amount, whether it's from the Valley, wherever, to downtown, or to Downey, or any of that stuff, I did it three days in a row it'll eat you up it'll beat you up it'll beat you up three days of work killed him yeah dude

you're if you fucking drove to like arizona for a car or some shit right that's hard that's not that was easier than the nine to five well he's talking about three days in a row he's talking about five days a week. Oh, sure, sure. Yeah. Yeah, they'll eat you up. It'll beat you up. That's true.

That's facts. That's facts. I'm pretty tired. What's the time? I'm tired now. It's the weekend. Ever heard of it? It's the weekend and you're still tired.

All right. This one's posted by BJ is Gooder. I asked chat GDBT to tell me about our boy in shabani's i had to prime it with questions like do you know brennan shab and tell me about the tfac case subreddit and finally have you heard of shabani's not a bad first try all right do you want to read this here let's see here go for it all right uh let me break it down oh sorry about that uh let me break it down for you bro brennan shab man he's like a swiss army knife except all the tools are dull you know let me break it down let me break it down for you bro Brendan Schaub man he's like a Swiss army knife except all the tools are dull

you know this dude went from almost a contender in UFC to almost a comedian on stage his comedy specials bro they're ahead of their time people still aren't ready to laugh at him alright that made me laugh I mean it's very cringe and the podcast dude he got like 10 of them.

The Fighter and the Kid, The Shop Show, Food Truck Diaries, but it's kind of like having too many plays spinning, except they're all crashing at once. His numbers are like exclusive, bro. You can't even only find them in his head. But hey, you got to respect the hustle. Not everyone can, everyone can make bombing on stage and losing subscribers look like a full-time gig, you know?

Oh my God. And his sneaker game, dude's rocking cakes no one else would wear, mainly because they're like discontinued for a reason. Brendan's proof that like, even if you're not good at one thing, you can still be not good at five things. He's out here redefining success, bro,

just not in the traditional way. That's AI? Yeah. Yeah, AI is missing something. Yeah. You can't, it, just not in the traditional way. That's AI? Yeah. Yeah, AI is missing something. Yeah. You can't, it's just like, it's just, I don't know. Yeah, there was no mention of tigers. Yeah, it's like watching T-Fat K and there's no Callan.

Mm-hmm. You know, or it's like watching Golden Hour and there's no Eric. Yeah. Having an energy drink and it's not rain. It's like going fishing without chin. You know what I mean? Yeah, having a fish, but there wasn't in a condom before he ate it. Yep.

This is a haphazard post. The team, in quotes, is trying to fix him. I don't know why the mouse is getting worse progressively throughout the episode. Shot the guy's head off like, hey, he knew where he was staying. He got there early. Plant has escaped. Planned everything. I would say he's falsely confused honestly yeah same a speech because he went valedictorian at school i listen to his value valedictorian wait what did he say

and everything yeah i listened to his speech because he went valedictorian at school i listened to his speech really normal kid he He wasn't compromised then. Normal kid. Schizophrenia and stuff like that kicks in when they're in their 20s. See, I don't think... Maybe the drugs he was taking. Nah, I don't think it's any of that. I think he's under a lot of pain and then when it becomes the women, for sure, show your phone. I've only been podcasting 13 years. Not my phone.

Damn, he got a little salty there. He's the one guy always on his phone. Yeah, yeah yeah yeah he doesn't the same rules don't apply to everybody else so he's operating at a different level the CEO has to be on their phone I like how fast he pulls out we've been doing this 13 years

13 years every time you forget something we've been doing this 3 years that's your phone number slap me slap me slap me okay do it again I'm sorry dude

god damn it when has that ever happened when has that ever happened when has that ever fucking happened that's great and now I'm gonna slap the person calling me slap him

it's not my wife god damn it it was me I'm gonna slap the dog no don't slap the dog don't slap the dog I gotta take it on looks like a scrapes car looks like a Royals Royce God damn it. It was me. I'm a slap dog. No, don't slap the dog. Don't slap the dog. I got to take it on side.

Looks like a scrapes car. Looks like a Royals Royce. Royals Royce. All the classics in this one. Rolls. Somebody fixed it. Rolls. Yeah.

Rolls Royce. They look bad. The problem is they cost $80,000. I think minimum. And they hold their value. They do. It's a nice car. And the 4Runners, dude, people love 4Runners.

