10 Minutes of Schaub - Brendan Schaub CAN BEAT UP A LADY?! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #142

Episode Date: August 24, 2026

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If you want to do some pie, and take you in a sick you can't buy me Welcome to Tim as a shop. Thanks for tuning in. As always, join the Patreon, join the Discord. This week we watched Adam Rays, read the room. Take that, Janay. I got to support my boy, dude.

You know what Janay said? What you said? She said, today, this week on the Patreon, we watched, what was it again? She said that that's what you always did. Oh, thank you. She's like, I can't wait for it this week. And I'm like, guess what, dude?

Scoop in the bag, he's not going to do it this week. Yeah, look, you know, I'm different. Every week is a different week. But, you know, that's not why they're here, right? Also, you get early access for Tmos, but that's not way they're here. They're here to watch 10 minutes of shop, so start the timer. Play the chin clip. All righty.

So we've got, we missed a lot. Okay, listen, we record Saturdays. So this is like two weeks later news type stuff, right? Oh, fuck. Because Super Bowl and. A fight companion, dude. Fight companion, you know, Saturday, Super Bowl Sunday. We record the next Saturday, so everything's kind of getting pushed.

We miss the Super Bowl and we missed Carl Bassett. We're not Carl Bassett. You just said the same thing twice. O.J. Simpson or something, what was it? Magic Johnson, San Jose, Jack Johnson. Yeah, yeah, yeah, San Jose, Jack Johnson. Let's see what we got here, though, dude. The first one's posted by Rhonda X, X, X, X.

Ron Dax X. Mark on a Super Bowl commercial. What? Yeah, dude. Nuts, right? Cool. Well, great guy. Never met him.

They did for success. Imagine if the Super Bowl commercial fucking put a lion over his face, dude. Wouldn't have me out? What if they blinked it out? Yeah. Oh, man. Hey, you know what else have me laughing? I love Mark, dude.

Love him. Never met him. It would be funny if he had a freak out on them and like just exposed them. What if he was buying Adderall for the director? It's Antonio Banderas in the car and he's like, you can't leave. Please let me leave. Let me leave, Mark. Antonio Banderas.

You can't. Zorro. Mark's brave. Yeah. Shout out, Mark. Congrats on the Super Bowl commercial. Next one is posted by Dana White's mom. New Netflix content just dropped.

What is? Brendan Chob bombs on JRE and embarrasses himself. I like the dumb ass. It's so funny. There's an arrow pointing to him and says dumb ass. Don't sleep on the diesel hat. Oh, dude. He's got so many, like, hats.

I know we've talked about it. And that's him crying in the back. Like, Gringo Pappy. Like, he's laughing, crying, laughing at Mr. Whole Foods. The diesel hat reminds me of that stupid Patriot hat, but it's Patriot, but it's like the Marlboro. Yeah. He's so fucking stupid.

God, he's stupid. His hats make him look dumber. Right? Not like this hat. Timos. Timos, I got no merch. Let's see. The next one's going to be posted by Dandy Kaufman, too.

Guy who, quote, discovered jelly roll says Kendrick was not mainstream and black rappers aren't artists. Okay, I'm not ready for this week's episode, dude. You can't say that? I don't think you can you? I mean, you shouldn't say that. That's what you said. Hendrick Lamar is, like, a platform. All that's silly.

It's not real beef. And also it sells records. So a leaf creates records and gives them anthem. People choose sides. So it gets the... Better to shoot each other. Also, imagine speaking down on Kendrick more than Bryce Mitchell, dude. Yeah, that's not good.

That's a good point. Yeah. It's like, Kendrick just did... You may not like his music, but, you know, all he did was songs. Bryce Mitchell said Hitler was good. You know what, though? I would like to hear his opinion on Kanye West. his brain is exploding a bit.

He's just like, what do I say? He's black, but he says the same thing as Bryce Mitchell. Yeah, what's Chin doing? Why isn't he like, Chin should do an emergency meeting? We got it here what Brandon has to say about Kanye. Maybe they did it and we missed it or I don't know. Not even for the audience, just for me.

Let's see. It's like Drake's Connor and Kendrick's been Jose Aldo. Drake's Connor and what do you say? Kendrick's is, uh, Jose Aldo? No, he's on Jeopardy and he just said, uh, worst analogies ever for $500. That's, no, Drake is definitely Jose Aldo because he'd get knocked out mad fast.

Yeah, if that's, yeah, if you're saying who won, then yeah, Kendrick would be, who the fuck is this guy? Jose needed a Connor to bring him to light. So Kendrick, even though hip hop heads love him, He was never mainstream, really. Not like Drake. He needed Drake to bring him to that.

Because he was like considered more of an artist or more of a... No, they're both. What was that even mean? They're both fucking rapping. Well, one's more legit as a rapper. No. Duce rap. Oh my God.

Shob does not think that rap is art. I'm kind of surprised by that, to be honest. Right? Because he, what about lowbrows? Yeah. It's kind of good douching lowbrows. He loves that shit. Damn.

You have rap open your comedy special. Yeah. Big boy squad. You know, that's music. It's not really artists. What? I think both of them are artists. How do you think jelly roll is art? Oh, yeah. That is not art.

Dude, you're fucking killing it with the fucking... Yeah, dude, both Kendrick and Drake are way better than jelly roll. Wait a minute. What are you doing, dude? You know, you think jelly roll's good? I think Kendrick's in his own little lane. I'm not interested in saying what's better or worse. I like Kendrick a lot more, but... Oh, okay.

I think Drake is kind of like skinny jelly roll, honestly. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, well, that's, yeah, musically thing. I mean, I just did, well, way more talented than jelly roll. Oh, Drake, right? Yeah. But still kind of like the ends meet them, you know.

I'm of the opinion that jelly roll is pretty bad. I'm not in that kind of music at all. But, yeah, so you don't like Drake at all. Yeah, I don't have a pussy. So, okay. I don't like that dude. That was my impression of Brendan Chatt. Gerardo is, is, is,

fucking, he's like not, he's like, not like us. You heard it here, folks. I saw Brendan Chops sing that song once. Which one? He said, I like balls on my chin. Instead of saying, not like us. Balls on my chin. Balls on my chin.

Balls out of my mouth. Sticking my mouth. We'll read the comments on that one. I don't give a fuck. You read the comments, dude? I like it. Dude, how about the one? Light corner.

Pick six. Am I on the, I'm on the shop side, aren't I? Well, yeah, when you're doing that, yeah.

No, I'm on the shop side. Like, if you look at this, you can't do it. And then look at this. Boom, who's right above shop,

dude? Oh, shit. I don't want to be in Calhenside. You're the Calin one, dude. You're the one that's forced to do shows with me. Let's see. The white corner.

Pick six. We got one. Yeah. Baller, and it's his birthday, 22 years old. Damn. 22 years. Little fucking baller. Wow.

Little baller, dude. And he gets... What was the white corner thing? He's just talking about there's white people playing football still. Oh, white cornerback. God. And all in one clip? I can't believe you didn't get it.

No. Well, like, he went, why was he talking about? Oh, because of the Super Bowl. Oh, my God. He still didn't get it when I said that the first time? Oh, my God. I mean, why would, he says rap is stupid or rap rappers aren't ours. And then he's like, but there's a white cornerback.

That's just, that's so racist. You think rap's art? Did you see that white cornerback getting an interception? That's art. Fuck. That's the kind of stuff where it's like, it becomes less funny and more sort of like I'm going to start getting angry with him. You're telling me.

Let's see here. Okay. Damn, Matt. Be cool, man. Not even 30 minutes in and you're already throwing shade. All right. This is a long clip. Let's see.

D.C. clearly said. The only reason... Who was it posted by? One usual 4460 posted this. I'm heavyweight champions. Dude, I'm not fighting. Dude, I don't forget when Kane was fighting.

I was on the same card. I fought Gonzaga. Yeah, that was the fight he fought. What are you thinking about the cigar? It's like a funny prop for him, like just holding it like this. I don't really know anything about cigars, but he looks stupid. Right? He's not going to say something smart.

Is that your takeaway, dude? Because my takeaway is it should be in black and white. This shit looks way better a bit. They do a black and white fight competing. Yeah. That sounds like a change video. They do black and white and put like French music over it. I was in the corner of the dinner.

I said, hey, give me a star. And when we're doing the fucking pre-shoot stuff, he took his shirt off and I'm like waiting to go. And he has that brown pride. I looked at the guy doing the video stuff I go hey if I put white pride is that cool and he goes dude just shut the fuck up that wouldn't go over too big

yeah you're allowed out brown pride you're out loud out brown pride you're out loud out brown well because the Mexicans didn't really subjugate the white people in recent memory it's a little different let me get a lot my history book

let me bought some history it's a big difference we're so the old country and the it's what's what's with this live up did you guys see Kat Williams in Phoenix.

No. Did you see that? Oh my God. Not only did he lit up that dude. He had the whole crowd chant in America. Yeah, dude. He's like, motherfucker, this ain't Mexico. This is Phoenix.

It was incredible. A heckler? He had a heckler? Oh, he had a heckler in Phoenix. Some about Mexicans and Kat just. I saw Kat Williams at the comedy store one time. He was so fucking good. He was, like, I've been doing this for 30 years.

He was, like, and he was playing with a band and stuff like that. He's one of the great. Did you see my... The first. What is your takeaway on this one? Oh, if I was Jamie, I'd be like, we'll cut that part out. Just because it's boring? That part was, yeah.

Yeah. The cat Williams, the clip's not done yet. Yeah, yeah. Well, you know what I, the only thing I really know is from there is like, yeah, a classic job is like being like kind of racist or whatever. Boring. Seen it. Called it.

But Rogan had a pretty good cat Williams impersonation. Yeah. Maybe he was just trying to get rid of that point by. Brennan, but it's pretty on point. That's an old clip, too. He had to pull some... When Brennan comes on your show, you have to have things ready to, like, turn away from. Yeah. He's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cat Williams said this thing. Do you see that? And then when the camera switches, you get your towel and you go... What about something even older? He's like, dude, fucking... Dude, Marvel just started making movies. Marvel, you know, like the Super Hero Action movie? You seen Iron Man One? Yeah. Iron Man One blew me away.

They're all like, oh, we get it. His job's like, yeah, Robert Down Jr., great white guy. He brings a vector race. Yeah, it's great to see white superheroes again, huh? Good. They finally, we get it. Theo's podcast? No.

Because he kind of does a character, you know, and, you know, he's doing his thing. But Theo's so fucking funny. He breaks, like, three times. He just can't. He just can't. Oh, really? Because Theo's talking about black ducks. He goes, you need to get some black ducks.

He was out of his mind. And he's the best. He broke cat like four times. Really? Yeah. How about when he was talking to the president? He was saying, man, that cocaine turned you into a damn owl. Have you said that?

And Trump's all. Trump's like, what the fuck? This kid's talking about cocaine. But that is like, really probably what Trump needed. He needed those kind of interviews. Which comedians was he shitting on when he said your friends aren't funny? I don't know. Yes.

Mad Serrable. Amazing. Fuck. Holy shit. That's a hock move. We should get a Matt Sarah poster behind us, dude. Yeah. Damn. Dude, Matt Sarah's fucking welcome. Welcome to being a fucking homeless cat, Matt Sarah. We'll replace Annie's face with Matt Sarah.

Yeah, she's gone. That was a bad joke. We're not going to do that. Not to make it awkward. Listen, he said that. Why would he do that? He said that because he thought for some crazy reason that I didn't want to have him on, like somehow or another, that he would be showing up people or something like, because he's so good. Maybe he thought that because he thought that, because he's isolated. He doesn't know me that well.

The first time I met him was in the studio. So he's isolated. Sounds like plenty of time to count the amount of comedians you have on it that are shitty. Joe is like, he's not talking about Brendan Shaw. He's fucking, look, he just doesn't,

it's a weird thing. He didn't get it. That would be, that would be hilarious though. Joe was like, well, let's just say two of them are in the room right now. That would be funny

But Joe doesn't even as a joke That would be funny Joe doesn't have it in him Even he wouldn't think of that And he also wouldn't say it I really don't understand Because I watched a lot of this fight companion While watching the fights

Right I do not understand why Joe Rogan Has Brian Kellan and Brennan Chob in the room Because why? Because he doesn't get along with them or what? No they get along fine It's not about that It's just like why have them

We just saw Brendan Chob talking about rap is an art and all the countless times where he's been racist. And the stories we've heard outside of the podcast, it's like, why the fuck do you still have this full around? I don't know. One part of me was like he wants them around because they make him look better.

But he also has really funny on people on sometimes too. Yeah. I think he just, there is friends and he's like, feels comfortable for whatever reason around Cal and around. I mean, he's just as stupid as them. And they're also, they do what he does. They're versions of him, right? They both do like Brian does his stupid yelling

and Shab just parents what Rogan thinks. I mean, he wants yes men, I guess. Oh, yeah, I don't know. I love Kat Williams. I've always been a fan. I've always talked about Pimp Chronicles. It's fucking fantastic. It's so good.

He's so wild. And I've actually taken advice from him. There's two pieces of advice that I took from an interview that he did once where I used this day. One, he said I never eat before a show. he said don't eat it goes I want to be hungry better off being hungry my brain works better and then two he said I have a music playlist that I make that just gets me in the mood to do a show and so I'm like that's a good idea and from then on I started carrying around like a Bluetooth machine

like a Bluetooth boom box and bringing and then the green room playlist that we have on Spotify that's all the songs but it's like 35 hours it's smart you guys should do that's what athletes do it was a smart thing I was thinking I was like why don't I do that like that makes sense like you want to turn into a little bit of a You get that music going, it feels good like we do with the green room. Damn, dude, I wonder what all of them listened to before. What does Cal listen to? What is Rogan listened to? What is Shab listened to?

I like, how this is new news. Shob's like, yeah, oh, my God, that's a great idea. What the fuck? Blows his mind. He's never, he never listened to a song before. Dude, I came here hungry. I'm hungry right now. He's been, Shob's definitely been eating before shows, right?