Ford Runners. Ford Runners. Ford Runners. The new Ford Runner. Ford 4Runner, yeah. Yeah, the new 4Runner comes with a V6. You can get the older ones and the Tundras with a V8. That's what you want. Those hold value like a motherfucker.

But, you know. Just call up Nancy Pelosi. She gets away with it. Yeah, no shit. Call me a fraud. Alrighty. Okay. Hey, here's a question.

When do you guys start your Christmas shopping? Help! Please! I had a Help! Help! When's the normal time to start this? Joanna started in October. I had a career! October! What is happening to me? Wow. That's when Black Friday starts.

Peaches. Delight. Delight. October's when Black Friday starts. I couldn't miss that. Jesus. I like that, I like that there's a thousand

Dry Fast Fall Gas Hats. There's a thousand variations. That's crazy. That is probably one of the craziest things about what's going on right now. Just the sheer amount of hats that there are. Yeah. All right. So this is another one posted by Confidence Search 8648.

Snozz on Tuesday's episode and today's looks like he co-signed it. What does that mean? I don't know. Co-signed it. Doesn't count. You don't know what that means? Well, co-signed it. What does that mean? I don't know. Co-signed it. Doesn't count. You don't know what that means? Well, co-signed, that means you said yes to it. Okay.

Personally, I like long hair. Yeah. I won't lie. It's an insecurity. I feel better with long hair. You like long hair on girls? On me, yes. Okay, on yourself, yes.

But what I've been hearing lately, like I was out the other night and I just threw my hair up in a ponytail and some guy walked over and was like, I just want to tell you, you have the most night and I just threw my hair up in a ponytail and some guy walked over and was like I just want to tell you you have the most beautiful face I've ever seen you should always put your hair up in a ponytail that's funny

but I'm like what the hell I don't think we've never seen you with your hair up so I can't post on it the boss telling his employee whether she looks hot with his hairstyle. Wow. I need to get a job there, dude.

No, don't guys like. No, just tell me any other. I mean, maybe you should take the advice because like, if it's a compliment, maybe that's a genuine one. Yep. You just got to be smart about it. Like people are, you know, it's just an educational thing. Like if you're not privy to it, it's like, but that's how they make money. I can't have bigger tits.

I can't have longer hair. One or the other. Hey, dim the rules. Dim the rules? Yeah, if you want to come to Funkytown, dim the rules. So your tits can't be bigger than Chob's. Yeah. And you can't have shorter hair than Chob's.

True. Facts. That's facts. All right. Them's are the rules, you know? Write it down. Same for me. I tell a girl, like, if your chest is smaller than Chob's chest, then I can't be with you.

I hope you don't say that. Oh, well, don't look into my chat log. Let's see here. This is posted by Sorry Phone 1676. Every dad's worst nightmare. Their daughter dating guy like Bapa. That would be pretty bad, yeah. I mean, that's a pretty sick-ass bug, though, dude.

If my daughter came back and was like, check out my fiancé. They're already getting married. Oh, my God. And then I see his bug. I'm like, all right. Is it his? No,

it's Cowboy Cerrone's. Fuck. Why couldn't you be with a cowboy? Yeah. Yeah. It was cowboy free. That's a sick ass bug, dude.

I don't know. You're not a bug guy though, huh? Not really. I mean, I'm not, not a bug guy. I just don't know anything about it.

It looks nice. Uh, let's see here. Next one is posted by one usual 4460. Not a bug guy. I just don't know anything about it. It looks nice. Let's see here. Next one is posted by OneUsual4460. It's three of the 250. Thank him. Salute. Let's see.

Yeah. Dude. Yep. So what? Go ahead. You were on a racist rant? No. I wasn't.

No, you weren't? I wasn't. He saw it. He didn't. No, he didn't. You're a color and I would never see it in front of you saying anything bad about you. Okay. See, there we go.

Now we go. There it is. When you're by yourself. Yep. What would you say? Beans and rice, that's your secret. Hey. Hey, dude.

Hey, it's all good, man. Hey, say the N-word. It's just me and you. What? It's just me and you. All right, well, I know I can trust you. I will say that's funny. What is?

Say the N-word. It's just me and you. And then him saying, I will say I trust you, right? I don't know. To me, this is like a... I'm going to kill myself. It's an eye into the... Or being a fly on the wall of just like the least funny people. Like they're just so bad.