He does a food truck diary before his stand-up. He comes on. He's like, oh, man. Anybody else like, kind of was full? I saw a big glizzy. I was like, how does he even fit in that thing? Put it in my mouth. Shab probably eats a burrito or a hot dog

and then talks to people beforehand and completely forgets his set. And he's like, fuck, I should God. He goes out and he's like, hey, that guy's gay, right? He's not, he's got nothing. Do you want to see Shob? now that he's a red grifter, do stand-up,

now that he's a right-wing politician. Oh, just the same, I don't care what, if he was completely liberal, conservative, independent, all of it,

any of it, every night, y'all, in any facet. I would love to see Brennan do stand up. I can't wait from due stanton again. I keep praying. Every day I wake up and check the news.

Yeah. Knowing it'll be fucking headline news if it happens. Posted by Sequette, Jose, a former heavyweight contender, says he could beat up a girl. It's okay. He's a fan. Guys, I'm a fan of her too, but I would beat the shit out of her, dude. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we'll see that clip, I'm sure.

Yeah, you, well, that was in the Discord, I think, or we were talking about it happened. It made me laugh. Oh, my God. Shob just said he would beat up a woman. Is that what you said? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so posted by I'm Chop Bustin. Clint exposing his work conditions before the Thick Boy Studio West Coast closes his door. Another day at Thick Boy Studios. They am a roach. Wow. Why would you post this dude?

Yeah, I don't know. That's something that not everybody needs to know. There's roaches at your work. Now every employee knows that too. That is a roach on rain. He's trying to escape. It's the first roach that wants to get out. He's bargaining with chin.

Please, I can't take it anymore. There's just all we have is energy drinks and bad podcasts. No. I had three sure shots yesterday. Kill me. I'm out in the open. I don't want to live. You don't want other employees to know that there's roaches, I don't think.

Or maybe say that we have a bug problem, y'all. I miss Mark. You don't post a picture of it. Bring back Mark. Let's see here. The cracks are starting to show. Is that your shirt? In the anti-electrical car nonsense.

Is that your shirt? Drive fast-all gas? Bro, where's mine? I got one for you guys I don't know I like those I like those I like the way it looks

Was it say in the back Anti-electric vehicle Club? Oh how dare you Well no you can drive it In your fucking You drove here an electric vehicle I didn't ask for that

I asked for your GT fucking 4GT Your electric vehicle Is something else though I'm a little jealous And I'm not in the car But like I was telling you at dinner My thing was I was so angry

At Newsom trying to ban combustion engines I fucking had so much anger But now I'm moving to Austin It's kind of leaving Oh Good good Damn. He really is moving.

Yep. Fuck. Damn, dude. Does it help the numbers? We'll see, Daddy. Yeah, yeah. They still do the show, though, right? I don't know.

Oh, fuck. This is it. Got a factory here. I know. Get yourself a cyber truck and put the fighter and the kid logo all over. Just drive around town like a pariah. Let's go, baby. Call and drive that.

Those things look so odd. You know I'll do that. I'll do that for. you killed? Can I get a clip here, a clipper? Can I get a clip here, clipper? But it was all haphazard. Can I get a clip here? Damn, I didn't know that he had done the haphazard thing. I rather know there's a clip of that. Did you know that? It's probably him just talking. I know, but I've never, have you seen that before? No, I never seen that. That was a haphazard clip. I know. Wow. So he's got a fuck, dude, he's part of the universe, man. Man. Let's see what else we got here.

posted by Confidence search Confident search 8648 Imagine having a special on YouTube With less views than a video explaining how blog bussy your special is So Elephant Graveyard video is at 676 His is at 520 Oh fuck

I mean this is Peaches delight dude Yeah I mean Well there's something that bad Uncancelable you don't really want that many views Yeah you'd want less views for sure than an elephant graveyard video

because that's actually good. A lot of people are going to watch that. Yeah. You know? So it's actually good for Lucas. That's your takeaway? Let's see. That's a promotion.

This is posted by ABTB12. You're doing great. Antonio Brown was on The Fighter and the Kid. He was also on Theo Vaughn's podcast and the difference in views is 960,000 if my math is correct. Well, you know. We're not numbers, guys. Yeah, we're not numbers.

Theo's been working on a thing for a while trying to, you know, he's just doing something different. Mm-hmm. You know, T-Fa-K, they've been going on a long time. There's classic podcasts. They're both black belts. So, you know, this is probably a fluke type thing. So here we go. Do you remember how back in the day they used to talk about how, like, there was some sort of agreement

that if you do these shows, you can get on Rogan. Yeah. And kind of got Prats of Light, kind of stopped happening. It's kind of happening now again, isn't it? Oh, okay. Because they're doing the rounds of all the same shows. Conspiracy hat. Yeah, no, that seems right.

So Antonio Brown wants to be on Rogan for sure. Yeah. Well, Rogan posted a story the other day of some sort of exchange. Or no, Antonio Brown posted something on Twitter with him talking to Rogan. And Rogan's saying, yeah, we'll be excited to have you in here. And the next thing you know, he's on all these other shows. Yeah, they worked out a deal. Rogan's like listen

Or actually Rogan doesn't tell you Other people say they go hey you know Rogan to get on Rogan You gotta do Theo Von Which everybody wants to do anyways He's like he's like hey and you gotta do T-Fecays Oh fuck Okay

But yeah I mean Antonio Brown sucks ass So I'm not I wouldn't be surprised if he's On all these shows And then also Rogan Dude like Because Rogan likes getting on

Some of the worst people we've ever seen The existing I mean you're just cooking for no reason right now I think Antonio Brown's fine You do? Yeah. He just steals other people's memes and shares them. And they're always like,

here's Jimmy Kimmel's best food. And it's like something that looks like a penis. It's not very, it's very Brennan Scha. I'm not here to defend him, but I just think he's fine. Let's see here. This is posted by horror nothing 9789. Guys, I hate that I'm so skinny.

All right. Should we read what this says? Let's see. Skinniest I've ever been. I'm actually not loving it as much as I thought. I've always loved being curvy, but getting sick. every two to three weeks

and guarantee you'll lose weight. I'm 134 pounds, almost 5'7. I want to be back at like 145. That was perfect. All right. Somebody's a little too obsessed. Put some pants on, lady.

Your mom gets sick, and she takes a picture of her paintings. You're at school, and you're like, fuck, my mom's sick again. He's going to see, everyone's going to see her snatch. Shit.

I hate it when my mom's sick. She loses weight. she posts her ass online. Okay, so his name is conquifedador. Like conquistador, but conquifidador. Posted this one, it's, well, this was a surprise. Let's see, what is this? It's me, Antonio Vanderas.

When I use my Bosch fridge, he makes me feel different. Different. It makes me feel like Antonio Boschderas. Well, I hear you, brother. Because when I use my Bosch power tools, I feel like the macho man Randy Savage You dig it I do dig it

Randy We're bad Power for power tools Phenomenal appliances Rotary hammers These washers Myta shots Induction

Cooktops Randy God be Impact drivers refrigerators Watch this The more you Bosch The more you feel like a

Damn he did his own stunts too Nuts, dude What if he was like When I get the Bosch power tool I feel like Brian Callin I'm gonna grab you I'm like squeeze you

He's harassing a woman I feel like When I get the power tool I feel like Joe Rogan When I get the bus power tools I feel like Adam Ray Why would I feel like that?

When I get a bus power tool I feel like Jeff Dye A cowboy When I get the bushel power tool I feel like Mr. Whole Foods dipping my nacho in my nacho cheese When I did the bash power tools, I feel like a baddie ready for some addies.

This is going to go on all day. Go for it. Oh, you got to have a good one. I know that. Please edit that out. No, we're not editing that out. When I get the basha power tools, I feel like an employee at the Tiger Belly running a whole subreddit to

Gadosh, a brand and job. All right, I'll cut that part out to you. this one's posted by BW Hale, BW. Hale. Oh, first of all, do you think they did any sort of digging on BGL where they had to do a background check on them? And then they pulled up our podcast. They started watching it. They're like two hours in.

They're like, this is a really good podcast. That's the reason. We weren't sure about you, but your interview with Timos, you're in. I hope so. Thanks for the views. Tmos, great podcast, Mark. but why were you lifting your girl's car? Oh, my bad.

Trying to explain the Super Bowl commercial like, so BGL is going to be in a Super Bowl commercial. Bapa is going to go crazy on this next podcast. BGL, BGL, Mark Carly, he used to work for Brendan Schottel in this podcast. Can you read that? Bapa never paid BGL and went on a rant on the subreddit anyways. Now he's doing a Super Bowl comment. and us homeless cats can't wait to hear what Bapa has,

or what Bapa Shop has to say. Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about? That's a perfect meme to go with this. God damn, dude, that's the fucking pain that every homeless cat has in their life. Nobody knows. Nobody, because we didn't matter account. Let's see here. This is posted by Jesse is so good.

By the way, we watched the BGL commercial. I'm pretty sure it'll get cut out. Oh. Had to repost this classic. dish deep fried to perfection. Shout out Rhonda Axe X, Axe. Oh, Axex. And then going into comedy, one of the hardest fucking things

you could do ever. Ever. John Bernthal. It's so fucking hard. Standup is the hardest job. It's so hard. I want to bless you a woman from a tower. The hands on the chest are so funny now, dude.

Because he said that they didn't say as gay or something. Yeah. Look how aggressive. he's putting hands to the chest. Yeah, he's doing it like he's in like an old movie from the 50s about the South. Like gone with the wind or something. This is what he looks like when you pull up in an electric vehicle.

Oh, my God. Why is it doing this? Yeah. He's like, oh, God. Oh, no. You're gay. Anna is the hardest job. It's so hard.

I want to rescue a woman from a tower. I want to fight my food. And, you know, you know, it's A, the hardest job. job in the world. To do a special dude on your own, rely on your team, then we have to deal with all the marketing. Come out, get out. Help me. Help me get them real quick.

Oh, man. Did you see Milano? In comedy, the hardest fucking things you could do ever. Oh, God. It's so fucking hard. Stand it's hard. It's so hard. It's so funny at the competition, the industry in the brain. You ever like?

talk to a bunch of comics for like a weekend or something and then you go to your norm court people. It's the worst. And you bring a comic joke. It makes you go like, I don't want to hang out with anybody. It's not a movie. This is only like a thousand of us on earth. How many fucking professional stand-ups are there?

There's a million doctors in America. How many fucking stand-ups are there? And a mark of a free society is that her comedians can be just exactly what they are. Accusation of rape. Comedians are actually more important than Socrates. Socrates is gay. Modern philosophy is actually stand-up comedy where someone pretends that they're an African singing man. Modern philosophy.

is when you have a friend with a shovel to save you from a fight. Have you seen, you know, I teach a lot. I teach a lot of classes, but have you seen man class? You can learn more in man class or mantis than you could from the entire university of Toronto. Oh, fuck, that was amazing. Jesse is so good. Yeah, Rhonda X, X. Ronna X, X. Sorry.

But yeah, shout out. You guys, all you guys cooking out here today, dude. Hype T-CK posted this one. It's called Oops. Epstein 2.0, who took over Epstein's Empire? And then congratulations is right after. Shit. Got him.

Got him. Oh, really do. How did it come out? So this is posted by Icarus lives. Christalia warning his past self not to use Snapchat. Is this like, what's it called? interstellar where he's looking at the how did it come out

like how did they the boy's mother you called it yeah I heard the soundtrack ended up finding it finding it what do you mean it snap shot goes away right

he probably saved it you can screen record take screenshots well very good hilarious do do do do no do no no no no no no

no no All right. This is posted by Riffraff, the Alley Cat. This was me last night. Facts. Oh, yeah. Homeless Cat watching Randy Savage. I bet that blew away so many people's mind from the Reddit.

Oh, yeah. I didn't see it live. I just saw it on the Reddit. Yeah, I wish I didn't see. I got to see people posting about it. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see here.

This is, is that a seal? What is this emoji? Oh, a B. Can't see from back here. Posted by 230322. Water. Mm-hmm.

What do you think of the next? Dan. Water, weed. Weed. I've never really listened to the podcast for a single show. Air. B. Well, yeah, that's a great post.

Oh, that's why the deal. Yeah. Okay, so I've not watched this clip yet. I've been excited for it. I read the title and I took this screen grab video and put it at the beginning of last week's episode. But I did not watch the clip. Oh, shit. Buton is a smart kid, but Bapa has retired from non-rogan podcast.

I just read the title and I was like, oh, come on, dude. Dandy Kaufman, too, posted this. Let's see. Oh, Brendan. What do you think about Brian going on that little shit's podcast? What podcast? Baton. Matan.

I don't know the kid. I'm 41. I know he's a young kid, right? He's a smart kid. He has an angle. He was straight. What do you think he talks about us? We have an angle, dude

Yeah, yeah, that would love to hear him describe us We might not even have an angle But dude, this studio is crazy looking to me All these dudes They're like the mafia or something They all have on sunglasses Chins over here like, what are we gonna do boss? Like they're gonna jump Maton

What do you think about this shitty kid, huh? What do you think about this dumb fuck kid, huh? Should we take him fucking out? Brandon? Should we get rid of him for you? No, no, he's not nothing. It's like the penguin. Yeah.

Hey, they're talking about you. He was trying to rattle him and Brian's just getting it. And the kid can't like get off the bit. Am I imagining that he didn't have on sunglasses before? Did he just put them on? He's had sunglasses the whole time. Really? Can we go back? I might have.

I know for a fact. Okay. I missed it. We'll go back at the beginning after this. Ninety years. So inside. He hopes about a lot of other guys. Comics are tough, you know.

But that kid, you know, he's talented. It almost feels like between two friends. I just don't see the upside of me go, I'm good. Like, I support him. I hope he crushes it, but it's just, you know, I'm 41, man, with kids. I'm not going to take away time for my day to do that. It must be a bit. They're doing a bit.