And they're bringing out the Callan thing where he's like, oh, people are doing bits. I got to... Oh, yeah. Right. Some fucking yeah. So like, you're of color. So like, I wouldn't...

He's a master of the unfunny dad humor. But the daddy don't want to be at the house. This is also like mid-inside joke. Sure. Not only is it an inside joke between the three of you, but it's like mid-inside joke now. Yeah, he didn't even show the beginning. Yeah.

What happened before? Probably nothing. Bad. Just more of that. You know? Yep. I regret what I said. Okay, so this is posted by

Ronaldo Johnston is that my name Ronaldo Johnston this is posted by Ronaldo Johnston am I saying that right

yep psycho Tim thank him is called out by Delta Force operator for his repeated lies I saw not this clip

but I've seen some stuff on this I haven't seen any of the Tim Kennedy stuff I said just one thing it was like these like Marines and SEALs guys Not this clip, but I've seen some stuff on this. I haven't seen any of the Tim Kennedy stuff. I see just one thing. It was like these like Marines and SEALs guys. They had this whole thing and he was like introduced to everybody.

He's like, oh, just one thing. And they went through what all they did. And he's like, you know, we all just got together because like we were hearing him and just lying about all the stuff he does. And we just wanted to do a show where we kind of talked about it. And then the guy was like, I want to say I'm sorry that i didn't believe you guys sooner that's funny that's hilarious let's see now so now what he's done dressing down an officer that that never happened um and again that's just that's shameful and then like this he has a persona of himself that he wants to be, but he wasn't like, you weren't that guy. You weren't that guy that, that carries grenades around and, you know, and throws 25 in

and flattened structures. You weren't that sniper that killed for hours. And you weren't that guy that would dress down an officer for officer for not doing the right thing. Well, especially because it never happened. You're just not the person that you desperately want to portray yourself to be. Damn. That set is crazy. That is a fucking, I believe these dudes. First 15 seconds, I'm not going to lie, just looking at the set, dude.

Yeah. You know what I mean? These are not the guys that I'm willing to make fun of. Yeah. Like how I'm making fun of Shab. The red chairs will not protect us from these two dudes. Well, what I mean crazy is like crazy admirable. What are you talking about?

No, no. But also, I like it. Yeah. I mean, the skull with the... Or the... V for Vendetta mask? That's cool. But also, I like the cool dinosaur thing I mean, the skull with the... V for Vendetta mask? That's cool, but also, I like the cool dinosaur thing. Like, he's having a good time.

Dude, our set sucks. In comparison to this, yeah. They got neon lights all over the back. Looks like an eagle hawk there. Where at? On the left. Oh, yeah. First responders.

Right behind him. Thank these guys for their service. Thank them. Great guys. Never met them. Look at that hawk. And it's good that they're calling someone out on bullshit you know spit the facts

say more say more these are two hawks I salute them I'll take my hat off my hair's terrible I'm not taking my hair off yeah you can't take his hair off that's in support of you guys he can't take his hair off I love that dude cause support of you guys. He can't take his hair off.

I love that, dude, because you can't. You're stuck with a terrible haircut that you let your sister do. And you live with it. Yep. I'll cut that part out. This one's posted by OneUsual4460. Herged it both ways be herged? I don't know what that means.

Yeah, so this is hilarious. I saw this during the week. I don't always buy myself birthday gifts, but when I do, it's my dream car since I was six years old. It's so funny. It's just everything has to be the most, you know? Yeah, that's ridiculous. I've been dreaming about this car since I was six.

A Porsche? Cool story, bro. Anyways, this one made me laugh hard before we started recording. Dazzling Rabbit, 633. Milk It Like a gal. Yeah. Such a funny title. I mean, before this, I don't know if you remember Mr. Cooney.

Yeah. They were not titling their episodes and then one CEO gets shot and all of a sudden CEO shooting. They're trying to grift on that. This is the CEO shooter question mark. New details on shooter. Luigi's all over their fucking timeline now dude well when you're a marketing genius you gotta fucking do what the mind tells you to do I mean dude there's a percentage chance that Luigi Mangione was homeless as fuck too

it's an inside job yeah uh let's see here inside job that That was one of the comments. Yes. Very good callback. Uh, this is posted by potted. It's called round two peaches delight. I mean, dude, just yeah. Picasso dude. We laughed so hard when we saw those scrolling through D light peaches.