Brian had a good angle of he just wanted to go there and teach these kids' life lessons. It was pretty funny. It was an entertaining watch. You've ever seen Santino on that. Bobby Girls podcast, that's the move. She's like these kids want to start, but then when you get professionals in there, good fucking luck. Like you're trying to rattle Santino.

Yeah. All they do, man. I don't go to a hot second. But that body girl. Oh, my God. Okay, so let's go to the beginning. He's like, uh, is, yeah, they can fucking eat. Oh, yeah, definitely.

I'm, it's a bit. They must, there must be some big, like, why are you stuck on that? Why do they all have sunglasses? Well, yeah, it's a stupid fucking bit. It's a dumb bit for sure. It just blew my mind. But yeah, he's like, yeah, of course. They could easily matize some kid.

He could outsmart Brian. I mean, Brian sucks. But Santino? Yeah, try to rattle Santino, which is like the easiest thing to do. He's like the most rattleable guy. He always gets mad. Just bring up his shelves and he loses his mind. Yeah, dude.

Bapa's so dumb. I mean, just when you think there's any chance of like a redemption arc, he's just telling you flat out he's not going to happen. You know what I mean? Why not just go on a Maton show? It would be so good. It would be good. But it's like same thing.

Why not do stand-up again? You have like the biggest stand-up ever and you're just going to not do it ever again. That's crazy. Everybody knows. Well, it's a huge thing. The Gringo Popu's huge. You're never going to do stand-up. Yeah.

Maton has this big podcast. You don't want to go on it because you're going to, why not? Because you're 40? What does that mean? But Cal and you always say he's like, 78 and he went on Matan. And apparently that humanized him for some people.

Dumb. What are we doing here? Two stars, Bapa. Let's see, this is posted by Arce and Wenger, or you know, Ars and Van Venger probably, but Johannesburg is 7,000 miles from Sydney. Did he say that?

I don't know. Let's see. What else says? The truth about cats ending. King of the Sting. Hap hazard post of this. Oh, shit. Someone asked Michael Bisping this. He said axed.

And then this is how Michael. He's moved on and doing his own show. Felder is in full time on Mondays. I wish him the absolute best of luck with the show. Absolutely loved our conversations. Hopefully we're back in two weeks shows soon. Also, we're going to some big things. Yeah, here's the thing.

So the internet, whenever someone moves, like, does their own thing. He moves on. They went like, oh, there's this huge blowout fighting. They hate each other. and then that does well for YouTube and the clicks like Bisping hates Anthony Smith or the downfall of Michael Biz like that stuff is what generates views. The truth is Anthony Smith is probably like, hey man, I'm putting a lot of time in. I'm going to start my own thing.

Bisbing's a fucking real man. I was like, yeah, cool, do your thing, man. And then called Paul Felder. It was okay, we have an open and he probably took it. But I. Man, I can't wait until Chang starts animating Bapa's little like narratives

of what actually happened. We're all too dumb to know. That's hilarious. Yeah, and Paul Feldner at the same time, coincidentally was like, hey, I got something going on here too. Oh, St. Les family, yeah. I quit a show because I was working too much,

but let me work more now. It's like King of this thing. Like, oh, Theo hates Brennan. You know, he wants to get away from. no dumb asses the truth is he moved in Nashville and people just move on yeah he moved to Nashville and then

even and I wanted to be like we got to move on and either stop the show or fill your replacement he's like no I can zoom it but I'm in LA all the time too so when I can't zoom I'll be in studio we did that for about a month month and a half and I even told him like dude it's a lot

and then after a month a half he was like dude it's too much like I just can't and I'm dying I'm like yeah just let's stop doing it. That's the truth. I talk to Theo all the time. Well, he also said he'll come back in and he never has. Yeah.

So what's his explanation for, like, him saying that Theo just had to work on some shit. What's that part of it? Well, he was dying. He was dying. That's what he said. I know, but that's not really an explanation. That's just saying that he's like, he can't. Yeah, or he like can't do it because of it.

there's too much work. Like zooming in and going to LA from Nashville. It's like too much. That sounds more realistic than to what actually may have happened. But he said he made it sound like Theo had like was in trouble and like had an issue that he had to work on. But nobody watches this show. So it's not even, doesn't hurt Theo at all really. I wonder what Theo thinks about that.

If he's ever come like, you know, Brennan was telling people that you have an issue. You have a problem. You know? he's like, oh, you know, well, I have a million views and a lot of money. So, if that's a problem, then, you know, sign me up, Dedy. And the other thing, too, is the podcast thing happened afterwards. The money, podcast one or whatever. Oh, yeah.

So there's definitely bad blood, dude, you know? Yeah. You apparently lost a million dollars and somehow Theo lost less than you did, which doesn't make sense. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because it doesn't make sense because they had the same show. Like,

or, wait, Theo's new show was on that too. That's where he lost money. Yeah. But that's a huge show and this, how would Brendan lose more? Yeah,

yeah. My read on it is that, I don't know though, but I feel like Brendan probably introduced him to the guy. Oh. Because Brendan's the fucking marketing genius, dude. Yeah.

Well, I mean, I mean, look at his track record of a fucking business manager scamming him every other week. Yeah, he's billing things at his house.

Yeah. My business manager said that I had to buy the magic beans or else the tree. wouldn't grow. Yeah. But I mean, if you let Brennan shop advise you on like what advertiser to go with, you dug your own grave. I feel no, I don't feel bad for you. And after three weeks, the tree didn't grow. I had already bought a treehouse. I was. The only reasonable explanation, if that's what happened, is that Joe Rogan was like, hey, yeah, you could,

you should do that. You let you probably listen to Joe maybe. Because Joe or, or Brendan says Joe said that podcast one is whatever is the way to go. And you're like, all right. But I would get double verification on that. Brennan shop, I'm not listening to anything. Sorry, guys.

As podcast fans, we don't like, also, why are you calling everyone dumbasses? And we're trying to explain something that was very ambiguous to begin with. You know? Listen, dumb asses. Listen, you dumb fucks. He does do that a lot, yeah.

Because I was in the inside of. All right. So what are we going to do? We've talked about this before But what are we going to do with this bad boy right here, dude? Oh Who is it? Who like instead of Kimbo slice

That's a good Yeah, we have to make that one too And I've never really noticed that he's looking Is it wait a minute No, it's a reflection It's just his face looking down It's not an asshole computer in there I'm shot

I'm very shy on this episode That's good for the show But damn It really looks like he's looking at the Mac. Yeah. Maybe we should put a Mac in the... Okay.

Can we put a Mac in it? We could just take this picture and make it... Because that's so inside baseball. If the Mac is in there... It's Kimbo Slices looking in a Mac. That's maybe even too inside baseball for me, honestly. Yeah. But that, okay, so that's a redacted idea.

But instead of Kimbo Slices, maybe... Jeff Dye in a cowboy hat? Jeff Dye. We could do... We could do Sean. McCorkel, but that might be good-dushing-chan. Nah. They could do BGL.

B-G-L. With the beard, though. Oh, with the macho-man beard. With the macho-man beard. Look it down. Respectfully. Mm-hmm. Because he's one of our guys. Let's see. So I saw all that happening, but as a fan, if I wasn't a part of it, then I'd be like, why would, oh, this must be some crazy stuff. But then when you're inside it, you see, like, oh, it's just, we tried. It didn't work just business. Yeah.

And when you moved to a different state or it just, just becomes a lot. Theo, they could do it. I know how he does. And he did zoom in a lot. He did. Yeah.

And then we also had fill-ins all the time. Eventually, it's exhausting for both parties. Like me trying to hunt for a co-host. Him, you know, let me the day, know the day before.

Like, he's like, I'm just not going to make you back. Like, you're just like. Ush. So the Theo is fucking letting him know the day before,

huh? Wouldn't asshole. What an asshole this Theo guy is. Yeah. Brennan's great. Never want to meet him, huh? Yeah.

Theo sucks. A jerk. Man, what are we doing? Then it's no longer fun. Then it's like, dude, this has become such a hassle. Zooming and also just sucks, dude. Yeah, Brennan actually fired him, yeah.

But online, oh, they hate each other, but, oh, man. Yeah. No. But for old times, do we, maybe when I eat some, I'll eat a hot shit. I mean, I'm down. I don't want that. Okay. I like big shit, dude.

Big shit, big sicks. What? Yeah, no, he does not seem to be telling him. the truth. No. Man, there could be a body language expert that only watches T.FET care. Oh, that's a genius idea. But imagine going to school for that long or whatever the fuck they do, right?

They probably just sit in their room all day in their mom's basement, reading people's body language. Side show. And then eventually becoming just Brennan Chob's cohort. I think you could do, if your career is that, you're a body language detective or body language expert that goes to trials, you have a YouTube channel. where you analyze podcast. There you go.

Scoop in that bag. Scoop in a bag. This is posted by dimorphous display. If it's in a word or it's in a look, you can't get rid of the Bapa Duk. The scariest movie ever. What does it see on top? Okay. That's funny.

Look at his face. Terrifying. You don't. The Australian. And they're Australian. In the movie, Australian or New Zealand, I forget which one.

Same thing. Wow. All righty. Well, let's see here. Duke's not real. Homeless Cat Williams posted, This shop does not have the resources to learn Spanish.

It's not happening. It's like asking me to speak Spanish. It's not in my arsenal. It's not fucking happening, dude. I'm 41. Quit asking me to learn Spanish. It's not happening. I don't have the resources.

I've never had the resources. I've never worked on it. I miss the beginning. Wait, who's telling him to learn Spanish? I think it's just like a little tangent that he has in the middle of talking about something else. I don't have the resources. You don't have the faculties, actually.

We'll see. It's not happening. It's like asking me to speak Spanish. It's not in my own. It's like happening. Oh, I see, I see. That's why I messed the context there. I mean, I wonder what they're asking him.

do. Oh, well, it's an analogy. So it's like asking me to learn Spanish. Yeah. I wonder what the was asking him to learn Spanish. That would be funny. Someone tell Shabla, I know you're struggling with the English language. We're going to need you to learn Spanish. That would be nuts. What if it's just easier for him? If he's really good at Spanish? Pappy, popi. Sometimes I think that I have the same thing that Brennan Chab, or I will someday as punishment for making fun of him. Like, I won't be able to say words correctly. I worry about that. You're going to get C.T. to even beats the shit out of us, dude. That's true.

Oh, it beat us up so bad. Yeah. But do we know what the person told him that he has to do that's like learning Spanish? No. Okay. Let's see here. Next one is haphazard. Audio always became posed by haphazard.

Shout out to one of our guys, dude. Let's see. Don't get a twisted. Audio's still king. King. King. For nobody in his album to imp imp. Uncle Sam is the almost figure.

All right. All right Samuel L. Jackson, baby. Some of these Easter eggs were kind of dumb, but... Do you want to read it? Because it's dead air right now. That's fair. Especially if you want a family.

Yeah. Because dating like a 50 or 60 year old and he has a family already and then if you want kids... She's dead at Wilmar. She's paid dating him now, I think. Yeah. Yeah, she likes older dudes. Oh, my God.

The door's in the creek. So she dated Bill Maher, or she is dating. Who else? Brian met the girl I dated for like. That hoodie right there is the one I'm wearing. Oh, we're the one on the chair. Oh, yeah. Fuck.

This is where you think about your whole life. Six months, she was a Mongolian chick. She was like 32. Yeah. She was like, to me, that was like the youngest that would ever go. I think 32 is good for you, but that was when I was 46. I think it depends on the individual.

I like mid-30s for you, Chin. Why are you looking at your phone, because I was seeing, gosh, dang it. I like mid-30s for you, though. No, that would be like the very youngest, but I'd rather date someone that's like 35, 36, 37, 40. It's the movie where it's Dracula,

and Dracula. Dracula. Oh, is it to the tech base in the Super Bowl? When I see a word, it can be challenging for me. If I hear it, I'm good. If I hear the correct pronouncement of the song or a word, then I'm good. Come on, bud. I mean, she's pretty.

She's very average. But look at him. Yeah. I mean, come on. He looks like that new Draclio movie. He did it twice. It did it again. Delight.

What new Dracula? Oh, Dracula. Yeah, Dracula. Man. Jeez. Fuck. Yeah. How do you as King?

I mean, listen, if you just heard that, it would be a, we wouldn't even notice any other things. It would just sound normal to you. You'd be like, I'm a great show. I feel so bad because I've always hated on people that were just like, Rogan's friends suck. And I've always been like, come on, dude. Like, the Rogans are good time.

But this is literally what happens. It's like, this dude has way too much power. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. No, you're right. He made his friends famous. And then now they have a show.

where they have nothing to say, they pull up pop culture things online, and then there's a lot of dead air, and someone's kids yelling in the back, and then Shab mispronouncing words, because he doesn't really, he's not built for this, you know,

he's not a black build, really. And you can easily say without Rogan's influence that we wouldn't exist either because of this show and what we watch, but they don't want this to happen, dude, you know what I mean? They want to be funny based on what they're saying, but they're not funny based on what they're saying,

saying they're funny based on the fact that they are so fucking like, I don't know, pompous about it, you know? Yeah, it's funny. They're famous because they're, yeah, they're famous because they're friends of Rogan. We have people watching us because we're making fun of them. That is a funny thing. Yeah, so there can be good things from Rogan. And thank God for him.

You're right. I take it all back. Thank God for Joseph Rogan. Mr. Joseph Rogan, by the way. I mean, the way they edit these clips, too, is kind of like, I'm like, I get, pissed. I'm like, what the fuck? Why has he got this fucking studio, dude? I want to have thick first.

Audio's king. Speaking of audio, I'll upload the episodes to Spotify soon. Sorry for a lagging. Let's see here. This is posted by Busy Middle 8108, GFL owner, shitting on T-Fat K podcast mid-show, careful listen. GFL, what is that?