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Belongs in the Louvre. All right. This is Confidence Search 8648. It's called Potato Head is going to be directing General Lee's new special, Dicey Dicey. That's pretty cool, though. Who's Potato Head? Eric Griffin. Oh, that's right. Montez. Yeah, I only know him by Montez. Let's see here.

We're talking about our special. I know. I get that. But what I'm saying is- They don't watch on a full hour anymore. They still watch. Yeah, they do. They do.

They do. They're a watch fan. If you're a fan of somebody, you watch. But also, Schultz did one. That's so funny that Brendan Chobb is like, I'm a huge fan of comedy, and he's not watching our specials. He can't. He's got too much on his plate.

He's got 12 jobs. Right? And this was years ago. Yeah. He's killing watching our specials. He can't. He's got too much on his plate. Got 12 jobs. Right? This was years ago. He's killing it. Right? He has another one coming out on Netflix. Okay. But it's been a while.

You don't have to. You know what I'm saying? Bobby's never done one. No, I know. I think he's doing one. Oh, is he doing one? He asked me to direct. Hulu.

Bullying meaning define bullying for me. Like Callan Bullion. Good for them. Yeah. I love it. Yeah, I mean. Any thoughts? I mean, we've talked about that clip so many times.

But define bullying, it reminds me so much of me because when I'm trapped and I don't know what to say or if I'm nervous, I'll be like, like someone asked me a question, I don't know how to do something.

I'd be like, well, you had asked me about, and then I just panic and I'm like, and I'll just sit like Biden when Biden's like, what did Biden say? We beat him. We beat Medicare. That reminds me, that and what Chobb did

was something I could do. Your hat's all fucked up too. Is it? Ever since you saluted the troops, you fucked your head up. There you go. Nice. Thank you. Well, you're bald, dude. I didn't even know. Oh, I don't know why it keeps going black. Okay, pause.

Let's see. This is posted by Black Belt Bapa. Snozz had been up that thick, thick ass a time or two. Okay, come on. Almost like Snozz was trying to get Big Brown that something happened downtown. What are you, a fucking rapper, dude? He's a poet. Come on, dude.

Let's see what happens. Most kids are like, I don't want a girl's mouth down there. I don't. I don't know if you guys do, but I don't. Brian's very quiet. No, you mean having a girl go to town on my blood whistle? I'm not into it.

But would you do it to a girl? I wouldn't do that either. Oh yeah, I'll do it to her. I mean, I'm sure I've done it. But I'm not going to do it. See? It's not where I go. I'm not going to do it. Like, I'll go down, but I'm not, it's not like, oh, you're a shitter. You know, I don't need it. What about when guys ask girls, like, will you put like a finger in it?

We're getting really graphic here. Yeah, but that's, I've had that done. And frankly, it feels way better than it should. Okay, there we go. I love your honesty. Yeah. Or I'd be like, oh boy, oh Jesus. You know?

Oh my God. Okay. But that's a lot. Brendan, you're so quiet. I'm embarrassed to ask Brian Stockton. It's hard to embarrass me. Brian talking about all this, but Blake made me uncomfortable.

You know, what I know that's the title of the clip is always what you should go, but honestly, I'm shocked that it's kind of funny from Brian there. Yeah.

That was like, because maybe that's the first time he's ever told the truth and not really, but it's hard to tell whether he's trying to do that awful dad humor bit, but that one was like,

it shouldn't feel as good as it does or whatever. That's kind of funny. So, respect. You're really tired, huh? You don't think that was funny? No, I'm just as it does or whatever. That's kind of funny. So, respect. You're really tired, huh? You don't think that was funny? No, I'm just joking.

I was thinking. Yeah, that was funny. But you just said, fuck, you should just stay in character. You know, honestly, just fucking stay in character next time. Slam me. Get me good. You should have. But no, I mean, I'm worried about me now a little bit.

We saw that clip last episode, right? Jesus Christ. I was going to do the same thing. I was going to be like, what about you? Do you like shit up your ass? No, absolutely not. I don't know what it feels like, Brian. Yeah, Brian. Stop letting girls eat your fucking ass out, you nasty bitch. All right. Sorry. I'll cut that.

Let's see here. Lying Without reason season 10 episode 4,566,777 posted by calm digger 37 such a dicey name. Let's see here. Wow. This is a different language.