What the fuck? Okay. What is GFL? No idea, Chin. Let's see. Yeah, I would like that. Chin would like it. Okay. Chin, what do you do for Valentine's?

Any Valende lovers out there? Valentee lovers. I like that. I like Valanday. Honestly, he fell onto one that sounds cool to me. Valanday. I like that. All right, so we got to really quiet up here and listen in.

What is he saying? I mean, that might be me, honestly. Ready? Yeah, I would like that. Chin would like it. Okay. Chin, what do you do for Valentine's? Any, any Valanday lovers out there for you?

I suck at that shit, dude. We all do. What's going on here? This is a fucking trainer. Nice. Hey, what the fuck? Yeah. Real quick, Frank, since you ask.

Halloween's a lot. He's not wrong. He brought up Halloween again. Damn. So now we're talking about Valentine's. All right. Cool, cool, cool. Guys, I got to get rolling.

All right, let's see. This one's posted by AB, TB 12. You see the poor savage. Shop makes fun of Callan for stuttering on Real B. Oh, shit. It's that Fottom and Bear Knuckle. They got some slap fight. I immediately felt bad for Rogan Shogun.

Because he's great. Holy shit. What are you, Joe Biden? Shut up, dude. Holy fuck. Shut up, dude. Shut up. But today, Jr.

I got excited because I felt bad. Yeah, it's clips like that where I'm like, maybe we don't need to see our shop doing stand-up, dude. No, not at all. But I like this GFL guy laughing at them. He's not even really good duching. He's just like, this show sucks and then he's laughing at Brian. I like him.

I don't know. What is the GFL? Girls fighting league maybe or something? I don't know. Never forget that Clint is nearly 50 years old. Confidence search 8648. Is this just another clip we just saw? That's got Chin.

Chin, what's the youngest you would date? The youngest I dated, which I was like okay with, was 32. Would you date in the 20s? No. 28, 29? No, no, no. You wouldn't date a 25-year-old? No, date?

Like, actually, you're in a religion. Yeah, like, girl, what I phone. Creepy Brian. You wouldn't day a 25-year-old? Even if you could squeeze them? Of course, but not dates. You wouldn't date? 20. I'm a little bit with chin on this.

What about, and what, what, what, what's the oldest lady? 40? My age, 47. I don't care. If she looks like a good, you know. Brian met the girl I dated for like six months. She was a Mongolian chick. She was like 32. Brian met the girl I dated for like six months. She was a Mongolian chick.

She was like 32. Oh my God. This is the amount of like this shit. Oh, in the studio. Yeah. Yeah. He's insane. Can you imagine how much smarter that lady is than all of them?

I get there to compete in any kind of like brain activity. Any test. Oh, you are abducted. I'll stop. Okay, one usual 4460 posted this one. Whoa, everyone from the Bapaverse is doing better

than Brennan Brigh. How did T. Fat K's go? Oh, nice. Leek Beasley is an accomplished comedian actor and digital sensation. His talent earned him recognition as the number nine funniest person on the internet by Complex.

Following his acclaim, he was invited to film his own 30-minute comedy special produced by Kevin Hart set to air 2025. Good for him. Great guy. Never met him. Shout out, Malik. Brian of the past. God, I was hoping for more, what is it, fight companion clips.

Oh, yeah. Where are they at? Brian of the past posted by complacent, exhausted. See. Curiosity. I always had a problem with girls turning it off. What do you mean? I could be funny.

I could be great. Got into the bedroom and I couldn't turn it off. Do you still want to be funny? sexy. I'd end up being like, hey, hey, you know, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you did not have a problem turning it off. So I'd like to do a role play. I'll be the girl. Yeah. And I want to see

you, be funny, Brian, and then turn it off. Okay. You're asking for trouble. All right. I'll start it off just to give you a clean lead. Because I'd seen Brian do this many of times. Okay, um... Many of times. You were really

hilarious tonight. I'm a pony. I'm a pony, yeah. I'm a pony phony, but I can be a thoroughbred real quick. Can I say something? This is very messed up. Okay, and I'm not at all suggesting this is what happened, but Brian is so embarrassing as a person. If you watch something like this and you're a woman that had sex with Brian willingly, you almost want to be like, oh, that happened to me too.

Mm-hmm. I take back consent. He maybe should be able to take that consent if something like this is of use on the internet. Yeah. Yeah. Is that too far? No, you're right.

Yeah. And age plays a factor. Because if you are, how old is Brian right there? You know what I mean? In the 40s, I think. Because there has to be some sort of culpability. And it has to be,

you have to hold them, you can't hold somebody accountable or something they don't know. So there should be some sort of proactive law, called the Brian Act. Right? Right. where if you are, let's say, 56 or 50 years older and you have your fucking pony act

and you're bragging about it? At 55? Anything you do is rape. Yeah, just walking into a road, honestly. Yeah, going to a restaurant, rape. Yeah, you've raped the waiters. And same with like when everyone that you do stand up in front of.

That's clear. Yeah. Yeah. No, you should be put in jail for that. The Callen Act. Stand up a lot. I like the Brian Everyone named

Brian's like I'm so dangerous They need the law after me Brian's law Let's see here Let's skip that one You're vaccinated Okay we already seen that

Come town one so many times Chin using the game On a stripper story Posted by Dandy Kaufman too All right let's see We're just all of our friends And a bunch of strippers My friend paid for it

At Sapphire in Las Vegas Okay And then for some reason, like, this one chick was just super cool with me. And by the way, at this moment, I was probably at my head, like, fattest. You know, I was like, but I read the game, the book. So I started applying all this shit. We ended up fucking making out. And I felt like a king. Every time I was trying to grab a beer, she, no, she, you know, gave me the beer. Every time I tried, I was smoking cigarettes back then, too. So she would, when I, I would grab a cigarette, she was

like, no, no, she grabbed it. She lit it for me. It was like, I was like a king. And She just, like, did everything for me. And then I thought, of course, I did, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. Made out. What did you do?

You know, now I feel weird because I know we're on air. No, no, no. We're not on air yet. We're not on air yet. We didn't bone. We didn't bone. But then if I went to a private room with her, I know for a fact that we bowed. And she was hot.

So you're. Oh, man. I wouldn't tell this story on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, waves. I wouldn't mind telling it, but I wouldn't look like a fucking nerd. Yeah. You know? He does look.

I just don't want to say it on someone live right now. And we didn't bone. We did everything but, except for we didn't touch each other either. And she didn't look at me. Yeah. She was taking her clothes off. She charged me more than some of the other guys. She said most guys get hard.

which is not true. She said, is it that small? All right, let's see. Okay, so Bapa during Tatian, Tatiana fight after picking her to be new champ, minimum sky 2305. Oh, man, this is a long one, dude. I want that one where he's talking about beating a woman, dude. Give me some of that. Give me some of that.

Oh, shit. Come on. That's what I'm saying. Let's go. Let's go. All right. Brendan Chob, stay on that wagon, sir.

I have to. Guys, otherwise I turn into a gremlin. Salute. Come on. Come on. Fight companion. There's no middle ground for Brandon.

It's either all or nothing. And by the way, but the narrative on that, too, like the media is like, you know, he's a UFC firing, he's driving for Uber. Which,

which comedians was he shitting on when he said your friends aren't funny? I don't know. Not to make it awkward. Listen, he said those guys that look like he could break through any moment now. Oh, fuck.

Bro? What's from? What is from? That's the white is... Oh, it's good. That's so white, dude. Yeah. Now we got the coal main in Maine.

I'm gonna use the head real quick. Let's go. Let's go. I hope Tatiana just fucking Mollywops her. I'm telling you she's been drilling. Second round, head arm choke, Tatiana. I'm excited if she would happen. I was thinking second round away.

Also, Zhang is way more like Marab. Like, that lady can go. She just keeps going. She's a fucking machine. Oh, look at that knee. of the body, dude. That's a nasty knee to the body. She's a champion. And she's free. 100% man.

She's made a difference. She just can't. I mean, Jean-Weilly is, I think, surprising her with the takedown defense. She's been working. She's been working her wrestling. What's the physicality, son? It's so fucking strong. What's a four camera, but he's zoomed in on the wall. Yeah, or just like with him

on like camera like that, not saying anything. He just looks so stupid. Yeah. Like, it's not his fault. We'd probably look stupid. He's just watching the fight. Yeah. But you're thinking of like, what's he thinking?

You know, it's one of those things. And it's just like, there's a silence, vast, a vast silence of thought. He keeps going for like extreme underdogs hoping one day. He's like, I saw it the whole time. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? He's like, I'm probably not going to win this one either. His reasoning for going for Tatiana was just because he hates China.

Really? Yeah, because he's right wing grifting. Yeah, I don't know why. That surprised me at all. Look at this. Again, turned it around, Matt. Again, this is huge. So she's got this round.

ASE you out to sea, even though if you're only 100 yards from the shore, it's going to the wrong. I think it's very demoralizing when you realize what your go-to move is not working. Right. You're wrestling. I'm going to repeat my friend Matt here. She beat cancer, right? Listen, a lot of respect. I'm just saying, you know, you're dealing with a different.

You're dealing with a different human being. You think she's worried about a Chinese? girl. Yes. Chinese girls beating her out. Oh, right in. Look at that.

That was a nice right in. Oh, no. She's getting clocked. How many women? I can't remember in recent times a female referee. Oh, Jesus. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.

She just can't strike with her. Dude, that was a pretty fucking hard shot right there. Oh, she snapped it down. Come on, man. Oh, she's stuffing it now. She's stuffing it now. Now she's putting it on her. Oh, nice needs to the body box.

Come on. Vision Quest. Let's go. Look at that. Oh, she's caught again. Oh, this is rough. The problem is the striking. You should do like a...

Brendan Schott. You know how people do the Nancy Pelosi stocks? Like what she invest in? Should do one of those for like, um, betting. You just do the opposite. The Brennan Schaub tracker, you bet on whoever, or for whoever he bets against.

Yeah. And it's like, oh, dude, I'm fucking crushing you now. Thank you, Brandon. People are way ahead of you. Oh, they've already done that. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. Facts.

The big, she's not sending strikes. And it's also the pay. And it's so impressive. That's so impressive what Zhang Ali has been able to do here. Just to be able to stop these takedowns and reverse them when she gets them, so impressive. But it's like the physicality of Zhang Wei Li is just something to think.

Look at that one too. Nasty. Nasty. Yeah. I mean, just incredible conditioning. Yes. I mean, you ever watch her workout videos? They're fucking mad, dude.

Her strength and conditioning is mad. Brennan, you want to come over to my side now? Look at her. No, he stands strong. Well, you don't jump ship. It's like going to a lecture. her cars you'll never do it oh wow she took her down

unbelievable unbelievable yeah what happened what wrestling America yo so it said 3 O Zane get the fuck dude I want to

no not 3 O I get the first round for sure well the first round she did come get on top at the end Bob I'm just sorry I just tell you

this half guard escape it's killing me I want a fucking show bitchhip level experience she's been in all these um the way they cut that made it seem like he wanted to shove something

somewhere. But he was saying, I want to show you guys how to truly do it. What if like, okay, what if Shab is just, he doesn't really think these things, he doesn't even want to say them. He just, they, Rogan tells him, hey, you got to do that, the character that you do, where you just say stupid.

You pick the wrong person, you say the Chinese thing, because it's a hit. It gets views, eyeballs on the show. Nah, there's no chance. No. French wars. You guys still hanging up things, tips? Yeah. Yeah. Bro, we're ready to buy Chinese electric cars.

We're ordering Chinese electric cars. That's right. We're trying to get one of them banned Chinese Android phones. They got up to T-Mobile. They got a lot of spyware and they take her buy-up. Did she take Tatiana down? Yeah. That spyware helps you because they give you recommendations for things to buy.

It's tough because you're 31 coming off these entries. You had your shot the title. You're not even close to the... You got mauled and you spent most of the fight on your back. It's crazy. You'd be surprised. I wouldn't be surprised if you retire. Well, who knows? I mean, she might have a real hard camp.

Well, what she can you do to be there? There's not enough hours in the days. There's no game plan. You can't catch that. The gap. That's a big gap. And you're 31. So who else for her?

Who else is in your... She retires and does stand up better than Brennan? Yeah, that would be great. I mean, just a long clip. And they didn't even get the best part. The best part is when he said he could beat a woman. Is that who he said he could beat up? He was...

He said that around that time. Yeah. Money 7-9 posted this one. When your toddler, ask if you like their drawing Anti-Electric Vehicle Club B. And the face. Ask Chris DeLeia B.

Oh, that's another joining him post. Oh, Brendan wants everyone to know he could beat a shit. There we go. So you know what you want to. All right. Well, this is the last clip of the day, dude. This is the one I want to watch on the show. Gordo S.F posted this one.

Brendan wants everyone to know he could beat the shit out of a 115-pound woman. Like going to electric car? You'll never do it. Brian, if she wanted to have sex, you'd be very uncomfortable that she'd kill you. Yeah, she might be my time

because I'm a guy. Guys, guys, I'm a fan of her too. I would beat the shit out of her. Yeah. But you're 280. You just said I'd be scared of her. Not you. Brian.

Oh, that's why I said that. And then another thing of note there is that right at this moment, they cut out about 30 seconds of the live feed. Oh, wow. I wonder what happened. He's just like a Neanderthal as normal. You know, like he thought that Joe was saying that he was scared of her or whatever.

But he can't even, even though that would obviously be a joke, he can't let that. What? A woman? He would like, I would kill them. You know? And Mike Tyson would never say like, oh, dude, I would beat the crap out of her. Maybe it would. I'd take that back.

But yeah, they were talking about Brian that whole time. Yeah, yeah. It's so funny that Brendan just inserted himself like, guys, just PSA, I'd beat this shit out of her. It's classic Brendan, dude. He's going to give us something. Every week there's something new. Peach's Delight. Flipping his truck.

This week, it was, he's going to beat the shit out of a woman. You know, great stuff. Never seen it. All right. That's our show. Join the Patreon. See you next week.