Let's see tiger. He didn't cuss at me, but it's first time he's really cussed like it just didn't like it truly meant it. He had his last travel ball tournament, the Turkey Day Bash. They went to the championship. They got rings. He played good.

The team did great. But they got second. They were winning the whole game. The last inning just kind of melted. It was a good team. They beat them. And me and Tee get in the car. I go, dude, that's a sweet ring.

He just looks over and goes, I'm fucking sick of losing. Yeah, I get it. I get it, man. Sick of losing. I get it, man. You went three and one this weekend. Take it easy. Yeah, it's the first time he kind of went nuts like that.

That's good. And it's just me and him, so it's all good, baby. I cussed as a kid. It's all good. What's the lie? Oh, the whole story, probably. Oh, okay, okay. Or his son has the michael jordan gene a kid custer whatever i'm fucking tired of losing dad this is bullshit he's eight your

podcast sucks i suck at baseball my my son started crying and just i just want to let you down dad because you're so good at podcasting meanwhile he's on the phone with legs we're losing it all peaches delight we do this for fun we're not serious guys come on please don't kill me Brendan Chobb this is posted by Max Powerbike it's called Brendan's

drive fast all gas quote motor company end quote is just a YouTube channel with 9k grand bot subscribers and 13, 779 average views per episode damn okay so you're just talking shit then max power bike that's probably true and the image of the piston was created by someone who does not understand how pistons work aka gearhead named papa yeah okay all right let's let's go to the next shit so this is the last clip for the week dude damn this one flew by this week dude facts um abtb12 posted this reheat shab uses bobby lee's

story you know we make trips down memory lane every now and again or whatever that's how difficult dude i got molested i got molested by a kid with Down syndrome. I got molested. I was a division. No, I'm telling you. I was a division one at University of Colorado. I don't even want to watch this. This is so fucking cringy, dude.

Yeah. He was like, I don't know. He'd worked in the athletic building and he had a twin brother who also had Down syndrome and he was older. Down syndrome. Dan syndrome. Dan syndrome. Dance or Dan. Either one I think

is pretty. That would be like Dan syndrome. That's the twin brothers. Yeah, they dance and dance. That is kind of like if you're really dumb like Shaab,

you're like, they got Dan syndrome, right? That thing that makes them do all the shit. Like a dance or whatever. But you'd laugh, maybe you'd laugh because you'd think

he's making a joke and be like, damn, you're fucked up. You got some offensive shit going on. But you'd laugh. Maybe you'd laugh because you'd think he's making a joke. Be like, damn, you're fucked up. You got some offensive shit going on. Anybody serious? He says beatboxers on cardboard.

He's like, man, they got a bad case of the dance syndrome, huh? Whoa. I'm being dumb like shot. Come on, dude. Why you gotta woe me, dude? It's impossible

to tell what's real on this here. Me, I don't know anymore. I give up. We're going to let them get some sleep, dude. I know. I always do. They know I'm dying of graves.

It's terminal. Go or they're going somewhere else or something. But I was like, oh, yeah, he's so nice. He would always rub my ass. He was like, I'd be sitting there. He'd always rubbing me. And I thought he rubbed everyone. I was like, oh, he did not rub you guys?

You should bring him up on charges. I'm thinking about it. Wait, Brandon, is this the first time you've told this story on air? No, I've told this before. Maybe when Bobby was on. He would fill our Gatorade up, but we didn't know this. Oh, this is why he got fired. We found out he'd come in before like at 5 in the morning and lick all the cups

and then fill it up with Gatorade. There was a guy. And then they found him putting our, he'd like get our laundry. They found him putting his, the laundry into his clothes. There was a. Just lies to like about some random, probably didn't even exist. So it's not that offensive. It's very offensive, dude.

I don't know. I'm trying to save him. He got that one kid fired with Down syndrome. Apparently one of his other stories. Yeah. And then this story, a Down syndrome'm trying to save him. He got that one kid fired with Down syndrome apparently in one of his other stories. Yeah. And in this story a Down syndrome kid like molested him.

Yeah. If Shane were here he'd be like fuck this. You guys are fucking you're a fucking idiot. But he's not. You are literally

a gay guy. Hi Shane. Alrighty. Well that's it. See you next week. Thanks for tuning in. Join the Patreon. Oh.